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|name= 4CC Offtopic
|name= 4CC Offtopic
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|altgh9_what=! ANGRY PIG ALERT !
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|altgh9_title=Nuclear Alarm vs. C418 mash-up
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|althorn9=
|altgh10_what=Rock CDs Van
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==Players==
==Players==


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'''2022'''
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This roster did not play a single match
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'''2021'''
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December 2021 Edition
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'''2020'''
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{{sq end}}
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==Export==
==Export==
Boris CircleJerk League 2020
Boris CircleJerk League


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[https://mega.nz/file/HnJTTCaQ#CHSYjCE3TM0erGkJB-CpJ61HqLZ1WDTRrdLxEntqHGY Tactics]<br>
[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1SmGaggr8tW5jyfJy_6kbAyUbsQkzTlE2?usp=sharing Music]
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Boris CircleJerk League 2
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==Match History==
==Match History==
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!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=21%| Date
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642" width=21%| Date
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| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[BCJL]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Generic trophy.png|100px|link=BCJL]]<br>[[BCJL]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|Group Stage]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|Group Stage]]
| align=center|{{team away|sfi}}
| align=center|{{team away|sfi}}
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|0-1 L]]
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|0&ndash;1 L]]
| align=center|
| align=center|
| align=center|5 December 2020
| align=center|5 December 2020
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align=center|{{team away|sps}}
| align=center|{{team away|sps}}
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|3-5 L]]
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|3&ndash;5 L]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|51}} American Hours<br>{{goal|53}} Humble Balkan Tour Guide<br>{{goal|66}} Eurasian Hours</small>
| align=center|<small>{{goal|51}} American Hours<br>{{goal|53}} Humble Balkan Tour Guide<br>{{goal|66}} Eurasian Hours</small>
| align=center|6 December 2020
| align=center|6 December 2020
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| align=center|{{team away|bvn}}
| align=center|{{team away|bvn}}
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|2-3 L]]
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|2&ndash;3 L]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|45+0}} American Hours<br>{{goal|70}} GODDAMNIT</small>
| align=center|<small>{{goal|45+0}} American Hours<br>{{goal|70}} GODDAMNIT</small>
| align=center|12 December 2020
| align=center|12 December 2020


