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|irl={{Anonymous|/merit/ Council}}  
|irl={{Anonymous|/merit/ Council}}  
|name= 4CC Offtopic
|name= 4CC Offtopic
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*'''Team Colors:''' <span style="color:#000000"> KARA BOGA Black</span>, <span style="color:#8CC642"> 4chan Clover Green</span>


==Players==
==Players==
Positions are tentative and subject to change


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{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|self-doxxing}}}}
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{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister}}
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{{sq silver player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name=clueless (1)}}
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{{sq mid|bg=#000000|fg=#8CC642}}
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{{sq player |no=76 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=... the numbers...}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=uh hello based department?}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=[Terrifying Presence]}}
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{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=With Jews You Lose}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=2D > 3D}}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name=fuckin}}
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{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name=I'm fuckin dying}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name=Kino Nights}}
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{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=Tomboy gf}}
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{{sq player |no=23 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Gigachad|cCc}}}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=2}} |name=! ANGRY PIG ALERT !}}
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'''2022'''
<div class='mw-collapsible-content'>
This roster did not play a single match
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{{sq start player |no=0 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name=just stop giving a shit lmao}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=:shitmypants:}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=Oh Woes Me 😩}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name=Rika hand}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name=ᗜˬᗜ}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name=Breast Appreciation Thread}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=cum}}
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{{sq gold player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=2}} |name=Offtopic Moment {{captain}}}}
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{{sq mid|bg=#000000|fg=#8CC642}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name=1 blocked message}}
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{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=N}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=:mm:}}
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{{sq player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name=Eurasian Hours}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name=If I lose I retire}}
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{{sq player |no=47 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name=47/50}}
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{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=YEAAAA I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A NIGGER}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=! ANGRY PIG ALERT !}}
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</div>
 
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'''2021'''
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December 2021 Edition
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{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=:shitmypants:}}
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{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=! ANGRY PIG ALERT ! }}
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{{sq mid|bg=#000000|fg=#8CC642}}
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{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=:mm:}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name=tiny soyjak}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=2}} |name=KGB datamining}}
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{{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=2}} |name=Hordes of Unvaxxed Anglos}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name=uoooh}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=2}} |name=GODDAMNIT}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=Eurasian Hours}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=American Hours}}
{{sq end}}
 
March 2021 Edition
{{sq start|bg=#000000|fg=#8CC642}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name=UFO PORNO}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=stunad}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=2D > 3D}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=Amogus}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=Humble Balkan Tour Guide}}
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{{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=GODDAMNIT}}
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{{sq mid|bg=#000000|fg=#8CC642}}
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{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=uh hello based department?}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=:mm:}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=Did you do your testing yet?}}
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{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=cum}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=Serbia Gang}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=return to monke}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=gib merit}}
{{sq player |no=92 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=KWAB}}
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{{sq end}}
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</div>
 
