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|assists= 21 | |assists= 21 | ||
|captain= Eggman | |captain= Eggman | ||
|w= | |w= 18 | ||
|d= | |d= 8 | ||
|l= | |l= 19 | ||
|gf= | |gf= 90 | ||
|ga= | |ga= 94 | ||
|win_home= egg | |win_home= egg | ||
|win_away= gbfg | |win_away= gbfg | ||
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|first_score_away= 1 | |first_score_away= 1 | ||
|first_date= June 2nd, 2017 | |first_date= June 2nd, 2017 | ||
|vgl_appearances= | |vgl_appearances= 12 | ||
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]] | |first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]] | ||
|best_vgl_result= 7th | |best_vgl_result= 7th | ||
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====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc</span></div>==== | ====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc</span></div>==== | ||
<strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br>In the <strong>VGL X-2 Qualifiers</strong>, the managing began. Poorly. The game against <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> failed miserably, then got even worse against <strong>[[/uma/]]</strong>. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.<br>Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.<br><br><strong>VGL 21</strong> started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against <strong>[[/vgt/]]</strong>, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.<br><br> | <strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br> | ||
In the <strong>VGL X-2 Qualifiers</strong>, the managing began. Poorly. The game against <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> failed miserably, then got even worse against <strong>[[/uma/]]</strong>. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.<br>Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.<br><br> | |||
<strong>VGL 21</strong> started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against <strong>[[/vgt/]]</strong>, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.<br><br> | |||
<strong>VGL 22</strong> was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against <strong>[[/gbpen/]]</strong> meant that our <strong>[[/psg/]]</strong> victory and valiant effort against <strong>[[/lcg/]]</strong> lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.<br><br> | |||
==Info== | ==Info== | ||
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REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell. | REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell. | ||
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</span> | </span> | ||
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<strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong> | <strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong> | ||
<br><br> | <br><br> | ||
<strong> | <strong>POI as of VGL 22 [https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/474660506/#474783831 here] | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong> | Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong> | ||
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}} | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}} | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Boiling Water}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}} | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}} | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}} | {{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}} | ||
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}} | {{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Icarus}} | ||
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}} | {{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}} | ||
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}} | {{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}} | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}} | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Satisfactory}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Satisfactory}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}} | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}} | ||
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The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.<br> | The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.<br> | ||
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<strong>Eggman</strong><br><i>Sonic The Hedgehog franchise | |||
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<strong>Mechanically Engineered Autism</strong><br><i>Most /egg/s | |||
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<strong>CLANG</strong><br><i style="color:#c11200">H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇ | |||
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<strong>Chaos Engine</strong><br><i>Besiege | |||
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<strong>Thomasformer</strong><br><i>Machinecraft | |||
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<strong>Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons</strong><br><i>Space Engineers | |||
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<strong>The Chad Stormworks Player</strong><br><i>Stormworks | |||
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<strong>{{greentext|Physician}}</strong><br><i>Robocraft | |||
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<strong>Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman</strong><br><i>Kerbal Space Program | |||
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<strong>SPIDERTRON</strong><br><i>Factorio | |||
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<strong>FAILURE</strong><br><i>Infinifactory | |||
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#1 (Captain) | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#21 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#23 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#19 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#20 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#22 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#5 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#6 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#10 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#11 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#12 | |||
