/k/

/k/
A MAGICAL PLACE
/k/ - Weapons
Founded August, 2011 Manager Mikhail Kalashnikov IRL manager /k/ommandanten !!8k42MlBDNEa Team colors Chat color 669933 Olive Drab Ranking 27 ( 4) Highest rank 2 (March, 2012) Lowest rank 55 (January 26, 2014 - March 2, 2014) Top scorer Zergface (77) Top assister Zergface (32) Captain Zergface Website /k/ - Weapons Nickname /k/omrades, /k/ommandos Home ground Battleship Bismarck
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 49 29 60 138 35.51%
GF GA GD 243 270 -27
Biggest win /wsg/  0–5  /k/ 05 November, 2021 Biggest defeat /k/  1–7  /mu/ 08 February, 2013 First match /k/  3–4  /fit/ 06 August 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 14 (First in Winter 2012) Best result 1st, Winter 2012 Babby Cup Appearances 15 (First in Spring 2013) Best result 8th, Spring 2023
Team music
Anthem Rhodesians Never Die (Start at 1:07) Victory Anthem Rhodesians Never Die Goal horn BRRRRT Division
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit Seventh kit Eighth kit

This is the wikipage for /k/'s 4chan Cup team. /k/ is the weapons board, a magical place where all kinds of weird stuff happens like the consumption of Cosmoline, endlessly arguing over what is the better weapons platform between the AK and the AR, gassing one self for fun, and setting forests on fire with napalm shotgun shells. A former championship team and an original founding team, /k/ is known for escalating the violence.
The /k/ommandos will be playing next in the 2024 4chan Winter Cup.

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	VOD
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group F	/f/	1-1 D	Z-Team  86'	April 30th, 2022	Video
		/toy/	1-0 W	Simo Häyhä  49'	May 8th, 2022	Video
		/a/	2-1 W	Zergface  35', 72'	May 14th, 2022	Video
		/ck/	0-1 L		May 20th, 2022	Video
	Round of 16	/vt/	1-1(3-1) L	Zergface 64'	May 21st, 2022	Video
2022 4chan Summer Cup	Group E	/int/	3-0 W	The Z-Team 8', 29' Arkan and the Tigers  51'	30th July 2022	Video
		/d/	1-1 D	Simo Häyhä  50'	5th August 2022	Video
		/tg/	3-2 W	Simo Häyhä  5' Arkan and the Tigers  44' Zergface  70'	7th August 2022	Video
	Round of 16	/gd/	2-0 W	Simo Häyhä  16' Zergface 58'	13th August 2022	Video
	Quarter Finals	/vp/	0-5 L		14th August 2022	Video
2023 4chan Winter Cup	Group C	/sci/	1-2 L	Zergface 45+1'	27th January 2023	Video
		/gd/	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä  68' Zergface 76'	29th January 2023	Video
		/mu/	2-3 L	Zergface 11' Paul Harrell The Exonerated  85'	4th February 2023	Video
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group G	/toy/	4-1 W	Simo Häyhä  9', 68' Paul Harrell The Exonerated 41', 44'	6th May 2023	Video
		/pol/	3-1 W	Simo Häyhä  12' Zergface  36' Orb  50'	12th May 2023	Video
		/an/	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä  17' Zergface 49'	14th May 2023	Video
	Round of 16	/c/	5-4 W	Simo Häyhä  7', 21', 58', 78' Orb 98'	20th May 2023	Video
	Quarter Finals	/d/	0-3 L		21st May 2023	Video
2023 4chan Summer Cup	Group B	/vrpg/	1-2 L	Cheeki Breeki 34'	28th July 2023	Video
		/gd/	2-2 D	Zergface 19', 42'	30th July 2023	Video
		/pw/	2-4 L	Cheeki Breeki 31' Simo Häyhä 80'	5th August 2023	Video
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group B	/mlp/	2-1 W	ATF 29' Cheeki Breeki 71'	27th October 2023	Video
		/xs/	4-3 W	Zergface 25', 58' Simo Häyhä 53' Cheeki Breeki 64'	29th October 2023	Video
		/u/	5-1 W	Simo Häyhä 23', 62' Is That A FAMAS?  55' Zergface  71' Cheeki Breeki 84'	4th November 2023	Video
	Round of 16	/i/	3-3(2-4) L	Cheeki Breeki 11' Zergface 75' ATF 105+0'	11th November 2023	Video
2024 4chan Winter Cup	Group F	/y/			20th January 2024
		/sci/			26th January 2024
		/t/			28th January 2024

Team Photo

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  Top from left to right: Murder/k/ube, Cosmoline, B-17 "Big Nigger", Simo Häyhä, Ivan Chesnokov, Zergface
  Bottom from left to right: Orb, Jap Bamboo Death Stick, Saint Paul Harrell The Exonerated, BRRRRT, Jetfire Jim

Roster

Main Article: /k/ Roster.

No. Position Player 3   SS Saint Paul Harrell The Exonerated 1   CF Zergface 91   SS Simo Häyhä 10   AMF BRRRRRRRT 13   CMF Jetfire Jim 17   DMF B-17 "Big Nigger" 35   RB F-35 20   LB Orb 21   CB Ivan Chesnokov 12   CB Cosmoline 23   GK Murder/k/ube

No. Position Player 44   CMF Jap Bamboo Death Stick 7   CMF Cheeki Breeki 50   DMF Deagle Brand Deagle 15   DMF Flammenwerfer 452   DMF Z-Team 18   RB ATF 16   LB Big Dicc Marty 142   CB Tungsten Rain 72   CB Discount Cosmonaut Program 16   CB IS THAT A FAMAS 11   CB SKS -> INNAWOODS 2   GK 2nd Amendment

History

For all past /k/'s Cup History, please go to /k/ History

2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

With the results 2021 4chan World Cup set in stone, the /k/ommandos were sent back for a massive strategic restructuring as it had been proven time and time again the past years that the team simply was not doing well on a tactical level. After a few field exercises and autism the team unveiled their newfound strength at the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. With this cup being a megababby cup, the bar for clearing the group stage was even higher than usual. /k/'s group draws would consist of /adv/, /xs/, /wsg/ and /mlp/, a few teams with some history against /k/ and a new team. The first match was against /adv/, this match was a complete slurpfest in the first half with not single goal scored from either side, /k/ held the line magnificently but there just weren't any goals. But in the 2nd half the /k/ offensive finally begun as Big Dicc Marty crossed the ball to Simo Häyhä making /k/ draw first blood 1-0. There were a few attempts for goals from /adv/'s side as Femanon desperately tried to score a goal, but she whiffed the ball outside the net to much of the crowd's amusement. At the 70th minute Simo Häyhä managed to score another goal setting the score 2-0. Another attempt from Suicide and Femanon was thwarted later on and the match was finally over. /k/ finally managed after 2 years of suffering to secure a victory.. Next up were the airshit larpers of /xs/, it was a bit ironic that their first match was against the board that absolutely despises airshit. Pleasantries were exchanged and the anthems were played. It didn't take long after kickoff for the violence to escalate as Zergface secured /k/ an early goal making it 1-0. The rest of the first half was a bit back and forth with /xs/ having some great opportunities but no goals. After halftime things changed up as Simo Häyhä knocked the ball into the net making it 2-0. It didn't take long for the violence to escalate again as Zergface scored another goal setting final score to 3-0.