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|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:Generic trophy.png|100px|link=End of the Year RNG Madness 2020]]<br>[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Generic trophy.png|100px|link=End of the Year RNG Madness 2020]]<br>[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| align=center|{{team away|gt}}
| align=center|{{team away|gt}}
| align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|3-2 W]]
| align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|3&ndash;2 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|31}} GODDAMNIT<br>{{goal|82}} N<br>{{goal|85}} American Hours</small>
| align=center|<small>{{goal|31}} GODDAMNIT<br>{{goal|82}} N<br>{{goal|85}} American Hours</small>
| align=center|31 December 2020
| align=center|31 December 2020
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Semifinals|Semifinals]]
| align=center|{{team away|moonman}}
| align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|3&ndash;1 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|10}} Senko-san<br>{{goal|36}} Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister<br>{{goal|61}} Ranjeet Vora</small>
| align=center|31 December 2020
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Final|Final]]
| align=center|{{team away|dtl}}
| align=center|[[End of the Year RNG Madness 2020#Quarterfinals|2&ndash;5 L]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|37||81}} GODDAMNIT</small>
| align=center|31 December 2020
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|colspan="6" |
|-
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Generic trophy.png|100px|link=Boris_CircleJerk_League_2]]<br>[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2|BCJL 2]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="3" align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Group_A|Group Stage]]
| align=center|{{team away|hfc}}
| align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Group_A|{{tt|1&ndash;0 W|Despite being rigged - forced to a 2-4-4 formation}}]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|26}} Schizo Moment</small>
| align=center|27 November 2021
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|retardy}}
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|{{tt|3&ndash;0 W|Despite being rigged - forced to a 2-4-4 formation}}]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|28||58}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|82}} Offtopic Moment</small>
| align=center|28 November 2021
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|rlo}}
| align=center|[[BCJL#Group_A|{{tt|2&ndash;0 W|Despite being rigged - forced to /a/ 2021ABC (spoon winning) formation}}]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|31}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|90+1}} Schizo Moment</small>
| align=center|5 December 2021
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| align=center|{{team away|bvn}}
| align=center|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2#Quarterfinals|{{tt|2&ndash;5 L|Despite being rigged - forced to /a/ 2021ABC (spoon winning) formation AND losing 10 cm off every player's height. Imagine being this mad}}]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|3||78}} Offtopic Moment</small>
| align=center|6 December 2021
|-style="background:#000000; border: 1px solid #000000;"
|colspan="6" |
|-
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="8" align=center|[[File:Akko_League_V.png|100px|link=Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)]]<br>[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="4" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Swiss_Group|Group Stage]]
| align=center|{{team away|fluff}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_1|1&ndash;2 L]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|90+4}} Hitler we have a problem</small>
| align=center|27 September 2024
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|hi3}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_2|5&ndash;5 D]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|8||11||35||81}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|20}} clueless (1)</small>
| align=center|28 September 2024
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|nightcore}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_3|6&ndash;6 D]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|11}} [Terrifying Presence]<br>{{goal|13||38||78}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|45+3}} Just stop giving a shit lmao<br>{{goal|67}} Offtopic Moment</small>
| align=center|29 September 2024
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| align=center|{{team away|rancevii}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Round_4|6&ndash;1 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|5||25||56}} clueless (1)<br>{{goal|19||48}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|76}} Banned From 110 Invitationals</small>
| align=center|4 October 2024
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Playoffs_Round_2|Playoffs]]
| align=center|{{team away|aoba}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Playoffs_Round_2|8&ndash;2 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|9||45+1}} Offtopic Moment <br> {{goal|25||49}} Just stop giving a shit lmao <br> {{goal|40||84}} Schizo Moment <br> {{goal|52}} Saluting Chong <br> {{goal|61}} Banned From 110 Invitationals</small>
| align=center|5 October 2024
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Quarter_Finals|Quarter Finals]]
| align=center|{{team away|sdm}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Quarter_Finals|6&ndash;4 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|33}} Just stop giving a shit lmao<br>{{goal|52}} Schizo Moment<br>{{goal|57||60||78}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|72}} Banned From 110 Invitationals</small>
| align=center|6 October 2024
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Semi_Finals|Semi Finals]]
| align=center|{{team away|3ds}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Semi_Finals|2&ndash;3 L]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|34}} Banned From 110 Invitationals<br>{{goal|38}} clueless (1)</small>
| align=center|6 October 2024
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#dddddd" rowspan="1" align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Third_Place_Match|Third Place Match]]
| align=center|{{team away|pg}}
| align=center|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)#Third_Place_Match|7&ndash;3 W]]
| align=center|<small>{{goal|8||23||45+0}} Offtopic Moment<br>{{goal|21}} clueless (1)<br>{{goal|53}} Just stop giving a shit lmao<br>{{goal|66}} Banned From 110 Invitationals<br>{{goal|67}} With Jews You Lose</small>
| align=center|6 October 2024
|}
|}


==Player statistics==
==Player statistics==
Players in ''italics'' are no longer on the team


