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| ===VGL11===
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| VGL11 was /gfg/'s {{tt|/vg/ League|based}} debut. Drawn into [[/vg/_League_11_Group_G|Group G]] along with [[/2hug/]], VGL First Founders [[/twg/]], and {{tt | perennial powerhouse| still elite }} [[/drg/]], there was no clear path out of the Group Stage for the brainlets.
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| === Group Stage Week 1: /gfg vs /twg/ ===
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| /gfg/’s debut was a surprisingly close match with [[/twg/]] that saw the brainlets triumph 3-2 over the manlets thanks to an early opening [https://youtu.be/a7ELkx4XRgU goal by $1 Slut], a brace from WA at [https://youtu.be/kre2JSSSSfo 31'] and [https://youtu.be/l3XdG8Ys1GA 60'], and 7 saves from keeper Sleepo Beepo. The army of brainlets in the chat and an impressive showing on the pitch made for an entertaining match and set the stage for /gfg/'s explosion onto the divegrass scene. Between weeks 1 and 2 [https://youtu.be/Pzu8_ZhLe1I a replay of the match] made its way onto imageboards in both Taiwan and mainland China. Intrigued, the chink hordes pushed the replay of /gfg/’s triumph to over 3,000 views by week 2 and /gfg/ was officially on the map.
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| [[File:SchoolShooterYellow.gif|thumb|right|A school shooter yellow cards School Shooter]]
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| === Group Stage Week 2: /gfg/ vs /2hug/ ===
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| Week 2's match against [[/2hug/]] began inauspiciously for /gfg/ as School Shooter received a yellow card from referee Dylan Klebold after just 9 minutes of play. However, that card would be the end of /gfg/'s bad luck as 10 minutes later {{tt | Sopdog scored a spaghetti goal while the stream was ded| don't worry it was legit, Chairman Mao definitely didn't pay Sou to rig it with gacha money }}. A [https://youtu.be/eN9AAQArC24 Sopdog header at 45'+1] meant the brainlets took a 2-0 lead into the halftime interval. The break didn't disrupt /gfg/'s momentum and at 52' Sopdog [https://youtu.be/sE9tO275gC0 completed her first hat trick in style with a flying kick]. ALL YOU NEED also got involved with an 88' [https://youtu.be/_HQden1PkbE top shelf snipe] from well outside the box giving /gfg/ a 4-0 lead. A 90'+ concession by {{tt|Brainlet Uzi|useless}} meant the tally was 4-1 for /gfg/ at the full time whistle. This match set the [[VGL11#Records and Notable Results|new VGL record for highest attendance]] at 525 <s>and the Chinese Government had absolutely nothing to do with it</s>. /gfg/ put on a dominating offensive performance with 7-of-7 shots on-target. Confidence was at an all-time high for the brainlets leading into the final week of group play. 6 points in the group and a 4 goal differential meant that topping the group and qualifying into the Ro16 seemed all but assured with [[/drg/]] needing to win by 3 to top the group and 5 to eliminate /gfg/.
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| === Group Stage Week 3: /gfg/ vs /drg/ ===
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| Disaster struck early in week 3 for the brainlets as bronze midfielder ALL YOU NEED earned herself [https://youtu.be/KPFtAZ4VNvs a controversial straight red card] from {{greentext|Greg}} a mere 8 minutes into the match against [[/drg/]] for her sliding tackle of /drg/'s SEESAW EFFECT. Down a medal and suddenly filled with DESPAIR, Sleepo Beepo immediately gave up goals to HOPE and MEAT ON THE BONE and with 70 minutes still to play /gfg/ found itself down by 2, 1 conceded goal from going to the Survival Round and 3 from being eliminated entirely. /gfg/ live manager {{Anonymous|julmer|}} then had streamer QD [https://youtu.be/aVuJbhkTzRQ position the ghostly spirit of the red-carded ALL YOU NEED in goal next to Sleepo Beepo] for the remainder of the match, in order to keep her awake. Immediately afterwards, Beepo seemed to understand the message and pulled off [https://youtu.be/s00ynbaI51E a one-handed miracle save] that got the team back on their feet. After a positively ASS-CLENCHING 70 minutes of defensive play, the full time whistle blew and /gfg/ had stopped the bleeding at 2-0 holding on to a group-topping qualification into the Round of 16.
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| Although the brainlets were elated about making the Ro16, their failure to win or hold /drg/ to 1 goal or fewer meant the end of VGL11 for the cute tsunderes of /2hug/ due to {{tt|complicated big brain group stage fuckery|6-6-6-0 group}} that was absolutely definitely not rigged. The brainlets of /gfg/ vowed to seek vengeance and push onward in rembrence of /2hug/. They entered the Ro16 with a renewed sense of purpose, and it was at this moment that they finally realized ''what they were fighting for''.
