/his/

We Didn't Start the Fire

/his/ - History & Humanities

Founded

October 31, 2015

Owner

Voltaire

IRL manager

JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP

Team colors

Chat color

FCD405
Holy Roman Yellow

Ranking

29 (

1)

Highest rank

8 (March 3, 2019)

Lowest rank

56 (April 17, 2016)

Top scorer

>Holy>Roman>Empire (40)

Top assister

>Holy>Roman>Empire (23)

Captain

Charles II

Website

/his/ - History & Humanities

Nickname

/his/torians

Home ground

Amphitheatrum Flavium (groundshare with /lit/)

Historic performance

20	4	22			46				43.48%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
85	93	-8

Biggest win
/b/	1–5	/his/
February 24, 2019

Biggest defeat
/his/	1–5	/vp/
May 5, 2018

First match
/his/	4–1	/v/
April 15, 2016

Elite Cup
Appearances	4 (First in Summer 2017)
Best result	11th, Summer 2017
Babby Cup
Appearances	6 (First in Spring 2016)
Best result	2nd, Autumn 2018

Team music

Anthem	Deutsche Kaiserhymne
2nd kit Anthem	Magna Mater
3rd kit Anthem	Heil dir im Siegerkranz
4th kit Anthem	Verdun Chant Militaire ON NE PASSE PAS !!!
Victory Anthem	Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Finale)

Goal horn	Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
Mongolian Horse Archer Goalhorn	Khuleg Baatar
>Holy>Roman>Empire Goalhorn	Schei-wi-dei-wi-du
Bomber Harris's Goalhorn	The Trammps - Disco Inferno
Charles II Goalhorn	El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit

The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura answered the calls of the repressed /his/ communities of 4chan and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in AD 2015(but possibly sometime after that because we couldn't be fucked sourcing). The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.

By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!

Exports

Tactical Export: Tic tacs
Aesthetics Export: Aesthetics
Audio Export: We Didn't Start the Fire

Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster

No.

Position

Player

27

	GK

Taft

16

	LB

Maoist Worst Nightmare

17

	CB

Finno-Korean Hyper war

19

	CB

Nutmeg Genocide

14

	RB

>&Humanities

64

	DMF

Burnin’ Sherman

6

	CMF

More Wives, Your Grace?

4

	CMF

Gaius & Aulus

21

	AMF

Bomber Harris

45

	SS

Charles II

11

	CF

>Holy>Roman>Empire

No.

Position

Player

13

	GK

___ Battle of the Isonzo

88

	LB

Belongs on /sci/

6

	LB

Diogenes

20

	RB

Pregnant Anne Frank

10

	RB

Muh Haplogroups

15

	CB

The Russian Baltic Fleet

5

	CB

Decisive Tang Victory

13

	CB

African Paratrooper

23

	CMF

CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

99

	CMF

Mongolian Horse Archer

2

	DMF

Monsieur Lindy

71

	DMF

Bismarck

History

Previous campaigns

2019 Autumn Campaign

In the great and expansive nation of Riglandia sits the great babby plains. It is a fertile plain, but it is one that is cursed. Every winter, the land runs cold with ice, death, and own goals. Every summer, the land becomes scorched and dry. To survive, the lesser tribes who inhabit the plain must cross the Mountains of PES - the large, sweeping range that separates the babby plains from the elite valley, a land of paradise where everything is nice, warm, and unrigged throughout the year.

As winter set, the Townsend group was formed by the clans of /his/, /mu/, /out/, and /ck/. They had resolved to make the trip through the mountains - but winter set in earlier than expected. With limited food supplies and stuck in the middle of pass it was only a matter of time till insanity came in. When food ran out, /mu/ decided to kill /ck/'s horses and eat them, thus leaving /ck/ with nothing to live on. At the same time, there was a fight over the last crate of mangoes between /his/ and /out/. Taft fought well over the coveted mango ball, but >Ultralight came on top and took the crate.

/ck/, now desperate, attacked /his/ for food. This was not any normal food, but human meat. Although /his/ won and killed all but two of /ck/, Fast Food Autism and Perfect coffee survived and escaped back onto the Babby plains. /out/ and /mu/ fought over some rabbit scraps. The fight was hard, but both teams were weakened by undernourishment, and no one was killed. As Mangum fought single handedly against Smokey, Anon's Happy Floote and Carin managed to separate the fighting. A truce was made. Both teams resolved to rig the fuck up and help each other at the cost of /his/.

A few nights later, /his/ decided on a last mad dash to the winter elites; but /mu/ >blocked its path. Despite a valiant effort from Taft, Magnum was far too powerful, and /his/ was too tired to fight on any more. Only President Taft and his royal highness Charles II had enough energy to escape. The rest were cannibalized by /mu/ and /out/ as they crossed the pass and into the elite lands. Defeated, and with no other choice choice, the surviving /his/ clan members headed back out to the Babby plains to dig in for the harsh winter.

