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DO'H I MISSED! KUYASHII!!!
/retardy/ - Mario Retardy
Founded September 2018 Owner Komrade Bowser IRL manager /retardy/ Council Team colors Chat color fa571c Sarasaland Orange Top scorer () Top assister () Captain DayZ Website /retardy/ - Mario Retardy Nickname The Retards
Historic performance
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Kits

The ultimate culmination of AI programming, getting drunk beyond reason, & yelling at your favorite Nintendo character for not winning that crucial minigame. This, is Mario Party.

Team Information

History

HEY HEY PAISANOS THIS IS THE SUPER MARIO RETARDY SHOW!! Here, instead of forcibly placing characters into spots just because, team positions are instead determined based upon a one-year season (going from the Retardy after a Winter Elite Cup ends to the week before the next Winter Elite Cup begins), where Gold Captaincy goes to whoever wins the most Retardy games (but in case of a tie, whoever collects the most stars out of the year will win the spot), and Silver goes to whoever collects the most coins (with the same tie-breaker rules being applied here).

Roster - Boris Circlejerk League I

No. Position Player 50   GK Wandering Boo(b) 1   CB >1 15   CB Welfare Dong 5   CB First National Bank of Koopa 0   LMF WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!! 200   RMF IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!! 40   AMF IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!! 999   AMF JEWario 7   SS WAH 2   SS Little Intellect 9   CF DayZ

No. Position Player 500   GK GET FUCKED 21   CB Trolldette 17   CB BOBBEH 12   CB Beardo 20   CB Spoopy Spary Bones 24   CB Toad Howard 89   CB Jobshi 56   LMF IT'S HIS PARTY 58   RMF Ear of Weegee 3   SS KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD 53   SS OG Thot 25   SS HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD

Roster - Boris Circlejerk League II

No. Position Player 50   GK Wandering Boo(b) 1   CB >1 4   CB Welfare Dong 5   CB First National Bank of Koopa 0   LMF WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!! 200   RMF IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!! 40   AMF IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!! 9   AMF WAH 999   SS JEWario 2   SS Little Intellect 10   CF Proshi

No. Position Player 500   GK GET FUCKED 21   CB MC Hammer 30   CB Squid 777   CB DUDE SHROOMS LMAO 64   CB Ear of Weegee 20   CB LAMP 50   CB OG Thot 52   LMF IT'S HIS PARTY 33   RMF Spoopy Spary Bones 3   SS KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD 75   SS DayZ 25   SS HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD

Roster - Boris Circlejerk League III

No. Position Player 50   GK Wandering Boo(b) 1   CB >1 4   CB >MP4 5   CB First National Bank of Koopa 0   LMF WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!! 200   RMF IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!! 40   AMF IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!! 80   AMF Fug 7   SS Proshi 2   SS Little Intellect 8   CF WAH

No. Position Player 500   GK GET FUCKED 3   CB KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD 999   CB "Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMPS!" 777   CB DUDE SHROOMS LMAO 20   CB LAMP 19   CB Trolldette 60   CB Ear of Weegee 53   LMF IT'S HIS PARTY 42   LMF OG Thot 49   RMF Welfare Dongiroth 62   RMF JEWario 25   SS HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD

Roster - Boris Circlejerk League IV

No. Position Player 50   GK Wandering Boo(b) 1   CB >1 4   CB >MP4 5   CB First National Bank of Koopa 0   LMF WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!!! 200   RMF IT'S FUCKING LEGIT!!! 40   AMF IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!! 80   AMF Fug 800   SS "Ah, well, if it isn't the SIMP LO!" 2   SS Little Intellect 7   CF WAH

No. Position Player 500   GK GET FUCKED 3   CB KEYS FOR THE KEY GOD 27   CB BOBBEH 777   CB DUDE SHROOMS LMAO 20   CB LAMP 34   CB IT'S HIS PARTY 999   CB JEWario 42   LMF Spoopy Spary Bones 47   LMF Welfare Dongiroth 48   RMF Proshi 54   RMF Ear of Weegee 25   SS HA HA GOMMUNISM :DDD

Match History

TBD