/mu/

/mu/
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Founded August 2011 IRL manager Feedback !!+8d1qFKeSP0 Sargbot !!aTG+CKv36AY Team color Chat color 00CC00 Green Ranking 22 Highest rank 2 (Aug, 2013) Lowest rank 22 (Jan, 2013) Top scorer Jeff Mangum (43) Top assister Jeff Mangum (19) Captain Jeff Mangum Website /mu/ - Music Nickname /mu/tants
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 41 9 25 75 54.67%
GF GA GD 143 123 +20
Biggest win /k/  1–7  /mu/ 8 February 2013 Biggest defeat /int/  6–2  /mu/ 16 May 2012 First match /mu/  0–2  /a/ 6 August 2011
Elite Cup Appearances 9 (First in Summer 2011) Best result 1st, Summer 2014 Babby Cup Appearances 2 (First in Spring 2015) Best result 6th, Spring 2015
Team music
Anthem King of Carrot Flowers Parts 2&3 Goal horn Brother Sport by Animal Collective MC Ride More Than The Fairy Jeff Mangum Holland, 1945 Michael Gira Stay Here Frankie Sinatra Frankie Sinatra
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

Goalhorns and Anthems

http://www.mediafire.com/download/6v9syw5bifgyvfk/mu_summer_cup_2016_music.zip

WHEN /mu/ WIN THE CUP

Introduction

From humble beginnings as one of the original 16 teams of the 4chan Cup to a championship all their own, /mu/ have persevered through good times and bad. Managed by a crack team (though "alcohol team" sounds more appropriate) of patricians and overseen by Jesus Christ himself, the team seeks not only to win titles but to have fun as well. Whether through our goalhorns, silly socks or ridiculous banter, fun is valued both by the team and the board. After all, how seriously can actually take virtual roundputt based on a Tagalog face-painting website? We have plenty of exciting things planned for 2016, so stay tuned and thank you for your support!

PES 2016 EXPORT

Updated for Autumn

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Pleb Test: Can you name all the kit inspirations?

Team Anthems

Team photo

/mu/ win the 2014 Summer Cup

Players

No. Position Player 34   GK Merzbow 13   CB Anthony Fantano 3   CB he'll be fine 84   CB Jason Aldean 66   DMF David Bowie 9   DMF Grimes 30   AMF Sufjan Stevens 74   CMF Michael Gira 10   CMF Jeff Mangum 11   SS Frankie Sinatra 33   CF MC Ride

No. Position Player 58   GK >band has 2 drummers 30   CB Kanye West 1   CB Pierro Scaruffi 5   CB Viper the Rapper 18   DMF Bjork 6   DMF 8.4 Best New Midfielder 22   DMF Vaporwave 8   CMF Richard D. James 24   CMF Thom Yorke 4   AMF The Deak 42   AMF Phil Elverum 7   AMF Kendrick Lamar

Team History

Summer Cup 2011

As one of the founding 16 teams, /mu/'s initial cup run was a huge success. Grouped together with the eventual winner of the tournament, /a/, /mu/ fell to the loser's bracket before making their way through tough opposition from /k/, /x/, /adv/, and /fit/ before once again having to face their now rival /a/. In a dead even game, the match was taken to penalties not once but twice. After 10 intense penalty shots, it was /mu/ who conceded, giving /a/ their first (and only) cup win. /mu/ ended up placing fourth overall.

Winter Cup 2012

Another tournament, another loser's bracket run! In what would be the first game of their rivalry, /k/ took out /mu/ in penalty shots and sent the music hopefuls down to loser's matches. /mu/ absolutely crushed the plebby tastes of /v/ 3 - 0, but fell to the aesthetics of /fit/ in a game which would mean an early exit for /mu/.