Rumors say, however, that that other /his/ clan members lived. They say that out in the Blizzards, they can see a Fingolian on a Mammoth, and the distant 'UUUUUUUUUUUU' of the Mongolian throat-singers on the winds.

Only time can tell if they live and reform the clan to attempt the crossing in spring as this winter was very harsh.

Match Log

Cup Perfomance

Event	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0-1	9	5	4	Promoted	3rd
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0-2	8	9	-1	Failed to Advance	21st
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1-2	5	9	-3	Relegated	29th
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-1-0	7	3	4	Promoted	1st
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	8	9	-1	Round of 16	13th
2017 4chan Summer Cup	2-0-2	8	7	-1	Round of 16	11th
2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-0-2	2	4	-2	Relegated	23rd
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0-4	8	19	-11	Relegated	40th
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0-1	2	3	-1	Promoted	6th
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1-2	9	3	6	Runner-up	2nd
2019 4chan Winter Cup	3-0-1	12	6	6	Round of 16	13th
2019 4chan Summer Cup	0-0-3	4	11	-7	Relegated	32nd
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1-1	4	4	0	Failed to Advance	19th

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
TBD	TBD	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup

Previous Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
April 15, 2016	/v/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64'
April 16, 2016	/co/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33' Vlad the Implier 36'
April 17, 2016	/toy/	2016 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B	1-3 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 64'
May 6, 2016	/lit/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	5-6 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73'
May 8, 2016	/o/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	0-1 L
May 14, 2016	/cm/	2016 Spring Babby Cup - Group C	3-2 W	Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66'
October 29, 2016	/p/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	4-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 8', 31' Napoleon 73' Bismarck 90+4'
November 4, 2016	/int/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	1-1 D	>Holy>Roman>Empire 68'
November 6, 2016	/wg/	2016 Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	0-3 L
April 28, 2017	/lgbt/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-2 W	Bismarck 21', 30' >Holy >Roman >Empire 68'
April 29, 2017	/wsg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	3-0 W	13', 76' >Holy >Roman >Empire 89' Napoleon
April 30, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group A	1-1 D	>Holy >Roman >Empire 89'
May 12, 2017	/mlp/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-1 W	12', 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 14, 2017	/sci/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	4-3 W	Vlad The Implier 5' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+0' Bismarck 74', 90+5'	Video
May 20, 2017	/n/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Group B	2-3 L	87' Bomber Harris 90+6' Anarcho-Memeism	Video
May 27, 2017	/tg/	2017 Spring Babby Cup - Knockouts	0-2 L		Video
July 28, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	3-2 W	7', 29' Bismarck 22' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
July 30, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	1-2 L	69' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 5, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Group C	2-0 W	42' Bomber Harris 52' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
August 12, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Summer Cup - Knockouts	2-3 L	8' >Holy>Roman>Empire 90+2' Bomber Harris	Video
17 February, 2018	/fit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-0 W	Read the Fucking Sticky 36'	Video
23 February, 2018	/u/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	1-2 L	Charles II 59'	Video
25 February, 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	0-2 L		Video
May 5, 2018	/vp/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	1-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 32'	Video
May 11, 2018	/trv/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	2-3 L	26' Charles II 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
May 13, 2018	/lit/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	3-7 L	Monsieur Lindy 6' Charles II 12' Bomber Harris 35'	Video
May 20, 2018	/b/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup - Group G	2-4 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 42', 64'	Video
October 12, 2018	/a/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	1-0 W	Bismarck 85'	Video
October 13, 2018	/i/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	1-0 W	Charles II 72'	Video
October 14, 2018	/w/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group C	0-3 D		Video
October 26, 2018	/u/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	1-2 L	23' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
October 28, 2018	/cm/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	2-1 W	27' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1' Bismarck	Video
November 3, 2018	/gif/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Group D	0-0 D		Video
November 10, 2018	/3/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Knockouts	1-0 W	33' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
November 11, 2018	/mu/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Quarter Finals	3-0 W	11', 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire 53' Bismarck	Video
November 11, 2018	/vp/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Semi Finals	3-1 W	29', 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire 40' I Rabbu Rirrie-Chan	Video
November 11, 2018	/pol/	2018 Autumn Babby Cup - Finals	0-2 L		Video
February 16, 2019	/k/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	3-1 W	23', 56' Bomber Harris 36' Monsieur Lindy	Video
February 22, 2019	/tv/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	3-2 W	Bomber Harris 30', 36' Charles II 77'	Video
February 24, 2019	/b/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Group G	5-1 W	17', 34', 59' Charles II 48' Bomber Harris 65' Mongolian Horse Archer	Video
March 2, 2019	/vg/	2019 4chan Winter Cup - Knockouts	1-2 L	Bismarck 74'	Video
July 20, 2019	/aco/	2019 Summer Cup - Group E	2-5 L	Bomber Harris 11' Charles II 62'	Video
July 26, 2019	/mlp/	2019 Summer Cup - Group E	1-4 L	Charles II 60'	Video
July 28, 2019	/co/	2019 Summer Cup - Group E	1-2 L	Bomber Harris 90+1'	Video
October 26, 2019	/out/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	0-1 L		Video
November 1, 2019	/ck/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	3-2 W	25', 43' Charles II 70' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
November 3, 2019	/mu/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup - Group H	1-1 D	Charles II 60'	Video

