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/smtg/
WE'LL SACRIFICE THE SON OF HEAVEN
/smtg/ - Shin Megami Tensei General
Founded Taisho 20 Manager The Great Will Owner STEPHEN IRL manager Team colors Chat color FFFF00 YHVH Yellow Ranking N/A Highest rank NA (N/A) Lowest rank N/A (N/A) Top scorer Jack Frost (5) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /smtg/ - Shin Megami Tensei General Nickname The Megatennists
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 3 0 1 4 75%
GF GA GD 10 6 +4
Biggest win /smtg/  4–2  /lolg/ 8 December 2013 Biggest defeat /smtg/  2(3)–2(4)  /fgg/ 15 December 2013 First match /smtg/  2–0  /d2g/ 7 December 2013
/vg/ League Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Typical SMT Plot Goal horn DDS - Level Up Alternate goal horn YHVH's Goalhorn
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Information

One day, the apocalypse happened. The last remnants of humanity decided to band together and play some football. Being led by the almighty one Himself, YHVH, /smtg/ seeked to claim victory in the /vg/ League 1, and celebrate by dancing crazy. But they couldn't get past quarterfinals, losing to /fgg/ in penalties. Now, it seems unlikely that they will ever compete in a /vg/ League again.

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Daisoujou #   CB Betatron #   CB Failure of a Human #   CB Yukiko Amagi #   CB Autistic Protagonist #   CMF Dante from Devil May Cry #   CMF Aspect Raidou #   LMF Demi-Fiend #   RMF Genocidal Neckbeard #   CF Jack Frost #   CF YHVH

No. Position Player #   GK Matador #   GK Mara #   CB SPESS MUHREEN #   CB Gale #   CB Demon Waifu #   CB Cozy Okada #   CB Abel #   CB Mastema #   CMF Tamaki #   CMF Beach Episode #   CMF Aleph #   CMF Pixie

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Match History

Starting Players	Description
YHVH	Our beloved yellow Adonai. He hates fun, individuality and has the most powerful Constanzaface in the entire Amala network.
Jack Frost	Atlus's first and greatest mascot. Hee to the ho and we gotta GO.
Genocidal Neckbeard	Big daddy Dagda from SMT4 Apocalypse. He wants to be hardcore but his mom won't let him.
Demi-Fiend	The single most powerful player character in video games. Solves all problems by punching them in the face.
Aspect Raidou	Sure, you can play Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs the Soulless Army on PCSX2 with a horrible aspect ratio. But that doesn't mean you should.
Dante from Devil May Cry	Kaneko helped design Dante's Devil Trigger form for DMC3. In exchange, Capcom let Dante show up in SMT3. Atlus decided let the whole world know about it.
Autistic Protagonist	Some SMT protags are pretty socially awkward, but Bunny from Devil Survivor 2 takes the cake. From yelling RAAAINBOOOOOOW to sniffing people's hands, this full Spectrum Warrior makes all his party members feel uncomfortable.
Yukiko Amagi	Good Idea: Remaking Strange Journey. Bad Idea: Shoehorning a generic waifu in it, destroying the game's amazing atmosphere.
Failure of a Human	A phrase uttered by certain female demons when you try and recruit them but fail miserably. Usually gets followed up by them casting Mahamaon on you and killing your party.
Betatron	Metatron, the Voice of God. His unstoppable desire to stop fun in the name of the Lord is almost as powerful as his status as a total beta that can't even beat one measly demon.
Daisoujou	Matador originally held the starting GK position, but Daisoujou's utterly broken healing abilities early on in Nocturne make him a better candidate for saving the ball. Jingle jingle, motherfucker.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02013-12-07December 7, 2013	/d2g/	/vg/ League 1	2-0 W	Aspect Raidou  42' Jack Frost  47' (pen.)
02013-12-08December 8, 2013	/lolg/	/vg/ League 1	4-2 W	Jack Frost  28', 76' YHVH  29' Spess Murhine  84'
02013-12-14December 14, 2013	/fgg/	/vg/ League 1	2-1 W	YHVH  9' Jack Frost  90+'
02013-12-15December 15, 2013	/fgg/	/vg/ League 1	2(3)-2(4) L	Bitch-Ass Messiah  31' Jack Frost  110'