Summer Cup 2012

With the cup now growing at a steady rate, many new teams entered into the cup to compete. Now with a proper bracket setup (no more Loser's bracket, yay!), actual manager presence, evolved formations, and team tiers, this cup was truly the start of the 4chan Cup we know today. Sadly and much like Winter's run, this was simply not /mu/'s year. Without a manager, /mu/ faced increasingly difficult opposition from teams who could change sliders and formations and ended their run with three ties. Normally, this sort of performance would see a team out of the cup, but Jesus was with /mu/ that day. As a result of the ever-growing cup, GermanBro announced that soon, there would be two more tournaments per year; the Spring and Autumn Babbies. Lower scoring teams were relegated to the babbies while /ck/, /a/, /mu/, and /fit/ were spared. It's also worth nothing that /mu/ won the Best Goalhorn award this tournament. (The only time this ever happened ever)

Winter Cup 2013

Winter was an excellent time for /mu/ fans. Their board had its first manager, Snorlax !!lXZGaIsEpIg, who seemed fairly... competent. /mu/ were drawn into what would be a nightmare group. Former cup winners /k/ and longtime semifinalist /n/ were set to face /mu/ along with /o/, a team who had escaped the very first Babby Cup. The fear of failure was quickly quelled as /mu/ took their very first game of the season 7 - 1 against the former champions, /k/. That initial success soon fizzled as /mu/ tied both /n/ and /o/, giving /mu/ enough space to reach the round of 16, but only just. In the Ro16, /mu/ would have their first fated run against /wg/, their soon-to-be rivals. /mu/ lost 4 - 1, leaving their initial success against /k/ and tournaments hopes both looking somewhat like a fluke.

Summer Cup 2013

Coming into Summer, the cup was a very changed place. Dragongate was still in the back of everyone's mind, especially that of /mu/'s manager whose previous group held 2 Dragonfag teams. In a bit of cheeky spite, Snorlax had decided to make /mu/'s players hilariously tall due to how often Dragonfag had maligned tall players. This cheeky play had far reaching effects in the cup which are still felt today. Because /mu/ first played with tall players in friendlies, other teams like /wg/, /x/, /b/, /fa/, and /a/ decided tall players were a fantastic idea and set their players to be very tall as well. The reason tall players were so good was only discovered after the cup had begun and changes could not be made. The term Height Abuse had been coined and this cup would be riddled with it.

Now, aren't you glad we addressed the height abuse stuff? So am I!

As /mu/'s group was drawn, it was clear that summer wouldn't be any easier than the previous cups had been. Perennial favourite /toy/ was present, as was newcomer /c/, and the ever-spooky /x/. Through tactics or centimeters (depending on how mad you are), /mu/ made it through the group on 9 points with a GD of 7. These results were so jarring to one manager in particular that he quit the cup completely. (RIP TinkerToy). With a manager, the furthest /mu/ had made it was ro16 and the fear was that /mu/ could easily repeat. In an intense showdown against /h/, /mu/ eked out a one goal win. Finally, /mu/ would play on that glorious last cup Sunday.

The quarter finals match for /mu/ was no easier than the ro16 had been. /mu/ would have to face /int/ this time around, but more than just /int/, Snorlax would have to eliminate his best friend Isa in what both felt was their most challenging game ever. /mu/ won a difficult and very emotional 2 - 0 and was on track to make it to the finals. Next up in the semis, /mu/ defeated /b/ in a close 1 - 0 series and had its ticket to the finals. As fate would have it, /mu/ would once again have to face off against /wg/, the board who eliminated them last cup.

/mu/ vs /wg/ was the unlikely final for sure, though it seemed like /mu/ had the majority of s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶r̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ bandwagonners. The final match went for an incredibly tense 90 minutes without either team being able to score. Going into extra time now, it was Spacecat who found a goal late into the first half of ET which was quickly followed by another by Cunt Destroyer. In the second half of ET, /mu/ answered with a holy goal from Jeff Mangum which, sadly, just came too late. In a cup of Height Abuse, it made sense for /wg/, the tallest team, to win, though this win appeased neither the near 3,000 viewers nor the majority of managers themselves.