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|American Hours
|Offtopic Moment
|2
|17
|-
|Schizo Moment
|12
|-
|clueless (1)
|6
|-
|Banned From 110 Invitationals
|5
|-
|Just stop giving a shit lmao
|5
|-
|GODDAMNIT
|4
|-
|''American Hours''
|3
|-
|{{tt|Humble Balkan Tour Guide|a.k.a. That's Split Over There}}
|1
|-
|Hitler we have a problem
|1
|-
|Saluting Chong
|1
|-
|[Terrifying Presence]
|1
|-
|With Jews You Lose
|1
|-
|''Eurasian Hours''
|1
|-
|''N''
|1
|-
|-
|Humble Balkan Tour Guide
|''Senko-san''
|1
|1
|-
|-
|Eurasian Hours
|''Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister''
|1
|1
|-
|-
|GODDAMNIT
|''Ranjeet Vora''
|1
|1
|-
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|Humble Balkan Tour Guide
|Offtopic Moment
|9
|-
|Schizo Moment
|9
|-
|Banned From 110 Invitationals
|7
|-
|cum
|4
|-
|Steak
|4
|-
|Just stop giving a shit lmao
|2
|-
|clueless (1)
|2
|-
|st
|2
|-
|''Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister''
|2
|-
|''Eurasian Hours''
|2
|-
|{{tt|Humble Balkan Tour Guide|a.k.a. That's Split Over There}}
|1
|-
|Hitler we have a problem
|1
|-
|Saluting Chong
|1
|-
|[Terrifying Presence]
|1
|-
|... the numbers...
|1
|1
|-
|-
|American Hours
|''American Hours''
|1
|1
|-
|-
|GigacCchad
|''GigacCchad''
|1
|1
|-
|-
|cum
|''Return to Monke''
|1
|-
|''Ranjeet Vora''
|1
|1
|-
|}
==Trophies and awards==
===Team===
<gallery>
File:Generic_trophy.png|[[Boris_CircleJerk_League_2|BCJL 2]]: {{tt|'''Moral Victory'''|No longer welcome at BCJL}}
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''Third Place Trophy'''
</gallery>
===Personal===
<gallery>
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''{{tt|Offtopic Moment: Golden Boot|13 goals}}'''
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''{{tt|Schizo Moment: Golden Ball|8 assists, shared trophy}}'''
File:Akko_League_V.png|[[Akko_League_V:_NO_W.A.N.G._(Witches_Against_Nonexistent_Goalkeepers)|Akko League V]]: '''{{tt|:shitmypants:: Golden Glove|29 saves}}'''
</gallery>
==List of tournaments /offtopic/ is expelled from==
{| class="wikitable" style="display: inline-table; width: 70%"
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Tournament
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Year
!style="background:#000000;color:#8CC642"| Reason
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-
|The 4chan Cup
|''indefinite''
|Anti board racism
|-
|/vg/ league
|''indefinite''
|Anti general racism
|-
|/vt/ league
|''indefinite''
|shiticalshart....
|-
|Gusic League
|''indefinite''
|Having too patrician music taste
|-
|/vr/ league
|''indefinite''
|Too many zoomers
|-
|/a/nime league
|''indefinite''
|{{greentext|Blinky}}; also racism
|-
|/pol/eague
|''indefinite''
|Racism against white people
|-
|Multinational Bowl
|''indefinite''
|Racism against fictional "nations"
|-
|/tv/ league
|''indefinite''
|Racism
|-
|/vp/ league
|''indefinite''
|Racism
|-
|Friendship Association Games
|''indefinite''
|"I would kill myself at the gate of the airport"
|-
|Banned Bowl
|''indefinite''
|Didn't pass the reality check
|-
|/sp/erb Owl
|''indefinite''
|green gay lmao
|-
|/u/ league
|''indefinite''
|{{greentext|women’s >divegrass}}
|-
|Divegrass Before Christmas 2
|''2020''
|"Uhhhh just like circlejerk lol"
|-
|/ag/ league
|''2021''
|shiticalshart....
|-
|Boris' Circlejerk League
|''2021''
|Oy vey, remember the 2-4-4
|-
|Fakkin Boolsheet
|''2022''
|Using injokes which the average person won't understand; didn't pass the "interest check"
|-
|Divegrass Before Christmas 4
|''2022''
|"Please do not sign up a team based on a discord community or other circlejerks, it is unfortunate that it has to be addressed like this"
|-
|Divegrass Before Christmas 5
|''2024''
|"Sign-up rules: No circlejerk teams"
|-
|-
|}
|}


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Latest revision as of 11:06, 24 November 2024