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
January 30, 2016	/trash/	2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-3 L	Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43'
January 7, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Bismarck 30'
May 6, 2017	/block/	Invite challenge	4-5 L
January 19, 2018	/pol/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	88' Bismarck
January 20, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-5 L	Charles II 54', 63'
May 20, 2018	/trash/	Wooden Spoon Match	13-1 W	2', 17', 20', 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire 12', 27', 31', 34' Mongolian Horse Archer 15' Julius Caesar 63', 71' Napoleon 79', 90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare	Video
August 25, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	5-2 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 16', 50' Bomber Harris 19' Charles II 22' Finno-Korean Hyper war 54'

Team Statistics

Italics denote retired players

Goalscorers

Who /his/ here?

Player	Goals	Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire	40	23
Bismarck	15	11
Charles II	13	5
Bomber Harris	11	3
Vlad the Implier	2	4
Mongolian Horse Archer	1	3
Monsieur Lindy	2	1
More Wives, Your Grace?	0	1
Vlad the Implier	2	4
Lutheran Shitposter	0	1
Napoleon	4	7
Charlemagne	0	1
Shitposting Cossack	1	0
Anarco-Memeism	1	0
Empire for Sale	0	1
>Marxism	0	1
Eternal Anglo	0	1
Carl von Clausewitz	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Starts	Saves	Clean Sheets
Battle of the Isonzo	8	10	2
TAFT	7	20	0
Maginot Line	4	19	1
Great Wall of China	7	20	0
Julius Caesar	3	5	0
Christian Dark Ages	10	23	3

Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
/his/	July 28, 2017	Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10.	/s4s/ 2 - 3 /his/
/his/	May 21, 2018	Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19.	/b/ 4 - 2 /his/
/his/ (Tied)	May 21, 2018	Lowest GD in a group stage with -11.	/b/ 4 - 2 /his/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	February 24, 2019	Most assists by a single player in a game, at 5.	/b/ 1 - 5 /his/

Former records

Holder	Date set	Record	Match	Date beaten
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match by a single player with 5.	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/	August 6, 2016
/his/	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/	February 15, 2019

Rivalries


The Spooker Bowl Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.
0-0-2


The Edgelord Derby It could hardly be avoided - people were tired of /pol/ shitposting. It was impossible to have meaningful conversation on anything remotely related to the last three centuries of history without Bob McDuff of Alabama injecting his fetid political ideology into matters long done-and-dusted. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities as they are studied. Mercifully, /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to framed infographics long-debunked and portraits of Stalin, Donald Trump and other wingnuts. When these edgelords take the field against us, they must be reminded of the singular indisputable lesson of /his/tory: Those who fail to learn from it, are doomed to repeat it.
0-0-1


The Siege of Lesbos A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here, especially since every time the two boards met, one of them would end up in the final of the same cup. We also just can't fucking beat them.
0-0-3

Honors

Team

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Runner-up
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Most improved team
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Biggest spaghetti moment
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Match of the tournament
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup: At least you tried

Individual

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Best Player Comeback (>Holy >Roman >Empire)

Team photos

Summer 2017 squad
Spring 2018 squad
Autumn 2018 squad
Winter 2019 squad

Gallery

"Alright, consider me convinced. /his/ is actually a good team."

— DrBorisG, 2016 Spring Qualifiers

"Always a /his/ fan"

— PAVAL, 2018 Spring

El capitán dribbling up the pitch
(Former)L'capitan dribbling up the pitch
Born to feel
>Propoganda following the /his/ vs. /lit/ match - Spring 2016
Julius Caesar contemplating his life choices - Autumn 2016
Anarco-Memeism scores during the /n/ match - Spring 2017
Napoleon gets bumped by a lesbian sweet - Summer 2017
>Wiki page about the 2018 Spring campaign.
Stalin Purging /his/ out of the knockouts - Winter 2019

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