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{{#ev:youtube|www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXsXzIyeCmk|960|}}
{{VGLBoardInfobox
{{VGLBoardInfobox
|team=akg
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|name=Arknights General
|name=Arknights General
|date= 1 May 2020
|date= 1 May 2020
|manager= {{Anonymous|BigOlBrainlet|!!FdkNaxmlSdM}}
|manager= Dokutah
|owner=
|owner= Hypergryph
|irl=
|irl= {{Anonymous|BigOlBrainlet|!!FdkNaxmlSdM}}
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{{Anonymous|Reso|!!q9PyzmIBtiU}}<br>
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{{Anonymous|OS|}}
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|low_ranking=
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|low_date=
|high_date=11 July 2022
|scorer=
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|goals=
|low_date=29 June 2020
|assister=
|scorer= Donkey
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|goals= 36
|w= 0
|assister= Donkey
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|win_away=
|ga= 89
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|win_home= akg
|win_score_away=
|win_away= きらら
|win_date=
|win_score_home= 6
|lose_home=
|win_score_away= 1
|lose_away=  
|win_date= June 17, 2022
|lose_score_home=
|lose_home= indie
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|lose_away= akg
|lose_date=
|lose_score_home= 7
|first_home=
|lose_score_away= 2
|first_away=
|lose_date= December 12, 2021
|first_score_home=
|first_home= pmmm
|first_score_away=
|first_away= akg
|first_date=
|first_score_home= 5
|captain=
|first_score_away= 2
|hex=414851
|first_date= June 7, 2020
|color=
|captain= ZERO SANITY
|vgl_appearances=
|hex=171727
|first_vgl_appearance=
|color=Babel Black
|best_vgl_result=
|vgl_appearances= 9
|best_vgl_cup=
|first_vgl_appearance= [[:/vg/ League 14]]
|anthem=  
|best_vgl_result= '''<span style="color: #DAA520; font-size: 100%">1st</span>'''
|a_title=  
|best_vgl_cup= [[:/vg/ League 18]]
|horn=  
 
|gh_title=  
|anthem=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oani83v4S_g
|nickname=ZERO SANITY
|a_title= Broken Sun
 
|altanthem1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5q1_S6lI-0
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_title= Misty Memory (Night)
 
|altanthem2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhkgm3pgy4o
|altanthem2_what= ZERO SANITY MVP Anthem
|altanthem2_title= Doctor. [218 Operator]
 
|horn=www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3yno4-gcNs
|gh_title= You Can Be Good Enough! Terra Investment Master Class
 
|althorn1=www.bilibili.com/video/BV17E411X7a9/?spm_id_from=333.788.videocard.0&t=54
|altgh1_title= Doctor Dancing
|altgh1_what= ZERO SANITY's Goal horn
 
|althorn2=www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOnB_CRG9Y
|altgh2_title= BURN ME TO THE GROUND
|altgh2_what= ZERO SANITY's Brace horn
 
|althorn3=files.catbox.moe/m8kayx.mp3
|altgh3_title= AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.
|altgh3_what= ZERO SANITY's Hat trick horn
 
|althorn4=www.bilibili.com/video/BV1L4411a79Y?from=search&seid=11693910994805211758
|altgh4_title= Video of Amiya Only Calling the Doctor
|altgh4_what= Donkey's Goal horn
 
|althorn5=www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT3gOfHtZpc
|altgh5_title= Civilight Eterna
|altgh5_what= Donkey's Brace horn
 
|althorn6=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq6IuZIJhuI
|altgh6_title= Monster
|altgh6_what= Donkey's Hat trick horn
 
|althorn7=www.youtube.com/watch?v=E44IRAYFadw
|altgh7_title= Wlfmster
|altgh7_what= Lapipi's Goal horn
 
|nickname=Guardknights, Loginknights
}}
}}


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==Roster==
==Roster==


{{sq start}}
{{sq start|bg=#171727|fg=#3BADED}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=GK|name=[[File:BLOCK CERO.png|25px]] {{tt|BLOCK CERO|Always remember!}}}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq start player |no=925|pos=CB|name=[[File:WageGOD.png|25px]] {{tt|WageGOD|mfw I use all 3 months of vacation earned from 10 years of working to win the /vg/ league}}}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Skadoo.png|25px]] {{tt|Skadoo|True Skadoo Slash (forma de rojo)!}}}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq start player |no=17  |pos=CB|name=[[File:The Tyrant.png|25px]] {{tt|The Tyrant|You will never leave.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=DMF|name= [[File:Los Montis.png|25px]] {{tt|Nyo Byuffs|Nyo flyinger byuffs fyor nyou.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:C E O B E.png|25px]] {{tt|C E O B E|That spells Ceobe!}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=7 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=AMF|name=[[File:LappGOD.png|25px]] {{tt|LappGOD|LAPPGODS RUN THIS SHIT}}}}
{{sq bronze player |no=8  |pos=|name= }}
{{sq silver player |no=51 |pos=AMF|name=[[File:Operation Barrenwomb.png|25px]] {{tt|Cutest Daughter|Kelsey is /akg/'s canon daughter!}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq silver player |no=12  |pos=AMF|name=[[File:Chinky Doragons.png|25px]] {{tt|Chinky Doragons|You will be rolling for your yearly chinky doragon, right?}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq gold player |no=23 |pos=SS|name=[[File:Donkey.png|25px]] {{tt|Donkey|Dumb donkey daughter.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=CF|name=[[File:ZERO SANITY.png|25px]] {{tt|ZERO SANITY|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA}}}} {{Captain}}


{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid|bg=#171727|fg=#3BADED}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:Platato.png|25px]] {{tt|Platato|Go forth and rape, little Tina. Recently exonerated of child murder.}}}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq player |no=15  |pos=DMF|name=[[File:Wakata.png|25px]] {{tt|Wakata|New run?}}}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:WA CHING WA CHING.png|25px]] {{tt|The Best|He's the best. Just the best.}}}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq player |no=112 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:AFJ.png|25px]] {{tt|A FUCKING JERBOA|Look at this thing! How can it move?! How can it determine 1+1 is me and you?!}}}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=|name= }}  
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:Belongs to Ursus.png|25px]] {{tt|This Roster Belongs to Ursus|All I touch becomes part of the Empire!}}}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq player |no=22  |pos=DMF|name=[[File:Evil Woman.png|25px]] {{tt|Evil Woman|I can fix her. She doesn't need fixing. Will we fall for every evil woman?}}}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq player |no=106 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:Endpipi.png|25px]] {{tt|Out of Control|Kin or otherwise}}}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=|name= }}  
{{sq player |no=2|pos=DMF|name=[[File:Asky Wasky.png|25px]] {{tt|Asky Wasky|I'M A SHADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW}}}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq player |no=65 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:Ulpipianus.png|25px]] {{tt|Land Dwellers|Class confirmed. Resume disdain for land.}}}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq player |no=4|pos=CB|name=[[File:Mooseless.png|25px]] {{tt|Mooseless|I'm sorry for being mooseless...}}}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq player |no=661 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Pink Dog.png|25px]] {{tt|Pink Dog|Come on bros she's a cat please stop calling her a dog. Look at her tail. Hasn't she been through enough? Oh look now she's crying.}}}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=|name= }}
{{sq player |no=420 |pos=CB|name=[[File:BLEMISHED.png|25px]] {{tt|BLEMISHED|Blemikvso...}}}}
{{sq end}}


[[:/akg/_Roster|For doctors who used a guide for 0-1 (WIP)]]
===Resting in Dorms===
{{sq start|bg=#171727|fg=#3BADED}}
{{sq player |no=1 |pos=CB|name=[[File:I Never Asked For This.png|25px]] {{tt|I Never Asked For This|Ace..... ;_;7}}}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Whats His Name Again.png|25px]] {{tt|What's His Name Again?|Large Larry. Ample Adam. Great Gary. Solid Sam. Titantic Tom. Rotund Randy. Enormous Earl. Jumbo Jim. Fat Frank. Male Tourist B.}}}}
{{sq player |no=69 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Retardbro.png|25px]] {{tt|Retardbro...|ngmi *cough cough* go on without me bros...}}}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Stop Sending Clue 7.png|25px]] {{tt|Stop Sending Clue 7|PLEASE STOP SENDING ME CLUE 7 I ALREADY HAVE 8 OF THEM JUST STOP I BEG YOU}}}}
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Mathlets.png|25px]] {{tt|<nowiki>8*7500 = 1 Million LMD</nowiki>|You get 240 sanity per day. CE-5 costs 30 sanity. If you don't do 8 CE-5 runs per day, you lose out on <nowiki>8*7500=</nowiki> 1 million LMD per day.}}}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB|name=[[File:African doctors.png|25px]] {{tt|{{greentext|african doctors}}|You HAVE gotten a Top Operator tag by now, right?}}}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=RB|name=[[File:Loginknights.png|25px]] {{tt|Loginknights|Oh boy I can't wait for another two-week-long login event where I get to play for 15 minutes per day!}}}}
{{sq player |no=68 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Jetpackbro.png|25px]] {{tt|Jetpackbro|change da world my final message. Goodb ye}}}}
{{sq player |no=41|pos=CB|name=[[File:Poca.png|25px]] {{tt|Poca|bich....}}}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB|name=[[File:GAOOO.png|25px]] {{tt|GAOOO|Just kidding.}}}}
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Sad Fat Rich Cat.png|25px]] {{tt|Jessicat|I'll give you money so please stop bullying me.}}}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:KO KO DA YO.png|25px]] {{tt|KO KO DA YO~|More like ko ko DIE yo.}}}}
{{sq player |no=56 |pos=CB|name=[[File:La Goblina.png|25px]] {{tt|LA GOBLINA|Barbeque!}}}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB|name=[[File:APPURU PAI.png|25px]] {{tt|APPURU PAI|I love creampie. Would you like to taste it?}}}}
{{sq player |no=79 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:Pixiv ID 79284449.png|25px]] {{tt|Pixiv ID 79284449|owl over frog haha}}}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=CB|name=[[File:ONIgiri.png|25px]] {{tt|ONIgiri!|Hey, Doctor, Rhodes Island's got a soccer tournament! Let's sign up together.}}}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Be Racist.png|25px]] {{tt|Be Racist|Don't be horny. Be racist.}}}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:Nice cock bro.png|25px]] {{tt|Nice cock bro|My best friend Blaze.}}}}
{{sq player |no=69 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:Coomcat.png|25px]] {{tt|Coomcat|Coomcat playing coomcat as coomcat in the coomcat game known as coomcat.}}}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Archetto MANIA.png|25px]] {{tt|Archetto MANIA!|Archeeto though}}}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Chenfromarknights.png|25px]] {{tt|Chenfromarknights|Holy shit is that Chenfromarknights?}}}}
{{sq player |no=404 |pos=LMF|name=[[File:Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake.png|25px]] {{tt|Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake|OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu Auto Deploy made a fucky wucky! A wittle fucko boingo!}}}}
{{sq player |no=222 |pos=RMF|name=[[File:ALL x2.png|25px]] {{tt|ALL x2|AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOWLIGHT-SAMA I KNEEL}}}}
{{sq player |no=30 |pos=LMF|name=[[File:You_seethe_You_project.png|25px]] {{tt|You seethe. You project.|How many times is this?}}}}
{{sq player |no=80 |pos=RMF|name=[[File:Capn Speccy.png|25px]] {{tt|Cap'n Speccy|The crazy nun was hiding a smug little shit all along}}}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=RMF|name=[[File:Hehe pinus.png|25px]] {{tt|hehe pinus|Pinus Sylvestris just needs to stay Pinus Sylvestris... and we'll be fine.}}}}
{{sq player |no=44  |pos=CB|name=[[File:HellaCHAD.png|25px]] {{tt|HellaCHAD|My cool uncle Hellagur is HellaBASED.}}}}
{{sq player |no=16  |pos=CMF|name=[[File:Pedicabo.png|25px]] {{tt|Pedicabo Ego Vos Et Irrumabo|The first line, Pēdīcābo ego vōs et irrumābō (I will sodomize and face-fuck you), sometimes used as a title, has been called one of the filthiest expressions ever written in Latin—or in any other language, for that matter.}}}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CMF|name=[[File:Suzuran is our Light.png|25px]] {{tt|Suzuran is our Light!|Miss Suzuran is our Light! Miss Suzuran is our Light! Miss Suzuran is our Light! Miss Suzuran is our Light!}}}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Pillar Correction.png|25px]] {{tt|Pillar Correction|What complete shit are you on about?!}}}}
{{sq player |no=9  |pos=LB|name=[[File:Zhang Leakerman.png|25px]] {{tt|Zhang Leakerman|Everything will be leaked. It will all be blurry. Lowlight will never catch him. He just needs to hang around Rhodes for a while.}}}}
{{sq player |no=750 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Mofumofu.png|25px]] {{tt|doko|koko}}}}
{{sq player |no=5  |pos=CB|name=[[File:KILL THE OCEAN.png|25px]] {{tt|KILL THE OCEAN|Seed into sea; sea drowns the seed. Merciless sea kills at will, rejects life. Life needs Knight; Knight charges forward. KILL THE OCEAN!! KILL THE OCEAN!!}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=RB|name=[[File:Cutest Cripple.png|25px]] {{tt|Cutest Cripple|Just wait until they stop holding back. Wait no don't skip them.}}}}
{{sq player |no=39 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Red Katana Bro.png|25px]] {{tt|Red Katana Bro|FACE ME, RHODES ISLAND! I HAVE BEEN TRAINING FOR 12 CCS!}}}}
{{sq player |no=26 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Forever Young and Free.png|25px]] {{tt|Forever Young and Free|From Niche Subclass to the Strongest in the World: The Weakest Artificer Who Got Kicked out from the Hero Party to become Forever Young and Free.}}}}
{{sq player |no=4  |pos=LB |name=[[File:Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here.png|25px]] {{tt|Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here|Stop them! You missed your chance, pal! If you see a Horrid Beast evolving, PUSH IT BACK IN}}}}
{{sq player |no=18|pos=CB|name=[[File:Delpipi.png|25px]] {{tt|Delpipi|Cool kot seeking justice by killing every devil.}}}}
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Kill Yourself Now.png|25px]] {{tt|You Should Kill Yourself... NOW!|Rhodes Island Elite stool racing champion.}}}}
{{sq player |no=22|pos=RMF|name=[[File:La cucaracha.png|25px]] {{tt|She's a Flinger (Yeah)|neh}}}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