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[[File:EggAuts.gif|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggCLANG.gif|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggDumb.png|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggDead.png|256px]] | |||
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He has an announcement to make. | |||
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It looks like incomprehensible spaghetti (even to its creator) but runs at 100% efficiency and any changes you make will probably break it so, please, don't touch it. | |||
It | |||
and any changes you make will probably | |||
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You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal.<br> | |||
As the sound creeps closer, you cry, for you know what will come.<br> | |||
All you can do is pray that he does not take you. | |||
You are building your ship, when you hear | |||
the distant sound of metal on metal. | |||
As the sound creeps closer, you cry, | |||
for you know what will come. | |||
All you can do is pray | |||
that he does not take you. | |||
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Yep, it's a flaming ball attached to some sawblades.<br> | |||
A highly unsafe device born during the height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, this baby can produce enough torque to tear apart any contraption. | |||
height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, | |||
to tear apart any | |||
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All the way from the Isle of Sodor, the brainchild of a madman and a bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR | |||
All the way from the Isle of Sodor, | |||
the brainchild of a madman and a | |||
bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, | |||
give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING | |||
THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR | |||
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Shaking hands with danger to achieve strange goals during the construction of mining vehicles. Combinations of moving parts that are questionably safe at best and deadly at worst. | |||
Shaking hands with danger to achieve | |||
strange goals during the construction of | |||
mining vehicles. Combinations of moving | |||
parts that are questionably safe at best | |||
and deadly at worst. | |||
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Look at this motherfucker. He can make a plane with less material than the average Ikea cabinet that somehow takes off with the acceleration of a rocket booster.<br> | |||
Suck it Elon you Apartheid nepobaby THIS guy's gonna be the first to Mars, and he won't even be using a fucking spacesuit. | |||
Look at this motherfucker. | |||
He can make a plane with less material than | |||
the average Ikea cabinet that somehow takes | |||
off with the acceleration of a rocket booster. | |||
Suck it Elon you Apartheid | |||
guy's gonna be the first to Mars, and he | |||
won't even be using a fucking spacesuit | |||
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<i>"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician, I just want to fucking play lego robots.<br> | |||
Fuck off with your boring school crap."</i><br><br> | |||
- [https://archived.moe/vg/thread/58973465/#59024621 Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014] | - [https://archived.moe/vg/thread/58973465/#59024621 Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014] | ||
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The Madman of Kerbin himself.<br> | |||
On loan from {{team away|kspg}} while they decide if they're alive or not, this guy has no sense of fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most KSP players he's dead by their third mission. | |||
The | |||
On loan from {{team away|kspg}} while they decide if | |||
they're alive or not, this guy has no sense of | |||
fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most | |||
KSP players he's dead by their third mission. | |||
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God damn look at those legs | God damn look at those legs | ||
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The remains of some poor schmuck who was unwittingly placed in a position they were clearly not qualified for. | |||
The remains of some poor schmuck | |||
who was unwittingly placed in a position | |||
they were clearly not qualified for. | |||
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Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes. | Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes. | ||
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| | <strong>EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME</strong><br><i>Steam Early Access | ||
Alright, so you're making a game. | <td rowspan="4" style="background-color:#f1f1f1;min-width:18px"> | ||
You've got the physics | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:3px 10px"> | ||
and player models | <strong>Icarus</strong><br><i>Dyson Sphere Program | ||
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on the store to let people have an early look | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:3px 10px"> | ||
at your dream child. | <strong>aeiou?</strong><br><i>aeiou! | ||
...content? | <td rowspan="4" style="background-color:#f1f1f1;min-width:18px"> | ||
What the fuck is 'content'? | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:3px 10px"> | ||
<strong>Square-chan (formerly Robokek)</strong><br><i>Robocraft | |||
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<strong>{{greentext|Structural Integrity}}</strong><br><i>Highly subjective | |||
