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/u/

But That's Forbidden Love

/u/ - Yuri

Founded

July 15, 2012

Manager

Charlotte Scherzen

Owner

Lesbillionaire

IRL manager

retortelement !!sDQQboD5H1f Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap ! !!W3eMiMxaoie

Team colors

Chat color

E35496
Purist's Pink

Ranking

2

Highest rank

2 (May 2016)

Lowest rank

48 (May 2013)

Top scorer

Akemi Homura (42)

Top assister

Akemi Homura (17)

Captain

Akkarin

Website

/u/ - Yuri

Nickname

/u/nicorns

Historic performance

25	18	12			55				45.45%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
97	71	+26

Biggest win
/u/	4–0	/fit/
August 16, 2013

Biggest defeat
/u/	1–5	/mlp/
May 4, 2013

First match
/u/	0–3	/trv/
July 20, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	7 (First in Summer 2013)
Best result	Runners up, Winter 2016
Babby Cup
Appearances	4 (First in Autumn 2012)
Best result	Quarterfinalists, Spring 2014

Team music

Anthem

Pastel Pure

Goal horn	Yuru Yuri Dajiken
Alternate goal horn	＼Akkariiin／ Mesorogiwi (when Akkarin scores)

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit

In a part of 4chan unseen by most other than its citizens and the occasional lost /v/irgin, sits a place called /u/. Slow and elegant posting is preferred here, and you will find no pornographic material on this NSFW board, for it is far too lewd and impure. Sex? Not pure. Kissing? Still not pure. Hand-holding? Just pure enough. The /u/nicorns of /u/ like to sit down for a cup of tea and a nice, long, slow discussion about their favorite girls' love.

History

For earlier history: /u/ History

2016 4chan Winter Cup: The higher you climb the harsher the fall

After a excellent winter run, the /u/nicorns had hopes to found themselves in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup. Grouped once again in the group of death with Spring runner-up /vr/, /o/ and eternal white whale /mlp/, the odds didn't look good and the event would confirm it. /u/ wouldn't found success in the first two matches, drawing /vr/ 1-1 and /mlp/ 2-2, but were still in control of their destiny facing /o/. Sadly, /o/ was too much and Homucifer's efforts could not compensate for the lack of will from the rest of the team, and /u/ lost 2-4, relegated with only two points and 27th overall.

/u/ is now back where it started, and will try to get back in the elite club during the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.

Players

Main Article: /u/ roster

The starting 11 (With a little help from Sealdoka)

No.

Position

Player

9

	GK

Madokami

13

	RB

BEFRIENDING

8

	CB

Goggles

18

	CB

Onee-sama

15

	LB

Science Babies

2

	DMF

Feito-chan

20

	CMF

Macarons

14

	CMF

Akkarin

1

	CMF

Teru Time

69

	SS

Purest Form Of Love

66

	CF

Homucifer

No.

Position

Player

11

	GK

Spitting Distance

5

	RB

Intertwined Fingers

33

	LB

But We're Both Girls

98

	CB

Lesbodynamics

74

	CB

Metall/u/rgy

44

	CB

ANGST AND DRAMA

7

	DMF

Fingering For World Peace

4

	DMF

Polterdykes

19

	CMF

Bocchi

16

	CMF

Kuma Shock

18

	CMF

How Two Girls Have Sex

39

	CMF

Black Sunshine

Tactical Layout

Preset 1: 4-4-2

Preset 2: 3-5-2

Preset 3: 5-3-2

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Tie	Loss	End result	Notes
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	1	2	Group stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1	0	1	Group stage	Promoted due to Dragongate
2013 4chan Summer Cup	2	1	1	Ro16
2014 4chan Winter Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3	2	1	Quarter final	Promoted
2014 4chan Summer Cup	3	1	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Winter Cup	2	2	1	Quarter final
2015 4chan Summer Cup	3	0	2	Quarter final	Fourth quarter final finish in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	5	1	1	Runner up	Curse broken
File:File:Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup	0	2	1	Group stage	Relegated

