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|irl={{Anonymous|/merit/ Council}} | |irl={{Anonymous|/merit/ Council}} | ||
|name= 4CC Offtopic | |name= 4CC Offtopic | ||
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|low_ranking= N/A | |low_ranking= N/A | ||
|low_date= N/A | |low_date= N/A | ||
|captain= | |captain=Offtopic Moment | ||
|w= | |scorer=Offtopic Moment | ||
|d= | |goals=17 | ||
|l= | |assister=Schizo Moment<br>Offtopic Moment | ||
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|lose_score_away= | |win_date=5 October 2024 | ||
|lose_date= | |lose_home=dtl | ||
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|first_away= sfi | |||
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|first_date= 5 December 2020 | |||
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|a_title=Fuck you Texas | |||
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|altanthem1_title= | |altanthem1_title=Never Meant | ||
|gh_title= | |horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8 | ||
|altgh1_what= | |gh_title=I love little girls | ||
|altgh1_title= | |altgh1_what=American Hours | ||
| | |altgh1_title=Real American | ||
|althorn1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo | |||
|altgh2_what=Eurasian Hours | |||
|altgh2_title=Hunnu Guren | |||
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=vztRqe_CHC0 | |||
|altgh3_what=That's Split Over There | |||
|altgh3_title=I Know You Want Me Balkan Mix | |||
|althorn3=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfz6LMVnBVI | |||
|altgh4_what=GODDAMNIT | |||
|altgh4_title=Real Human Bean | |||
|althorn4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj1YsU7k6z0 | |||
|altgh5_what=cum | |||
|altgh5_title=Oppekepe + Sneed | |||
|althorn5=vocaroo.com/17E3Q7N3sfG0 | |||
|altgh6_what=Offtopic Moment | |||
|altgh6_title=Heartaches | |||
|althorn6=www.youtube.com/watch?v=S652aa_kXjY | |||
|altgh7_what=Schizo Moment | |||
|altgh7_title=Untitled | |||
|althorn7=www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAyvq4gFZ84 | |||
|altgh8_what=Hohol Gang | |||
|altgh8_title=Smells Like Teen Spirit vs. Ukrainian Anthem mash-up | |||
|althorn8=www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSzctx8FM8s | |||
|altgh9_what=! ANGRY PIG ALERT ! | |||
|altgh9_title=Nuclear Alarm vs. C418 mash-up | |||
|althorn9= | |||
|kithome= | |kithome= | ||
|kitaway= | |kitaway= | ||
|kitgk= | |kitgk= | ||
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}} | }} | ||
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'''2022''' | |||
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This roster did not play a single match | |||
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'''2021''' | |||
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December 2021 Edition | |||
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March 2021 Edition | |||
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'''2020''' | |||
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{{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=return to monke}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=Ranjeet Vora}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=cum}} | |||
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==Export== | |||
Boris CircleJerk League | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/PBglwCKA#XQ-wDLTQdCK6JB-McfHyz2CAPlwNb2aXXQVwveYnxYw Aesthetics]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/HnJTTCaQ#CHSYjCE3TM0erGkJB-CpJ61HqLZ1WDTRrdLxEntqHGY Tactics]<br> | |||
[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1SmGaggr8tW5jyfJy_6kbAyUbsQkzTlE2?usp=sharing Music] | |||
Boris CircleJerk League 2 | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/TJwWlZwY#_TtjHBcclKiJsTAcpcfLto6FA0H4nCpo00IwVSO9I5o Aesthetics]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/TAxgUZoa#Cbwfe59ArytmHajI4s12iy_X6zgmYrd2fBZuBqTbWAM Tactics]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/DvgCnRBa#nceEQUwP410BP9u64MdjTm3SP39gSh_C_47-e8_YyAI Music] | |||
==Match History== | |||
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|- | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=19%| Competition | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=16%| Round | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=14%| Opponent | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=8%| Result | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=28%| Scorers | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=21%| Date | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Generic trophy.png|100px|link=BCJL]]<br>[[BCJL]] | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|Group Stage]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|sfi}} | |||
