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|nickname= Formerly /svgg/
|nickname= Formerly /svgg/
|date= May 5th, 2017
|date= May 5th, 2017
|manager= Marek Rosa
|manager= Kovarex
|owner= Keen Software House
|owner= Wube Software Ltd.
|irl= {{Anonymous|PossumT|!!jPvacTJAMhh}} (only as caretaker)
|irl= {{Anonymous|PossumT|!!jPvacTJAMhh}}
|color1= c11200
|color1= c11200
|color2= 414141
|color2= 414141
|bgcolor= 414141
|bgcolor= 414141
|txtcolor= c11200
|txtcolor= c11200
|ranking=  
|ranking= 34 <small>({{increase|9}})</small>
|high_ranking= 0
|high_ranking= 10th
|high_date=  
|high_date= June 13th, 2021
|low_ranking= 0
|low_ranking= 51st
|low_date=  
|low_date= December 18th, 2022
|scorer=  
|scorer= CLANG
|goals=  
|goals= 43
|assister=  
|assister= CLANG
|assists=  
|assists= 23
|captain= Eggman
|captain= Eggman
|w= 1
|w= 20
|d= 0
|d= 8
|l= 2
|l= 21
|gf= 1
|gf= 100
|ga= 4
|ga= 104
|win_home= egg
|win_home= egg
|win_away= civ4xg
|win_away= gbfg
|win_score_home= 1
|win_score_home= 5
|win_score_away= 0
|win_score_away= 0
|win_date= 4th June, 2017
|win_date= June 4th, 2021<br>(prev. <strong>5-0</strong> {{team away|feg}}, 2019/06/05)
|lose_home= egg
|lose_home= egg
|lose_away= agdg
|lose_away= @
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_away= 3
|lose_score_away= 7
|lose_date= 3rd June, 2017
|lose_date= December 9th, 2022
|first_home= egg
|first_home= egg
|first_away= pg
|first_away= pg
|first_score_home= 0
|first_score_home= 0
|first_score_away= 1
|first_score_away= 1
|first_date= 2nd June, 2017
|first_date= June 2nd, 2017
|vgl_appearances= 0
|vgl_appearances= 13
|first_vgl_appearance=  
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]]
|best_vgl_result=  
|best_vgl_result= 7th
|best_vgl_cup=  
|best_vgl_cup= [[/vg/ League 12]], [[/vg/ League 14]]
|hex= C11200
|hex= C11200
|color= Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!
|color= Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8mH-h03gs0
 
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5bc_Peb6s0
|a_title= Hymn to Breaking Strain
|a_title= Hymn to Breaking Strain
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w
|altanthem1_title= E.G.G.M.A.N.
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem2=
|altanthem2_title=
|altanthem2_what=
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1vgWTTmW4
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1vgWTTmW4
|gh_title= Dinosauroid
|gh_title= Dinosauroid
|althorn1= [[/egg/#Special Goalhorns|Special Goalhorns]]
|althorn1=  
|altgh1_title=  
|altgh1_title=  
|altgh1_what=
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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br>
Then arguing over what the hell 'engineering' means in this context.


Export: http://puu.sh/w2lg8
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?<br>
<br>


Aesthetic Export: not here yet cap'n
==<div style="display:inline-block;background:#dd1c05;color:#414141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0 0 0 8px;width:calc(90%);border-top-left-radius:12px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1em"><strong> History</strong></span></div>==
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">In The Beginning...</span></div>====
When first formed in <strong>VGL 8</strong>, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other models and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.<br><br>


[https://drive.google.com/open?id=0ByB909UoCJY3MFJiTUg1NXRWbVU Player profile images]
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse</span></div>====
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in <strong>VGL 12</strong> with the power of broken physics.<br>What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in <strong>VGL 13</strong> after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with <strong>[[/domg/]]</strong> for <strong>VGL 14</strong>, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in <strong>VGL 15</strong>. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...<br><br>


====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers</span></div>====
<strong>VGL 16's [[/akg/]]</strong> match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. <strong>VGL 17</strong> continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against <strong>[[/drg/]]</strong>. <strong>VGL 18</strong> finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.<br><br>


==Information==
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 to 22 - The Possum Heresy</span></div>====
<strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br>


In the <strong>VGL X-2 Qualifiers</strong>, the managing began. Poorly. The game against <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> failed miserably, then got even worse against <strong>[[/uma/]]</strong>. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.<br>Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.<br><br>


They are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes quite unknown) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general, and arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
<strong>VGL 21</strong> started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against <strong>[[/vgt/]]</strong>, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.<br><br>


Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
<strong>VGL 22</strong> was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against <strong>[[/gbpen/]]</strong> meant that our <strong>[[/psg/]]</strong> victory and valiant effort against <strong>[[/lcg/]]</strong> still lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.<br><br>


====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 23 onwards - Return to Form</span></div>====


Proof of Interest: <br>
Blasting our way into <strong>VGL 23</strong> with quite possibly an early contender for best match of the tournament, <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> fell after an insane exchange of goals leaving us winning 5-4. Reverting to old models due to <span style="text-decoration: line-through">the manager waiting too long to work on them (again)</span> a problem with the cloning process didn't seem to hold the boys back in the slightest. The <strong>Clash of the Eggs</strong> against <strong>[[/sthg/]]</strong> ended in victory... locking group K in for us and <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> (whom we promptly lost to).<br>Finally, /egg/ left groups, after 5 leagues of waiting.<br>Then we lost to <strong>[[/hanny/]]</strong>. Admittedly it was a very tense match though, with the highly intriguing pastebin tactics of "Go +2 and stay +2" almost working out for us.<br><br>
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/162263420/#162267567 <br>
https://www.strawpoll.me/17746315/r <br>
https://www.strawpoll.me/17707162/r


Due to a relatively small general population, all player/music polls were done with Strawpoll and we forgot to keep the original results.
==Info==
I mean we're a general designed to harbor dying engineering games, why would we be organised or anything? The archive will still have them so whatever.
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REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
 
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Note from the not-manager:
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This team is pretty much as ded as the general is so we're on autopilot, if anyone feels like taking the reins then look for me in Discord or just yell in the thread.<br>
<br>
Offering tactics would be the first thing we need to get organised, I'd do them myself but I'm already managing /trg/ and >implying I play PES<br> - Possum
We management now.
<br>
<strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong>
<br><br>
<strong>POI as of VGL 22 [https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/474660506/#474783831 here]
<br>
Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong>


==Roster==
==Roster==
These'll probably change in strange ways every now and again, we definitely know what we're doing.