== Exports ==
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*[https://mega.nz/file/ICAnRTrI#WEWkyU7NoVjpC8WslBG5mCOGPC2_CfGi9TP53-ZlO_U New Thread Cup Aesthetics Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/IRFUHTRI#y-RmRYUVrztA9Yc3JZad4uKVvoTpJsI4IA75j7t8nWk VGL18 Aesthetics Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/9ZsWhDJJ#nFq2BbfSQQvcP5u_O5XJnq84QB6aQC1vDEPEkXwUG3o Lil' Winter Skirmish Aesthetics Export]
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*[https://mega.nz/file/jPw0WSoA#hvktWWR10vF0uG33oWag3EzEDXbBt-C6wA1J3aRa1Cg VGL16 Friendlies Aesthetics]
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*[https://mega.nz/file/vHpUiTzT#H4oiu1Jy9PiCZqZzNFOsZ2MQRGBm2UaWgI_UiNqSY0g VGL22 Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/jPI23LCS#1HQOx5ZhVfXzopt7-xVA6xtjeVHD3SNDneL3RjhyWJA VGL22 Friendlies Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/LC5jzDZD#P-E_d_M6ZQqagitD0TluAVHlqU0PlEyX6o8boaE_uzE VGL Ladies Night 2 Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/DTZnBB7a#4xOye8VHahJrWGkCaSNxj6PoteOoXeckonXGTzbIimk MobaBowl 2024 Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/aaIjHIZa#mScYmyVefgibAXOMVqogMq4UoG5FX5RU-Mjm4ISGC2M VGL21 Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/fbI3BZ7Y#BJf-jaI8eZV8auSAupbpBzXuNPm-NTqDIEdj7X8TVcQ VGL21 Friendlies Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/Sb5zSAoD#5Z3PsCP3WVfi6wUr6lilaZdJ9iyS7ueKk5dflTTDNgI VGLX-2 Audio Export]
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*[https://mega.nz/file/vaplQCST#4hAZCSCuFKIbZX-k-4rEOHy_5bDCxwBk_XQ5kzivBFw MobaBowl 2023 Audio Export]
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*[https://mega.nz/file/zO4yjJCZ#colKY9ZjTws2XuAwrzM57lqglKqJj7xSmGimKmJ-Kwg MobaBowl 2022 Audio Export]
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*[https://mega.nz/file/mHJASZ4T#MDeAnwmYslczrUKH0L2LsU1lsXKmS_IhtnkNYvNHyX4 /r6g/ VGL16 Friendlies Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/mHoAgZ6a#lM4-g_7lWQFBJ1l-rxS1QKIOI84IhKYEBcR6w29ZsEA MobaBowl 2021 Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/LSpgESiQ#OcpJ0F_rCi3RV1cNTGWy8SReqlgUy_KIP8mW62VyrpM VGL15 Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/vHxSwRKC#9vqH2caLqycOoJKzt6Pp0juNXMX5bRYyDTru_5_4mzg /alg/ VGL15 Friendlies Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/OOIQkARa#WD47M-RzJfcv5H7F30ydhxm4Voaefg7GQsjgj8980FA /domg/ VGL15 Friendlies Audio Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/rfpzhTgZ#ZvG04j2mWUxfjkLiQ-au3sLieDDs9IifD6E5jEvPkj4 VGL14 Audio Export]
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*[https://mega.nz/file/DLZCFTYa#foUdnQl3DguEYA7-XR4lPmzbvWKZbKnv9fyrNVKw_Vw VGL22 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/TGxXBYyI#5PqZYgGB4xSuvb2moLqRiA_P1zYjVwHxAeq_kTraV4E /lcg/ VGL22 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/nCJQQDjL#S_LL9bFsoyc9MBAQt1z6EuScRyFfk33BfG6xYJEd6no /@/ VGL22 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/2W41xaZb#Q0C8AYet-bq6TgxkrFwdAARPfEatz1XF2NKo4GjcSYc /ss13g/ VGL22 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/FM5RXK5L#6yKWqymS1hzGfOo9M0t8vjtLVPLHVPoNbfy2r7u_1Mk VGL Ladies Night 2 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/na5mDYTK#MIBFDPnVPUTke65Z-SRpWr6jdiH6v2FjwKw_kbsS9dQ MobaBowl 2024 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/YI4BVCyJ#JBG8G7KADA6qykgYhw7xIwn8xJTTqPA-iIGlzUnu5BA VGL21 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/SaZSDaZC#Qjz1ND0Ew-KfBe6kEKWmK8-HuPK0Ta4dYcs3nOE1BM8 /pcrg/ VGL21 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/iKJjCbIT#TWxUTSe3pQ2WW-uUsRoxFz6hPL4qeFielUWDVStRXps /xgg/ VGL21 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/2WYzCY6S#7D3Zk6birbPszmDL0ShpYFMzR8wuLSp9Jjd0Ui5sz5Q /uma/ VGL21 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/AcJQXboT#hb_5MGYZTQj3-B6El3EpkOeSVjVmTeehPQwg_Fpfklw VGLX-2 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/eeYynLZb#ZdQOGVoCt8ot3sUW_riZXEsC4qbDuxd7Sxz8E5R26rg /fg/ VGLX-2 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/qfhDBZAb#7kuAMuneQs2K4Q7MIAsHtHU2smXeDcMdLbxsm-AEhbs /gfg/ VGLX-2 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/2bhl3YgI#KqWDWfhuDGQmOo5ZJdVYuTWARZTqIw2JMV_r8hlV-gw /egg/ VGLX-2 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/jGRjlDaA#9_d6o5ikDWgSyVO1NoSHX7svNGebGKdQkFdM5xZ2mXE MobaBowl 2023 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/2fh3FRzB#e6PmVE8w-CVYZ58TtKkELw1dQlrpTP_nC3BvjP4bPnQ VGL19 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/iCZCkQBK#LMeqv5jbhY__SodDVKlaOZYEUUY3WlgI6pyPxlatsCk /pcrg/ VGL19 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/DGA1FLwQ#FuQ2BlCltIfC1G3IwTzle-OFjSaLYCnhCFtJ-wSGlP4 /bag/ VGL19 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/nGoEBRwC#CP0XZwVqQErx9G1hQR5sHf4fUc8gNaQ8TnunCp3oY3Q /kfg/ VGL19 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/leJgkRJB#jgk8-L-dmcDtbTMW-UGzcJLokjY6szCNIbOMX-4cJjE New Thread Cup Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/6SRlyI7L#jqAP_8KaUQdnzEWun_ZXdE1uXrU_9HNXqxTz24i21ik VGL18 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/meJUDbYJ#UV0naJmt56HRPQqV4ifyP0dfRyny3IMvtrlzn2NQiU8 Lil' Winter Skirmish Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/aChWDR4J#1nULtEQhaJw5ef566W203t5NTgHIUNkpteJ69rpaE_E MobaBowl 2022 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/vKYFGIzB#m0aktCQHsnSQQsAkYSIzhpk661cu7agF7cfOzONeD0c VGL17 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/qSAmHZwC#wK0_uy5i10wri4SAPDK6JAn59Vccc82kUJxmJXnhVDw /aceg/ VGL17 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/XTQzmIKC#uHiGQoIEOD_1A1sb3RBErcKcYaE8uVJFoVVQnMdn8ac /mjg/ VGL17 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/2TohESzK#mk2kM3Rju73hKhNN2IS8rVwUPnXzdPWFJNKKxi4KdbI VGL16 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/uXoRFSSK#bD14ZD_j-HbzNoGLqlKz_AzHTJk-MduVk7-uHnLMRnM /gfg/ VGL16 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/aaBmwZDA#pS7pI334qa-iwN-Edni4jjuKhXP01Bn_OZT6zVC9MAs /r6g/ VGL16 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/2Gg0WbKZ#A3UVncyjTRvZHiFD23Lqc6zE1aog0_Ye9M6PaH5LxpU MobaBowl 2021 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/iWpQBYRR#yH40baMn4eAHAmqBje0dkFRSAavWvD4WksPdZXG1eN4 VGL15 Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/uWJjjAIb#prH0AyBy9o2q4i9Cp6CO_aNUByPus-1Ws5f6pfM4kNI /alg/ VGL15 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/HWBHRCYb#fJyorvUzqBEuOHA9KEPi2kODvw64Zeq3k_zQXH0_rQk /domg/ VGL15 Friendlies Tactical Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/SPQ1EQKK#zZiS9eZxOF7HrjDsJ7aHche4KsGEDvJmdiHsBWYg2OY VGL14 Tactical Export]
|}
== Match History ==
===Official Matches===
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Date
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Opponent
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Competition
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Result
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| June 7th, 2020
| {{team away|pmmm}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 14]]
| align=center| 2-5 L
| <small>{{goal|45+1|}} ZERO SANITY <br> {{goal|68|}} Donkey</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| June 13th, 2020
| {{team away|gfg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 14]]
| align=center| 0-3 L
|<small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| June 19th, 2020
| {{team away|drg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 14]]
| align=center| 3-4 L
|<small>{{goal|29|}} ZERO SANITY <br> {{owngoal|42|}} 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD (Assist: BLOCK CERO) <br> {{goal|82|}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: GAOOO) <br> {{goal|90+5|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING) </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| November 22nd, 2020
| {{team away|llsifg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 15]]
| align=center| 3-3 D
| <small>{{goal|19|}} Horse Pussy <br> {{goal|62|}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY) <br> {{goal|82|}} Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY) </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| November 28th, 2020
| {{team away|fgog}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 15]]
| align=center| 0-0 D
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 4th, 2020
| {{team away|r6g}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 15]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>{{goal|18}} Hantingu Hajimeru (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|24}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Horse Pussy) <br> {{goal|53}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Horse Pussy)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 12th, 2020
| {{team away|drag}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 15]]
| align=center| 3-2 W (a.e.t.)
| <small>{{goal|54}} Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru) <br> {{goal|90+0}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|114}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 13th, 2020
| {{team away|dng}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 15]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small>{{owngoal|16}} Mystic Mind (Assist: Donkey)<br> {{goal|40}} WA CHING WA CHING</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 13th, 2020
| {{team away|ssbg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 15]]
| align=center| 1-1 W (a.e.t.) (4-2 Penalties)
| <small>{{goal|88}} Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| December 13th, 2020
| {{team away|xcg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 15]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
| <small>{{owngoal|45+2}} That's XCOM Baby! (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|62}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 21st, 2021
| {{team away|hanny}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 16]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
| <small>{{goal|13}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|28}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Chenfromarknights) <br> {{goal|75}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| May 30th, 2021
| {{team away|ink}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 16]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
| <small>{{goal|90+0}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| June 6th, 2021
| {{team away|@}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 16]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
| <small>{{goal|48}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|80}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 12th, 2021
| {{team away|egg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 16]]
| align=center| 3-3 W (a.e.t.) (2-0 Penalties)
| <small>{{goal|34}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD) <br> {{goal|73}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|88}} Donkey</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 13th, 2021
| {{team away|fgog}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 16]]
| align=center| 3-2 W (a.e.t.)
| <small>{{goal|25}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|85}} Donkey (Assist: LappGOD) <br> {{goal|93}} LappGOD</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 13th, 2021
| {{team away|gbpen}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 16]]
| align=center| 1-0 W 
| <small>{{goal|64}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| June 13th, 2021
| {{team away|hgg2d}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 16]]
| align=center| 2-5 L
| <small>{{goal|23}} Skadoo (Assist: LappGOD) <br> {{goal|70}} Skadoo</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| November 27th, 2021
| {{team away|twg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 17]]
| align=center| 2-4 L
| <small>{{goal|4}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY) <br> {{goal|23}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 3rd, 2021
| {{team away|vrg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 17]]
| align=center| 4-2 W
| <small>{{goal|14}} Donkey (Assist: LappGOD) <br> {{goal|25}} Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY) <br> {{goal|68}} C E O B E (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|84}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: C E O B E)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| December 12th, 2021
| {{team away|indie}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 17]]
| align=center| 2-7 L
| <small>{{goal|14}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: C E O B E) <br> {{goal|26}} Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 17th, 2022
| {{team away|きらら}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 6-1 W
| <small>{{goal|23}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko) <br> {{goal|32}} ZERO SANITY <br> {{goal|37}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|41}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko) <br> {{goal|45}} Donkey <br> {{goal|45+6}} C E O B E (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 26th, 2022
| {{team away|aceg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small>{{goal|60}} Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY) <br> {{goal|83}} Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 2nd, 2022
| {{team away|alg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 3-0 W
| <small>{{goal|18}} doko <br> {{goal|35}} ZERO SANITY <br> {{goal|45+2}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: hehe pinus)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 9th, 2022
| {{team away|@}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 3-2 W (a.e.t.)
| <small>{{goal|45+3}} ZERO SANITY <br> {{goal|112}} Donkey <br> {{goal|120+0}} ZERO SANITY</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 10th, 2022
| {{team away|mmg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 3-0 W
| <small>{{goal|18}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko)<br> {{goal|45+0}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko)<br> {{goal|78}} Donkey (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 10th, 2022
| {{team away|assg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 2-0 W
| <small>{{goal|18}} Donkey (Assist: C E O B E)<br> {{goal|58}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 10th, 2022
| {{team away|feg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 18]]
| align=center| 4-2 W (a.e.t.)
| <small>{{goal|6}} ZERO SANITY <br> {{goal|75}} Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)<br> {{goal|97}} ZERO SANITY<br> {{goal|117}} ZERO SANITY</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| November 25th, 2022
| {{team away|kfg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>{{goal|7}} Donkey (Assist: C E O B E) <br> {{goal|60}} Donkey <br> {{goal|77}} Donkey (Assist: Lapipi)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 4th, 2022
| {{team away|vrg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 6-2 W
| <small>{{goal|10}} WageGOD <br> {{goal|14}} Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) <br> {{goal|20}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi) <br> {{goal|40}} Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) <br> {{goal|45}} Donkey (Assist: Your Metaverse Belongs to Ursus) <br> {{goal|57}} Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| December 10th, 2022
| {{team away|gbpen}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 1-4 L
| <small>{{goal|5}} WageGOD (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 16th, 2022
| {{team away|vgt}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
| <small>{{goal|10}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|22}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Your Race Track Belongs to Ursus) <br> {{goal|83}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Suzuran is our Light!)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 17th, 2022
| {{team away|indie}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small>{{goal|24}} Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) <br> {{goal|69}} Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 18th, 2022
| {{team away|utg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small>{{goal|3}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|29}} Donkey (Assist: Platato)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| December 18th, 2022
| {{team away|pmmm}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 2-0 W
| <small>{{goal|72}} Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|79}} ZERO SANITY</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| December 18th, 2022
| {{team away|twg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19]]
| align=center| 0-4 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 10th, 2023
| {{team away|sgg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League X-2]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
| <small>{{goal|39}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: The Best)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 18th, 2023
| {{team away|mmg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League X-2]]
| align=center| 4-0 W
| <small>{{goal|4}} Lapipi (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|15}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|35}} Donkey (Assist: The Best) <br> {{goal|87}} Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| June 24th, 2023
| {{team away|lcg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League X-2]]
| align=center| 4-3 W
| <small>{{goal|10}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|15}} Donkey <br> {{goal|33}} Donkey (Assist: WageGOD) <br> {{goal|87}} Donkey (Assist: The Best)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| July 1st, 2023
| {{team away|dbg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League X-2]]
| align=center| 1-3 L
| <small>{{goal|16}} Donkey (Assist: The Best)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| November 24th, 2023
| {{team away|fgog}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 21]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small>{{goal|3}} Donkey</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| December 3rd, 2023
| {{team away|utg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 21]]
| align=center| 3-5 L
| <small>{{goal|2}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Your Dark World Belongs to Ursus) <br> {{goal|18}} Your Dark World Belongs to Ursus (Assist: Lapipi) <br> {{goal|79}} Donkey</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| December 9th, 2023
| {{team away|omg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 21]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small>{{goal|52}} Lapipi <br> {{goal|81}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| June 9th, 2024
| {{team away|ddlc}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 22]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small>{{goal|81}} Donkey (Assist: Chinky Doragons) <br> {{goal|90+1}} Lapipi (Assist: ZERO SANITY)</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| June 15th, 2024
| {{team away|pmmm}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 22]]
| align=center| 1-1 D
| <small>{{goal|4}} She's a Flinger (Yeah) (Assist: Chinky Doragons)</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| June 21st, 2024
| {{team away|dbg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 22]]
| align=center| 1-1 D
| <small>{{goal|8}} Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)</small>
|}
===Unofficial Matches===
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Date
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Opponent
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Competition
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Result
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 20th, 2020
| {{team away|domg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 15 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 4-3 W
| <small>{{goal|26|}} HellaCHAD (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|63|}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Mofumofu) <br> {{goal|68|}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|73|}} Sad Fat Rich Cat (Assist: ZERO SANITY) </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 27th, 2020
| {{team away|alg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 15 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 1-0 W (a.e.t.)
| <small>{{goal|94|}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey) </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 2nd, 2021
| {{team away|revue}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2021]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
| <small>{{goal|61|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING) </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 3rd, 2021
| {{team away|llsifg}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2021]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
| <small>{{goal|13|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: ONIgiri!) <br> {{goal|18|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: ONIgiri!) <br> {{goal|42|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING) </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 9th, 2021
| {{team away|tnm}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2021]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
| <small>{{goal|67|}} Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY) </small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| January 10th, 2021
| {{team away|gbfg}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2021]]
| align=center| 3-3 L (3-4 Penalties)
| <small>{{goal|19|}} Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru) <br> {{goal|42|}} Donkey (Assist: APPURU PAI) <br> {{goal|48|}} Hantingu Hajimeru (Assist: LappGOD) </small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| January 10th, 2021
| {{team away|llsifg}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2021]]
| align=center| 0-0 L (2-4 Penalties)
| <small> </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 20th, 2021
| {{team away|r6g}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 16 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
| <small>{{goal|34|}} ZERO SANITY <br> {{goal|59}} Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru) <br> {{goal|90+3}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey) </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 27th, 2021
| {{team away|gfg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 16 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>{{goal|15|}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY) <br> {{goal|34|}} LappGOD (Assist: ONIgiri!) <br> {{goal|49|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING) </small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| September 26th, 2021
| {{team away|mjg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 17 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 0-2 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| October 3rd, 2021
| {{team away|aceg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 17 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 1-3 L
| <small>{{goal|49}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING) </small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| January 8th, 2022
| {{team away|revue}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2022]]
| align=center| 0-2 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 9th, 2022
| {{team away|dbg}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2022]]
| align=center| 2-2 W (5-4 Penalties)
| <small>{{goal|6}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus) <br> {{goal|31}} Donkey (Assist: These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus) </small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| January 15th, 2022
| {{team away|fgoalter}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2022]]
| align=center| 1-1 L (0-3 Penalties)
| <small>{{goal|9}} WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey) </small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| March 12th, 2022
| {{team away|feg}}
| align=center|[[Lil' Winter Skirmish]]
| align=center| 1-2 L (a.e.t.)
| <small>{{goal|71}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Horse Pussy) </small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| March 13th, 2022
| {{team away|psg}}
| align=center|[[Lil' Winter Skirmish]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small>{{goal|31}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 3rd, 2022
| {{team away|utg}}
| align=center|[[New Thread Cup]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
| <small>{{goal|15}} ZERO SANITY </small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| September 4th, 2022
| {{team away|gfg}}
| align=center|[[New Thread Cup]]
| align=center| 0-0 D
| <small> </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 10th, 2022
| {{team away|drg}}
| align=center|[[New Thread Cup]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
| <small>{{goal|49}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Skadoo) </small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 11th, 2022
| {{team away|ggg}}
| align=center|[[New Thread Cup]]
| align=center| 3-0 W
| <small>{{goal|26}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|32}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb) <br> {{goal|42}} Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| September 11th, 2022
| {{team away|gfg}}
| align=center|[[New Thread Cup]]
| align=center| 0-2 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| September 11th, 2022
| {{team away|drg}}
| align=center|[[New Thread Cup]]
| align=center| 1-4 L
| <small>{{goal|67}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| September 17th, 2022
| {{team away|kfg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small>{{goal|48}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| September 18th, 2022
| {{team away|bag}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 0-2 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 25th, 2022
| {{team away|pcrg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 19 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 4-0 W
| <small>{{goal|12}} Operation Barrenwomb (Assist: doko) <br> {{goal|36}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb) <br> {{goal|49}} Donkey (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb) <br> {{goal|78}} Operation Barrenwomb (Assist: ZERO SANITY)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| January 7th, 2023
| {{team away|uma}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2023]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small>{{goal|90}} ZERO SANITY</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 8th, 2023
| {{team away|きらら}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2023]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>{{goal|10}} Lapipi (Assist: WageGOD) <br> {{goal|13}} Lapipi (Assist: Pink Dog) <br> {{goal|48}} Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Donkey)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 8th, 2023
| {{team away|revue}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2023]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
| <small>{{goal|9}} Donkey <br> {{goal|67}} Donkey (Assist: Lapipi) <br> {{goal|80}} Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 14th, 2023
| {{team away|fgoalter}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2023]]
| align=center| 3-1 W
| <small>{{goal|20}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|55}} Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Lapipi) <br> {{goal|72}} Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 14th, 2023
| {{team away|pmmm}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2023]]
| align=center| 1-1 W (4-2 Penalties)
| <small>{{goal|64}} Donkey (Assist: WageGOD)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 15th, 2023
| {{team away|uma}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2023]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
| <small>{{goal|37}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 15th, 2023
| {{team away|fgog}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2023]]
| align=center| 6-4 W
| <small>{{goal|18}} Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|21}} ZERO SANITY <br> {{goal|26}} Lapipi (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) <br> {{goal|67}} ZERO SANITY <br> {{goal|74}} Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here <br> {{goal|84}} Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 15th, 2023
| {{team away|@}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2023]]
| align=center| 2-0 W
| <small>{{goal|15}} Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: C E O B E) <br> {{goal|39}} Donkey</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| January 15th, 2023
| {{team away|pcrg}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2023]]
| align=center| 3-5 L
| <small>{{goal|24}} Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) <br> {{goal|59}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) <br> {{goal|73}} Donkey</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 25th, 2023
| {{team away|egg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League X-2 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 4-2 W
| <small>{{goal|22|}} Lapipi (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|24}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi) <br> {{goal|49}} WageGOD (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|79}} Donkey</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 26th, 2023
| {{team away|gfg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League X-2 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 2-0 W (a.e.t.)
| <small>{{goal|112|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here) <br> {{goal|114}} Lapipi (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 1st, 2023
| {{team away|fg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League X-2 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 7-5 W
| <small>{{goal|5|}} Donkey (Assist: WageGOD) <br> {{goal|20}} WageGOD (Assist: ZERO SANITY) <br> {{goal|33|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: WageGOD) <br> {{goal|45+3|}} WageGOD (Assist: Chinky Doragons) <br> {{goal|79|}} ZERO SANITY <br> {{goal|87|}} Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here <br> {{goal|90+5|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| July 26th, 2023
| {{team away|bag}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League X-2|/vg/ League X-2<br>3AM Kot Playoff]]
| align=center| 5-2 W
| <small>{{goal|17|}} The Best (Assist: ZERO SANITY) <br> {{goal|25}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: WageGOD) <br> {{goal|31|}} Donkey (Assist: The Best) <br> {{goal|79|}} Donkey (Assist: The Best) <br> {{goal|89|}} The /vg/ League Belongs to Ursus (Assist: WageGOD)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| September 16th, 2023
| {{team away|uma}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 21 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| <small>{{goal|19}} Donkey (Assist: The Best)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 17th, 2023
| {{team away|xgg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 21 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 2-2 W (3-2 Penalties)
| <small>{{goal|24|}} Donkey (Assist: The Best) <br> {{goal|52}} ZERO SANITY</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| September 23rd, 2023
| {{team away|pcrg}}
| align=center|[[:/vg/ League 21 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
| <small>{{goal|65}} WageGOD (Assist: Lapipi) <br> {{goal|89}} Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 7th, 2024
| {{team away|revue}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2024: End of Service]]
| align=center| 4-2 W
| <small>{{goal|58|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey) <br> {{goal|64}} Lapipi <br> {{goal|81}} The Best (Assist: ZERO SANITY) <br> {{goal|88}} Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| January 13th, 2024
| {{team away|alg}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2024: End of Service]]
| align=center| 0-3 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| January 13th, 2024
| {{team away|bag}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2024: End of Service]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>{{goal|16|}} Donkey (Assist: Lapipi) <br> {{goal|62}} The Best (Assist: ZERO SANITY) <br> {{goal|90+1}} Lapipi</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| January 13th, 2024
| {{team away|gbpen}}
| align=center|[[MobaBowl 2024: End of Service]]
| align=center| 0-1 L
| <small></small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| February 17th, 2024
| {{team away|hanny}}
| align=center|[[VGL Ladies Night 2]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| <small>{{goal|18|}} Pink Dog (Assist: Lapipi) <br> {{goal|28}} Lapipi (Assist: Donkey)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| February 18th, 2024
| {{team away|nepgen}}
| align=center|[[VGL Ladies Night 2]]
| align=center| 2-5 L
| <small>{{goal|27|}} Lapipi (Assist: Platato) <br> {{goal|77}} Lapipi (Assist: C E O B E)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| February 24th, 2024
| {{team away|pcrg}}
| align=center|[[VGL Ladies Night 2]]
| align=center| 2-1 W
| <small>{{goal|13|}} Donkey <br> {{goal|23}} Donkey (Assist: C E O B E)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 3rd, 2024
| {{team away|ss13g}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 22 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 4-2 W
| <small>{{goal|29|}} Donkey (Assist: Lapipi)<br> {{goal|60}} Your Dorms Belong to Ursus (Assist: ZERO SANITY)<br> {{goal|67}} Your Dorms Belong to Ursus (Assist: Lapipi)<br> {{goal|86}} Your Dorms Belong to Ursus (Assist: The Best)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| March 8th, 2024
| {{team away|@}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 22 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 1-1 L (3-4 Penalties)