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  Simo Häyhä celebrating /k/'s first goal of the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

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  SKS - > Innawoods, Zergface and Paul Harrel posing for the camera before the match against /xs/

With the first weekend out of box /k/ was sitting at a very comfortable 6-point lead at the very top of the group, but 6-points is still vurnerable to relegation. The /k/ommandos had two weeks to prepare for the next part of the autumn offensive against /wsg/ and /mlp/. Next up was the match against /wsg/, the /k/ommandos will never forget the dark day of November the 1st 2020, when /wsg/ sent /k/ to the bottom of the entire babby cup, awarding the /k/ommandos the wooden spoon. Despite this dark memory in the back of their heads the /k/ommandos stood tall as they entered the pitch with /wsg/. With the momentum of the previous match still present the violence continued to escalate as Zergface scored at the 14th minute. This was followed up Simo Hähyä sneaking in another at the 24th minute. With 1st half over /k/ had laid the bed and in the 2nd half it was time straighten those crisp white bed sheets. 52 minutes in Zergface couldn't contain his desire for violence and scored another goal making it 3-0. After a while it was Cheeki Breeki's turn as he made a beautiful shot into the net increasing the lead to 4-0. As the end of the match was starting to close in, Zergface's desire for violence was still there and he scored hattrick from what seemed like an impossible angle. The match ended and /k/ finally qualified to the elites for the first time since the 2019 4chan Summer Cup. This match would go on to be /k/'s biggest scoring win ever and /wsg/ biggest defeat ever. The final match of the group was against hideous horsefuckers of /mlp/, the showing of treachrous anons pretending to be /k/ommandos caused fury among the team. As they took the pitch they decided that enough was enough as the horse removers Arkan and the Tigers decided start off the removing process with a goal at the 7th minute. 11 minutes later Big Dicc Marty joined in on the horse down putting process increasing the score to 2-0. Sensing violence Zergface had to do what he must do when violence is close and took one hell of a shot into the net making it 3-0. After half time >rape decided to RUIN IT AND WALK ALL OVER THE CRISP CLEAN WHITE BEDSHEETS OF /k/ as the /k/ommandos conceded their FIRST goal of the tournament. With righteous anger in their hearts the /k/ommandos decided to start the final stage of the autumn offensive with Simo Häyhä sneaking in another goal setting score to 4-1. But Zergface didn't have his violence quota filled out just yet and sent the horsefuckers to the spanish gluefactory 5-1. This would go on to be the biggest defeat of the horsefuckers ever. With the end of the group stage set in stone, /k/ had managed to join the 12-point mustard race and set a record breaking GD of 14 goals, a record that was broken only 40minutes earlier by /vr/ with 13GD. This would go on the be /k/'s most succesful group stage in history.

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  Cheeki Breeki celebrating /k/'s 4th goal against /wsg/

Next up was the round of 16 and the next opponent was /y/, a team for the longest time that has not been in a good shape but in the latter half the group stage finally managed to find its form. The match started off in a dreadful fashion as /y/'s player Traps waltzed his way through the defense giving /y/ a 1-0 lead. It would take until the 33rd minute for the counterattack to come as Arkan the Tigers managed to equalize the scoreline. But /y/ was not out of breath yet as Gerudo Link snuck one in at the 41st minute. Simo Häyhä would not have any of it and managed to get one in the net at 45+0 equalizing the score 2-2. The next half was a lot of back and forth with /y/ getting some dangerous attempts to no avail. /k/ had the advantage in player condition as the clock was ticking towards 90 minutes. But at 90+4 Gerudo Link scored an insane goal effectively killing /k/. While defeated in the round of 16, the /k/ommandos were still standing tall as they had achieved their main objective: Becoming the panzer elite. The /k/ommandos went back innawoods for some well earned rest as they would soon be heading into the 2022 4chan Winter Cup.

2022 4chan Winter Cup

It has been 2 years since /k/ was in an elite cup and the 2022 Winter Cup started with a bang. The first match against /co/ started with some absolute silliness as the ATF stumbled and lost the ball to Carl Brutanandelewski in front of the goal, but then hilarity ensued as Carl slidekicked the ball into the net he also tackled the ATF at the same time cancelling the goal and giving /k/ a goal kick. The match would turn into an insane back and forth between /k/ and /co/ as both sides kept one upping eachother. Arkan scored the first goal for /k/, Simo Häyha got one good shot in and managed at the 71st minute to score a header from a corner. At that point the score was 3-3 as /co/'s offense was just as strong as /k/'s. In the last dying minutes of the match Arkan had the perfect opportunity to score on /co/ but /co/lette saved /co/'s ass and the match ended 3-3. The next match was against /vp/, it started about the same as the match against /co/, but this time /k/ had the initative and had Reaper Drone score its first goal ever. Simo would follow up and score at 45+1. Things were looking decent, but then the 2nd half happened as /k/ went completely toothless and couldn't score any goals. /vp/ got one in at 57', but /k/ held the line and the match ended 2-2. At this point the group was so even that every team controlled their own destiny to a certain extent. Since /vp/ lost against /co/, /k/ had to win against /cm/ to advance. This unfortunately where /k/'s luck ran out and the defense completely crumbled against /cm/ who scored 3 goals against a helpless /k/ defense, Simo tried his best to damage control but in the end the match ended in a 3-2 loss for /k/. Defeated, the /k/ommandos retreated back to the 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Another Megababby, Trench warfare and Stormtrooper Tactics

After the unsuccessful winter offensive the /k/ommandos decided to dig in as the tide of war had turned into favour of defense. The /k/ommandos would soon find themselves under attack from the familliar adversary /f/ who also engaged in trench warfare. /f/ got the first shot in and the scoreline was 0-1 to /f/. Unable to mount any good attacks /k/ was scoreless going into the 2nd half. Midway through the 2nd half the NCOs were called in for a strategy meeting, infiltration tactics were recommended and the plan was put into motion. Things were not looking good as the /f/ defense turned out to be quite strong, but the new player The Z-Team finally found a crack in the lines and snuck in a goal at the 86th minute making the scoreline 1-1. The /f/ counter attack was on, but the /k/ommandos held the line and a cruical interception by the new player >>>VDV halted the match and the match ended in a draw. Next up was the Battle of the Nerf Salient as /k/ went up against /toy/. Once again the battle devolved into trench warfare as the /toy/ offense was unable to deal with the /k/ defense. Both teams ended up being scoreless at the end of the 1st half. Once again the NCOs were called in and once again infiltration tactics were recommended. The 2nd half started and Zergface had the perfect opportunity to score but he kapowed the goal, but Simo Häyhä had accounted for this and positioned himself perfectly for a rebound and secured /k/ a 1-0 lead. With one goal in the box the /k/ommandos dug in and held the line all the way to the end securing /k/ a meager but important 1-0 victory.

