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Archives of the team can be found at the Match History section.

/utg/
We Can't Go To Hell, We're All Outta Vacation Days
/utg/ - Undertale General
Founded November 2nd, 2015 Owner Toby Fox IRL manager Prunselball !!W7Lisdehms Trainer !!z/nDNyNKZRL Team colors Chat color 67a4e0 Child's Striped Shirt Cyan Ranking 9 ( 14) Highest rank 2 (13 June 2016) Lowest rank 54 (30 June 2019) Top scorer BAD TIMES (59) Top assister BAD TIMES (30) Captain BAD TIMES Website /utg/ - Undertale General Nickname MTT-Brand Mettaball Athletic ClubTM
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 31 8 23 62 50%
GF GA GD 137 112 +25
Biggest win /gig/  1–7  /utg/ June 18, 2023 Biggest defeat /kspg/  4–1  /utg/ December 19, 2015 First match /domg/  1–2  /utg/ December 4, 2015
/vg/ League Appearances 14 (First in /vg/ League 5) Best result 5th, /vg/ Leagues 7 & 22
Team music
Anthem Knock You Down!! Away Anthem Mad Dummy (RichaadEB) Victory Anthem Last Goodbye Goal horn Rude Buster BAD TIMES Goalhorn Megalovania (The Poopshitters, Album 10 Song 10) [BIG SHOT] Goalhorn BIG SHOT (The Pukethrowers, Album 10 Song 10) Burgerpants Goalhorn Death by Glamour (RichaadEB) DETERMINATION Goalhorn Spider Dance (Holder Remix) I CAN'T DO ANYTHING Goalhorn The World Revolving (Gooseworx) Stoppage Goalhorn Dogsong (Dunked On Ver.) Brace+ Goalhorns See Music Export
Kits

Team Information

Reputation

Early in the team's history, the monster mash was initially regarded as a flash-in-the-pan nuiscance in /vg/ and something of a blight, but time and familiarity has softened things a bit. While the threads themselves remain interminably horny and autistic, Undertale (along with the parts of Deltarune that FUCKING HACK HAS GOTTEN OFF HIS LAZY ASS TO RELEASE) has stood the test of time. Whatever borderline-/trash/ fanart smut or mentally ill tripfagging is happening in the thread, at least people like seeing the team out on the pitch.

After a long hiatus from the league, their VGL17 return gave them a new lease on life as a mid-tier collection of pranksters, escaping groups regularly but iffy in knockouts and quick to exit if they see Final Day action. Their actual skill and performance fluctuates wildly: choking against gimme opponents, sneaking out undeserved wins, going GOD OF HYPERDEATH mode without warning, racking up fouls, or playing some of the most unwatchable spaghetti-dropping zero-IQ garbage ever witnessed by man or beast. If they exceed expectations they're a Cinderella story, and if they under-perform they're exposed frauds and retards that should be banished and sealed underground. Whatever they do, it's usually funny... just be sure the joke isn't on you.

History

Previous save states can be seen at /utg/ History.

/vg/ League 19

As the first cup under live coaching in many years, Group E of /vg/ League 19 was predominantly new faces, but an opponent met once before in /digi/ was up first. Jevil, now confined to a wheelchair, decided to finally start doing things (scores, assists, defense, back flips, etc.) en route to being honored Man of the Match after a 2-0 victory. That win was ultimately a twotoriel tutorial match, though, as /feg/ chose their match against us to not bench a medal, and proceeded to kick the monster gang up and down the pitch for the first half. The second half was better, but ultimately the damage was done, and a valuable lesson was learned about fluid formations cobbled together the night before. Sitting as the low 3 of a precarious 4-3-3-1 in group stage math, it was essentially Just Win LOL against /alg/; doable, but not guaranteed. After another intensive all-night cram session before the game, the team discovered the fabled tactic known as "having offense" and cruised to not only victory, but narrowly clinching the top of the group without even using their substitutions.