/offtopic/
Just stop giving a shit lmao
Offtopic logo.png
/offtopic/ - 4CC Offtopic
Founded August 31st 2018
Manager Italian Clay
Owner Italy
IRL manager /merit/ Council
Team colors
Chat color 8CC642
4chan Clover Green
Top scorer Offtopic Moment (17)
Top assister Schizo Moment
Offtopic Moment (9)
Captain Offtopic Moment
Website /offtopic/ - 4CC Offtopic
Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
8 2 7 17 47.06%
GF GA GD
62 48 +14
Biggest win
/offtopic/ Offtopic icon.png 8–2 Aoba icon.png /aoba/
5 October 2024
Biggest defeat
/dtl/ Dtl icon.png 5–2 Offtopic icon.png /offtopic/
31 December 2020
First match
/offtopic/ Offtopic icon.png 0–1 Sfi icon.png /sfi/
5 December 2020
Team music
Anthem Fuck you Texas
Victory Anthem Never Meant

Goal horn I love little girls
American Hours Real American
Eurasian Hours Hunnu Guren
That's Split Over There I Know You Want Me Balkan Mix
GODDAMNIT Real Human Bean
cum Oppekepe + Sneed
Offtopic Moment Heartaches
Schizo Moment Untitled
Hohol Gang Smells Like Teen Spirit vs. Ukrainian Anthem mash-up
Kits


  • Team Colors: KARA BOGA Black, 4chan Clover Green


Players

No. Position Player
12
  GK
:shitmypants:
5
  LB
st
4
  CB
Saluting Chong
88
  CB
Hitler we have a problem
9
  RB
Steak
1
  DMF
clueless (1)
110
  CMF
Banned From 110 Invitationals
10
  CMF
Schizo Moment
2
  SS
YEAAAA I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A NIGGER
8
  SS
just stop giving a shit lmao
11
  CF
Offtopic Moment Captain
No. Position Player
0
  GK
Delete The Server
76
  CB
... the numbers...
13
  CB
[Terrifying Presence]
420
  CB
Smonk
14
  CB
With Jews You Lose
3
  LB
fuckin
15
  LB
I'm fuckin dying
18
  RB
Get Better Material
21
  RB
vax status?
20
  SS
GODDAMNIT
22
  SS
cum
23
  SS
! ANGRY PIG ALERT !

2022

2021

2020

Export

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Boris CircleJerk League 2

Aesthetics
Tactics
Music

Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
Generic trophy.png
BCJL
Group Stage Sfi icon.png /sfi/ 0–1 L 5 December 2020
Sps icon.png /sps/ 3–5 L Goal 51' American Hours
Goal 53' Humble Balkan Tour Guide
Goal 66' Eurasian Hours
6 December 2020
Bvn icon.png /bvn/ 2–3 L Goal 45+0' American Hours
Goal 70' GODDAMNIT
12 December 2020
Generic trophy.png
End of the Year RNG Madness 2020
Quarterfinals Gt icon.png /gt/ 3–2 W Goal 31' GODDAMNIT
Goal 82' N
Goal 85' American Hours
31 December 2020
Semifinals Moonman icon.png /moonman/ 3–1 W Goal 10' Senko-san
Goal 36' Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister
Goal 61' Ranjeet Vora
31 December 2020
Final Dtl icon.png /dtl/ 2–5 L Goal 37'81' GODDAMNIT 31 December 2020
Generic trophy.png
BCJL 2
Group Stage Hfc icon.png /hfc/ 1–0 W Goal 26' Schizo Moment 27 November 2021
Retardy icon.png /retardy/ 3–0 W Goal 28'58' Schizo Moment
Goal 82' Offtopic Moment
28 November 2021
Rlo icon.png /rlo/ 2–0 W Goal 31' Offtopic Moment
Goal 90+1' Schizo Moment
5 December 2021
Quarterfinals Bvn icon.png /bvn/ 2–5 L Goal 3'78' Offtopic Moment 6 December 2021
Akko League V.png
Akko League V
Group Stage Fluff icon.png /fluff/ 1–2 L Goal 90+4' Hitler we have a problem 27 September 2024
Hi3 icon.png /hi3/ 5–5 D Goal 8'11'35'81' Offtopic Moment
Goal 20' clueless (1)
28 September 2024
Nightcore icon.png /nightcore/ 6–6 D Goal 11' [Terrifying Presence]
Goal 13'38'78' Schizo Moment
Goal 45+3' Just stop giving a shit lmao
Goal 67' Offtopic Moment
29 September 2024
Rancevii icon.png /rancevii/ 6–1 W Goal 5'25'56' clueless (1)
Goal 19'48' Schizo Moment
Goal 76' Banned From 110 Invitationals
4 October 2024
Playoffs Aoba icon.png /aoba/ 8–2 W Goal 9'45+1' Offtopic Moment
Goal 25'49' Just stop giving a shit lmao
Goal 40'84' Schizo Moment
Goal 52' Saluting Chong
Goal 61' Banned From 110 Invitationals
5 October 2024
Quarter Finals Sdm icon.png /sdm/ 6–4 W Goal 33' Just stop giving a shit lmao
Goal 52' Schizo Moment
Goal 57'60'78' Offtopic Moment
Goal 72' Banned From 110 Invitationals
6 October 2024
Semi Finals 3ds icon.png /3ds/ 2–3 L Goal 34' Banned From 110 Invitationals
Goal 38' clueless (1)
6 October 2024
Third Place Match Pg icon.png /pg/ 7–3 W Goal 8'23'45+0' Offtopic Moment
Goal 21' clueless (1)
Goal 53' Just stop giving a shit lmao
Goal 66' Banned From 110 Invitationals
Goal 67' With Jews You Lose
6 October 2024