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<strong>Boiling Water</strong><br><i>Everything | |||
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<strong>BLUE, HURT</strong><br><i>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E An insane Finnish man] | |||
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<strong>Satisfactory</strong><br><i>Satisfactory | |||
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<strong>Godforsaken Astronaut</strong><br><i>[https://randyregier.com/portfolio/godforsaken-astronaut/ Randy Regier] | |||
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<strong>Anataeus Vaya</strong><br><i>Opus Magnum | |||
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<strong>Turrents</strong><br><i>Factorio | |||
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<strong>DAKKA</strong><br><i>WAAAGH | |||
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#2 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#3 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#4 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#7 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#8 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#9 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#13 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#14 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#15 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#16 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#17 | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#Ayteen | |||
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[[File:EggSand.png|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggIcarus.png|256px]] | |||
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[[File:Eggaeiou.png|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggSqua.gif|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggStruct.png|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggBoil.png|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggBlue.png|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggSatis.png|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggGodf.png|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggVaya.png|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggTurr.gif|256px]] | |||
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[[File:EggDAKKA.png|256px]] | |||
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | |||
Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics. The blocks, the items and the player models. The multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child.<br> | |||
...content? What the fuck is 'content'? | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this mech WILL steal your sun's energy output and there's nothing those stupid robots can do about it | |||
Employee of a mysterious | |||
steal your sun's energy output and | |||
there's nothing those stupid robots | |||
can do about it | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
Football! | Football! | ||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
The poster girl for meta-shitpost shipbuilding, renamed for herself rather than the long-dead game she represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous child before Thomasformer (yes, the madman made both). | |||
The poster girl for meta-shitpost | |||
shipbuilding, renamed for herself | |||
rather than the long-dead game she | |||
represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most | |||
famous child before Thomasformer | |||
(yes, the madman made both). | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
We appreciate the sentiment, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency. | |||
We appreciate the sentiment, but it's | |||
more of an afterthought when you're | |||
going for efficiency. | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, when we get around to it.<br> | |||
If it generates heat, we WILL use it to boil water. | |||
Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, | |||
when we get around to it. | |||
If it generates heat, we | |||
WILL use it to boil water. | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain.<br> | |||
Invented by a Finn, obviously. | |||
It's a robot that uses artificial | |||
neurons to simulate pain. | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
Not optimised enough for megabases, but enough to ruin the landscape with industrial monstrosities.<br> | |||
It's alright/10. | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the void of space. | |||
A representative for all the poor | |||
bastards lost to unscheduled | |||
re-entries and the void of space. | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work. | |||
The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make | |||
compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him | |||
and let him continue with his work. | |||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep the ammo topped up!<br> | |||
The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. | |||
Remember to keep the ammo topped up! | |||
Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking. | Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking. | ||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1;padding:10px;max-width:272px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot. | |||
</table> | |||
Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, | |||
and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. | |||
EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot. | |||
</ | |||
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=== | ===Graveyard=== | ||
The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.<br> | The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.<br> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible" style=" | <div class="mw-collapsible !mw-collapsed" style="border-style:solid;border-width:0 0 1px 0;border-color:#414141"><br> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="overflow | <div class="mw-collapsible-content" style="overflow-x:scroll;border-style:solid;border-width:1px 1px 0 1px;border-color:#414141;background-color:#d1d1d1"> | ||