Elated with the fact he didn't completely shit the bed, the coach happily crashed asleep... and totally missed that there was a bonus playoff against /pmmm/ later that day; oops. Thankfully, The Lads knew the playbook and the team took a 3-1 win to a temporary top-eight seeding. After a nice Day 10 not having to manage via phone (and Flowey getting Day 9 Player of the Day for being a cheeky li'l shit) the Round of 16 match against /fgoalter/ proved to be a nail biter. LIZ LOVE drew first blood, but a goddamn ERA PENAL put the score level again. A cheeky 45+1 brace from DETERMINATION had /utg/ up at the half, but Kiryu-chan soon pulled it even. At last, buoyed by the synergy of Susie and Krabs in the backfield, Determination nailed a crucial hat trick at 87' and sent /utg/ to their second-ever Final Day. Unfortunately, the team's coaster car ride ran out of track against /akg/; two quick goals early in the first half couldn't be answered, and the monsters lost by one, just like their meeting in the New Thread Cup not long prior. Still, at least the difference wasn't a FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE FREE KICK. And hey, SPAMTON ACTUALLY SCORED! Top 8 for the second time ever, ending a six year drought? Pretty good. Now to laugh, and return to their mind palace...

/vg/ League X-2 or 20 or Whatever

The team enjoyed their downtime before /vg/ League X-2 began, including finally notching a(n exhibition) win against their Super High-School Level white whale /drg/, but the new season brought new challenges. League officials' new rules and a return to PES19 took time to get adjusted to, and the opponents of Group D presented an immediate threat amid the headache of a playbook revamp. /gig/ had just come off winning bronze last League, /@/ was in similarly strong form having kicked the tar out of the team in recent memory, and the newly-debuting /xgg/ represented a complete unknown.

With /xgg/ to face down first, Burgerpants scored quick and the team held it together for most of their first game against the rookies... but it didn't last. They were plagued by fatigue in the last 15 minutes of play, and a 2-0 lead dissolved quickly into a hard-fought tie, thanks in no small part to Starwalker's tenacious goalkeeping. Uncharacteristically for the Extended Universe Fun Gang, they responded next week's group math pressure with a fury not even their coach knew they had in them. /gig/ drew first blood, but unknowingly had opened their own personal Doorway to Brazil, spending minute 27 on having a really, really bad time. The team sat (precariously) at the top of the group, with a big cushion between them and group stage elimination, but the idols of /@/ were in top form... and /utg/ knew it. They assumed a defensive position, and kept the loss from being a rout, but a baited foul from FAT BITCH got Jevil his second yellow card, suspending him before Survival Round when the team needed him most to do something... anything!

Day 9's mind-warping length led to a series of impromptu pickup matches, and a loss to /5N@F/ at the end of a seemingly endless day sank the team's spirit and brainpower even further. As a result, their Day 10 rematch with /fgoalter/ was one of the most dreadful contests in recent memory... at least until it went to 0-0 penalties after ET and looped back around to being funny. The first 3 exchanges went tit-for-fat, but a save on Burgerpants proved the difference maker. The monsters clawed out a roster slot all the way at the far end of the bench, but the tournament was over for them. While the post-revival representative streak survived the ordeal, the team was demonstrably in need of some work.

/vg/ League 21

Faced with rules and configurations changing drastically once again, it was the right time for the addition of Trainer !!z/nDNyNKZRL to double the team's management staff to a mind-boggling two people. The friendlies were a vital time to try new things out and consult the fans. Sans' experiments with radioactive calcium turned him briefly into a Papyrus-sized behemoth, but the plan was ultimately rejected after sizable losses to /2hug/ and /indie/ brethren. Even besides the valuable practice, at least Tall Sans scared the bejesus out of /aceg/ for a match. These games were also the farewell tour for Toriel "GOATmom" Dreemurr, who retired her #3 jersey and opted to bake cinnamon and/or butterscotch and/or snail pies for after the team's games. In her stead came her second-favorite son Kris, with knife and cage-wagon in tow.

The team was slotted into Group C, featuring the stalwart /fgog/, the plucky-but-beleaguered /omg/, and FUCKING LE MICKEY FREEKICKEY ZERO SANALDO /akg/ not long after clashing on VGL19's final day. With a group this competitive, /utg/ sought group points and big scores early out the gate, and were lucky to face the debuting Omega Strikers first. The match was an offensive free-for-all, a defensive letdown, and a goalkeeping shitshow, but /utg/ was able to outpace the quasi-soccer players. After trading bloots to 3-3, Spamton finally scored his second VGL-career goal (showing off his new goalhorn) to go up at the half. The creatures held that lead (and extended it slightly) to the end... but not before the #1 Rated Salesman also picked up a pointless yellow card in post-90' stoppage. That's our Big Shit alright.