Winter Cup 2014

Post-Summer, Snorlax had decided /mu/ needed new blood and began a 6-month endeavor to find new managers. A thread wouldn't go by where Snorlax's cup email, phone number, Skype, or even Motherless weren't linked in a desperate bid to find a successor. Luckily, and just in time, Snorlax found two. Feedback !!+8d1qFKeSP0 and Headbuddy !!JuV2PJrVlWZ were added to the managerial roster. Their first cup was both a test for these new managers and for PES14 as well.

Using poorly modified versions of their Summer 2013 tactics, /mu/ entered the tournament with high hopes and what seemed like an easy group. Newcomer /gd/ joined /u/ and /gif/ as /mu/'s winter opponents. The very first match with /mu/'s new managers ended 2 - 1, a win against /gd/ which positioned /mu/ nicely. Unfortunately, the next few games weren't quite as easy. /mu/ drew the ever pure /u/ and lost to /gif/, ultimately leaving /mu/'s fate out of their own hands once more. In classic style, a miracle was given to /mu/ for their continued faith in Jesus Christ. /gd/'s manager was sacked halfway through the group stage for throwing and /u/ managed to lose their game against a managerless /gd/ which sent both teams out. /mu/ was once again just barely through to the ro16, this time facing off with /h/ who ended their run with a swift yet painful 3 - 1.

All things considered, you could call this tournament a success for /mu/. Both new managers got ample time to get used to the game and somehow managed to stay Elite in the process. With hopes still high, /mu/'s managerial team was hopeful for Summer 2014 where they felt they could win it all.

Summer Cup 2014

It's been dubbed The Summer of Fallen Giants. In group stages, elite teams /sp/, /a/, /wg/, and former winners /trv/, /pol/, and /k/ were eliminated which left not a single former winner in the running. For the first time in a long while, we'd have a confirmed new champion.

/mu/'s group was everything they could have hoped for. The team would be able to show their artistic superiority over /ic/, display continued dominance against /k/, and get the sweetest revenge against /wg/. Managers Feedback !!+8d1qFKeSP0 and Headbuddy !!JuV2PJrVlWZ were battle-ready and /mu/'s first game went off without a hitch. /k/ was defeated 1 - 0 which left /mu/ with a comfortable 3 points heading into their second game against /wg/. While /wg/ were no longer the giants /mu/ had faced in 2013 4chan Summer Cup, /wg/ were able to take an incredibly close series 3 - 2. In one of the most tightly contested groups of all time, /mu/ would need to win against /ic/ or lose their status as the last remaining Elite (teams). Yet another miracle was in store for /mu/ in that final group stage game. /mu/ defender, The List Goes On, scored the only goal of the series which put /mu/ into the ro16, coming first in the group stage and giving /mu/ the title of last remaining Elite.

With most Elite teams and all the cup winners gone, the ro16 draw was an interesting time for everyone involved. /po/ ended up being /mu/'s destined opponent for their first knockout game of the season. In a tournament of no goals, /mu/ proved itself worthy and crumpled /po/ 3 - 1. For the Quarter Finals, /mu/ would have to once again face /ic/ and while /mu/ may have won their previous match, /ic/ was out for revenge. But like any rivalry /mu/ has, the results stay consistent. /mu/ took their game 2 - 1 over /ic/ and were next set to face /vg/ who had eliminated a few other giants themselves this tournament. /vg/ were no match for /mu/, however, and The Deak returned to form one final time to take the series 1 - 0. For the second summer in a row, /mu/ would find itself with a finals to play. This time however, they couldn't lose.

In what was a very unlikely end result, /hr/ defeated /x/ in their semis to deny fans and /mu/ from a Christ vs Antichrist match and leaving us with a /mu/ vs /hr/ finals. While some fans were disappointed with /hr/ vs /mu/, they were anything but disappointed by the game itself. /mu/ player Talentless Hack took an early goal to put /hr/ down a goal much to the crowd's approval. Another /mu/ goal followed later on and rode the 2 - 0 lead the conclusion. /mu/ had finally done won a tournament! More than that, they had proven themselves elite and, in the eyes of many fans, the best team in the 4chan Cup.