< | <table style="text-align:center;border-collapse:collapse;padding:20px;padding-bottom:15px;display:inline-block"> | ||
< | <!-- Names --><tr style="background-color:#b1b1b1"> | ||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:3px 10px"> | ||
<strong>Marek Rosa</strong><br><i>Keen Code House | |||
<td rowspan="2" style="background-color:#d1d1d1;min-width:18px"> | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:3px 10px"> | |||
<strong>John Madden</strong><br><i>John Madden Football | |||
<td rowspan="2" style="background-color:#d1d1d1;min-width:18px"> | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:3px 10px"> | |||
<strong>RIP SERB</strong><br><i>Space Engineers | |||
<td rowspan="2" style="background-color:#d1d1d1;min-width:18px"> | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:3px 10px"> | |||
<strong>SHINY AND CHROME</strong><br><i>WITNESS MEEEE | |||
<td rowspan="2" style="background-color:#d1d1d1;min-width:18px"> | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:3px 10px"> | |||
</ | <strong>M1 Bradley</strong><br><i>Pentagon Wars | ||
<td rowspan="2" style="background-color:#d1d1d1;min-width:18px"> | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:3px 10px"> | |||
<strong>Lemonhulk</strong><br><i>Space Engineers | |||
<td rowspan="2" style="background-color:#d1d1d1;min-width:18px"> | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:3px 10px"> | |||
<strong>KEEEEEEEEN</strong><br><i>Keen Code House | |||
<td rowspan="2" style="background-color:#d1d1d1;min-width:18px"> | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:3px 10px"> | |||
<strong>BLANEDS</strong><br><i>Space Engineers | |||
< | <!-- Desc 1 --><tr style="background-color:#f1f1f1"> | ||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:11px 18px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
[[File:EggMarek.png|164px]]<br><br> | |||
| | Bumbling idiot, or genius exit scammer? | ||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:11px 18px;text-wrap:pretty"> | |||
[[File:EggJohn.png|164px]]<br><br> | |||
Having two {{tt|Moonbase Alpha reps|His football is now carried by aeiou in remembrance.}} was a bit silly. | |||
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:11px 18px;text-wrap:pretty"> | |||
[[File:EggSerb.png|164px]]<br><br> | |||
a troop carrier - | Server's down.<br>Again. | ||
of an over 10-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:11px 18px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
[[File:EggShiny.png|164px]]<br><br> | |||
missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade | The warcry of those who wish to be <strong>WITNESSED | ||
of development... and no room for | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:11px 18px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
At least, that's if you believe Col. James Burton. | [[File:EggBrad.png|164px]]<br><br> | ||
He's a bit of a fibber. | "It's... it's a {{tt|troop carrier|Unfortunate bastard child of meddling higher-ups; a masterpiece of an amphibious over-10-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry portholes, AA cannon, anti-tank missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade of development... and no room for troops. At least, that's if you believe Col. James Burton. He's a bit of a fibber.}}, General" | ||
|- | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:11px 18px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
| style="padding:18px" | [[File:EggHulk.png|164px]]<br><br> | ||
|} | {{tt|"Space hulk". A vast, asymmetrical spaceship...|...born from the remains of smaller, derelict ships (functioning or otherwise) grafted onto one another. Ugly, yet strangely beautiful. Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-posters still flew the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some public server they descended on to colonise for their own. The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint for future generations. As such, her glorious yellow figure was never able to be truly represented on the pitch. Rest In Peace, Space Princess.}} | ||
< | <td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#a2a9b1;padding:11px 18px;text-wrap:pretty"> | ||
[[File:EggKeen.png|164px]]<br><br> | |||
Shitass company.<br>Shitass game. | |||
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[[File:EggBlan.gif|164px]]<br><br> | |||
{{tt|Shitass mechanic.|Planets got added to Spengies after years of delays, and they were as mediocre as people should have expected. Got the least votes by far in popularity polls.}}<br>Dead meme. | |||
</table> | |||
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| align=center | 5 - 0 | | align=center | 5 - 0 | ||
| <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically. {{goal|65||84}} | | <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically. {{goal|65||84}} | ||
| colspan="2" | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0! | | colspan="2" | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0!</strong> First ever in the VGL, in fact! | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |-bgcolor="ffcccc" | ||
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| <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon | | <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon | ||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
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|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | |-bgcolor="b1b1b1" | ||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 22]]<br>[[/vg/ League 22#Group K|Group K]] | |||
| 2024, June 9th | |||
| {{team away|psg}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 2 | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>CLANG {{goal|45+1}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|50||72}}</small> <!-- Mechanically assist, Chaos assist, Thomas assist | Mechanically MotM | 4 saves --> | |||
| <small>New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| 2024, June 15th | |||