Wasting no time getting the clown show on the road, BIG SHIT picked up his second VGL21 yellow card at TWO MINUTES INTO THE NEXT FUCKING GAME, ensuring he would spend grip weekend cooling off in his goddamn garbage can. The Free Kick Free Goal Merchants capitalized right away, and only twenty minutes in it was already 0-2. However, in the spirit of CHAOS, Jevil opened the doors for a rally, and twenty minutes after that awful start the gang was up 3-2. They held that lead from minute 40 clear into the last moments of stoppage, during which Jevil got his first ever brace and gave the audience their first taste of TRUE CHAOS over the stadium PA. By Day 6's end, /utg/ was atop a 6-3-3-0 group, but a date with /fgog/ on Spam Filter Saturday and a potential triple-six tragedy still loomed. Despite briefly holding the lead during the close game, the monsters ultimately fell behind 2-3 just after second-half kickoff and the match fizzled out from there. Though a Group C victory was narrowly secured, the battle-tested theater geeks of /revue/ took the monsters out 2-1 in a Round of 16 spaghetti-fest that saw Burgerpants as both the target of various tackles and the only monster who remembered where the opponent's net was. Still, with the post-revival rep streak intact, anything else would've been icing on the eugenics-free lemon bread. Until next time.

/vg/ League 22

The gang enjoyed their time in pre-League friendlies by sandwiching yet another loss to /indie/ with two exciting benuldies clinches against storied racists /vgt/ and the dearly departed /fg/, unknowingly setting the tone for their draw-heavy match results to come in Group L. Whether or not they simply forgot that group stage games don't go to shootouts is not fully known, but the pattern started right away with /llsifg/, with the team going from 2-0 at the half to a hard-fought 3-3 amid careful coach manuevering. Next came /smbg/ which, despite being HIS TEAM and HIS PITCH and another MOTM nod for Determination, was actually all Burgerpants' show; long connections from his boss frequently set up juke moves and acrobatic trick passes in a Globetrotters-esque 4-1 rout, earning the neurotic wagie a Player of the Day nod for his effort.

The team came into Grip Weekend on a razor's edge lead at 4-4-3-0, but the team was apparently due for another spaghetti-spilling nil-nil freak show of a match against the long-suffering and already-eliminated /mmg/. The hapless robots were absolutely stonewalled by Starwalker to the tune of six saves and a keeper Man of the Match. Somehow, despite that crime against footie, which left the managers feeling compelled to literally apologize, the group's final match of idols and plumbers also resulted in a (much more entertaining) draw, which secured the Fun Gang top of the group on a meager 5 points.

The Round of 16 showdown with /nikg/ featured a scheduling conflict that forced the team's head coach away for the day, but the former head coach managed to put down the paperwork and act as human pastebin for the day. The game plan was cooked to perfection (and reheated in the microwave on match day) to the tune of box-peppering 2-0 win and the team's third Final Day berth. Unfortunately, a stronger thread of fate would reassert itself; the team's medals had their guns all go cold in the Quarterfinals against /gfg/, leaving Susie of all people to step up and notch the lone monster goal on a lone heroic curler. Once again, despite carrying on the streak of /vg/ call-ups and cementing their post-revival consistency, reaching the Final Four and true glory remained an unfulfilled prophecy. Don't forget...

/vg/ League 23

After another bizarrely benuldies-fueled pair of friendlies against /ddg/ and /ss13g/ in the off-season, it was time to lace up again. The Hat of Fate set us up against /twg/ soldiers, /aceg/ pilots, and /pcrg/ uh... whatever's going on with their thing. They've got a funny catgirl, that's about all I can piece together... but I digress. Krabs relinquished his ritual count after 2000+ days, so we bid him farewell and welcomed back resident knee-destroyer Lancer to the squad. Of course, on the opening day first-ever showdown against /twg/ the li'l scamp was purple condition so he just glided horizontally along the bench for the day without animating. Sans was similarly lethargic and blue, resulting in a match that was mostly our backline forcing nine terrible shots and Starwalker manhandling the other five for a Man of the Match. Frisk capitalizing at 83' on a gifted defensive flub was the lone goal of the game, but that was enough to pry away the three valuable group points at stake.