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'''2020'''
<div class='mw-collapsible-content'>
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=2}} |name=Albania Refugee Camp}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=Senko-san}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name={{greentext|self-doxxing}}}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=return to monke}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=Ranjeet Vora}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=cum}}
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{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos={{NewPosition|RMF|type=2}} |name=Eurasian Hours}}
{{sq silver player |no=97 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=2}} |name=Humble Balkan Tour Guide {{captain}}}}
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{{sq mid|bg=#000000|fg=#8CC642}}
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{{sq player |no=14 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=uh hello based department?}}
  {{sq player |no=22 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=Jackbox Gang}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=handposting}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=2}} |name=2D > 3D}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=2}} |name=N}}
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Boris CircleJerk League
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[https://mega.nz/file/HnJTTCaQ#CHSYjCE3TM0erGkJB-CpJ61HqLZ1WDTRrdLxEntqHGY Tactics]<br>
[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1SmGaggr8tW5jyfJy_6kbAyUbsQkzTlE2?usp=sharing Music]
Boris CircleJerk League 2
[https://mega.nz/file/TJwWlZwY#_TtjHBcclKiJsTAcpcfLto6FA0H4nCpo00IwVSO9I5o Aesthetics]<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/TAxgUZoa#Cbwfe59ArytmHajI4s12iy_X6zgmYrd2fBZuBqTbWAM Tactics]<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/DvgCnRBa#nceEQUwP410BP9u64MdjTm3SP39gSh_C_47-e8_YyAI Music]
==Match History==
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!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=19%| Competition
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=16%| Round
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=14%| Opponent
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=8%| Result
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=28%| Scorers
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=21%| Date
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Generic trophy.png|100px|link=BCJL]]<br>[[BCJL]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|Group Stage]]
| align=center|{{team away|sfi}}
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|0&ndash;1 L]]
| align=center|
| align=center|5 December 2020
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align=center|{{team away|sps}}
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|3&ndash;5 L]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|51}} American Hours<br>{{goal|53}} Humble Balkan Tour Guide<br>{{goal|66}} Eurasian Hours</small>
| align=center|6 December 2020
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align=center|{{team away|bvn}}
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|2&ndash;3 L]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|45+0}} American Hours<br>{{goal|70}} GODDAMNIT</small>
| align=center|12 December 2020
|-style="background:#000000; border: 1px solid #000000;"
|colspan="6" |
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Generic trophy.png|100px|link=End of the Year RNG Madness 2020]]<br>[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| align=center|{{team away|gt}}
| align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|3&ndash;2 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|31}} GODDAMNIT<br>{{goal|82}} N<br>{{goal|85}} American Hours</small>
| align=center|31 December 2020
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Semifinals|Semifinals]]
| align=center|{{team away|moonman}}
| align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|3&ndash;1 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|10}} Senko-san<br>{{goal|36}} Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister<br>{{goal|61}} Ranjeet Vora</small>
| align=center|31 December 2020
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Final|Final]]
| align=center|{{team away|dtl}}
| align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|2&ndash;5 L]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|37||81}} GODDAMNIT</small>
| align=center|31 December 2020
|-style="background:#000000; border: 1px solid #000000;"
|colspan="6" |
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Generic trophy.png|100px|link=Boris_CircleJerk_League_2]]<br>[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2|BCJL 2]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Group_A|Group Stage]]
| align=center|{{team away|hfc}}
| align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Group_A|{{tt|1&ndash;0 W|Despite being rigged - forced to a 2-4-4 formation}}]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|26}} Schizo Moment</small>
| align=center|27 November 2021
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|retardy}}
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|{{tt|3&ndash;0 W|Despite being rigged - forced to a 2-4-4 formation}}]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|28||58}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|82}} Offtopic Moment</small>
| align=center|28 November 2021
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|rlo}}
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|{{tt|2&ndash;0 W|Despite being rigged - forced to /a/ 2021ABC (spoon winning) formation}}]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|31}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|90+1}} Schizo Moment</small>
| align=center|5 December 2021
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| align=center|{{team away|bvn}}
| align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Quarterfinals|{{tt|2&ndash;5 L|Despite being rigged - forced to /a/ 2021ABC (spoon winning) formation AND losing 10 cm off every player's height. Imagine being this mad}}]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|3||78}} Offtopic Moment</small>
| align=center|6 December 2021
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|colspan="6" |
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="8" align=center|[[File:Akko_League_V.png|100px|link=Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="4" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Swiss_Group|Group Stage]]
| align=center|{{team away|fluff}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_1|1&ndash;2 L]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|90+4}} Hitler we have a problem</small>
