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/wsg/

Play Hard, Work Safe

/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF

Founded

March 1, 2013

IRL Manager

centralnegro
!!TIGcXBQSBUt

Team Colours

Chat Colour

FF0A4D
Synthwave Sunset Pink

Ranking

40 (

9)

Top Scorer

Duane (42)

Top Assister

Duane (29)

Captain

Ricardo Milos

Website

/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF

Nickname

The Wiseguys
Wassug/Wusug

Historic Performance

36	14	35			85				42.35%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
159	163	-4

Biggest Win
/wsg/	5–1	/y/
November 3, 2017

Biggest Defeat
/wsg/	0–5	/k/
November 5, 2021

First Match
/wsg/	3–0	/out/
July 21, 2013

Elite Cup
Appearances	8 (First in Summer '14)
Best Result	9th, Winter '16
Babby Cup
Appearances	10 (First in Spring '14)
Best Result	2nd, Spring '20
Fetus Qualifier
Appearances	4 (First in Autumn '13)
Best Result	1st, Autumn '17

Team Music

Anthem	You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood
Victory Anthem	Resonance
MotM: Ricardo	U Got That

Goalhorn	Push The Feeling On
Alt-Horn: Ricardo	DotA
Alt-Horn: TBC	Roundabout
Alt-Horn: Duane	You Can Do It
Alt-Horn: MTL	MULTI-TRACK LISTENING

Kits


Home Kit	Away Kit	GK Kit

Third Kit
Fourth Kit
Goalkeeper Kit

One wonders if the introduction of webms to 4chan was beneficial to /wsg/ or not, on one hand it expanded the focus of the board, on the other it brought a lot of unwanted crossover with YouTube. Nevertheless, what was once a team that only consisted of a collection of random gifs, has now blossomed into team of widely varying interests that can all coexist together thanks to being one of only two boards in which you can post webms with sound and the only one where porn won't drown everything else out.

Roster

Main Article: /wsg/ Roster
See Also: /wsg/ Roster Poll Results

No.

Position

Player

1

GK

Deal With It

8

CB

Knife Wielding Tentacle

92

CB

Boston Dynamics

18

CB

Pumped Up Kicks

11

CMF

Gondola

9

CMF

To Be Continued

68

LMF

Why Are You Gay?

95

RMF

MULTI-TRACK LISTENING

20

AMF

Big Man Tyrone

89

SS

Duane

77

CF

Ricardo Milos

No.

Position

Player

2

GK

Get Out

5

CB

WASTED

7

CB

VLC Glitch

13

DMF

Did He Died?

16

DMF

Sensible Chuckle

4

DMF

FUCKING LEGEND

19

LMF

WTF Is This Real?

27

LMF

[CONTEMPLATIVE JAZZ MUSIC]

26

RMF

Dr. Ivo Robotnik

46

RMF

I Grieve In Stereo

23

AMF

Look At Him Go!

91

AMF

Norm Macdonald

History

Main Article: /wsg/ History

From our humble beginnings as a collection of reaction gifs, to our first taste of competition at the highest level, to subtle rigging by a foreign actor, to our revival from the brink of the abyss, to our quick return to form, to our steady decline into mediocrity and abject failure, to our rebound by dishonest means, to a fresh start under more qualified management, to overcoming all odds in the pursuit of milestones that many teams have accomplished far quicker than us. Once the least relevant team among our cohorts, we've lifted our burdens and become a contender, we've finally blossomed.