Starwalker was exhausted, and ennui struck Lancer and Sans again, but Day 6's scramble with the /aceg/ flyboys started with history-making fireworks. Pixy found his reason to fight in a hurry with a record-matching early yellow at 0:19, but this in turn set up something even more incredible. With the clock paused, Burgerpants lifted the ball into the box for a Frisk header down to Jevil, whose screaming CHAOS BOMB goal went in at the world-spinning match time of 51 seconds. This was not only a milestone in /vg/ League history, or inter-cup history, but believed to be the fastest opening goal in over a decade of virtual divegrass. Pixy threatened another new record by fouling again before the 2-minute mark, but he got away with a warning, after which the match settled into something much less... well, chaotic. Another goal apiece took the game to the break, and Father Alvin survived a second-half series of strafing runs to hold the advantage, with a ninety-plus-three cherry on top from DETERMINATION to bookend the match. [DAY 8: BYURGERPYANTS, hi Lancer, repeat of Game 1, VERY DETERMINED, 9 points, Ro16, 50% efficiency.]

Roster

Main article: /utg/ Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK The Original Starwalker 24   CB Distant Trousle of Bones 29   CB YOU IDIOT 25   RB Noodles Snowgrave 15   LB Look out, ?e's got a Knife! 32   DMF Toby is a HACK 97   CMF [BIG SHIT] 5   CMF Burgerpants 7   AMF I CAN'T DO ANYTHING 6   SS DETERMINATION 10   CF BAD TIMES

No. Position Player 12   GK Father Alvin 8   LB OHH YESSSS 20   LB That's the Trash Can 9   CB 999999999 71   CB soft gote boi 3   CB Asgore "Eggs-Husband" Dreemur 27   RB You're a Schizo Now 4   RB hOI 14   DMF The CHAD Lancer 16   DMF HEH, FREAK 22   DMF The Undying Undyne 18   DMF Totem Time

Match History

Competition GD GDC Rank /vg/ League 5 -3 -3 18 ( 19) ↪ /vg/ League 6 +4 +1 8 ( 10) ↪ /vg/ League 7 +5 +6 6 ( 2) ↪ /vg/ League 8 +1 +7 15 ( 9) ↪ /vg/ League 9 -2 +5 28 ( 13) ↪ /vg/ League X +3 +8 24 ( 4) ↪ /vg/ League 11 -4 +4 32 ( 8) ↪ /vg/ League 12 — — 54 ( 22) ↪ /vg/ League 13 +2 +6 17 ( 38) ↪ /vg/ League 14 — — 36 ( 19) ↪ /vg/ League 17 Qualifiers +2 +8 52 ( 3) ↪ /vg/ League 17 +1 +9 25 ( 30) /vg/ League 18 -1 +8 18 ( 7) ↪ /vg/ League 19 +3 +11 17 ( 1) ↪ /vg/ League X-2 +4 +15 20 ( 3) ↪ /vg/ League 21 +2 +17 23 ( 3) ↪ /vg/ League 22 +4 +21 9 ( 14) ↪ /vg/ League 23 — — — ↪ Invitationals ↪