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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=CF |name=CLANG {{vice-captain}}}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}}
{{sq gold player |no=3 |pos=LMF |name=Mechanically Engineered Autism}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Boiling Water}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=DMF |name=>Physician}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}}
{{sq silver player |no=5 |pos=SS |name=Thomasformer}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=RWF |name=Chaos Engine}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|Physician}}}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=KEEEEEEEEN}}
{{sq silver player |no=19 |pos=LMF |name=Chaos Engine}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=RB |name=Smug Marek}}
{{sq silver player |no=20 |pos=AMF |name=Thomasformer}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=RB |name=aeiou}}
{{sq silver player |no=22 |pos=RMF |name=Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons}}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=LB |name=Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons}}
{{sq gold player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=Mechanically Engineered Autism}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=LB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}}
{{sq gold player |no=23 |pos=CF |name=CLANG {{vice-captain}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name=Lemonhulk}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CF |name=DAKKA}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=RIP SERB}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Icarus}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Nick "Unification" Smart}}
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=SS |name=SHINY AND CHROME}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CMF |name=BLUE, HURT}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=RB |name=>Structural Integrity}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=RB |name=John Madden}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Satisfactory}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=LB |name=M1 Bradley}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=LB |name=BLANEDS}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=LMF |name=Turrents}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=GK |name=Robokek}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=RMF |name=DAKKA}}
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===Meet The Starters===
The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.<br>
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<strong>Eggman</strong><br><i>Sonic The Hedgehog franchise
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<strong>Mechanically Engineered Autism</strong><br><i>Most /egg/s
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<strong>CLANG</strong><br><i style="color:#c11200">H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇
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<strong>Chaos Engine</strong><br><i>Besiege
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<strong>Thomasformer</strong><br><i>Machinecraft
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<strong>Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons</strong><br><i>Space Engineers
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<strong>The Chad Stormworks Player</strong><br><i>Stormworks
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<strong>{{greentext|Physician}}</strong><br><i>Robocraft
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<strong>Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman</strong><br><i>Kerbal Space Program
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<strong>SPIDERTRON</strong><br><i>Factorio
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<strong>FAILURE</strong><br><i>Infinifactory
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#1 (Captain)
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#21
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#23
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#19
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#20
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#22
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#5
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#6
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#10
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#11
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#12
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[[File:EggMan.png|256px]]
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[[File:EggThom.gif|256px]]
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Flag bearer for every misunderstood mechanically-brained maniac out there.<br><br>
He has an announcement to make.
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<i>"All in all, it works pretty good if I don't touch anything. Literally. If I get too close to the cars I cause the whole thing to jam."</i><br><br>
- Anon, creator of [https://imgur.com/a/badbagel-warning-contains-spaghetti-XNu3NZW BadBagel's Centrifuge]
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You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal.<br>
As the sound creeps closer, you cry, for you know what will come.<br>
All you can do is pray that he does not take you.
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Yep, it's a flaming ball attached to some sawblades.<br>
A highly unsafe device born during the height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, this baby can produce enough torque to tear apart any contraption.
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All the way from the Isle of Sodor, the brainchild of a madman and a bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR
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Shaking hands with danger to achieve strange goals during the construction of mining vehicles. Combinations of moving parts that are questionably safe at best and deadly at worst.
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Look at this man. He will make a plane with the same mass as an Ikea wardrobe that takes off in seconds.<br>How does the engine work? Why does it work? He doesn't know.<br>He doesn't care.
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<i>"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician, I just want to fucking play lego robots.<br>
Fuck off with your boring school crap."</i><br><br>
- [https://archived.moe/vg/thread/58973465/#59024621 Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014]
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The Madman of Kerbin himself.<br>
On indefinite loan from <strong>[[/kspg/]]</strong> while they suffer ego death, this guy has no sense of fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most KSP players he's dead by their third mission.
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God damn look at those legs
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The remains of some poor schmuck who was unwittingly placed in a position they were clearly not qualified for.
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===Meet The Benchwarmers===
Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.
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<strong>EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME</strong><br><i>Steam Early Access
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<strong>Icarus</strong><br><i>Dyson Sphere Program
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<strong>aeiou?</strong><br><i>aeiou!
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<strong>Square-chan (formerly Robokek)</strong><br><i>Robocraft
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<strong>{{greentext|Structural Integrity}}</strong><br><i>Highly subjective
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<strong>Boiling Water</strong><br><i>Everything
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<strong>BLUE, HURT</strong><br><i>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E An insane Finnish man]
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<strong>Satisfactory</strong><br><i>Satisfactory
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<strong>Godforsaken Astronaut</strong><br><i>[https://randyregier.com/portfolio/godforsaken-astronaut/ Randy Regier]
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<strong>Anataeus Vaya</strong><br><i>Opus Magnum
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<strong>Turrents</strong><br><i>Factorio
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<strong>DAKKA</strong><br><i>WAAAGH
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#3
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#4
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#7
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#8
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#9
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#13
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#14
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#15
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#16
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#17
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#Ayteen
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Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics. The blocks, the items and the player models. The multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child.<br>
...content? What the fuck is 'content'?
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Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this mech WILL steal your sun's energy output and there's nothing those stupid robots can do about it
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Football!
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The poster girl for meta-shitpost shipbuilding, renamed for herself rather than the long-dead game she represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous child before Thomasformer (yes, the madman made both).
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We appreciate the sentiment, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency.
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Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, when we get around to it.<br>
If it generates heat, we WILL use it to boil water.
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It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain.<br>
Invented by a Finn, obviously.
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Not optimised enough for megabases, but enough to ruin the landscape with industrial monstrosities.<br>
It's alright/10.
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A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the void of space.
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The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work.
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The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep the ammo topped up!<br>
Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking.
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Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot.
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<br>
===Graveyard===
The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.<br>
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<strong>Marek Rosa</strong><br><i>Keen Code House
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<strong>John Madden</strong><br><i>John Madden Football
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<strong>RIP SERB</strong><br><i>Space Engineers
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<strong>SHINY AND CHROME</strong><br><i>WITNESS MEEEE
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<strong>M1 Bradley</strong><br><i>Pentagon Wars
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<strong>Lemonhulk</strong><br><i>Space Engineers
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<strong>KEEEEEEEEN</strong><br><i>Keen Code House
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<strong>BLANEDS</strong><br><i>Space Engineers
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[[File:EggMarek.png|164px]]<br><br>
Bumbling idiot, or genius exit scammer?
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[[File:EggJohn.png|164px]]<br><br>
Having two {{tt|Moonbase Alpha reps|His football is now carried by aeiou in remembrance.}} was a bit silly.
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[[File:EggSerb.png|164px]]<br><br>
Server's down.<br>Again.
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[[File:EggShiny.png|164px]]<br><br>
The warcry of those who wish to be <strong>WITNESSED
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[[File:EggBrad.png|164px]]<br><br>
"It's... it's a {{tt|troop carrier|Unfortunate bastard child of meddling higher-ups; a masterpiece of an amphibious over-10-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry portholes, AA cannon, anti-tank missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade of development... and no room for troops. At least, that's if you believe Col. James Burton. He's a bit of a fibber.}}, General"
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{{tt|"Space hulk". A vast, asymmetrical spaceship...|...born from the remains of smaller, derelict ships (functioning or otherwise) grafted onto one another. Ugly, yet strangely beautiful. Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-posters still flew the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some public server they descended on to colonise for their own. The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint for future generations. As such, her glorious yellow figure was never able to be truly represented on the pitch. Rest In Peace, Space Princess.}}
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[[File:EggKeen.png|164px]]<br><br>
Shitass company.<br>Shitass game.
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[[File:EggBlan.gif|164px]]<br><br>
{{tt|Shitass mechanic.|Planets got added to Spengies after years of delays, and they were as mediocre as people should have expected. Got the least votes by far in popularity polls.}}<br>Dead meme.
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<br>
====Gallery====
<strong>[[/egg/_Roster|Full page here (in early access)]]</strong> - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.<br><br>


== Match History ==
== Match History ==


=== Official Matches ===
All (recorded) matches can be seen [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here].
 