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|0–1 L]] | |||
| align=center| | |||
| align=center|5 December 2020 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|sps}} | |||
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|3–5 L]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|51}} American Hours<br>{{goal|53}} Humble Balkan Tour Guide<br>{{goal|66}} Eurasian Hours</small> | |||
| align=center|6 December 2020 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|bvn}} | |||
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|2–3 L]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|45+0}} American Hours<br>{{goal|70}} GODDAMNIT</small> | |||
| align=center|12 December 2020 | |||
|-style="background:#000000; border: 1px solid #000000;" | |||
|colspan="6" | | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Generic trophy.png|100px|link=End of the Year RNG Madness 2020]]<br>[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020]] | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|gt}} | |||
| align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|3–2 W]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|31}} GODDAMNIT<br>{{goal|82}} N<br>{{goal|85}} American Hours</small> | |||
| align=center|31 December 2020 | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Semifinals|Semifinals]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|moonman}} | |||
| align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|3–1 W]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|10}} Senko-san<br>{{goal|36}} Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister<br>{{goal|61}} Ranjeet Vora</small> | |||
| align=center|31 December 2020 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Final|Final]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|dtl}} | |||
| align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|2–5 L]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|37||81}} GODDAMNIT</small> | |||
| align=center|31 December 2020 | |||
|-style="background:#000000; border: 1px solid #000000;" | |||
|colspan="6" | | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Generic trophy.png|100px|link=Boris_CircleJerk_League_2]]<br>[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2|BCJL 2]] | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Group_A|Group Stage]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|hfc}} | |||
| align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Group_A|{{tt|1–0 W|Despite being rigged - forced to a 2-4-4 formation}}]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|26}} Schizo Moment</small> | |||
| align=center|27 November 2021 | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|retardy}} | |||
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|{{tt|3–0 W|Despite being rigged - forced to a 2-4-4 formation}}]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|28||58}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|82}} Offtopic Moment</small> | |||
| align=center|28 November 2021 | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|rlo}} | |||
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|{{tt|2–0 W|Despite being rigged - forced to /a/ 2021ABC (spoon winning) formation}}]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|31}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|90+1}} Schizo Moment</small> | |||
| align=center|5 December 2021 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|bvn}} | |||
| align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Quarterfinals|{{tt|2–5 L|Despite being rigged - forced to /a/ 2021ABC (spoon winning) formation AND losing 10 cm off every player's height. Imagine being this mad}}]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|3||78}} Offtopic Moment</small> | |||
| align=center|6 December 2021 | |||
|-style="background:#000000; border: 1px solid #000000;" | |||
|colspan="6" | | |||
|- | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="8" align=center|[[File:Akko_League_V.png|100px|link=Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]] | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="4" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Swiss_Group|Group Stage]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|fluff}} | |||
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_1|1–2 L]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|90+4}} Hitler we have a problem</small> | |||
| align=center|27 September 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|hi3}} | |||