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  The /k/ommando raiding party of the 2022 Spring Offensive

In the 3rd part of the Spring offensive /k/ would finally after 10 years of never meeting eachother go up against /a/. Having performed poorly against /ck/ and /f/, /a/ was not gonna walk away without a fight. Going straight to infilatration tactics, /k/ drew first blood with Zergface sniping /a/'s goal making it 1-0, /a/ soon rallied though and evened out the scoreline 1-1 before the end of the 1st half. The battle kept raging in the 2nd half. Zergface managed to get the perfect throughball served on a silver platter and scored another goal making the score 2-1 to /k/. The /k/ommandos proceeded to dig in and endure the relentless /a/ assault as they kept trying and trying all the way to the end. But after all of the assaults from /a/, the /k/ommandos stood victorious, topping the group at 7 points for the time being. With the final day of the group stage on the horizon /k/ was in a very comfortable position, but there was potential dark timeline. The intelligence department reported that if /k/ lost their next battle and /a/ lost theirs as well, /k/ would be eliminated. With this in mind the /k/ommandos took to the pitch. In what could be described as the most intense 0-0 canidate /k/ would hold the line against /ck/ for 90 minutes, but at the worst possible moment the defense cracked and /ck/ scored at 90+2 making /k/ lose the match 1-0. A state of emergency was declared as /k/'s fate was dependent on /a/ not losing. /a/ who had nothing to lose however decided that TOTSUGEKI was the only answer to avoid a SHAMFUR 4 loss megababby and absolutely destroyed /toy/ 4-1, saving /k/ as /k/ommandos threw their helmets and berets in the air in pure joy. /a/'s brave sacrifice would never be forgotten and that day every /k/ommando became an /a/ fan was well.

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  Cowboy Bebop saving /k/.
  See you space cowboy...

The round of 16 was once again upon /k/, the opponent was chosen to be /vt/ a fairly young team. Since the trench warfare tactics were no longer needed, /k/ switched over to offense and completely dominated the 1st half, but the /vt/ defense was extremely strong. In the 2nd half however Zergface managed to sneak one in and finally made /k/ take the lead. /vt/ soon counterattacked and it quickly turned into 1-1, at the very end the Z-Team managed to head the ball into the goal, but it turns out the refs were /vt/ fans and decided to call the Z-Team offiside. The match went into extra time, but both sides were unable to score anymore and it went to penalties. Unfortunately the /k/ommandos were completely out of steam and completely botched the shootout losing to /vt/. But in the end the most important part was that the team was back in the elites again. The path was paved all the way to 2022 4chan Summer Cup

2022 4chan Summer Cup: A Quarter Final Too Far

Climbing out of the babby trenches the /k/ommandos would start off the Summer Offensive with blitzkrieg against the /int/ernational community in a solid 3-0 victory over /int/. The match was held in the Commieseum and there is speculation that this may have powered up The Z-Team and Arkan. The next match was against the /d/ragon /d/ildo /d/ungeoneers of /d/, the /d/efense was strong and they took an early lead against the /k/ommandos. However, Simo Häyhä would have none of it and sniped /d/, setting the score at 1-1. With no attacks going anywhere the /k/ommandos dug in to secure a draw as a draw would put /k/ in a very safe position. With the last day of the group dawning upon the /k/ommandos they would simply need to win or draw against /tg/ to advance, a loss could work too as long it wasn't a 6 goal swing if /d/ lost their match. /k/ stormed the ork formation and the violence did escalate with Simo taking an early goal, but /tg/ was not going down without a fight and answered fairly quickly. Arkan heard the rigger talking shit at 44' and removed ork putting the score at 2-1. /tg/ quickly answered and kapowed the ball into the back of the /k/ube. Saddened by this the /k/ube was subbed off in favour of the 2nd Amendment. In the 2nd half Zergface closed the game with another goal and /k/ won 3-2. /k/ would top the group with 7 points and goal difference of 4 goals. /k/ would then move on to the round of 16.

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  Arkan, Simo and Zergface celebrating Simo's goal against /d/

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  Zergface being very displeased with the referee's foul call

In the round of 16 /k/ would drawn into battle with /gd/. In showcase of total control /k/ dominated the graphic designers with Simo Häyhä and Zergface scoring one goal each securing /k/ a 2-0 win over /gd/. /k/ would advance to the quarter finals were /vp/oreons were awaiting to /k/ommandos. This however this is where the /k/ommandos run ended as the /vp/oreons took complete control of the battle and utterly destroyed /k/ 0-5. Every trick in the book was used but in the end it proved futile, the /k/ommandos GOT PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE. While /k/'s pride was thorougly damaged, the team stood tall as they had finally secured their well earned 6 month vacation and a ticket to the 2023 4chan Winter Cup

2023 4chan Winter Cup: General Winter Strikes Back

Fresh out of a 6 months vacation the /k/ommandos would find themselves sanctioned for war crimes committed during the summer offensive of 2022. The use of the trench assault formations was thereby banned and a new strategy had to be developed. For this cup the opponents would be /sci/, /gd/ and /mu/. The first fight against /sci/ took a spicy turn as the /sci/ence team took an an early 0-2 lead, Zergface managed to control the damage 1-2, but in the end /k/ was unable to equalize and it ended in a 1-2 loss. The section was sent back for some radical reorganisation and brought out an unusual battle formation that would surely ruse the next opponent /gd/. While initially it seemed like the /k/ommandos had control over the situation /gd/ broke through the lines and grabbed a 2-0 lead in the first half. Demoralised in the 2nd half the men would rally as Simo Häyhä and Zergface would even out the score 2-2. HOWEVER the referees who are TOTALLY UNBIASED(FOR REAL™) decided it would really funny if /gd/ got a free kick on the side of the box because Big Dicc Marty slightly breathed at a /gd/ player. This free kick (which was identical to the /ck/ free kick in spring '22) of course resulted in a 2-3 loss for /k/. Almost routed out of the offensive the /k/ommandos would see one light in the end of the tunnel as /sci/ 9-pointed the group when they beat /gd/ 3-2. This scenario meant that /k/ could advance out of the group if they beat their old rival /mu/ 3-2 or by two goals. However at this stage the /k/ommandos were simply exhausted and missed most of their shots with the exception of Zergface and Paul Harrell. The match ended in another 2-3 loss for the /k/ommandos. While the result was dissappointing with 3 losses, /k/ had played 3 close matches in a row and easily avoided another shameful wooden spoon. Defeated but not demoralised the /k/ommandos would head back to the 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup: The Sizzling Counteroffensive Cauldron