Player statistics

Players in italics are no longer on the team

Goalscorers
Player Goals
Offtopic Moment 17
Schizo Moment 12
clueless (1) 6
Banned From 110 Invitationals 5
Just stop giving a shit lmao 5
GODDAMNIT 4
American Hours 3
Humble Balkan Tour Guide 1
Hitler we have a problem 1
Saluting Chong 1
[Terrifying Presence] 1
With Jews You Lose 1
Eurasian Hours 1
N 1
Senko-san 1
Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister 1
Ranjeet Vora 1
Assisters
Player Assists
Offtopic Moment 9
Schizo Moment 9
Banned From 110 Invitationals 7
cum 4
Steak 4
Just stop giving a shit lmao 2
clueless (1) 2
st 2
Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister 2
Eurasian Hours 2
Humble Balkan Tour Guide 1
Hitler we have a problem 1
Saluting Chong 1
[Terrifying Presence] 1
... the numbers... 1
American Hours 1
GigacCchad 1
Return to Monke 1
Ranjeet Vora 1

Trophies and awards

Team

Personal

List of tournaments /offtopic/ is expelled from

Tournament Year Reason
The 4chan Cup indefinite Anti board racism
/vg/ league indefinite Anti general racism
/vt/ league indefinite shiticalshart....
Gusic League indefinite Having too patrician music taste
/vr/ league indefinite Too many zoomers
/a/nime league indefinite >Blinky; also racism
/pol/eague indefinite Racism against white people
Multinational Bowl indefinite Racism against fictional "nations"
/tv/ league indefinite Racism
/vp/ league indefinite Racism
Friendship Association Games indefinite "I would kill myself at the gate of the airport"
Banned Bowl indefinite Didn't pass the reality check
/sp/erb Owl indefinite green gay lmao
/u/ league indefinite >women’s >divegrass
Divegrass Before Christmas 2 2020 "Uhhhh just like circlejerk lol"
/ag/ league 2021 shiticalshart....
Boris' Circlejerk League 2021 Oy vey, remember the 2-4-4
Fakkin Boolsheet 2022 Using injokes which the average person won't understand; didn't pass the "interest check"
Divegrass Before Christmas 4 2022 "Please do not sign up a team based on a discord community or other circlejerks, it is unfortunate that it has to be addressed like this"
Divegrass Before Christmas 5 2024 "Sign-up rules: No circlejerk teams"