/ring/
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>Boris Stronk
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/ring/ - Boris Fit Adventure
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Founded
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December 3, 2019
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Manager
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horsbussy(tentative)
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Owner
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DrBorisG's Body
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IRL manager
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Undisclosed
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Team colors
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Chat color
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FFDF26
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Top scorer
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()
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Top assister
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()
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Captain
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Website
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/ring/ - Boris Fit Adventure
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Nickname
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'
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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2
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0
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1
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3
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66.67%
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Biggest win
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TBD
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–
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TBD
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Biggest defeat
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TBD
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–
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TBD
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First match
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TBD
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0–2
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TBD
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12/05/2020
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Team music
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Kits
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It's a joke, and it'll be a hell of a joke if it actually becomes a team. And it did become a team. Guess I'm the manager now...
Wooden spoon, here we come.
Players
WIP
No.
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Position
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Player
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6
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Ab Guard
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30
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WATER BRAND WATER
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11
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>Gains
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16
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Hubby
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17
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Honey
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5
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Leg Strap
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20
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Headphone Wire
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8
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A LITTLE WEIRD
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10
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TIPP IS LATE
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200
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Some 200LB Fatass
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500
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BARA DRAGON
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No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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Super Spinach Smoothies
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8
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Abdonis
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7
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Armando
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21
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Static Stretching
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32
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Fashion Disaster
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8
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PRAISE THE SUN
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3
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Knee-to-Chest
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9
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Guru Andma
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420
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I Hope You Wash That Towel
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156
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Allegra
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4
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No Pulse
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22
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Wet Splat
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Exports
Meme-ass Tactics and Formations
Backup Squad setup 4ccs
Shitty Music, and I only have 5 songs and a shitty chant, leave suggestions if you have further ideas
Not 100% done, but it's something. Mostly card heads and pkuns, the Smoothie model is fucked as well.
Instructions
Following the TTC5, gonna try something crazy. Dragaux Gold is benched until 65, then subbed on at 65, since you need to fight a lot of enemies before you can actually fight Dragaux. Second sub, at 65, sub most tired, not including medals. If 25% or less stamina carded player, sub off carded player first. DrBorisG stays on the pitch no matter how tired, unless literally ded and removed from the pitch ded.
Save last sub for future ded player to be subbed off.
Hubby and Honey stay on the pitch together, if one is on, other must be on, if one is off, both off. If any get a red card, instant sub and remove remaining either Hubby or Honey if subs are available, even if it fucks over the second or 3rd otherwise voluntary sub.
Start on Preset 1 Ring formation, go to Preset 2 Ab Guard formation and go -2 at 20. Bounce between Preset 1 Neutral and Preset 2 -2 every 10 minutes. When Dragaux comes on, switch back to Preset 1 neutral mentality. This is assuming scoreline stays even or /ring/ is ahead.
If we go 2 down before 65, switch to Preset 1 go Double Gegenpress using the concession time out and stay on Preset 1 +1. If we manage to close the gap somehow, go back to neutral mentality, leave Gegenpress on and stay on Preset 1 until below instruction.