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| [[File:VGL11 Ro16 -gsg---gfg- Sopdog Brace Celebration.gif|thumb|right|Sopdog celebrates her brace with WAR GOD]]
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| === Round of 16: /gfg/ vs /gsg/ ===
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| In the Round of 16, /gfg/ drew another VGL First Founder in the form of [[/gsg/]]. Despite being down a medal (the renamed Punished 416, formerly ALL YOU NEED), /gfg/ returned to form with goals at [https://youtu.be/BbWW23SAJGA 23'] and [https://youtu.be/r7Zg8zE4Pag 57'] for a Sopdog brace, Brainlet UZI's {{tt |first (and only)| BRAIN FULLY ENGAGED}} [https://youtu.be/sQPDKznb9bQ save of the tournament] and 100% shot efficiency to send the brainlets into the quarterfinals on a 2-0 win over the big brain grand strategists. After a bittersweet transition into the knockout stages, a decisive victory in the Round of 16 was exactly what the brainlets needed to regain confidence in their team.
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| However, that elation quickly turned to dread for /gfg/ as the bracket revealed that an undefeated juggernaut of unadulterated Autism awaited them in the quarter-finals...
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| === Quarter-Finals: /gfg/ vs /mcg/ ===
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| The quarters saw /gfg/ facing 9 point group-topper and overall #1 seed [[/mcg/]]. Having databased VGLX Champions [[/vrg/]] in the Ro16, /mcg/ looked poised to run the table. Leading into the quarter-final, /mcg/ were not only undefeated, but had spent a grand total of 5 minutes in a losing position across 4 matches. Even the most optimistic of brainlet supporters felt that this game was likely the end of a surprising rookie campaign. In a shocking turn of events /gfg/ leapt out to a 2-0 lead early over the blockheads with [https://youtu.be/Ieyue9M9GYY WAR GOD] putting up [https://youtu.be/4cbib4aIJZM a brace] before the 30' mark. However, in the second half 2-0 once again proved itself to be the most dangerous lead as /mcg/'s M.A.W.P.C. put up a brace of their own. With the match knotted at 2 all after 90', the brainlets and autists headed into eggsdra dime. After 90 minutes of running double memenpress, the /gfg/ midfield was gassed and the situation seemed dire for the brainlets. In a move that completely defied all conventional PES managing wisdom, /gfg/ manager {{Anonymous|julmer|}} deployed Girls' Frontline corpse-dragging tactics and [https://youtu.be/zgj31vnatSU subbed out 2 gassed medals] (School Shooter and Punished 416, both bronze) in favor of fresh non-medals HOMETE and Kryuger. Needless to say {{tt|some were skeptical of this move|i'm so glad this retard banned his only competent tester and then subbed out two medals on match day}}. To the stunned amazement of all in attendance, this galaxy brain tactic resulted in a [https://youtu.be/btf4t5U8EzU 97' goal by WAR GOD] from HOMETE to complete her hat trick only to watch M.A.W.P.C. complete their hat trick 8 minutes later on a 105'+ heartbreaker. Despite this, all was not lost, and in the second half the unprecedented tactic paid off once again in the form of a [https://youtu.be/hUGXLu2iNSo 107' goal by WA] from Kryuger. /mcg/ was unable to equalize and the final result was a 4-3 win for /gfg/ in eggsdra dime. At long last [https://youtu.be/d3zpH9a7obI Autism was no longer speaking]. This result sent /gfg/ through to the semi-finals and guaranteed a medal representative on [[/vg/]]’s [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter Cup]] roster.
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| === Semi-Finals: /gfg/ vs /dbg/ ===
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| In the semi-finals, /gfg/ faced [[/dbg/]] in a battle of {{tt | chinks v. Mexicans | or androids vs. Saiyans}}. What followed was 90 minutes of extremely tense divegrass with both sides getting 3 on-target shots and 4 saves by their respective keepers, but at full time the teams were drawn at nil. /gfg/ laid it all on the line in the first period of eggsdra dime and got 2 more on-target shots, but 2 more saves from /dbg/’s Thanks Doc meant that the score was still nil-nil heading into the 2nd half of eggsdra dime. Taking advantage of a gassed /gfg/ midfield and defense, /dbg/'s Gogeta Da was finally able to sneak a shot past Sleepo Beepo and eventual VGL11 champions /dbg/ prevailed over the brainlets 1-0 bringing an end to /gfg/'s Cinderella story.
