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Robotic | Robotic aliens known as "Raptures" have fallen from the sky, slaughtering most of humanity in their path, and most conventional weapons were useless in stopping their march across the Earth. The remnants of humanity decided they would huddle together in a place known as The Ark, creating weapons in their ideal image to fight back against The Raptures. That ideal image, a wide range of women with massive tits and ass. We're talking gigantic, jiggling, full dump-trucks worth of badonkadonk. Also a handful that look like little girls because someone needs to be V&. Anyway, it's up to you Coomander/Shikicum, to take back the surface from the Raptures by staring at your Nikkes' asses while they unload mag after mag of ammo into the Raptures as they line up to get shot. Also some story about an angry brat sabotaging you and her own home because no one's around to correct her, and a bro who tries to help you against the machinations of a shadowy government, but who cares about that? | ||
/nikg/ made their debut in [[/vg/ League X-2]], where they put up a good fight, but sadly lost by one goal each to more veteran sides [[/smtg/]] and [[/gbfg/]] and were Disconnected from their group. But with extra motivation (and the release of the new limited edition Shikicum doll raising their spirits), /nikg/ | /nikg/ made their debut in [[/vg/ League X-2]], where they put up a good fight, but sadly lost by one goal each to more veteran sides [[/smtg/]] and [[/gbfg/]] and were Disconnected from their group. But with extra motivation (and the release of the new limited edition Shikicum doll raising their spirits), /nikg/ has made great progress in friendlies against similar gacha teams, and looks to retake the surface of the pitch in the next tournament. | ||
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #456ad7, #f7f6ee);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#f7f6ee;">Roster</span></div>== | ==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #456ad7, #f7f6ee);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#f7f6ee;">Roster</span></div>== | ||
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{{sq silver player |no=0 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|*rapes u*|For...science! Yeah! That's it!}}}} | {{sq silver player |no=0 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|*rapes u*|For...science! Yeah! That's it!}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=0 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Hero|[smashes through window] THE HERO HAS ARRIVED! [exits through wall] TO SAVE THE ARK! [destroys entire building]}}}} | {{sq silver player |no=0 |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Hero|[smashes through window] THE HERO HAS ARRIVED! [exits through wall] TO SAVE THE ARK! [destroys entire building]}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Ultimate Villain| | {{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Ultimate Villain|The ultimate racist (as shown by her unique racing outfit), constantly tries to one-up Hero by acting as the villain, and often succeeds.}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Babu| | {{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=CF |name={{tt|Babu|One of the strongest Nikkes in the game, but with the mind of an infant. The only thing she remembers is her love for Shikicum and mowing enemies down with her shoulder-mounted LMG.}}}} {{captain}} | ||
{{sq mid|bg=#456ad7|fg=#f7f6ee}} | {{sq mid|bg=#456ad7|fg=#f7f6ee}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Bricked|U Mad Bro?}}}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=GK |name={{tt|Bricked|U Mad Bro?}}}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Jobberbox|The first Rapture you meet that can talk, and also very easy to take down for mats.}}}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{tt|Jobberbox|The first Rapture you meet that can talk, and also very easy to take down for mats.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |name=Rikker}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CB |name=Rikker}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Miracle Cunne|I've only known Anne for 5 minutes | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Miracle Cunne|I've only known Anne for 5 minutes but if she got hurt I would kill everyone in this cup and then myself.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Rat Connoisseur|Snow White will eat anything, and I mean *anything*}}}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=LB |name={{tt|Rat Connoisseur|Snow White will eat anything, and I mean *anything*}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=RB |name={{tt|The Admire|One day | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=RB |name={{tt|The Admire|Stuck raising money for the team on a giant warship parked in dry-dock. One day she'll start. One day she'll get a goal. One day...}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=RB |name={{tt|AWOOOOOOOO|Is the tiny grandma's dog named Volt or Bolt? Yes.}}}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=RB |name={{tt|AWOOOOOOOO|Is the tiny grandma's dog named Volt or Bolt? Yes.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Encountah|The poster girl of the game, Rapi, with her signature catchphrase.}}}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Encountah|The poster girl of the game, Rapi, with her signature catchphrase.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|EEEEEEEE-NTERTAINMENT|Playable Mustang when???}}}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|EEEEEEEE-NTERTAINMENT|Playable Mustang when???}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|90 Days|Just keep grinding those dailies, it'll be worth it to get the flaming dragon lady, we promise | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|90 Days|Just keep grinding those dailies, it'll be worth it to get the flaming dragon lady, we promise ;) }}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|>S|Mayhaps thou fancies a drink, m'lord?}}}} | {{sq player |no=0 |pos=CMF |name={{tt|>S|Mayhaps thou fancies a drink, m'lord?}}}} | ||
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Robotic aliens known as "Raptures" have fallen from the sky, slaughtering most of humanity in their path, and most conventional weapons were useless in stopping their march across the Earth. The remnants of humanity decided they would huddle together in a place known as The Ark, creating weapons in their ideal image to fight back against The Raptures. That ideal image, a wide range of women with massive tits and ass. We're talking gigantic, jiggling, full dump-trucks worth of badonkadonk. Also a handful that look like little girls because someone needs to be V&. Anyway, it's up to you Coomander/Shikicum, to take back the surface from the Raptures by staring at your Nikkes' asses while they unload mag after mag of ammo into the Raptures as they line up to get shot. Also some story about an angry brat sabotaging you and her own home because no one's around to correct her, and a bro who tries to help you against the machinations of a shadowy government, but who cares about that?
/nikg/ made their debut in /vg/ League X-2, where they put up a good fight, but sadly lost by one goal each to more veteran sides /smtg/ and /gbfg/ and were Disconnected from their group. But with extra motivation (and the release of the new limited edition Shikicum doll raising their spirits), /nikg/ has made great progress in friendlies against similar gacha teams, and looks to retake the surface of the pitch in the next tournament.
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Match History
Competition | Stage | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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/vg/ League X-2 |
Group Stage Group L |
June 23 2023 | /gfg/ | 1-0 W | 82' Babu |
June 17 2023 | /gbfg/ | 1-2 L | 6' Babu | ||
June 11 2023 | /smtg/ | 1-2 L | 88' Babu |
Unofficial Matches
Competition | Stage | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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/vg/ League 21 |
Friendlies | September 23 2022 | /alg/ | 6-1 W | 10', 33', 52', 88' Babu 24', 75' Ultimate Villain |
September 22 2023 | /bag/ | 5-1 W | 25' *rapes u* 29', 82' Babu 39' Anus 87' Ultimate Villain | ||
/vg/ League X-2 |
Pot 3/4 Playoffs | June 25 2023 | /vrg/ | 5-4 W | 19' Anus 61', 93', 111' Babu 89' Ultimate Villain |