Winter Cup 2015

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Spring Cup 2015

The group stage made /mu/ sweat for their first two victories against /biz/ and /lgbt/. Both matches were tough, but late goals got /mu/ 3-2 victories against those teams. With 4 matches to play instead of 3, /mu/'s fitness was put through a tough test as they drew 2-2 to /jp/ and suffered a shocking 4-1 loss to /soc/ at the end of the group stage. Despite that, the 7 points gathered were enough to get the team bouncing back into a major 4chan cup. In the knockout stages, defending continued to be a problem for /mu/: /g/ took them to extra time before finally losing 4-3, and in the quarterfinals, a managerless /cgl/ eliminated the /mu/tants with a 4-2 win for the Seagulls.

Summer Cup 2015

Despite a shocking loss to robo-/cgl/, /mu/ achieved the goal they set out for from the moment they were sent down to the babbies: Get back to the Elite cup ASAP. But before making their return to the Elite Cup, some changes would need to be made in the /mu/ technical area. With most of the old management dead or MIA, Feedback would need to find some new blood to help out with the Summer campaign. He found help in the form of the old /diy/ manager Sargbot, and newcomer DankEngine. The /mu/tants would be drawn into group C with noted memelords [s4s], a bunch of nerds over at /sci/, and a reunion with their Winter '14 groupmates /gd/. Despite MC Ride striking first against [s4s], the memesters equalized in the 65th minute on a Patrick Bateman goal. Joanna Newsom, standing in for long time /mu/ goalkeeper Merzbow would make 9 saves to keep the former True Elite on equal footing with a team that was beginning to look like it would run away with the group. After blown chances at both ends in stoppage time, both teams took a point from the encounter. In what would be a very spicy matchup against /gd/, /mu/ fell behind early in the 22nd minute after Kerning rounded the now match-fit Merzbow, calling into question not only /mu/'s chances at advancing from the group but the two time Golden Glove winning netminder's status as /mu/'s number one goalkeeper. Thankfully, seven minutes later the aesthetic of Vaporwave would prove too much for /gd/ to handle, bringing /mu/ level. Before halftime, MC Ride decided that /mu/ both wanted and needed a goal, bringing /mu/ into the lead in the first half's stoppage time. Another Ride goal in the second half all but secured three points for the former Summer champions, who proceeded to coast their way to a 3-2 decision in their favor. With one match to go, /mu/ were again in control of their own destiny, needing only 1 point against bottom of the group /sci/ to secure their passage to the knockouts. Another late strike in the first half by newly promoted medal Michael Gira put /mu/ in great position to return to the Elite knockout stage, but an equalizer from Richard Feynman would do the job of both canceling /mu/'s lead and causing the /mu/ faithful to sweat through the rest of the whole game. Despite being expected by most to blow /sci/ out of the water, /sci/ keeper Thorium stood tall until stoppage time in the second half, when captain Jeff Mangum took matters into his own hands and blasted one right by the Fuel of the Future to demonstrate to cup viewers that the power of Jesus Christ will always triumph over science and reason. Final Score: Christians: 2, Atheists: 1. Late game heroics in the /gd/-[s4s] match would go on to influence Group C's overall standings, with a /gd/ victory putting themselves second, and ensuring that /mu/ would top the group.

So it would come to pass that /mu/ would return to the Summer knockouts, a stage where for the most part, history favored them. In 3 of the 4 previous Summer Cups, /mu/ had placed in the top four, including a 1st and 2nd place finish. With the memories of Summer '14 still somewhat fresh in their minds, the team set out to win back-to-back Summer titles. In their first match against /cm/, they started off on the right foot, taking the lead early off a Jeff Mangum goal. Despite this, /cm/ would answer off an effort from Kaoru Nagisa, who would go on to equalize for the cute weeb males once more after MC Ride put /mu/ ahead again in the first half. Even though they took the lead twice in the first half, /mu/ appeared to be pinned in their own half for much of the first period. A tactical change at the break however put the former Champions back on the offensive however, and before long /mu/ captain Jeff Mangum would lead his lads to victory with a hat trick, delivering a 4-2 win. Their next challenge in the knockouts would be a Quarterfinal matchup with /f/, representing a shot at revenge for the chokefest many /mu/ players still remember in their nightmares from Winter '15. Ready and motivated, /mu/ took the initiative against /f/, with two stoppage time goals, one in the first half from Michael Gira, and another at the very end of the game from MC Ride to seal the result and set up a semifinal matchup with /mlp/.