=== Official Matches === <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
{| class="wikitable" width=80%
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Competition
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Date
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Opponent
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Result
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="4" | Autistics
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers|/vg/ League 8<br>Qualifiers B]]
 
| 2017, June 2nd
| {{team away|pg}}
| align=center | 0 - 1
|
| colspan="2"  |<small>John Madden {{yel|76}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2017, June 3rd
| {{team away|agdg}}
| align=center | 1 - 3
| colspan="3"  |<small>Smug Marek {{goal|22}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2017, June 4th
| {{team away|civ4xg}}
| align=center | 1 - 0
| colspan="3"  |<small>KEEEEEEEEN {{goal|73}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12]]<br>[[/vg/ League 12#Group I|Group I]]
 
| 2019, June 9th
| {{team away|agdg}}
| align=center | 2 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|78}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2019, June 15th
| {{team away|feg}}
| align=center | 5 - 0
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|15||56}}, Early Access Sandbox Game {{goal|42}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|70}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2019, June 21st
| {{team away|vitagen}}
| align=center | 2 - 0
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|75}}, Chaos Engine {{goal|84}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| 2019, June 29th
| {{team away|gfg}}
| align=center | 4 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|20}}, CLANG {{goal|45+2|pen.|50||75}} (the first of many hat tricks)
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| 2019, June 30th
| {{team away|dbg}}
| align=center | 0 - 1
| <small></small>
| colspan="2"  | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|36}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13]]<br>[[/vg/ League 13#Group B|Group B]]
 
| 2019, November 22nd
| {{team away|drg}}
| align=center | 2 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|19}}, CLANG {{goal|52}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2019, December 1st
| {{team away|vrg}}
| align=center | 3 - 4
| <small>Mechanically... {{goal|11}}, CLANG {{goal|27}}, Thomasformer {{goal|72}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>FUCKING AEIOU {{owngoal|81}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 2019, December 7th
| {{team away|alg}}
| align=center | 1 - 1
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|89}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14]]<br>[[/vg/ League 14#Group K|Group K]]
 
| 2020, June 7th
| {{team away|mcg}}
| align=center | 4 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|4||24}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|38||90+8}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2020, June 13th
| {{team away|nepgen}}
| align=center | 4 - 1
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|6||53||55}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|15}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 2020, June 19th
| {{team away|mggg}}
| align=center | 2 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|25||90+1}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| 2020, June 27th
| {{team away|d2g}}
| align=center | 1 - 1
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|76}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG {{pengoal}}, Thomas... {{pengoal}}, Mechanically... {{pengoal}}, Landing... {{pengoal}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| 2020, June 28th
| {{team away|ssbg}}
| align=center | 1 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|35}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15]]<br>[[/vg/ League 15#Group E|Group E]]
 
| 2020, November 21st
| {{team away|hgg2d}}
| align=center | 1 - 4
| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}
| colspan="2"  | <small> ...we just couldn't Alice.
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2020, November 27th
| {{team away|2hug}}
| align=center | 5 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Landing Gear... {{goal|31}}, Thomasformer {{goal|43||86}}, Mechanically... {{goal|74}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2020, December 6th
| {{team away|drag}}
| align=center | 2 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|36}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16]]<br>[[/vg/ League 16#Group L|Group L]]
 
| 2021, May 23rd
| {{team away|eftg}}
| align=center | 4 - 1
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|21||35||56}}, CLANG {{goal|75}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2021, May 29th
| {{team away|fg}}
| align=center | 1 - 0
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|7}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2021, June 4th
| {{team away|gbfg}}
| align=center | 5 - 0
| <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically... {{goal|65||84}}
| colspan="2"  | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0!</strong> First ever in the VGL!
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| 2021, June 12th
| {{team away|akg}}
| align=center | 3 - 3
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|85||90+3}}
| <small>Early Access... {{yel|78}}
| <small>Penalties: 0 - 2 <strong>(FOUR MISSES)
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17]]<br>[[/vg/ League 17#Group D|Group D]]
 
| 2021, November 26th
| {{team away|wtg}}
| align=center | 4 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|7}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|70||80}}, Turrents {{goal|90+1}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2021, December 5th
| {{team away|dng}}
| align=center | 1 - 5
| <small>CLANG {{goal|69}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|45+0}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2021, December 11th
| {{team away|utg}}
| align=center | 4 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|10}}, CLANG {{goal|37||86}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|55}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17#Survival Round|Survival Round]]
 
| 2021, December 17th
| {{team away|drg}}
| align=center | 1 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|43}}
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 18]]<br>[[/vg/ League 18#Group D|Group D]]
 
| 2022, June 17th
| {{team away|ggg}}
| align=center | 1 - 1
| <small>CLANG {{goal|59}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2022, June 26th
| {{team away|vn}}
| align=center | 1 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|39}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2022, July 2nd
| {{team away|twg}}
| align=center | 0 - 2
| <small></small>
| colspan="2"  | <small><strong>6 damn saves</strong> from Eggman, with nothing to back them up
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19]]<br>[[/vg/ League 19#Group L|Group L]]
 
| 2022, November 27th
| {{team away|indie}}
| align=center | 0 - 1
|
| colspan="2"  | <small>Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 2022, December 3rd
| {{team away|きらら}}
| align=center | 2 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|56}}
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2022, December 9th
| {{team away|@}}
| align=center | 1 - 7
| <small>CLANG {{goal|9}}</small>
| <small>The Chad... {{yel|33}}</small>
| style="color: #ff0000" | <small><strong>thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers|/vg/ League X-2<br>Qualifiers B]]
 
| 2023, June 2nd
| {{team away|bag}}
| align=center | 1 - 3
| <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|45 + 0}}
| <small>Landing Gear... {{yel|21}}
| <small>The tictacs begin... poorly
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2023, June 3rd
| {{team away|uma}}
| align=center | 0 - 5
| colspan="2"  |
| <small>Well that soiled it
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2023, June 4th
| {{team away|wtg}}
| align=center | 3 - 1
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|48||68||74}} (and an <strong>8.5</strong>!)
| <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|53}}
| <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon saved us
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers|/vg/ League 21<br>Qualifiers A]]
 
| 2023, November 17th
| {{team away|tf2g}}
| align=center | 2 - 1
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|15||60}} <!-- Landing, CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves -->
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2023, November 18th
| {{team away|assg}}
| align=center | 1 - 0
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|45}} <!-- No assists | Mechanically MotM | 2 saves -->
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2023, November 19th
| {{team away|ink}}
| align=center | 3 - 2
| colspan="2"  | <small>Epically Engineered Autism {{goal|31}}, Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons {{goal|53}}, RARE CLANG {{goal|64}} <!-- Landing, CLANG, Mech assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves -->
| <small>WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21#Group J|Group J]]
 
| 2023, November 26th
| {{team away|vgt}}
| align=center | 2 - 5
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|14||32}} <!-- Thomas, CLANG assist | 1 save -->
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 2023, December 2nd
| {{team away|nikg}}
| align=center | 2 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>COMMON CLANG {{goal|17}}, Legendary on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|89}} <!-- Turrents, CLANG assist | 5 saves -->
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 2023, December 8th
| {{team away|gbpen}}
| align=center | 3 - 3
| <small>RARE CLANG {{goal|14, 36, 45+1}} <!-- Landing assist, Mechanically assist | 1 save | CLANG MotM -->
| <small>Common Engine {{yel|84}}
| <small>It was alright
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 22]]<br>[[/vg/ League 22#Group K|Group K]]
 
| 2024, June 9th
| {{team away|psg}}
| align=center | 3 - 2
| colspan="2"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|45+1}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|50||72}} <!-- Mech, Chaos, Thomas assist | Mechanically MotM | 4 saves -->
| <small>New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2024, June 15th
| {{team away|gbpen}}
| align=center | 0 - 3
| colspan="2"  | <small>uh oh <!-- 2 saves -->
| <small>New on the pitch: Satisfactory
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 2024, June 21st
| {{team away|lcg}}
| align=center | 1 - 1
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|88}} <!-- CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves -->
| <small>Curses, out on GD
| <small>Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="8"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23]]<br>[[/vg/ League 23#Group K|Group K]]
 
| 2024, December 1st
| {{team away|bag}}
| align=center | 5 - 4
| <small>CLANG {{goal|4||56||66}}, Thomasformer {{goal|11}}, Landing Gear... {{goal|63}} <!-- Landing, CLANG, Landing, Mech, Mech assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves -->
| <small>Boling Water {{yel|89}}
| <small>Good God what a match
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2024, December 7th
| {{team away|sthg}}
| align=center | 3 - 1
| colspan="2"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|16||90+3}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|23}} <!-- Thomas, Thomas, Landing assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves -->
| <small><strong>Clash of the Eggs
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2024, December 13th
| {{team away|wtg}}
| align=center | 1 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|40}} <!-- 3 saves -->
| align=center | A
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23#Survival Round|Survival Round]]
| 2024, December 20th
| {{team away|hanny}}
| align=center | 1 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|79}} <!-- 3 saves -->
| align=center | H
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> <!-- <small>??? {{goal|1}} {{yel|1}} --> <!--  assist |  MotM |  saves -->
| colspan="8"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|}
 