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Video Date Official Matches /vg/ League 5 Friendlies (Unofficial Match)  /5N@F/ 2-0 W booby 33' DETERMINATION 53' >fun YouTube November 28, 2015 Group Stage Group B  /domg/ 2-1 W booby 10' BAD TIMES 67' >fun YouTube December 4, 2015  /mgg/ 1-4 L GOAT Mom  32' >fun YouTube December 6, 2015  /vitagen/ 4-2 W GOAT Mom  14' DETERMINATION  39', 90+' *Ditch  65' >fun YouTube December 12, 2015 Round of 16  /kspg/ 1-4 L Burgerpants  45' >fun YouTube December 19, 2015 Placement: 16th out of 32 /vg/ League 6 Group Stage Group H  /xcg/ 3-2 W BAD TIMES  19', 77' Burgerpants  39' >fun YouTube June 4, 2016  /kspg/ 6-1 W booby  14' (pen.) >4km/s to orbit  42' BAD TIMES  53', 64', 85' Burgerpants  66' >fun YouTube June 10, 2016  /lisg/ 3-2 W BAD TIMES  25', 76', 86' >fun YouTube June 12, 2016 Round of 16  /drg/ 0-3 L >fun YouTube June 18, 2016 Placement: 13th out of 32 /vg/ League 7 Group Stage Group C  /nepgen/ 3-1 W BAD TIMES  45+3', 68' Burgerpants  54' >fun YouTube December 2, 2016  /lolg/ 3-1 W BAD TIMES  4' DETERMINATION  56' Burgerpants  81' >fun YouTube December 4, 2016  /lzg/ 1-2 L DETERMINATION  50' >fun YouTube December 10, 2016 Round of 16  /mhg/ 6-3 W BAD TIMES  17', 50', 69', 88', 90+4' Burgerpants  38' YouTube December 17, 2016 Quarterfinals  /hsg/ 3-4 L BAD TIMES  26' Goat Mom  40' DETERMINATION  86' >fun YouTube December 18, 2016 Placement: 5th out of 32 /vg/ League 8 Group Stage Group F  /aceg/ 3-2 W Burgerpants  15' BAD TIMES  59' DETERMINATION  72' YouTube June 10, 2017  /sog/ 2-2 D BAD TIMES  9' DETERMINATION  31' YouTube June 16, 2017  /nepgen/ 0-0 D YouTube June 18, 2017 Placement: 17th out of 32 /vg/ League 9 Friendlies (Unofficial Match)  /indie/ 1-1 D DETERMINATION  83' September 24, 2017 Group Stage Group F  /digi/ 3-0 W DETERMINATION  8' *Ditch  25, 90+1' >fun YouTube December 2, 2017  /meg/ 2-5 L *Flirt  42' DETERMINATION  77' >fun YouTube December 8, 2017  /aog/ 0-2 L >fun YouTube December 10, 2017 Placement: 24th out of 32 /vg/ League X Friendlies (Unofficial Match)  /indie/ 1-3 L BAD TIMES  28' September 24, 2017 Group Stage Group K  /hsg/ 2-2 D BAD TIMES  68' DETERMINATION  90+0' >fun YouTube June 3, 2018  /pmmm/ 3-0 W DETERMINATION  5' BAD TIMES 82' Burgerpants 90+1' >fun June 9, 2018  /tf2g/ 2-2 D Dummy Posting  77', 90+2' >fun YouTube June 15, 2018 Survival Round Playoff Round 2  /fgg/ 1-1 L (2-4 PKs) BAD TIMES  90+1' >fun YouTube June 22, 2018 Placement: 17th out of 48 /vg/ League 11 Friendlies (Unofficial Match)  /d2g/ 3-1 W *Ditch  28' BAD TIMES  67', 78' >YouTube Septermber 14, 2018 Group Stage Group A  /aceg/ 1-1 D Sans Undertale  40' >fun YouTube November 23, 2018  /vrg/ 0-3 L >fun YouTube December 2, 2018  /osg/ 0-1 L >fun YouTube December 8, 2018 Placement: 43th out of 48 /vg/ League 12 Friendlies (Unofficial Match)  /fgg/ 3-1 W I CAN DO ANYTHING  8', 76' The Chad Lancer  27' >fun March 31, 2019 /vg/ League 13 Group Stage Group H  /vn/ 3-2 W *Flirt  21', 26', 61' >fun YouTube November 23, 2019  /ddlc/ 1-0 W BAD TIMES  4' >fun YouTube November 29, 2019  /ssbg/ 3-1 W BAD TIMES  44' Burgerpants  49', 51' >fun YouTube December 8, 2019 Round of 16  /drg/ 0-2 L >fun YouTube December 12, 2019 Placement: 12th out of 48 /vg/ League 14 Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)  /ssbg/ 2-2 W (5-4 PKs) Krabs  76' BAD TIMES  87' YouTube March 21, 2020  /dbg/ 3-2 W BAD TIMES  26' Burgerpants  29' *Flirt  59' YouTube March 31, 2019 /vg/ League 17 Qualifiers Group A  /kfg/ 1-3 L BAD TIMES  86' >fun YouTube November 19, 2021  /osg/ 3-1 W DETERMINATION  17', 52' Chaotic Jester 48' >fun YouTube November 20, 2021  /acg/ 6-4 W BAD TIMES  9', 34', 36' Burgerpants  23' DETERMINATION  67', 81' >fun YouTube November 21, 2021 Group Stage Group D  /dng/ 2-0 W BAD TIMES  21' DETERMINATION  65' >fun YouTube November 26, 2021  /wtg/ 4-0 W DETERMINATION  5', 68', 81' BAD TIMES  29' >fun YouTube December 5, 2021  /egg/ 2-4 L BAD TIMES  14', 41' >fun YouTube December 11, 2021 Round of 16  /mjg/ 1-4 L BAD TIMES  70' >fun YouTube December 18, 2021 Placement: 14th out of 48 /vg/ League 18 