| align=center|27 September 2024
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|hi3}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_2|5&ndash;5 D]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|8||11||35||81}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|20}} clueless (1)</small>
| align=center|28 September 2024
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|nightcore}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_3|6&ndash;6 D]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|11}} [Terrifying Presence]<br>{{goal|13||38||78}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|45+3}} Just stop giving a shit lmao<br>{{goal|67}} Offtopic Moment</small>
| align=center|29 September 2024
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|rancevii}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_4|6&ndash;1 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|5||25||56}} clueless (1)<br>{{goal|19||48}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|76}} Banned From 110 Invitationals</small>
| align=center|4 October 2024
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Playoffs_Round_2|Playoffs]]
| align=center|{{team away|aoba}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Playoffs_Round_2|8&ndash;2 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|9||45+1}} Offtopic Moment <br> {{goal|25||49}} Just stop giving a shit lmao <br> {{goal|40||84}} Schizo Moment <br> {{goal|52}} Saluting Chong <br> {{goal|61}} Banned From 110 Invitationals</small>
| align=center|5 October 2024
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Quarter_Finals|Quarter Finals]]
| align=center|{{team away|sdm}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Quarter_Finals|6&ndash;4 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|33}} Just stop giving a shit lmao<br>{{goal|52}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|57||60||78}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|72}} Banned From 110 Invitationals</small>
| align=center|6 October 2024
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Semi_Finals|Semi Finals]]
| align=center|{{team away|3ds}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Semi_Finals|2&ndash;3 L]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|34}} Banned From 110 Invitationals<br>{{goal|38}} clueless (1)</small>
| align=center|6 October 2024
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Third_Place_Match|Third Place Match]]
| align=center|{{team away|pg}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Third_Place_Match|7&ndash;3 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|8||23||45+0}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|21}} clueless (1)<br>{{goal|53}} Just stop giving a shit lmao<br>{{goal|66}} Banned From 110 Invitationals<br>{{goal|67}} With Jews You Lose</small>
| align=center|6 October 2024
|}
==Player statistics==
Players in ''italics'' are no longer on the team
{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 30%"
|+'''Goalscorers'''
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Player
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Goals
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-
|Offtopic Moment
|17
|-
|Schizo Moment
|12
|-
|clueless (1)
|6
|-
|Banned From 110 Invitationals
|5
|-
|Just stop giving a shit lmao
|5
|-
|GODDAMNIT
|4
|-
|''American Hours''
|3
|-
|{{tt|Humble Balkan Tour Guide|a.k.a. That's Split Over There}}
|1
|-
|Hitler we have a problem
|1
|-
|Saluting Chong
|1
|-
|[Terrifying Presence]
|1
|-
|With Jews You Lose
|1
|-
|''Eurasian Hours''
|1
|-
|''N''
|1
|-
|''Senko-san''
|1
|-
|''Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister''
|1
|-
|''Ranjeet Vora''
|1
|-
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 30%"
|+'''Assisters'''
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Player
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Assists
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-
|Offtopic Moment
|9
|-
|Schizo Moment
|9
|-
|Banned From 110 Invitationals
|7
|-
|cum
|4
|-
|Steak
|4
|-
|Just stop giving a shit lmao
|2
|-
|clueless (1)
|2
|-
|st
|2
|-
|''Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister''
|2
|-
|''Eurasian Hours''
|2
|-
|{{tt|Humble Balkan Tour Guide|a.k.a. That's Split Over There}}
|1
|-
|Hitler we have a problem
|1
|-
|Saluting Chong
|1
|-
|[Terrifying Presence]
|1
|-
|... the numbers...
|1
|-
|''American Hours''
|1
|-
|''GigacCchad''
|1
|-
|''Return to Monke''
|1
|-
|''Ranjeet Vora''
|1
|-
|}
==Trophies and awards==
===Team===
<gallery>
File:Generic_trophy.png|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2|BCJL 2]]: {{tt|'''Moral Victory'''|No longer welcome at BCJL}}
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''Third Place Trophy'''
</gallery>
===Personal===
<gallery>
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''{{tt|Offtopic Moment: Golden Boot|13 goals}}'''
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''{{tt|Schizo Moment: Golden Ball|8 assists, shared trophy}}'''
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''{{tt|:shitmypants:: Golden Glove|29 saves}}'''
</gallery>
==List of tournaments /offtopic/ is expelled from==
{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 70%"
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Tournament
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Year
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Reason
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-
|The 4chan Cup
|''indefinite''
|Anti board racism
|-
|/vg/ league
|''indefinite''
|Anti general racism
|-
|/vt/ league
|''indefinite''
|shiticalshart....
|-
|Gusic League
|''indefinite''
|Having too patrician music taste
|-
|/vr/ league
|''indefinite''
|Too many zoomers
|-
|/a/nime league
|''indefinite''
|{{greentext|Blinky}}; also racism
|-
|/pol/eague
|''indefinite''
|Racism against white people
|-
|Multinational Bowl
|''indefinite''
|Racism against fictional "nations"
|-
|/tv/ league
|''indefinite''
|Racism
|-
|/vp/ league
|''indefinite''
|Racism
|-
|Friendship Association Games
|''indefinite''
|"I would kill myself at the gate of the airport"
|-
|Banned Bowl
|''indefinite''
|Didn't pass the reality check
|-
|/sp/erb Owl
|''indefinite''
|green gay lmao
|-
|/u/ league
|''indefinite''
|{{greentext|women’s >divegrass}}
|-
|Divegrass Before Christmas 2
|''2020''
|"Uhhhh just like circlejerk lol"
|-
|/ag/ league
|''2021''
|shiticalshart....
|-
|Boris' Circlejerk League
|''2021''
|Oy vey, remember the 2-4-4
|-
|Fakkin Boolsheet
|''2022''
|Using injokes which the average person won't understand; didn't pass the "interest check"
|-
|Divegrass Before Christmas 4
|''2022''
|"Please do not sign up a team based on a discord community or other circlejerks, it is unfortunate that it has to be addressed like this"
|-
|Divegrass Before Christmas 5
|''2024''
|"Sign-up rules: No circlejerk teams"
|-
|}


