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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Nuclear Gandhi''' {{team away|vst}}
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | The devastating, precise strikes on your goal aren't the result of a programming error, oh no.
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▲ ▲? LOL RETARD
This is Nuclear Gandhi, hailing from one of the most iconic strategy games, and just because he's not /vst/'s Captain -or even a striker for that matter- doesn't mean he won't put up 3 goals while still also lending his support to other /vst/ players with attentive passing and clever decision-making. With enough long-range shooting capability to make the average late-game military blush, Gandhi is a threat at any point in the match.
 
▲▲▲? NEWFAG
The players challenging must Gandhi fear and respect him. One little act of aggression and it's all-but-certain destruction for your defenses. Even if you manage to pressure him and shut him down in the midfield, he'll still support /vst/'s two Silvers well enough to make them plenty dangerous threats on their own.  
 
Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.
So go ahead and prepare all your tactics and plans all you want, but this Indian leader will out-science you, out-strategize you, and most importantly, out-nuke you.
 
Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.
You'll wish it was just an urban legend when you play /vst/ and an angry Nuclear Gandhi.
 
A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one afro-haired nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.
 
Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.
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Revision as of 07:04, 23 April 2023

Triforce POTW.png ▲ ▲ ▲ B icon.png /b/
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▲ ▲? LOL RETARD

▲▲▲? NEWFAG

Close that text document, retard, you're in the presence of one of the old guard.

Newfags can't triforce, but Triforce can score — he's done it 90 times in fact, making him one of the most prolific strikers in 4Chan Cup history, and that 100-goal club is only getting closer.

A mainstay of his board's roster for over a decade, Triforce has been up front and bashing in goals just about as long. Known for his aggressive playstyle and penchant for keeping /b/ in the game no matter what, he's always been joined by fellow striker #REKT up front for the side. But when it comes to testing those fucking newfag defenders, there's only one afro-haired nigger for the job. Gold or Silver, he'll flex his goal-scoring skills and his triforce on you all the same.

Lurk for another decade and you might learn how to finally into triforce, but while you do that, Triforce will be making sure you and your team look like the dumbest motherfuckers for years to come.

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