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/adv/
Kill yourself
/adv/ - Advice
Founded August 2011, January 2012 Manager AdviceDawg IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color A67B5A Noose Brown Ranking 57 () Highest rank 11 (August, 2011, August, 2020) Lowest rank 59 (5 May 2019) Top scorer Suicide (67) Top assister Suicide (30) Captain Suicide Website /adv/ - Advice Nickname The /adv/isors The s/adv/irgins The advice dogs Home ground Advice Dog Arena
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 47 16 60 123 38.21%
GF GA GD 220 238 -18
Biggest win /pol/  1–8  /adv/ August 6, 2016 Biggest defeat /adv/  2–7  /gif/ April 15, 2016 First match /tv/  3–1  /adv/ August 6, 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 9 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 5th, 2016 4chan Summer Cup Babby Cup Appearances 12 (First in 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 4th, 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Papa Roach - Last Resort Victory Anthem Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy Victory Anthem (Clean Sheet) S3RL - Friendzoned Goal horn System of A Down - Chop Suey! Suicide Goalhorn Hollywood Undead - Bullet Red Flags Goalhorn Billy Talent - Red Flag Shut in NEET Goalhorn Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter Femanon Goalhorn Marina and The Diamonds - Oh No Toaster Bath Goalhorn Metallica - Ride the Lightning DUDE WEED LMAO Goalhorn ∆$†ɌῗØ - CɌY$†∆Ɫ ШЄЄD (ØЯỊ₲ỊИ∆Ɫ MỊX) Take The Fuckin' Jab Goalhorn The Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit Sixth kit Seventh kit

Being one of the Original Sixteen, /adv/ has been a quiet yet reliable team for the entirety of the 4chan Cup. By now names like Suicide, 5 Inch Dick and S/adv/irgin are recognized by nearly all Cup spectators because of their long road traveled. They were slow to find their footing early on, ranking 8th in the inaugural 2012 Summer Cup and failing to qualify for the first Spring Babby. Things changed by Autumn 2012 with progression to the Round of 16, and improved further in the 2013 Winter Cup. It was there that /adv/ were grouped in the famous Group Hell. After hard-fought but bitter losses to /a/ and /mlp/, /adv/ were considered dead-on-arrival in their third game against /m/. What happened next, to many, was the most celebrated upset not only in team history, but in all of 4chan Cup history. /adv/ humiliated /m/ with a 6-1 blowout, confounding absolutely everyone present, relegating /m/ and /mlp/, and themselves surviving all the way to the Quarter Finals. After that, /adv/ was a quintessential yo-yo team, being relegated and then promoted from every cup right up until the 2014 Spring Babby, where they failed to promote. After a brief stint back in the Elites in Summer 2016 and Winter 2017 they became inactive shortly after the 2017 Spring Babby Cup. After revival in late 2018, /adv/ were aborted, won one Wooden Spoon, nearly won another, and then finally promoted to their first Elite Cup since 2017.

Exports as of Winter 22

• Tactical Export: Winter 22 Tactical Export
• Aesthetics Export: Winter 22 Aesthetics Export
• Music Export: Winter 22 Music Export

Roster

Main Article: /adv/ Roster.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Friendzoned 420   LB DUDE WEED LMAO 30   CB Bitches and Whores 8   CB S/adv/irgin 44   RB Ask the Opposite Gender 6   DMF Depression 99   CMF Bee yourself 666   AMF Toaster Bath 19   SS Be a Man 9   SS Suicide 69   CF Femanon

No. Position Player 2   GK Get it off your Chest 4   LB How do I Get GF 5   CB 5 Inch Dick 77   CB Take the fuckin' jab 21   CB Red Flags 84   RB >relationshit 3   DMF Polyamory 88   DMF Sigma male 0   DMF Wow it's literally me! 999   DMF Doomerposting 14   CMF Shut in NEET 18   CMF Cheating gf

2021 World Cup Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Friendzoned 420   LB DUDE WEED LMAO 30   CB Bitches and Whores 8   CB 5 Inch Dick 44   RB Ask the Opposite Gender 18   DMF Depression 99   CMF Be A Man 666   AMF Toaster Bath 19   SS Cheating GF 9   CF Suicide 69   SS Femanon

No. Position Player 2   GK Good Guy Greg 17   LB How do I Get GF 77   CB S/adv/irgin 784   CB Red Flags 21   CB Get It Off Your Chest 5   RB Long Distance Relationship 3   DMF Polyamory 4   DMF Shut in NEET 88   CMF >Relationshit 999   CMF Sigma Male 12   CMF Bee Yourself 1   CMF Take The Fuckin' Jab

History

Main article: /adv/ Match History

Summer 11: The Original Team

/adv/ was one of 16 boards that entered the inaugural 4chan Cup competition, the 2011 Summer Cup with a team of players distinctly different from the sort of players that teams use today. Their first match was a 3-1 loss to /tv/, but they did form a brief losers bracket run eliminating rivals /soc/ as well /int/ before bowing out to /mu/. Their performance was just enough to put them in the top half, finishing 8th overall.