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Latest revision as of 11:06, 24 November 2024

/offtopic/
Just stop giving a shit lmao
Offtopic logo.png
/offtopic/ - 4CC Offtopic
Founded August 31st 2018
Manager Italian Clay
Owner Italy
IRL manager /merit/ Council
Team colors
Chat color 8CC642
4chan Clover Green
Top scorer Offtopic Moment (17)
Top assister Schizo Moment
Offtopic Moment (9)
Captain Offtopic Moment
Website /offtopic/ - 4CC Offtopic
Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
8 2 7 17 47.06%
GF GA GD
62 48 +14
Biggest win
/offtopic/ Offtopic icon.png 8–2 Aoba icon.png /aoba/
5 October 2024
Biggest defeat
/dtl/ Dtl icon.png 5–2 Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/
31 December 2020
First match
/offtopic/ Offtopic icon.png 0–1 Sfi icon.png /sfi/
5 December 2020
Team music
Anthem Fuck you Texas
Victory Anthem Never Meant
Goal horn I love little girls
American Hours Real American
Eurasian Hours Hunnu Guren
That's Split Over There I Know You Want Me Balkan Mix
GODDAMNIT Real Human Bean
cum Oppekepe + Sneed
Offtopic Moment Heartaches
Schizo Moment Untitled
Hohol Gang Smells Like Teen Spirit vs. Ukrainian Anthem mash-up
Kits


  • Team Colors: KARA BOGA Black, 4chan Clover Green


Players

No. Position Player
12
  GK
:shitmypants:
5
  LB
st
4
  CB
Saluting Chong
88
  CB
Hitler we have a problem
9
  RB
Steak
1
  DMF
clueless (1)
110
  CMF
Banned From 110 Invitationals
10
  CMF
Schizo Moment
2
  SS
YEAAAA I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A NIGGER
8
  SS
just stop giving a shit lmao
11
  CF
Offtopic Moment Captain
No. Position Player
0
  GK
Delete The Server
76
  CB
... the numbers...
13
  CB
[Terrifying Presence]
420
  CB
Smonk
14
  CB
With Jews You Lose
3
  LB
fuckin
15
  LB
I'm fuckin dying
18
  RB
Get Better Material
21
  RB
vax status?
20
  SS
GODDAMNIT
22
  SS
cum
23
  SS
! ANGRY PIG ALERT !

2022

This roster did not play a single match

No. Position Player
0
  GK
just stop giving a shit lmao
4
  CB
:shitmypants:
3
  CB
Oh Woes Me 😩
5
  LB
Rika hand
9
  RB
ᗜˬᗜ
8
  DMF
Breast Appreciation Thread
7
  CMF
cum
10
  CMF
Smonk
2
  AMF
st
8
  SS
Offtopic Moment Captain
11
  CF
Schizo Moment
No. Position Player
1
  GK
1 blocked message
81
  CB
... the numbers...
14
  CB
N
22
  CB
:mm:
16
  LB
steak
2
  LB
Eurasian Hours
15
  RB
If I lose I retire
18
  RB
American Hours
47
  DMF
47/50
20
  DMF
GODDAMNIT
22
  CMF
YEAAAA I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A NIGGER
23
  CMF
! ANGRY PIG ALERT !

