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{{sq start player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=Hubby}} | {{sq start player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=Hubby}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=Honey}} | {{sq start player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=Honey}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=LMF |name= | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=LMF |name=Leg Strap}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=RMF |name=Headphone Wire}} | {{sq start player |no=20 |pos=RMF |name=Headphone Wire}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=A LITTLE WEIRD}} | {{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=A LITTLE WEIRD}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Super Spinach Smoothies}} | {{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Super Spinach Smoothies}} | ||
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=RB |name=Abdonis}} | {{sq player |no=8 |pos=RB |name=Abdonis}} | ||
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=LB |name= | {{sq player |no=7 |pos=LB |name=Armando}} | ||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CB |name=Static Stretching}} | {{sq player |no=21 |pos=CB |name=Static Stretching}} | ||
{{sq player |no=32 |pos=CB |name=Fashion Disaster}} | {{sq player |no=32 |pos=CB |name=Fashion Disaster}} | ||
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=LMF |name=PRAISE THE SUN}} | {{sq player |no=8 |pos=LMF |name=PRAISE THE SUN}} | ||
{{sq player |no=3 |pos=RMF |name=Knee-to-Chest}} | {{sq player |no=3 |pos=RMF |name=Knee-to-Chest}} | ||
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq player |no=9 |pos=CMF |name=Guru Andma}} | ||
{{sq player |no=420 |pos=CMF |name=I Hope You Wash That Towel}} | {{sq player |no=420 |pos=CMF |name=I Hope You Wash That Towel}} | ||
{{sq player |no=156 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq player |no=156 |pos=CMF |name=Allegra}} | ||
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=CF |name= | {{sq player |no=4 |pos=CF |name=No Pulse}} | ||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="The attack isn't registering because the leg strap slipped again, so it's minimum damage for you and the crab survives on 1 health. Extra reps for you!">Wet Splat</span>}} | {{sq player |no=22 |pos=CF |name= <span class="explain" title="The attack isn't registering because the leg strap slipped again, so it's minimum damage for you and the crab survives on 1 health. Extra reps for you!">Wet Splat</span>}} | ||
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It's a joke, and it'll be a hell of a joke if it actually becomes a team. And it did become a team. Guess I'm the manager now...
Wooden spoon, here we come.
Players
WIP
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Meme-ass Tactics and Formations
Instructions
Following the TTC5, gonna try something crazy. Dragaux Gold is benched until 65, then subbed on at 65, since you need to fight a lot of shit before you can actually fight Dragaux. Second sub, at 65, sub most tired, not including medals. If 25% or less stamina carded player, sub off carded player first. DrBorisG stays on the pitch no matter how tired, unless literally ded and removed from the pitch ded.
Save last sub for future ded player to be subbed off.
Hubby and Honey stay on the pitch together, if one is on, other must be on, if one is off, both off. If any get a red card, instant sub and remove remaining either Hubby or Honey if subs are available, even if it fucks over the second or 3rd otherwise voluntary sub.
Start on Preset 1 Ring formation, go to Preset 2 Ab Guard formation and go -2 at 20. Bounce between Preset 1 Neutral and Preset 2 -2 whenever you want - every 10 minutes, 20, whatever, but switch at least twice, hell, just really quickly bounce between 1 and 2 if you want then call it done. When Dragaux comes on, switch back to Preset 1 neutral mentality. This is assuming scoreline stays even or /ring/ is ahead.
If we go 2 down before 65, switch to Preset 1 go Double Gegenpress using the concession time out and stay on Preset 1 +1. If we manage to close the gap somehow, go back to neutral mentality, leave Gegenpress on and stay on Preset 1 until below instruction.
okay, wow, Preset 3 is instant loss. Never mind then. At 70, if we have a voluntary time-out,
1. Replace Counter Target on Preset 1 with Gegenpresse, no +2 or anything. Replace Hug the Touchline with Centering Targets - ye olde PES 2018 meme here.
2. Change Preset 1 Attacking Instructions to Counter Attack, Short-Pass, Wide, Flexible, Support Range 7
Put 1 gegen on preset 2 as well if you can. Stay on preset 1, go +1 at 80. Yeah, what happened after the 70 kind of shook me.
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