| <small>{{goal|79|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 10th, 2024
| {{team away|lcg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 22 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>{{goal|13|}} The Best (Assist: Donkey)<br> {{goal|35}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Your Bus Belongs to Ursus)<br> {{goal|63}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi)</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| September 29th, 2024
| {{team away|aceg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 23 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 3-2 W
| <small>{{goal|11|}} Lapipi (Assist: Chinky Doragons)<br> {{goal|16}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: She's a Flinger (Yeah))<br> {{goal|64}} Donkey (Assist: Chinky Doragons)</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| October 5th, 2024
| {{team away|hsrg}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 23 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 2-2 L (4-5 Penalties)
| <small>{{goal|30}} Donkey (Assist: Nyo Byuffs)<br> {{goal|68|}} ZERO SANITY</small>
|-bgcolor="fccccf"
| October 6th, 2024
| {{team away|fgoalter}}
| align=center|[[/vg/ League 23 Friendlies]]
| align=center| 3-3 L (5-6 Penalties)
| <small>{{goal|24|}} ZERO SANITY (Assist: Chinky Doragons)<br> {{goal|53}} Chinky Doragons<br> {{goal|79}} ZERO SANITY</small>
|}
==Team Art==
<gallery>
File:Akg BLOCK CERO.png|BLOCK CERO blocking zero out of five shots, [[:/vg/ League 14 Group I#.2Fpmmm.2F v .2Fakg.2F|VGL14 vs. /pmmm/]]
File:Akg ZERO SANITY.png|ZERO SANITY getting /akg/'s first goal ever, [[:/vg/ League 14 Group I#.2Fpmmm.2F v .2Fakg.2F|VGL14 vs. /pmmm/]]
File:Akg Donkey.png|Donkey getting /akg/'s second goal, [[:/vg/ League 14 Group I#.2Fpmmm.2F v .2Fakg.2F|VGL14 vs. /pmmm/]]
File:Myrtlecero.png|BLOCK CERO, who actually blocked four shots, against /gfg/, [[:/vg/ League 14 Group I#.2Fgfg.2F v .2Fakg.2F|VGL14 vs. /gfg/]]
File:Akg Matoi.png|Fanart of Matoimaru
File:Akg Exu Poster.jpg|Anon cheering on his wife [[:/vg/ League 14 Group I#.2Fgfg.2F v .2Fakg.2F|VGL14 vs. /gfg/]]
File:Spoon.jpg|[[:/vg/ League 14]] Wooden Spoon forged in the fires of defeat by a master craftsman
File:Jessicaqueenoffooty.png|Drawing of Sad Fat Rich Cat celebrating her winning goal in a friendly against /domg/ [[:/vg/ League 15 Friendlies]]
File:Waching.jpg|WA CHING WA CHING celebrating his goal against /llsifg/, [[:/vg/ League 15 Group I#.2Fllsifg.2F v .2Fakg.2F|VGL15 vs. /llsifg/]]
File:Silverchad.png|WA CHING WA CHING presenting Doctor his goal against /r6g/, [[:/vg/ League 15 Group I#.2Fakg.2F v .2Fr6g.2F|VGL15 vs. /r6g/]]
File:We Won A Game.png|Drawings in celebration of /akg/'s first ever official win, [[:/vg/ League 15 Group I#.2Fakg.2F v .2Fr6g.2F|VGL15 vs. /r6g/]]
File:Team Celebration.png|The team celebrating /akg/'s 3-2 victory over /r6g/, [[:/vg/ League 15 Group I#.2Fakg.2F v .2Fr6g.2F|VGL15 vs. /r6g/]]
File:Exu Mostima Divegrass.png|Fanart of APPURU PAI and Mostima
File:Can't Beat the Zero Sanity.png|Drawings in celebration of /akg/'s 3-2 victory over /drag/, [[:/vg/_League_15_Knockout_Stage#.2Fdrag.2F_v_.2Fakg.2F|VGL15 vs. /drag/]]
File:Myrtle Second Place.png|BLOCK CERO celebrating her birthday and /akg/'s 2nd place finish in [[:/vg/ League 15]]
File:Second Place.png|/akg/'s 2nd place trophy from [[:/vg/ League 15]]
File:Akg CAM ON.png|CAM ON AYY KAY GEE SCOR SAM FACKIN GOALS, OI OI OI OI
File:Matoithumbsup.jpg|Fanart of ONIgiri! encouraging /akg/
File:Silverashcrownslayer.png|WA CHING WA CHING delivering another victory against /hanny/, [[:/vg/ League 16 Group C#.2Fakg.2F v .2Fhanny.2F|VGL16 vs. /hanny/]]
File:Donkeyride.png|Donkey riding on top of ZERO SANITY after his goal against /egg/, [[:/vg/_League_16_Knockout_Stage#.2Fakg.2F v .2Fegg.2F|VGL16 vs. /egg/]]
File:Myrtlesketch.png|Sketch of BLOCK CERO following her penalty shootout performance against /egg/, [[:/vg/_League_16_Knockout_Stage#.2Fakg.2F v .2Fegg.2F|VGL16 vs. /egg/]]
File:Myrtlefourballs.png|BLOCK CERO upgrading to BLOCK CUATRO to bring /akg/ a victory versus /egg/, [[:/vg/_League_16_Knockout_Stage#.2Fakg.2F v .2Fegg.2F|VGL16 vs. /egg/]]
File:Myrtlegremlincuatro.png|Live shots of BLOCK CERO saving penalties from /egg/'s players, [[:/vg/_League_16_Knockout_Stage#.2Fakg.2F v .2Fegg.2F|VGL16 vs. /egg/]]
File:Myrtleneo.png|BLOCK CERO's final form, achieved against /egg/ in [[:/vg/_League_16_Knockout_Stage#.2Fakg.2F v .2Fegg.2F|VGL16 vs. /egg/]]
File:Blockceroyan.png|BLOCK CERO making sure /akg/ never doubted her after [[:/vg/_League_16_Knockout_Stage#.2Fakg.2F v .2Fegg.2F|VGL16 vs. /egg/]]
File:Emperorsball.png|Emperor's Blade preparing to make his debut for /akg/ while his fellow event boss Puzzleton cheers him on
File:Akgwallpaper.png|Wallpaper of the team made for [[:/vg/ League 16]]
File:Akgwallpapervgl17.png|Wallpaper of the team made for [[:/vg/ League 17]]
File:Littledivemiya.png|Little Amiya made prior to /akg/'s match against /vrg/, [[:/vg/_League_17_Group_F#.2Fakg.2F_v_.2Fvrg.2F|VGL17 vs. /vrg/]]
File:Ceobechasingasoccerballaroundthefield.png|C E O B E chasing the ball around the field against /vrg/, [[:/vg/_League_17_Group_F#.2Fakg.2F_v_.2Fvrg.2F|VGL17 vs. /vrg/]]
File:Amiyamvp.png|Drawing of Amiya after her MVP performance in getting a brace against /vrg/, [[:/vg/_League_17_Group_F#.2Fakg.2F_v_.2Fvrg.2F|VGL17 vs. /vrg/]]
File:Mudboulder.png|Mudrock's goal-line clearance against /vrg/, [[:/vg/_League_17_Group_F#.2Fakg.2F_v_.2Fvrg.2F|VGL17 vs. /vrg/]]
File:Vrgmvps.jpg|/akg/'s top performers against /vrg/, [[:/vg/_League_17_Group_F#.2Fakg.2F_v_.2Fvrg.2F|VGL17 vs. /vrg/]]
File:Myrtleakg.gif|Generalissimo Myrtle sporting an /akg/ flag
File:Suzudivegrass.png|Drawing of Suzuran ready to take the field
File:Ceobegrass.png|C E O B E being cheered on in her goal-scoring performance against /vrg/, [[:/vg/_League_17_Group_F#.2Fakg.2F_v_.2Fvrg.2F|VGL17 vs. /vrg/]]
File:Amiyamedal.png|A divegrass medal for Donkey
File:Skadoomedal.png|A divegrass medal for Skadoo
File:Blemimedal.png|A divegrass medal for Zoomer Maria
File:Luckmiya.png|Amiya wishing the team good luck
File:Birthday Myrtle.jpg|Fanart of BLOCK CERO made for her birthday
File:Silverashmedal.png|A divegrass medal for WACHING WACHING
File:Lappmedal.png|A divegrass medal for LappGOD
File:Kalmedal.png|A divegrass medal for Operation Barrenwomb
File:Aiiecheeto.png|Archetto MANIA! heading AIIIEEEEEE out in her own half
File:Doctor DAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEvegrass.png|Secret limited edition divegrass Doctato
File:Mlynar Divegrass.png|WageGOD taking the field for /akg/
File:Divegrass Dokc and Friends.png|Divegrass Doc among his friends, divegrass doko
File:Amiya Shamiko Divegrass.png|Drawing made of Donkey and Shamiko playing divegrass before /akg/'s match against /きらら/, [[:/vg/_League_18_Group_B#/akg/_v_/きらら/|VGL18 vs. /きらら/]]
File:Doctato Divegrassfag.png|Doctato Divegrassfag fighter exclusively found on the C!son pass
File:Six Goals.png|ZERO SANITY carrying the six goals /akg/ scored against /きらら/, [[:/vg/_League_18_Group_B#/akg/_v_/きらら/|VGL18 vs. /きらら/]]
File:Zerosanitychilling.png|Divegrass Doc chilling
File:Shamikobully.png|ZERO SANITY bullying Shamiko after /akg/'s 6-1 victory over /きらら/, [[:/vg/_League_18_Group_B#/akg/_v_/きらら/|VGL18 vs. /きらら/]]
File:Zero Sanity Kirara.png|Artwork of ZERO SANITY's four goal performance against /きらら/, [[:/vg/_League_18_Group_B#/akg/_v_/きらら/|VGL18 vs. /きらら/]]
File:Amiya leading the team.png|Amiya leading the team to victory over /aceg/, [[:/vg/_League_18_Group_B#/akg/_v_/aceg/|VGL18 vs. /aceg/]]
File:Amiyasocfutbol.jpg|Fanart of Amiya from her MVP performance against /aceg/, [[:/vg/_League_18_Group_B#/akg/_v_/aceg/|VGL18 vs. /aceg/]]
File:Akg on the attack.png|/akg/ on the attack against /alg/, [[:/vg/_League_18_Group_B#/alg/_v_/akg/|VGL18 vs. /alg/]]
File:Group Buddies.png|Fanart of [[:/vg/_League_18_Group_B|VGL18's]] Group B(uddies) hanging out
File:Platato ball.png|Platato divegrass ball
File:Platato on a Platato ball.jpg|Platato standing on a Platato divegrass ball
File:Doctor Aiegrass.png|ZERO SANITY with his Doctato friends
File:Platato Chase.png|Platato terrorizing idols during /akg/'s match against /@/, [[:/vg/_League_18#Round_of_16|VGL18 vs. /@/]]
File:Teamwork.png|ZERO SANITY using the deaths of his teammates to lead /akg/ to victory against /@/, [[:/vg/_League_18#Round_of_16|VGL18 vs. /@/]]
File:Plan Trusted.png|WA CHING WA CHING enacting his plan for victory by letting idols destroy his balls against /@/, [[:/vg/_League_18#Round_of_16|VGL18 vs. /@/]]
File:Keikaku doori.png|WA CHING WA CHING's plan succeeding against /@/, [[:/vg/_League_18#Round_of_16|VGL18 vs. /@/]]
File:Mmg Cheer.png|Doctor cheering on the team before their match against /mmg/, [[:/vg/_League_18#Quarterfinals|VGL18 vs. /mmg/]]
File:Zero Sanaldo.jpg|ZERO SANITY lining up for one of his 7 free kicks scored throughout [[:/vg/_League_18|VGL18]]
File:Akgwallpapervgl18.jpg|Wallpaper of the team made for [[:/vg/ League 18]]
File:Kal Ankles.png|Operation Barrenwomb with intact ankles
File:Platato Balltato.jpg|Platato balltato
File:Sounds of Doctor.jpg|ZERO SANITY featured on the cover of Autumn 2022's The Sound of 4CC
File:Doctor Setup.png|ZERO SANITY standing ready on the set piece
File:Doctor Bwehgrass.png|ZERO SANITY upset with the results of [[:/vg/ League 19]]
File:Divegrass Scenes.png|Average divegrass match at Rhodes Island
File:Divegrass Leaks.png|Leakerman Zhang bringing in fresh leaks
File:The Best Miss.png|The Best missing a shot, all according to plan
File:The First to Score.png|The First to Score volleying Endspeaker
File:Seaborn Cheerleaders.png|Various Seaborn evolving to cheer on their divegrass friends
File:Lapp Kick.png|Lapipi kicking Balltato into the goal, [[:/vg/_League_X-2#Group_B|VGLX-2 vs. /mmg/]]
File:Amiya Hat Trick.png|Amiya scoring a hat trick to lead /akg/ to victory over /lcg/, [[:/vg/_League_X-2#Group_B|VGLX-2 vs. /lcg/]]
File:Stamina.png|The Best dying on the pitch while Evil Woman takes a snack break, [[:/vg/_League_X-2#Group_B|VGLX-2 vs. /lcg/]]
File:Cool Off Buddy.png|ZERO SANITY helping Danteh cool his head, [[:/vg/_League_X-2#Group_B|VGLX-2 vs. /lcg/]]
File:Myrtle Abuse.jpg|BLOCK CERO receiving criticism, [[:/vg/_League_X-2#Round_of_16|VGLX-2 vs. /dbg/]]
File:Suzudribble.jpg|Drawing of Suzuran dribbling down the field
File:Lappdivepipi.png|Lapipi the Divepipi
File:Matoi Divegrass Champ.png|Matoimaru bringing her weapon to the field
File:New Players.png|Dorothy, Blemishine, and Endpipi joining the team
File:Toddidivegrasscannon.png|Toddifons loading up her divegrass artillery
File:Muelsysenorf.png|Mumu of the norf cheering on /akg/
File:Suzu Cheerleader.png|Suzuran the cheerleader
File:Delphinedivegrass.png|Delphine juking around Theresis because he's garbage
File:Kin Trophy.png|Kin posing with the VGL trophy, pursued by hunters
File:Divegrass stack.png|A stack of divegrass cheer
File:Heavyrainfailed.png|Heavyrain did not make the team
File:Victorian Rhodes Island Fan Club.png|Flag from /akg/'s Victorian supporters
File:Victorian Cheer Squad.png|Victorians, and Taran, cheering on /akg/
File:Nianbean RMA.png|Nianbean dribbling the RMA ball
File:Mandragoracheer.png|Mandy cheering on /akg/
File:Mandy ded.png|Mandy is dead (or is she)
File:Toddi RMA.png|Toddifons's divegrass talent
File:Logos divegrass.png|Logos activating his skill
File:Nachzehrer Keeper.png|Nachzehrer King tending the net
File:Heavyrain tryouts.png|Heavyrain failing tryouts
File:Doctor red cert.png|Doctor dishing out a red cert
File:Reedball Divegrass.png|Reedball playing divegrass
File:Reedbean Stuck.png|Reedbean is stuck
File:Blemi shed.png|The Blemished
File:Tsunaldo.png|Tsunaldo
File:Doctor fakkin.png|Doctor cheering on the team
File:0 Sanaldo Soccer.png|0 Sanaldo Soccer HAHAHA
File:Lord of Fiends.png|The Lord of Fiends making a proclamation
File:Lappy Celebrate.png|Lapipi celebrating after a goal
File:Block Cero Big Hand.png|Block Cero when her skill isn't activated
File:Rosmontis W.png|/akg/'s flingers hanging out
File:Rosmontis W Anti-Air.png|W showing Rosmontis how to use anti-air
File:Rabi kneel.png|Ch'en. From Arknights. On /akg/.
File:Washed Doctor.jpg|ZERO SANITY attempting to break free from his wash cycle
File:Akgwallpapervgl22.jpg|Wallpaper of the team made for [[:/vg/ League 22]]
File:Sad docs.png|Amiya and Goku consoling Doctor and Giga Dose Doc following /akg/'s and /dbg/'s draw, [[/vg/_League_22#Group_I|VGL22 vs. /dbg/]]
File:Doctors Proclamation.png|ZERO SANITY makes a proclamation
File:Ccpg quad.png|Donkey and the Beans with [[/ccpg/]] on the [[/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3]] wallpaper
File:Ccpgtyrant.png|ZERO SANITY and Donkey once again repelling Danteh, this time with [[/ccpg/]]
File:Ccpg rttc3.png|Artwork of the champions of [[/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3]]
</gallery>
===[[Billboards/VGL#/akg/|/akg/ Adboards]]===
==Team Awards==
===VGL Awards===
<gallery>
File:Vgl14spoon.png|[[:/vg/ League 14]] Wooden Spoon
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 14]] Best General Aesthetics
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 14]] Biggest Spaghetti Moment - 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD's Own Goal vs. /drg/
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 15]] Surprise of the Tournament
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 15]] Most Improved
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 15]] Best Overall Aesthetics
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 16]] {{tt|Best Anthems|Burn Me to the Ground and Speed of Light}}
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 18]] '''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">Champions</span>'''
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 18]] Team of the Tournament
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 18]] Best Player Model - Platato
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 18]] {{tt|Best Anthems|The Golden Age Will Return Again and Radiant}}
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 18]] [[FIFA_Box_Art_Award|Player of the Tournament]] - ZERO SANITY
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 19]] Best General Aesthetics
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League 19]] {{tt|Best Anthems|The Golden Age Will Return Again and Radiant}}
File:Vgleague.png|[[:/vg/ League X-2]] {{tt|Match of the Tournament|/akg/ 4-3 /lcg/}}
File:Your Burger King Belongs to Ursus.png|[[:/vg/ League X-2]] {{tt|Player of the Day for Matchday 8|Awarded for stopping /lcg/'s final attack in the last second of the game}}
File:Ceoburger King.png|[[:/vg/ League 22]] {{tt|Player of the Day for Matchday 3|Awarded for consistently stopping /ddlc/'s attacks}}
File:VGLRTTC2024.png|[[:/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3]] '''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">{{tt|Champions|Together with /ccpg/}}</span>'''
</gallery>
===Records===
* {{team home|gfg}} v. {{team away|akg}} set the [[VGL14#Records and Notable Results|new VGL record for highest attendance]] at 587 during the group stage of [[VGL14]]
* {{team home|fgog}} v. {{team away|akg}} became the first /vg/ League match to have 0 shots on target during the group stage of [[VGL15]]
* {{team home|akg}} tied the record for most goals scored by one team in a half with 6 scored in the first half during the [[:/vg/_League_18|VGL18]] group stage match against {{team away|きらら}}
* {{team home|akg}} tied the record for highest goal difference throughout a tournament with +17 during [[:/vg/_League_18|VGL18]]
* {{team home|akg}} set the team and single player record for free kicks scored throughout a tournament with ZERO SANITY[[File:ZERO SANITY.png|25px]]'s 7 during [[:/vg/_League_18|VGL18]]
* ZERO SANITY[[File:ZERO SANITY.png|25px]] became the first player in the /vg/ League to score a hat trick from free kicks during [[:/vg/_League_18#Final|VGL18's Final]] between {{team home|akg}} and {{team away|feg}}
* {{team home|akg}}'s 9 consecutive wins over the course of [[:/vg/_League_18|VGL18]] and [[:/vg/_League_19|VGL19]] set the record for longest winning streak
* {{team home|lcg}} v. {{team away|akg}} set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 1382 during the group stage of [[:/vg/_League_X-2|VGLX-2]]
===/vg/ Representatives===
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!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED" width=15%|'''2021 Winter Cup'''
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED" width=15%|'''2021 World Cup'''
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED" width=15%|'''2022 Autumn Cup'''
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED" width=15%|'''2023 Winter Cup'''
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED" width=15%|'''2023 Autumn Cup'''
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|align=center width=20%|[[file:ZERO_SANITY.png|125x125px]]
|align=center width=20%|[[file:ZERO_SANITY.png|125x125px]]
|align=center width=20%|[[file:ZERO_SANITY.png|125x125px]]
|align=center width=20%|[[file:ZERO_SANITY.png|125x125px]]
|align=center width=20%|[[file:Donkey.png|125x125px]]
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|align=center|<b>ZERO SANITY</b><br>Second Striker<br> Honors: [[2021_4chan_Winter_Cup#Team_Awards|2021 Winter Cup Best Chant]]
|align=center|<b>ZERO SANITY</b><br>Second Striker<br>
|align=center|<b>ZERO SANITY</b><br>Center Forward<br> Honors: [[2022_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup|2022 Autumn Babby Cup Golden Ball]]<br>[[2022_4chan_Autumn Babby_Cup|'''<span style="color:  #DAA520; font-size: 100%">Champion</span>''']]
|align=center|<b>ZERO SANITY</b><br>Second Striker<br>
|align=center|<b>Donkey</b><br><br>
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==Team History==
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|+ class="nowrap" | Episode 00: Prologue
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/akg/ was formed on the evening of May 1, 2020. In preparation for the upcoming [[:/vg/ League 14]], much debate was had over the team logo and composition. Eventually 23 operators were selected, and /akg/ was ready to make their /vg/ League debut.<br>
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|+ class="nowrap" | Episode 01: /vg/ League 14
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'''<big>Group I Match 1 vs. /pmmm/</big>'''<br>
With much anticipation and hype built up over the preceding month, /akg/ took the field in their official debut against the lesbians of /pmmm/. Unfortunately, /pmmm/ got off to a fast start as /akg/'s offense was left anemic, with /pmmm/ scoring twice near the end of the first half. However, the efforts of ZERO SANITY and Donkey were able to pull /akg/ back to a 2-2 tie. This was the peak of the match, however, as /pmmm/ broke /akg/'s defense with three goals in seven minutes. /akg/'s first ever match concluded 2-5.<br>
'''<big>Group I Match 2 vs. /gfg/</big>'''<br>
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'''<big>Group I Match 3 vs. /drg</big>/'''<br>
After two poor performances, /akg/ was already knocked out of the tournament, so the final match against /drg/ was a matter of pride. The offense (except Donkey) started off better than the previous two matches, actually being able to form strings of passes. However, /drg/ was able to take a defensive error by 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD and turn it into a goal. This goal was quickly canceled out by ZERO SANITY scoring a precise shot, taking advantage of /drg/'s own defensive error. Screams of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA filled the stands. A slow first half was coming to a close when the unimaginable happened. BLOCK CERO, already debuffed by an enemy Agent, activated her skill. She kicked the ball directly into 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD's bag, and it ricocheted into the net. At the start of the second half, Donkey missed another opportunity. Following this, /drg/ scored again, bringing the score to 1-3. Switching tactics, /akg/ opted for a more attacking style of play. This resulted in an eventual goal, with GAOOO finding WA CHING WA CHING to halve /drg/'s lead. After another couple of mistakes by Donkey, /drg/ was able to score on a counter. With the game in stoppage time and the score 2-4, /akg/ decided to go for Risk 26 and threw five operators forward. After a save off a kickoff shot by ZERO SANITY, it looked like these tactics were for naught. However, a key tackle by No Thoughts Head Empty followed by an incisive pass from WA CHING WA CHING resulted in another ZERO SANITY goal. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs filled the stands for one last time in this tournament, and the match concluded 3-4.<br>
'''<big>VGL 14 Epilogue</big>'''<br>
Despite a valiant performance against /drg/, other results on the final matchdays went against /akg/, and /akg/ finished with the wooden spoon as the team in the tournament with the least amount of points. However all was not for naught. BLOCK CERO's tactical own goal was able to give /akg/ an award for Spaghetti Moment of the Tournament, and the team's overall aesthetics on their debut won Aesthetics of the Tournament. With more time, hype, and experience on their side, /akg/ now looks forward to /vg/ League 15, hoping that a new tournament will bring better fortune.<br>
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|+ class="nowrap" | Episode 02: /vg/ League 15
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'''<big>Friendlies</big>'''<br>
Following the poor fortunes at /vg/ League 14, /akg/ arrived into the new divegrass season with a renewed sense of vigor. To welcome the new competition to take place friendlies were scheduled against fellow zero sanity merchants /domg/ and /akg/'s coomer cousins /alg/. The friendly against /domg/ started as with VGL14, with /domg/ jumping out to a 3-1 first half lead. The sounds of women being trampled by elephants was deafening. However 3 successive goals in ten minutes, led by WA CHING WA CHING and capped off with substitute Sad Fat Rich Cat, allowed /akg/ to claim their first victory, if unofficial. The match closed with a chorus of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The friendly against /alg/ was less eventful despite the purported rivalry. Little happened in either half of regulation, save for a clutch BLOCK CERO save on a breakaway EH?SEX? in the dying minutes of the second half. The lone goal came in the opening minutes of extra time. A quick series of passes between ZERO SANITY, KO KO DA YO~, LA GOBLINA, and Donkey resulted in the ball being placed at the feet of an open WA CHING WA CHING, who placed the ball into the corner. /akg/ concluded their friendlies with a perfect record.<br>
'''<big>Prologue</big>'''<br>
Multiple months had passed since the last /vg/ League, and as such new operators needed to be deployed while old ones needed to rest in the dorms. The final results of the squad building gave new team slots to Pixiv ID 79284449, ONIgiri!, Horse Pussy, Poca, Be Racist, Operation Barrenwomb, and Red Katana Bro. Stalwart defender I Never Asked For This, as well as What's His Name Again?, Retardbro..., Stop Sending Clue 7, 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD, {{greentext|african doctors}}, and Loginknights were allowed to rest up in the dormitories. LappGOD was promoted to a Silver Medal while Hantingu Hajimeru, Jessicat, Chenfromarknights, and Skadoo changed skills to better reflect their positions within /akg/. The team was now prepared for the challenges of [[:/vg/ League 15]] and awaited the coming draw.<br>
'''<big>Group I Match 1 vs. /llsifg/</big>'''<br>
/akg/ would start /vg/ league 15 much like /vg/ league 14 against a largely pink girl team. Also much like VGL14, they saw themselves get quickly put into a 0-2 hole. However, after a formation change, Horse Pussy was able to take a long shot from outside the box to put /akg/ on the board. A second half goal by WA CHING WA CHING leveled the game, before a third /llsifg/ put /akg/ back into a deficit. An 82nd minute goal from Donkey, coupled with a clutch BLOCK CERO save, salvaged a 3-3 draw for /akg/ and gave them their first point in their history.<br>
'''<big>Group I Match 2 vs. /fgog/</big>'''<br>
After a barnburner of an opening, perhaps the following match should've been expected. /akg/ and /fgog/ both entered the stadium coming off of high scoring games but neither would leave with even a shot on target and only 3 shots in total. Both teams combining for 0 on target shots was that stat's first occurrence in the /vg/ league, but the 0-0 draw gave /akg/ their second point of the cup and set them up for an important final group stage match against /r6g/.<br>
'''<big>Group I Match 3 vs. /r6g/</big>'''<br>
Coming off the news of the collab between Arknights and Rainbow Six Siege, it must have been fate that led these two teams together. Entering the stadium, a debut of the Rhodes Island Mobile Base, under the sound of Ursus /akg/ was ready to permanently change the perception of their team. A quick start saw Hantingu Hajimeru score off an assist from Donkey before quickly being followed up by a WA CHING WA CHING goal, assisted by standout midfielder Horse Pussy. The 2-0 lead /akg/ took into halftime was their first ever lead. Another quick start in the second half saw ZERO SANITY score off a breakaway, once again assisted by Horse Pussy. This would prove to be the winning goal. /r6g/ attempted to come back after a formation change but fell short, and /akg/ took home their first official win 3-2. With other results in the group going their way /akg/ topped the group and entered the round of 16 for the first time in their history, just one cup after spooning.<br>
'''<big>Round of 16 vs. /drag/</big>'''<br>
/akg/ would be drawn against /drag/, one of the teams who were able to 9 point their group. /akg/ immediately found themselves in a familiar position as /drag/ got off to a hot start and dominated the first 30 minutes of the game, going up 2-0. After halftime adjustments /akg/ were able to get a goal back through a Donkey finish. /akg/ continued to put the pressure on throughout the half but weren't able to find the needed equalizer until stoppage time, when WA CHING WA CHING once again come through for /akg/ and sent the game to extras. ZERO SANITY was able to give /akg/ their third goal in the second half of extra time, and after some bus parking /akg/ advanced to final day with a 3-2 win.<br>
'''<big>Quarterfinals vs. /dng/</big>'''<br>
The Yugibro Bowl. Once again /akg/ found themselves immediately pinned back into a one goal deficit. Almost immediately afterwards, however, Donkey was about to mind control Mystic Mind into committing an own goal. A solo effort from WA CHING WA CHING brought /akg/ into a 2-1 lead before halftime. After a pep talk from Yugibro, /akg/ would hold that score for the remainder of the game, moving onto the semifinals.<br>
'''<big>Semifinals vs. /ssbg/</big>'''<br>
In a match against the defending champions, /akg/ would find themselves pinned back for most of the game. A good defensive effort saw /ssbg/ get few quality chances, however for most of the game one was enough as they carried a 1-0 lead for 50 minutes. /akg/ would wait until the last opportunity to go on the offensive and Donkey would lead the final push to get the needed equalizer in the 88th minute and once again send /akg/ to extra time. The game would remain at 1-1 and go on to penalties. /akg/ would score 4 while /ssbg/ only got 2, and a Hantingu Hajimeru fourth penalty sent /akg/ to the finals.<br>
'''<big>Finals vs. /xcg/</big>'''<br>
Just one cup after spooning, /akg/ would find themselves matched up against a historic and experienced final opponent in /xcg/. Donkey would once again use mind control to force That's XCOM Baby! into an own goal at the end of the first half, giving /akg/ a 1-0 lead. /xcg/ would tie up the game soon after the second half started, but a long pass from LappGOD that found WA CHING WA CHING would once again put /akg/ into the lead 2-1. However, /xcg/ was able to once again tie the game up ten minutes later and then finally took the lead themselves despite the best efforts from BLOCK CERO. The 3-2 scoreline would be all she wrote and /akg/ finished their second cup in 2nd place.<br>
'''<big>VGL 15 Epilogue</big>'''<br>
Finishing in 2nd just one cup after spooning was a massive improvement for /akg/, as was reflected in /akg/'s winning of both Surprise of the Tournament and Most Improved. They were also able to once again win the Best Overall Aesthetics award. While spirits were high after the 2nd place run, there were rumors that /akg/ were now cursed. /xcg/ previously had appeared in two straight cup finals only to lose them both and required years of effort to get back to a third and finally win. With /xcg/ dying after this final victory there were some worries that /akg/ had now inherited this fate.<br>
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|+ class="nowrap" | Episode 03: /vg/ League 16
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'''<big>Friendlies</big>'''<br>
After /vg/ league 15 concluded, /akg/ would enter their first MobaBowl. A 1-0 win against /revue/ would be followed by a 3-1 win over /llsifg/, which saw ZERO SANITY score a hat trick, and a 1-0 win over /tnm/, sending /akg/ to the winner's finals. Unfortunately, it would seem /akg/'s finals luck would carry over into invitationals. A 3-3 game against /gbfg/ led to penalties which /akg/ would lose 3-4. A rematch against /llsifg/ would follow in the loser's finals, and once again /akg/ was taken to penalties after a 0-0 game, once again losing 2-4. A third place finish is nothing to scoff at but three successive finals losses left /akg/ wanting more. /akg/ would schedule two friendlies following this invitational. The first was a rematch of the Collab Bowl against /r6g/ before their friendly general died, this time concluding with a 3-1 /akg/ win. The second was a rematch of the first Chink Bowl against /gfg/, with /akg/ getting unofficial revenge in a 3-2 win. /akg/ once again concluded their friendlies with a 2-0 record. A brief chink partnership with /ccpg/ in the /vg/ league Randomized Tag Team Cup would conclude the offseason.<br>
'''<big>Prologue</big>'''<br>
/akg/ once again rebuilt their squad prior to the upcoming /vg/ league. Jetpackbro, Poca, GAOOO, and Jessicat would be sent to rest in the dorms while La Cucaracha, C E O B E, Suzuran is our Light!, and You seethe. You project. were added to be deployed. Hantingu Hajimeru would have her skill once again changed, this time to doko, but would lose her status as a medal to Skadoo. /akg/ was now set to build off their 2nd place finish going into [[:/vg/ League 16]].<br>
'''<big>Group C Match 1 vs. /hanny/</big>'''<br>
/akg/ would open the tournament facing off against /hanny/. WA CHING WA CHING would continue his role as /akg/'s frontman and score a quick brace in the first half to give /akg/ a 2-0 lead. While /hanny/ was able to get one back before halftime, ZERO SANITY would score a third in the second half to put the game away. This 3-1 win would temporarily be /akg/'s biggest win in their history.<br>
'''<big>Group C Match 2 vs. /ink/</big>'''<br>
Facing an /ink/ that just came off a smashing of /@/, /akg/ needed to be prepared to face this explosive offense. And they came more than prepared. A largely defensive game with a few missed chances from /akg/ saw the game tied 0-0 late. While /akg/ seemed en route to another 0-0 second game, a 90th minute goal from WA CHING WA CHING finally put /akg/ on the scoreboard and gave them the win 1-0, putting /akg/ at the top of the group.<br>
'''<big>Group C Match 3 vs. /@/</big>'''<br>
With results going their way earlier in the day, all /akg/ had to do to keep their spot at the top of the group was not lose by 3. /@/ immediately put the pressure on this improbably result, scoring two quick goals in succession in the first half. A Be Racist yellow would conclude the first half with /akg/ going into the break down 0-2. ZERO SANITY was able to score off the jump to bring /akg/ back to 1-2, but Be Racist would get a second yellow 10 minutes later, limiting /akg/ to only ten operators the rest of the way. WA CHING WA CHING scored in his third straight game to tie the game up but the ten operator limit would prove too much for /akg/ as they succumbed to a late /@/ goal, losing 2-3. However, a 1 goal loss is not a 3 goal loss and /akg/ were still able to top the group and entered the round of 16 yet again.<br>
'''<big>Round of 16 vs. /egg/</big>'''<br>
/akg/ would be again matched up with a 9 point team, this time against first overall seed /egg/ whose lead man, CLANG, was just coming off a 9.0 performance. WA CHING WA CHING scored the only goal in the first half and /akg/ would take the 1-0 lead into halftime. A completely new formation would be constructed at halftime but would not be deployed until later. /egg/ was eventually able to even the game at 1 and the new gameplan was set into motion. A faster /akg/ offense would result in ZERO SANITY putting them up 2-1 but CLANG finally showed up 12 minutes later to tie it at 2-2. Donkey was able to almost immediately respond but yet again CLANG tied it late and sent the game into extra time tied 3-3. Chances in extra time were sparse and with both teams' goalkeepers on top of their game penalties were inevitable. /egg/'s Eggman was able to get two saves, but BLOCK CERO turned into BLOCK CUATRO and blocked every penalty that /egg/ took. Two made shots from ZERO SANITY and Skadoo were enough to send /akg/ to final day a second straight cup. For their effort, this loss by /egg/ would break their curse of only being able to make it out of groups and make the quarterfinals in even numbered /vg/ leagues while being stuck out of survival and knockouts in odd numbered /vg/ leagues.<br>
'''<big>Quarterfinals vs. /fgog/</big>'''<br>
/akg/ would face /fgog/ in the quarterfinals, the first time /akg/ had an official rematch. This game would turn out much more exciting than the previous. /fgog/ took an early lead before ZERO SANITY quickly evened the game at 1. /fgog/ would take another lead right after halftime and it would take until the 85th minute for /akg/ to go on a last minute attack and Donkey was able to score off of a header combo between herself and LappGOD. Off of the extra time kickoff, Skadoo was able to drive down the right side of the pitch and cross it in to a centered up LappGOD. An initial shot was saved by BANE?! but the ball was left open for LappGOD to tap it in with her head. /akg/ was able to hold /fgog/ off with better stamina and concluded the game 3-2. Once again /akg/ would finish top four.<br>
