Difference between revisions of "/gsg/"

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/gsg/

How Fares Your Empire?

/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Founded

September 9, 1998

Manager

Johan Andersson

Owner

Paradox

IRL manager

(Interregnum)

Team colors

Chat color

003153
Prussian Blue

Ranking

23 (

5)

Highest rank

2 (/vg/ League 9)

Lowest rank

23 (/vg/ League 4)

Top scorer

Wilhelm II (28)

Top assister

N/A (N/A)

Captain

Wilhelm II

Website

/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Nickname

"autis... smart people"

Historic performance

23	7	18			48				47.92%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
75	65	+10

Biggest win
/gsg/	5–1	/skg/
24 June 2017

Biggest defeat
/llsifg/	4–0	/gsg/
25 June 2017

First match
/ccg/	0–3	/gsg/
7 December 2013

/vg/ League
Appearances	11 (First in /vg/ League 1)
Best result	2nd, /vg/ League 9

Team music

Anthem

Preussens Gloria

Goal horn	Die Wacht am Rhein
Kojak goalhorn	John Cena - My Time is Now
Mosley goalhorn	Baronet Oswald Ernald Mosley
Syndicalism goalhorn	Marc Ogeret - L'Internationale
Wilhelm II hat trick	Willy Waggling
Rhodesian Space Program goalhorn	Rhodesians Never Die

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit

We don't have an official football team in PES, FIFA or Football Manager. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" virtual football team, claiming to be a manager or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging. Report and ignore it.

How fares your divegrass team, /gsg/?

Team

Roster

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Report & Ignore

4

	CB

Alex Grandi

3

	CB

Uninstall.exe

19

	CB

HPM

25

	DMF

Steamcordplazamegucaredditgruppen

15

	DMF

Expel the Jewry

8

	CMF

Jewhan

17

	CMF

Albanian Fuel Factories

96

	AMF

Liquor Factory

71

	SS

Großgermanium

2

	CF

Wilhelm II

No.

Position

Player

67

	GK

Respectfully Disagree

52

	CB

Realism is not a meaningful argument

24

	CB

Imperial Communism

88

	RB

Peasant Duke of Aquitaine

15

	LB

Mana Universalis

6

	DMF

White & Based

16

	DMF

South Forest Bantu Culture

20

	CMF

Porn Tsar

9

	AMF

La Plata

7

	AMF

Medieval Communism

18

	CF

Minekids

22

	CF

Mosley

Rivalries

/gsg/ vs /twg/ - The Strategy Derby

“A great task awaits you: you are to revenge the grievous injustice that has been done. Total War General have overturned the law of generals; they have mocked the sacredness of Grand Strategy, in a way unheard of in world history. It is all the more outrageous that this crime has been committed by a general that takes pride in ancient culture. Show the old Prussian virtue. Present yourselves as Autists in the cheerful endurance of suffering. May honour and glory follow your banners and arms. Give the whole world an example of manliness and discipline.

Should you encounter the enemy, he will be defeated! No quarter will be given! Prisoners will not be taken! Whoever falls into your hands is forfeited. Just as a thousand years ago the Huns under their King Attila made a name for themselves, one that even today makes them seem mighty in history and legend, may the name /gsg/ be affirmed by you in such a way in /twg/ that no casual will ever again dare to look cross-eyed at an Autist. May God’s blessing be with you, the prayers of an entire general and my good wishes go with you, each and every one. Open the way to victory once and for all! Now you may depart! Farewell, comrades.”