One way or another, /mu/ simply was not ready to stop the horsefucker menace. The Ponies decisively ended the Summer '14 Champions' bid for a second star in the semifinals by a 3-1 margin before going on to claim a star of their own, much to the chagrin of the /mu/tants. Instead, /mu/ would meet their fellow Original 16 team /b/ in the Third Place match. In what would prove to be the craziest match /mu/ has ever played in, /b/ took control early, dominating the first half and at one point leading 3-0, and later on 5-1. Then, the second half came. Off the strength of an MC Ride Hat Trick /mu/ was almost able to claw their way back to a level scoreline. Unfortunately, time was not on their side and /mu/ lost 5-4 to /b/, who claimed their second 3rd place trophy. Even so, the /mu/ crowd was encouraged by a 4th place finish and now looks to the Winter Cup for a chance to claim that second star and show the cup that they are the greatest team in the 4chan Cup.

Rivalries

As an original sixteen team and a champion, it stands to reason that /mu/ has a storied history in the 4chan cup and a host of rivalries to go along with it. These rivalries have been important, recurring, and most of all, loads of fun!

The Ol' War Song The best rivalries develop organically. /mu/-/k/ is the perfect example of this and in many ways the perfect rivalry in the 4chan cup. /mu/’s oldest and fiercest rivals, the /k/ommandos have never failed to meet up with the /mu/tants somewhere along the way whenever both teams have made their way to the same tournament. The first meeting between these two storied sides occurred in the original 2011 Summer Cup, which /mu/ took by a scoreline of 2-1. /k/ however returned fire next Winter, defeating /mu/ in a penalty shootout on their way to hoisting a 4chan cup. Once again, the two sides met the following Summer Cup, which ended in an explosive 3-3 stalemate in the group stages. Meeting again next Winter, we were to see a completely different story. /mu/ would reassert their dominance in style, outgunning the weapons board by seven goals to one, led by captain Jeff Mangum’s then-record 5 goals in a single game, helping send /k/ down to their first-ever babby cup. The two would not meet again until /mu/’s own Championship run in Summer 2014, where the game was decided in /mu/’s favor off a late Talentless Hack goal. Back in Winter, the /k/ommandos look to find /mu/ somewhere on the battlefield so they may tip the scales of this historic rivalry back in their favor, and the /mu/tants not only expect but relish the opportunity to meet the old enemy on the field once more in the best rivalry in the 4chan Cup. /a/ and /sp/ wish they could have a rivalry this great. /mu/ leads this rivalry with 3 wins, 1 draw, and 1 loss.

3-1-1

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The Sound and the Fury Parity has been restored, as /mu/ once again sit on the throne of the Patrician Shitposting derby where they belong.

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4chan cup history

Competition	Win	Draw	Loss	End result
2011 4chan Summer Cup	4	0	2	Loser's Bracket Round 5
2012 4chan Winter Cup	1	0	2	Loser's Bracket Round 2
2012 4chan Summer Cup	0	3	0	Group Stage (not relegated)
2013 4chan Winter Cup	1	0	1	Ro16
2013 4chan Summer Cup	6	0	1	Runner Up
2014 4chan Winter Cup	1	1	2	Ro16
2014 4chan Summer Cup	6	0	1	Champions
2015 4chan Winter Cup	1	0	2	Group Stage (relegated)
2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3	1	2	QF
2015 4chan Summer Cup	4	1	2	Fourth Place
2016 4chan Winter Cup	4	1	2	Fourth Place