'''<big>Semifinals vs. /gbpen/</big>'''<br>
/akg/ would now have a growing rivalry against all types of idol generals. Compared to their previous games this semifinal against /gbpen/ would prove much slower paced. After improprieties resulted in punishment for /gbpen/, they were still able to win their quarterfinal matchup. But now /akg/ was set out to take revenge for their Yostarbros /mjg/. A lone 64th minute goal from WA CHING WA CHING was all /akg/ needed to advance to their second straight final, winning 1-0.<br>
'''<big>Finals vs. /hgg2d/</big>'''<br>
Do you believe in curses? /egg/ certainly did until theirs was finally broken. And following this game, /akg/ certainly did as well. /akg/'s defense would fail to hold back /hgg2d/ all game. Failed clearances and errant passing would repeatedly put /akg/ into holes they eventually weren't able to recover from. Skadoo was able to respond to an initial /hgg2d/ goal but /akg/ would be down 1-2 at halftime. More missteps would see /hgg2d/ score twice more before Skadoo made it a brace. Down 2-4 late /akg/ needed to send everyone forward to try to get a win, but would only allow one more /hgg2d/ goal. /akg/'s second final in a row would result in a second loss in a row, this time 2-5.<br>
'''<big>VGL 16 Epilogue</big>'''<br>
/akg/ was able to win one more award this cup, with Burn Me to the Ground being selected as Best Anthem. /akg/ contributed to a second award, however it was one of their failed clearances leading to /hgg2d/'s goal of the tournament. While this second finals loss hurt /akg/ more than most teams feel in their lifespan, there was one glimmer of hope. /xcg/'s curse resulted in two straight finals losses, but it also meant that the cursed team's third final would be a win. If /akg/ could just make it back again they would surely finally get that win.<br>
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|+ class="nowrap" | Episode 04: /vg/ League 17
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'''<big>Friendlies</big>'''<br>
Friendlies are entirely unofficial, but sometimes they could be seen as omens for a team's official games. /akg/ would match up against a chink team in friendlies for the third time in a row, this time against /mjg/. However this game would result in only a 0-2 loss. /akg/'s second friendly came against their buddies at /aceg/, and while ZERO SANITY was able to score once the game still finished in a 1-3 loss. For the first time /akg/'s friendly season ended in a 0-2 record.<br>
'''<big>Prologue</big>'''<br>
As usual, /akg/'s squad saw a shuffling before the start of [[:/vg/ League 17]]. This time however there was a very large change in operators. KO KO DA YO~, LA GOBLINA, APPURU PAI, Red Katana Bro, Pixiv ID 79284449, ONIgiri!, and Be Racist were placed in the dorms while This ___ Belongs to Ursus, Zoomer Maria, Nice cock bro, Los Montis, Coomcat, Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake, and Archetto MANIA! were sent out into the field. Donkey was demoted back to a silver for the first time since VGL14 with WA CHING WA CHING taking her place as gold. Skadoo was also made a nonmedal again as C E O B E took her place as silver. /akg/ hoped this newer lineup would be enough to get that finals win.<br>
'''<big>Group F Match 1 vs. /twg/</big>'''<br>
/akg/'s hopes were immediately dashed. WA CHING WA CHING started quickly and scored twice, sandwiching a /twg/ goal, to put /akg/ up 2-1. Even before WA CHING WA CHING's second goal, and especially after, it was evident to all that /akg/'s strikers were not feeling it that day. Breakaways were left unshot, open shots were missed wide, and every other shot was stopped by an in-form /twg/ goalkeeper. While /akg/ had the stats to suggest a good performance, a 2-2 halftime would lead into a 2-4 loss and /twg/ took three points. It was /akg/'s first opening loss since VGL14.<br>
'''<big>Group F Match 2 vs. /vrg/</big>'''<br>
Stuck with zero points after game 1, /akg/ needed a win against /vrg/ to stay alive. Luckily this time /akg/'s offense was on their game. A slick pass from LappGOD found Donkey for an opening goal before she was able to make it a brace, taking a 2-0 lead into halftime. A more defensive formation failed in its goal and resulted in /vrg/ taking back one goal, but a switch to the original formation was able to get C E O B E open for a third goal. ZERO SANITY made it four before one last /vrg/ goal ended the game at 4-2. /akg/ still needed results but they had dug themselves out of their hole.<br>
'''<big>Group F Match 3 vs. /indie/</big>'''<br>
Unlike in their previous two groups, /akg/ did not get any help from their groupmates and required a win against /indie/ to advance out of the group. WA CHING WA CHING and Donkey were able to trade goals with /indie/ to make it 2-2 after 30 minutes. This was at good as it got for /akg/ unfortunately. /indie/'s offense was the opposite of /akg/'s first game performance and scored all but one shot they took, with that one missed shot just resulting in a corner that was scored, while /akg/'s offense stalled after the second goal. The game would end 7-2. YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS received the /vg/ league's third ever 9.0, /akg/ suffered a new biggest loss, and /akg/ was eliminated in the group stage for the first time since VGL14.<br>
'''<big>VGL 17 Epilogue</big>'''<br>
/akg/ did not receive any awards for their poor performance but were once again on the receiving end of another team's awards. /indie/ received the biggest upset and the goal of the tournament, both of which were achieved against /akg/. Blame started to be thrown around /akg/. Was the loss of a sacked player what caused this? Was it one of the new players? Should BLOCK CERO be replaced? This cup would unfortunately start a brief terrible period for /akg/.<br>
|}
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" width=50%
|-
|+ class="nowrap" | Episode 05: /vg/ League 18
|
'''<big>Friendlies</big>'''<br>
/akg/'s second MobaBowl would not be as good as their first. Once again opening with /revue/, this time /akg/ was on the receiving end of a shutout, losing 0-2, with /akg/'s best chance coming from a C E O B E post shot. A top tier game against /dbg/ would follow. /akg/ would score two goals in the first half from ZERO SANITY and Donkey, both assisted by These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus, before /dbg/ would score two of their own goals in the second half. The game would head to penalties where Hey! It's me! Goku's miss would give /akg/ the win. /akg/ followed this up with a matchup against /fgoalter/. WA CHING WA CHING was able to open the scoring but the offense wasn't able to take advantage of a greater amount of shots, with C E O B E hitting the post once again, and the game went to penalties after a 1-1 draw. /akg/'s penalty takers were not able to convert a single penalty and /akg/ was out of the tournament. In place of the usual friendlies, MobaBowl in this offseason was followed up by the Lil' Winter Skirmish. This would not matter for /akg/ as they still only played two games anyways. In their opening match against /feg/, /akg/ once again failed to convert a greater number of shots. A ZERO SANITY goal made the game 1-1 but /akg/ would lose in extra time 1-2. /akg/'s second game saw a matchup with debutants /psg/. ZERO SANITY once again scored but /akg/ once again lost the game 1-2. While Archetto MANIA! provided the memorable moment of heading the ball out of bounds in /akg/'s half after only receiving a throw-in, this meant /akg/ was out of a tournament early again. Three straight poor showings meant /akg/ was at their lowest point since spooning their debut tournament.<br>
'''<big>Prologue</big>'''<br>
A poor performance means a big shakeup. Zoomer Maria, Nice cock bro, Coomcat, Archetto MANIA!, and Chenfromarknights were chosen to rest away their fatigue. In their place entered WageGOD, ALL x2, Cap'n Speccy, hehe pinus, and Pillar Correction. Horse Pussy would also be renamed and remodeled into Platato and would be ready to rape. The medals saw a big chance. Donkey once again took her spot as the second gold medal back. WA CHING WA CHING barely stayed on as a silver medal while doko and Operation Barrenwomb would join him, replacing LappGOD and C E O B E. And, for the third roster in a row, HellaCHAD stayed on the team as the last player voted on. A new roster always brings a new hope and /akg/ was ready to make entrance into [[:/vg/ League 18]].<br>
'''<big>Group B Match 1 vs. /きらら/</big>'''<br>
Spurred on by the sounds of the Golden Age returning, /akg/ had about as good of a start to a tournament as you can get. After a bit of a slow start, all of a sudden ZERO SANITY just burst out into a double brace. 3 open play goals and a free kick would put /akg/ up 4-0. /akg/ was not done scoring yet. Donkey took advantage of a failed clearance to volley in a fifth and C E O B E added a long shot in stoppage time to make it 6-0 at half time. This would tie a record for the most goals scored in a single half. /akg/ kept a little pressure on in the second half but would not score a seventh, and a late /きらら/ goal from Taichou finished the game at 6-1, /akg/'s new biggest win. Perhaps the Golden Age really would return again.<br>
'''<big>Group B Match 2 vs. /aceg/</big>'''<br>
No team can keep up a six goal a game average, but /akg/ needed a ton of struggle to get off what they needed in their second match against /aceg/. /aceg/'s Trigger took advantage of a midfield turnover to put /aceg/ up 1-0 at the half. It took 45 minutes before Donkey was able to find enough space to get an equalizer to make it 1-1. Donkey then grabbed the winner in the 83rd minute off a long curling shot, and the game finished 2-1, though not before a heroic effort from BLOCK CERO was required to snuff out a potential Belka breakaway. Due to this game and the other results in the group /akg/ was confirmed to advance to survival. Just one cup after a group stage exit, /akg/ for the first time had advanced from their group in the second week.<br>
'''<big>Group B Match 3 vs. /alg/</big>'''<br>
/akg/'s final group stage match was against /alg/. The second official Chink Bowl and the first official Yostar Bowl. Throughout Qualifiers and their first two group games /alg/ managed to double their number of official wins, while /akg/ still needed at least a draw against this new look /alg/ to top their group. The scoring at Essex Island would open with doko intercepting a poor header into a breakaway, double doinking the ball off of both posts and giving /akg/ a 1-0 lead. ZERO SANITY would add to this lead with a free kick before scoring off a hehe pinus assist in stoppage time to make it 3-0 at the half. While /akg/ continued to lay on the pressure and finished the match with 15 shots, /alg/'s goalkeeper HONEYYYYYY made sure the game finished at the same score as halftime. /akg/'s 3 goal win meant /akg/ topped their group with +9 GD and 9 pointed for the first time. For their effort, /alg/ advanced for the first time in their history in second place.<br>
'''<big>Round of 16 vs. /@/</big>'''<br>
/akg/'s dominant group stage was rewarded with one of the hardest round of 16 opponents they could've drawn. This would be /akg/'s second match against /@/ after their VGL16 loss, only the second time /akg/ has had a rematch in an official tournament. A back-and-forth first half was finally broken open with /@/'s TakeP scoring in stoppage time. However the lead was immediately evaporated as ZERO SANITY answered with a free kick after Donkey was taken out from behind in the same stoppage time, going into half time tied 1-1. The back-and-forth nature of the game continued into the second half and the 1-1 score would remain throughout the second 45 minutes. Into extra time, /@/'s 72 put them back into the lead in the 97th minute. After the half time break, Donkey would answer the call and get a late equalizer in the 112th minute. All signs were pointing to a penalty shootout. However, late into the extra time's second half, Operation Barrenwomb was killed by an /@/ sliding tackle. The resulting free kick moved the ball past the halfway line, where Operation Barrenwomb was once again killed by an /@/ sliding tackle. She would then loft the ball in towards the box, where WA CHING WA CHING was kicked in the nuts by /@/'s Chubasa right outside the box. In the 120th minute, ZERO SANITY would sink another hat trick, completing his brace and sending /akg/ to the final day for a third time.<br>
'''<big>Quarterfinals vs. /mmg/</big>'''<br>
/akg/ once again had a tough matchup. /mmg/ came off of their own dominant group stage to beat the back-to-back champs /hgg2d/ and were ready to take on the back-to-back finalists. The game started where /@/ finished off with /mmg/'s players getting violent with /akg/. /mmg/'s Medical Professionals immediately got a yellow card for punching Suzuran is our Light! in the face. In the 18th minute ZERO SANITY was able to find the space to open the scoring and put /mmg/ up 1-0. /mmg/ changes followed and were eventually able to result in a Javaman shot which was choked, this would prove to be /mmg/'s best chance in the game. With the sounds of Platinum's checkmate ringing in his ears, ZERO SANITY doubled /akg/'s lead in the 45th minute, giving him his third straight brace, and sent /akg/ to halftime up 2-0. /akg/ would dominate for the most of the second half but /mmg/ was still able to apply some pressure and make BLOCK CERO work until Donkey finally sealed the game with a 78th minute strike, with the game ending at 3-0. /akg/ was now back in the top four.<br>
'''<big>Semifinals vs. /assg/</big>'''<br>
/akg/'s semifinal opponent would be top four debutant /assg/. Coming out of the same group as /mmg/, they made it out of the survival round before beating a previously dominant /wtg/ in the round of 16 and cup veteran /nepgen/ in the quarterfinals. Though this could've been predicted from /assg/'s previous scorelines, this semifinal would be much more defensive than /akg/'s previous matchups. However, /akg/ would be able to respond in kind. Donkey opened the scoring in the 18th minute and it would take 40 more minutes for ZERO SANITY to double that lead, after a ton of effort from C E O B E to keep the ball in play, and make it 2-0 in the second half. /assg/'s offense would largely be shut down throughout the game and /akg/'s offense did all that was necessary, with the game concluding at the same 2-0. /akg/ had reached their third final. This time they would face /feg/, another team that had yet to even lose a game. In the process, they beat /akg/'s Yostarbros /mjg/ twice, and /akg/ would hope that they would be able to avenge them.<br>
'''<big>Finals vs. /feg/</big>'''<br>
If anyone wasn't already a believer in the /xcg/ curse, the ref assignment would make them start believing. Overseeing /akg/'s fated third final was Snaketits, /xcg/'s legacy ref. She made sure the curse's aura was over the entire game. The game start quickly. A foul on ZERO SANITY led to another ZERO SANITY free kick and put /akg/ up 1-0 in the 6th minute. The game would not continue quickly. Back-and-forth efforts from both offenses were repeatedly repelled by both teams' defenses and their goalkeepers, BLOCK CERO and 3-13 Archer. ZERO SANITY came agonizingly close to making it two but his effort his slammed off the crossbar and would eventually go out of play. It took until the 66th minute for Scion of Light to take advantage of a midfield turnover and tie the game back up at 1. Only 9 minutes later WA CHING WA CHING would once again sacrifice his body to get a pass off to Donkey which was able to be finished off, putting /akg/ back into a 2-1 lead, a spot /akg/ had previously been in in VGL15. This lead would not be held. 9 more minutes later /feg/ was able to get a free kick of their own. While the initial shot was blocked, a follow-up effort from Sisterfucker was scored. The 2-2 game would head to extra time. Only a brief amount of time passed before Donkey was killed by /feg/'s Watch Your Back just outside the box. ZERO SANITY once again took and scored the free kick, putting /akg/ back in the lead 3-2 in the 97th minute. With both teams' players dying and the clock ticking down the game started to get messy. A /feg/ midfield turnover resulted in doko feeding ZERO SANITY on a breakaway. The effort was saved, but on the resulting corner doko was fouled by I HATE SUBHUMANS, who could not control his hatred, once again right outside of the box. ZERO SANITY took the long stride up to the ball, set his target, and sunk it in. It was his third free kick goal, a hat trick off of free kicks, and sent /akg/ into a 4-2 lead. A final tackle by HellaCHAD and a final series of passes finally ran out the clock. /akg/ won their third final 4-2. Their curse was lifted. Their logo gained a potential. The Golden Age had finally arrived. And Monster was finally able to play again.<br>
'''<big>VGL 18 Epilogue</big>'''<br>
As with all champions /akg/ were given a final boss match to have fun with. They were matched with /vgla/ and lost by a fairly respectable 0-3 with BLOCK CERO showing off one more time. /akg/'s overall performance throughout the tournament meant that they became the first team to win every game in a /vg/ league championship run without any game finishing with a penalty shootout. In addition to the record tied against /きらら/, three more were tied or set by /akg/ over the course of the tournament. /akg/ tied the record for the highest goal difference throughout a tournament with +17, ZERO SANITY set the player and team record for most free kicks scored in a single tournament with 7, and ZERO SANITY became the first player in /vg/ league history to score a hat trick off of free kicks in the final against /feg/. ZERO SANITY would receive both the Golden Ball, for 14 goals scored, and the Best Player, for 6 Man of the Match awards. Donkey also contributed 7 goals of her own, doko led the team with 4 assists with WA CHING WA CHING also contributing 3, and BLOCK CERO became BLOCK QUINCE over the course of the tournament with 15 saves. /akg/ once again appeared on the awards list in a positive way, winning Team of the Tournament for the first time and Best Anthems for the second time. Platato won the tournament's Best Player Model and ZERO SANITY won the Player of the Tournament. Much like /akg/'s spoon gave way to two 2nd place finishes, /akg/'s poor showing in VGL17 and the following offseason only gave way to their best ever showing, and one of the best in /vg/ league history. A second potential was soon added to /akg/'s logo and the general was finally able to revel in victory. /akg/'s choice of anthem turned out to be prescient, the Golden Age had returned again.<br>
|}
==Team Statistics==
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" width=50%
|-
|+ class="nowrap" | Outfield
|-
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Player
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Caps
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Goals
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Assists
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Yellow Cards
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Red Cards
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Playing Time (Minutes)
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Average Rating
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:ZERO SANITY.png|25px]] ZERO SANITY
|27
|24
|7
|0
|0
|2610
|6.85
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Donkey.png|25px]] Donkey
|27
|16
|10
|0
|0
|2610
|6.69
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:WA CHING WA CHING.png|25px]] WA CHING WA CHING
|27
|15
|6
|1
|0
|2610
|6.67
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Mofumofu.png|25px]] doko (formerly Hantingu Hajimeru and Mofumofu)
|20
|2
|6
|0
|0
|1833
|5.98
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:HellaCHAD.png|25px]] HellaCHAD
|12
|0
|0
|1
|0
|657
|5.63
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:LappGOD.png|25px]] LappGOD
|22
|1
|5
|2
|0
|1903
|6.07
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Jetpackbro.png|25px]] Jetpackbro
|3
|0
|0
|0
|0
|248
|5.67
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Whats His Name Again.png|25px]] What's His Name Again?
|1
|0
|0
|0
|0
|90
|5.5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:I Never Asked For This.png|25px]] I Never Asked For This
|3
|0
|0
|0
|0
|270
|5.5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Skadoo.png|25px]] Skadoo (formerly No Thoughts Head Empty)
|15
|2
|0
|1
|0
|1248
|5.57
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Retardbro.png|25px]] Retardbro...
|1
|0
|0
|0
|0
|65
|5.5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Stop Sending Clue 7.png|25px]] Stop Sending Clue 7
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|N/A
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Mathlets.png|25px]] <nowiki>8*7500 = 1 Million LMD</nowiki>
|2
|Own Goal
|By BLOCK CERO
|0
|0
|180
|5.5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:African doctors.png|25px]] {{greentext|african doctors}}
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|0
|N/A
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:APPURU PAI.png|25px]] APPURU PAI
|10
|0
|0
|1
|0
|612
|5.85
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Loginknights.png|25px]] Loginknights
|1
|0
|0
|0
|0
|22
|6.0
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Cutest Cripple.png|25px]] Cutest Cripple
|12
|0
|0
|0
|0
|601
|5.58
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:La Goblina.png|25px]] LA GOBLINA
|8
|0
|0
|0
|0
|425
|5.44
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:KO KO DA YO.png|25px]] KO KO DA YO~
|6
|0
|0
|0
|0
|377
|6.0
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:GAOOO.png|25px]] GAOOO
|3
|0
|1
|0
|0
|138
|6.0
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Chenfromarknights.png|25px]] Chenfromarknights (formerly Shut the **** Up)
|12
|0
|1
|0
|0
|956
|5.83
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Sad Fat Rich Cat.png|25px]] Jessicat (formerly Sad Fat Rich Cat)
|4
|0
|0
|1
|0
|280
|6.0
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Pixiv_ID_79284449.png|25px]] Pixiv ID 79284449
|6
|0
|0
|1
|0
|372
|5.75
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Poca.png|25px]] Poca
|3
|0
|0
|0
|0
|183
|5.0
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Operation_Barrenwomb.png|25px]] Operation Barrenwomb
|16
|0
|2
|0
|0
|1365
|6.03
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Red_Katana_Bro.png|25px]] Red Katana Bro
|5
|0
|0
|0
|0
|480
|5.8
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:ONIgiri.png|25px]] ONIgiri!
|9
|0
|0
|0
|0
|596
|5.56
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Horse_Pussy.png|25px]] Platato (formerly Horse Pussy)
|11
|1
|2
|0
|0
|497
|5.68
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Be_Racist.png|25px]] Be Racist
|9
|0
|0
|2
|1
|523
|5.72
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:La_cucaracha.png|25px]] La Cucaracha
|7
|0
|0
|0
|0
|506
|5.5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:C_E_O_B_E.png|25px]] C E O B E
|10
|2
|3
|0
|0
|695
|6.2
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Suzuran_is_our_Light.png|25px]] Suzuran is our Light!
|10
|0
|0
|0
|0
|804
|5.55
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:You_seethe_You_project.png|25px]] You seethe. You project.
|6
|0
|0
|1
|0
|209
|5.7
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Belongs_to_Ursus.png|25px]] These Stats Belong to Ursus
|6
|0
|0
|0
|0
|410
|5.58
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Zoomer_Maria.png|25px]] Zoomer Maria
|2
|0
|0
|0
|0
|146
|5.5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Nice_cock_bro.png|25px]] Nice cock bro
|1
|0
|0
|0
|0
|68
|5.5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Los_Montis.png|25px]] Los Montis
|4
|0
|0
|0
|0
|122
|5.25
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Coomcat.png|25px]] Coomcat
|2
|0
|0
|0
|0
|91
|4.5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Auto_Deploy_Has_Made_a_Mistake.png|25px]] Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake
|4
|0
|0
|0
|0
|232
|5.63
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Archetto_MANIA.png|25px]] Archetto MANIA!
|1
|0
|0
|0
|0
|90
|5.0
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:WageGOD.png|25px]] WageGOD
|4
|0
|0
|0
|0
|346
|5.5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:ALL_x2.png|25px]] ALL x2
|4
|0
|0
|0
|0
|148
|5.0
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Capn_Speccy.png|25px]] Cap'n Speccy
|2
|0
|0
|0
|0
|128
|6.25
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Hehe_pinus.png|25px]] hehe pinus
|2
|0
|1
|0
|0
|135
|6.5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Pillar_Correction.png|25px]] Pillar Correction
|4
|0
|0
|0
|0
|220
|5.33
|}
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" width=50%
|-
|+ class="nowrap" | BLOCK CERO
|-
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Player
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Caps
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Saves
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Saves Per Game
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Average Rating
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:BLOCK CERO.png|25px]] BLOCK CERO
|27
|58
|2.15
|5.76
|}
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" width=50%
|-
|+ class="nowrap" | Man of the Match Awards
|-
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Player
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| MotM
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Chenfromarknights.png|25px]] Chenfromarknights
|1
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:WA CHING WA CHING.png|25px]] WA CHING WA CHING
|5
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Donkey.png|25px]] Donkey
|6
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:ZERO SANITY.png|25px]] ZERO SANITY
|6
|}
==Fashion Gallery==
===Stadium===
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Stadium
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Rhodes Island Mobile Base
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Rhodes Island Mobile Base.png|600px]]
|Beginning with [[:/vg/ League 15]], Rhodes Island has converted the roof of their landship into a divegrass field for /akg/ to use as a home stadium.<br> Surrounded by the barrenland of Terra and adorned with walls of adboards, Rhodes Island Mobile Base has become a feared fortress for /akg/ to use against any opponent who gets matched against them.<br> Operators will get moved in and out of dorms, music will change with the season, Amiya will get another class change, but Rhodes Island will always be home.
|}
===Kits===
{| class="wikitable" width=40%
|-
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Amiya Kit
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Projekt Red Kit
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| FrostNova Kit
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Akg kit 1.png|200px|center]]
|[[File:Akg kit 2.png|200px|center]]
|[[File:Akg kit 3.png|200px|center]]
|}
==Rivalries==
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|width=25% align=center| [[File:Alg logo.png|100px]]<br>[[File:Bag logo.png|100px]][[File:Mjg logo.png|100px]]<br>'''Yostar Bowl'''||width=75% rowspan=2|All generals under the Yostar publishing umbrella. /mjg/ came first, while they are friendlier than all the other generals listed the memory of Nyaggerbro is still felt today. Then came /alg/ who really put Yostar on the map who then had to see a significant portion of their playerbase become shared with /akg/, and now both generals argue over who has the better art. Taking up the rear is /bag/'s cunny, coming in with a chip on their shoulder, stealing /akg/'s ritualposts, and then just sharing /alg/'s fate of arguing with /akg/ over who has the better art. /akg/ has only played /alg/ once officially.
|-
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| 1-0-0
|}
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|width=25% align=center| [[File:Alg logo.png|100px]][[File:Gfg logo.png|100px]]<br>[[File:Gig logo.png|100px]][[File:Hsrg_logo.png|100px]]<br>[[File:Mjg logo.png|100px]][[File:Snowg_logo.png|100px]]<br>'''China Will Grow Larger'''||width=75% rowspan=2|The game's developers have history. The populations of the generals have large overlap. The fanbases are two of the most dedicated in all of divegrass. One of the preeminent matchups in the /vg/ League, /akg/ and /gfg/ have only met once in [[:/vg/ League 14]] and managed to set a record, at the time, for highest concurrent viewership. /gig/ came in a massive wave in [[:/vg/ League 16]], but so far two of the largest generals on /vg/ have yet to face each other. But that eventual /akg/ and /gig/ matchup will be one of the most looked forward to games in the history of the /vg/ League. /akg/, /alg/, /gfg/, and /gig/ all combined to form {{team away|ccpg}}. /snowg/ would later replace /alg/ as part of the championship winning {{team away|ccpg}}.
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!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| 1-0-1
|}
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|width=25% align=center| [[File:Lcg logo.png|100px]]<br>'''Sanity Showdown'''||width=75% rowspan=2|What if we hold hands and we're both amnesiacs? Two of the most dedicated fanbases in the /vg/ League with the art to back it up, /lcg/ and /akg/ have been linked since /lcg/'s creation. It must have been fate for /lcg/ to end up in /akg/'s group in their debut cup, with /akg/ taking a thrilling 4-3 victory. Even before that game, and especially ever since, Limbabs continue to pop up in /akg/. With the generals as raucous as they are, further clashes are anticipated.
|-
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| 1-0-0
|}
==Curses==
Over the course of /akg/'s history in the /vg/ League opponents have been faced both new and old. In the process of trying to reach the /vg/ League summit various curses have been encountered and either been taken on by /akg/, passed on to other generals, or broken entirely. This is just a short collection of /akg/'s curses so far, hopes are that it won't get much larger.
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!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| The /xcg/ Curse
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| History
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Xcg curse.jpg|300px|center]]
|Ever since {{team away|xcg}}'s debut wooden spoon in [[:/vg/ League 3]], they had become a powerhouse team who were a constant presence on final days. However, following two successive second place finishes in [[:/vg/ League 6]] and [[:/vg/ League 7]], it took /xcg/ a death and revival into [[:/vg/ League 15]] before they were finally able to come out on top and died for one last time. The team they faced in that final was the still young general /akg/, just coming off a debut wooden spoon. In the loss, /xcg/ passed on a curse to /akg/, with /akg/ also losing in a second straight final in [[:/vg/ League 16]]. The bright side of the curse is that it means the cursebearer will eventually win, which /akg/ did in much shorter fashion in [[:/vg/ League 18]] potentially passing the curse on to old-timers {{team away|feg}}.<br> '''Status: Broken'''
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!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| The /egg/ Cycle
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| History
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:VGL16 Ro16.png|175px|center]]
|Reviving for [[:/vg/ League 12]], {{team away|egg}} would storm out to a 7th place finish. As it turns out, this was just the start of their new /egg/ cycle. Group stage exits and quarterfinal finishes would be constantly swapped between, with /egg/ finishing the next three /vg/ Leagues in 40th, 7th, and 31st. Coming into [[:/vg/ League 16]], /egg/ was expected to continue this with another quarterfinal appearance, and a completely dominant performance in their group suggested this would happen again. They would end up drawing /akg/ in the Round of 16, but /akg/ wouldn't let a curse get in the way of another shot at a final. A back and forth match ended up in penalties, and BLOCK CERO became BLOCK CUATRO to send on /akg/ and break the cycle. Whether this was a good result for /egg/ can be debated, as /egg/ has yet to make it past the Survival Round since their cycle was broken.<br> '''Status: Broken'''
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!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Miscellaneous
!style="background:#171727;color:#3BADED"| Status
|-bgcolor="FFFFFF"
|[[File:Vgleague.png|200px|center]]
|Collection of smaller curses collected along /akg/'s journey in the /vg/ League.<br>
#Stadium Debut: Potential curse that a team is guaranteed to lose when they debut a new stadium. /akg/ would later debut a large update. '''Results: 3-2 win over''' {{team away|r6g}} '''in [[:/vg/ League 15]], 1-0 win over''' {{team away|sgg}} '''in [[:/vg/ League X-2]]'''<br>
#Hat Pick Curse: Long-running curse that the team picked from the hat to win a /vg/ League will be prevented from doing so. '''Results: 2nd place finish in [[:/vg/ League 16]],''' '''Group Stage exit in [[:/vg/ League 21]]'''<br>
#9 Point Curse: Long-running curse that a team that tops their group with 9 points will immediately lose in the knockout round. '''Results: 1st place finish in [[:/vg/ League 18]],''' '''Round of 16 loss in [[:/vg/ League X-2]]'''
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{{Achievement}}
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{{Champion|prev=[[:/vg/ League 17]] {{team away|hgg2d}}|season=/vg/ League|year=[[:/vg/ League 18]] {{team away|akg}}|next=[[:/vg/ League 19]] {{team away|twg}}}}
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Latest revision as of 07:18, 25 November 2024