2021

December 2021 Edition

No. Position Player
0
  GK
just stop giving a shit lmao
3
  CB
:shitmypants:
2
  CB
Rika hand
5
  LB
That's Split over there!
6
  RB
st
9
  DMF
ᗜˬᗜ
7
  CMF
Hohol Gang
10
  CMF
! ANGRY PIG ALERT !
4
  AMF
cum
8
  SS
Offtopic Moment Captain
11
  CF
Schizo Moment
No. Position Player
12
  GK
The Museum
70
  CB
... the numbers...
14
  CB
Smonk
22
  CB
:mm:
16
  LB
tiny soyjak
2
  LB
KGB datamining
15
  RB
handposting
18
  RB
Hordes of Unvaxxed Anglos
13
  DMF
uoooh
20
  DMF
GODDAMNIT
22
  CMF
Eurasian Hours
23
  CMF
American Hours

March 2021 Edition

No. Position Player
1
  GK
UFO PORNO
3
  CB
stunad
2
  CB
2D > 3D
5
  CB
Amogus
6
  CMF
Humble Balkan Tour Guide
7
  CMF
N
8
  CMF
GODDAMNIT
4
  LMF
The Stud and the Promiscuous Females
10
  RMF
Italian Mafia Captain
11
  SS
American Hours
9
  SS
Eurasian Hours
No. Position Player
12
  GK
The Museum
13
  CB
Tomboy gf
14
  CB
uh hello based department?
22
  CB
:mm:
16
  CB
Did you do your testing yet?
2
  CB
>self-doxxing
15
  CMF
cum
18
  CMF
Serbia Gang
19
  CMF
return to monke
20
  CMF
gib merit
92
  CMF
KWAB
23
  CMF
cCc

2020

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Albania Refugee Camp
3
  CB
Senko-san
4
  CB
>self-doxxing
5
  CB
Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister
6
  CMF
return to monke
7
  CMF
Ranjeet Vora
8
  CMF
cum
56
  LMF
American Hours
10
  RMF
Eurasian Hours
97
  SS
Humble Balkan Tour Guide Captain
9
  SS
GODDAMNIT
No. Position Player
12
  GK
The Museum
13
  CB
Italian Mafia
14
  CB
uh hello based department?
22
  CB
Jackbox Gang
16
  CB
handposting
2
  CB
2D > 3D
15
  CMF
N
18
  CMF
Kino Nights
19
  CMF
Tomboy gf
20
  CMF
>merit
21
  CMF
Rock CDs Van
23
  CMF
GigacCchad

