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HEY HEY PAISANOS THIS IS THE SUPER MARIO RETARDY SHOW!! Here, instead of forcibly placing characters into spots just because, team positions are instead determined based upon a one-year season (going from the Retardy after a Winter Elite Cup ends to the week before the next Winter Elite Cup begins), where Gold Captaincy goes to whoever wins the most Retardy games (but in case of a tie, whoever collects the most stars out of the year will win the spot), and Silver goes to whoever collects the most coins (with the same tie-breaker rules being applied here).<BR> | HEY HEY PAISANOS THIS IS THE SUPER MARIO RETARDY SHOW!! Here, instead of forcibly placing characters into spots just because, team positions are instead determined based upon a one-year season (going from the Retardy after a Winter Elite Cup ends to the week before the next Winter Elite Cup begins), where Gold Captaincy goes to whoever wins the most Retardy games (but in case of a tie, whoever collects the most stars out of the year will win the spot), and Silver goes to whoever collects the most coins (with the same tie-breaker rules being applied here).<BR> | ||
===Roster=== | ===Roster - Boris Circlejerk League I=== | ||
{{sq start}} | {{sq start}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Boo">Wandering Boo(b)</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=50 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Boo">Wandering Boo(b)</span>}} | ||
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{{sq start player|no=7 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Waluigi">WAH</span>}} | {{sq start player|no=7 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Waluigi">WAH</span>}} | ||
{{sq gold player|no=2 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Akko">Little Intellect</span>}} | {{sq gold player|no=2 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Akko">Little Intellect</span>}} | ||
{{sq gold player|no= | {{sq gold player|no=9 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="Daisy">DayZ{{captain}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no=500 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Game Guy">GET FUCKED</span>}} | {{sq player |no=500 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Game Guy">GET FUCKED</span>}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=3 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Skeleton Key">KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD</span>}} | {{sq player |no=3 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Skeleton Key">KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=53 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Peach">OG Thot</span>}} | {{sq player |no=53 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Peach">OG Thot</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=25 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Putin Bowser">HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD</span>}} | |||
{{sq end}} | |||
===Roster - Boris Circlejerk League II=== | |||
{{sq start}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Boo">Wandering Boo(b)</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="'YOU SUCK'">{{Greentext|1}}</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Donkey Kong">Welfare Dong</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="'Hello, please deposit 5 coins into your account.'">First National Bank of Koopa</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Groudon">WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!!</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=200 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Kyogre">IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!!</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=40 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Yami Goomba">IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Waluigi">WAH</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=999 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Wario">JEWario</span>}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Akko">Little Intellect</span>}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="Yoshi">Proshi{{captain}}</span>}} | |||
{{sq mid}} | |||
{{sq player |no=500 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Game Guy">GET FUCKED</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Hammer Bro">MC Hammer</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=30 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Blooper">Squid</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=777 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Unlimited Mushroom Works">DUDE SHROOMS LMAO</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=64 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Luigi">Ear of Weegee</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Bring this nigga back pls ninty">LAMP</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=50 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Peach">OG Thot</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=52 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Mario">IT'S HIS PARTY</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=33 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Dry Bones">Spoopy Spary Bones</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Skeleton Key">KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Daisy">DayZ</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=25 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Putin Bowser">HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD</span>}} | |||
{{sq end}} | |||
===Roster - Boris Circlejerk League III=== | |||
{{sq start}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Boo">Wandering Boo(b)</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="'YOU SUCK'">{{Greentext|1}}</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Gentlemen, I regret to inform you all...">{{Greentext|MP4}}</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="'Hello, please deposit 5 coins into your account.'">First National Bank of Koopa</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Groudon">WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!!</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=200 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Kyogre">IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!!</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=40 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Yami Goomba">IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=80 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Rayquaza">Fug</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Yoshi">Proshi</span>}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Akko">Little Intellect</span>}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=8 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="Waluigi">WAH{{captain}}</span>}} | |||
{{sq mid}} | |||
{{sq player |no=500 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Game Guy">GET FUCKED</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Skeleton Key">KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=999 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Mr. Burns">"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMPS!"</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=777 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Unlimited Mushroom Works">DUDE SHROOMS LMAO</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Bring this nigga back pls ninty">LAMP</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Toadette">Trolldette</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=60 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Luigi">Ear of Weegee</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=53 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Mario">IT'S HIS PARTY</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=42 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Peach">OG Thot</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=49 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Donkey Kong">Welfare Dongiroth</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=62 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Wario">JEWario</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=25 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Putin Bowser">HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD</span>}} | |||
{{sq end}} | |||
===Roster - Boris Circlejerk League IV=== | |||
{{sq start}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Boo">Wandering Boo(b)</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="'YOU SUCK'">{{Greentext|1}}</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Gentlemen, I regret to inform you all...">{{Greentext|MP4}}</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="'Hello, please deposit 5 coins into your account.'">First National Bank of Koopa</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Groudon">WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!!</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=200 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Kyogre">IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!!</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=40 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Yami Goomba">IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!</span>}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=80 |pos=AMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Rayquaza">Fug</span>}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=800 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="HI I'M WIMP LO">"Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!"</span>}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Akko">Little Intellect</span>}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="Waluigi">WAH{{captain}}</span>}} | |||
{{sq mid}} | |||
{{sq player |no=500 |pos=GK |name= <span class="explain" title="Game Guy">GET FUCKED</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Skeleton Key">KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=27 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Koopa Kid">BOBBEH</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=777 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Unlimited Mushroom Works">DUDE SHROOMS LMAO</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Bring this nigga back pls ninty">LAMP</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=34 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Mario">IT'S HIS PARTY</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=999 |pos=CB |name= <span class="explain" title="Wario">JEWario</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=42 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Dry Bones">Spoopy Spary Bones</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=47 |pos=LMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Donkey Kong">Welfare Dongiroth</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=48 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Yoshi">Proshi</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=54 |pos=RMF |name= <span class="explain" title="Luigi">Ear of Weegee</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=25 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Putin Bowser">HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD</span>}} | {{sq player |no=25 |pos=SS |name= <span class="explain" title="Putin Bowser">HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD</span>}} | ||
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The ultimate culmination of AI programming, getting drunk beyond reason, & yelling at your favorite Nintendo character for not winning that crucial minigame. This, is Mario Party.
Team Information
History
HEY HEY PAISANOS THIS IS THE SUPER MARIO RETARDY SHOW!! Here, instead of forcibly placing characters into spots just because, team positions are instead determined based upon a one-year season (going from the Retardy after a Winter Elite Cup ends to the week before the next Winter Elite Cup begins), where Gold Captaincy goes to whoever wins the most Retardy games (but in case of a tie, whoever collects the most stars out of the year will win the spot), and Silver goes to whoever collects the most coins (with the same tie-breaker rules being applied here).
Roster - Boris Circlejerk League I
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Roster - Boris Circlejerk League II
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Roster - Boris Circlejerk League III
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Roster - Boris Circlejerk League IV
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Match History
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