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/akg/
Okaeri, Dokutah
Akg logo.png
/akg/ - Arknights General
Founded 1 May 2020
Manager Dokutah
Owner Hypergryph
IRL manager BigOlBrainlet !!FdkNaxmlSdM

Reso !!q9PyzmIBtiU
OS

Team colors
Chat color 171727
Babel Black
Ranking 42
Highest rank 1 (11 July 2022)
Lowest rank 54 (29 June 2020)
Top scorer Donkey (36)
Top assister Donkey (17)
Captain ZERO SANITY
Website /akg/ - Arknights General
Nickname Guardknights, Loginknights
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
26 6 13 45 57.78%
GF GA GD
102 89 +13
Biggest win
/akg/ Akg icon.png 6–1 きらら icon.png /きらら/
June 17, 2022
Biggest defeat
/indie/ Indie icon.png 7–2 Akg icon.png /akg/
December 12, 2021
First match
/pmmm/ Pmmm icon.png 5–2 Akg icon.png /akg/
June 7, 2020
/vg/ League
Appearances 9 (First in /vg/ League 14)
Best result 1st, /vg/ League 18
Team music
Anthem Broken Sun
Victory Anthem Misty Memory (Night)
ZERO SANITY MVP Anthem Doctor. [218 Operator]
Goal horn You Can Be Good Enough! Terra Investment Master Class
ZERO SANITY's Goal horn Doctor Dancing
ZERO SANITY's Brace horn BURN ME TO THE GROUND
ZERO SANITY's Hat trick horn AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.
Donkey's Goal horn Video of Amiya Only Calling the Doctor
Donkey's Brace horn Civilight Eterna
Donkey's Hat trick horn Monster
Lapipi's Goal horn Wlfmster
Kits


Arknights is a chink gachashit mobile actually >fun tower defense game that takes place in a world full of edgy kemonomimi, angels with guns, Russians, and literal devils and vampires, all infected with rock cancer, and it's up to you as the Doctor to try and cure them of the plague. Allegedly. You spend a lot more time murdering infected people than actually curing them.

/akg/ meanwhile spends most of its time being huge fucking brainlets that don't know who to E2 next and still can't clear TR-15, at least until they reach zero sanity and start screaming about not being able to play for longer than 15 minutes and spamming random lyrics for hours.

