/wsg/

/wsg/
Play Hard, Work Safe
/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF
Founded March 1, 2013 IRL Manager centralnegro !!TIGcXBQSBUt Team Colours HEX Colour FF0A4D Synthwave Sunset Pink Ranking 42 ( 2) Highest Rank 8 (May, 2020) Lowest Rank 58 (August, 2015) Top Scorer Duane (42) Top Assister Duane (29) Captain Ricardo Milos Website /wsg/ - Worksafe GIF Nickname The Wiseguys Wassug/Wusug
Historic Performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 36 14 35 85 42.35%
GF GA GD 159 163 -4
Biggest Win /wsg/  5–1  /y/ November 3, 2017 Biggest Defeat /wsg/  0–5  /k/ November 5, 2021 First Match /wsg/  3–0  /out/ July 21, 2013
Elite Cup Appearances 8 (First in Summer '14) Best Result 9th, Winter '16 Babby Cup Appearances 10 (First in Spring '14) Best Result 2nd, Spring '20 Fetus Qualifier Appearances 4 (First in Autumn '13) Best Result 1st, Autumn '17
Team Music
Anthem You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood Victory Anthem Resonance MotM: Ricardo U Got That Goalhorn Push The Feeling On Alt-Horn: Ricardo DotA Alt-Horn: TBC Roundabout Alt-Horn: Duane You Can Do It Alt-Horn: MTL MULTI-TRACK LISTENING
Kits
Home Kit Away Kit Third Kit Fourth Kit Goalkeeper Kit

One wonders if the introduction of webms to 4chan was beneficial to /wsg/ or not, on one hand it expanded the focus of the board, on the other it brought a lot of unwanted crossover with YouTube. Nevertheless, what was once a team that only consisted of a collection of random gifs, has now blossomed into team of widely varying interests that can all coexist together thanks to being one of only two boards in which you can post webms with sound and the only one where porn won't drown everything else out.

Roster

Main Article: /wsg/ Roster
See Also: /wsg/ Roster Poll Results

No. Position Player 1 GK Deal With It 8 CB Knife Wielding Tentacle 92 CB Boston Dynamics 18 CB Pumped Up Kicks 11 CMF Gondola 9 CMF To Be Continued 68 LMF Why Are You Gay? 95 RMF MULTI-TRACK LISTENING 20 AMF Big Man Tyrone 89 SS Duane 77 CF Ricardo Milos

No. Position Player 2 GK Get Out 5 CB WASTED 7 CB VLC Glitch 13 DMF Did He Died? 16 DMF Sensible Chuckle 4 DMF FUCKING LEGEND 19 LMF WTF Is This Real? 27 LMF [CONTEMPLATIVE JAZZ MUSIC] 26 RMF Dr. Ivo Robotnik 46 RMF I Grieve In Stereo 23 AMF Look At Him Go! 91 AMF Norm Macdonald

History

Main Article: /wsg/ History

From our humble beginnings as a collection of reaction gifs, to our first taste of competition at the highest level, to subtle rigging by a foreign actor, to our revival from the brink of the abyss, to our quick return to form, to our steady decline into mediocrity and abject failure, to our rebound by dishonest means, to a fresh start under more qualified management, to overcoming all odds in the pursuit of milestones that many teams have accomplished far quicker than us. Once the least relevant team among our cohorts, we've lifted our burdens and become a contender, we've finally blossomed.