| {{team away|gbpen}} | |||
| align=center | 3 - 0 | |||
| colspan="2" | <small>uh oh</small> <!-- 2 saves --> | |||
| <small>New on the pitch: Satisfactory</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| 2024, June 21st | |||
| {{team away|lcg}} | |||
| align=center | 1 - 1 | |||
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|88}}</small> <!-- CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves --> | |||
| <small>Curses, out on GD</small> | |||
| <small>Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> | |||
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | | colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --> | ||
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==Player Autistics== | ==Player Autistics== | ||
Stats as of | Stats as of <strong>[[/vg/ League 22|VGL 22]]</strong> groups end | ||
{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Player | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Player | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Goals | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Goals | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Assists | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Assists | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| MotMs | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | MotMs | ||
|-bgcolor="edda74" | |- bgcolor="edda74" | ||
| CLANG | | CLANG | ||
| | | 38||22||12 | ||
| | |- bgcolor="d5d5d5" | ||
| 12 | | Mechanically Engineered Autism | ||
|- | | 28 || bgcolor="d3a890" | 15 || 6 | ||
| | |||
| bgcolor="d3a890" | | |||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| bgcolor="d3a890" | Thomasformer | | bgcolor="d3a890" | Thomasformer | ||
| bgcolor="d3a890" | 11 | | bgcolor="d3a890" | 11 || 10 || bgcolor="d3a890" | 1 | ||
| | |||
| bgcolor="d3a890" | 1 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | ||
| | | 8 || bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 16 || 0 | ||
| bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 16 | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| Chaos Engine | | Chaos Engine | ||
| 1 | | 1 || 4 || 0 | ||
| | |||
| | |||
| | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| Turrents | | Turrents | ||
| 1 | | 1 || 2 || 0 | ||
| | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| | | Early Access Sandbox Game | ||
| 1 | | 1 || 0 || 0 | ||
| 0 | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |- | ||
| The Chad Stormworks Player | |||
| 0 || 1 || 0 | |||
|- style="color:#a1a1a1" | |||
| Gas The Marek | |||
| 1 || 1 || 0 | |||
|- style="color:#a1a1a1" | |||
| KEEEEEEEEN | | KEEEEEEEEN | ||
| 1 | | 1 || 0 || 0 | ||
| | |- style="color:#a1a1a1" | ||
| 0 | |||
| | |||
| 0 | |||
|- | |||
| Nick "Unification" Smart | | Nick "Unification" Smart | ||
| 0 | | 0 || 1 || 0 | ||
| 1 | |||
| 0 | |||
|} | |} | ||
<br> | |||
===Saves=== | ===Saves=== | ||
{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable" | ||
|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Keeper | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Keeper | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Saves | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Saves | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| Eggman | | Eggman || 98 | ||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| | | Early Access Sandbox Game || 2 | ||
| | |||
|- | |- | ||
| | | Square-chan || 1 | ||
| | |- style="color:#a1a1a1" | ||
|- | | Nick "Unification" Smart || 3 | ||
| | |||
| | |||
|} | |} | ||
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|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Player | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Player | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Date | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Date | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Match | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Match | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Record | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Record | ||
|- | |- | ||
| bgcolor="ccffcc"| '''Landing Gear | | bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons''' | ||
| 2020 June 7th | | 2020 June 7th || '''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]''' {{team away|mcg}} | ||
| '''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]''' {{team away|mcg}} | |||
| '''Latest goal in a regulation length match''', scoring at '''{{tt|90+8'|97:18}}''' (beating the previous record by one second!) | | '''Latest goal in a regulation length match''', scoring at '''{{tt|90+8'|97:18}}''' (beating the previous record by one second!) | ||
|- | |- | ||
| bgcolor="ccffcc"|'''CLANG''' | | bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''CLANG''' | ||
| 2021 June 4th | | 2021 June 4th || '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]''' {{team away|gbfg}} | ||
| '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]''' {{team away|gbfg}} | |||
| The '''first official VGL 9.0 player rating'''! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼''' | | The '''first official VGL 9.0 player rating'''! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼''' | ||
|} | |} | ||
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|- | |- | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | League | ||
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| | !style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Award | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="background:#ccffcc" | '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain | | '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 17]]''' || style="background:#ccffcc" | '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain]''' | ||
|} | |} | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
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!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Retard moment | !style="background:#b1b1b1"| Retard moment | ||
|- | |- | ||