Winter 12-Winter 13: The Fall and Rise

For the 2012 Winter Cup four new boards were added. To keep the bracket from needing any byes or preliminary, the 4 least popular boards were removed from the competition to make way for Second Founding. /adv/ was one of those boards. Though the other 3 boards that were dropped soon made their return for the 2012 Spring Babby, /adv/ were disqualified for not completing their team on time and were instead replaced by /an/.

Even in the famous Group H promo, /adv/ was not considered a favorite to survive the group stage.

Their return finally came in the 2012 Autumn Babby. They started out with two draws in a row against /soc/ and /lit/ with their gold striker 5 Inch Dick providing all their goals. With both of those teams on 4 points by /adv/’s final game they needed a win against /gif/ to advance to the knockouts and out of the babbies. A 4-0 victory secured /adv/’s place in the Winter Cup. They earned 5th place in the babbies, eventually being eliminated by rivals /r9k/ in the most dreadful match of football ever seen in the cup.

/adv/’s 2013 Winter Cup started with them being placed in Group Hell with /m/, /a/ and /mlp/. Given the strength of their opposition they were instantly deemed relegation favourites. Though there were plenty of goals in their matches against /a/ and /mlp/, they would both end up being losses for /adv/. Their final match was against the titanic /m/, ranked 2nd best team in the cup at the time. A 2 goal victory was needed to give /adv/ safety from relegation. The now legendary match between is considered by most to be one of if not the biggest upset in 4chan Cup history: /adv/ 6 - 1 /m/.

Summer 13-Winter 14: Yo-yo Seasons

The Summer Cup started with /adv/ being drawn against /mlp/ once again, /trv/ and /f/. The momentum had certainly dissipated from their previous cup run as they eventually found themselves being relegated. 1-0 losses against /trv/ and /mlp/ meant their win over /f/ was not enough for survival. AI glitches were not kind to /adv/, though the fact they did not score a single goal from open play shows how weak they were.

/adv/ were much improved for the following Autumn Babbies, where they won all three of their group matches against /asp/, /c/ and /po/ to 9 point their group and bounce back up to the elites. /toy/ defeated /adv/ in their first knockout match and eventually went on to win the babbies themselves.

Now looking to prove a point that their elimination from the elites was just a fluke, /adv/ started the 2014 Winter Cup with a win versus /cm/. When it came to a rematch against /a/, /adv/ once again let 4 goals past. Though they still had a good chance of qualifying, an embarrasing 3-7 loss against /cgl/ saw relegated /adv/ once again.

After two losses in a row in Spring 2014, /adv/ had to hope for another miracle run to begin with their match against /k/.

Spring 14-Spring 16: Stuck in the Babbies

The 2014 Spring Babbies was /adv/’s worst ever performance in a cup, failing to win a single match or even score a goal by themselves. /k/’s keeper Castle Doctrine’s own goal meant that he was /adv/’s top scorer. Losses to /pol/ and /co/ as well as draws against /k/ and /lit/ meant that they finished 34th place out of 40 teams.

Their fortunes were better for Autumn, where they managed wins over /tv/ and over /v/ in a very entertaining 5-4 match. However it was losses against /lit/ and /s/ that saw them promoted over /adv/ where a draw against either of them may have put /adv/ through instead.

Disqualification in 2012, a dreadful performance in 2014 and some bad luck in 2015 meant that the season of spring started to seem cursed. An opening win against /y/ gave /adv/ some hope early on in the campaign. The next match against /po/ saw a 69 minute long lead for /adv/ swing the other way as /po/ scored in the 88th minute and again in injury time to steal all 3 points. While they controlled the match against /cm/ for a solid 70 minutes, they failed to find the back of the net and once /cm/ got a goal the match was theirs. Mathematically relegated by their last match, a 4-2 loss to /o/ capped off another bad cup.

The poor result in spring, as well as a severe case of >no fans led to /adv/ having to compete in a fetus cup. 2 wins and a draw saw them through, and an initial win against /3/ in the 2015 Autumn Babby gave /adv/ a chance to return to the elites. Due to other results in the group, this opportunity was still there even after losses to /a/ and /toy/; the winner of their match against /s4s/ would advance in 2nd place. This picture should tell you which team went through.