Export

Boris CircleJerk League

Aesthetics
Tactics
Music

Boris CircleJerk League 2

Aesthetics
Tactics
Music

Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
Generic trophy.png
BCJL 		Group Stage Sfi icon.png /sfi/ 0–1 L 5 December 2020
Sps icon.png /sps/ 3–5 L Goal 51' American Hours
Goal 53' Humble Balkan Tour Guide
Goal 66' Eurasian Hours 		6 December 2020
Bvn icon.png /bvn/ 2–3 L Goal 45+0' American Hours
Goal 70' GODDAMNIT 		12 December 2020
Generic trophy.png
End of the Year RNG Madness 2020 		Quarterfinals Gt icon.png /gt/ 3–2 W Goal 31' GODDAMNIT
Goal 82' N
Goal 85' American Hours 		31 December 2020
Semifinals Moonman icon.png /moonman/ 3–1 W Goal 10' Senko-san
Goal 36' Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister
Goal 61' Ranjeet Vora 		31 December 2020
Final Dtl icon.png /dtl/ 2–5 L Goal 37', 81' GODDAMNIT 31 December 2020
Generic trophy.png
BCJL 2 		Group Stage Hfc icon.png /hfc/ 1–0 W Goal 26' Schizo Moment 27 November 2021
Retardy icon.png /retardy/ 3–0 W Goal 28', 58' Schizo Moment
Goal 82' Offtopic Moment 		28 November 2021
Rlo icon.png /rlo/ 2–0 W Goal 31' Offtopic Moment
Goal 90+1' Schizo Moment 		5 December 2021
Quarterfinals Bvn icon.png /bvn/ 2–5 L Goal 3', 78' Offtopic Moment 6 December 2021
Akko League V.png
Akko League V 		Group Stage Fluff icon.png /fluff/ 1–2 L Goal 90+4' Hitler we have a problem 27 September 2024
Hi3 icon.png /hi3/ 5–5 D Goal 8', 11', 35', 81' Offtopic Moment
Goal 20' clueless (1) 		28 September 2024
Nightcore icon.png /nightcore/ 6–6 D Goal 11' [Terrifying Presence]
Goal 13', 38', 78' Schizo Moment
Goal 45+3' Just stop giving a shit lmao
Goal 67' Offtopic Moment 		29 September 2024
Rancevii icon.png /rancevii/ 6–1 W Goal 5', 25', 56' clueless (1)
Goal 19', 48' Schizo Moment
Goal 76' Banned From 110 Invitationals 		4 October 2024
Playoffs Aoba icon.png /aoba/ 8–2 W Goal 9', 45+1' Offtopic Moment
Goal 25', 49' Just stop giving a shit lmao
Goal 40', 84' Schizo Moment
Goal 52' Saluting Chong
Goal 61' Banned From 110 Invitationals 		5 October 2024
Quarter Finals Sdm icon.png /sdm/ 6–4 W Goal 33' Just stop giving a shit lmao
Goal 52' Schizo Moment
Goal 57', 60', 78' Offtopic Moment
Goal 72' Banned From 110 Invitationals 		6 October 2024
Semi Finals 3ds icon.png /3ds/ 2–3 L Goal 34' Banned From 110 Invitationals
Goal 38' clueless (1) 		6 October 2024
Third Place Match Pg icon.png /pg/ 7–3 W Goal 8', 23', 45+0' Offtopic Moment
Goal 21' clueless (1)
Goal 53' Just stop giving a shit lmao
Goal 66' Banned From 110 Invitationals
Goal 67' With Jews You Lose 		6 October 2024

Player statistics

Players in italics are no longer on the team

Goalscorers
Player Goals
Offtopic Moment 17
Schizo Moment 12
clueless (1) 6
Banned From 110 Invitationals 5
Just stop giving a shit lmao 5
GODDAMNIT 4
American Hours 3
Humble Balkan Tour Guide 1
Hitler we have a problem 1
Saluting Chong 1
[Terrifying Presence] 1
With Jews You Lose 1
Eurasian Hours 1
N 1
Senko-san 1
Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister 1
Ranjeet Vora 1
Assisters
Player Assists
Offtopic Moment 9
Schizo Moment 9
Banned From 110 Invitationals 7
cum 4
Steak 4
Just stop giving a shit lmao 2
clueless (1) 2
st 2
Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister 2
Eurasian Hours 2
Humble Balkan Tour Guide 1
Hitler we have a problem 1
Saluting Chong 1
[Terrifying Presence] 1
... the numbers... 1
American Hours 1
GigacCchad 1
Return to Monke 1
Ranjeet Vora 1

Trophies and awards

Team

Personal

List of tournaments /offtopic/ is expelled from

Tournament Year Reason
The 4chan Cup indefinite Anti board racism
/vg/ league indefinite Anti general racism
/vt/ league indefinite shiticalshart....
Gusic League indefinite Having too patrician music taste
/vr/ league indefinite Too many zoomers
/a/nime league indefinite >Blinky; also racism
/pol/eague indefinite Racism against white people
Multinational Bowl indefinite Racism against fictional "nations"
/tv/ league indefinite Racism
/vp/ league indefinite Racism
Friendship Association Games indefinite "I would kill myself at the gate of the airport"
Banned Bowl indefinite Didn't pass the reality check
/sp/erb Owl indefinite green gay lmao
/u/ league indefinite >women’s >divegrass
Divegrass Before Christmas 2 2020 "Uhhhh just like circlejerk lol"
/ag/ league 2021 shiticalshart....
Boris' Circlejerk League 2021 Oy vey, remember the 2-4-4
Fakkin Boolsheet 2022 Using injokes which the average person won't understand; didn't pass the "interest check"
Divegrass Before Christmas 4 2022 "Please do not sign up a team based on a discord community or other circlejerks, it is unfortunate that it has to be addressed like this"
Divegrass Before Christmas 5 2024 "Sign-up rules: No circlejerk teams"


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