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_2|5–5 D]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|8||11||35||81}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|20}} clueless (1)</small> | |||
| align=center|28 September 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|nightcore}} | |||
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_3|6–6 D]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|11}} [Terrifying Presence]<br>{{goal|13||38||78}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|45+3}} Just stop giving a shit lmao<br>{{goal|67}} Offtopic Moment</small> | |||
| align=center|29 September 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| align=center|{{team away|rancevii}} | |||
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_4|6–1 W]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|5||25||56}} clueless (1)<br>{{goal|19||48}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|76}} Banned From 110 Invitationals</small> | |||
| align=center|4 October 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Playoffs_Round_2|Playoffs]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|aoba}} | |||
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Playoffs_Round_2|8–2 W]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|9||45+1}} Offtopic Moment <br> {{goal|25||49}} Just stop giving a shit lmao <br> {{goal|40||84}} Schizo Moment <br> {{goal|52}} Saluting Chong <br> {{goal|61}} Banned From 110 Invitationals</small> | |||
| align=center|5 October 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Quarter_Finals|Quarter Finals]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|sdm}} | |||
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Quarter_Finals|6–4 W]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|33}} Just stop giving a shit lmao<br>{{goal|52}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|57||60||78}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|72}} Banned From 110 Invitationals</small> | |||
| align=center|6 October 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Semi_Finals|Semi Finals]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|3ds}} | |||
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Semi_Finals|2–3 L]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|34}} Banned From 110 Invitationals<br>{{goal|38}} clueless (1)</small> | |||
| align=center|6 October 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Third_Place_Match|Third Place Match]] | |||
| align=center|{{team away|pg}} | |||
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Third_Place_Match|7–3 W]] | |||
| align=center|<small>{{goal|8||23||45+0}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|21}} clueless (1)<br>{{goal|53}} Just stop giving a shit lmao<br>{{goal|66}} Banned From 110 Invitationals<br>{{goal|67}} With Jews You Lose</small> | |||
| align=center|6 October 2024 | |||
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==Player statistics== | |||
Players in ''italics'' are no longer on the team | |||
{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 30%" | |||
|+'''Goalscorers''' | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Player | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Goals | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
|- | |||
|Offtopic Moment | |||
|17 | |||
|- | |||
|Schizo Moment | |||
|12 | |||
|- | |||
|clueless (1) | |||
|6 | |||
|- | |||
|Banned From 110 Invitationals | |||
|5 | |||
|- | |||
|Just stop giving a shit lmao | |||
|5 | |||
|- | |||
|GODDAMNIT | |||
|4 | |||
|- | |||
|''American Hours'' | |||
|3 | |||
|- | |||
|{{tt|Humble Balkan Tour Guide|a.k.a. That's Split Over There}} | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|Hitler we have a problem | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|Saluting Chong | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|[Terrifying Presence] | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|With Jews You Lose | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|''Eurasian Hours'' | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|''N'' | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|''Senko-san'' | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|''Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister'' | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|''Ranjeet Vora'' | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 30%" | |||
|+'''Assisters''' | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Player | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Assists | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
|- | |||
|Offtopic Moment | |||
|9 | |||
|- | |||
|Schizo Moment | |||
|9 | |||
|- | |||
|Banned From 110 Invitationals | |||