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 L
August, 2011	/k/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	???
August, 2011	/x/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-1 W	???
August, 2011	/adv/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	???
August, 2011	/fit/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	2-0 W	???
August, 2011	/a/	2011 4chan Summer Cup	0-0 (11-10) L
January 5, 2012	/k/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	1-1 (7-6) L	Fantano 37'
January 6, 2012	/v/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	3-0 W	Bateman 34' Alice Glass 40' Plebians 48'
January 7, 2012	/fit/	2012 4chan Winter Cup	5-1 L	Fantano 15'
March 3, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	???
April 28, 2012	/m/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
May 16, 2012	/int/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	6-2 L	Bob Dylan 21', 25'
June 9, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Bob Dylan 84'  92'
July 13, 2012	/k/	Group Stage SC2012	3-3 D	Trout Mask Replica 63', 90+1' Bob Dylan 89'
July 14, 2012	/int/	Group Stage SC2012	3-3 D	Bob Dylan 4' Trout Mask Replica 38', 45+2'
July 15, 2012	/sci/	Group Stage SC2012	2-2 D	Trout Mask Replica 16' Bob Dylan 34'
August 18, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-0 L
September 9, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Jeff Mangum 4', 9', 65'
September 23, 2012	/3/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Kanye West 90+1'
December 22, 2012	/n/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-0 W
February 8, 2013	/k/	Group Stage WC2013	7-1 W	Jeff Mangum  25', 59', 62', 67', 79' (pen) The Deak  38' MC Ride  56'
February 10, 2013	/o/	Group Stage WC2013	2-2 W	MC Ride  53' Jeff Mangum  70'
February 16, 2013	/n/	Group Stage WC2013	1-1 W	Jeff Mangum  35'
February 23, 2013	/wg/	Round of 16 WC2013	4-1 L	MC Ride  48'
April 6, 2013	/int/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
July 12, 2013	/lit/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Jeff Mangum  9', 60'
July 14, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Viper  10', 50', 86' Jeff Mangum  43'
August 16, 2013	/toy/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	MC Ride  66' Lil B  90+'
August 18, 2013	/c/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Jeff Mangum  13', 25'
August 24, 2013	/x/	Group Stage SC2013	4-1 W	Jeff Mangum  31', 57' MC Ride  69', 89'
August 31, 2013	/h/	Round of 16 SC2013	1-0 W	MC Ride  9'
September 1, 2013	/int/	Quarterfinals SC2013	2-0 W	Jeff Mangum  3' MC Ride  46'
September 1, 2013	/b/	Semifinals SC2013	1-0 W	Jeff Mangum  50'
September 1, 2013	/wg/	Final SC2013	1-2 L	Jeff Mangum  116'
January 11, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Kanye West  15' MC Ride  83'
January 12, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	MC Ride  2'
February 14, 2014	/gd/	Group Stage WC2014	2-1 W	Jeff Mangum 44' The Deak  56'
February 16, 2014	/u/	Group Stage WC2014	1-1 D	Talentless Hack  76'
February 22, 2014	/gif/	Group Stage WC2014	0-2 L
