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/feg/ - Medieval Eugenics Simulator
Founded April 20, 1990 Manager The Tactitian Owner Merlinus IRL manager SUPERtwinky !!G5xDaK3GlNe Supportwriter !!7/zWfR1zWXH Team colors Chat color 003366 Dark Blue Ranking 0 Highest rank NA (N/A) Lowest rank N/A (N/A) Top scorer Jesus On Wheels (9) Top assister Anna (∞) Captain Pr. Marth Website /feg/ - Medieval Eugenics Simulator Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 3 2 5 10 30%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /feg/  2–0  /vitagen/ N/A Biggest defeat /feg/  0–4  /twg/ N/A First match /feg/  1–2  /ksg/ N/A
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem [// Anthem name] Goal horn [// Goal horn name]
Kits

Music

Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVlE8u6Hhp8 (Also play this if we win the cup)

Victory Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IePI2FnJuA8

Goalhorns:

Standard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKjoBuyVmfk

Alt Horn For Sisterfucker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHG_xTJ3Ns4

Alt Horn for Anna: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG8XIRu3Eh0

For any Jesus on Wheels goal from his second goal onward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuFVdD5WG0w

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Wyvern Reinforcements #   LB Chrom'd #   CB Tiki's Tikis #   CB Nohr vs Hoshido #   RB Eugenics #   DMF Sisterfucker #   DMF Professional Motherfuckers #   AMF OUR BOY #   AMF Pr. Marth #   AMF Anna #   SS Jesus on Wheels

No. Position Player #   GK HUGE #   LB Master Tactician #   LB Sub-Human #   RB Jeigan #   RB Dragon Loli #   CB Volke #   CB Manjaw #   CB Doga #   CB True Hit #   AMF Burger King #   AMF Watch Your Back #   AMF Morgan

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeeper

No.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
#	Wyvern Reinforcements		Leave your healer in the back unprotected? Wyverns come from behind and kill them. About to finish the chapter? Wyverns pop out in front of the boss. About to enjoy a delicious sandwich? Wyverns are hiding inside. Turn around, there's probably a few dozen wyverns behind you right now.	—
#	HUGE		Kill Enemies, Gain Levels, Raise Stats, GET HUGE	—

Defense

Defenders
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
#	Chrom'd		Whether he's NTR'd you from your wife of choice, or raped you into marrying him, almost everyone has felt the pleasure of being Chrom'd inside.	—
#	Tiki's Tikis		>you will never be her Mar Mar	—
#	Nohr vs Hoshido		If you like Nohr you are a filthy Kagafag who wants to kill the series with outdated features and difficulty. If you like Hoshido you are a smelly Weaboo that loves grinding and waifus and wants every FE game to be for casuals like Awakening was. Oh and did we mention that THE GAME HASN'T EVEN COME OUT YET?	—
#	Eugenics		>Implying marriages are about love It's like you want all of their children to be crippled	—
#	Dragon Loli		All the benefits of a delicious loli, without having to be a pedophile. Only Drawback is that they may have "been around the block a few times"	—.
#	Volke		Volke is a master assassin for hire, and part time Hunger Games participant. He mainly kills using poisoned berries.	—
#	Doga		Doga will choke this point.	—
#	True Hit		Instead of rolling once, the RNG in recent FE games rolls 2 times and averages the results, theoretically giving the player an advantage. Despite this, the Enemy will still crit you with a 1% chance every time.	—
#	Manjaw		Wears a mask to hide the fact that her jaw is manlier than the jaw of the man she's pretending to be.	—
#	Jeigan		Though he is a quality knight with decent base stats, he has low growths and we don't want him to steal EXP from the other defenders, so he's being saved on the bench in case we need him later.	—
#	Master Tactician		Always knows what he's doing. Everyone should be a war cleric, trust him.	—
#	Sub-Human		Filthy Sub-Humans.	—

Midfield

Defensive Midfield
No.	Name	Picture	Description	Card(s)
#	Sisterfucker		Ephraim from FE8. Practices the pure love that can only be had between siblings.	—
Center Midfield
#	Professional Motherfuckers		One wears green, on wears red, but both are professional knights with over 300 confirmed kills, they graduated top of their class from the cavalier academy.	—
Attacking Midfield
#	Pr. Marth		Marth doesn't have pants, a tier 2 class, or a horse, but he still saved the world...twice.	—
#	Our Boy		style="background:#C3D69B;Roy is our boy, and we couldn't be more disappointed with him. Mainly because he doesn't class change until the end credits.	—
#	Anna		The RNG in human form, Anna is there to help you succeed, but only if you can afford to pay her, which you can't.	—
#	Burger King		One such as you cannot stop him. So move out of his way and you might survive.	—
#	Morgan		Daddy's Little Genocide Machine	—
#	Watch your Back		"Hello. Watch your back in this battle!"	—

Offense

Center Forward
#	Jesus on Wheels		All of Jeigan's benefits without any of his drawbacks, Sigurd is a force to be reckoned with. Just keep him away from Barbecues.	—

Export

/vg/ League II Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/0qs44getm408h64/FegExport.zip

/vg/ League III Export: puu.sh/d4mKw/64dafa87ce.rar

Awards:

CanadaFag's PotatoBowl 2014: Champions