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/hsg/ is the /vg/ League team representing the /vg/ thread, Hearthstone General. Kripparino is our guy. >ONE NIGHT IN DEVELOPMENT.
Sometimes we’re Rank 5. Other times we’re Rank 10. Most of the time, we’re just a bunch of fedora-tipping Controlshitters. Never forget, Zoo is a Control Deck.
==Team Info==/p1DbX/f162d3d9a7.xlsx
(Change Tazdingo's name to "Gee Brann, 3 Emperors?")
Roster
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Team History
/vg/ League 4
Not long after the VGL4 signups were opened, an initial /hsg/ roster was made by a 4CC-viewing /hsg/ anon with the intent of seeing of them compete. While the anon was unable to manage, former 4CC manager Spotmonkey stepped in to finish the team's creation.
When it came time to submit exports, /hsg/ was the centre of controversy as they had elected to copy steal borrow the formation that /cgl/ had used to great success in the prior Spring cup. Undeterred, /hsg/ were drawn against /civ4xg/, /ssbg/, and /kspg/. In their first game /hsg/ took a shock lead late in the second half courtesy of Kel'Thuzad, but a last-gasp equalizer meant they had to settle for a draw. Against /kspg/, /hsg/ were unable to find their feet and fell to a disappointing 1-0 defeat. On the final day /hsg/ were in a situation where a win of any sort would send them through with /ssbg/, and despite being battered by /civ4xg/ they managed to get the cheekiest win possible with Kel'Thuzad scoring the winner with /hsg/'s only shot on target all match, sending /hsg/ to an unexpected knockout round place, flouting all pre-cup predictions.
Despite being relatively mediocre up until that point, on the final weekend /hsg/ finally found some form. First they got a 3-2 win in the Round of 16 over former champions and autopilot side /dsg/, in the Quarter Finals they came back from 2-0 down to win 3-2 against a highly-favored /xcg/, in the Semi-Finals they managed to shut down the previously overpowering offense of /rsg/, another autopilot side and eventual 3rd place team, and win 3-1 to book their place in the Final. Unfortunately the underdog story was not to be, as /hsg/ found themselves completely shut out in the Children's Card Gameb Owl against /dng/ succumbing to a 2-0 defeat to take 2nd place.
/vg/ League 5
A LOT OF SECRETS HAPPENED. COULDN’T SHOW UP. SORRY. WHO WAS HE?
ANGRY TREE NOISES.
MONKEYS.
AND NOW THERE’S WHISPERING.
/vg/ League 6
With A New Way To Play in this Year of the Kraken, Scivir was ready to take literally every suggestion from /hsg/ to build the perfect VGL Draft and go 12-0. Uh, 7-0.
Shit didn’t happen. I blame Brode.
Slotted into Group D with /nepgen/, /aceg/, and newcomer /gerg/, /hsg/ had a lot to prove going into the /vg/ League 6. Gone was Kel’Thuzad, banished to Wild. Kripparino decided to skipparino, and the Grim Patron was nerfed into the bench. Taking on new leadership of the team for the tournament was Al’Akir the Windlord, a symbol, not merely a card; Reno Jackson, the hero we all deserve; Yogg-Saron, the 10-mana powerhouse who proved that even tryhard faggots need to meme to win; and Arch-Thief Rafaam, who stole the second Silver spot from *angry tree noises* after getting the card nerfed. New cards and a shuffled deck, /hsg/ pressed into the tournament, hoping to aggro their opponents down, and damn if it almost worked. Twice in a row, against champion-copycat /gerg/ and seemingly eternal knockout team /nepgen/, /hsg/ took a strong lead but blew it in the end. Funnily enough, the last match against /aceg/ was a promotable game, as all /hsg/ had to do was win by two goals. Sadly, Al’Akir and the cards you should fear were unable to take advantage of their board control, and the game ended in a 4-4 draw, putting /hsg/ dead last in the group.
Despite the horribly missed lethals in their official matches, /hsg/ went on to hone their skills in tiny Strivewire tournies and even find two Euros of prize money after winning the Fakkin Boolsheet II’s Gauntlet. The team now features a new Gold Medal, Barnes and a host of other new players from Karazhan Tower who didn’t get invited to the meta.