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 7, 2013	/ccg/	/vg/ League 1	3-0 W	Wilhelm II 9', 14' Kebab Spymaster 80'
December 8, 2013	/scv/	/vg/ League 1	2-2 D	Pavlos 25' Wilhelm II 35'
December 7, 2013	/twg/	/vg/ League 1	4-1 W	Wilhelm II ??', ??', ??' Kebab Spymaster ??'
December 15, 2013	/ksg/	/vg/ League 1	2-3 L (a.e.t)	Wilhelm II 43' Kebab Spymaster 93'
June 13, 2014	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 2	2-0 W	Kebab Spymaster 57' Pavlos 78'
June 15, 2014	/feg/	/vg/ League 2	1-0 W	Syndicalism 37'
June 20, 2014	/pdg/	/vg/ League 2	1-2 L	Wilhelm II 63'
June 21, 2014	/acg/	/vg/ League 2	2-3 L (a.e.t)	Kebab Spymaster 37' Johan 99'
December 5, 2014	/kspg/	/vg/ League 3	2-1 W	Pavlos 60' Jewhan 90+
December 6, 2014	/twg/	/vg/ League 3	2-1 W	Wilhelm II 79', 82'
December 7, 2014	/csgog/	/vg/ League 3	1-1 D	Wilhelm II 59'
December 13, 2014	/pdg/	/vg/ League 3	0-2 L
June 13, 2015	/dfg/	/vg/ League 4	1-2 L	Kojak 41'
June 19, 2015	/lolg/	/vg/ League 4	0-0 D
June 21, 2015	/srg/	/vg/ League 4	0-1 L
December 4, 2015	/aceg/	/vg/ League 5	1-0 W	Jewhan 68'
December 6, 2015	/dng/	/vg/ League 5	2-1 W	Wilhelm II 34', 72'
December 12, 2015	/drg/	/vg/ League 5	0-1 L
December 19, 2015	/wotg/	/vg/ League 5	2-2 (4-2) L	Jewhan 10' Wilhelm II 52'
June 4, 2016	/fgog/	/vg/ League 6	3-0 W	Jewhan 8' Kojak 52' pls buy stellaris 57'
June 10, 2016	/ksg/	/vg/ League 6	1-0 W	Wilhelm II 30'
June 12, 2016	/ink/	/vg/ League 6	1-3 L	Syndicalism 64'
June 18, 2016	/ffg/	/vg/ League 6	5-6 L	Wilhelm II 3', 68' Neverending Tournament 11', 45+0' Mosley 40'
December 3, 2016	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 7	1-4 L	Pavlos 70'
December 9, 2016	/aceg/	/vg/ League 7	3-1 W	Wilhelm II 11', 35' Mosley 15'
December 11, 2016	/rs07g/	/vg/ League 7	3-1 W	Wilhelm II 40' Kojak 64' Mosley 82'
December 11, 2016	/xcg/	/vg/ League 7	1-3 L	Mosley 71'
June 9, 2017	/gbfg/	/vg/ League 8	3-3 D	Wilhelm II 20' Pavlos 45+1' Mosley 84'
June 11, 2017	/@/	/vg/ League 8	2-0 W	Wilhelm II 27' Pavlos 85'
June 17, 2017	/tfg/	/vg/ League 8	2-0 W	Wilhelm II 5' Syndicalism 39'
June 24, 2017	/skg/	/vg/ League 8	5-1 W	Wilhelm II 14', 82' Jewhan 37' Pavlos 69' Mosley 72'
June 25, 2017	/pg/	/vg/ League 8	1-0 W	Jewhan 7'
June 25, 2017	/llsifg/	/vg/ League 8	0-4 L
June 25, 2017	/lolg/	/vg/ League 8	1-0 W	Mosley 65'
December 1, 2017	/domg/	/vg/ League 9	1-1 D	The Kingfish 82'
December 3, 2017	/nepgen/	/vg/ League 9	1-0 W	Syndicalism 90+4'
December 9, 2017	/ffg/	/vg/ League 9	1-2 L	Mosley 55'
December 16, 2017	/drg/	/vg/ League 9	1-0 W	Wilhelm II 17'
December 17, 2017	/lzg/	/vg/ League 9	3-0 W	Jewhan 60' The Kingfish 64', 90+1'
December 17, 2017	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 9	0-0 W (a.e.t), 5-4 on penalties
December 17, 2017	/aog/	/vg/ League 9	0-1 L
June 2, 2018	/indie/	/vg/ League X	1-1 D	Jewhan 45+0'
June 8, 2018	/@/	/vg/ League X	0-3 L
June 17, 2018	/mcg/	/vg/ League X	0-3 L
November 25, 2018	/fhg/	/vg/ League 11	2-2 D	Wilhelm II 22' Mosley 58'
December 1, 2018	/ffg/	/vg/ League 11	1-0 W	Mosley 65'
December 7, 2018	/indie/	/vg/ League 11	4-1 W	Liquor Factory 10' Wilhelm II 26' Jewhan 51' Großgermanium 70'
December 15, 2018	/gfg/	/vg/ League 11	0-2 L