As winter turned to spring the battlefields changed back to the familliar fields of PES19 were the /k/ommandos suffered heavy losses in the past. Having learned from the past mistakes, field exercises were held to ensure the men would be in tiptop shape before the spring counteroffensive. When it was time for the groups to be picked things could not get any more meme as the opponents were chosen to be /toy/,/pol/ and /an/. The first battle would be against the /toy/ soldiers, with Simo quickly securing /k/ a goal with Woody responding just as quickly. Paul Harrell would later respond with two quick goals earning him some fame and notoriety as he right afterwards got awarded a yellow card. Simo secured /k/'s victory later setting the score 4-1. With ongoing global events being a very HOT topic on both /k/ and /pol/ it was like the stars aligned when /k/ absolutely destroyed the hapless /pol/acks with Zergface, Simo and Orb scoring one goal each and winning the match 3-1. Unsurprisingly this caused riots as ultras from both sides clashed and caused a mess. Since /an/ won their match over /toy/ the group was effectively locked in a 6-6-0-0 group. With the /an/ match being nothing more than a mere formality both teams agreed on benching two for their NCOs. The match ended in a 2-3 loss for the /k/ommandos, but both teams were laughing all the way to the bank as they had to watch /toy/ and /pol/(and /vmg/ by proxy) have a spoon playoff with /pol/ relying on Steiner to counterattack. It failed and /pol/ spooned. The /k/ommandos reclaimed their rightful status as The Panzer Elite and would advance to the 2023 4chan Summer Cup.

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  The NCOs celebrating Zergface's successful ERA powered header goal.

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  Deagle Brand Deagle being livid over /k/'s decisive victory over /pol/

In the round of 16 the /k/ommandos would meet a familliar opponent /c/. The battle started with Simo, being powered up by anime taking /k/ to an early 2-0 lead. However the case of the most dangerous lead was once again true as /c/ swiftly counter attacked and turned the tables to be a 2-3 lead for /c/. Some swift changes were made to deal with this situation and Simo scored a hattrick. Yui counterattacked however and the score was 4-3 to /c/ again, but Simo refused to give up and evened out the score sending the match to extra time. At the start of the first half of extra time the Pisky Orb finally finally found an opening and brought /k/ up to a 5-4 lead. F-35 and Paul Harrell however would both get yellow carded for committing war crimes, despite Paul getting his 2nd yellow card this tournament he was EXONERATED between the group stage and knockout stage, this however was a hint of things to come. With both teams players getting exhausted not much happened after this and /k/ won a very close 5-4 victory. In the quarter finals /k/ would once again face the semen slurpers of /d/. With the trademark /d/efence being strong as usual /k/ was unable to get a breakthrough. With time running out and /d/ leading 1-0, Big Dicc Marty saw the Giantess and just couldn't resist the urge to whip out his big throbbing iron and assaulted her from behind. This is how Marty finally got awarded the Texas Red Card. Being very pleasured by getting assaulted by Marty's big throbbing iron, Giantess would go on to score a 90+1 header against /k/. The match ended in a 0-3 loss for the /k/ommandos. This would go on the /k/'s most successful babby run in history and the /k/ommandos went back to base for some well earned R&R before the big offensive in the 2023 4chan Summer Cup

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  Big Dicc Marty getting awarded the Texas Red card

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  Pisky Orb being happy that he brought /k/ to a 5-4 lead over /c/

Music

Anthems

Anthem: Clem Tholet - Rhodesians Never Die
Goalhorn: BRRRRRT Divison
Knockouts Goalhorn: BRRRRRRTroopers

Alt Goalhorns

BIG DICC MARTY: Marty Robbins - Big Iron
Brace horn: Marty Robbins - Ain't I right?
Simo Häyhä: Njet Molotoff - Solistiyhtye Suomi
Hattrick: Sabaton - White Death
Cheeki Breeki: Cheeki breeki hardbass
The Z-Team and Mobik Cube: Alexander Buinov - VDV but you're at Bakhmut
ORB: SadSvit - Kaseta
BRRRRT: BRRRRT

Match History

Tournament Record

Event	Manager	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place	Note
2011 4chan Summer Cup	Managerless	0-0-2	4	6	-2	Eliminated	13th	>Died in losers round 1
2012 4chan Winter Cup	Managerless	5-0-1	11	9	2	Winter Champions	1st	FIRST STAR
2012 4chan Summer Cup	Managerless	1-1-1	8	11	-3	Promoted	6th	>last two matches voided due to rigging
2013 4chan Winter Cup	Diplo	0-0-1	1	7	-6	Relegated	25th	>Two matches voided due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Diplo	0-0-2	2	5	-3	Failed to advance	24th	>One match voided due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Diplo	0-0-3	1	10	-3	Failed to advance	32nd	>wooden spoon
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Desert Eagle Miles_Paratus	2-1-2	6	6	0	Round of 16	14th	>dies in RO16
2014 4chan Summer Cup	Miles_Paratus	1-1-1	2	3	-1	Relegated	17th	>dies in a playoff against /ic/
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-2-2	5	12	-7	Failed to advance	38th	>dies in the groups
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	2-1-1	9	7	2	Failed to advance	18th	>megababby >couldn't advance with +2 GD
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	2-1-1	7	8	-1	Round of 16	10th	>dies in RO16
2016 4chan Winter Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-1-2	0	7	-7	Relegated	31st	>nogoals
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-1-2	4	8	-4	Failed to advance	29th	>dies in the groups
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-2-1	7	8	-1	Failed to advance	25th	>dies in the groups
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus	0-2-1	5	9	-4	Failed to advance	32th	>>wooden spoon
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	1-1-1	5	4	1	Promoted to babbies	6th	>not aborted
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	1-1-2	6	9	-3	Round of 16	14th	>dies in RO16
2018 4chan Winter Cup	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	3-1-1	12	6	6	Quarter Finals	7th	>dies in the quarter finals
2018 4chan Summer Cup	Miles_Paratus MilSurpAnon	3-0-2	12	10	1	Quarter Finals	5th	>dies in the quarter finals
2019 4chan Winter Cup	Managerless	0-1-2	5	8	-3	Relegated	26th	>dies in the groups
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Managerless	2-1-1	3	3	0	Round of 16	14th	>dies in RO16
2019 4chan Summer Cup	Managerless	4-1-2	14	12	2	3rd Place	3rd	>3rd place trophy
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Managerless	1-1-1	5	4	1	Relegated	18th	>dies in the groups
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/k/ommandanten	1-1-1	4	6	-2	Failed to advance	19th	>dies in the groups
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	/k/ommandanten	0-0-3	3	10	-7	Failed to advance	32nd	>>>wooden spoon
2021 4chan World Cup	/k/ommandanten	0-1-2	4	7	-3	Eliminated	57th	>dies in the groups
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	/k/ommandanten	4-0-1	17	4	13	Round of 16	12th	>dies in the RO16
2022 4chan Winter Cup	/k/ommandanten	0-2-1	7	8	-1	Relegated	29th	>can score >can't defend
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/k/ommandanten	2-1-2	5	4	1	Round of 16	9th	>getting denied a goal because of an offside >dies in benuldies
2022 4chan Summer Cup	/k/ommandanten	3-1-1	9	8	1	Quarter Finals	8th	>0-5 blowout loss in the QF
2023 4chan Winter Cup	/k/ommandanten	0-0-3	5	8	-3	Relegated	30th	>the best 0-pointer
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	/k/ommandanten	3-0-2	14	12	2	Quarter Finals	8th	>It's another QF exit episode
2023 4chan Summer Cup	/k/ommandanten	0-1-2	5	8	-3	Relegated	29th	>can score >can't defend
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	/k/ommandanten	3-0-1	14	8	6	Promoted	9th	>It's another round of 16 exit due to benuldies episode