Group Stage Group C  /kfg/ 3-2 W BAD TIMES  13', 31' DETERMINATION  81' >fun Highlights June 17, 2022  /drg/ 1-2 L BAD TIMES  34' >fun Highlights June 26, 2022  /dng/ 2-1 W BAD TIMES  70', 90+1' >fun Highlights July 2, 2022 Survival Round Playoff Round 2  /@/ 1-3 L BAD TIMES  84' >fun Highlights July 8, 2018 Placement: 18th out of 48 /vg/ League 19 Group Stage Group E  /digi/ 2-0 W I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  7' DETERMINATION  20' >fun Highlights November 26, 2022  /feg/ 1-3 L BAD TIMES  88' >fun Highlights December 2, 2022  /alg/ 3-0 W DETERMINATION  18' BAD TIMES  31', 45+2' >fun Highlights December 11, 2022 Seeding Playoff (Unofficial Match)  /pmmm/ 3-1 W DETERMINATION  7' BAD TIMES  67' I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  86' >fun Highlights December 11, 2022 Round of 16  /fgoalter/ 3-2 W DETERMINATION  24' (pen.), 45+1', 87' >fun December 17, 2022 Quarterfinals  /akg/ 1-2 L [BIG SHOT]  34' >fun December 18, 2022 Placement: 6th out of 48 /vg/ League X-2 Friendlies (Unofficial Match)  /drg/ 4-2 W BAD TIMES  6', 16' Determination  99' Burgerpants 110' >fun March 24, 2023 Group Stage Group D  /xgg/ 2-2 D Burgerpants  7' BAD TIMES  70' >fun June 9, 2023  /gig/ 7-1 W DETERMINATION  27', 90+3' BAD TIMES  33', 58', 70', 81' I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  43' >fun June 18, 2023  /@/ 1-3 L DETERMINATION  25' >fun June 24, 2023 Exhibition (Unofficial Match)  /5N@F/ 0-2 L >fun June 25, 2023 Survival Round Playoff Round 1  /fgoalter/ 0-0 L (3-4 PKs) >fun June 30, 2023 Placement: 21th out of 48 /vg/ League 21 Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)  /2hug/ 2-4 L I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  67' DETERMINATION  71' >fun September 17, 2023  /aceg/ 4-2 W BAD TIMES  13', 90+2' Nugget  38' DETERMINATION  60' >fun September 22, 2023  /indie/ 0-4 L >fun September 23, 2023 Group Stage Group C  /omg/ 6-4 W DETERMINATION  5', 69' BAD TIMES  15', 28', 83' [BIG SHOT] 45+3' >fun November 24, 2023  /akg/ 5-3 W I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  21', 90+4' BAD TIMES  32', 38' DETERMINATION  69' >fun December 3, 2023  /fgog/ 2-3 L DETERMINATION  26' BAD TIMES  33' >fun December 9, 2023 Round of 16  /revue/ 1-2 L Burgerpants  55' >fun December 16, 2023 Placement: 12th out of 48 /vg/ League 22 Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)  /vgt/ 2-2 W (4-3 PKs) [BIG SHOT]  5' BAD TIMES  36' >fun March 3, 2024  /indie/ 0-1 L Twitch Highlights March 9, 2024  /fg/ 2-2 W (5-3 PKs) I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  50' DETERMINATION  81' >fun March 10, 2024 Group Stage Group L  /llsifg/ 3-3 D BAD TIMES  48', 70' Burgerpants  85' >fun June 9, 2024  /smbg/ 4-1 W BAD TIMES  45+4' DETERMINATION  49', 70' Burgerpants  60' >fun June 15, 2024  /mmg/ 0-0 D >fun June 21, 2024 Round of 16  /nikg/ 2-0 W BAD TIMES  29' DETERMINATION  78' >fun June 29, 2024 Quarterfinals  /gfg/ 1-2 L La Creatura... GRANDE  65' >fun June 29, 2024 Placement: 5th out of 48 /vg/ League 23 Friendlies (Unofficial Matches)  /ddg/ 3-3 L (5-3 PKs) Burgerpants  33' DETERMINATION  61', 69' Highlights September 29, 2024  /ss13g/ 3-3 W (6-5 PKs) I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  65' DETERMINATION  80', 87' Highlights October 6, 2024 Group Stage Group B  /twg/ 1-0 W DETERMINATION  83' >fun November 29, 2024  /aceg/ 3-1 W I CAN'T DO ANYTHING  1' DETERMINATION  37', 90+3' December 8, 2024  /pcrg/ 1-0 W DETERMINATION  83' December 14, 2024 Invitationals Rigging After Dark Exhibition  /5N@F/ 2-3 L BAD TIMES 56', 60' YouTube June 30, 2016 DrDtroit Fakkin Boolsheet Series FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tourney FAKKIN BOOLSHEET  /ddg/ 4-1 W booby 26', 33', 75', 81' July 9, 2016 NO GOOD JEW MADDA FAHKA  /discord/ 3-3 L (2-4 PKs) BAD TIMES  23', 43' Burgerpants  29' July 10, 2016 Omegacup 2017 Regional Stage Region D Round of 16/Round of 128  /tv/ 0-1 L December 12, 2017 New Thread Cup Group Stage Group C  /akg/ 0-1 L >fun September 3, 2022  /drg/ 1-2 L BAD TIMES 43' >fun September 4, 2022  /gfg/ 0-2 L >fun September 5, 2022