3 points from 4 games meant that /adv/ would enter another fetus cup in order to qualify for the 2016 Spring Babby Cup. The tournament format saw the top teams in each group going through with the 3rd placed teams in each group entering a knockout round to replace /o/. /adv/ suffered an unfortunate draw against /biz/ followed by a humiliating 2-7 defeat to /gif/, the worst in the team's history. Victory against /fa/ was enough to see them through to the playoffs where they looked a lot stronger, easily dispatching /toy/ and /vg/ to claim the last spot for Spring.

2016 Spring was kicked off for /adv/ with a match against rivals /r9k/ which they lost 2-1. A 4-2 victory against /c/ and 1-0 defeat to /vr/ meant a third place finish in their group. This initially looked like it at least avoided a situation where /adv/ would need to enter another fetus cup by finishing just 3 places from advancing. It was then that powerful meme magic finally allowed /adv/ a return to the elite cups after 2 and a half long years.

Summer 2016 - Spring 2017: A Lucky Opportunity Well Taken, Followed By Death

Many wouldn't have seen /adv/'s surprise return to the elites as much more than a chance for them to improve their pot for the upcoming Autumn Babby. They certainly wouldn't have expected the result of their first match: /pol/ 1 - 8 /adv/. The hammering even saw Suicide setting a new record as he found the net 6 times, the most by a single player in a single match in the history of the cup. They next faced /lit/, a team they hadn't managed victory against in 3 previous attempts, but they managed it 5-3 on this occasion. All but confirmed for the knockouts, /adv/ finally showed a sign of weakness as they slipped to a 4-2 defeat to /an/. /adv/ bounced back in their Round of 16 fixture against /s4s/, keeping a rare clean sheet in 2016 in a 3-0 win. The quarter-final against /m/ was a back and forth match where /m/ stormed to a 2-0 lead within 12 minutes. /adv/ managed to claw the match back, equalising twice before finally taking a 4-3 lead. /m/ managed to level the game with around 10 minutes left and it was that point that Char came to laugh at /adv/ and kill the game off with a brace, securing a 6-4 victory for the giant robots. Suicide's 12 goals in the cup were almost enough to earn him the golden boot despite having 2 fewer games than 4 other teams; it was only in the final that a >rape double-brace for /mlp/ saw the award slip from his grasp.

Winter 2017 did not go so well. The Righat drew /adv/ into Group F with /fit/, /out/ and /h/. Things got off to a great start thanks to Suicide's brace against /out/, followed by a 0-0 borefest with /fit/. /adv/ topped the group going into the final day and watched from the stands as /fit/ blew their opponents the fuck /out/. /adv/'s task was to not lose to /h/, who went into the match as underdogs. The /h/arbingers surprised everybody and won 3-0, knocking /adv/ out on goal difference.

While Winter was a lost cause, Spring 2017 delivered what looked like a walk in the park for /adv/. They were drawn into Group A with /p/, /po/, and somehow-escaped-the-Fetus /t/, in what was labelled "the worst fucking group ever". /adv/ would take on /po/ first and opened the scoring with a Relationshit strike. However, memories of that ill-fated day in Spring 2015 flooded back to /adv/, and those memories turned out to be precognitive. /po/ struck back twice within the last fifteen minutes of the game and went on to win 2-1. Suicide brushed off the loss within two minutes in their game against /p/ with an early goal, but /adv/ were forced to share the points in the end. After /p/ disposed of an already-promoted /po/, /adv/ had a new task: Score at least three goals and win by at least two in their last game. And they looked to be in luck: /t/ was their opponent.

All that luck turned out to be useless. /t/ crushed /adv/'s hopes and won 4-1 in a match that ultimately did not even matter, in a group that ultimately did not even matter. Along with /p/ and /t/, /adv/ were put to sleep by /merit/ for having no fan support or fan interaction (polls, match threads).

After six long years in the cup (with a brief absence in 2012), /adv/ appeared to rest in peace.....