Only official matches are counted here. Official friendlies are not included

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 L	???
August, 2011	/mu/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 L	???
January 5, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 (7-6) W	Mossberg12Gaug  22'
January 6, 2012	/tg/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 W	Ruger 9MM  33' S&W 38 Revolver  47' AK-47  68', 90+2'
January 7, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47  12', 89'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	AK-47  79' Mossberg12Gaug  85'
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 L
January 8, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	2-1 W	Ruger 9MM  1', 33'
February 26, 2012	/m/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  30' Zergface  45' Glocknade  70'
March 4, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-3 W	???
May 12, 2012	/n/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Zergface  25'
May 26, 2012	/an/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  31'
June 9, 2012	/po/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	72'
July 13, 2012	/mu/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-3 D	Nex Alea  31' Zergface  65' 10MM is best MM  71'
July 14, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	4-3 W	Zergface  2' Deagle Brand Deagle  11', 90+1' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  18'
July 15, 2012	/int/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	5-1 L	Zergface  67'
July 20, 2012	/x/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  40', 55' Ivan Chesnokov  82'
July 21, 2012	/sp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 L
August 19, 2012	/gif/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Zergface  6' Moist Nugget  90'
September 15, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Moist Nugget  37' Zergrush  72'
September 23, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  18'
December 8, 2012	/mlp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  15' Deagle Brand Deagle  49'
February 8, 2013	/mu/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	7-1 L	Deagle Brand Deagle  5'
February 10, 2013	/n/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-2 L	Zergface  42', 76'
February 16, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	4-1 L	Zergface  2'
April 5, 2013	/hm/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  14'
April 6, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
May 4, 2013	/h/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 10, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Deagle Brand Deagle  68', 88'
May 12, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
July 19, 2013	/vr/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  17' BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  49' Zergface  58'
September 28, 2013	/wsg/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Zergface  12'
November 16, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 L
November 22, 2013	/y/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 L	Zergface  71'
November 24, 2013	/jp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 L
April 6, 2014	/lit/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
April 12, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-1 W	Zergface  62', 65', 90+'
April 18, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Zergface  3'
April 20, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	Zergface  45+' Navy Seal Pasta  65'
April 26, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 L
May 31, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Moist Nugget  77'
June 8, 2014	/cm/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  34'
July 18, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 L
July 20, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 D
July 26, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  12' NEVAHBINDUNBEFO  89'
October 18, 2014	/3/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Zergface  10', 81'
October 24, 2014	/t/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 L	Vining  18'
October 26, 2014	/b/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 D
November 2, 2014	/d/	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	7-1 L	Zergface  26'
April 25, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov  5'
May 1, 2015	/hm/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-2 W	Zergface  7', 19' BRRRRRTT  69' Ragnar the Legitimate  90+'
May 8, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-2 L	Zergface  44' Ragnar the Legitimate  90+'
May 10, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up  6' Zergface  24'
October 23, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1 W	Ivan Chesnokov  51', 57', 88'
October 25, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-2 L	Zergface  71'
October 31, 2015	/w/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Cosmoline  60' Ivan Chesnokov  70'
November 6, 2015	/v/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov  55'
November 14, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-3 L	Zergface  41' BRRRRRRRTT  67'
February 19, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-1 L
February 21, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
February 27, 2016	/asp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup	0-6 L
May 7, 2016	/i/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	Zergface  14', 90+3'
May 13, 2016	/soc/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 L	Ivan Chesnokov  45+2'
May 15, 2016	/e/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-3 L	Zergface  90+2'
October 28, 2016	/trv/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-4 D	Zergface  24', 83' Cheeki Breeki  58' Navy Seal Copypasta  88'
October 30, 2016	/c/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-3 D	Zergface  9', 14' Assault Clipz  90+2'
November 5, 2016	/w/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
May 13, 2017	/e/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 19, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	4-5 L	Zergface  2', 34', 45+3', 61'
May 21, 2017	/tv/	2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	Zergface  49'
October 13, 2017	/x/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-2 L	Moist Nugget  53'
October 14, 2017	/y/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0 W	Moist Nugget  43' Zergface  66'
October 15, 2017	/i/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-2 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  9' Moist Nugget  80'
October 28, 2017	/co/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-2 L
November 3, 2017	/soc/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-2 D	Hickok45  10' Moist Nugget  86'
November 5, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	Hickok45  14' Moist Nugget  34'
November 11, 2017	/gd/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage	2-4 L	Zergface  26' ATF  75'