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| === Third Place Match: /gfg/ vs /civ4xg/ ===
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| The third place match against [[/civ4xg/]] was a very efficient showing once again from the /gfg/ offense with 7-of-8 shots on-target including a Sopdog brace, but the defense and goalkeeping was simply not at the level it had been all tournament with keeper Sleepo Beepo falling into a deep sleep and conceding 6 goals. Having narrowly avoided getting Brazil'd, the 6-2 loss was a sour note to end the campaign on for the brainlets, but a 4th place overall showing in their VGL debut assured that Sopdog would take the pitch as a bronze medal for /vg/. Not bad for a bunch of 01IQ brainlets.
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| [[File:Maxresdefault.jpg|thumb| You thought this story WOULDN'T have a JoJo reference?]]
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| === *ROUNDABOUT STARTS PLAYING* ===
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| With the disgusting botefuckers of [[/alg/]] nearly [[VGL11#Final Rankings|spooning VGL11]] and {{tt|failing to advance from their group|rematch for my nigga /alg/}}, /gfg/ and /alg/ will look to ignite a fierce rivalry on January 19th-27th 2019 during [[MobaBowl 2019|MobaBowl]] in a match that will assuredly not only prove that PES is a game of skill, but finally decide which is the best Chinese gachashit mobage about girls that also happen to be moe anthropomorphized military equipment.
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| ==Official Matches== | | ==Official Matches== |
| /gfg/
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| I've had enough of living in a world full of brainlets...
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| /gfg/ - Girls' Frontline General
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| Founded
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27th of October 2018
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| Manager
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SKK
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| Owner
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Kryuger
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| IRL manager
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julmer
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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ffaa00
G&K Yellow
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| Ranking
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10 ( 42)
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| Highest rank
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10 (December 28, 2018)
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| Lowest rank
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10 (December 28, 2018)
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| Top scorer
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Sopdog (7)
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| Top assister
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WA (5)
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| Captain
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Sopdog
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| Website
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/gfg/ - Girls' Frontline General
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Brainlets Sans Frontières
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 4
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0
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3
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7
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57.14%
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| /vg/ League
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| Appearances
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1 (First in VGL11)
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| Best result
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4th, /vg/ League 11
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| Team music
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| Kits
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Girls’ Frontline is a Chinese mobile strategy game about a brand new commander at G&K, a Russian PMC, who must lead teams of gynoid Tactical Dolls against the forces of evil. Each T-Doll carries and represents a real world firearm and in many cases the characteristics of the real world weapons are also exhibited in their T-Doll representations . Girls’ Frontline is generally regarded as a very f2p-friendly gacha game as all necessary crafting and battle resources can easily be attained in-game without the use of money.
Having jumped clear of the wreckage of /mbgg/, /gfg/ is a general for discussions about Girls’ Frontline and is definitely NOT a general about incest, twincest, human-android breeding, bestiality, or violating nekomimis with fire extinguishers. However, thanks to a rather significant GET /gfg/ has been cursed with an average IQ of just 01. As you can imagine this significant mental handicap makes it difficult to function as a general. Nevertheless the brainlets of /gfg/ have vowed to persevere and prove once and for all that you don’t need a brain to play divegrass.
Individually we are 01 IQ brainlets, but together we form a mighty faggot.
Echelon 11
Index
- Main article: /gfg/ roster
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 11
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Sleepo Beepo
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| 48
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Israel-Chan
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| 1
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Brainlet Uzi
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| 57
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HOXY
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| 95
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Babushka
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| 41
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Mecha Papasha
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| 15
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School Shooter
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| 16
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Punished 416
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| 14
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WAR GOD
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| 20
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WA
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| 2
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Sopdog 
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 3
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:3!family!
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| 1
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$1 slut
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| 41
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HOMETE
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| 75
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Tomahoxy
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| 31
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Giant Jupiter Cannon With Legs
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| 12
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Crackwhore
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| 18
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Ribeyrolles!
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| 69
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Wombforce
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| 93
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IDW DA NYA
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| 5
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Grizzly!!!