== Unofficial Matches ==
I don't really know why but our performance is significantly worse in friendlies.<br>If anything, you'd expect the opposite.<br>
 
=== Friendlies ===


{| class="wikitable" width=65%
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="3"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13 Friendlies|'13 Friendlies]]
| 2019, September 29th
| {{team away|dfg}} <strong>- The Lever Room Bowl
| align=center| 0 - 2
| colspan="3" |
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2019, October 4th
| {{team away|kspg}} <strong>- The Spacebowl</strong>
| align=center| 0 - 1
| colspan="3" | <small>huehuehu we stole jeb after this
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14 Friendlies|'14 Friendlies]]
| 2020, March 22
| {{team away|tf2g}} <strong>- The Engiebowl
| align=center| 1 - 2
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|66}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2020, March 27
| {{team away|digi}} <strong>- The Forsaken Auto Final
| align=center| 3 - 4
| <small>CLANG {{goal|15||21||86}}
| colspan="2" | <small>Mechanically. {{yel|74}}, Landing Gear. {{yel|82}}
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15 Friendlies|'15 Friendlies]]
| 2020, September 25th
| {{team away|r6g}} <strong>- The (Be)Siegebowl
| align=center| 1 - 2
| <small>CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}}
| colspan="2" | <small>KEEEEEEEEN {{yel|15}}
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16 Friendlies|'16 Friendlies]]
| 2021, March 27th
| {{team away|indie}} <strong>- The Early Access Bowl
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|61}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 2}}
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17 Friendlies|'17 Friendlies]]
| 2021, October 3rd
| {{team away|ssbg}} <strong>- Grudge Match: Vengeance For '14
| align=center| 3 - 2
| <small>Chaos Engine {{goal|34}}, CLANG {{goal|42}}, Mechanically. {{goal|68}}
| colspan="2" | <small>Landing Gear. {{yel|77}}
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19 Friendlies|'19 Friendlies]]
| 2022, September 16th
| {{team away|ss13g}} <strong>- The 2022 Cargonian War of Independence
| align=center| 3 - 0
| colspan="3" | <small>Landing Gear. {{goal|6}}, Mechanically. {{goal|21}}, Thomasformer {{goal|35}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2022, September 23rd
| {{team away|d2g}} <strong>- The Micromanagementbowl
| align=center| 1 - 2
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|71}}
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 Friendlies|X-2 Friendlies]]
| 2023, March 25th
| {{team away|akg}} <strong>- The Mobile City Bowl
| align=center| 2 - 4
| colspan="3" | <small>Landing Gear. {{goal|4}}, Mechanically. {{goal|45+0}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2023, March 26th
| {{team away|aceg}} <strong>- The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl
| align=center| 2 - 6
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|15}}, CLANG {{goal|69}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2023, April 2nd
| {{team away|mmg}} <strong>- The Stand (Man or Machine)
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="3" | <small>Note: this is hearsay because the recording's lost >:(</small>
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23 Friendlies|'23 Friendlies]]
| 2024, October 4th
| {{team away|hgg2d}} <strong>- Perverts vs Autists
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="2" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|84}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}}</small>
| <small>CLANG {{yel|42}}</small>
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="dddddd"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 24 Friendlies|'24 Friendlies]]
| 2025
| {{team away|pg}} <strong>- Grudge Match: Mark of the Beast
| align=center|  -
| colspan="3" | <small></small>
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} -->
|}
=== Tag Team Matches === <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Scorers
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="3"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
 
| This one's a template, ignore
| {{team away|egg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 8|/vg/ League 8]]
| align=center| 0-0 D
| -
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 2, 2017
| style="background:#ffcccc;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3|/vg/ RTTC 3]]<br>as {{team away|spess}}
| {{team away|pg}}
 
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]]
| 2024, August 23rd
| align=center| 0-1 L
| {{team away|sfmc}}
|<small>John Madden {{yel|76}}</small>
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|30}}, I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE {{goal|71}}</small>
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 3, 2017
| 2024, August 24th
| {{team away|agdg}}
| {{team away|aniplex}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]]
| align=center| 0 - 4
| align=center| 1-3 L
| colspan="2" | <small>good lord</small>
|<small>Smug Marek {{goal|22}}</small>
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|} <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} -->
 
== Music ==
Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.<br>
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Main Themes
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Goalhorns
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Chants
 
|-
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:10px" |
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain</p>
[[File:EggAnthem_(Hymn_to_Breaking_Strain).mp3]]<br><br>
Victory Anthem - E.G.G.M.A.N.
<br>[[File:EggVictory_(E.G.G.M.A.N.).mp3]]<br><br>
Clean Sheet Victory - Moonbase Alpha
<br>[[File:EggClean_(Moonbase_Alpha).mp3]]<br><br>
</strong>
 
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:10px" |
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid</p>
[[File:EggHorn_Default.mp3]]<br><br>
CLANG - Metal Machine Music
<br>[[File:EggHorn_CLANG.mp3]]<br><br>
Mechanically Engineered - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxZ2u8-WXg Create Machines]
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Mechanically.mp3]]<br><br>
Thomas - THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Thomas.mp3]]<br><br>
Jeb - Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Jeb.mp3]]<br><br>
aeiou & John Madden - Azumadden Daeiou
<br>[[File:EggHorn_aeiou.mp3]]<br><br>
<!-- Lemonhulk - Roll Northumbria
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Lemon.mp3]]<br><br> -->
Own Goal - Trust Me, I'm An Engineer!
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Own.mp3]]<br><br>
</strong>
 
| style="padding:10px 9px 9px 9px" |
 
{| style="border-spacing:0px"
|-
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:0px 10px 0px 0px" |  
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">The Announcement</p>
[[File:EggChant_ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3]]<br><br>
Shadow's dick
<br>[[File:EggChant_Shadow.mp3]]<br><br>
Another Chinese earthquake
<br>[[File:EggChant_Chinese.mp3]]<br><br>
CBT patriots
<br>[[File:EggChant_CBT.mp3]]<br><br>
Moon comrades
<br>[[File:EggChant_Moon_Comrades.mp3]]<br><br>
Gmod metal collisions
<br>[[File:EggChant_GMod.mp3]]<br><br>
MAKE PEEENIS INTO ROBOT
<br>[[File:EggChant_MAKE_PEEENIS.mp3]]<br><br>
Jonathon Coulton - The Future Soon
<br>[[File:EggChant_Future.mp3]]<br><br>
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
<br>[[File:EggChant_Trust.mp3]]
</strong>
 