Rivalries

/u/ vs. /lit/ - The Classyb Owl

A rivalry built on a mutual appreciation of class and style, /lit/ and /u/ hold no ill will towards each other, instead appreciating the other's awareness of the value of class. These two teams have only ever met once, in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies. The match was a classy, respectable affair, with both teams dressed up to the nines, /lit/ decked out in a curious monochrome suit, and /u/ in a traditional and colour-coordinated miko outfit arrangement. The match ended in the classiest of scorelines; 1-1.

/u/ vs. /a/ - The Sisterlyb Owl

/u/, being a cousin of /a/, can't quite understand why her onee-sama talks so badly about her one moment, then cheers for her to win the next. One way or another, it seems that despite /a/'s constant complaints about how much /u/ has changed, /a/ does feel happy for her when she succeeds. Head to head, /u/ has never lost to /a/, and was even partially responsible for their relegation in the 2014 4chan Summer Cup - only time will tell if /u/'s onee-sama can forgive her, and reestablish their close friendship of old.

/u/ vs. /y/ - The Uriaoi Bowl

Forget all about the argument over which type of love is purer (partly because it's obviously the love between two girls). Forget all about their match history, which counts as one Durgenfaf-powered win by /y/ and one friendly win by /u/. No, the real, true reason behind this rivalry is that /y/ stole the precious first-letter board descriptor. Doomed to use the second letter in their name for all eternity, y/u/ri will never truly forgive /y/aoi for such an insult.

/u/ vs. /c/ - The Purity Derby

Though the images and characters posted on /u/ would frequently fit right in on /c/, there exists a schism between the two due to the fact that /u/ would much rather have Cute Girls doing Cute Girls, as opposed to Cute Things. The fact that heterosexual couples are allowed to be posted on /c/ is another strike against her in /u/'s eyes, leading her to deny /c/'s claims of being the purest board there is. The teams have played against each other three times, twice during the early friendlies and once more recently, in the 2014 Spring Babby Cup. The first time was a 3-0 victory by /u/ in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, and the second a 2-2 draw in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies, a result that was repeated during the group stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Match History