Roster

No. Position Player
10
  GK
BLOCK CERO.png BLOCK CERO
925
  CB
WageGOD.png WageGOD
6
  CB
Skadoo.png Skadoo
17
  CB
The Tyrant.png The Tyrant
1
  DMF
Los Montis.png Nyo Byuffs
33
  DMF
C E O B E.png C E O B E
11
  AMF
LappGOD.png LappGOD
51
  AMF
Operation Barrenwomb.png Cutest Daughter
12
  AMF
Chinky Doragons.png Chinky Doragons
23
  SS
Donkey.png Donkey
0
  CF
ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY Captain
No. Position Player
20
  DMF
Platato.png Platato
15
  DMF
Wakata.png Wakata
3
  DMF
WA CHING WA CHING.png The Best
112
  DMF
AFJ.png A FUCKING JERBOA
8
  DMF
Belongs to Ursus.png This Roster Belongs to Ursus
22
  DMF
Evil Woman.png Evil Woman
106
  DMF
Endpipi.png Out of Control
2
  DMF
Asky Wasky.png Asky Wasky
65
  DMF
Ulpipianus.png Land Dwellers
4
  CB
Mooseless.png Mooseless
661
  CB
Pink Dog.png Pink Dog
420
  CB
BLEMISHED.png BLEMISHED

For doctors who used a guide for 0-1 (WIP)

Resting in Dorms

No. Position Player
1
  CB
I Never Asked For This.png I Never Asked For This
11
  CB
Whats His Name Again.png What's His Name Again?
69
  CB
Retardbro.png Retardbro...
7
  CB
Stop Sending Clue 7.png Stop Sending Clue 7
75
  CB
Mathlets.png 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD
13
  CB
African doctors.png >african doctors
14
  RB
Loginknights.png Loginknights
68
  CB
Jetpackbro.png Jetpackbro
41
  CB
Poca.png Poca
18
  CB
GAOOO.png GAOOO
99
  CB
Sad Fat Rich Cat.png Jessicat
8
  DMF
KO KO DA YO.png KO KO DA YO~
56
  CB
La Goblina.png LA GOBLINA
9
  CB
APPURU PAI.png APPURU PAI
79
  DMF
Pixiv ID 79284449.png Pixiv ID 79284449
7
  CB
ONIgiri.png ONIgiri!
14
  CB
Be Racist.png Be Racist
7
  DMF
Nice cock bro.png Nice cock bro
69
  DMF
Coomcat.png Coomcat
16
  CB
Archetto MANIA.png Archetto MANIA!
5
  CB
Chenfromarknights.png Chenfromarknights
404
  LMF
Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake.png Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake
222
  RMF
ALL x2.png ALL x2
30
  LMF
You seethe You project.png You seethe. You project.
80
  RMF
Capn Speccy.png Cap'n Speccy
5
  RMF
Hehe pinus.png hehe pinus
44
  CB
HellaCHAD.png HellaCHAD
16
  CMF
Pedicabo.png Pedicabo Ego Vos Et Irrumabo
9
  CMF
Suzuran is our Light.png Suzuran is our Light!
19
  CB
Pillar Correction.png Pillar Correction
9
  LB
Zhang Leakerman.png Zhang Leakerman
750
  CB
Mofumofu.png doko
5
  CB
KILL THE OCEAN.png KILL THE OCEAN
2
  RB
Cutest Cripple.png Cutest Cripple
39
  CB
Red Katana Bro.png Red Katana Bro
26
  CB
Forever Young and Free.png Forever Young and Free
4
  LB
Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here.png Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here
18
  CB
Delpipi.png Delpipi
2
  CB
Kill Yourself Now.png You Should Kill Yourself... NOW!
22
  RMF
La cucaracha.png She's a Flinger (Yeah)

Exports

Aesthetics Audio Tactical

Match History

Official Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
June 7th, 2020 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ /vg/ League 14 2-5 L Goal 45+1' ZERO SANITY
Goal 68' Donkey
June 13th, 2020 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ /vg/ League 14 0-3 L
June 19th, 2020 Drg icon.png /drg/ /vg/ League 14 3-4 L Goal 29' ZERO SANITY
Scored 42' 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD (Assist: BLOCK CERO)
Goal 82' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: GAOOO)
Goal 90+5' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
November 22nd, 2020 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ /vg/ League 15 3-3 D Goal 19' Horse Pussy
Goal 62' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 82' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
November 28th, 2020 Fgog icon.png /fgog/ /vg/ League 15 0-0 D
December 4th, 2020 R6g icon.png /r6g/ /vg/ League 15 3-2 W Goal 18' Hantingu Hajimeru (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 24' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Horse Pussy)
Goal 53' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Horse Pussy)
December 12th, 2020 Drag icon.png /drag/ /vg/ League 15 3-2 W (a.e.t.) Goal 54' Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru)
Goal 90+0' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 114' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru)
December 13th, 2020 Dng icon.png /dng/ /vg/ League 15 2-1 W Scored 16' Mystic Mind (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 40' WA CHING WA CHING
December 13th, 2020 Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ /vg/ League 15 1-1 W (a.e.t.) (4-2 Penalties) Goal 88' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
December 13th, 2020 Xcg icon.png /xcg/ /vg/ League 15 2-3 L Scored 45+2' That's XCOM Baby! (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 62' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD)
May 21st, 2021 Hanny icon.png /hanny/ /vg/ League 16 3-1 W Goal 13' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 28' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Chenfromarknights)
Goal 75' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
May 30th, 2021 Ink icon.png /ink/ /vg/ League 16 1-0 W Goal 90+0' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD)
June 6th, 2021 @ icon.png /@/ /vg/ League 16 2-3 L Goal 48' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 80' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
June 12th, 2021 Egg icon.png /egg/ /vg/ League 16 3-3 W (a.e.t.) (2-0 Penalties) Goal 34' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: LappGOD)
Goal 73' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 88' Donkey
June 13th, 2021 Fgog icon.png /fgog/ /vg/ League 16 3-2 W (a.e.t.) Goal 25' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 85' Donkey (Assist: LappGOD)
Goal 93' LappGOD
June 13th, 2021 Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ /vg/ League 16 1-0 W Goal 64' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
June 13th, 2021 Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ /vg/ League 16 2-5 L Goal 23' Skadoo (Assist: LappGOD)
Goal 70' Skadoo
November 27th, 2021 Twg icon.png /twg/ /vg/ League 17 2-4 L Goal 4' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 23' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
December 3rd, 2021 Vrg icon.png /vrg/ /vg/ League 17 4-2 W Goal 14' Donkey (Assist: LappGOD)
Goal 25' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 68' C E O B E (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 84' ZERO SANITY (Assist: C E O B E)
December 12th, 2021 Indie icon.png /indie/ /vg/ League 17 2-7 L Goal 14' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: C E O B E)
Goal 26' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
June 17th, 2022 きらら icon.png /きらら/ /vg/ League 18 6-1 W Goal 23' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko)
Goal 32' ZERO SANITY
Goal 37' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 41' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko)
Goal 45' Donkey
Goal 45+6' C E O B E (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
June 26th, 2022 Aceg icon.png /aceg/ /vg/ League 18 2-1 W Goal 60' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 83' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
July 2nd, 2022 Alg icon.png /alg/ /vg/ League 18 3-0 W Goal 18' doko
Goal 35' ZERO SANITY
Goal 45+2' ZERO SANITY (Assist: hehe pinus)
July 9th, 2022 @ icon.png /@/ /vg/ League 18 3-2 W (a.e.t.) Goal 45+3' ZERO SANITY
Goal 112' Donkey
Goal 120+0' ZERO SANITY
July 10th, 2022 Mmg icon.png /mmg/ /vg/ League 18 3-0 W Goal 18' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko)
Goal 45+0' ZERO SANITY (Assist: doko)
Goal 78' Donkey (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
July 10th, 2022 Assg icon.png /assg/ /vg/ League 18 2-0 W Goal 18' Donkey (Assist: C E O B E)
Goal 58' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
July 10th, 2022 Feg icon.png /feg/ /vg/ League 18 4-2 W (a.e.t.) Goal 6' ZERO SANITY
Goal 75' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
Goal 97' ZERO SANITY
Goal 117' ZERO SANITY
November 25th, 2022 Kfg icon.png /kfg/ /vg/ League 19 3-2 W Goal 7' Donkey (Assist: C E O B E)
Goal 60' Donkey
Goal 77' Donkey (Assist: Lapipi)
December 4th, 2022 Vrg icon.png /vrg/ /vg/ League 19 6-2 W Goal 10' WageGOD
Goal 14' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
Goal 20' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi)
Goal 40' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
Goal 45' Donkey (Assist: Your Metaverse Belongs to Ursus)
Goal 57' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
December 10th, 2022 Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ /vg/ League 19 1-4 L Goal 5' WageGOD (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
December 16th, 2022 Vgt icon.png /vgt/ /vg/ League 19 3-1 W Goal 10' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 22' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Your Race Track Belongs to Ursus)
Goal 83' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Suzuran is our Light!)
December 17th, 2022 Indie icon.png /indie/ /vg/ League 19 2-1 W Goal 24' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
Goal 69' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
December 18th, 2022 Utg icon.png /utg/ /vg/ League 19 2-1 W Goal 3' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 29' Donkey (Assist: Platato)
December 18th, 2022 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ /vg/ League 19 2-0 W Goal 72' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 79' ZERO SANITY
December 18th, 2022 Twg icon.png /twg/ /vg/ League 19 0-4 L
June 10th, 2023 Sgg icon.png /sgg/ /vg/ League X-2 1-0 W Goal 39' ZERO SANITY (Assist: The Best)
June 18th, 2023 Mmg icon.png /mmg/ /vg/ League X-2 4-0 W Goal 4' Lapipi (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 15' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 35' Donkey (Assist: The Best)
Goal 87' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
June 24th, 2023 Lcg icon.png /lcg/ /vg/ League X-2 4-3 W Goal 10' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 15' Donkey
Goal 33' Donkey (Assist: WageGOD)
Goal 87' Donkey (Assist: The Best)
July 1st, 2023 Dbg icon.png /dbg/ /vg/ League X-2 1-3 L Goal 16' Donkey (Assist: The Best)
November 24th, 2023 Fgog icon.png /fgog/ /vg/ League 21 1-2 L Goal 3' Donkey
December 3rd, 2023 Utg icon.png /utg/ /vg/ League 21 3-5 L Goal 2' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Your Dark World Belongs to Ursus)
Goal 18' Your Dark World Belongs to Ursus (Assist: Lapipi)
Goal 79' Donkey
December 9th, 2023 Omg icon.png /omg/ /vg/ League 21 2-2 D Goal 52' Lapipi
Goal 81' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
June 9th, 2024 Ddlc icon.png /ddlc/ /vg/ League 22 2-2 D Goal 81' Donkey (Assist: Chinky Doragons)
Goal 90+1' Lapipi (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
June 15th, 2024 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ /vg/ League 22 1-1 D Goal 4' She's a Flinger (Yeah) (Assist: Chinky Doragons)
June 21st, 2024 Dbg icon.png /dbg/ /vg/ League 22 1-1 D Goal 8' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)

Unofficial Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
September 20th, 2020 Domg icon.png /domg/ /vg/ League 15 Friendlies 4-3 W Goal 26' HellaCHAD (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 63' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Mofumofu)
Goal 68' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 73' Sad Fat Rich Cat (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
September 27th, 2020 Alg icon.png /alg/ /vg/ League 15 Friendlies 1-0 W (a.e.t.) Goal 94' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
January 2nd, 2021 Revue icon.png /revue/ MobaBowl 2021 1-0 W Goal 61' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
January 3rd, 2021 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ MobaBowl 2021 3-1 W Goal 13' ZERO SANITY (Assist: ONIgiri!)
Goal 18' ZERO SANITY (Assist: ONIgiri!)
Goal 42' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
January 9th, 2021 Tnm icon.png /tnm/ MobaBowl 2021 1-0 W Goal 67' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
January 10th, 2021 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ MobaBowl 2021 3-3 L (3-4 Penalties) Goal 19' Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru)
Goal 42' Donkey (Assist: APPURU PAI)
Goal 48' Hantingu Hajimeru (Assist: LappGOD)
January 10th, 2021 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ MobaBowl 2021 0-0 L (2-4 Penalties)
March 20th, 2021 R6g icon.png /r6g/ /vg/ League 16 Friendlies 3-1 W Goal 34' ZERO SANITY
Goal 59' Donkey (Assist: Hantingu Hajimeru)
Goal 90+3' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
March 27th, 2021 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ /vg/ League 16 Friendlies 3-2 W Goal 15' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 34' LappGOD (Assist: ONIgiri!)
Goal 49' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
September 26th, 2021 Mjg icon.png /mjg/ /vg/ League 17 Friendlies 0-2 L
October 3rd, 2021 Aceg icon.png /aceg/ /vg/ League 17 Friendlies 1-3 L Goal 49' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
January 8th, 2022 Revue icon.png /revue/ MobaBowl 2022 0-2 L
January 9th, 2022 Dbg icon.png /dbg/ MobaBowl 2022 2-2 W (5-4 Penalties) Goal 6' ZERO SANITY (Assist: These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus)
Goal 31' Donkey (Assist: These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus)
January 15th, 2022 Fgoalter icon.png /fgoalter/ MobaBowl 2022 1-1 L (0-3 Penalties) Goal 9' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: Donkey)
March 12th, 2022 Feg icon.png /feg/ Lil' Winter Skirmish 1-2 L (a.e.t.) Goal 71' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Horse Pussy)
March 13th, 2022 Psg icon.png /psg/ Lil' Winter Skirmish 1-2 L Goal 31' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
September 3rd, 2022 Utg icon.png /utg/ New Thread Cup 1-0 W Goal 15' ZERO SANITY
September 4th, 2022 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ New Thread Cup 0-0 D
September 10th, 2022 Drg icon.png /drg/ New Thread Cup 1-0 W Goal 49' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Skadoo)
September 11th, 2022 Ggg icon.png /ggg/ New Thread Cup 3-0 W Goal 26' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 32' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
Goal 42' Donkey (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
September 11th, 2022 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ New Thread Cup 0-2 L
September 11th, 2022 Drg icon.png /drg/ New Thread Cup 1-4 L Goal 67' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
September 17th, 2022 Kfg icon.png /kfg/ /vg/ League 19 Friendlies 1-2 L Goal 48' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
September 18th, 2022 Bag icon.png /bag/ /vg/ League 19 Friendlies 0-2 L
September 25th, 2022 Pcrg icon.png /pcrg/ /vg/ League 19 Friendlies 4-0 W Goal 12' Operation Barrenwomb (Assist: doko)
Goal 36' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
Goal 49' Donkey (Assist: Operation Barrenwomb)
Goal 78' Operation Barrenwomb (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
January 7th, 2023 Uma icon.png /uma/ MobaBowl 2023 1-2 L Goal 90' ZERO SANITY
January 8th, 2023 きらら icon.png /きらら/ MobaBowl 2023 3-2 W Goal 10' Lapipi (Assist: WageGOD)
Goal 13' Lapipi (Assist: Pink Dog)
Goal 48' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Donkey)
January 8th, 2023 Revue icon.png /revue/ MobaBowl 2023 3-1 W Goal 9' Donkey
Goal 67' Donkey (Assist: Lapipi)
Goal 80' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
January 14th, 2023 Fgoalter icon.png /fgoalter/ MobaBowl 2023 3-1 W Goal 20' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 55' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Lapipi)
Goal 72' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
January 14th, 2023 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ MobaBowl 2023 1-1 W (4-2 Penalties) Goal 64' Donkey (Assist: WageGOD)
January 15th, 2023 Uma icon.png /uma/ MobaBowl 2023 1-0 W Goal 37' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi)
January 15th, 2023 Fgog icon.png /fgog/ MobaBowl 2023 6-4 W Goal 18' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 21' ZERO SANITY
Goal 26' Lapipi (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
Goal 67' ZERO SANITY
Goal 74' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here
Goal 84' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here
January 15th, 2023 @ icon.png /@/ MobaBowl 2023 2-0 W Goal 15' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here (Assist: C E O B E)
Goal 39' Donkey
January 15th, 2023 Pcrg icon.png /pcrg/ MobaBowl 2023 3-5 L Goal 24' Donkey (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
Goal 59' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
Goal 73' Donkey
March 25th, 2023 Egg icon.png /egg/ /vg/ League X-2 Friendlies 4-2 W Goal 22' Lapipi (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 24' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi)
Goal 49' WageGOD (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 79' Donkey
March 26th, 2023 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ /vg/ League X-2 Friendlies 2-0 W (a.e.t.) Goal 112' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
Goal 114' Lapipi (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
April 1st, 2023 Fg icon.png /fg/ /vg/ League X-2 Friendlies 7-5 W Goal 5' Donkey (Assist: WageGOD)
Goal 20' WageGOD (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 33' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WageGOD)
Goal 45+3' WageGOD (Assist: Chinky Doragons)
Goal 79' ZERO SANITY
Goal 87' Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here
Goal 90+5' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Seaborne Are Not Welcome Here)
July 26th, 2023 Bag icon.png /bag/ /vg/ League X-2
3AM Kot Playoff 		5-2 W Goal 17' The Best (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 25' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WageGOD)
Goal 31' Donkey (Assist: The Best)
Goal 79' Donkey (Assist: The Best)
Goal 89' The /vg/ League Belongs to Ursus (Assist: WageGOD)
September 16th, 2023 Uma icon.png /uma/ /vg/ League 21 Friendlies 1-2 L Goal 19' Donkey (Assist: The Best)
September 17th, 2023 Xgg icon.png /xgg/ /vg/ League 21 Friendlies 2-2 W (3-2 Penalties) Goal 24' Donkey (Assist: The Best)
Goal 52' ZERO SANITY
September 23rd, 2023 Pcrg icon.png /pcrg/ /vg/ League 21 Friendlies 2-3 L Goal 65' WageGOD (Assist: Lapipi)
Goal 89' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
January 7th, 2024 Revue icon.png /revue/ MobaBowl 2024: End of Service 4-2 W Goal 58' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 64' Lapipi
Goal 81' The Best (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 88' Donkey (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
January 13th, 2024 Alg icon.png /alg/ MobaBowl 2024: End of Service 0-3 L
January 13th, 2024 Bag icon.png /bag/ MobaBowl 2024: End of Service 3-2 W Goal 16' Donkey (Assist: Lapipi)
Goal 62' The Best (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 90+1' Lapipi
January 13th, 2024 Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ MobaBowl 2024: End of Service 0-1 L
February 17th, 2024 Hanny icon.png /hanny/ VGL Ladies Night 2 2-2 D Goal 18' Pink Dog (Assist: Lapipi)
Goal 28' Lapipi (Assist: Donkey)
February 18th, 2024 Nepgen icon.png /nepgen/ VGL Ladies Night 2 2-5 L Goal 27' Lapipi (Assist: Platato)
Goal 77' Lapipi (Assist: C E O B E)
February 24th, 2024 Pcrg icon.png /pcrg/ VGL Ladies Night 2 2-1 W Goal 13' Donkey
Goal 23' Donkey (Assist: C E O B E)
March 3rd, 2024 Ss13g icon.png /ss13g/ /vg/ League 22 Friendlies 4-2 W Goal 29' Donkey (Assist: Lapipi)
Goal 60' Your Dorms Belong to Ursus (Assist: ZERO SANITY)
Goal 67' Your Dorms Belong to Ursus (Assist: Lapipi)
Goal 86' Your Dorms Belong to Ursus (Assist: The Best)
March 8th, 2024 @ icon.png /@/ /vg/ League 22 Friendlies 1-1 L (3-4 Penalties) Goal 79' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Donkey)
March 10th, 2024 Lcg icon.png /lcg/ /vg/ League 22 Friendlies 3-2 W Goal 13' The Best (Assist: Donkey)
Goal 35' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Your Bus Belongs to Ursus)
Goal 63' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Lapipi)
September 29th, 2024 Aceg icon.png /aceg/ /vg/ League 23 Friendlies 3-2 W Goal 11' Lapipi (Assist: Chinky Doragons)
Goal 16' ZERO SANITY (Assist: She's a Flinger (Yeah))
Goal 64' Donkey (Assist: Chinky Doragons)
October 5th, 2024 Hsrg icon.png /hsrg/ /vg/ League 23 Friendlies 2-2 L (4-5 Penalties) Goal 30' Donkey (Assist: Nyo Byuffs)
Goal 68' ZERO SANITY
October 6th, 2024 Fgoalter icon.png /fgoalter/ /vg/ League 23 Friendlies 3-3 L (5-6 Penalties) Goal 24' ZERO SANITY (Assist: Chinky Doragons)
Goal 53' Chinky Doragons
Goal 79' ZERO SANITY

Team Art

  • BLOCK CERO blocking zero out of five shots, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/

  • ZERO SANITY getting /akg/'s first goal ever, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/

  • Donkey getting /akg/'s second goal, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/

  • BLOCK CERO, who actually blocked four shots, against /gfg/, VGL14 vs. /gfg/

  • Fanart of Matoimaru

  • Anon cheering on his wife VGL14 vs. /gfg/

  • /vg/ League 14 Wooden Spoon forged in the fires of defeat by a master craftsman

  • Drawing of Sad Fat Rich Cat celebrating her winning goal in a friendly against /domg/ /vg/ League 15 Friendlies

  • WA CHING WA CHING celebrating his goal against /llsifg/, VGL15 vs. /llsifg/

  • WA CHING WA CHING presenting Doctor his goal against /r6g/, VGL15 vs. /r6g/

  • Drawings in celebration of /akg/'s first ever official win, VGL15 vs. /r6g/

  • The team celebrating /akg/'s 3-2 victory over /r6g/, VGL15 vs. /r6g/

  • Fanart of APPURU PAI and Mostima

  • Drawings in celebration of /akg/'s 3-2 victory over /drag/, VGL15 vs. /drag/

  • BLOCK CERO celebrating her birthday and /akg/'s 2nd place finish in /vg/ League 15

  • /akg/'s 2nd place trophy from /vg/ League 15

  • CAM ON AYY KAY GEE SCOR SAM FACKIN GOALS, OI OI OI OI

  • Fanart of ONIgiri! encouraging /akg/

  • WA CHING WA CHING delivering another victory against /hanny/, VGL16 vs. /hanny/

  • Donkey riding on top of ZERO SANITY after his goal against /egg/, VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • Sketch of BLOCK CERO following her penalty shootout performance against /egg/, VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • BLOCK CERO upgrading to BLOCK CUATRO to bring /akg/ a victory versus /egg/, VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • Live shots of BLOCK CERO saving penalties from /egg/'s players, VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • BLOCK CERO's final form, achieved against /egg/ in VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • BLOCK CERO making sure /akg/ never doubted her after VGL16 vs. /egg/

  • Emperor's Blade preparing to make his debut for /akg/ while his fellow event boss Puzzleton cheers him on

  • Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 16

  • Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 17

  • Little Amiya made prior to /akg/'s match against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • C E O B E chasing the ball around the field against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • Drawing of Amiya after her MVP performance in getting a brace against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • Mudrock's goal-line clearance against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • /akg/'s top performers against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • Generalissimo Myrtle sporting an /akg/ flag

  • Drawing of Suzuran ready to take the field

  • C E O B E being cheered on in her goal-scoring performance against /vrg/, VGL17 vs. /vrg/

  • A divegrass medal for Donkey

  • A divegrass medal for Skadoo

  • A divegrass medal for Zoomer Maria

  • Amiya wishing the team good luck

  • Fanart of BLOCK CERO made for her birthday

  • A divegrass medal for WACHING WACHING

  • A divegrass medal for LappGOD

  • A divegrass medal for Operation Barrenwomb

  • Archetto MANIA! heading AIIIEEEEEE out in her own half

  • Secret limited edition divegrass Doctato

  • WageGOD taking the field for /akg/

  • Divegrass Doc among his friends, divegrass doko

  • Drawing made of Donkey and Shamiko playing divegrass before /akg/'s match against /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/

  • Doctato Divegrassfag fighter exclusively found on the C!son pass

  • ZERO SANITY carrying the six goals /akg/ scored against /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/

  • Divegrass Doc chilling

  • ZERO SANITY bullying Shamiko after /akg/'s 6-1 victory over /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/

  • Artwork of ZERO SANITY's four goal performance against /きらら/, VGL18 vs. /きらら/

  • Amiya leading the team to victory over /aceg/, VGL18 vs. /aceg/

  • Fanart of Amiya from her MVP performance against /aceg/, VGL18 vs. /aceg/

  • /akg/ on the attack against /alg/, VGL18 vs. /alg/

  • Fanart of VGL18's Group B(uddies) hanging out

  • Platato divegrass ball

  • Platato standing on a Platato divegrass ball

  • ZERO SANITY with his Doctato friends

  • Platato terrorizing idols during /akg/'s match against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/

  • ZERO SANITY using the deaths of his teammates to lead /akg/ to victory against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/

  • WA CHING WA CHING enacting his plan for victory by letting idols destroy his balls against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/

  • WA CHING WA CHING's plan succeeding against /@/, VGL18 vs. /@/

  • Doctor cheering on the team before their match against /mmg/, VGL18 vs. /mmg/

  • ZERO SANITY lining up for one of his 7 free kicks scored throughout VGL18

  • Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 18

  • Operation Barrenwomb with intact ankles

  • Platato balltato

  • ZERO SANITY featured on the cover of Autumn 2022's The Sound of 4CC

  • ZERO SANITY standing ready on the set piece

  • ZERO SANITY upset with the results of /vg/ League 19

  • Average divegrass match at Rhodes Island

  • Leakerman Zhang bringing in fresh leaks

  • The Best missing a shot, all according to plan

  • The First to Score volleying Endspeaker

  • Various Seaborn evolving to cheer on their divegrass friends

  • Lapipi kicking Balltato into the goal, VGLX-2 vs. /mmg/

  • Amiya scoring a hat trick to lead /akg/ to victory over /lcg/, VGLX-2 vs. /lcg/

  • The Best dying on the pitch while Evil Woman takes a snack break, VGLX-2 vs. /lcg/

  • ZERO SANITY helping Danteh cool his head, VGLX-2 vs. /lcg/

  • BLOCK CERO receiving criticism, VGLX-2 vs. /dbg/

  • Drawing of Suzuran dribbling down the field

  • Lapipi the Divepipi

  • Matoimaru bringing her weapon to the field

  • Dorothy, Blemishine, and Endpipi joining the team

  • Toddifons loading up her divegrass artillery

  • Mumu of the norf cheering on /akg/

  • Suzuran the cheerleader

  • Delphine juking around Theresis because he's garbage

  • Kin posing with the VGL trophy, pursued by hunters

  • A stack of divegrass cheer

  • Heavyrain did not make the team

  • Flag from /akg/'s Victorian supporters

  • Victorians, and Taran, cheering on /akg/

  • Nianbean dribbling the RMA ball

  • Mandy cheering on /akg/

  • Mandy is dead (or is she)

  • Toddifons's divegrass talent

  • Logos activating his skill

  • Nachzehrer King tending the net

  • Heavyrain failing tryouts

  • Doctor dishing out a red cert

  • Reedball playing divegrass

  • Reedbean is stuck

  • The Blemished

  • Tsunaldo

  • Doctor cheering on the team

  • 0 Sanaldo Soccer HAHAHA

  • The Lord of Fiends making a proclamation

  • Lapipi celebrating after a goal

  • Block Cero when her skill isn't activated

  • /akg/'s flingers hanging out

  • W showing Rosmontis how to use anti-air

  • Ch'en. From Arknights. On /akg/.