Match History
Friendlies
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 7th June 2015 |  /xcg/
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 /vg/ League 4 Friendlies
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0-2 L | |
| 17th June 2016 |  /gsg/
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 June 17th
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2-1 W | TBD |
| 21th June 2016 |  /dng/
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June 21st
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2-5 L | FUCK YUGIOH MAN |
| 9th July 2016 |  /nnb/
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 FAKKIN BOOLSHEET Tourney
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3-1 L | WIIIIIIIIIINDS!  30'
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| 16th September 2016 |  /ARS/
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 Gauntlet 2
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2-3 W | WIIIIIIIIIINDS! 4', 26' HAHAHAHAHA! 29'
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| 16th September 2016 | File:Snek icon.png /snek/ | Gauntlet 2
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3-2 W | WIIIIIIIIIINDS! 62', 74', 82'
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| 16th September 2016 |  /ussr/
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Gauntlet 2
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3-0 W | Yogg-Saron, Meme’s End 13', 90+4' Reno Jackson 17'
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| 16th September 2016 |  /Naruto/
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Gauntlet 2
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4-3 W | Barnes 28', 80' Reno Jackson 31', 78'
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| 16th September 2016 |  /wsr/
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Gauntlet 2
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3-2 W | Zeriyah Nudes 3' Barnes 79', 90+3'
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| 16th September 2016 |  /metallurgy/
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Gauntlet 2
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3-3 W | WIIIIIIIIIINDS! 41' Barnes 73', 90'
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| 16th September 2016 |  /rw/
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Gauntlet 2
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3-3 W | Barnes 5' WIIIIIIIIIINDS! 28', 39'
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| 16th September 2016 |  /bird/
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Gauntlet 2
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2-2 W | WIIIIIIIIIINDS! 18' Barnes 37'
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Competitive
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 13 June 2015 |  /ssbg/
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/vg/ League 4
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1-1 D | Kel'Thuzad 76'
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| 19 June 2015 |  /kspg/
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/vg/ League 4
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1-0 L | |
| 21 June 2015 |  /civ4xg/
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/vg/ League 4
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1-0 W | Kel'Thuzad 36'
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| 27 June 2015 |  /dsg/
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/vg/ League 4 Ro16
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2-3 W | Kel'Thuzad 4', 40' EVERYONE, GET IN HERE 61'
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| 28 June 2015 | /xcg/
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/vg/ League 4 QF
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3-2 W | EVERYONE, GET IN HERE 33', 81' Chugga Chugga 53'
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| 29 June 2015 |  /rsg/
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/vg/ League 4 SF
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3-1 W | Chugga Chugga 18' Kel'thuzad 34'Dr. Balanced 45+'
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| 29 June 2015 | /dng/
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/vg/ League 4 Final
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2-0 L | |
| 3 June 2016 |  /gerg/
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/vg/ League 6
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3-4 L | Yogg-Saron, Meme’s End 3', 33' HAHAHAHAHA! 12'
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| 5 June 2016 |  /nepgen/
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/vg/ League 6
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4-3 L | WIIIIIIIIIINDS! 16' Reno Jackson 54', 64'
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| 11 June 2016 |  /aceg/
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/vg/ League 6
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4-4 D | Yogg-Saron, Meme’s End 18' WIIIIIIIIIINDS! 35', 49'YOU FACE JARAXXUS 57'
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Awards
/vg/ League 4 2nd Place
/vg/ League 4 Best Overall Music
/vg/ League 4 Best New Goalhorn
/vg/ League 4 Best New Anthem
/vg/ League 4 Viewer's Pick for Favorite Player - Kel'Thuzad
Team Statistics
| Player | Goals | Assists |
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| Kel'Thuzad | 5 | 2 |
| EVERYONE, GET IN HERE | 3 | 4 |
| WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS! | 3 | 1 |
| Yogg-Saron, Meme’s End | 3 | 0 |
| Reno Jackson | 2 | 2 |
| Chugga Chugga | 2 | 1 |
| Dr. Balanced | 1 | 1 |
| YOU FACE JARAXXUS | 1 | 1 |
| HAHAHAHAHA! | 1 | 0 |
| Dies to Big Game Hunter | 0 | 1 |
| THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN | 0 | 1 |
| The Supreme Archaeologist | 0 | 1 |