Performance

Match Record

Main Article: /wsg/ Match History

Tournament Record

Event	Manager	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place	Note
All Official Friendlies	RollFizzlebeef	4-2-1	15	8	7	Positive Record	N/A	#MakeFriendliesOfficialAgain
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	RollFizzlebeef, Hessen	1-1-2	5	8	-3	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance from a Qualifier.
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	RollFizzlebeef	3-0-2	9	4	5	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /fa/
2014 4chan Summer Cup	RollFizzlebeef	2-0-2	5	5	0	Round of 16	11th	>Being eliminated by /ic/
2015 4chan Winter Cup	Knicklicht, RollFizzlebeef	0-0-0	0	0	0	Nullified	0th	This tournament's results are negated due to post-cup drama.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Harshmallow	2-1-2	9	10	-1	Round of 16	15th	>4(four) Ro16 finishes in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	Harshmallow	2-0-2	9	10	-1	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /out/
2016 4chan Summer Cup	Harshmallow	1-0-2	3	5	-2	Relegated	23rd	>Letting /soc/ advance over you
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Harshmallow	0-1-2	8	12	-4	Relegated	26th	>Letting /u/ advance over you
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Harshmallow	0-1-2	2	6	-4	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance in a group of four where three teams advance
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Harshmallow	3-0-0	8	4	4	Promoted	1st	>""""""""""Winning"""""""""" a fetus
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Harshmallow	2-1-1	15	11	4	Round of 16	11th	>Throwing away a perfect win record against /trv/
2018 4chan Winter Cup	Harshmallow	1-0-2	5	6	-1	Relegated	21st	>YOU GOT BEAT BY /m/
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Harshmallow	1-1-2	8	11	-3	Failed to Advance	28th	>Letting it slip to /sp/
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	1-0-2	3	7	-4	Relegated	25th	>Letting /mlp/ make the great escape
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Admiralmeru	1-1-1	7	6	1	Failed to Advance	7th	>Ricardo double-brace to keep us alive >Get aborted anyway
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	3-0-1	10	7	3	Round of 16	16th	>The nine point curse strikes, hard.
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Admiralmeru	1-1-1	3	3	0	Relegated	20th	>CAM ON WUSUG SCOR SUM FACKIN GOALS
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	6-0-1	20	8	12	Runner-Up	2nd	>Finally win a knockout game >Proceed to go all the way to the Final
2020 4chan Summer Cup	Admiralmeru	0-1-2	3	8	-5	Relegated	30th	>Changing your nearly cup winning tactics
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	1-1-1	6	7	-1	Failed to Advance	19th	>Bringing back your nearly cup winning tactics but tweaking them
2021 4chan World Cup	Managerless	0-1-2	3	7	-4	Eliminated	59th	>The absolute state of autopilots
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Centralnegro	1-1-2	3	9	-6	Failed to Advance	31st	>getting shithoused by /xs/

Rivalries


The Moving Pictures Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though. The only official meeting between these two teams was a 2-3 loss for /wsg/ in the Autumn '13 Friendlies where /wsg/'s recorded history in the cup began. For various reasons since 2013 the two teams haven't managed to play each other at any point due to factors that range from differing skill levels to straight up not competing for four years in /gif/'s case.
0-0-1


*The Blazin'* All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen.Some teams just want to watch the football world burn**. Friendly is an accurate term for this rivalry, seeing as both meetings between the two were held across the Winter and Summer Friendlies of 2014, the former ending in a fun 4-2 win for /wsg/ and the latter in a tense 1-1 nail-biter. Bygone are the days of PES2014 and it's legendary Yolobowl matches, when these teams ever meet again it will likely be in a more competitive setting.
1-1-0


The Gentleman's Agreement Originally just a meme rivalry born from the use of the Wiseguy moniker, a sole match in the Summer '14 Friendlies decided the fate of the nickname and bestowed it upon the WG team with an S in the middle. Despite the promising sign of a budding rivalry, such a rematch of the two teams would not occur for another six years and both sides would never attempt to put their name on the line again. Many years would pass until a renaissance was ushered in by the great rigging forces of RNGesus. In Spring '20, /wsg/ stomped the competition and would barrel their way through the knockouts to the Semi-Finals where they would meet none other than their forgotten rivals, The Da/wg/s as they were now referred to as. Far exceeding everyone's expectations both teams would enter into a gentleman's agreement, which resulted in a glorious 7-5 slugfest and go down in history as The Greatest Third-Place-Match-Overshadowing Semi-Final Ever :^).
2-0-0