For earlier match history: /u/ Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August 18, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Teru Time 83'
September 1, 2012	/y/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L	-
September 2, 2012	/c/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Homuhomu 27', 60', 90'
October 13, 2012	/r9k/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H	2-3 L	Homuhomu 19', 88'
October 19, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H	1-2 L	Hartmann 10'
October 20, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H	0-0 D	-
December 15, 2012	/c/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Homuhomu 12', 66'
April 6, 2013	/cm/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	0-3 L	-
April 13, 2013	/toy/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Homuhomu 3'
May 4, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F	1-5 L	Teru Time 76'
May 10, 2013	/r9k/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F	3-0 W	Homuhomu 49' Purest Form of Love 82' Akkarin 87'
May 12, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F	0-3 L	-
July 14, 2013	/m/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Homuhomu 40'
July 20, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Akkarin 45+'
August 16, 2013	/fit/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group D	4-0 W	Purest Form of Love 39' Homuhomu 52' Teru Time 60', 67'
August 18, 2013	/tg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group D	3-3 D	Homuhomu 16', 42' Teru Time 52'
August 24, 2013	/int/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group D	2-1 W	Homuhomu 14' (pen), 75'
August 31, 2013	/wg/	2013 4chan Summer Cup RO16	1-2 L	Teru Time 51'
September 22, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Homuhomu 60'
October 5, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 D	Homuhomu 19', 63'
January 12, 2014	/adv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Akkarin 16' Homucifer 45' Purest Form of Love 68'
January 19, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Purest Form of Love 40', 75'
February 14, 2014	/gif/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group D	0-0 D	-
February 16, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group D	1-1 D	Homucifer 72'
February 22, 2014	/gd/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group D	1-2 L	Homucifer 35'
April 5, 2014	/sci/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	0-0 D	-
April 13, 2014	/c/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	2-2 D	Black Sunshine 28' Teru Time 40'
April 19, 2014	/vp/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	2-1 W	Purest Form of Love 14' Akkarin 45+'
April 20, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	2-1 W	Purest Form of Love 20' Homucifer 47'
April 26, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup RO16	3-1 W	Purest Form of Love 23' Homucifer 26' Akkarin 74'
April 27, 2014	/tg/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarterfinals	0-1 L	-
June 6th, 2014	/y/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Homucifer 39'
June 7th, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Homucifer 24' Teru Time 43'
July 19, 2014	/a/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group F	1-0 W	Teru Time 87'
July 25, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group F	1-0 W	Purest Form of Love 63'
July 27, 2014	/cgl/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group F	1-1 D	Purest Form of Love 10'
August 2, 2014	/diy/	2014 4chan Summer Cup RO16	4-1 W	Purest Form of Love 12', 54' Teru Time 36' Akkarin 90+'
August 3, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	1-2 L	Macarons 74'
February 14, 2015	/e/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group H	1-1 D	Purest Form of Love 33'
February 20, 2015	/gd/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group H	2-2 D	Teru Time 62' Ayayaya 90+'
February 22, 2015	/t/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group H	4-1 W	Purest Form of Love 12', 38' Homucifer 38', 61'
February 28, 2015	/i/	2015 4chan Winter Cup RO16	2-1 W	Akkarin 33' Teru Time 61'
March 1, 2015	/h/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	0-1 L	-
July 31, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group B	1-0 W	Purest Form of Love 49'
August 2, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group B	2-3 L	Teru Time 45+' Akkarin 80'
August 8, 2015	/fit/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group B	2-0 W	Teru Time 81' Homucifer 90+'
August 15, 2015	/s/	2015 4chan Summer Cup RO16	2-1 W	Homucifer 41' Teru Time 58'
August 16, 2015	/b/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	1-3 L	Purest Form of Love 79'
February 19, 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B	3-1 W	Homucifer 21', 40' Akkarin 26'
February 21, 2016	/tg/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B	3-1 W	Homucifer 39', 79' Purest Form of Love 90+2'
February 27, 2016	/sp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group B	2-2 D	Homucifer 8' Teru Time 90+3'
March 5, 2016	/d/	2016 4chan Winter Cup RO16	3-2 W	Homucifer 25', 31' Feito-chan 67'
March 6, 2016	/an/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	1-0 W	Homucifer 5'
March 6, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	4-3 W	Akkarin 9' Kuma Shock 35' Homucifer 38' Fingering For World Peace 63'
March 6, 2016	/fit/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Final	3-4 L	Homucifer 53', 105+3' Purest Form Of Love 68'
August 5, 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B	1-1 D	Homucifer 49'
August 7, 2016	/mlp/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B	2-2 D	Teru Time 78' Homucifer 90+4'
August 13, 2016	/o/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B	2-4 L	76', 90+2' Homucifer