March 1, 2014	/h/	Round of 16 WC2014	1-3 L	MC Ride  82'
May 30, 2014	/r9k/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Jeff Mangum  54' Talentless Hack  81'
June 1, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	MC Ride  73' Jeff Mangum  88'
July 18, 2014	/k/	Group Stage SC2014	1-0 W	Talentless Hack  74'
July 20, 2014	/wg/	Group Stage SC2014	2-3 L	Talentless Hack  14', 45+'
July 26, 2014	/ic/	Group Stage SC2014	1-0 W	The List Goes On  6'
August 2, 2014	/po/	Round of 16 SC2014	3-1 W	Talentless Hack  13' MC Ride  18', 82'
August 3, 2014	/ic/	Quarterfinals SC2014	2-1 W	MC Ride  5' Talentless Hack  18'
August 3, 2014	/vg/	Semifinals SC2014	1-0 W	The Deak  85'
August 3, 2014	/hr/	Final SC2014	2-0 W	Talentless Hack  29', 87'
February 13, 2015	/vp/	Group Stage WC2015	1-0 W	Talentless Hack  71'
February 15, 2015	/f/	Group Stage WC2015	0-2 L
February 21, 2015	/i/	Group Stage WC2015	0-3 L
April 24, 2015	/biz/	Group Stage SBC2015	3-2 W	MC Ride  10', 75' Jeff Mangum  85'
April 26, 2015	/lgbt/	Group Stage SBC2015	3-2 W	Jeff Mangum  18', 27' The Deak  90+'
May 2, 2015	/jp/	Group Stage SBC2015	2-2 D	Jeff Mangum  11' Kendrick Lamar  55'
May 9, 2015	/soc/	Group Stage SBC2015	4-1 L	MC Ride  89'
May 16, 2015	/g/	Round of 16 SBC2015	4-3 W (a.e.t.)	Jeff Mangum  5', 32', 58' The Deak  97'
May 17, 2015	/cgl/	Quarterfinals SBC2015	2-4 L	Kendrick Lamar  34', 51'
July 31, 2015	/s4s/	Group Stage SC2015	1-1 D	MC Ride  23'
August 2, 2015	/gd/	Group Stage SC2015	3-2 W	Vaporwave  29' MC Ride  45+', 72'
August 8, 2015	/sci/	Group Stage SC2015	2-1 W	Michael Gira  45+' Jeff Mangum  90+'
August 15, 2015	/cm/	Round of 16 SC2015	4-2 W	Jeff Mangum  5', 68', 79' MC Ride  35'
August 16, 2015	/f/	Quarterfinals SC2015	2-0 W	Michael Gira  27' MC Ride  90+'
August 16, 2015	/mlp/	Semifinals SC2015	1-3 L	Jeff Mangum  30'
August 16, 2015	/b/	3rd Place Playoff SC2015	4-5 L	MC Ride  39', 77', 89' Michael Gira  57'
February 19, 2016	/wg/	Group Stage WC2016	3-1 W	Michael Gira  7' MC Ride  18', 37'
February 21, 2016	/cm/	Group Stage WC2016	3-1 W	Jeff Mangum  24', 27', 55'
February 27, 2015	/d/	Group Stage WC2016	0-0 D
March 5, 2016	/f/	Round of 16 WC2016	3-2 W (a.e.t.)	Jeff Mangum 5' Michael Gira  44' Vapourwave  113'
March 6, 2016	/s4s/	Quarter Finals WC2016	3-2 W	Jeff Mangum 28' Sufjan Stevens  53' David Bowie  74'
March 6, 2016	/u/	Semi Finals WC2016	3-4 L	MC Ride  7' Michael Gira  20' Jeff Mangum  69'
March 6, 2016	/out/	3rd Place Playoff WC2016	3-4 L	David Bowie  16', 45+1' MC Ride  90+4'
August 5, 2016	/w/	Group Stage SC2016	1-1 D	Michael Gira  43'
August 8, 2016	/asp/	Group Stage SC2016	2-2 D	Michael Gira  26' Jeff Mangum  32'
August 13, 2016	/e/	Group Stage SC2016	2-4 L	MC Ride  18', 78'
October 29, 2016	/t/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1 W	MC Ride  56' Frankie Sinatra  65' Jeff Mangum  86'
November 4, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1 L
November 6, 2016	/g/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	Frankie Sinatra  12' Sufjan Stevens  61' Michael Gira  88'