February 17, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	0-4 W	Moist Nugget  15' Hickok45  38', 76' Ian McCollum  69'
February 23, 2018	/tg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	2-4 W	Cheeki Breeki  8' Ian Mccollum  32' Zergface  88' Hickok45  90+3'
February 25, 2018	/tv/	2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 D	Hickok45  16'
March 3, 2018	/toy/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-1 W	Hickok45  30', 69' Zergface  51'
March 4, 2018	/h/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals	0-2 L
July 28, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Cheeki Breeki  90+2'
August 3, 2018	/toy/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	0-1 L
August 5, 2018	/gif/	2018 4chan Summer Cup	6-4 W	Zergface  9', 89' Hickock45  23' Moist Nugget  48', 86' Ian McCollum  54'
August 11, 2018	/b/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	Cosmoline  89'
August 12, 2018	/int/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	4-5 L	Moist Nugget  11', 77', 90+4' Zergface  65'
February 16, 2019	/his/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	1-3 L	Moist Nugget  66'
February 22, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Zergface  6' That Shoulder Thing that Goes up  25'
February 24, 2019	/tv/	2019 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Zergface  77' Moist Nugget  90+5'
May 18, 2019	/adv/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget  50'
May 24, 2019	/r9k/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget  8'
May 26, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Moist Nugget  24'
June 1, 2019	/h/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	0-2 L
July 20, 2019	/i/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-4 L	Moist Nugget  62'
July 26, 2019	/c/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-0 W	Moist Nugget  70'
July 28, 2019	/s4s/	2019 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D	Ivan Chesnokov  44'
August 3, 2019	/int/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	Zergface  11', 76', 84'
August 4, 2019	/fit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Finals	4-0 W	Hickok45  8' Moist Nugget  26', 72', 89'
August 4, 2019	/pol/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Semi Finals	1-3 L	Moist Nugget  32'
August 4, 2019	/w/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Third Place Match	3-2 W	Moist Nugget  5', 81' Zergface  35'
January 17, 2020	/out/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Hickok45  12' Moist Nugget  69'
January 19, 2020	/diy/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Zergface  12', 64'
January 25, 2020	/f/	2020 4chan Winter Cup	1-0 W	Zergface  74'
April 24, 2020	/asp/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Moist Nugget  11', 74'
April 26, 2020	/diy/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-4 L	Zergface  45+1'
May 2, 2020	/bant/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Zergface  29'
October 24, 2020	/asp/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
October 30, 2020	/3/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-3 L	Arkan and the Tigers  25'
November 1, 2020	/wsg/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-4 L	Simo Häyhä  64', 81'
July 10, 2021	/vm/	2021 4chan World Cup	2-2 D	Arkan and the Tigers  7' Zergface  17'
July 18, 2021	/f/	2021 4chan World Cup	1-2 L	Simo Häyhä  59'
July 30, 2021	/c/	2021 4chan World Cup	1-3 L	Simo Häyhä  34'
October 22, 2021	/adv/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0 W	Simo Häyhä  50', 71'
October 24, 2021	/xs/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-0 W	Zergface  13', 82' Simo Häyhä  61'
November 5, 2021	/wsg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-0 W	Zergface  14', 52', 78' Simo Häyhä  24' Cheeki Breeki  71'
November 7, 2021	/mlp/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 W	Arkan and the Tigers  7' Big Dicc Marty  18' Zergface  36', 74' Simo Häyhä  54'
November 13, 2021	/y/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage	2-3 L	Arkan and the Tigers  33' Simo Häyhä  45+0'
January 29th, 2022	/co/	2022 4chan Winter Cup	3-3 D	Arkan and the Tigers  34' Simo Häyhä  57', 70'
February 4th, 2022	/vp/	2022 4chan Winter Cup	2-2 D	Reaper Drone  24' Simo Häyhä  45'
February 4th, 2022	/cm/	2022 4chan Winter Cup	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä  16', 24'
April 30th, 2022	/f/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	Z-Team  86'
May 8th, 2022	/toy/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0 W	Simo Häyhä  49'
May 14th, 2022	/a/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-1 W	Zergface  35', 72'
May 20th, 2022	/ck/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-1 L
May 21st, 2022	/vt/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	1-1(3-1) L	Zergface  64'
July 30th, 2022	/int/	2022 4chan Summer Cup	3-0 W	Z-Team  8', 29' Arkan and the Tigers  51'
August 5th, 2022	/d/	2022 4chan Summer Cup	1-1 D	Simo Häyhä  50'
August 7th, 2022	/tg/	2022 4chan Summer Cup	3-2 W	Simo Häyhä  5' Arkan and the Tigers  44' Zergface  70'
August 13th, 2022	/gd/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Knockouts	2-0 W	Simo Häyhä  16' Zergface  58'
August 14th, 2022	/vp/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Knockouts	0-5 L
January 27th, 2023	/sci/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group E	1-2 L	Zergface  45+1'
January 29th, 2023	/gd/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group E	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä  68' Zergface  76'
February 4th, 2023	/mu/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group E	2-3 L	Zergface  76' Paul Harrell The Exonerated  85'
May 6th, 2023	/toy/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group G	4-1 W	Simo Häyhä  9', 68' Paul Harrell The Exonerated  41', 44'
May 12th, 2023	/pol/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group G	3-1 W	Simo Häyhä  12' Zergface  76' Orb  50'
May 14th, 2023	/an/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group G	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä  17' Zergface  49'
May 20th, 2023	/c/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	5-4 W	Simo Häyhä  7', 21', 58', 78' Orb  98'
May 21st, 2023	/d/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarter Finals	0-3 L
July 28th, 2023	/vrpg/	2023 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	Cheeki Breeki 34'
July 30th, 2023	/gd/	2023 4chan Summer Cup	2-2 D	Zergface 19', 42'
August 5th, 2023	/pw/	2023 4chan Summer Cup	1-2 L	Cheeki Breeki 31' Simo Häyhä 80'
October 27th, 2023	/mlp/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	ATF 29' Cheeki Breeki 64'
October 29th, 2023	/xs/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-3 W	Zergface 25', 58' Simo Häyhä 53' Cheeki Breeki 64'
Novvember 4th, 2023	/u/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-1 W	Simo Häyhä 23', 62' Is That FAMAS? 55' Zergface 71' Cheeki Breeki 84'
Novvember 4th, 2023	/i/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	3-3(2-4) L	Cheeki Breeki 11' Zergface 75' ATF  105+0'