Invitationals

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 22, 2012	/a/	Weeabowl Quarterfinals	3-1 W	Homuhomu 31', 71' Purest Form of Love 83'
December 22, 2012	/cm/	Weeabowl Semifinals	2-1 W	Homuhomu 39', 105+1'
December 22, 2012	/cgl/	Weeabowl Final	3-1 W	Homuhomu 46', 89' Teru Time 56'
June 15, 2013	/jp/	Tottoric Up Quarterfinals	3-1 W	Homuhomu 13', 54', 72'
June 15, 2013	/trv/	Tottoric Up Semifinals	3-0 W	Homuhomu 10', 82', 85'
June 15, 2013	/tg/	Tottoric Up Final	1-3 L	Homuhomu 75'
December 15, 2013	/h/	Weeabowl II Quarterfinals	0-1 L	-
November 28, 2014	/an/	Thanksgiving Bowl RO16	3-2 W	Akkarin 37', 51', 58'
November 29, 2014	/r9k/	Thanksgiving Bowl Quarterfinals	3-1 W	Teru Time 76' Akkarin 82' Homucifer 85'
November 29, 2014	/b/	Thanksgiving Bowl Semifinals	0-2 L	-
November 29, 2014	/hm/	Thanksgiving Bowl Third Place Match	8-0 W	Purest Form of Love 9', 21', 40' Akkarin 25', 70' Homucifer 45', 86' Teru Time 49'
December 20, 2014	/m/	Kurisumasu Cup Quarterfinals	1-3 L	Saint Michael 42'
August 22, 2015	/int/	Lark's Madness	3-1 W	Akkarin 11' Purest Form of Love 55', 72'
August 23, 2015	/co/	Lark's Madness	2-2 (5–3) PK W	Purest Form of Love 20' Homucifer 41'
August 30, 2015	/hr/	Lark's Madness	2-3 L	Homucifer 87' Teru Time ~97'
December 25, 2015	/d/	Kurisumasu Cup II	1-2 L	Teru Time 64'
July, 2016	/h/	Lark's Madness II	3-2 W	?? ??', ??', ??'
July 30, 2016	/b/	Lark's Madness II	5-5(4-5 PK) L	?? ??', ??', ??', ??', ??'

Macaron Press

30.08.2013 - Page 1
30.08.2013 - Page 2

Macaron Press 30th August 2013

Mascot

Name	Image	Description
Sealdoka		Brought to this universe by Madokami in a belief that the captain and the team needed an unconditional supporter. Not much is known about /u/'s signature supporter aside from her constant chanting of "Homura-Cha~." Sealdoka is currently being taught the rest of the team's names in hopes of providing the most vocal support in the entire tournament.