Rivalries

Major Rivalries

Quirky Derby Call it this or whatever else you like: Fangamer Merch Derby, Earthbound Inspiration Derby, YIIK-Like Derby. The fact remains that Undertale and at least half of the potpourri general's roster are inexorably linked in people's minds, and if /utg/ as a general were to suddenly vanish, they would quickly colonize (and fucking ruin) their li'l /indie/ brother. However, the monsters have never managed to best the combined power of these other games, and the score gap has only grown wider with each passing meeting in Friendlies for 9, X and 21. 22 Pulled it back to 1-0, but another loss is still a loss. Still, despite it all, the two have yet to meet for a match with League consequences. Would fortunes change with higher stakes? Will we ever even get to find out? Only time will tell.

0-0-0 Matches Played GF GA GD 4 2 9 -7

Danmaku Derby Where many /utg/ rivalries begin on the field, this one was born from the fans' thirst for blood. As the wait for more UT/DR content piled on more and more days, /2hug/ collaborations (and distractions for Toby Fox's attention) earned envy and scorn. What was meant to be a friendly celebration of bullet patterns became an minor instigating event. It makes total sense, in retrospect. "First that hack wastes valuable Chapter 3 development time chasing Gensokyo hussies? And then they casually drop by our home pitch to beat us?! Vengeance! Violence! EXECUTION POINTS!" Or something like that. Also, /2hug/ becoming VGL champions shortly after that meeting may mean /utg/ has to wait at the back of the line...

0-0-0 Matches Played GF GA GD 1 2 4 -2

Definitely Not Furries Derby Friendly fare, but still a few historical wrinkles. The two met first in the VGL17 Qualifiers, where the Friends took the win. However, /utg/ topped the qualifiers in the end and made the /vg/ roster, while the gijinkas ate a disappointing group stage exit. They met again more or less right away in VGL18's group stage, but there /kfg/ lost and were ultimately denied a berth to a roster slot by that match and a crushing late-game loss to /utg/'s other concurrent rival. Oh, the despair... Even without meeting on the pitch, /utg/ has still figured into Japari Park heartbreak, such as edging them out of yet another roster slot during SR1 of VGL X-2. The teams have stayed clear of one another since, though, and both made it in VGL21! Sugoi! Long story short, the versus record doesn't quite paint the whole picture here, and any future meetings may add yet more twists of fate.