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| 88
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Racist Springfield
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| 72
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Nani Nani
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Retired Players:
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 56
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Kryuger
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| 00
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Rape Up
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| 50
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Dorm chad
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| 8
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Pasta
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| 77
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Kalina
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| 35
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Anon's Aunt
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Starting team for /vgl/11 Top: Sleepo Bepoo - Sopdog - School Shooter - H O X Y - IDW DA NYA - Kryuger
Bottom: :3!family! - Racist Springfield - WARGOD - All You Need - WA
/gfg/ divegrass committee staff posing for a group photo History
- Main article: /gfg/ History
Official Matches
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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| November 24, 2018
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 /twg/
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/vg/ League 11
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3-2 W
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 10' $1 Slut
31', 60' WA
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| November 30, 2018
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 /2hug/
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/vg/ League 11
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4-1 W
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20', 45+1', 53' Sopdog
89' ALL YOU NEED
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| December 9, 2018
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 /drg/
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/vg/ League 11
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0-2 L
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| December 15, 2018
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 /gsg/
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/vg/ League 11
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2-0 W
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23', 58' Sopdog
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| December 16, 2018
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 /mcg/
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/vg/ League 11
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4-3 W
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18', 29', 97' WAR GOD
107' WA
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| December 16, 2018
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 /dbg/
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/vg/ League 11
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0-1 L
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| December 16, 2018
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 /civ4xg/
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/vg/ League 11
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2-6 L
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64', 90+4' Sopdog
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Team Statistics
Official Matches
| Player
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Caps
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Goals
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Assists
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Yellow cards
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Red cards
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| Sopdog
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7
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7
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3
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0
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0
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| WA
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7
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3
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5
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0
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0
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| WAR GOD
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7
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3
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2
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0
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0
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All You Need
(aka: Punished 416)
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6
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1
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1
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0
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1
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| Kryuger
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3
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0
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2
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0
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0
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| School Shooter
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7
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0
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0
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1
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0
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| Racist Springfield
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5
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| HOXY
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7
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| IDW DA NYAA
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3
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| :3!family!
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5
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| HOMETE
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3
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0
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2
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0
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0
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| Nani Nani
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| 1$ Slut
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2
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1
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0
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0
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0
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| Wombforce
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5
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Anon's Aunt
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7
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0
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1
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0
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0
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| Kalina
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1
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Pasta
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4
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Dorm chad
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3
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Grizzly!!!
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7
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Ribeyrolles!
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5
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0
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0
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0
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0
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| Rape Up
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3
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Goalkeepers
| Player
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Caps
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Saves
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| Sleepo Beepo
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5
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19
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| Brainlet UZI
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2
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1
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Gallery
"autism killed by school shooter" - QD 2018
SOPMOD II's first hat trick.
A wonderfully self aware moment by PES.
/gfg/ First goal, scored by their first whale reward.
WAR GOD praising HOMETE after scoring a late goal against /mcg/.
((((Leaked)))) Sandy Hook CCTV footage.
WA-2000's reward for scoring a goal.
All You Need goes through a traumatic experience less than 5 minutes into the game, costing /gfg/ the match. Upon her next debut, she becomes Punished 416.
416, upon receiving a red card, encourage Sleepo Beepo from the "Ghost lines". Sleepo Beepo fully awakens.
Sleepo Beepo being haunted by 416 still.
/gfg/ getting their first taste of despair in their defeat vs /drg/.
No one can beat the 1 IQ, man.
Little SOP showing her support for the team! (Note that thumbnails of hi-res GIFs like this one will not be animated because of "technical limitations", so you'll have to manually open them)
New and improved glowsticks for a new and improved year! (Note that thumbnails of hi-res GIFs like this one will not be animated because of "technical limitations", so you'll have to manually open them)
Starting team for /vgl/11 Top: Sleepo Bepoo - Sopdog - School Shooter - H O X Y - IDW DA NYA - Kryuger Bottom: :3!family! - Racist Springfield - WARGOD - All You Need - WA
After a small issue with the aesthetics export for the Big Team Brawl game between /vg/ and /r9k/, Sopdog and Gogeta Da bodyswapped to create Gogeta Dog and Sopgeta. Which is which? Doesn't matter, they both scored and /vg/ won 2-1
When Sopdog and Gogeta Da perform the fusion dance, Super Saiyan Blue Sopgeta emerges ready to kick ass and dive grass
IT'S..... UNREAL.. HOW IS SHE GENERATING THAT MUCH POWER?!?
Gogeta patting Sopdog for good goals
Sopgeta hoists the Big Team Brawl hardware for /vg/ and reminds the world that although the invitational has come to a close, Sopgeta is eternal.
"Accomplishments"
Team Awards
Records
/vg/ Representatives
Contact Us
We're always on the lookout for enthusiastic members who are willing to help out the team. If you're interested and think you can contribute in any way, feel free to contact us through any of these channels and we'll see if we can fit you in.
Discord
Wiggums#0868
Email
gfgautism@gmail.com
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/gfg/ set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 525 during the group stage of VGL11