Honours

/vg/ League 8 3rd Place
/vg/ League 9 2nd Place

Exports

/vg/ League II Export: http://www.mediafire.com/download/3q8blt37tip0e5f/ExportUltimatus.zip

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-{{sq start player |no=4  |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="implying you're playing an actual game">Map Painting Simulator</span> }}
+{{sq start player |no=4  |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="t.Alex">Alex Grandi</span> }}
-{{sq start player |no=3  |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="le reddit boogeyman">Steamcordplaza</span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=3  |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="how do I play EUIV? ">Uninstall.exe</span>}}
-{{sq start player |no=19 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="There is never enough administrative efficiency">Bureaucrat</span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=19 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="">HPM</span>}}
-{{sq bronze player |no=25 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="#1 world industrial score soon">Liquor Factory</span> }}
+{{sq start player |no=25 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="The boogeyman grow stronger">Steamcordplazamegucaredditgruppen</span> }}
-{{sq start player |no=15  |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="One day, someone will successfully code it">Albanian Fuel Factories</span> }}
+{{sq start player |no=15  |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="A compulsory edict">Expel the Jewry</span> }}
-{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Here is this vital feature for only $19.99 :^)">Jewhan</span> }}
+{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Here is this vital feature for only $59.99 :^)">Jewhan</span> }}
-{{sq start player |no=17 |pos=CMF |name=Alex Grandi}}
+{{sq bronze player |no=17 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="One day, someone will successfully code it">Albanian Fuel Factories</span> }}
-{{sq bronze player |no=96 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Willy, like the enemy teams, will be brought down by eternal Anglia">Mosley</span> }}
+{{sq silver player |no=96 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="#1 world industrial score soon">Liquor Factory</span> }}
-{{sq silver player |no=71  |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Our score? The only answer is more Gross">Großgermanium</span> }}
+{{sq silver player |no=71  |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Germanium must grow Grosser">Großgermanium</span> }}
-{{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="I see the enemy. AND THEY ARE SYNDIES">Wilhelm II</span> }}{{captain}}
+{{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="This ain't no prance, this is GERMAN WARDANCE!">Wilhelm II</span> }}{{captain}}
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+{{sq player |no=67 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Helpful x96"
-{{sq player |no=52 |pos=CB |name=White Peace</span> }}
+>Respectfully Disagree</span> }}
-{{sq player |no=24 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Hope you weren't planning on being a world power anytime soon">Rhodesian Space Program</span> }}
+{{sq player |no=52 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="We're a videogame company :^)">Realism is not a meaningful argument</span> }}
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-{{sq player |no=15 |pos=RB |name=La Plata }}
+{{sq player |no=88 |pos=RB |name=Peasant Duke of Aquitaine }}
-{{sq player |no=6 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="No one is joining your shitty group">Fuck Off Rob</span> }}
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-{{sq player |no=16 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="implying any documents survived">{{greentext|tfw no East vs. West}}</span> }}
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-{{sq player |no=20 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="And then they went ahead and did it, the madmen!">Pavlos</span> }}
+{{sq player |no=16 |pos=DMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Here your 135th African culture, bro. What do you mean economy fixes?">South Forest Bantu Culture</span> }}
-{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CMF |name=Medieval Communist }}
+{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Forced to give up his thrones and all his riches, a Russian noble flees his country and moves to LA, where he becomes a new kind of Lord... In the adult film industry">Porn Tsar</span> }}
-{{sq player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Benched, and for a good reason">Kebab Spymaster</span> }}
+{{sq player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=La Plata }}
-{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="The filthy other generals, like the filthy boche, will never get through THIS!">Suidafrikums</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=7 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Pravda Vitezi!">Medieval Communism</span> }}
-{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="War is always the best solution">Muh Borders</span>  }}
+{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="Praise kek!">Minekids</span>}}
+{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="Aryan blood. I need aryan blood.">Mosley</span>  }}
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