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{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=GK |name={{tt|THE WALL|No matter how hard you grind, you will never make it past THE WALL without enough gems}}}} | {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=GK |name={{tt|THE WALL|No matter how hard you grind, you will never make it past THE WALL without enough gems}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Coomander|It's you, we know why you're here}}}} | {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Coomander|It's you, we know why you're here}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Dowari Da|why Pinne | {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Dowari Da|why Pinne...}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Rape Train|No matter what level you're at, this train will fuck you(r SI run)}}}} | {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Rape Train|No matter what level you're at, this train will fuck you(r SI run)}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Dieselwave|Your first SSR, the semi-official mascot of /nikg/, welcoming everyone onboard the team}}}} | {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=RB |name={{tt|Dieselwave|Your first SSR, the semi-official mascot of /nikg/, welcoming everyone onboard the team}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name=Rabbiddy :D}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name= | {{sq silver player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name=Anus}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=0 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|*rapes u*| | {{sq silver player |no=0 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|*rapes u*|are you ready for another "experiment"?}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=0 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Hero|[smashes through window] THE HERO HAS ARRIVED! [exits through wall] TO SAVE THE ARK! [destroys entire building]}}}} | {{sq silver player |no=0 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Hero|[smashes through window] THE HERO HAS ARRIVED! [exits through wall] TO SAVE THE ARK! [destroys entire building]}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Ultimate Villain|The ultimate racist | {{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Ultimate Villain|The ultimate racist}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Babu|One of the strongest Nikkes in the game, but with the mind of an infant. The only thing she remembers is her love for Shikicum and mowing enemies down with her shoulder-mounted LMG.}}}} {{captain}} | {{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Babu|One of the strongest Nikkes in the game, but with the mind of an infant. The only thing she remembers is her love for Shikicum and mowing enemies down with her shoulder-mounted LMG.}}}} {{captain}} | ||
{{sq mid|bg=#456ad7|fg=#f7f6ee}} | {{sq mid|bg=#456ad7|fg=#f7f6ee}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=GK |name= | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=GK |name=Bricked}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{tt|50% Suffering|You finally collected 50 SSR crystals, and you expect a SSR Nikke? You poor, stupid fool.}}}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{tt|50% Suffering|You finally collected 50 SSR crystals, and you expect a SSR Nikke? You poor, stupid fool.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |name=Jobberbox}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |name=Rikker}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |name=Rikker}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=LB |name= | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=LB |name=Miracle Cunne}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=LB |name= | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=LB |name=Rat Connoisseur}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=RB |name={{tt|The Admire|Stuck raising money for the team on a giant warship parked in dry-dock. One day she'll start. One day she'll get a goal | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=RB |name={{tt|The Admire|Stuck raising money for the team on a giant warship parked in dry-dock. One day she'll start. One day she'll get a goal.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=RB |name= | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=RB |name=AWOOOOOOOO}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Encountah|The poster girl of the game, Rapi, with her signature catchphrase.}}}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Encountah|The poster girl of the game, Rapi, with her signature catchphrase.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|EEEEEEEE-NTERTAINMENT| | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|EEEEEEEE-NTERTAINMENT|Raptures?}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|90 Days| | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|90 Days|3months is 90 days actually }}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|>S| | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|>S|>open Nikke, >S >close Nikke}}}} | ||
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Robotic aliens known as "Raptures" have fallen from the sky, slaughtering most of humanity in their path, and most conventional weapons were useless in stopping their march across the Earth. The remnants of humanity decided they would huddle together in a place known as The Ark, creating weapons in their ideal image to fight back against The Raptures. That ideal image, a wide range of women with massive tits and ass. We're talking gigantic, jiggling, full dump-trucks worth of badonkadonk. Also a handful that look like little girls because someone needs to be V&. Anyway, it's up to you Coomander/Shikicum, to take back the surface from the Raptures by staring at your Nikkes' asses while they unload mag after mag of ammo into the Raptures as they line up to get shot. Also some story about an angry brat sabotaging you and her own home because no one's around to correct her, and a bro who tries to help you against the machinations of a shadowy government, but who cares about that?
/nikg/ made their debut in /vg/ League X-2, where they put up a good fight, but sadly lost by one goal each to more veteran sides /smtg/ and /gbfg/ and were Disconnected from their group. But with extra motivation (and the release of the new limited edition Shikicum doll raising their spirits), /nikg/ has made great progress in friendlies against similar gacha teams, and looks to retake the surface of the pitch in the next tournament.
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Match History
Official Matches
Competition | Stage | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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/vg/ League X-2 |
Group Stage Group L |
June 23 2023 | /gfg/ | 1-0 W | 82' Babu |
June 17 2023 | /gbfg/ | 1-2 L | 6' Babu | ||
June 11 2023 | /smtg/ | 1-2 L | 88' Babu |
Unofficial Matches
Competition | Stage | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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/vg/ League 21 |
Friendlies | September 23 2022 | /alg/ | 6-1 W | 10', 33', 52', 88' Babu 24', 75' Ultimate Villain |
September 22 2023 | /bag/ | 5-1 W | 25' *rapes u* 29', 82' Babu 39' Anus 87' Ultimate Villain | ||
/vg/ League X-2 |
Pot 3/4 Playoffs | June 25 2023 | /vrg/ | 5-4 W | 19' Anus 61', 93', 111' Babu 89' Ultimate Villain |