Honors

Team

Weeabowl: Champions

Individual

2014 Summer Cup Golden Ball: Homucifer
2015 Winter Cup Golden Glove: Madokami
2016 Winter Cup Golden Boot: Homucifer

Resources

Aesthetics

Export

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+|goals= 42
 |assister= Akemi Homura
 |assists=17
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 |best_elite_result= '''<span style="color: #E35496; font-size: 100%">Runners up</span>'''
 |best_elite_cup= '''Winter 2016'''
-|babby_cup_appearances= '''3'''
+|babby_cup_appearances= '''4'''
 |first_babby_appearance= Autumn 2012
 |best_babby_result= '''<span style="color: #E35496; font-size: 100%">Quarterfinalists</span>'''
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 :''For earlier history: [[/u/ History]]''
-===2016 4chan Winter Cup: As close as it gets===
+===2016 4chan Winter Cup: The higher you climb the harsher the fall===
-The /u/nicorns found themselves in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]’s group of death. Sure, {{greentext|/sp/}} were there but so were the reigning Winter Cup champions /tg/, as well as /pol/, who won the coveted third place trophy in [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|autumn]]. Weirdly, it was the two dreaded adversaries that turned out to be the less challenging ones, as /u/ got a clear 3-1 win out of both /tg/ and /pol/. When /u/ took on /sp/ they were already qualified for the knock-outs; /u/ opted to bench a yellow-carded Akkarin and drew /sp/ 2-2.
+After a excellent winter run, the /u/nicorns had hopes to  found themselves in the [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]]. Grouped once again in the {{tt|group of death|the group that saw no less than the two cup finalists}} with Spring runner-up /vr/, /o/ and eternal white whale /mlp/, the odds didn't look good and the event would confirm it. /u/ wouldn't found success in the first two matches, drawing /vr/ 1-1 and /mlp/ 2-2, but were still in control of their destiny facing /o/. Sadly, /o/ was too much and Homucifer's efforts could not compensate for the lack of will from the rest of the team, and /u/ lost 2-4, relegated with only two points and 27th overall.
-In the round of 16, a managerial fumble and a purple Madokami put the /u/nicorns on edge against /d/. Fortunately, {{greentext|fluid}} managed to overcome the early /d/eviant lead, and resulted in a 3-2 victory. /u/ then found themselves against /an/ for their dreaded quarter-final match; however, since /an/ had beaten /ck/ in the RO16, two curses were going against each other. The match was nail-biting as Homucifer scored within the first five minutes and then /u/ maintained that paper-thin lead all the way up to the final whistle. The /u/nicorns rejoiced as they finally overcame a curse that had been haunting the team for two years and were going to a place no lesbian ever went before: a top 4 finish. The semi-final against powerhouse /mu/ was an intense goal fest but /u/ came out on top 4-3 with Homucifer, Akkarin, Kuma Shock and Fingering for World Peace all scoring one goal each.
+/u/ is now back where it started, and will try to get back in the elite club during the [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]].
-/u/ had finally made its way to an Elite Cup final, and were taking on /fit/, a team that made a very strong showing in the knock-outs, notably beating the seemingly unstoppable /out/. With two heavy midfield teams and Cup finals traditionally being slightly uneventful, some had concerns about the match being a semen-slurper. However, semen is an illicit substance over at /u/ so the match was a 7-goal thriller that kept every /u/nicorn with their hair standing. After a disappointing first half with 0(zero) shots on target for /u/ and 1 goal for /fit/ things looked bleak. However, in the beginning of the second half, Homucifer put the team on the board and the game was on. Scooby then put /fit/ ahead again and Purest Form of Love equalized, buying /u/ a ticket to extra time. After 90 minutes on the pitch, the divegrass became sloppy; defensive and offensive blunders became numerous but at the end of the first half of extra time, Homucifer found the opening and put /u/ in the lead. /u/ was now 15 minutes away from their first elite title. Sadly, it was not meant to be: /fit/ made their last change and the fresh legs put /u/'s defence under heavy pressure, allowing Zyzz and L O N D O N to complete /fit/'s 2 goal comeback, snatching the Winter 2016 trophy out of /u/’s hands and ending the match 3-4. Being so close and not making it distressed many fans, but it was /u/’s best result to date and Homucifer brought home the golden boot and the player of the tournament distinction. The final was also voted match of the tournament.
-With a strong 2016 performance, /u/ is setting its sights on the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]], to try and take this final step to the top and impress her beloved onee-sama.
 == Players ==
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 |-
 | [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]] ||5||1||1|| Runner up || Curse broken
+|-
+| [[File:File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]] ||0||2||1|| Group stage || Relegated
 |}
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 == Match History ==
+:''For earlier match history: [[/u/ Match History]]''
 ===Official Matches===
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 | align=center|2-2 D
 |<small>Teru Time {{goal|78||}}<br>Homucifer {{goal|90+4||}}</small>
-|-bgcolor="ffffff"
+|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
 | align=center|August 13, 2016
 | align=center|{{team away|o}}
 | align=center|[[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup Group B]]
-| align=center|TBD
+| align=center|2-4 L
-|<small></small>
+|<small>{{goal|76||90+2||}} Homucifer</small>
 |}
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 | align=center|1-2 L
 |<small>Teru Time {{goal|64}}</small>
+|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
+| align=center|July, 2016
+| align=center|{{team away|h}}
+| align=center|[[Lark's Madness II]]
+| align=center|3-2 W
+|<small>?? {{goal|??||??||??}}</small>
+|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
+| align=center|July 30, 2016
+| align=center|{{team away|b}}
+| align=center|[[Lark's Madness II]]
+| align=center|5-5(4-5 PK) L
+|<small>?? {{goal|??||??||??||??||??}}</small>
 |}

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Contents

History

2016 4chan Winter Cup: The higher you climb the harsher the fall

Players