Performance

Match Record

Main Article: /wsg/ Match History

Tournament Record

Event	Manager	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place	Note
All Official Friendlies	RollFizzlebeef	4-2-1	15	8	7	Positive Record	N/A	#MakeFriendliesOfficialAgain
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	RollFizzlebeef, Hessen	1-1-2	5	8	-3	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance from a Qualifier.
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	RollFizzlebeef	3-0-2	9	4	5	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /fa/
2014 4chan Summer Cup	RollFizzlebeef	2-0-2	5	5	0	Round of 16	11th	>Being eliminated by /ic/
2015 4chan Winter Cup	Knicklicht, RollFizzlebeef	0-0-0	0	0	0	Nullified	0th	This tournament's results are negated due to post-cup drama.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Harshmallow	2-1-2	9	10	-1	Round of 16	15th	>4(four) Ro16 finishes in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	Harshmallow	2-0-2	9	10	-1	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /out/
2016 4chan Summer Cup	Harshmallow	1-0-2	3	5	-2	Relegated	23rd	>Letting /soc/ advance over you
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Harshmallow	0-1-2	8	12	-4	Relegated	26th	>Letting /u/ advance over you
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Harshmallow	0-1-2	2	6	-4	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance in a group of four where three teams advance
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Harshmallow	3-0-0	8	4	4	Promoted	1st	>""""""""""Winning"""""""""" a fetus
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Harshmallow	2-1-1	15	11	4	Round of 16	11th	>Throwing away a perfect win record against /trv/
2018 4chan Winter Cup	Harshmallow	1-0-2	5	6	-1	Relegated	21st	>YOU GOT BEAT BY /m/
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Harshmallow	1-1-2	8	11	-3	Failed to Advance	28th	>Letting it slip to /sp/
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	1-0-2	3	7	-4	Relegated	25th	>Letting /mlp/ make the great escape
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Admiralmeru	1-1-1	7	6	1	Failed to Advance	7th	>Ricardo double-brace to keep us alive >Get aborted anyway
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	3-0-1	10	7	3	Round of 16	16th	>The nine point curse strikes, hard.
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Admiralmeru	1-1-1	3	3	0	Relegated	20th	>CAM ON WUSUG SCOR SUM FACKIN GOALS
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	6-0-1	20	8	12	Runner-Up	2nd	>Finally win a knockout game >Proceed to go all the way to the Final
2020 4chan Summer Cup	Admiralmeru	0-1-2	3	8	-5	Relegated	30th	>Changing your nearly cup winning tactics
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	1-1-1	6	7	-1	Failed to Advance	19th	>Bringing back your nearly cup winning tactics but tweaking them
2021 4chan World Cup	Managerless	0-1-2	3	7	-4	Eliminated	59th	>The absolute state of autopilots
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Centralnegro	1-1-2	3	9	-6	Failed to Advance	31st	>getting shithoused by /xs/
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Centralnegro	TBD	0	0	0	TBD	TBD

Rivalries

The Moving Pictures Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though. The only official meeting between these two teams was a 2-3 loss for /wsg/ in the Autumn '13 Friendlies where /wsg/'s recorded history in the cup began. For various reasons since 2013 the two teams haven't managed to play each other at any point due to factors that range from differing skill levels to straight up not competing for four years in /gif/'s case.

0-0-1

The Blazin' All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen.Some teams just want to watch the football world burn. Friendly is an accurate term for this rivalry, seeing as both meetings between the two were held across the Winter and Summer Friendlies of 2014, the former ending in a fun 4-2 win for /wsg/ and the latter in a tense 1-1 nail-biter. Bygone are the days of PES2014 and it's legendary Yolobowl matches, when these teams ever meet again it will likely be in a more competitive setting.

1-1-0

The Gentleman's Agreement Originally just a meme rivalry born from the use of the Wiseguy moniker, a sole match in the Summer '14 Friendlies decided the fate of the nickname and bestowed it upon the WG team with an S in the middle. Despite the promising sign of a budding rivalry, such a rematch of the two teams would not occur for another six years and both sides would never attempt to put their name on the line again. Many years would pass until a renaissance was ushered in by the great rigging forces of RNGesus. In Spring '20, /wsg/ stomped the competition and would barrel their way through the knockouts to the Semi-Finals where they would meet none other than their forgotten rivals, The Da/wg/s as they were now referred to as. Far exceeding everyone's expectations both teams would enter into a gentleman's agreement, which resulted in a glorious 7-5 slugfest and go down in history as The Greatest Third-Place-Match-Overshadowing Semi-Final Ever :^).

2-0-0

The Rat Race Rumble What would, on paper, seem to be two boards with no connection comes a competitive rivalry that stems all the way back to the PES14 era. Wily veterans /trv/ are never one to back down from a fight. When /wsg/ came knocking during the Winter '14 Friendlies, they would heed the call to arms and walk away with an tight 1-0 victory. Later that Summer /wsg/ would hold the Winter champions to a close 2-1 victory, sending them on a downward spiral to mediocrity, the two teams would not meet again for another two years. In Summer '16, goalkeeper Get Out with his 7 saves and MotM award would carry the team to a scrappy 1-0 victory. The rivalry though storied only becomes interesting a year later in Autumn '17 where star strikers Duane and To Be Continued worked together to turn a hopeless 3-1 loss into a cheeky 3-3 draw in the dying minutes of the match. /trv/ would finally slay their white whale /wsg/ 1-5 two years later in Autumn '19.