Autumn 2018 - Autumn 2019: /adv/ 2.22 You Can (Not) Revive

On August 1st, 2018 a thread was posted in /adv/ looking if there was interest in a team revival. The new, revamped version of /adv/ took the pitch for the first time in a year and a half, in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers. /adv/ drew into Group A along with /c/, /out/, and /v/, and despite having some hype, failed miserably and finished last in the group. /v/ shellshocked /adv/ in the first game 4-1, and then got beat by /out/ in a much closer game than the 2-0 scoreline would indicate. The sole bright spot coming from the last game of the group against /c/ where /adv/ managed to come away with a 3-1 win off of an Ask The Opposite Gender brace, and a Suicide header. /adv/ will be going back to the psychiatrist's office to get some better meds, and will return with its automatic qualification for the 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup. With a new game came absolutely no difference in play, and /adv/ paid for it. Being grouped in with /k/, /lit/, and /r9k/. /adv/ decided to quit taking their medication and got sent to the 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers. /adv/ took the pitch in the Qualifiers grouped with /cgl/, /m/, and /v/. In their first game /adv/ dropped 3 on /cgl/ including a Suicide brace and Shut in NEET scoring his first goal, helping /adv/ win 3-2. /m/ played /adv/ tough in the second match, with /m/ winning 1-0. Moving into the final day /adv/ had to score 2 goals and win in order to advance out of its group, all against /v/ who had just shellacked them a year earlier. /adv/ took their opportunity, winning 3-1 off of 3 Red Flags assists, and goals from Suicide, Femanon, and Toaster Bath helping /adv/ finally advance out of their first group since Summer 2016 to get into the 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. /adv/ managed to let a golden opportunity slip away from them as they watched /x/, /gif/ and /lit/ march right past them, sending them right back to the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers nearly avoiding a second Golden Spoon in two Babby cups on their way out. /adv/ is down again, but they're used to it. Not destroyed by another heartbreak, the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers came, and /adv/, with a mysteriously clean new player from China, managed to win the qualifiers, beating a crippled /n/, a >NO SHOOTING CARDS /a/, and taking a loss to /bant/. Back to the Babbies! >

Spring 2020 - Summer 2022: A Light Through The Noose

/adv/ drew /b/, /vr/, and /wg/ in their group for the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup /adv/ pulled away from /b/ 2-1, tied with /vr/ 1-1 and then lost to /wg/ 3-2. All seemed lost for /adv/ who sat with one game left, awaiting their fate from the locker room during the /vr/ v /b/ game. /b/ pulled off a miraculous upset, sending /adv/ to the 2020 4chan Summer Cup; /adv/'s first legitimate Elite cup since the 2014 4chan Winter Cup, and their first Elite promotion since the infamous 2016 4chan Summer Cup. /adv/ then faced /sp/ in /adv/'s Century game, which turned out as a loss for /adv/ 4-2. /adv/ looked to take their momentum into the 2020 4chan Summer Cup. /adv/ were drawn into a tough group, consisting of /c/, >/g/, and defending elite champions /pol/. /adv/ beat /c/ 2-3 off of goals from Femanon, Be A Man, and Suicide, the show continued as /adv/ trounced a hapless /g/ 2-4 off the boots of Wash Your Fucking Hands, Toaster Bath, Suicide, and Red Flags. Despite the two commanding wins, /adv/ wasn't out of the clear yet. They still had a familiar foe left to beat. Standing on top of the group with 6 points, and in control of their own fate, /adv/ took the pitch vs /pol/. All looked lost after Moonman scored the fastest brace in cup history to put /pol/ up 0-3, but /adv/ weren't going to give up so easily. Toaster Bath struck back in the 64th minute, and then Suicide FC took over, scoring a brace of his own to tie the game up, 3 all. The whistle blew, /adv/, who had just played in the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers was staying elite for the first time since Summer 2016, topping the group on 7 points. /adv/ drew /ck/ for their Round of 16 matchup, where they made swift work off the boots of Femanon and Wash Your Fucking Hands, winning 2-1. Then came the Quarterfinals. /adv/ lost a heartbreaking rematch to /c/ 3-2 in extra time, where Suicide tried to carry the team, scoring a brace. This /adv/ team fell just short of equaling its best performance in a cup, while tying its best ranking of all time. /adv/ entered the 2021 4chan Winter Cup with their sights set high, and their meds refilled. They dispatched of autopilot /fa/ with a 1-0 win, with Suicide striking the winning goal. The rest of the group was much more alive and proved to be much worse for /adv/, with Femanon being the sole bright spot. /i/ beat /adv/ by a score of 3-2, and then /wg/ got their revenge for the 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup, and destroyed the cunts of /adv/ 4-1. Shaken, but not stirred, /adv/ look to the 2021 4chan World Cup to see if they can sneak away with a star before they go back to the bowels of the 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. After >WayJay had a car wreck which put him out of commission for the next year and a half. The Autumn Babby came around and /adv/ had their best performance they’ve had ever in the cup finishing 4th but alas. No further luck. Sven did his damndest to try to win a cup for /adv/ but to no avail. Sven took over for the rest of the year but he eventually resigned leaving /adv/ managerless after >WayJay got into some shit with admin putting /adv/ on its shelf for a FURTHER year.