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;border-left:solid;border-color:#a2a9b1;border-width:1px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px" |
<strong>Pentagon Wars
</strong><br>
<i>Adventures in bureaucracy</i>
<strong><br><br>
...fourteen.
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Fourteen.mp3]]<br><br>
Portholes.
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Portholes.mp3]]<br><br>
A scout?
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Scout.mp3]]<br><br>
What are "sheep specs"?!
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Sheep.mp3]]<br><br>
The Bradley
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Bradley.mp3]]
</strong>
|}
 
|}
 
==Player Autistics==
 
Stats as of <strong>[[/vg/ League 23|VGL 23]]</strong> survival round end
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Player
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Goals
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Assists
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | MotMs
|- bgcolor="edda74"
| CLANG
| 43||23||14
|- bgcolor="d5d5d5"
| Mechanically Engineered Autism
| 30 || bgcolor="d3a890" | 17 || 6
|-
| bgcolor="d3a890" | Thomasformer
| bgcolor="d3a890" | 12 || 12 || bgcolor="d3a890" | 1
|-
| Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
| 10 || bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 19 || 0
|-
| Chaos Engine
| 1 || 4 || 0
|-
| Turrents
| 1 || 2 || 0
|-
| Early Access Sandbox Game
| 1 || 0 || 0
|-
| The Chad Stormworks Player
| 0 || 1 || 0
|- style="color:#a1a1a1"
| Gas The Marek
| 1 || 1 || 0
|- style="color:#a1a1a1"
| KEEEEEEEEN
| 1 || 0 || 0
|- style="color:#a1a1a1"
| Nick "Unification" Smart
| 0 || 1 || 0
|}
<br>
 
===Saves===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Keeper
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Saves
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 4, 2017
| Eggman || 108
| {{team away|civ4xg}}
|-
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]]
| Early Access Sandbox Game || 2
| align=center| 1-0 W
|-
|<small>KEEEEEEEEN {{goal|73}}</small>
| Square-chan || 1
|- style="color:#a1a1a1"
| Nick "Unification" Smart || 3
|}
 
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs we definitely know what we're doing.]
<br><br>
 
===Records===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Player
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Date
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Match
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Record
|-
| bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons'''
| 2020 June 7th || '''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]''' {{team away|mcg}}
| '''Latest goal in a regulation length match''', scoring at '''{{tt|90+8'|97:18}}''' (beating the previous record by one second!)
|-
| bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''CLANG'''
| 2021 June 4th || '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]''' {{team away|gbfg}}
| The '''first official VGL 9.0 player rating'''! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼'''
|}
<br>
 
===Team Awards===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | League
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Award
|-
| '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 17]]''' || style="background:#ccffcc" | '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain]'''
|}
<br>
 
===Physicians===
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Player
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Date
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Match
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Retard moment
|-
| bgcolor="ffcccc"| '''aeiou''' || 2019 December 21st
| '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}}
| <strong>/egg/'s first own goal</strong>. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son.
|}
|}


== Special Goalhorns ==
==Exports==
 
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing<br><br>
<strong>------------------------> RTTC 3 EXPORT [https://mega.nz/file/5lgwkaKB#YA9VZypNdED1Q_HhPgnv8KdlKixvkYXR8sNuSTb67Co HERE]</strong><br>
 
{| class="wikitable"
 
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| League
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Main
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Friendly
 
|-
!style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"|
'''[[/vg/ League 23|VGL 23]]'''<br>(PES 17)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
--
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/ZogCHR4B#xs_kxeiUEgPG6C7rtUr9VSLh_gc3lJyhVE9Loj1oW_c Aesthetic,]<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/N9oXTLrA#6rsKFZkD7QPcE6B6opAJAevPSzDH2E9aanJigyzYEag Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/xhhE1A4a#XuS9YA3cIoJBPFVvwS-eaRTbieTB9niF9qVRpsj1jFg Tactic]
 
|-
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"|
'''[[/vg/ League 22|VGL 22]]'''<br>(PES 19)
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[https://mega.nz/file/ZhpxQDID#3y-48knJhYdqLwB8Li8fFK4sMyfvJ1pLZpC9BQHdKRM Aesthetic,]<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/9hQWUBAC#6rsKFZkD7QPcE6B6opAJAevPSzDH2E9aanJigyzYEag Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/c0YxDIBS#Jlt-a50I42z6D2EwLzItLxkS554MfrTseSK0K5yMvlI Tactic]
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'''[[/vg/ League 21|VGL 21]]'''<br>(PES 19)
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[https://mega.nz/file/51I1jbCI#tOXq1qdAIbACyKBWJBdIlSU9PrYT3Ck67GtBvn4aWeo Aesthetic,]<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/xpxzQaSC#ohS8AtoC9-QHbfozLl-rT45KcWwPSrIqs3Lx_OUDYrw Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/4kIFXSSD#u0645N76M8G_rVTl-GnKG8ab6WKN2KENt3rwm023yiY Tactic]
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'''[[/vg/ League X-2|VGL X-2]]'''<br>(PES 19)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/85oiAC6b#vsQx6dQk-F1fynqskHMKg0p-18_owlRvjtCzF8DCRzU Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/U1gzWYJZ#FdXlgsdm7WwxSmNPEhp822fzn2esE-NEnfV4Sjnjcx4 Music], [https://mega.nz/file/R9p0mDQL#QSmoVigY7eAODBRdszbNX72mMqMMCbXPmF3bkJCTosI Tactic]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/85gkxLAb#gzlUOeMSf8SdIP7GTGsAD5S5mpPivNp9n7GbGZwljiE Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/FhBjlZ6B#FdXlgsdm7WwxSmNPEhp822fzn2esE-NEnfV4Sjnjcx4 Music], [https://mega.nz/file/4pJmEAQb#uHZDXfj8rYa4TxPKYw2AdzevqIAe5Z0OIOTbkaJYEjA Tactic]
 
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'''[[/vg/ League 19|VGL 19]]'''<br>(PES 21)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/ZkBAHIJR#DrxVVK2Upu8CSqVjK6tTpYXMgwsR02TD2mUqdWZru1Y Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/Uk4FxCwK#JIbIZ7E1cyfOE34KgZMHFsBCwC6Akr06CoXFgc7YAiI Music], [https://mega.nz/file/oVYnBRwJ#P-3nCc4u9kzZ1jA6ceaKibWoMNiB5LJrZW7wESlfIMM Auto]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/ppQCiQyL#472xj1CyDj3INtzbGmJyQ79lKXg627jcEbOADCx1Vwk Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/ooIhGboT#tFOAh4Y6jOlddVQ1ecUi9jcUThMqKlAknHwMbDXgy7w Music], Auto
 
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'''[[/vg/ League 18|VGL 18]]'''<br>(PES 21)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/ppQCiQyL#472xj1CyDj3INtzbGmJyQ79lKXg627jcEbOADCx1Vwk Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/ooIhGboT#tFOAh4Y6jOlddVQ1ecUi9jcUThMqKlAknHwMbDXgy7w Music], Auto
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'''[[/vg/ League 17|VGL 17]]'''<br>(PES 19)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/l9gDhKxK#ZmX0uoQjjrtyyjVAdgEaK-ZQqo-zl7-AeDOQGSWstzg Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/Y9hAxYqS#nwfnq6A5vtkft-3zolPaSl0sNnboXtoL-HPX9HpmvLU Music], [https://drive.google.com/file/d/115DFqkSGjJ9gi49q4Yxz0c2evPtliM20/view?usp=sharing Auto]
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[https://mega.nz/file/ckYhFQaL#hrgG72VVUq6YEzhKQOQtAcp8gXQ8bcLJtVPFY8FNfGg Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/x1YRgIha#QabuT11CnQGneucNNj5tIcGVVD4-EDN9kQVjqvngSjE Music], [https://mega.nz/file/VVJH2IQY#q_uNioON1W6mpIJedI1uEewJpksWsQjo52jzAs9J-oE Auto]
 