Invitationals/Other

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 25, 2012	/o/	Trip Cup Quarterfinals	4-0 W	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  17' Deagle Brand Deagle  21' Zergface  58' Moist Nugget  68'
November 25, 2012	/mlp/	Trip Cup Semifinals	2-2 (4-5) L	Zergface  28', 118'
November 25, 2012	/sp/	Trip Cup Third Place Match	3-1 W	Deagle Brand Deagle  24' Wound Vectors  42' Zergface  58'
October 12, 2013	/jp/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Deagle Brand Deagle  26'
October 12, 2013	/pol/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT  54'
October 13, 2013	/int/	2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Zergface  62'
July 26, 2014	/ic/	2014 Summer Cup Group Stage Playoff	0-2 L
January 18, 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
January 25, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Moist Nugget  64'
July 11, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Moist Nugget  62'
July 19, 2015	/out/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 L	Ivan Chesnokov  6'
August 21, 2015	/d/	Lark's Madness	2-2 L (3–2 PK)	Ivan Chesnokov  ??', ??'
January 23, 2016	/sci/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	3-0 W	Brian Cox  61' Zergface  67' BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT  82'
January 24, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-1 L	Zergface  81'
January 6, 2017	/mlp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-5 L	Cheeki Breeki  20'
January 15, 2017	/pol/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Cheeki Breeki  30' Zergface  80'
September 29, 2017	/vg/	PESathon	3-0 W	Zergface  29', 80' Assault Clipz  43'
September 29, 2017	/co/	PESathon	1-0 W	Zergface  88'
September 30, 2017	/n/	PESathon	2-4 L	A Magical Place  37' Zergface  53'
November 17, 2017	/sci/	World Wars II Cup II	1-0 W	Zergrush  33' (pen.)
November 17, 2017	/lit/	World Wars II Cup II	2-2 D	Zergrush  12', 29'
November 17, 2017	/int/	World Wars II Cup II	0-0 D
November 19, 2017	/pol/	World Wars II Cup II	0-3 L
November 19, 2017	/out/	World Wars II Cup II	3-1 W	Moist Nugget  5', 27', 65'
January 13, 2018	/an/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Cheeki Breeki  7' Hickok45  73' Zergface  77'
January 21, 2018	/w/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Moist Nugget  19', 51' Ian McCollum  27' Hickok45  41' (freekick)
October 5, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Assault Clips  33'
October 20, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Hoppes No. 9  72'
March 8, 2020	/mu/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
March 13, 2020	/his/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Hickok45  6'
March 14, 2020	/an/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Cheeki Breeki  48'
April 4, 2020	/hardstyle/	Mogra Void Cup	2-1 W	Hickok45  4' Moist Nugget  72'
April 4, 2020	/skg/	Mogra Void Cup	4-2 W	Moist Nugget  14', 76' Hickok45  54' Cheeki Breeki  83'
April 4, 2020	/porter/	Mogra Void Cup	2-0 W	Zergface  18' Moist Nugget  73'
April 4, 2020	/zls/	Mogra Void Cup	3-1 W	Moist Nugget  55' Ian McCollum  85' Moist Nugget  90+2'
March 14, 2020	/bant/	Garbage Day: Spring 2020 Super Spoon Playoff	0-2 L
April 4, 2020	/a/	Garbage Day: Spring 2020 Super Spoon Playoff	5-1 W	Jack Wilson  51' Moist Nugget  53', 68', 86' Zergface  88'
June 25, 2020	/zls/	Mogra Void Cup 2	1-1 (10-11) L	Ian McCollun  45+3'
July 9, 2020	/u/	2020 4CC Champions League	2-1 W	Jack Wilson  20' Moist Nugget  69'
July 10, 2020	/c/	2020 4CC Champions League	3-4 L	5' Moist Nugget  10' Cheeki Breeki  63'
July 11, 2020	/lzg/	2020 4CC Champions League	1-1 D	Moist Nugget  77'
July 31, 2020	/jp/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	1-2 L	19' Zergface
July 31, 2020	/wsg/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	1-3 L	15' Moist Nugget
July 31, 2020	/mu/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	3-5 L	5' Zergface  45+2' Jack Wilson  74' Moist Nugget
July 31, 2020	/mlp/	Garbage Day: Summer Spoon Sizzle	9-0 W	10', 24', 62' Jack Wilson  14' Moist Nugget  44', 49', 71' Zergface  82'A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer  89' Ian McCollum
September 12, 2020	/an/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Lauri Törni  16' Simo Häyhä  53'
September 19, 2020	/his/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1(2-1) W	Jack Wilson  30'
September 19, 2020	/u/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Arkan and the Tiger  35'
November 6, 2020	/vr/	Garbage Day: Autumn 2020 Raking	0-3 L
November 6, 2020	/mlp/	Garbage Day: Autumn 2020 Raking	0-0(5-4) W
December 22, 2020	/honk/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	2-0 W	Simo Häyhä  45+1' Arkan and The Tigers  82'
December 23, 2020	/toy/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä  80' Zergface  87'
December 28, 2020	/twg/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	4-1 W	Simo Häyhä  11', 78' Zergface  57' Arkan and The Tigers  71'
December 29, 2020	/moonman/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	7-4 W	Zergface  11', 47', 68', 70', 73' Lauri Törni  28', 40'
December 30, 2020	/balk/	Divegrass Before Christmas 2: Too Many Toasters Edition	2-3 L	Own goal  51' Simo Häyhä  70'
Januray 15, 2021	/pol/	Test Cup V 21	0-0 D
Januray 15, 2021	/r6g/	Test Cup V 21	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä  2'
Januray 16, 2021	/pol/	Test Cup V 21	0-4 L
Januray 17, 2021	/r6g/	Test Cup V 21	1-0 W	Zergface  58'
Januray 22, 2021	/p/	Test Cup V 21	4-2 W	Arkan And The Tigers  8' Zergface  47' Simo Häyhä  112', 117'
Januray 22, 2021	/biz/	Test Cup V 21	3-1 L	Zergface  10'
Januray 22, 2021	/mlp/	Test Cup V 21	3-1 L	Arkan And the Tigers 28'
May 15, 2021	/x/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	1-1(4-2) W	Simo Häyhä  24'
May 16, 2021	/a/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	5-8 L	MIGA :DDDD  2' Maho Nishizumi  27', 59' Alisa 53' Erika  90+5'
May 22, 2021	/p/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	2-2(1-3) L	Arkan and the Tigers  62' Simo Häyhä 83'
May 23, 2021	/his/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	1-2 L	Zergface  73'
May 23, 2021	/vst/	Spring 2022 Monday Night Futbol	3-2 W	Zergface  3', 39', 72'
April 4, 2022	/sci/	Spring 2022 Monday Night Futbol	3-6 L	Big Dicc Marty  29', 73' Simo Häyhä 61'
16th September 2022	/sp/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1(2-4)L	Simo Häyhä 64'
23rd September 2022	/ylilauta/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
25th September 2022	/v/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 W	The Z-Team 13', 17', 31' Simo Häyhä 86'
1st October 2022	/pol/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Simo Häyhä 5', 58'

Goalscorers Table

Player	Goals
Zergface	77
Simo Häyha(Moist Nugget)	62
Deagle Brand Deagle	11
Hickok45	11
Cheeki Breeki	10
Ivan Chesnokov	8
Arkan and the Tigers	7
BRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT	6
AK-47	5
Ruger 9MM	3
Ian McCollum	3
Z-Team	3
Paul Harrell The Exonerated	3
ATF	3
Cosmoline	2
Ragnar The Legitimate	2
Mossberg12Gaug	2
Navy Seal Pasta	2
Orb	2
10MM is best MM	1
Nex Alea	1
Glocknade	1
S&W 38 Revolver	1
NEVABINDUNBEFO	1
Vining	1
The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up	1
Big Dicc Marty	1
Reaper Drone	1
Is That A FAMAS?	1

Only official matches are counted here.

Rivalries

/sp/ - /k/ommandos vs /sp/artans

A rivalry that was first truly realized in the finals of the 2012 Winter Cup. /k/ The People's Team, a group of men from all walks of life. Prior to the finals, /k/ had defeated /sp/ in winners bracket play and three additional times in friendlies. /sp/ finally won a 3-0 shut out in the first leg of the finals but /k/ came back to knock off /sp/ 2-1. /k/'s Heroic run in the finals saw them defeat a team with some of 4chan's most elite players including George Costanza, Messi, and Da Burrs. In the process, /sp/ was once again prevented from winning the cup, and /k/ earned their eternal hate.