Match History

2022 Results

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replays and Notes
2022 Winter Cup	Round of 16	/biz/	0-4 L		February 12, 2022
	Group Stage	/vg/	0-1 W	Toaster Bath  21'	February 5, 2022
		/tg/	4-1 W	Femanon  21', 30' Suicide  39', 67'	January 30, 2022
		/wg/	3-2 L	Suicide  25' Toaster Bath  56'	January 28, 2022

2021 Results

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replays and Notes
2021 Autumn Babby Cup	Third Place Match	/w/	3*-3 L	Femanon  13', 63' Toaster Bath  104'	November 14, 2021	Loss due to golden goal. Streamer forgot to turn on ET and PKs, rigged, etc.
	Semi Final	/u/	3-4 L	How do i get GF  24' Suicide  45+3' Toaster Bath  54'	November 14, 2021	Despite being eliminated, /adv/ manages to obtain its best result ever in any competition after reaching the semi finals
	Quarter Final	/x/	0-2 W	How do i get GF  13' Depression  91'	November 14, 2021
	Round of 16	/tg/	2-3 W (a.e.t.)	Femanon  21' Toaster Bath  37', 97'	November 13, 2021
	Group Stage	/xs/	0-3 W	Toaster Bath  19' Suicide  48', 83'	November 7, 2021
		/mlp/	2-2 D	Suicide  8' Toaster Bath  71'	October 30, 2021
		/wsg/	0-0 D		October 24, 2021
		/k/	0-2 L		October 22, 2021
2021 World Cup	Group Stage	/y/	3-1 W	Cheating GF  43' Toaster Bath  85' Femanon  89'	August 1, 2021
		/trv/	3-1 L	Femanon  23'	July 24, 2021
		/x/	0-1 L		July 16, 2021
2021 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/wg/	4-1 L	Femanon  35'	February 6, 2021
		/i/	3-2 L	Femanon  7', 90+3'	January 31, 2021
		/fa/	1-0 W	Suicide  86'	January 29, 2021

2020 Results

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replays and Notes
2020 Summer Cup	Quarter Final	/c/	2-3 L (a.e.t.)	Suicide  37', 45+2'	August 2, 2020
	Round of 16	/ck/	2-1 W	Wash Your Fucking Hands  60' Femanon  78'	August 1, 2020
	Group Stage	/pol/	3-3 D	Toaster Bath  64' Suicide  71', 75'	July 25, 2020	The Downfall Hyp
		/g/	4-2 W	Wash Your Fucking Hands  29' Suicide  58' Toaster Bath  74' Red Flags  90+2'	July 19, 2020
		/c/	3-2 W	Femanon  6' Be A Man  45+0' Suicide  56'	July 17, 2020
2020 Spring Babby Cup	Round of 16	/sp/	4-2 L	Suicide  10' Femanon  78'	May 9, 2020	100th match for /adv/ kobr owl
	Group Stage	/wg/	3-2 L	Suicide  32', 83'	May 3, 2020	back to the elites despite the loss /adv/ makes it out of a babby group stage for the first time since the 2013 autumn babby cup
		/vr/	1-1 D	Suicide  71'	May 1, 2020
		/b/	2-1 W	Toaster Bath  15' Suicide  85'	April 25, 2020
2020 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Group Stage	/bant/	3-0 L		April 12, 2020
		/a/	3-2 W	Suicide  18' Femanon  22' Toaster Bath  34'	April 12, 2020
		/n/	3-1 W	Suicide  21', 45+3' Wash Your Fucking Hands  88'	April 11, 2020

2019 Results

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replays and Notes
2019 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/lit/	1-0 L		November 2, 2019
		/gif/	3-4 L	Suicide  17', 90+1' Suicide Hotline  80'	October 27, 2019
		/x/	5-2 L	Suicide  45+1', 86'	October 25, 2019
2019 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Group Stage	/v/	3-1 W	Suicide  13' Femanon  31' Toaster Bath  78' Bitches & Whores  15'	October 13, 2019
		/m/	1-0 L		October 12, 2019
		/cgl/	2-3 W	Suicide  6', 21' Shut In NEET  57'	October 11, 2019
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/r9k/	1-3 L	Femanon  49'	May 26, 2019
		/lit/	3-2 L	Suicide  9' Bitches & Whores  81'	May 24, 2019
		/k/	1-0 L		May 18, 2019