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'''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]'''<br>(PES 21)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/F04wELwC#EVorAKxMInD2IKc8CZl7W_qLXhTZ8WZDxK6oVnYw6-I Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/M9gyyQwI#sbJps5F3I6p_LFaZi7VDGup39vRZgOCWqPuX1_4rwGg Music], [https://mega.nz/file/VVJH2IQY#q_uNioON1W6mpIJedI1uEewJpksWsQjo52jzAs9J-oE Auto]
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'''[[/vg/ League 15|VGL 15]]'''<br>(PES 21)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/NhZTyAbS#oTuKgJLm7rJIafW85c9pDoePgqZ_jL3RtPCbYJEPbic Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/0sYV0CYD#MQLQ1ym7NyL_doDSEkhBdgp8JJdTQPjyLB2s-jP4h_I Music], [https://mega.nz/file/MMpmiYAB#RJqnvQY3IqD-XZPYPy5Z5tF4tnk14jk6CUnTWIg0x8c Auto]
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[https://mega.nz/file/soxDBS7A#h4qO5ooCNZfzV2oUpcHljktXmxEHb2AOZPC3kIR67xA Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/h9QziIra#9gm0hT1QuTjwSKKq7tb4uE5SpHuudxmX2gSdjDsmAa8 Music], Auto


Eggman somehow scores: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w&feature=youtu.be Paul Shortino - E.G.G.M.A.N.]
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'''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]'''<br>(PES 16)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/Q1B2nIJK#kyIp9mYneonZuvrU-QiGVzLd__omfRMdNPSD3AVI-ag Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/h4BjWQzT#ILE2zJ_MiReOFZ2Iq1CYZ1bOWECSp5B5NnO_7bwAiKc Music], [https://files.catbox.moe/vpn3b4 Auto]
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Aes. lost lmao,<br>
[https://mega.nz/#!hgw1UACT!361Snd09u3TqjFAgMSEUtHg9rXdpH-TqVeO1qVoexXM Music], Auto


CLANG scores: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I5OtlKjzJo&feature=youtu.be Lou Reed - Metal Machine Music]
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'''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]'''<br>(PES 16)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/#!gsASFAAQ!xpVFdDz_Oc0O1cnpJW-8ViaBYHz9rRtKh5z6xC7ufew Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Qt1qx-9hU5F9-5Qx-Y01b3FYjzX-IJJL Prof.],<br>
[https://mega.nz/#!hgw1UACT!361Snd09u3TqjFAgMSEUtHg9rXdpH-TqVeO1qVoexXM Music], [https://mega.nz/#!gZ4RVA6R!9ZF2tbA1inTkluItPnrXtD4iG03bszQU2sB2oFl1bbM Auto]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/#!gsASFAAQ!xpVFdDz_Oc0O1cnpJW-8ViaBYHz9rRtKh5z6xC7ufew Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Qt1qx-9hU5F9-5Qx-Y01b3FYjzX-IJJL Prof.],<br>
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uEgvw-ltrO8FSdtqpVZ-VG094EbbU5PL Music], Auto


Thomasformer: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B87qJlZS_8pNNnZobkhoYjlIQTQ/view THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE (Goog Drive, download first to make sure it plays)]
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'''[[/vg/ League 12|VGL 12]]'''<br>(PES 16)
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[https://mega.nz/#!QhomkYDY!wCB5sg16w--ZmDzCcgklKBsYAxfR2NIte7jv9ApHZRM Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1judPMnmd-BvnX98DBdRVNveyFghuJ0g6 Prof.],<br>
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uEgvw-ltrO8FSdtqpVZ-VG094EbbU5PL Music], Auto
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[[Category:/vg/ League teams]]
[[Category:/vg/ League teams]]


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Latest revision as of 18:03, 15 January 2025

/egg/
Praise CLANG!
Egg logo.png
/egg/ - Engineering Games General
Founded May 5th, 2017
Manager Kovarex
Owner Wube Software Ltd.
IRL manager PossumT !!jPvacTJAMhh
Team colors
Chat color C11200
Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!
Ranking 34 (increase 9)
Highest rank 10th (June 13th, 2021)
Lowest rank 51st (December 18th, 2022)
Top scorer CLANG (43)
Top assister CLANG (23)
Captain Eggman
Website /egg/ - Engineering Games General
Nickname Formerly /svgg/
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
20 8 21 49 40.82%
GF GA GD
100 104 -4
Biggest win
/egg/ Egg icon.png 5–0 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
June 4th, 2021
(prev. 5-0 Feg icon.png /feg/, 2019/06/05)
Biggest defeat
/egg/ Egg icon.png 1–7 @ icon.png /@/
December 9th, 2022
First match
/egg/ Egg icon.png 0–1 Pg icon.png /pg/
June 2nd, 2017
/vg/ League
Appearances 13 (First in /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers)
Best result 7th, /vg/ League 12, /vg/ League 14
Team music
Anthem Hymn to Breaking Strain
Victory Anthem E.G.G.M.A.N.

Goal horn Dinosauroid
Kits


We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing over what the hell 'engineering' means in this context.

Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?

History

In The Beginning...

When first formed in VGL 8, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other models and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.

VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse

The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in VGL 13 after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in VGL 15. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...

VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers

VGL 16's /akg/ match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. VGL 17 continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against /drg/. VGL 18 finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.

VGL 19 to 22 - The Possum Heresy

VGL 19's horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.
It was time... to make our own tactics.

In the VGL X-2 Qualifiers, the managing began. Poorly. The game against /bag/ failed miserably, then got even worse against /uma/. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that /wtg/ suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.
Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.

VGL 21 started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against /vgt/, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.

VGL 22 was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against /gbpen/ meant that our /psg/ victory and valiant effort against /lcg/ still lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.

VGL 23 onwards - Return to Form

Blasting our way into VGL 23 with quite possibly an early contender for best match of the tournament, /bag/ fell after an insane exchange of goals leaving us winning 5-4. Reverting to old models due to the manager waiting too long to work on them (again) a problem with the cloning process didn't seem to hold the boys back in the slightest. The Clash of the Eggs against /sthg/ ended in victory... locking group K in for us and /wtg/ (whom we promptly lost to).
Finally, /egg/ left groups, after 5 leagues of waiting.
Then we lost to /hanny/. Admittedly it was a very tense match though, with the highly intriguing pastebin tactics of "Go +2 and stay +2" almost working out for us.

Info

REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.

We management now.
- Possum

POI as of VGL 22 here
Match recordings here

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Eggman Captain
2
  CB
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
3
  CB
Boiling Water
4
  CB
aeiou
5
  DMF
The Chad Stormworks Player
6
  CMF
>Physician
19
  LMF
Chaos Engine
20
  AMF
Thomasformer
22
  RMF
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
21
  SS
Mechanically Engineered Autism
23
  CF
CLANG Vice-captain
No. Position Player
7
  GK
Square-chan
8
  LB
>Structural Integrity
9
  CB
Icarus
10
  CB
Jebediah Kerman
11
  CB
SPIDERTRON
12
  RB
FAILURE
13
  DMF
BLUE, HURT
14
  DMF
Satisfactory
15
  CMF
Godforsaken Astronaut
16
  CMF
Anataeus Vaya
17
  LMF
Turrents
18
  RMF
DAKKA

Meet The Starters

The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.


Eggman
Sonic The Hedgehog franchise

Mechanically Engineered Autism
Most /egg/s

CLANG
H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇

Chaos Engine
Besiege

Thomasformer
Machinecraft

Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons
Space Engineers

The Chad Stormworks Player
Stormworks

>Physician
Robocraft

Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman
Kerbal Space Program

SPIDERTRON
Factorio

FAILURE
Infinifactory

#1 (Captain) #21 #23 #19 #20 #22 #5 #6 #10 #11 #12

EggMan.png

EggAuts.gif

EggCLANG.gif

EggChaos.gif

EggThom.gif

EggLand.png

EggChad.png

EggDumb.png

EggJeb.png

EggSpidertron.gif

EggDead.png

Flag bearer for every misunderstood mechanically-brained maniac out there.

He has an announcement to make.

