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Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.  
Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.  
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!


P.S: Ash is a loser
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When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
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|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Trumpets'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
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|style="background:#C3D69B"|377
|style="background:#C3D69B"|?
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''World Champion Ash '''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>''']
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[abcd]
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|style="background:#B7BEC5"|9
|style="background:#B7BEC5" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!
 
P.S: Ash is a loser
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|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
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|64
|377
|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
||[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]]
|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches.
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>''']
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|448
|448
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
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|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|200px|center]]
|[[File:REMOVE_GENIES.jpg|200px|center]]
|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.
|Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.
|-
|83
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''John Gamefreak'''
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]]
|''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
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|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
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|477
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|'''Grandma Dusknoir'''
|[[File:shinydusknoir.png|300px|center]]
|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
Rip grandma
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|82
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|'''? Post ELO'''
|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]]
|? Post ELO
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But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
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|82
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|'''? Post ELO'''
|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]]
|? Post ELO
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|999
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Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.
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=== Released Players ===
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
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|234
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|'''Stantlerchads'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]]
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel.
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|-
|style="background:#919191"|64
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches.
|-
|style="background:#919191"|278
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Trumpets'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
|-
|style="background:#919191"|83
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''John Gamefreak'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
|-
|style="background:#919191"|477
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Grandma Dusknoir'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:shinydusknoir.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
Rip grandma
|-
|style="background:#919191"|234
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191"|'''Stantlerchads'''
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel.
|-
|-
|663
|style="background:#919191"|663
|align=center|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#919191" align=center|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''Bravest Bird'''
|style="background:#919191"|'''Bravest Bird'''
|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg|200px|center]]
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg|200px|center]]
|Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.
|style="background:#919191"|Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.


Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7

Revision as of 00:02, 22 July 2023

The players representing /vp/'s football team.

Only players currently on the roster are shown.

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description
400
GK
Gotta Catch 'em All
Gotta Catch 400.jpg
ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

54
CB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

251
RB
MISTA MERRIKU
MISTA MERRIKU.PNG
"MIIISTAAAAAAHH MERRRIKUUU,U BETTERU PERSUADERO GAIJIN TO BUY OUR GAYMEROS,OR BAGUSU IN ANUS FOR TWENTY FOUR HOUROOO!!!"
386
DMF
Tentaquil
Tentaquil.png
Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
?
LB
World Champion Ash
OMP OMP OMP.gif
[abcd]
9
LB
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
Gary.png
Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!

P.S: Ash is a loser

383
LMF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Fuckingnothing.jpg
New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
272
RMF
Miror B.
Mirorb.jpg
SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

452
AMF
Citizen Snips
Snips.png
Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
384
CF
Fug Captain
Fug.png
fug

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description
377
CMF
OMP OMP OMP
OMP OMP OMP.gif
⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏
448
CB
Proud of its Power
POIP.jpg
His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would?
645
CB
REMOVE GENIES
REMOVE GENIES.jpg
Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.
109
LB
>fanfic meta
Smogon logo.png
The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play.
1
LB
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOO.jpg
D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO

164
DMF
>implying owls are birds
IOAB.jpg
"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

82
RB
? Post ELO
Post elo.png
? Post ELO
999
DMF
Best Pokégirl
Best Pokegirl.jpg
Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?

Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.

Released Players

Number Position Name Picture Description
64
GK
THAT ONE TREE
Thatonetree.jpg
JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches.
278
CB
Trumpets
Trumpets.png
Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
83
CB
John Gamefreak
John Gamefreak-IG.jpg
AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
477
RB
Grandma Dusknoir
Shinydusknoir.png
Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma

Rip grandma

234
CMF
Stantlerchads
Stantlerchads.jpg
Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel.
663
CMF
Bravest Bird
Bravest bird.jpg
Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.

Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7