|7 | |||
|- | |||
|cum | |||
|4 | |||
|- | |||
|Steak | |||
|4 | |||
|- | |||
|Just stop giving a shit lmao | |||
|2 | |||
|- | |||
|clueless (1) | |||
|2 | |||
|- | |||
|st | |||
|2 | |||
|- | |||
|''Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister'' | |||
|2 | |||
|- | |||
|''Eurasian Hours'' | |||
|2 | |||
|- | |||
|{{tt|Humble Balkan Tour Guide|a.k.a. That's Split Over There}} | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|Hitler we have a problem | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|Saluting Chong | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|[Terrifying Presence] | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|... the numbers... | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|''American Hours'' | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|''GigacCchad'' | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|''Return to Monke'' | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|''Ranjeet Vora'' | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
==Trophies and awards== | |||
===Team=== | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Generic_trophy.png|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2|BCJL 2]]: {{tt|'''Moral Victory'''|No longer welcome at BCJL}} | |||
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''Third Place Trophy''' | |||
</gallery> | |||
===Personal=== | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''{{tt|Offtopic Moment: Golden Boot|13 goals}}''' | |||
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''{{tt|Schizo Moment: Golden Ball|8 assists, shared trophy}}''' | |||
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''{{tt|:shitmypants:: Golden Glove|29 saves}}''' | |||
</gallery> | |||
==List of tournaments /offtopic/ is expelled from== | |||
{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 70%" | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Tournament | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Year | |||
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Reason | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
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|The 4chan Cup | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|Anti board racism | |||
|- | |||
|/vg/ league | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|Anti general racism | |||
|- | |||
|/vt/ league | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|shiticalshart.... | |||
|- | |||
|Gusic League | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|Having too patrician music taste | |||
|- | |||
|/vr/ league | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|Too many zoomers | |||
|- | |||
|/a/nime league | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|{{greentext|Blinky}}; also racism | |||
|- | |||
|/pol/eague | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|Racism against white people | |||
|- | |||
|Multinational Bowl | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|Racism against fictional "nations" | |||
|- | |||
|/tv/ league | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|Racism | |||
|- | |||
|/vp/ league | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|Racism | |||
|- | |||
|Friendship Association Games | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|"I would kill myself at the gate of the airport" | |||
|- | |||
|Banned Bowl | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|Didn't pass the reality check | |||
|- | |||
|/sp/erb Owl | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|green gay lmao | |||
|- | |||
|/u/ league | |||
|''indefinite'' | |||
|{{greentext|women’s >divegrass}} | |||
|- | |||
|Divegrass Before Christmas 2 | |||
|''2020'' | |||
|"Uhhhh just like circlejerk lol" | |||
|- | |||
|/ag/ league | |||
|''2021'' | |||
|shiticalshart.... | |||
|- | |||
|Boris' Circlejerk League | |||
|''2021'' | |||
|Oy vey, remember the 2-4-4 | |||
|- | |||
|Fakkin Boolsheet | |||
|''2022'' | |||
|Using injokes which the average person won't understand; didn't pass the "interest check" | |||
|- | |||
|Divegrass Before Christmas 4 | |||
|''2022'' | |||
|"Please do not sign up a team based on a discord community or other circlejerks, it is unfortunate that it has to be addressed like this" | |||
|- | |||
|Divegrass Before Christmas 5 | |||
|''2024'' | |||
|"Sign-up rules: No circlejerk teams" | |||
|- | |||
|} | |||
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Match History
Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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BCJL |
Group Stage | /sfi/ | 0–1 L | 5 December 2020 | |
/sps/ | 3–5 L | 51' American Hours 53' Humble Balkan Tour Guide 66' Eurasian Hours |