"All in all, it works pretty good if I don't touch anything. Literally. If I get too close to the cars I cause the whole thing to jam."

- Anon, creator of BadBagel's Centrifuge

You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal.
As the sound creeps closer, you cry, for you know what will come.
All you can do is pray that he does not take you.

Yep, it's a flaming ball attached to some sawblades.
A highly unsafe device born during the height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, this baby can produce enough torque to tear apart any contraption.

All the way from the Isle of Sodor, the brainchild of a madman and a bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR

Shaking hands with danger to achieve strange goals during the construction of mining vehicles. Combinations of moving parts that are questionably safe at best and deadly at worst.

Look at this man. He will make a plane with the same mass as an Ikea wardrobe that takes off in seconds.
How does the engine work? Why does it work? He doesn't know.
He doesn't care.

"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician, I just want to fucking play lego robots.
Fuck off with your boring school crap."


- Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014

The Madman of Kerbin himself.
On indefinite loan from /kspg/ while they suffer ego death, this guy has no sense of fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most KSP players he's dead by their third mission.

God damn look at those legs

The remains of some poor schmuck who was unwittingly placed in a position they were clearly not qualified for.


Meet The Benchwarmers

Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.


EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
Steam Early Access

Icarus
Dyson Sphere Program

aeiou?
aeiou!

Square-chan (formerly Robokek)
Robocraft

>Structural Integrity
Highly subjective

Boiling Water
Everything

BLUE, HURT
An insane Finnish man

Satisfactory
Satisfactory

Godforsaken Astronaut
Randy Regier

Anataeus Vaya
Opus Magnum

Turrents
Factorio

DAKKA
WAAAGH

#2 #3 #4 #7 #8 #9 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #Ayteen

EggSand.png

EggIcarus.png

Eggaeiou.png

EggSqua.gif

EggStruct.png

EggBoil.png

EggBlue.png

EggSatis.png

EggGodf.png

EggVaya.png

EggTurr.gif

EggDAKKA.png

Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics. The blocks, the items and the player models. The multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child.
...content? What the fuck is 'content'?

Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this mech WILL steal your sun's energy output and there's nothing those stupid robots can do about it

Football!

The poster girl for meta-shitpost shipbuilding, renamed for herself rather than the long-dead game she represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous child before Thomasformer (yes, the madman made both).

We appreciate the sentiment, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency.

Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, when we get around to it.
If it generates heat, we WILL use it to boil water.

It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain.
Invented by a Finn, obviously.

Not optimised enough for megabases, but enough to ruin the landscape with industrial monstrosities.
It's alright/10.

A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the void of space.

The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work.

The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep the ammo topped up!
Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking.

Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot.


Graveyard

The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.


Marek Rosa
Keen Code House

John Madden
John Madden Football

RIP SERB
Space Engineers

SHINY AND CHROME
WITNESS MEEEE

M1 Bradley
Pentagon Wars

Lemonhulk
Space Engineers

KEEEEEEEEN
Keen Code House

BLANEDS
Space Engineers

EggMarek.png

Bumbling idiot, or genius exit scammer?

EggJohn.png

Having two Moonbase Alpha reps was a bit silly.

EggSerb.png

Server's down.
Again.

EggShiny.png

The warcry of those who wish to be WITNESSED

EggBrad.png

"It's... it's a troop carrier, General"

EggHulk.png

"Space hulk". A vast, asymmetrical spaceship...

EggKeen.png

Shitass company.
Shitass game.

EggBlan.gif

Shitass mechanic.
Dead meme.


Gallery

Full page here (in early access) - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.

Match History

All (recorded) matches can be seen here.

Official Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Autistics
/vg/ League 8
Qualifiers B
2017, June 2nd Pg icon.png /pg/ 0 - 1 John Madden Booked 76' A
2017, June 3rd Agdg icon.png /agdg/ 1 - 3 Smug Marek Goal 22' A
2017, June 4th Civ4xg icon.png /civ4xg/ 1 - 0 KEEEEEEEEN Goal 73' H
/vg/ League 12
Group I
2019, June 9th Agdg icon.png /agdg/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 78' A
2019, June 15th Feg icon.png /feg/ 5 - 0 Thomasformer Goal 15'56', Early Access Sandbox Game Goal 42', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 59', CLANG Goal 70' A
2019, June 21st Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/ 2 - 0 CLANG Goal 75', Chaos Engine Goal 84' H
Round of 16 2019, June 29th Gfg icon.png /gfg/ 4 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 20', CLANG Goal 45+2' (pen.)50'75' (the first of many hat tricks) A
Quarterfinals 2019, June 30th Dbg icon.png /dbg/ 0 - 1 >Physician Booked 36' A
/vg/ League 13
Group B
2019, November 22nd Drg icon.png /drg/ 2 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 19', CLANG Goal 52' H
2019, December 1st Vrg icon.png /vrg/ 3 - 4 Mechanically... Goal 11', CLANG Goal 27', Thomasformer Goal 72' FUCKING AEIOU Scored 81' H
2019, December 7th Alg icon.png /alg/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 89' A
/vg/ League 14
Group K
2020, June 7th Mcg icon.png /mcg/ 4 - 2 CLANG Goal 4'24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 38'90+8' H
2020, June 13th Nepgen icon.png /nepgen/ 4 - 1 CLANG Goal 6'53'55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 15' A
2020, June 19th Mggg icon.png /mggg/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 25'90+1' H
Round of 16 2020, June 27th D2g icon.png /d2g/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 76' Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG Scored, Thomas... Scored, Mechanically... Scored, Landing... Scored H
Quarterfinals 2020, June 28th Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ 1 - 3 CLANG Goal 35' A
/vg/ League 15
Group E
2020, November 21st Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ 1 - 4 Thomasformer Goal 26' ...we just couldn't Alice. H
2020, November 27th 2hug icon.png /2hug/ 5 - 2 CLANG Goal 16', Landing Gear... Goal 31', Thomasformer Goal 43'86', Mechanically... Goal 74' A
2020, December 6th Drag icon.png /drag/ 2 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 26', CLANG Goal 36' H
/vg/ League 16
Group L
2021, May 23rd Eftg icon.png /eftg/ 4 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 21'35'56', CLANG Goal 75' H
2021, May 29th Fg icon.png /fg/ 1 - 0 CLANG Goal 7' A
2021, June 4th Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ 5 - 0 CLANG Goal 24'45+2'90+0', Mechanically... Goal 65'84' CLANG with the 9.0! First ever in the VGL! H
Round of 16 2021, June 12th Akg icon.png /akg/ 3 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 59', CLANG Goal 85'90+3' Early Access... Booked 78' Penalties: 0 - 2 (FOUR MISSES) H
/vg/ League 17
Group D
2021, November 26th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 4 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 7', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 70'80', Turrents Goal 90+1' H
2021, December 5th Dng icon.png /dng/ 1 - 5 CLANG Goal 69' >Physician Booked 45+0' H
2021, December 11th Utg icon.png /utg/ 4 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 10', CLANG Goal 37'86', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 55' A
Survival Round 2021, December 17th Drg icon.png /drg/ 1 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 43' H
/vg/ League 18
Group D
2022, June 17th Ggg icon.png /ggg/ 1 - 1 CLANG Goal 59' Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss H
2022, June 26th Vn icon.png /vn/ 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 39' A
2022, July 2nd Twg icon.png /twg/ 0 - 2 6 damn saves from Eggman, with nothing to back them up H
/vg/ League 19
Group L
2022, November 27th Indie icon.png /indie/ 0 - 1 Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself A
2022, December 3rd きらら icon.png /きらら/ 2 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 26', CLANG Goal 56' A
2022, December 9th @ icon.png /@/ 1 - 7 CLANG Goal 9' The Chad... Booked 33' thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟ H
/vg/ League X-2
Qualifiers B
2023, June 2nd Bag icon.png /bag/ 1 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 45 + 0' Landing Gear... Booked 21' The tictacs begin... poorly H
2023, June 3rd Uma icon.png /uma/ 0 - 5 Well that soiled it A
2023, June 4th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 3 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 48'68'74' (and an 8.5!) >Physician Booked 53' Timely PES knowledge from anon saved us H
/vg/ League 21
Qualifiers A
2023, November 17th Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ 2 - 1 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 15'60' H
2023, November 18th Assg icon.png /assg/ 1 - 0 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 45' A
2023, November 19th Ink icon.png /ink/ 3 - 2 Epically Engineered Autism Goal 31', Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons Goal 53', RARE CLANG Goal 64' WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY H
Group J 2023, November 26th Vgt icon.png /vgt/ 2 - 5 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 14'32' A
2023, December 2nd Nikg icon.png /nikg/ 2 - 2 COMMON CLANG Goal 17', Legendary on Rotors on Pistons Goal 89' A
2023, December 8th Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ 3 - 3 RARE CLANG Goal 14, 36, 45+1' Common Engine Booked 84' It was alright H
/vg/ League 22
Group K
2024, June 9th Psg icon.png /psg/ 3 - 2 CLANG Goal 45+1', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 50'72' New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water A
2024, June 15th Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ 0 - 3 uh oh New on the pitch: Satisfactory A
2024, June 21st Lcg icon.png /lcg/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 88' Curses, out on GD Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie H
/vg/ League 23
Group K
2024, December 1st Bag icon.png /bag/ 5 - 4 CLANG Goal 4'56'66', Thomasformer Goal 11', Landing Gear... Goal 63' Boling Water Booked 89' Good God what a match A
2024, December 7th Sthg icon.png /sthg/ 3 - 1 CLANG Goal 16'90+3', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 23' Clash of the Eggs H
2024, December 13th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 1 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 40' A
Survival Round 2024, December 20th Hanny icon.png /hanny/ 1 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 79' H

