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Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. | Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. | ||
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When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." | When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | |style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | ||
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|style="background:#C3D69B"| | |style="background:#C3D69B"|? | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position| | |style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}} | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|''' | |style="background:#C3D69B"|'''World Champion Ash ''' | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]] | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]] | ||
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[ | |style="background:#C3D69B"|[abcd] | ||
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|style="background:#B7BEC5"|9 | |||
|style="background:#B7BEC5" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}} | |||
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak''' | |||
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread! | |||
P.S: Ash is a loser | |||
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|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|383 | |style="background:#B7BEC5;"|383 | ||
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|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | |width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position| | |align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}} | ||
|''' | |'''OMP OMP OMP''' | ||
|[[File: | ||[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]] | ||
| | |[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>'''] | ||
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|448 | |448 | ||
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | |align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | ||
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|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|200px|center]] | |[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|200px|center]] | ||
|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field. | |Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field. | ||
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|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br> | |D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br> | ||
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO | KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO | ||
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But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}} | But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}} | ||
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|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}} | |||
|'''? Post ELO''' | |||
|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]] | |||
|? Post ELO | |||
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|999 | |999 | ||
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Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste. | Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste. | ||
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=== Released Players === | |||
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center" | |||
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|234 | |width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number''' | ||
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}} | |width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position''' | ||
|'''Stantlerchads''' | |width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name''' | ||
|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]] | |width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture''' | ||
|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. | |width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description''' | ||
|- | |||
|style="background:#919191"|64 | |||
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}} | |||
|style="background:#919191"|'''THAT ONE TREE''' | |||
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#919191"|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. | |||
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|style="background:#919191"|278 | |||
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | |||
|style="background:#919191"|'''Trumpets''' | |||
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#919191"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | |||
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|style="background:#919191"|83 | |||
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}} | |||
|style="background:#919191"|'''John Gamefreak''' | |||
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#919191"|''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | |||
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|style="background:#919191"|477 | |||
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}} | |||
|style="background:#919191"|'''Grandma Dusknoir''' | |||
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:shinydusknoir.png|300px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#919191"|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma | |||
Rip grandma | |||
|- | |||
|style="background:#919191"|234 | |||
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}} | |||
|style="background:#919191"|'''Stantlerchads''' | |||
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]] | |||
|style="background:#919191"|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. | |||
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|663 | |style="background:#919191"|663 | ||
|align=center|{{Position|CMF|type=4}} | |style="background:#919191" align=center|{{Position|CMF|type=4}} | ||
|'''Bravest Bird''' | |style="background:#919191"|'''Bravest Bird''' | ||
|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg|200px|center]] | |style="background:#919191"|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg|200px|center]] | ||
|Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team. | |style="background:#919191"|Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team. | ||
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 | Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 |
Revision as of 00:02, 22 July 2023
The players representing /vp/'s football team.
Only players currently on the roster are shown.
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Starting Roster
Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | |
400 |
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Gotta Catch 'em All | Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. | ||
54 |
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Masuda | Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know." | ||
251 |
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MISTA MERRIKU | "MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!" | ||
386 |
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Tentaquil | Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. | ||
? |
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World Champion Ash | [abcd] | ||
9 |
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Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak | Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!
P.S: Ash is a loser | ||
383 |
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WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING | New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? | ||
272 |
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Miror B. | SALSA!
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD. | ||
452 |
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Citizen Snips | Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! | ||
384 |
|
Fug | fug |
Substitutes
Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | |
377 |
|
OMP OMP OMP | ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ | ||
448 |
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Proud of its Power | His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? | ||
645 |
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REMOVE GENIES | Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field. | ||
109 |
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>fanfic meta | The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. | ||
1 |
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KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO | D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...! KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO | ||
164 |
|
>implying owls are birds | "Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"
But seriously, >owls >birds | ||
82 |
|
? Post ELO | ? Post ELO | ||
999 |
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Best Pokégirl | Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste. |
Released Players
Number | Position | Name | Picture | Description | |
64 |
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THAT ONE TREE | JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. | ||
278 |
|
Trumpets | Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. | ||
83 |
|
John Gamefreak | AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. | ||
477 |
|
Grandma Dusknoir | Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
Rip grandma | ||
234 |
|
Stantlerchads | Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. | ||
663 |
|
Bravest Bird | Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7 |
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