  • ZERO SANITY attempting to break free from his wash cycle

  • Wallpaper of the team made for /vg/ League 22

  • Amiya and Goku consoling Doctor and Giga Dose Doc following /akg/'s and /dbg/'s draw, VGL22 vs. /dbg/

  • ZERO SANITY makes a proclamation

  • Donkey and the Beans with /ccpg/ on the /vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3 wallpaper

  • ZERO SANITY and Donkey once again repelling Danteh, this time with /ccpg/

  • Artwork of the champions of /vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3

/akg/ Adboards

Team Awards

VGL Awards

Records

  • /gfg/ Gfg icon.png v. Akg icon.png /akg/ set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 587 during the group stage of VGL14
  • /fgog/ Fgog icon.png v. Akg icon.png /akg/ became the first /vg/ League match to have 0 shots on target during the group stage of VGL15
  • /akg/ Akg icon.png tied the record for most goals scored by one team in a half with 6 scored in the first half during the VGL18 group stage match against きらら icon.png /きらら/
  • /akg/ Akg icon.png tied the record for highest goal difference throughout a tournament with +17 during VGL18
  • /akg/ Akg icon.png set the team and single player record for free kicks scored throughout a tournament with ZERO SANITYZERO SANITY.png's 7 during VGL18
  • ZERO SANITYZERO SANITY.png became the first player in the /vg/ League to score a hat trick from free kicks during VGL18's Final between /akg/ Akg icon.png and Feg icon.png /feg/
  • /akg/ Akg icon.png's 9 consecutive wins over the course of VGL18 and VGL19 set the record for longest winning streak
  • /lcg/ Lcg icon.png v. Akg icon.png /akg/ set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 1382 during the group stage of VGLX-2

/vg/ Representatives

2021 Winter Cup 2021 World Cup 2022 Autumn Cup 2023 Winter Cup 2023 Autumn Cup
ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY.png Donkey.png
ZERO SANITY
Second Striker
Honors: 2021 Winter Cup Best Chant 		ZERO SANITY
Second Striker
 ZERO SANITY
Center Forward
Honors: 2022 Autumn Babby Cup Golden Ball
Champion 		ZERO SANITY
Second Striker
 Donkey


Team History

Episode 00: Prologue

/akg/ was formed on the evening of May 1, 2020. In preparation for the upcoming /vg/ League 14, much debate was had over the team logo and composition. Eventually 23 operators were selected, and /akg/ was ready to make their /vg/ League debut.

Episode 01: /vg/ League 14

Group I Match 1 vs. /pmmm/
With much anticipation and hype built up over the preceding month, /akg/ took the field in their official debut against the lesbians of /pmmm/. Unfortunately, /pmmm/ got off to a fast start as /akg/'s offense was left anemic, with /pmmm/ scoring twice near the end of the first half. However, the efforts of ZERO SANITY and Donkey were able to pull /akg/ back to a 2-2 tie. This was the peak of the match, however, as /pmmm/ broke /akg/'s defense with three goals in seven minutes. /akg/'s first ever match concluded 2-5.
Group I Match 2 vs. /gfg/
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Group I Match 3 vs. /drg/
After two poor performances, /akg/ was already knocked out of the tournament, so the final match against /drg/ was a matter of pride. The offense (except Donkey) started off better than the previous two matches, actually being able to form strings of passes. However, /drg/ was able to take a defensive error by 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD and turn it into a goal. This goal was quickly canceled out by ZERO SANITY scoring a precise shot, taking advantage of /drg/'s own defensive error. Screams of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA filled the stands. A slow first half was coming to a close when the unimaginable happened. BLOCK CERO, already debuffed by an enemy Agent, activated her skill. She kicked the ball directly into 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD's bag, and it ricocheted into the net. At the start of the second half, Donkey missed another opportunity. Following this, /drg/ scored again, bringing the score to 1-3. Switching tactics, /akg/ opted for a more attacking style of play. This resulted in an eventual goal, with GAOOO finding WA CHING WA CHING to halve /drg/'s lead. After another couple of mistakes by Donkey, /drg/ was able to score on a counter. With the game in stoppage time and the score 2-4, /akg/ decided to go for Risk 26 and threw five operators forward. After a save off a kickoff shot by ZERO SANITY, it looked like these tactics were for naught. However, a key tackle by No Thoughts Head Empty followed by an incisive pass from WA CHING WA CHING resulted in another ZERO SANITY goal. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs filled the stands for one last time in this tournament, and the match concluded 3-4.
VGL 14 Epilogue
Despite a valiant performance against /drg/, other results on the final matchdays went against /akg/, and /akg/ finished with the wooden spoon as the team in the tournament with the least amount of points. However all was not for naught. BLOCK CERO's tactical own goal was able to give /akg/ an award for Spaghetti Moment of the Tournament, and the team's overall aesthetics on their debut won Aesthetics of the Tournament. With more time, hype, and experience on their side, /akg/ now looks forward to /vg/ League 15, hoping that a new tournament will bring better fortune.

Episode 02: /vg/ League 15

Friendlies
Following the poor fortunes at /vg/ League 14, /akg/ arrived into the new divegrass season with a renewed sense of vigor. To welcome the new competition to take place friendlies were scheduled against fellow zero sanity merchants /domg/ and /akg/'s coomer cousins /alg/. The friendly against /domg/ started as with VGL14, with /domg/ jumping out to a 3-1 first half lead. The sounds of women being trampled by elephants was deafening. However 3 successive goals in ten minutes, led by WA CHING WA CHING and capped off with substitute Sad Fat Rich Cat, allowed /akg/ to claim their first victory, if unofficial. The match closed with a chorus of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The friendly against /alg/ was less eventful despite the purported rivalry. Little happened in either half of regulation, save for a clutch BLOCK CERO save on a breakaway EH?SEX? in the dying minutes of the second half. The lone goal came in the opening minutes of extra time. A quick series of passes between ZERO SANITY, KO KO DA YO~, LA GOBLINA, and Donkey resulted in the ball being placed at the feet of an open WA CHING WA CHING, who placed the ball into the corner. /akg/ concluded their friendlies with a perfect record.
Prologue
Multiple months had passed since the last /vg/ League, and as such new operators needed to be deployed while old ones needed to rest in the dorms. The final results of the squad building gave new team slots to Pixiv ID 79284449, ONIgiri!, Horse Pussy, Poca, Be Racist, Operation Barrenwomb, and Red Katana Bro. Stalwart defender I Never Asked For This, as well as What's His Name Again?, Retardbro..., Stop Sending Clue 7, 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD, >african doctors, and Loginknights were allowed to rest up in the dormitories. LappGOD was promoted to a Silver Medal while Hantingu Hajimeru, Jessicat, Chenfromarknights, and Skadoo changed skills to better reflect their positions within /akg/. The team was now prepared for the challenges of /vg/ League 15 and awaited the coming draw.
Group I Match 1 vs. /llsifg/
/akg/ would start /vg/ league 15 much like /vg/ league 14 against a largely pink girl team. Also much like VGL14, they saw themselves get quickly put into a 0-2 hole. However, after a formation change, Horse Pussy was able to take a long shot from outside the box to put /akg/ on the board. A second half goal by WA CHING WA CHING leveled the game, before a third /llsifg/ put /akg/ back into a deficit. An 82nd minute goal from Donkey, coupled with a clutch BLOCK CERO save, salvaged a 3-3 draw for /akg/ and gave them their first point in their history.
Group I Match 2 vs. /fgog/
After a barnburner of an opening, perhaps the following match should've been expected. /akg/ and /fgog/ both entered the stadium coming off of high scoring games but neither would leave with even a shot on target and only 3 shots in total. Both teams combining for 0 on target shots was that stat's first occurrence in the /vg/ league, but the 0-0 draw gave /akg/ their second point of the cup and set them up for an important final group stage match against /r6g/.
Group I Match 3 vs. /r6g/
Coming off the news of the collab between Arknights and Rainbow Six Siege, it must have been fate that led these two teams together. Entering the stadium, a debut of the Rhodes Island Mobile Base, under the sound of Ursus /akg/ was ready to permanently change the perception of their team. A quick start saw Hantingu Hajimeru score off an assist from Donkey before quickly being followed up by a WA CHING WA CHING goal, assisted by standout midfielder Horse Pussy. The 2-0 lead /akg/ took into halftime was their first ever lead. Another quick start in the second half saw ZERO SANITY score off a breakaway, once again assisted by Horse Pussy. This would prove to be the winning goal. /r6g/ attempted to come back after a formation change but fell short, and /akg/ took home their first official win 3-2. With other results in the group going their way /akg/ topped the group and entered the round of 16 for the first time in their history, just one cup after spooning.
Round of 16 vs. /drag/
/akg/ would be drawn against /drag/, one of the teams who were able to 9 point their group. /akg/ immediately found themselves in a familiar position as /drag/ got off to a hot start and dominated the first 30 minutes of the game, going up 2-0. After halftime adjustments /akg/ were able to get a goal back through a Donkey finish. /akg/ continued to put the pressure on throughout the half but weren't able to find the needed equalizer until stoppage time, when WA CHING WA CHING once again come through for /akg/ and sent the game to extras. ZERO SANITY was able to give /akg/ their third goal in the second half of extra time, and after some bus parking /akg/ advanced to final day with a 3-2 win.
Quarterfinals vs. /dng/
The Yugibro Bowl. Once again /akg/ found themselves immediately pinned back into a one goal deficit. Almost immediately afterwards, however, Donkey was about to mind control Mystic Mind into committing an own goal. A solo effort from WA CHING WA CHING brought /akg/ into a 2-1 lead before halftime. After a pep talk from Yugibro, /akg/ would hold that score for the remainder of the game, moving onto the semifinals.
Semifinals vs. /ssbg/
In a match against the defending champions, /akg/ would find themselves pinned back for most of the game. A good defensive effort saw /ssbg/ get few quality chances, however for most of the game one was enough as they carried a 1-0 lead for 50 minutes. /akg/ would wait until the last opportunity to go on the offensive and Donkey would lead the final push to get the needed equalizer in the 88th minute and once again send /akg/ to extra time. The game would remain at 1-1 and go on to penalties. /akg/ would score 4 while /ssbg/ only got 2, and a Hantingu Hajimeru fourth penalty sent /akg/ to the finals.
Finals vs. /xcg/
Just one cup after spooning, /akg/ would find themselves matched up against a historic and experienced final opponent in /xcg/. Donkey would once again use mind control to force That's XCOM Baby! into an own goal at the end of the first half, giving /akg/ a 1-0 lead. /xcg/ would tie up the game soon after the second half started, but a long pass from LappGOD that found WA CHING WA CHING would once again put /akg/ into the lead 2-1. However, /xcg/ was able to once again tie the game up ten minutes later and then finally took the lead themselves despite the best efforts from BLOCK CERO. The 3-2 scoreline would be all she wrote and /akg/ finished their second cup in 2nd place.
VGL 15 Epilogue
Finishing in 2nd just one cup after spooning was a massive improvement for /akg/, as was reflected in /akg/'s winning of both Surprise of the Tournament and Most Improved. They were also able to once again win the Best Overall Aesthetics award. While spirits were high after the 2nd place run, there were rumors that /akg/ were now cursed. /xcg/ previously had appeared in two straight cup finals only to lose them both and required years of effort to get back to a third and finally win. With /xcg/ dying after this final victory there were some worries that /akg/ had now inherited this fate.

Episode 03: /vg/ League 16

Friendlies
After /vg/ league 15 concluded, /akg/ would enter their first MobaBowl. A 1-0 win against /revue/ would be followed by a 3-1 win over /llsifg/, which saw ZERO SANITY score a hat trick, and a 1-0 win over /tnm/, sending /akg/ to the winner's finals. Unfortunately, it would seem /akg/'s finals luck would carry over into invitationals. A 3-3 game against /gbfg/ led to penalties which /akg/ would lose 3-4. A rematch against /llsifg/ would follow in the loser's finals, and once again /akg/ was taken to penalties after a 0-0 game, once again losing 2-4. A third place finish is nothing to scoff at but three successive finals losses left /akg/ wanting more. /akg/ would schedule two friendlies following this invitational. The first was a rematch of the Collab Bowl against /r6g/ before their friendly general died, this time concluding with a 3-1 /akg/ win. The second was a rematch of the first Chink Bowl against /gfg/, with /akg/ getting unofficial revenge in a 3-2 win. /akg/ once again concluded their friendlies with a 2-0 record. A brief chink partnership with /ccpg/ in the /vg/ league Randomized Tag Team Cup would conclude the offseason.
Prologue
/akg/ once again rebuilt their squad prior to the upcoming /vg/ league. Jetpackbro, Poca, GAOOO, and Jessicat would be sent to rest in the dorms while La Cucaracha, C E O B E, Suzuran is our Light!, and You seethe. You project. were added to be deployed. Hantingu Hajimeru would have her skill once again changed, this time to doko, but would lose her status as a medal to Skadoo. /akg/ was now set to build off their 2nd place finish going into /vg/ League 16.
Group C Match 1 vs. /hanny/
/akg/ would open the tournament facing off against /hanny/. WA CHING WA CHING would continue his role as /akg/'s frontman and score a quick brace in the first half to give /akg/ a 2-0 lead. While /hanny/ was able to get one back before halftime, ZERO SANITY would score a third in the second half to put the game away. This 3-1 win would temporarily be /akg/'s biggest win in their history.
Group C Match 2 vs. /ink/
Facing an /ink/ that just came off a smashing of /@/, /akg/ needed to be prepared to face this explosive offense. And they came more than prepared. A largely defensive game with a few missed chances from /akg/ saw the game tied 0-0 late. While /akg/ seemed en route to another 0-0 second game, a 90th minute goal from WA CHING WA CHING finally put /akg/ on the scoreboard and gave them the win 1-0, putting /akg/ at the top of the group.
Group C Match 3 vs. /@/
With results going their way earlier in the day, all /akg/ had to do to keep their spot at the top of the group was not lose by 3. /@/ immediately put the pressure on this improbably result, scoring two quick goals in succession in the first half. A Be Racist yellow would conclude the first half with /akg/ going into the break down 0-2. ZERO SANITY was able to score off the jump to bring /akg/ back to 1-2, but Be Racist would get a second yellow 10 minutes later, limiting /akg/ to only ten operators the rest of the way. WA CHING WA CHING scored in his third straight game to tie the game up but the ten operator limit would prove too much for /akg/ as they succumbed to a late /@/ goal, losing 2-3. However, a 1 goal loss is not a 3 goal loss and /akg/ were still able to top the group and entered the round of 16 yet again.
Round of 16 vs. /egg/
/akg/ would be again matched up with a 9 point team, this time against first overall seed /egg/ whose lead man, CLANG, was just coming off a 9.0 performance. WA CHING WA CHING scored the only goal in the first half and /akg/ would take the 1-0 lead into halftime. A completely new formation would be constructed at halftime but would not be deployed until later. /egg/ was eventually able to even the game at 1 and the new gameplan was set into motion. A faster /akg/ offense would result in ZERO SANITY putting them up 2-1 but CLANG finally showed up 12 minutes later to tie it at 2-2. Donkey was able to almost immediately respond but yet again CLANG tied it late and sent the game into extra time tied 3-3. Chances in extra time were sparse and with both teams' goalkeepers on top of their game penalties were inevitable. /egg/'s Eggman was able to get two saves, but BLOCK CERO turned into BLOCK CUATRO and blocked every penalty that /egg/ took. Two made shots from ZERO SANITY and Skadoo were enough to send /akg/ to final day a second straight cup. For their effort, this loss by /egg/ would break their curse of only being able to make it out of groups and make the quarterfinals in even numbered /vg/ leagues while being stuck out of survival and knockouts in odd numbered /vg/ leagues.
Quarterfinals vs. /fgog/
/akg/ would face /fgog/ in the quarterfinals, the first time /akg/ had an official rematch. This game would turn out much more exciting than the previous. /fgog/ took an early lead before ZERO SANITY quickly evened the game at 1. /fgog/ would take another lead right after halftime and it would take until the 85th minute for /akg/ to go on a last minute attack and Donkey was able to score off of a header combo between herself and LappGOD. Off of the extra time kickoff, Skadoo was able to drive down the right side of the pitch and cross it in to a centered up LappGOD. An initial shot was saved by BANE?! but the ball was left open for LappGOD to tap it in with her head. /akg/ was able to hold /fgog/ off with better stamina and concluded the game 3-2. Once again /akg/ would finish top four.
Semifinals vs. /gbpen/
/akg/ would now have a growing rivalry against all types of idol generals. Compared to their previous games this semifinal against /gbpen/ would prove much slower paced. After improprieties resulted in punishment for /gbpen/, they were still able to win their quarterfinal matchup. But now /akg/ was set out to take revenge for their Yostarbros /mjg/. A lone 64th minute goal from WA CHING WA CHING was all /akg/ needed to advance to their second straight final, winning 1-0.
Finals vs. /hgg2d/
Do you believe in curses? /egg/ certainly did until theirs was finally broken. And following this game, /akg/ certainly did as well. /akg/'s defense would fail to hold back /hgg2d/ all game. Failed clearances and errant passing would repeatedly put /akg/ into holes they eventually weren't able to recover from. Skadoo was able to respond to an initial /hgg2d/ goal but /akg/ would be down 1-2 at halftime. More missteps would see /hgg2d/ score twice more before Skadoo made it a brace. Down 2-4 late /akg/ needed to send everyone forward to try to get a win, but would only allow one more /hgg2d/ goal. /akg/'s second final in a row would result in a second loss in a row, this time 2-5.
VGL 16 Epilogue
/akg/ was able to win one more award this cup, with Burn Me to the Ground being selected as Best Anthem. /akg/ contributed to a second award, however it was one of their failed clearances leading to /hgg2d/'s goal of the tournament. While this second finals loss hurt /akg/ more than most teams feel in their lifespan, there was one glimmer of hope. /xcg/'s curse resulted in two straight finals losses, but it also meant that the cursed team's third final would be a win. If /akg/ could just make it back again they would surely finally get that win.

Episode 04: /vg/ League 17

Friendlies
Friendlies are entirely unofficial, but sometimes they could be seen as omens for a team's official games. /akg/ would match up against a chink team in friendlies for the third time in a row, this time against /mjg/. However this game would result in only a 0-2 loss. /akg/'s second friendly came against their buddies at /aceg/, and while ZERO SANITY was able to score once the game still finished in a 1-3 loss. For the first time /akg/'s friendly season ended in a 0-2 record.
Prologue
As usual, /akg/'s squad saw a shuffling before the start of /vg/ League 17. This time however there was a very large change in operators. KO KO DA YO~, LA GOBLINA, APPURU PAI, Red Katana Bro, Pixiv ID 79284449, ONIgiri!, and Be Racist were placed in the dorms while This ___ Belongs to Ursus, Zoomer Maria, Nice cock bro, Los Montis, Coomcat, Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake, and Archetto MANIA! were sent out into the field. Donkey was demoted back to a silver for the first time since VGL14 with WA CHING WA CHING taking her place as gold. Skadoo was also made a nonmedal again as C E O B E took her place as silver. /akg/ hoped this newer lineup would be enough to get that finals win.
Group F Match 1 vs. /twg/
/akg/'s hopes were immediately dashed. WA CHING WA CHING started quickly and scored twice, sandwiching a /twg/ goal, to put /akg/ up 2-1. Even before WA CHING WA CHING's second goal, and especially after, it was evident to all that /akg/'s strikers were not feeling it that day. Breakaways were left unshot, open shots were missed wide, and every other shot was stopped by an in-form /twg/ goalkeeper. While /akg/ had the stats to suggest a good performance, a 2-2 halftime would lead into a 2-4 loss and /twg/ took three points. It was /akg/'s first opening loss since VGL14.
Group F Match 2 vs. /vrg/
Stuck with zero points after game 1, /akg/ needed a win against /vrg/ to stay alive. Luckily this time /akg/'s offense was on their game. A slick pass from LappGOD found Donkey for an opening goal before she was able to make it a brace, taking a 2-0 lead into halftime. A more defensive formation failed in its goal and resulted in /vrg/ taking back one goal, but a switch to the original formation was able to get C E O B E open for a third goal. ZERO SANITY made it four before one last /vrg/ goal ended the game at 4-2. /akg/ still needed results but they had dug themselves out of their hole.
Group F Match 3 vs. /indie/
Unlike in their previous two groups, /akg/ did not get any help from their groupmates and required a win against /indie/ to advance out of the group. WA CHING WA CHING and Donkey were able to trade goals with /indie/ to make it 2-2 after 30 minutes. This was at good as it got for /akg/ unfortunately. /indie/'s offense was the opposite of /akg/'s first game performance and scored all but one shot they took, with that one missed shot just resulting in a corner that was scored, while /akg/'s offense stalled after the second goal. The game would end 7-2. YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS received the /vg/ league's third ever 9.0, /akg/ suffered a new biggest loss, and /akg/ was eliminated in the group stage for the first time since VGL14.
VGL 17 Epilogue
/akg/ did not receive any awards for their poor performance but were once again on the receiving end of another team's awards. /indie/ received the biggest upset and the goal of the tournament, both of which were achieved against /akg/. Blame started to be thrown around /akg/. Was the loss of a sacked player what caused this? Was it one of the new players? Should BLOCK CERO be replaced? This cup would unfortunately start a brief terrible period for /akg/.