2018 Results

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replays and Notes
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Group Stage	/c/	3-1 W	Ask the Opposite Gender  3', 66' Suicide  61'	October 14, 2018
		/out/	2-0 L		October 13, 2018
		/v/	4-1 L	Red Flags  73'	October 12, 2018

2017 Results

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replays and Notes
2017 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/t/	4-1 L	Relationshit  35'	May 20, 2017
		/p/	1-1 D	Suicide  2'	May 14, 2017
		/po/	2-1 L	Relationshit  26'	May 6, 2017
2017 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/h/	3-0 L		February 19, 2017
		/fit/	0-0 D		February 17, 2017
		/out/	2-1 W	Suicide  3', 27'	February 11, 2017

2016 Results

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replays and Notes
2016 Summer Cup	Quarter Final	/m/	6-4 L	Relationshit  15', 45+1' How do I get GF?  26' Suicide  59'	August 21, 2016	Full Match (Dailymotion) Highlights (Dailymotion)
	Round of 16	/s4s/	3-0 W	Suicide  9', 77' Relationshit  86'	August 20, 2016	Full Match (Dailymotion) Highlights (Dailymotion)
	Group Stage	/an/	4-2 L	How do I get GF?  3' 5 Inch Dick  87'	August 14, 2016	Full Match (Dailymotion) Highlights (Dailymotion)
		/lit/	3-5 W	Suicide  20', 57', 82' Relationshit  44', 63'	August 12, 2016	Full match (Dailymotion) Highlights (Dailymotion)
		/pol/	1-8 W	Suicide  23', 29', 38', 45', 56', 81' How Do I Get GF?  35' Relationshit  62'	August 6, 2016	Full match (Dailymotion) Highlights (Dailymotion) Suicide set the record for most goals scored by an individual in one match
2016 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/vr/	0-1 L		May 14, 2016	Full match (Dailymotion)
		/c/	4-2 W	Suicide  35', 50', 90' Relationshit  39'	May 8, 2016	Full match (Dailymotion)
		/r9k/	2-1 L	Relationshit  86'	May 6, 2016	Full match (Dailymotion)
2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Play-off Final	/vg/	3-1 W	Relationshit  51' Weed  88' How do I get GF?  90+3'	April 17, 2016	Full match (Dailymotion)
	Play-off Semi Final	/toy/	4-1 W	Suicide  3' How do I get GF?  14' Relationshit  82' 5 Inch Dick  89'	April 17, 2016	Full match (Dailymotion)
	Group Stage	/fa/	2-1 W	Suicide  58' Relationshit  86'	April 16, 2016	Full match (Dailymotion)
		/gif/	2-7 L	5 Inch Dick  15' Suicide  66'	April 15, 2016	Full match (Dailymotion)
		/biz/	3-3 D	Relationshit  24', 45+1' Suicide  50'	April 15, 2016	Full match (Dailymotion)

2015 Results

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replays and Notes
2015 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/s4s/	1-2 L	Femanon  12'	November 8, 2015	Full match (Dailymotion)
		/toy/	3-4 L	Relationshit  23' Suicide  36' Weed  78'	November 7, 2015	Full match (Dailymotion)
		/a/	2-1 L	Suicide  63'	November 1, 2015	Full match (Dailymotion)
		/3/	2-0 W	5 Inch Dick  6' Relationshit  55'	October 30, 2015	Full match (Dailymotion)
2015 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Group Stage	/t/	4-3 W	5-Inch Dick  7', 90+' Relationshit  45+' Suicide  49'	October 3, 2015
		/out/	2-1 W	Suicide  16' Relationshit  75'	October 3, 2015	Full match (Dailymotion)
		/diy/	0-0 D		October 3, 2015	Full match (Dailymotion)
2015 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/o/	4-2 L	Relationshit 42' Suicide 59'	May 10, 2015
		/cm/	3-0 L		May 8, 2015
		/po/	2-1 L	Suicide  19'	May 2, 2015
		/y/	3-2 W	Suicide  12', 83' Shungiku Nakamura  61'	April 25, 2015