Unofficial Matches

I don't really know why but our performance is significantly worse in friendlies.
If anything, you'd expect the opposite.

Friendlies

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
'13 Friendlies 2019, September 29th Dfg icon.png /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl 0 - 2
2019, October 4th Kspg icon.png /kspg/ - The Spacebowl 0 - 1 huehuehu we stole jeb after this
'14 Friendlies 2020, March 22 Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ - The Engiebowl 1 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 66'
2020, March 27 Digi icon.png /digi/ - The Forsaken Auto Final 3 - 4 CLANG Goal 15'21'86' Mechanically. Booked 74', Landing Gear. Booked 82'
'15 Friendlies 2020, September 25th R6g icon.png /r6g/ - The (Be)Siegebowl 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 90 + 1' KEEEEEEEEN Booked 15'
'16 Friendlies 2021, March 27th Indie icon.png /indie/ - The Early Access Bowl 2 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 61', CLANG Goal 90 + 2'
'17 Friendlies 2021, October 3rd Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ - Grudge Match: Vengeance For '14 3 - 2 Chaos Engine Goal 34', CLANG Goal 42', Mechanically. Goal 68' Landing Gear. Booked 77'
'19 Friendlies 2022, September 16th Ss13g icon.png /ss13g/ - The 2022 Cargonian War of Independence 3 - 0 Landing Gear. Goal 6', Mechanically. Goal 21', Thomasformer Goal 35'
2022, September 23rd D2g icon.png /d2g/ - The Micromanagementbowl 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 71'
X-2 Friendlies 2023, March 25th Akg icon.png /akg/ - The Mobile City Bowl 2 - 4 Landing Gear. Goal 4', Mechanically. Goal 45+0'
2023, March 26th Aceg icon.png /aceg/ - The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl 2 - 6 Mechanically. Goal 15', CLANG Goal 69'
2023, April 2nd Mmg icon.png /mmg/ - The Stand (Man or Machine) 2 - 3 Note: this is hearsay because the recording's lost >:(
'23 Friendlies 2024, October 4th Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ - Perverts vs Autists 2 - 3 Mechanically. Goal 84', CLANG Goal 90 + 1' CLANG Booked 42'
'24 Friendlies 2025 Pg icon.png /pg/ - Grudge Match: Mark of the Beast -

Tag Team Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
/vg/ RTTC 3
as Spess icon.png /spess/
2024, August 23rd Sfmc icon.png /sfmc/ 2 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 30', I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE Goal 71'
2024, August 24th Aniplex icon.png /aniplex/ 0 - 4 good lord

Music

Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.

Main Themes Goalhorns Chants

Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain

File:EggAnthem (Hymn to Breaking Strain).mp3

Victory Anthem - E.G.G.M.A.N.
File:EggVictory (E.G.G.M.A.N.).mp3

Clean Sheet Victory - Moonbase Alpha
File:EggClean (Moonbase Alpha).mp3

Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid

File:EggHorn Default.mp3

CLANG - Metal Machine Music
File:EggHorn CLANG.mp3

Mechanically Engineered - Create Machines
File:EggHorn Mechanically.mp3

Thomas - THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE
File:EggHorn Thomas.mp3

Jeb - Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut
File:EggHorn Jeb.mp3

aeiou & John Madden - Azumadden Daeiou
File:EggHorn aeiou.mp3

Own Goal - Trust Me, I'm An Engineer!
File:EggHorn Own.mp3

The Announcement

File:EggChant ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3

Shadow's dick
File:EggChant Shadow.mp3

Another Chinese earthquake
File:EggChant Chinese.mp3

CBT patriots
File:EggChant CBT.mp3

Moon comrades
File:EggChant Moon Comrades.mp3

Gmod metal collisions
File:EggChant GMod.mp3

MAKE PEEENIS INTO ROBOT
File:EggChant MAKE PEEENIS.mp3

Jonathon Coulton - The Future Soon
File:EggChant Future.mp3

Trust me, I'm an engineer!
File:EggChant Trust.mp3

Pentagon Wars
Adventures in bureaucracy

...fourteen.
File:EggChant Pent Fourteen.mp3

Portholes.
File:EggChant Pent Portholes.mp3

A scout?
File:EggChant Pent Scout.mp3

What are "sheep specs"?!
File:EggChant Pent Sheep.mp3

The Bradley
File:EggChant Pent Bradley.mp3

Player Autistics

Stats as of VGL 23 survival round end

Player Goals Assists MotMs
CLANG 43 23 14
Mechanically Engineered Autism 30 17 6
Thomasformer 12 12 1
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 10 19 0
Chaos Engine 1 4 0
Turrents 1 2 0
Early Access Sandbox Game 1 0 0
The Chad Stormworks Player 0 1 0
Gas The Marek 1 1 0
KEEEEEEEEN 1 0 0
Nick "Unification" Smart 0 1 0


Saves

Keeper Saves
Eggman 108
Early Access Sandbox Game 2
Square-chan 1
Nick "Unification" Smart 3

Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.

Records

Player Date Match Record
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 2020 June 7th VGL 14 Mcg icon.png /mcg/ Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!)
CLANG 2021 June 4th VGL 16 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ The first official VGL 9.0 player rating! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼


Team Awards

League Award
VGL 17 Best Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain


Physicians

Player Date Match Retard moment
aeiou 2019 December 21st VGL 13 Vrg icon.png /vrg/ /egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son.

Exports

If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing

------------------------> RTTC 3 EXPORT HERE

League Main Friendly

VGL 23
(PES 17)

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Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

VGL 22
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

--

VGL 21
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

--

VGL X-2
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

VGL 19
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 18
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

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VGL 17
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 16
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

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VGL 15
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 14
(PES 16)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aes. lost lmao,
Music, Auto

VGL 13
(PES 16)

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

VGL 12
(PES 16)

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

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