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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
After being formed, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre group stage in VGL 8. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
However, the spirit of The Omnissiah possessed us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
Ever since has been a rollercoaster ride, with a fall to 40th place in VGL 13, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses in VGL 15. The Omnissiah giveth, the Omnissiah taketh away.
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
Info
Proof of Interest:
https://boards.4channel.org/vg/thread/318934748#p320040859 (final roster poll results - 2021/01/07)
Note from the caretaker:
This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for tactics then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but >implying I play PES, and trusting an """AI""" fits our theme
- Possum
Roster
Full /egg/ Roster page here (a work in progress, just like all of our games)
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Match History
Official Matches
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group B | 2017, June 2nd | /pg/ | 0 - 1 | John Madden 76' |
/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group B | 2017, June 3rd | /agdg/ | 1 - 3 | Smug Marek 22' |
/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group B | 2017, June 4th | /civ4xg/ | 1 - 0 | KEEEEEEEEN 73' |
/vg/ League 12 - Group I | 2019, June 9 | /agdg/ | 2 - 2 | CLANG 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism 78' |
/vg/ League 12 - Group I | 2019, June 15 | /feg/ | 5 - 0 | Thomasformer 15', 56', EARLY ACCESS. 42', Mechanically. 59', CLANG 70' |
/vg/ League 12 - Group I | 2019, June 21 | /vitagen/ | 2 - 0 | CLANG 75', Chaos Engine 84' |
/vg/ League 12 - Round of 16 | 2019, June 29 | /gfg/ | 4 - 2 | Thomasformer 20', CLANG 45+2' (pen.), 50', 75' (the first of many hat tricks) |
/vg/ League 12 - Quarterfinals | 2019, June 30 | /dbg/ | 0 - 1 | >Physician 36' |
/vg/ League 13 - Group B | 2019, November 22 | /drg/ | 2 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 19', CLANG 52' |
/vg/ League 13 - Group B | 2019, December 1 | /vrg/ | 3 - 4 | Mechanically. 11', CLANG 27', Thomasformer 72' (FUCKING AEIOU 81') |
/vg/ League 13 - Group B | 2019, December 7 | /alg/ | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 89' |
/vg/ League 14 - Group K | 2020, June 7 | /mcg/ | 4 - 2 | CLANG 4', 24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 38', 90+8' |
/vg/ League 14 - Group K | 2020, June 13 | /nepgen/ | 4 - 1 | CLANG 6', 53', 55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 15' |
/vg/ League 14 - Group K | 2020, June 19 | /mggg/ | 2 - 2 | CLANG 25', 90+1' |
/vg/ League 14 - Round of 16 | 2020, June 27 | /d2g/ | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 76' Penalties (4 - 1): CLANG , Thomas. , Mechanically. , Landing Gear. |
/vg/ League 14 - Quarterfinals | 2020, June 28 | /ssbg/ | 1 - 3 | CLANG 35' |
/vg/ League 15 - Group E | 2020, November 21 | /hgg2d/ | 4 - 1 | Thomasformer 26'... we just couldn't Alice |
/vg/ League 15 - Group E | 2020, November 27 | /2hug/ | 5 - 2 | CLANG 16', Landing Gear. 31', Thomasformer 43, 86', Mechanically. 74' |
/vg/ League 15 - Group E | 2020, December 6 | /drag/ | 2 - 3 | Thomasformer 26', CLANG 36' |
/vg/ League 16 - Group L | 2021, May 23 | /eftg/ | 4 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 21, 35, 56', CLANG 75' |
/vg/ League 16 - Group L | 2021, May 29 | /fg/ | 1 - 0 | CLANG 7' |
/vg/ League 16 - Group L | 2021, June 4 | /gbfg/ | 5 - 0 | CLANG 24, 45+2, 90+0', Mechanically Engineered Autism 65, 84' |
Unofficial Matches
As you can see, we display incredible skill even during friendly matches.
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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2019, September 29th | /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl | /vg/ League 13 Friendlies | 0 - 2 | |
2019, October 4th | /kspg/ - The Space Bowl | /vg/ League 13 Friendlies | 0 - 1 | |
2020, March 22 | /tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl | /vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 1 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 66' |
2020, March 27 | /digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final | /vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 3 - 4 | CLANG 15', 21', 86', Mechanically... 74', Landing Gear... 82' |
2020, September 25th | /r6g/ - The B owlsiege | /vg/ League 15 Friendlies | 1 - 2 | CLANG 90 + 1', KEEEEEEEEN 15' |
2021, March 27th | /indie/ - The Early Accessb Owl | /vg/ League 16 Friendlies | 3 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 61', CLANG 90 + 2' |
Player Autistics
Player | Goals | Assists | MotMs |
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CLANG | 19 | 9 | 7 |
Mechanically Engineered Autism | 9 | 8 | 2 |
Thomasformer | 8 | 5 | 1 |
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons | 5 | 11 | 0 |
Chaos Engine | 1 | 3 | 0 |
Smug Marek | 1 | 1 | 0 |
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | 1 | 0 | 0 |
KEEEEEEEEN | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Saves
Keeper | Saves |
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Eggman | 32 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 3 |
Early Access Sandbox Game | 2 |
Robokek | 1 |
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain.
Then we stuck him in goal.
Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Records
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons: scored the latest goal in a regulation length match in the /vg/ League, scoring at 90+8' against /mcg/, beating the previous record by a second!
Physicians
aieou: our first own goal - directly off his ass - which lost us our VGL 13 /vrg/ match. Good job, son.
Exports
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing
Current - /vg/ League 15 (subject to change) | /vg/ League 15 Friendlies | /vg/ League 14 | /vg/ League 14 Friendlies | /vg/ League 13 | /vg/ League 13 Friendlies | /vg/ League 12 |
Aes. (First of PES 19) |
Aes. - lost to time |