2014 Results

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replays and Notes
2014 Autumn Babby Cup	Group Stage	/v/	5-4 W	Relationshit  27', 40' 5 Inch Dick  32' Suicide  48' Polyamory  69'	November 2, 2014	Highlights(Youtube)
		/s/	2-0 L		October 31, 2014	Highlights (Youtube)
		/tv/	3-0 W	Suicide 41', 47', 58'	October 25, 2014	Full Replay (Twitch) Highlights (Youtube)
		/lit/	3-2 L	Suicide 24' 5 Inch Dick  90+'	October 19, 2014	Full Replay (Twitch) Highlights (Youtube)
2014 Summer Cup	Friendlies	/vr/	0-0 D		June 1st, 2014
		/tg/	1-3 L	OKCupid  68'	May 30th, 2014	Full replay (Twitch)
2014 Spring Babby Cup	Group Stage	/lit/	0-0 D		April 20, 2014	Full replay (Twitch) Full replay (Youtube)
		/k/	1-1 D	Castle Doctrine  8'	April 18, 2014	Full replay (Twitch) Full replay (Youtube)
		/co/	0-2 L		April 12, 2014	Full replay (Twitch) Full replay (Youtube)
		/pol/	0-3 L		April 5, 2014	Full replay (Twitch) Full replay (Youtube)
2014 Winter Cup	Group Stage	/cgl/	3-7 L	5 Inch Dick  2' S/adv/irgin  24', 71'	February 22, 2014	Full replay
		/a/	2-4 L	5 Inch Dick  59', 83'	February 16, 2014	Full replay
		/cm/	2-1 W	Cheating GF  37' 5 Inch Dick  45+'	February 14, 2014	Full replay
	Friendlies	/s/	0-0 D		January 26, 2014	Full replay
		/u/	3-0 L		January 12, 2014	Full replay

2013 Results

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replays and Notes
2013 Autumn Babby Cup	Round of 16	/toy/	2-0 L		November 30, 2013	Full replay Highlights
	Group Stage	/po/	1-0 W	S/adv/irgin  22'	November 23, 2013	Full replay Highlight
		/c/	1-0 W	S/adv/irgin  7'	November 17, 2013	Full replay Highlight
		/asp/	4-1 W	5 Inch Dick  22' Friendzoned  53' S/adv/rigin  63' Cheating GF  85'	November 15, 2013	Full replay Highlights
	Friendlies	/ck/	2-1 L	S/adv/irgin  60'	September 22, 2013	Full replay (6mins)
		/d/	1-0 W	S/adv/irgin  58'	September 21, 2013
2013 Summer Cup	Group Stage	/trv/	1-0 L		August 25, 2013	Highlight
		/f/	2-1 W	S/adv/irgin  62' 5 Inch Dick  68'	August 23, 2013	Highlights (3m 47secs)
		/mlp/	1-0 L		August 17, 2013	Highlight
	Friendlies	/asp/	4-2 L	S/adv/irgin  34' Cheating GF  44'	July 21, 2013	Full replay
		/jp/	3-1 W	5 Inch Dick  26', 57' S/adv/irgin  51'	July 14, 2013
2013 Spring Babby Cup	Friendlies	/sci/	2-1 W	Cheating GF  5' 5 Inch Dick  90+1'	April 7, 2013
		/trv/	3-1 W	Cheating GF  3', 81' 5 Inch Dick  78'	April 5, 2013
2013 Winter Cup	Quarter Final	/sp/	3-1 L	1stworldproblems  51'	February 24, 2013	Highlights
	Round of 16	/v/	3-2 W	5 Inch Dick  2', 56' S/adv/irgin  54'	February 23, 2013	Highlights
	Group Stage	/m/	6-1 W	5 Inch Dick  3', 30' S/adv/irgin  45+1', 49', 63' Friendzoned  56'	February 17, 2013	Highlights
		/mlp/	4-2 L	S/adv/irgin  23' 5 Inch Dick  52'	February 15, 2013	Highlights
		/a/	4-3 L	S/adv/irgin 18', 63' Femanon 40'	February 9, 2013	Highlights

2011/12 Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Notes
December 15, 2012	/hr/	2013 Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D		Clrs' first game as manager.
October 21, 2012	/r9k/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals	0-0 D (2-3 L)
October 21, 2012	/h/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Round of 16	1-0 W	Beta As Fuck 44'
October 20, 2012	/gif/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage	4-0 W	Suicide 8' 5 Inch Dick  15', 31', 75'
October 14, 2012	/lit/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage	1-1 D	5 Inch Dick  ?'
October 13, 2012	/soc/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup - Group Stage	2-2 D	5 Inch Dick  5', 55'
September 29, 2012	/fa/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
September 15, 2012	/g/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Beta As Fuck  5'
June 2, 2012	/fit/	2012 Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 L	Beta As Fuck  23' 5 Inch Dick 33'
June 2, 2012	/gif/	2012 Summer Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Beta As Fuck  42', 85'
May 26, 2012	/soc/	2012 Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
May 12, 2012	/r9k/	2012 Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Cheating GF  45+1', 47'
February 25, 2012	/r9k/	2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	???
February 19, 2012	/soc/	2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	???
August, 2011	/mu/	2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 3	2-0 L	???
August, 2011	/int/	2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 2	3-0 W	???
August, 2011	/soc/	2011 Summer Cup - Losers' Bracket - Round 1	2-0 W	???
August, 2011	/tv/	2011 Summer Cup - Winners' Bracket - Round 1	3-1 L	???