Episode 05: /vg/ League 18

Friendlies
/akg/'s second MobaBowl would not be as good as their first. Once again opening with /revue/, this time /akg/ was on the receiving end of a shutout, losing 0-2, with /akg/'s best chance coming from a C E O B E post shot. A top tier game against /dbg/ would follow. /akg/ would score two goals in the first half from ZERO SANITY and Donkey, both assisted by These Dragon Balls Belong to Ursus, before /dbg/ would score two of their own goals in the second half. The game would head to penalties where Hey! It's me! Goku's miss would give /akg/ the win. /akg/ followed this up with a matchup against /fgoalter/. WA CHING WA CHING was able to open the scoring but the offense wasn't able to take advantage of a greater amount of shots, with C E O B E hitting the post once again, and the game went to penalties after a 1-1 draw. /akg/'s penalty takers were not able to convert a single penalty and /akg/ was out of the tournament. In place of the usual friendlies, MobaBowl in this offseason was followed up by the Lil' Winter Skirmish. This would not matter for /akg/ as they still only played two games anyways. In their opening match against /feg/, /akg/ once again failed to convert a greater number of shots. A ZERO SANITY goal made the game 1-1 but /akg/ would lose in extra time 1-2. /akg/'s second game saw a matchup with debutants /psg/. ZERO SANITY once again scored but /akg/ once again lost the game 1-2. While Archetto MANIA! provided the memorable moment of heading the ball out of bounds in /akg/'s half after only receiving a throw-in, this meant /akg/ was out of a tournament early again. Three straight poor showings meant /akg/ was at their lowest point since spooning their debut tournament.
Prologue
A poor performance means a big shakeup. Zoomer Maria, Nice cock bro, Coomcat, Archetto MANIA!, and Chenfromarknights were chosen to rest away their fatigue. In their place entered WageGOD, ALL x2, Cap'n Speccy, hehe pinus, and Pillar Correction. Horse Pussy would also be renamed and remodeled into Platato and would be ready to rape. The medals saw a big chance. Donkey once again took her spot as the second gold medal back. WA CHING WA CHING barely stayed on as a silver medal while doko and Operation Barrenwomb would join him, replacing LappGOD and C E O B E. And, for the third roster in a row, HellaCHAD stayed on the team as the last player voted on. A new roster always brings a new hope and /akg/ was ready to make entrance into /vg/ League 18.
Group B Match 1 vs. /きらら/
Spurred on by the sounds of the Golden Age returning, /akg/ had about as good of a start to a tournament as you can get. After a bit of a slow start, all of a sudden ZERO SANITY just burst out into a double brace. 3 open play goals and a free kick would put /akg/ up 4-0. /akg/ was not done scoring yet. Donkey took advantage of a failed clearance to volley in a fifth and C E O B E added a long shot in stoppage time to make it 6-0 at half time. This would tie a record for the most goals scored in a single half. /akg/ kept a little pressure on in the second half but would not score a seventh, and a late /きらら/ goal from Taichou finished the game at 6-1, /akg/'s new biggest win. Perhaps the Golden Age really would return again.
Group B Match 2 vs. /aceg/
No team can keep up a six goal a game average, but /akg/ needed a ton of struggle to get off what they needed in their second match against /aceg/. /aceg/'s Trigger took advantage of a midfield turnover to put /aceg/ up 1-0 at the half. It took 45 minutes before Donkey was able to find enough space to get an equalizer to make it 1-1. Donkey then grabbed the winner in the 83rd minute off a long curling shot, and the game finished 2-1, though not before a heroic effort from BLOCK CERO was required to snuff out a potential Belka breakaway. Due to this game and the other results in the group /akg/ was confirmed to advance to survival. Just one cup after a group stage exit, /akg/ for the first time had advanced from their group in the second week.
Group B Match 3 vs. /alg/
/akg/'s final group stage match was against /alg/. The second official Chink Bowl and the first official Yostar Bowl. Throughout Qualifiers and their first two group games /alg/ managed to double their number of official wins, while /akg/ still needed at least a draw against this new look /alg/ to top their group. The scoring at Essex Island would open with doko intercepting a poor header into a breakaway, double doinking the ball off of both posts and giving /akg/ a 1-0 lead. ZERO SANITY would add to this lead with a free kick before scoring off a hehe pinus assist in stoppage time to make it 3-0 at the half. While /akg/ continued to lay on the pressure and finished the match with 15 shots, /alg/'s goalkeeper HONEYYYYYY made sure the game finished at the same score as halftime. /akg/'s 3 goal win meant /akg/ topped their group with +9 GD and 9 pointed for the first time. For their effort, /alg/ advanced for the first time in their history in second place.
Round of 16 vs. /@/
/akg/'s dominant group stage was rewarded with one of the hardest round of 16 opponents they could've drawn. This would be /akg/'s second match against /@/ after their VGL16 loss, only the second time /akg/ has had a rematch in an official tournament. A back-and-forth first half was finally broken open with /@/'s TakeP scoring in stoppage time. However the lead was immediately evaporated as ZERO SANITY answered with a free kick after Donkey was taken out from behind in the same stoppage time, going into half time tied 1-1. The back-and-forth nature of the game continued into the second half and the 1-1 score would remain throughout the second 45 minutes. Into extra time, /@/'s 72 put them back into the lead in the 97th minute. After the half time break, Donkey would answer the call and get a late equalizer in the 112th minute. All signs were pointing to a penalty shootout. However, late into the extra time's second half, Operation Barrenwomb was killed by an /@/ sliding tackle. The resulting free kick moved the ball past the halfway line, where Operation Barrenwomb was once again killed by an /@/ sliding tackle. She would then loft the ball in towards the box, where WA CHING WA CHING was kicked in the nuts by /@/'s Chubasa right outside the box. In the 120th minute, ZERO SANITY would sink another hat trick, completing his brace and sending /akg/ to the final day for a third time.
Quarterfinals vs. /mmg/
/akg/ once again had a tough matchup. /mmg/ came off of their own dominant group stage to beat the back-to-back champs /hgg2d/ and were ready to take on the back-to-back finalists. The game started where /@/ finished off with /mmg/'s players getting violent with /akg/. /mmg/'s Medical Professionals immediately got a yellow card for punching Suzuran is our Light! in the face. In the 18th minute ZERO SANITY was able to find the space to open the scoring and put /mmg/ up 1-0. /mmg/ changes followed and were eventually able to result in a Javaman shot which was choked, this would prove to be /mmg/'s best chance in the game. With the sounds of Platinum's checkmate ringing in his ears, ZERO SANITY doubled /akg/'s lead in the 45th minute, giving him his third straight brace, and sent /akg/ to halftime up 2-0. /akg/ would dominate for the most of the second half but /mmg/ was still able to apply some pressure and make BLOCK CERO work until Donkey finally sealed the game with a 78th minute strike, with the game ending at 3-0. /akg/ was now back in the top four.
Semifinals vs. /assg/
/akg/'s semifinal opponent would be top four debutant /assg/. Coming out of the same group as /mmg/, they made it out of the survival round before beating a previously dominant /wtg/ in the round of 16 and cup veteran /nepgen/ in the quarterfinals. Though this could've been predicted from /assg/'s previous scorelines, this semifinal would be much more defensive than /akg/'s previous matchups. However, /akg/ would be able to respond in kind. Donkey opened the scoring in the 18th minute and it would take 40 more minutes for ZERO SANITY to double that lead, after a ton of effort from C E O B E to keep the ball in play, and make it 2-0 in the second half. /assg/'s offense would largely be shut down throughout the game and /akg/'s offense did all that was necessary, with the game concluding at the same 2-0. /akg/ had reached their third final. This time they would face /feg/, another team that had yet to even lose a game. In the process, they beat /akg/'s Yostarbros /mjg/ twice, and /akg/ would hope that they would be able to avenge them.
Finals vs. /feg/
If anyone wasn't already a believer in the /xcg/ curse, the ref assignment would make them start believing. Overseeing /akg/'s fated third final was Snaketits, /xcg/'s legacy ref. She made sure the curse's aura was over the entire game. The game start quickly. A foul on ZERO SANITY led to another ZERO SANITY free kick and put /akg/ up 1-0 in the 6th minute. The game would not continue quickly. Back-and-forth efforts from both offenses were repeatedly repelled by both teams' defenses and their goalkeepers, BLOCK CERO and 3-13 Archer. ZERO SANITY came agonizingly close to making it two but his effort his slammed off the crossbar and would eventually go out of play. It took until the 66th minute for Scion of Light to take advantage of a midfield turnover and tie the game back up at 1. Only 9 minutes later WA CHING WA CHING would once again sacrifice his body to get a pass off to Donkey which was able to be finished off, putting /akg/ back into a 2-1 lead, a spot /akg/ had previously been in in VGL15. This lead would not be held. 9 more minutes later /feg/ was able to get a free kick of their own. While the initial shot was blocked, a follow-up effort from Sisterfucker was scored. The 2-2 game would head to extra time. Only a brief amount of time passed before Donkey was killed by /feg/'s Watch Your Back just outside the box. ZERO SANITY once again took and scored the free kick, putting /akg/ back in the lead 3-2 in the 97th minute. With both teams' players dying and the clock ticking down the game started to get messy. A /feg/ midfield turnover resulted in doko feeding ZERO SANITY on a breakaway. The effort was saved, but on the resulting corner doko was fouled by I HATE SUBHUMANS, who could not control his hatred, once again right outside of the box. ZERO SANITY took the long stride up to the ball, set his target, and sunk it in. It was his third free kick goal, a hat trick off of free kicks, and sent /akg/ into a 4-2 lead. A final tackle by HellaCHAD and a final series of passes finally ran out the clock. /akg/ won their third final 4-2. Their curse was lifted. Their logo gained a potential. The Golden Age had finally arrived. And Monster was finally able to play again.
VGL 18 Epilogue
As with all champions /akg/ were given a final boss match to have fun with. They were matched with /vgla/ and lost by a fairly respectable 0-3 with BLOCK CERO showing off one more time. /akg/'s overall performance throughout the tournament meant that they became the first team to win every game in a /vg/ league championship run without any game finishing with a penalty shootout. In addition to the record tied against /きらら/, three more were tied or set by /akg/ over the course of the tournament. /akg/ tied the record for the highest goal difference throughout a tournament with +17, ZERO SANITY set the player and team record for most free kicks scored in a single tournament with 7, and ZERO SANITY became the first player in /vg/ league history to score a hat trick off of free kicks in the final against /feg/. ZERO SANITY would receive both the Golden Ball, for 14 goals scored, and the Best Player, for 6 Man of the Match awards. Donkey also contributed 7 goals of her own, doko led the team with 4 assists with WA CHING WA CHING also contributing 3, and BLOCK CERO became BLOCK QUINCE over the course of the tournament with 15 saves. /akg/ once again appeared on the awards list in a positive way, winning Team of the Tournament for the first time and Best Anthems for the second time. Platato won the tournament's Best Player Model and ZERO SANITY won the Player of the Tournament. Much like /akg/'s spoon gave way to two 2nd place finishes, /akg/'s poor showing in VGL17 and the following offseason only gave way to their best ever showing, and one of the best in /vg/ league history. A second potential was soon added to /akg/'s logo and the general was finally able to revel in victory. /akg/'s choice of anthem turned out to be prescient, the Golden Age had returned again.

Team Statistics

Outfield
Player Caps Goals Assists Yellow Cards Red Cards Playing Time (Minutes) Average Rating
ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY 27 24 7 0 0 2610 6.85
Donkey.png Donkey 27 16 10 0 0 2610 6.69
WA CHING WA CHING.png WA CHING WA CHING 27 15 6 1 0 2610 6.67
Mofumofu.png doko (formerly Hantingu Hajimeru and Mofumofu) 20 2 6 0 0 1833 5.98
HellaCHAD.png HellaCHAD 12 0 0 1 0 657 5.63
LappGOD.png LappGOD 22 1 5 2 0 1903 6.07
Jetpackbro.png Jetpackbro 3 0 0 0 0 248 5.67
Whats His Name Again.png What's His Name Again? 1 0 0 0 0 90 5.5
I Never Asked For This.png I Never Asked For This 3 0 0 0 0 270 5.5
Skadoo.png Skadoo (formerly No Thoughts Head Empty) 15 2 0 1 0 1248 5.57
Retardbro.png Retardbro... 1 0 0 0 0 65 5.5
Stop Sending Clue 7.png Stop Sending Clue 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 N/A
Mathlets.png 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD 2 Own Goal By BLOCK CERO 0 0 180 5.5
African doctors.png >african doctors 0 0 0 0 0 0 N/A
APPURU PAI.png APPURU PAI 10 0 0 1 0 612 5.85
Loginknights.png Loginknights 1 0 0 0 0 22 6.0
Cutest Cripple.png Cutest Cripple 12 0 0 0 0 601 5.58
La Goblina.png LA GOBLINA 8 0 0 0 0 425 5.44
KO KO DA YO.png KO KO DA YO~ 6 0 0 0 0 377 6.0
GAOOO.png GAOOO 3 0 1 0 0 138 6.0
Chenfromarknights.png Chenfromarknights (formerly Shut the **** Up) 12 0 1 0 0 956 5.83
Sad Fat Rich Cat.png Jessicat (formerly Sad Fat Rich Cat) 4 0 0 1 0 280 6.0
Pixiv ID 79284449.png Pixiv ID 79284449 6 0 0 1 0 372 5.75
Poca.png Poca 3 0 0 0 0 183 5.0
Operation Barrenwomb.png Operation Barrenwomb 16 0 2 0 0 1365 6.03
Red Katana Bro.png Red Katana Bro 5 0 0 0 0 480 5.8
ONIgiri.png ONIgiri! 9 0 0 0 0 596 5.56
Horse Pussy.png Platato (formerly Horse Pussy) 11 1 2 0 0 497 5.68
Be Racist.png Be Racist 9 0 0 2 1 523 5.72
La cucaracha.png La Cucaracha 7 0 0 0 0 506 5.5
C E O B E.png C E O B E 10 2 3 0 0 695 6.2
Suzuran is our Light.png Suzuran is our Light! 10 0 0 0 0 804 5.55
You seethe You project.png You seethe. You project. 6 0 0 1 0 209 5.7
Belongs to Ursus.png These Stats Belong to Ursus 6 0 0 0 0 410 5.58
Zoomer Maria.png Zoomer Maria 2 0 0 0 0 146 5.5
Nice cock bro.png Nice cock bro 1 0 0 0 0 68 5.5
Los Montis.png Los Montis 4 0 0 0 0 122 5.25
Coomcat.png Coomcat 2 0 0 0 0 91 4.5
Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake.png Auto Deploy Has Made a Mistake 4 0 0 0 0 232 5.63
Archetto MANIA.png Archetto MANIA! 1 0 0 0 0 90 5.0
WageGOD.png WageGOD 4 0 0 0 0 346 5.5
ALL x2.png ALL x2 4 0 0 0 0 148 5.0
Capn Speccy.png Cap'n Speccy 2 0 0 0 0 128 6.25
Hehe pinus.png hehe pinus 2 0 1 0 0 135 6.5
Pillar Correction.png Pillar Correction 4 0 0 0 0 220 5.33
BLOCK CERO
Player Caps Saves Saves Per Game Average Rating
BLOCK CERO.png BLOCK CERO 27 58 2.15 5.76
Man of the Match Awards
Player MotM
Chenfromarknights.png Chenfromarknights 1
WA CHING WA CHING.png WA CHING WA CHING 5
Donkey.png Donkey 6
ZERO SANITY.png ZERO SANITY 6

Fashion Gallery

Stadium

Stadium Rhodes Island Mobile Base
Rhodes Island Mobile Base.png Beginning with /vg/ League 15, Rhodes Island has converted the roof of their landship into a divegrass field for /akg/ to use as a home stadium.
Surrounded by the barrenland of Terra and adorned with walls of adboards, Rhodes Island Mobile Base has become a feared fortress for /akg/ to use against any opponent who gets matched against them.
Operators will get moved in and out of dorms, music will change with the season, Amiya will get another class change, but Rhodes Island will always be home.

Kits

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Rivalries

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Yostar Bowl		 All generals under the Yostar publishing umbrella. /mjg/ came first, while they are friendlier than all the other generals listed the memory of Nyaggerbro is still felt today. Then came /alg/ who really put Yostar on the map who then had to see a significant portion of their playerbase become shared with /akg/, and now both generals argue over who has the better art. Taking up the rear is /bag/'s cunny, coming in with a chip on their shoulder, stealing /akg/'s ritualposts, and then just sharing /alg/'s fate of arguing with /akg/ over who has the better art. /akg/ has only played /alg/ once officially.
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China Will Grow Larger		 The game's developers have history. The populations of the generals have large overlap. The fanbases are two of the most dedicated in all of divegrass. One of the preeminent matchups in the /vg/ League, /akg/ and /gfg/ have only met once in /vg/ League 14 and managed to set a record, at the time, for highest concurrent viewership. /gig/ came in a massive wave in /vg/ League 16, but so far two of the largest generals on /vg/ have yet to face each other. But that eventual /akg/ and /gig/ matchup will be one of the most looked forward to games in the history of the /vg/ League. /akg/, /alg/, /gfg/, and /gig/ all combined to form Ccpg icon.png /ccpg/. /snowg/ would later replace /alg/ as part of the championship winning Ccpg icon.png /ccpg/.
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Sanity Showdown		 What if we hold hands and we're both amnesiacs? Two of the most dedicated fanbases in the /vg/ League with the art to back it up, /lcg/ and /akg/ have been linked since /lcg/'s creation. It must have been fate for /lcg/ to end up in /akg/'s group in their debut cup, with /akg/ taking a thrilling 4-3 victory. Even before that game, and especially ever since, Limbabs continue to pop up in /akg/. With the generals as raucous as they are, further clashes are anticipated.
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Curses

Over the course of /akg/'s history in the /vg/ League opponents have been faced both new and old. In the process of trying to reach the /vg/ League summit various curses have been encountered and either been taken on by /akg/, passed on to other generals, or broken entirely. This is just a short collection of /akg/'s curses so far, hopes are that it won't get much larger.

The /xcg/ Curse History
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 Ever since Xcg icon.png /xcg/'s debut wooden spoon in /vg/ League 3, they had become a powerhouse team who were a constant presence on final days. However, following two successive second place finishes in /vg/ League 6 and /vg/ League 7, it took /xcg/ a death and revival into /vg/ League 15 before they were finally able to come out on top and died for one last time. The team they faced in that final was the still young general /akg/, just coming off a debut wooden spoon. In the loss, /xcg/ passed on a curse to /akg/, with /akg/ also losing in a second straight final in /vg/ League 16. The bright side of the curse is that it means the cursebearer will eventually win, which /akg/ did in much shorter fashion in /vg/ League 18 potentially passing the curse on to old-timers Feg icon.png /feg/.
Status: Broken
The /egg/ Cycle History
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 Reviving for /vg/ League 12, Egg icon.png /egg/ would storm out to a 7th place finish. As it turns out, this was just the start of their new /egg/ cycle. Group stage exits and quarterfinal finishes would be constantly swapped between, with /egg/ finishing the next three /vg/ Leagues in 40th, 7th, and 31st. Coming into /vg/ League 16, /egg/ was expected to continue this with another quarterfinal appearance, and a completely dominant performance in their group suggested this would happen again. They would end up drawing /akg/ in the Round of 16, but /akg/ wouldn't let a curse get in the way of another shot at a final. A back and forth match ended up in penalties, and BLOCK CERO became BLOCK CUATRO to send on /akg/ and break the cycle. Whether this was a good result for /egg/ can be debated, as /egg/ has yet to make it past the Survival Round since their cycle was broken.
Status: Broken
Miscellaneous Status
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 Collection of smaller curses collected along /akg/'s journey in the /vg/ League.
  1. Stadium Debut: Potential curse that a team is guaranteed to lose when they debut a new stadium. /akg/ would later debut a large update. Results: 3-2 win over R6g icon.png /r6g/ in /vg/ League 15, 1-0 win over Sgg icon.png /sgg/ in /vg/ League X-2
  2. Hat Pick Curse: Long-running curse that the team picked from the hat to win a /vg/ League will be prevented from doing so. Results: 2nd place finish in /vg/ League 16, Group Stage exit in /vg/ League 21
  3. 9 Point Curse: Long-running curse that a team that tops their group with 9 points will immediately lose in the knockout round. Results: 1st place finish in /vg/ League 18, Round of 16 loss in /vg/ League X-2
Achievements
/vg/ League
Preceded by
/vg/ League 17 Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ 		/vg/ League Champions
/vg/ League 18 Akg icon.png /akg/ 		Succeeded by
/vg/ League 19 Twg icon.png /twg/
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