1-0-1 Matches Played GF GA GD 2 4 5 -1

Minor Rivalries

Requiem for a Fat Bitch One of a handful of budding rivalries yet to become a full-blown derby, mostly because of how handily the idols have had the upper hand so far. In both their meetings they served the monsters a painful 1-3 loss; the first time in VGL18 it was a knockout. In VGLX-2 it was merely a group stage drubbing, but a baited foul from Kotoha Tanaka left /utg/ Jevil-less in a Survival Round embarrassment that sent them packing. While /@/ yo-yo every now and again, their abilities when firing on all cylinders are renowned and rightly feared. Notching a win against the team represents an aspiration; with their last white whale (arguably) slain and vanished, time will tell if this becomes the monsters' new team to beat. (Also if that fake-humble slag of theirs decides to act up again and cement this as a personal thing.)

0-0-2 Matches Played GF GA GD 2 2 6 -4

The Knockout Game Another simmering grudge which hasn't yet become either a white whale or a blood feud. This particular gang of gacha gooners suffered a hotly-contested Round of 16 exit at the monsters' hands and feet in VGL19, giving their rematch in the Survival Round of the very next league tournament a piquant spiciness. Of course, /utg/ couldn't do anything thanks to a medal disadvantage, and after 120 FULL MINUTES OF DOMINATION, the match was ultimately settled as a 0(3)-0(4) loss in benuldies... after which /vn/ handily dispatched /fgoalter/ as frauds. (Sure, the same would've almost certainly happened to /utg/ in the same place, but still!) For an eggsdra-dime win after an atrocious match against a handicapped opponent, the Chaldeans were a bit lippy. But then again they're always like that, so it's all in good fun. For now.

1-0-1 Matches Played GF GA GD 2 3 2 1

Hopes and Dreams Similar to the proto-rivalry of /fgoalter/, this is another story told in terms of tournament eliminations. One team is a former Final Day regular with one of the most extensive management teams in the league, and the other is a floating eyeball and a coach trying to coax wins from a goalie with no arms. After an instructional thumping in the inaugural New Thread Cup and ending /utg/'s Cinderella second-ever Final Day in VGL19, Mt. Ebott's Monsters and Rhodes Island's Operators faced each other again just two cups later. This time, chaos and determination turned the tables on edgekino and Mickey Mouse magic with a 5-3 comeback that dunked their hopes for a Group Stage pass, fanning rumors of the Golden Age's end. While /akg/ do some tenrolls to try get their mojo (and sanity) back, who will be the first to reach the heights the Arknights left behind?

1-0-1 Matches Played GF GA GD 3 6 6 0

Honors

Awards

VGL5:

• >Best General (tied with /aceg/, /kspg/ and /vitagen/)
  
• Worst General

VGL18:

• Best Stadium: Cyber City
  

VGL19:

• 

  • Best Player Model:
    I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
• 

  • VGL Player of the Day (Day 9):
    YOU IDIOT
    Being a smug piece of shit who almost provoked an own goal

4CC Autumn '23:

• 

  /vg/ Player of the Day (Day 6):
  YOU IDIOT
  Being a smug piece of shit who actually provided crucial defense

VGL22:

• 

  VGL Player of the Day (Day 5):
  BURGERPANTS
  HE FUCKIN' COOKED on minimum wage

Records

•  /meg/ - /utg/  set the following records during VGL9 in Group F:
  • Most offensive fouls by one team (/utg/): 10
  • Most offensive fouls by both teams in one game: 12*
•  /utg/ - /fgg/  set the following records during VGLX in the Survival Round:
  • Most yellow cards by one team (/utg/): 5
  • Most yellow cards by both teams in one game: 6
  • Most cards overall in one game: 7 (6 yellows and 1 red)
• BAD TIMES tied the record for single-game goals (5) during the VGL7 Knockouts against /mhg/  and both of your parents already like him BETTER THAN YOU
• BAD TIMES tied the record for the highest player rating (9.0) during the VGL17 Qualifiers against /acg/  and is currently banging your mom RIGHT FUCKING NOW
• I CAN'T DO ANYTHING set the record for fastest goal (0:51) during the VGL23 Group Stage against /aceg/  WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN WHEEL

/vg/ Representatives

* Label -> League
* Logo -> Cup
* Icon -> Roster
* Name -> Stats

Exports

CURRENTLY DED EXPORTS: literally every export from VGL5 to VGL11 (rip my nigga puush)

/vg/ League 13

/vg/ League 17

/vg/ League 18

/vg/ League 19

/vg/ League X-2

/vg/ League 21

/vg/ League 22

/vg/ League 23