Cup Record

Event	Place	Status
2022 4chan Winter Cup	15th (Ro16)
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4th (Promoted, Semi-finals, Best result ever)
2021 4chan World Cup	44th (3rd in group, no promotion or relegation in the World Cup)
2021 4chan Winter Cup	24th (3rd in group, Relegated)
2020 4chan Summer Cup	6th (Quarter-finals)
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	14th (Promoted, Ro16, Curse Broken)
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1st (Qualified)
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	31st (4th in group, Relegated)
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4th (Qualified)
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup	32nd (4th in group, Relegated)
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	10th (4th in group, Promoted to 2019 Spring Babby Cup)
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	28th (4th in group, RIP)
2017 4chan Winter Cup	22nd (3rd in group, Relegated)
2016 4chan Summer Cup	5th (Quarter-finals)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	19th (3rd in group, Promoted)
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	9th (Qualified through playoffs)
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	30th (3rd in group, Relegated)
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1st (Qualified)
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	34th (4th in group)
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	19th (3rd in group)
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	37th (5th in group)
2014 4chan Winter Cup	27th (3rd in group, Relegated)
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	13th (Ro16, Promoted)
2013 4chan Summer Cup	20th (3rd in group, Relegated)
2013 4chan Winter Cup	6th (Quarter-finals)
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5th (Quarter-finals, Promoted)
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Disqualified
2011 4chan Summer Cup	8th (Loser's R3)

Player statistics

Updated after /adv/'s participation in the 2022 Winter Cup.

Goal Scorers and Assisters

This table doesn't include goals from the 2012 Spring Babby Cup Friendlies.
Inactive players have a grey background.
Own goals have a red background.

Player	Goals	Assists
Suicide	67	30
5 Inch Dick	30	13
Relationshit	22	16
Femanon	18	12
S/adv/irgin	17	7
Toaster Bath	14	9
Cheating Girlfriend	9	9
How do I get GF?	7	8
Original Sixteen team	6
Beta as Fuck	5	0
Wash Your Fucking Hands	3	4
Friendzoned	2	7
Red Flags	2	6
Dude Weed LMAO	2	2
Ask The Opposite Gender	2	1
Be A Man	1	3
Shut In NEET	1	1
Suicide Hotline	1	1
Polyamory	1	0
Bitches & Whores	1	0
Depression	1	0
First World Problems	1	0
OKCupid	1	0
Shungiku Nakamura /y/	1
Castle Doctrine /k/	1
Sigma Male	0	7
Get it off your Chest	0	2
Take the Fuckin' jab	0	2
Cuckold	0	1
Assburgers	0	1
Pick up Artist	0	1
Moralfag	0	1
Dickinass	0	1

Goal Saves

Inactive players have a grey background.

Player	Saves
Good Guy Greg	95
Friendzoned	77
Get It Off Your Chest	25
Venting	19
Le Voldemort Face	12
Captain Hindsight	11
Pick Up Artist	8
Please Respond	4
Incest	3
Brojobs	3

Awards

Team Awards

Winter Cup 2013

• 

  Most Improved
• 

  Underdog of the Tournament
• 

  Biggest Upset
  (Awarded for their 6-1 victory over /m/)
• 

  Surprise of the Tournament

Autumn Babby 2014

Match of the Tournament: /adv/  5 - 4  /v/

Summer Cup 2016

Underdog/Surprise of the Tournament:  /adv/

Old Logos

• 

  Fourth /adv/ logo, used until Autumn 2018

• 

  Third /adv/ logo, used until Autumn 2014

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  Second /adv/ logo, used until Spring 2014

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  Original /adv/ logo

Rivalries

The Beta Bowl Sharing so many identical features, /adv/'s main rival is the once-feared ROBOT9000, now a festering shell of its former self as ROBOT9001. Matches between the two sides usually result in no-score draws due to both teams being scared of touching the ball in case anything bad happens.
2 Wins	0 Draws	2 Losses