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/mu/ - The Ol' War Song

The best rivalries develop organically. /mu/-/k/ is the perfect example of this and in many ways the perfect rivalry in the 4chan cup. /mu/’s oldest and fiercest rivals, the /k/ommandos have never failed to meet up with the /mu/tants somewhere along the way whenever both teams have made their way to the same tournament. The first meeting between these two storied sides occurred in the original 2011 Summer Cup, which /mu/ took by a scoreline of 2-1. /k/ however returned fire next Winter, defeating /mu/ in a penalty shootout on their way to hoisting a 4chan cup. Once again, the two sides met the following Summer Cup, which ended in an explosive 3-3 stalemate in the group stages. Meeting again next Winter, we were to see a completely different story. /mu/ would reassert their dominance in style, outgunning the weapons board by seven goals to one, led by captain Jeff Mangum’s then-record 5 goals in a single game, helping send /k/ down to their first-ever babby cup. The two would not meet again until /mu/’s own Championship run in Summer 2014, where the game was decided in /mu/’s favor off a late Talentless Hack goal. Back in Winter, the /k/ommandos look to find /mu/ somewhere on the battlefield so they may tip the scales of this historic rivalry back in their favor, and the /mu/tants not only expect but relish the opportunity to meet the old enemy on the field once more in the best rivalry in the 4chan Cup. /a/ and /sp/ wish they could have a rivalry this great. /mu/ leads this rivalry with 4 wins, 1 draw, and 1 loss.

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Honors

• 2012 4chan Winter Cup: Champions
• Trip Cup: 3rd Place
• 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Goalhorn
• 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best New Anthem
• 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: At least you tried, Worst Music
• 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Worst Music
• 2018 4chan Winter Cup: Most improved team
• 2019 4chan Summer Cup: 3rd Place
• 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Highest goal differential in group stage:(+14) (over 4 games)

• 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Best Model(The Z-Team)

Videos

{{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/Zuh3d5Jhnbo%7C720}} {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/gziZOPs87tY%7C720}} {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/RdLzIKQk4zY%7C720}} {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/gnylzDFkQt0%7C720}} {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/EwMr1TxkZb0%7C720}} {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/kXwooTtrrd8%7C720}} {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/YapMHz3nREE%7C720}}

Gallery

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  THE VIOLENCE HAS ESCALATED

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  Give that cooked grenade a good rub

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  Is that a FAMAS' reaction to the 2-2 draw

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  Zergface having an episode of PTSD during the match against /c/

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  Calm before the storm

Past Logos

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  /k/'s logo after winning the 2012 Winter Cup

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  Another logo used in the old wikidot page

Team Newspaper

/k/ravda is a newspaper made by Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I for info about the team and recent 4chan cup events. Issue no. 67-73 is made by Lardagus. Issue no. 74 onwards is made by Seigmann !vaXW12lKzk.

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  Issue no. 1 (March 10, 2014)

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  Issue no. 2 (March 22, 2014)

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  Issue no. 3 (April 5, 2014)

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  Issue no. 4 (April 11, 2014)

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  Issue no. 5 (April 14, 2014)

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  Issue no. 6 (April 19, 2014)

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  Issue no. 7 (April 22, 2014)

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  Issue no. 8 (April 27, 2014)

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  Issue no. 9 (April 30, 2014)

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  Issue no. 10 (May 18, 2014)

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  Issue no. 11 (May 21, 2014)

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  Issue no. 12 (May 31, 2014)

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  Issue no. 13 (June 2, 2014)

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  Issue no. 14 (June 7, 2014)

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  Issue no. 15 (June 9, 2014)

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  Issue no. 16 (July 3, 2014)

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  Issue no. 17 (July 4, 2014)

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  Issue no. 18 (July 5, 2014)

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  Issue no. 19 (July 9, 2014)

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  Issue no. 20 (July 16, 2014)

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  Issue no. 21 (July 18, 2014)

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  Issue no. 22 (July 19, 2014)

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  Issue no. 23 (July 21, 2014)

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  Issue no. 24 (July 26, 2014)

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  Issue no. 25 (July 27, 2014)

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  Issue no. 26 (August 4, 2014)

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  Issue no. 27 (September 1, 2014)

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  Issue no. 28 (September 22, 2014)

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  Issue no. 29 (September 26, 2014)

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  Issue no. 30 (October 2, 2014)

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  Issue no. 31 (October 4, 2014)

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  Issue no. 32 (October 6, 2014)

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  Issue no. 33 (October 13, 2014)

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  Issue no. 34 (October 16, 2014)

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  Issue no. 35 (October 17, 2014)

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  Issue no. 36 (October 18, 2014)

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  Issue no. 37 (October 20, 2014)

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  Issue no. 38 (October 23, 2014)

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  Issue no. 39 (October 24, 2014)

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  Issue no. 40 (October 25, 2014)

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  Issue no. 41 (October 29, 2014)

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  Issue no. 42 (October 31, 2014)

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  Issue no. 43 (November 1, 2014)

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  Issue no. 44 (November 9, 2014)

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  Issue no. 45 (January 13, 2015)

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  Issue no. 46 (January 17, 2015)

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  Issue no. 67 (July 20, 2015)

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  Issue no. 68 (May 13, 2016)

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  Issue no. 69.1 (May 16, 2016)

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  Issue no. 69.2 (May 16, 2016)

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  Issue no. 69.3 (May 16, 2016)

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  Issue 70.1 (September 31, 2016)

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  Issue 70.2 (September 31, 2016)

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  Issue 71.1 (October 27, 2016)

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  Issue 71.2 (October 27, 2016)

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  Issue 72.1 (November 3, 2016)

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  Issue 72.2 (November 3, 2016)

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  Issue 73 (November 3, 2016)

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  Issue no. 74(Formerly issue no. 47) (November 13, 2021)

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  Issue no. 75(Formerly issue no. 48) (January 29, 2022)

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  Issue no. 76(Formerly issue no. 49) (Febraury 4, 2022)

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  Issue no. 77(Formerly issue no. 50) (May 21, 2022)

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  Issue no. 78 (November 25, 2022)

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  Issue no. 79 (May 14th, 2023)

Older Exports

2018 Winter Friendlies Tactical Export

2018 Winter Friendlies Aesthetics

2018 Winter Friendlies Music (Updated with chants)

2017 Autumn Babby Tactical Export

2017 Autumn Babby Aesthetics Export

2017 Autumn Babby Music Export

/k/ 2017 Spring Babby Export

/k/ 2017 Winter Friendly Export

/k/ Converted PES 17 Aesthetics

Cheeki Breeki Hardbass, Cheeki Breeki Alt Goalhorn

Achievements
Elite Cups
Inaugural Champions	Winter Champions 2012 (1st title)	Succeeded by 2013 /sp/