6 December 2020 | ||
/bvn/ | 2–3 L | 45+0' American Hours 70' GODDAMNIT |
12 December 2020 | ||
End of the Year RNG Madness 2020 |
Quarterfinals | /gt/ | 3–2 W | 31' GODDAMNIT 82' N 85' American Hours |
31 December 2020 |
Semifinals | /moonman/ | 3–1 W | 10' Senko-san 36' Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister 61' Ranjeet Vora |
31 December 2020 | |
Final | /dtl/ | 2–5 L | 37', 81' GODDAMNIT | 31 December 2020 | |
BCJL 2 |
Group Stage | /hfc/ | 1–0 W | 26' Schizo Moment | 27 November 2021 |
/retardy/ | 3–0 W | 28', 58' Schizo Moment 82' Offtopic Moment |
28 November 2021 | ||
/rlo/ | 2–0 W | 31' Offtopic Moment 90+1' Schizo Moment |
5 December 2021 | ||
Quarterfinals | /bvn/ | 2–5 L | 3', 78' Offtopic Moment | 6 December 2021 | |
Akko League V |
Group Stage | /fluff/ | 1–2 L | 90+4' Hitler we have a problem | 27 September 2024 |
/hi3/ | 5–5 D | 8', 11', 35', 81' Offtopic Moment 20' clueless (1) |
28 September 2024 | ||
/nightcore/ | 6–6 D | 11' [Terrifying Presence] 13', 38', 78' Schizo Moment 45+3' Just stop giving a shit lmao 67' Offtopic Moment |
29 September 2024 | ||
/rancevii/ | 6–1 W | 5', 25', 56' clueless (1) 19', 48' Schizo Moment 76' Banned From 110 Invitationals |
4 October 2024 | ||
Playoffs | /aoba/ | 8–2 W | 9', 45+1' Offtopic Moment 25', 49' Just stop giving a shit lmao 40', 84' Schizo Moment 52' Saluting Chong 61' Banned From 110 Invitationals |
5 October 2024 | |
Quarter Finals | /sdm/ | 6–4 W | 33' Just stop giving a shit lmao 52' Schizo Moment 57', 60', 78' Offtopic Moment 72' Banned From 110 Invitationals |
6 October 2024 | |
Semi Finals | /3ds/ | 2–3 L | 34' Banned From 110 Invitationals 38' clueless (1) |
6 October 2024 | |
Third Place Match | /pg/ | 7–3 W | 8', 23', 45+0' Offtopic Moment 21' clueless (1) 53' Just stop giving a shit lmao 66' Banned From 110 Invitationals 67' With Jews You Lose |
6 October 2024 |
Player statistics
Players in italics are no longer on the team
Player | Goals |
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Offtopic Moment | 17 |
Schizo Moment | 12 |
clueless (1) | 6 |
Banned From 110 Invitationals | 5 |
Just stop giving a shit lmao | 5 |
GODDAMNIT | 4 |
American Hours | 3 |
Humble Balkan Tour Guide | 1 |
Hitler we have a problem | 1 |
Saluting Chong | 1 |
[Terrifying Presence] | 1 |
With Jews You Lose | 1 |
Eurasian Hours | 1 |
N | 1 |
Senko-san | 1 |
Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister | 1 |
Ranjeet Vora | 1 |
Player | Assists |
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Offtopic Moment | 9 |
Schizo Moment | 9 |
Banned From 110 Invitationals | 7 |
cum | 4 |
Steak | 4 |
Just stop giving a shit lmao | 2 |
clueless (1) | 2 |
st | 2 |
Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister | 2 |
Eurasian Hours | 2 |
Humble Balkan Tour Guide | 1 |
Hitler we have a problem | 1 |
Saluting Chong | 1 |
[Terrifying Presence] | 1 |
... the numbers... | 1 |
American Hours | 1 |
GigacCchad | 1 |
Return to Monke | 1 |
Ranjeet Vora | 1 |
Trophies and awards
Team
BCJL 2: Moral Victory
Akko League V: Third Place Trophy
Personal
Akko League V: Offtopic Moment: Golden Boot
Akko League V: Schizo Moment: Golden Ball
Akko League V: :shitmypants:: Golden Glove
List of tournaments /offtopic/ is expelled from
Tournament | Year | Reason |
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The 4chan Cup | indefinite | Anti board racism |
/vg/ league | indefinite | Anti general racism |
/vt/ league | indefinite | shiticalshart.... |
Gusic League | indefinite | Having too patrician music taste |
/vr/ league | indefinite | Too many zoomers |
/a/nime league | indefinite | >Blinky; also racism |
/pol/eague | indefinite | Racism against white people |
Multinational Bowl | indefinite | Racism against fictional "nations" |
/tv/ league | indefinite | Racism |
/vp/ league | indefinite | Racism |
Friendship Association Games | indefinite | "I would kill myself at the gate of the airport" |
Banned Bowl | indefinite | Didn't pass the reality check |
/sp/erb Owl | indefinite | green gay lmao |
/u/ league | indefinite | >women’s >divegrass |
Divegrass Before Christmas 2 | 2020 | "Uhhhh just like circlejerk lol" |
/ag/ league | 2021 | shiticalshart.... |
Boris' Circlejerk League | 2021 | Oy vey, remember the 2-4-4 |
Fakkin Boolsheet | 2022 | Using injokes which the average person won't understand; didn't pass the "interest check" |
Divegrass Before Christmas 4 | 2022 | "Please do not sign up a team based on a discord community or other circlejerks, it is unfortunate that it has to be addressed like this" |
Divegrass Before Christmas 5 | 2024 | "Sign-up rules: No circlejerk teams" |
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