| bgcolor="ffcccc"| '''aeiou''' | | bgcolor="ffcccc"| '''aeiou''' || 2019 December 21st | ||
| 2019 December 21st | |||
| '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}} | | '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}} | ||
| <strong>/egg/'s first own goal</strong>. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. | | <strong>/egg/'s first own goal</strong>. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. | ||
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!style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"| | !style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"| | ||
'''[[/vg/ League 22|VGL 22]]'''<br>(PES 19) | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/ZhpxQDID#3y-48knJhYdqLwB8Li8fFK4sMyfvJ1pLZpC9BQHdKRM Aesthetic,]<br> | |||
[https://mega.nz/file/9hQWUBAC#6rsKFZkD7QPcE6B6opAJAevPSzDH2E9aanJigyzYEag Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/c0YxDIBS#Jlt-a50I42z6D2EwLzItLxkS554MfrTseSK0K5yMvlI Tactic] | |||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |||
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|- | |||
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"| | |||
'''[[/vg/ League 21|VGL 21]]'''<br>(PES 19) | '''[[/vg/ League 21|VGL 21]]'''<br>(PES 19) | ||
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| | |!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| |
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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
In The Beginning...
When first formed in VGL 8, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in VGL 13 after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in VGL 15. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...
VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers
VGL 16's /akg/ match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. VGL 17 continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against /drg/. VGL 18 finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.
VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc
VGL 19's horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.
It was time... to make our own tactics.
In the VGL X-2 Qualifiers, the managing began. Poorly. The game against /bag/ failed miserably, then got even worse against /uma/. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that /wtg/ suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.
Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.
VGL 21 started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against /vgt/, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.
VGL 22 was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against /gbpen/ meant that our /psg/ victory and valiant effort against /lcg/ lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.
Info
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
We management now.
- Possum
POI as of VGL 22 here
Match recordings here
Roster
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Meet The Starters
The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.
Eggman |
Mechanically Engineered Autism |
CLANG |
Chaos Engine |
Thomasformer |
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons |
The Chad Stormworks Player |
>Physician |
Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman |
SPIDERTRON |
FAILURE | ||||||||||
#1 (Captain) | #21 | #23 | #19 | #20 | #22 | #5 | #6 | #10 | #11 | #12 | ||||||||||
He has an announcement to make. |
It looks like incomprehensible spaghetti (even to its creator) but runs at 100% efficiency and any changes you make will probably break it so, please, don't touch it. |
You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal. |
Yep, it's a flaming ball attached to some sawblades. |
All the way from the Isle of Sodor, the brainchild of a madman and a bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR |
Shaking hands with danger to achieve strange goals during the construction of mining vehicles. Combinations of moving parts that are questionably safe at best and deadly at worst. |
Look at this motherfucker. He can make a plane with less material than the average Ikea cabinet that somehow takes off with the acceleration of a rocket booster. |
"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician, I just want to fucking play lego robots. |
The Madman of Kerbin himself. |
God damn look at those legs |
The remains of some poor schmuck who was unwittingly placed in a position they were clearly not qualified for. |
Meet The Benchwarmers
Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME |
Icarus |
aeiou? |
Square-chan (formerly Robokek) |
>Structural Integrity |
Boiling Water |
BLUE, HURT |
Satisfactory |
Godforsaken Astronaut |
Anataeus Vaya |
Turrents |
DAKKA | |||||||||||
#2 | #3 | #4 | #7 | #8 | #9 | #13 | #14 | #15 | #16 | #17 | #Ayteen | |||||||||||
Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics. The blocks, the items and the player models. The multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child. |
Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this mech WILL steal your sun's energy output and there's nothing those stupid robots can do about it |
Football! |
The poster girl for meta-shitpost shipbuilding, renamed for herself rather than the long-dead game she represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous child before Thomasformer (yes, the madman made both). |
We appreciate the sentiment, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency. |
Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, when we get around to it. |
It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain. |
Not optimised enough for megabases, but enough to ruin the landscape with industrial monstrosities. |
A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the void of space. |
The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work. |
The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep the ammo topped up! |
Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot. |
Graveyard
The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.