Statistics

Main Article: /wsg/ Statistics

**Top Goalscorers**
Player	Goals
Duane	42
To Be Continued	36
Ricardo Milos	24
Dodger Leigh	18
Big Shake	8

**Top Assisters**
Player	Assists
Duane	29
To Be Continued	23
Big Man Tyrone	6
Big Shake	6
Gabe the Dog	6

**Goalkeeper Saves**
Player	Saves
Deal With It	144
Get Out	74
Scott Sterling	14

**Man of the Match Awards**
Player	Awards
To Be Continued	11
Duane	9
Ricardo Milos	9
Big Shake	5

Honours

Awards

Autumn '17 Qualifiers
Golden Boot
Most Valuable Player
Autumn '17
Top Assister
Best Kits
Spring '19 Qualifiers
Golden Boot
Top Assister
Most Valuable Player
Autumn '19
Best Alt-horn
Biggest Spaghetti
Spring '20
Most Valuable Player
Team of the Tournament
Player of the Tournament
Match of the Tournament
Most Exciting Team
Best Kits
Best Overall Music
Best Alt-horn
Best Overall Chants
Best Chant
World '21
Slurpfest of the Tournament
Best Kits
Autumn '21
Slurpfest of the Tournament
Best Overall Chants

Records

Individual Record	Holder	Match	Date
Quickest Brace (1 minute)	Duane	/i/ 1 – 3 /wsg/	May 20, 2018
Match Record	Holders	Match	Date
Most Shots (41)	/wg/ /wsg/	/wsg/ 7 – 5 /wg/	May 10, 2020
Most Shots on Target (26)	/wg/ /wsg/	/wsg/ 7 – 5 /wg/	May 10, 2020

Gallery

Memorable Moments

56 Chicken Nuggets scores a goal and prevents /s/ from advancing to Summer.
WASTED gets MotM, cackling ensues.
Not the team's proudest moment but the juxtaposition is hilarious.
The first and only time any team has ever surrendered a penalty kick to /wsg/.
Funny enough this classic display of >PES physics had nothing to do with the earlier penalty kick.
Duane and To Be Continued tie things up at the last second in a very To Be Continued fashion.
To Be Continued gets To Be Continued himself due to being offside.
The smile is magnetic, it attracts all. You came to satisfy your lust, acquiescing to base instincts like an animal, but you saw his face and felt a higher calling.
Ricardo doesn't know the meaning of "over the top".
He couldn't deal with it, neither could /bant/ so they scored their own as well.
>The absolute state of /wsg/'s Summer cup run.

Logo History

Autumn '13
Spring '14 - Spring '17
Autumn '17 - Present

Kit History

Autumn '13 - Spring '17
Autumn '13 - Spring '17
Autumn '13 - Winter '20
Winter '16 - Present
Autumn '17 - Present
Spring '20 - Present
World '21 - Present

Adboards

Trivia

To Be Continued is the first player to score a hat-trick for the team and is the current leader at 2.
Ricardo Milos is the first and only player to score a double-brace for the team and is the current leader at 2.
Duane is the first and only player to have earned a red card for the team.
- After earning his red card, Duane ended his streak of being the only player to have played in every single /wsg/ match.
- Up until earning his red card, Duane had been playing a clean game his entire career.
Longtime silver medal MULTI-TRACK LISTENING came close to becoming a gold medal on multiple occasions but was prevented from doing so for the following reasons.
- The use to the GSSBB medal system throughout 2018, which limited teams to a single gold medal, To Be Continued in /wsg/'s case.
- The addition of Ricardo Milos as the team's second gold medal in Spring '19, once the GGSS medal system had been reinstated.
After serving as the starting goalkeeper since the team's founding, Deal With It was demoted to substitution status in Autumn' 18 by a margin of one vote. Get Out took his place as the starting goalkeeper for that tournament.
- Deal With It handily beat Get Out in the following poll to regain his starter status and has maintained it ever since.

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Roster

History