3-1-1

Statistics

Main Article: /wsg/ Statistics

Top Goalscorers

Player	Goals
Duane	42
To Be Continued	36
Ricardo Milos	24
Dodger Leigh	18
Big Shake	8
MULTI-TRACK LISTENING	6
Big Man Tyrone	4
Gondola	4

Top Assisters

Player	Assists
Duane	29
To Be Continued	23
Big Man Tyrone	6
Big Shake	6
Gabe the Dog	6
Ricardo Milos	5
Dodger Leigh	5
MULTI-TRACK LISTENING	5

Goalkeeper Saves

Player	Saves
Deal With It	144
Get Out	74
Scott Sterling	14

Man of the Match Awards

Player	Awards
To Be Continued	11
Duane	9
Ricardo Milos	9
Big Shake	5
Gondola	2
Get Out	2

Honours

Awards

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  Autumn '17 Qualifiers
  Golden Boot
  Most Valuable Player

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  Autumn '17
  Top Assister
  Best Kits

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  Spring '19 Qualifiers
  Golden Boot
  Top Assister
  Most Valuable Player

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  Autumn '19
  Best Alt-horn
  Biggest Spaghetti

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  Spring '20
  Most Valuable Player
  Team of the Tournament
  Player of the Tournament
  Match of the Tournament
  Most Exciting Team
  Best Kits
  Best Overall Music
  Best Alt-horn
  Best Overall Chants
  Best Chant

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  World '21
  Slurpfest of the Tournament
  Best Kits

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  Autumn '21
  Slurpfest of the Tournament
  Best Overall Chants

Records

Individual Record	Holder	Match	Date
Quickest Brace (1 minute)	Duane	/i/  1 – 3  /wsg/	May 20, 2018
Match Record	Holders	Match	Date
Most Shots (41)	/wg/  /wsg/	/wsg/  7 – 5  /wg/	May 10, 2020
Most Shots on Target (26)

Gallery

Memorable Moments

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  56 Chicken Nuggets scores a goal and prevents /s/ from advancing to Summer.

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  WASTED gets MotM, cackling ensues.

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  Not the team's proudest moment but the juxtaposition is hilarious.

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  The first and only time any team has ever surrendered a penalty kick to /wsg/.

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  Funny enough this classic display of >PES physics had nothing to do with the earlier penalty kick.

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  Duane and To Be Continued tie things up at the last second in a very To Be Continued fashion.

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  To Be Continued gets To Be Continued himself due to being offside.

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  The smile is magnetic, it attracts all. You came to satisfy your lust, acquiescing to base instincts like an animal, but you saw his face and felt a higher calling.

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  Ricardo doesn't know the meaning of "over the top".

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  He couldn't deal with it, neither could /bant/ so they scored their own as well.

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  >The absolute state of /wsg/'s Summer cup run.

Logo History

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  Autumn '13

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  Spring '14 - Spring '17

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  Autumn '17 - Present

Kit History

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  Autumn '13 - Spring '17

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  Autumn '13 - Spring '17

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  Autumn '13 - Winter '20

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  Winter '16 - Present

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  Autumn '17 - Present

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  Spring '20 - Present

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  World '21 - Present

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Trivia

• To Be Continued is the first player to score a hat-trick for the team and is the current leader at 2.
• Ricardo Milos is the first and only player to score a double-brace for the team and is the current leader at 2.
• Duane is the first and only player to have earned a red card for the team.
  • After earning his red card, Duane ended his streak of being the only player to have played in every single /wsg/ match.
  • Up until earning his red card, Duane had been playing a clean game his entire career.
• Longtime silver medal MULTI-TRACK LISTENING came close to becoming a gold medal on multiple occasions but was prevented from doing so for the following reasons.
  • The use to the GSSBB medal system throughout 2018, which limited teams to a single gold medal, To Be Continued in /wsg/'s case.
  • The addition of Ricardo Milos as the team's second gold medal in Spring '19, once the GGSS medal system had been reinstated.
• After serving as the starting goalkeeper since the team's founding, Deal With It was demoted to substitution status in Autumn' 18 by a margin of one vote. Get Out took his place as the starting goalkeeper for that tournament.
  • Deal With It handily beat Get Out in the following poll to regain his starter status and has maintained it ever since.