Marek Rosa |
John Madden |
RIP SERB |
SHINY AND CHROME |
M1 Bradley |
Lemonhulk |
KEEEEEEEEN |
BLANEDS | |||||||
Gallery
Full page here (in early access) - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.
Match History
All (recorded) matches can be seen here.
Official Matches
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers | ||
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers B |
2017, June 2nd | ![]() |
0 - 1 | John Madden ![]() | ||
2017, June 3rd | ![]() |
1 - 3 | Smug Marek ![]() | |||
2017, June 4th | ![]() |
1 - 0 | KEEEEEEEEN ![]() | |||
/vg/ League 12 Group I |
2019, June 9th | ![]() |
2 - 2 | CLANG ![]() ![]() | ||
2019, June 15th | ![]() |
5 - 0 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
2019, June 21st | ![]() |
2 - 0 | CLANG ![]() ![]() | |||
Round of 16 | 2019, June 29th | ![]() |
4 - 2 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() | ||
Quarterfinals | 2019, June 30th | ![]() |
0 - 1 | >Physician ![]() | ||
/vg/ League 13 Group B |
2019, November 22nd | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons ![]() ![]() | ||
2019, December 1st | ![]() |
3 - 4 | Mechanically. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
FUCKING AEIOU ![]() | ||
2019, December 7th | ![]() |
1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() | |||
/vg/ League 14 Group K |
2020, June 7th | ![]() |
4 - 2 | CLANG ![]() ![]() | ||
2020, June 13th | ![]() |
4 - 1 | CLANG ![]() ![]() | |||
2020, June 19th | ![]() |
2 - 2 | CLANG ![]() | |||
Round of 16 | 2020, June 27th | ![]() |
1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
Quarterfinals | 2020, June 28th | ![]() |
1 - 3 | CLANG ![]() | ||
/vg/ League 15 Group E |
2020, November 21st | ![]() |
1 - 4 | Thomasformer ![]() |
...we just couldn't Alice. | |
2020, November 27th | ![]() |
5 - 2 | CLANG ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
2020, December 6th | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() | |||
/vg/ League 16 Group L |
2021, May 23rd | ![]() |
4 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() | ||
2021, May 29th | ![]() |
1 - 0 | CLANG ![]() | |||
2021, June 4th | ![]() |
5 - 0 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
CLANG with the 9.0! First ever in the VGL, in fact! | ||
Round of 16 | 2021, June 12th | ![]() |
3 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() |
Early Access. ![]() |
Penalties: 0 - 2 (FOUR MISSES) |
/vg/ League 17 Group D |
2021, November 26th | ![]() |
4 - 3 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
2021, December 5th | ![]() |
1 - 5 | CLANG ![]() |
>Physician ![]() | ||
2021, December 11th | ![]() |
4 - 2 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
Survival Round | 2021, December 17th | ![]() |
1 - 2 | Thomasformer ![]() | ||
/vg/ League 18 Group D |
2022, June 17th | ![]() |
1 - 1 | CLANG ![]() |
Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss | |
2022, June 26th | ![]() |
1 - 2 | CLANG ![]() | |||
2022, July 2nd | ![]() |
0 - 2 | 6 damn saves from Eggman, with nothing to back them up | |||
/vg/ League 19 Group L |
2022, November 27th | ![]() |
0 - 1 | Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself | ||
2022, December 3rd | ![]() |
2 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() | |||
2022, December 9th | ![]() |
1 - 7 | CLANG ![]() |
The Chad ![]() |
thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟ | |
/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers B |
2023, June 2nd | ![]() |
1 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons ![]() |
Landing Gear. ![]() |
The tictacs begin... poorly |
2023, June 3rd | ![]() |
0 - 5 | Well that soiled it | |||
2023, June 4th | ![]() |
3 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
>Physician ![]() |
Timely PES knowledge from anon | |
/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers A |
2023, November 17th | ![]() |
2 - 1 | Mechanically Legendary Autism ![]() | ||
2023, November 18th | ![]() |
1 - 0 | Mechanically Legendary Autism ![]() | |||
2023, November 19th | ![]() |
3 - 2 | Epically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() ![]() |
WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY | ||
Group J | 2023, November 26th | ![]() |
2 - 5 | Mechanically Legendary Autism ![]() | ||
2023, December 2nd | ![]() |
2 - 2 | COMMON CLANG ![]() ![]() | |||