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 25, 2012	/vg/	Trip Cup	1-3 L	Jeff Mangum  90+1'
December 25, 2012	/fa/	2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16	4-1 W	Jeff Mangum  7', 13', 36', 75'
December 25, 2012	/y/	2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals	0-1 L
September 13, 2014	/biz/	Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Round of 16	0-0 L (2-4)
January 10, 2015	/biz/	Jenkey Memorial Cup Group Stage	4-3 W	Jeff Mangum  38' The Deak  57' Talentless Hack  71', 90+'
January 10, 2015	/w/	Jenkey Memorial Cup Group Stage	0-1 L
January 11, 2015	/mlp/	Jenkey Memorial Cup Group Stage	2-0 L
January 23, 2015	/x/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Talentless Hack  105+'
January 24, 2015	/b/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
July 7, 2015	/diy/	1.12 Memorial Cup Round of 16	5-4 W	Jeff Mangum  12', 64' Meal  22', 45' Talentless Hack  59'
July 8, 2015	/s4s/	1.12 Memorial Cup Quarterfinals	1-0 W	MC Ride  14'
July 8, 2015	/civ4xg/	1.12 Memorial Cup Semifinals	4-1 W	Jeff Mangum  16' MC Ride  59' Talentless Hack  65', 90+'
July 8, 2015	/w/	1.12 Memorial Cup Final	2-3 L	The Deak  45+' Jeff Mangum  52'
July 11, 2015	/hr/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	MC Ride  15' Jeff Mangum  23' The Deak  35', 75'
July 12, 2015	/n/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Jeff Mangum  56', 90+' The Deak  59' MC Ride  86'
January 2, 2016	/co/	Jon Memorial Cup Group Stage	5-3 W	MC Ride  53', 59' Jeff Mangum  57' Michael Gira  67', 82'
January 2, 2016	/mlp/	Jon Memorial Cup Group Stage	3-5 L	Jeff Mangum  15' Michael Gira  37' MC Ride  51'
January 3, 2016	/y/	Jon Memorial Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	MC Ride  54' Sufjan Stevens  61' Michael Gira  78'
January 3, 2016	/vr/	Jon Memorial Cup Semi-Finals	2-4 L	MC Ride  16' Sufjan Stevens  38'
January 3, 2016	/mlp/	Jon Memorial Cup 3rd Place Match	6-0 W	Sufjan Stevens  29', 70' Jeff Mangum  31', 51' MC Ride  39' Michael Gira  58'
January 9, 2016	/mlp/	Test Cup V 16	3-1 W	Sufjan Stevens  33', 75' Jeff Mangum  56'
January 10, 2016	/b/	Test Cup V 16	1-3 L	Jeff Mangum  78'
January 16, 2016	/vg/	Test Cup V 16	2-4 L	Varg Vikernes  22' Jeff Mangum  52'
January 23, 2016	/ck/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	5-3 W	MC Ride  12', 23' Jeff Mangum  32', 69' Sufjan Stevens  75'
January 31, 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	5-4 W	MC Ride  25', 55' Sufjan Stevens  45' Jeff Mangum  69', 72'
June 13, 2016	/f/	Rigging After Dark	3-3 (pens) W	Jeff Mangum  82' David Bowie  90+2' MC Ride  90+7'
June 16, 2016	/s4s/	Rigging After Dark	6-3 W	MC Ride  3', 6', 75' David Bowie  44', 81' Jeff Mangum  70'

Scoring Records

Official Matches Player Goals Assists Jeff Mangum 43 19 MC Ride 33 14 Talentless Hack 10 3 Michael Gira 9 10 Bob Dylan 6 0 The Deak 5 5 Trout Mask Replica 5 1 David Bowie 3 2 Kendrick Lamar 3 2 Viper 3 1 Frankie Sinatra 2 1 Vaporwave 2 1 Anthony Fantano 2 0 Kanye West 2 0 Sufjan Stevens 2 0 The List Goes On 1 4 Lil' B 1 2 Alice Glass 1 0 Plebians 1 0 Bjork 0 1 Mac DeMarco 0 1 Manface Grimes 0 1 Mark Kozelek 0 1 Phil Elverum 0 1 Thom Yorke 0 1

Unoffical Matches Player Goals Jeff Mangum 26 MC Ride 18 Sufjan Stevens 8 Talentless Hack 6 The Deak 5 Michael Gira 5 David Bowie 2 Meal 2 Varg Vikernes 1

Honors

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  2013 Summer Cup: Runner Up

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  2014 Summer Cup: Champions

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  Jon Memorial Cup: 3rd Place