2023, December 8th | ![]() |
3 - 3 | RARE CLANG ![]() |
Common Engine ![]() |
It was alright. | |
/vg/ League 22 Group K |
2024, June 9th | ![]() |
3 - 2 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water | |
2024, June 15th | ![]() |
3 - 0 | uh oh | New on the pitch: Satisfactory | ||
2024, June 21st | ![]() |
1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
Curses, out on GD | Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie | |
Unofficial Matches
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers | ||
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'13 Friendlies | 2019, September 29th | ![]() |
0 - 2 | |||
2019, October 4th | ![]() |
0 - 1 | huehuehu we stole jeb after this | |||
'14 Friendlies | 2020, March 22 | ![]() |
1 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() | ||
2020, March 27 | ![]() |
3 - 4 | CLANG ![]() |
Mechanically. ![]() ![]() | ||
'15 Friendlies | 2020, September 25th | ![]() |
1 - 2 | CLANG ![]() |
KEEEEEEEEN ![]() | |
'16 Friendlies | 2021, March 27th | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() | ||
'17 Friendlies | 2021, October 3rd | ![]() |
3 - 2 | Chaos Engine ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Landing Gear. ![]() | |
'19 Friendlies | 2022, September 16th | ![]() |
3 - 0 | Landing Gear. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
2022, September 23rd | ![]() |
1 - 2 | CLANG ![]() | |||
X-2 Friendlies | 2023, March 25th | ![]() |
2 - 4 | Landing Gear. ![]() ![]() | ||
2023, March 26th | ![]() |
6 - 2 | Mechanically. ![]() ![]() | |||
2023, April 2nd | ![]() |
2 - 3 | Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded | |||
Music
Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.
Main Themes | Goalhorns | Chants | ||
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Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain
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Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid
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Player Autistics
Stats as of VGL 22 groups end
Player | Goals | Assists | MotMs |
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CLANG | 38 | 22 | 12 |
Mechanically Engineered Autism | 28 | 15 | 6 |
Thomasformer | 11 | 10 | 1 |
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | 8 | 16 | 0 |
Chaos Engine | 1 | 4 | 0 |
Turrents | 1 | 2 | 0 |
Early Access Sandbox Game | 1 | 0 | 0 |
The Chad Stormworks Player | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Gas The Marek | 1 | 1 | 0 |
KEEEEEEEEN | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Saves
Keeper | Saves |
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Eggman | 98 |
Early Access Sandbox Game | 2 |
Square-chan | 1 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 3 |
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Records
Player | Date | Match | Record |
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Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | 2020 June 7th | VGL 14 ![]() |
Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!) |
CLANG | 2021 June 4th | VGL 16 ![]() |
The first official VGL 9.0 player rating! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼ |
Team Awards
League | Award |
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VGL 17 | Best Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain |
Physicians
Player | Date | Match | Retard moment |
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aeiou | 2019 December 21st | VGL 13 ![]() |
/egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. |
Exports
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing
League | Main | Friendly |
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VGL 22 |
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VGL 21 |
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VGL X-2 |
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VGL 19 |
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VGL 18 |
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VGL 17 |
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VGL 16 |
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VGL 15 |
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VGL 14 |
Aes. lost lmao, | |
VGL 13 |
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VGL 12 |
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