User:AviationRigger
Hello there, i'm AviationRigger !!Jon8cx4b8Yu, watching the cup since Spring 17 and hooked ever since, also keen on the history of the cup, making projects in the spirit of rigging and also being a wiki autist, so have a look at what I have to offer or don't, up to you really.
Contact
Email: aviationrigger@gmail.com
Discord: AviationRigger#5139
Projects
Since I'm a historyfag for the cup, I have several cup-related projects that I spontaneously wanted to make and actually started doing it. Hell, I woke up this morning and decided "yes, let's make a user page".
The Redux Series
The Redux Series is a series that focuses on the rerunning of former 4chan Cup tournaments before Dragongate by using the same PES versions, same formats, same everything... Until the cup grows lore of itself, the Redux Series tournaments evolve around the happenings in the tournaments in a butterfly effect. This was cut short as a result of me losing my Hard Drive and back-ups, ending with the Winter Solstice.
Summer 11 remake patch
Very little is known about the first ever 4chan Cup, but I decided to make a patch to replicate the original cup and learn about its creation along the way, this lead me to discover things like the squad numbers and how the cup was actually made, although I do hope that people who were in the cup around that time would chime in on any improvements I could do, I think I did the best I could with the little information available. When the mod was finished, the 8 Years of Rigging tournament was hosted to celebrate the 8 year anniversary of the 4chan Cup.
Game: Pro Evolution Soccer 2011
Patch: V2 Download
These were matches I did while testing for the 8 Years of Rigging tournament, red conditions and 10 minute matches.
9 August 2019 | /sp/ | 3–2 | /a/ | |
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Shaft 48' George Costanza 88' John Madden 90+' |
57' Shaft 81' Cowboy Bebop |
Estádio José Alvalade Video: YouTube (Highlights) |
11 August 2019 | /ck/ | 4–1 | /a/ | |
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21:34 |
Nachos 3', 6', 61' Forcaccia 89' |
46' Gorespammer | KONAMI Stadium Video: YouTube |
16 August 2019 | /sp/ | 3–2 | /int/ | |
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9:57 |
George Costanza 5' Based God 72' Lecrab 82' |
12' Netherlands 46' Spain |
Estádio José Alvalade Video: Twitch |
Divegrass Chanager 2024
A project long overdue, an experiment in FM modding to see if it was possible to faithfully port the 4chan Cup in its entirely with its tournaments and teams to Football Manager, with many hiccups along the way, the project was finally completed in 2023 for Football Manager 2024.
- Game: Football Manager 2024
- Download: Last Updated: 22 December 2023
Originally being developed in FM18 shortly after Winter 19, later restarted in FM20 after having a catastrophic hard drive failure and finally coming out for FM24 after being in development for 4 years, Divegrass Chanager 2024 is a mod that attempts to replicate the 4chan Cup hierarchy as accurately as possible whilst also having some creative liberties due to the way Football Manager functions and it comes with the logos, 2D kits, stadium icons and 3D kits for all of those teams with two different versions of the mod; one with team-less boards and one without.
Replacing Gibraltar with Rigterra, the mod features 1794 players in 78 teams and 73 stadiums all handmade to faithfully recreate the 2023 4chan Cup season (with the exception of squads which are mostly from the 2021 4chan World Cup as constantly updating squads would be tantamount to restarting the project), all stats and results are up to date prior to the 2023 4chan Winter Cup for the start of the season.
List of teams and their divisions as of Winter/Spring 2023:
Elite
Babby
Fetus
The Elite League team selection screen with /v/ selected
The Babby League team selection screen with /mlp/ selected
Tournaments
Tournaments Hosted
Tournament Ideas
Winner Stays On
A tournament that starts with the 2 lowest ranked teams, winner from that match faces the rank above and so on until whoever won all those matches faces the top ranked team, yes it's unfair that the #1 ranked team can just shithouse their way past the team that had to go through all the shit but so is the nature of winner stays on. It's probably gonna be on PES 14 (1.04 luckily) since I find it A E S T H E T I C.
Example: The 2 lowest ranked teams heading into Summer 14: /3/ (55) vs /hm/ (56), winner would take on /out/ (54) and so on until they reached /trv/, the top team before Summer 14.
10 Years of Rigging
A spiritual successor to the 8 Years of Rigging that isn't The Redux Series, this would be a PES 11 Invitational with every single team that participated in the 4CC's history, a 64 team bracket to decide which team has been the best in 4chan Cup's history, would be hosted in August 2021 and this would probably be fucking massive to coordinate since I'd actually have to go around asking every single manager to make a PES 11 export of their team and make those myself for teams that are dead.
Rules:
Since the 8YOR was so great results-wise, i'd be keeping it and adding more.
- Konami's Cup mode since we have 64 teams for a straight bracket
- Regular difficulty
- 10 minutes of play
- Using the team's first ever squads for that tournament
- Their current kits will be made using the in-game editor, much like the first 2 cups
- May or may not be live-managing.
- 3 forward players are awarded 99 stats, rest get 66 stats and the other teams are adapted into this GGG system.
Day 1: Round of 32 first half (8 matches)
Day 2: Round of 32 second half (5 matches)
Day 3: Round of 16 (8 matches)
Day 4: Quarter-finals to Final + Final Boss (9 matches)
Example: 64 teams in a single-elimination knockout bracket, would be 4 days of 8 matches, Summer 11 rules (so basically 3 golds, rest 66s and what is height abuse) with every single team that participated in the 4CC, would have to overwrite both PES League and D2 Leagues entirely alongside some unlicensed teams in Europe. Played in the Champions League mode on Watch Match mode, no managing unless managers are clambering to take part.
Test Cups
This is basically my sandbox, expect autism.
The /myteam/ Bowl
The /myteam/ Bowl | |
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Host board | /fsx/ |
Dates | 26 September 2019 |
Teams | 8 |
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Champion | /pol/ |
Runner-up | /wsg/ |
Third | /3/ |
Fourth | /sp/ |
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The /myteam/ Bowl | |
User:AviationRigger#Winner Stays On Demo |
I shamelessly put 8 teams I like in PES 14 and see them face eachother, this is also a testing grounds for a potential Summer 14 Redux Cup and the Winner Stays On tournament I talked about earlier.
Teams
In the order of my preference, it is muh test cup after all.
- /sp/ (My actual main team and the only one I'd manage if the occasion arose)
- /pol/ (My first team in the 4CC, still root for them if /sp/ gets fuuuuuuuuuuucked)
- /3/ (The fact that they didn't win Winter 19 hurts me still, lifelong since Autumn 18)
- /wg/ (Who doesn't like wallpapers?)
- /wsg/ (I'm a sucker for early cup history and 2014-era /wsg/ was quite fun)
- /gd/ (Despite IT'S TWOOOO, I quite like the kat and their great aesthetics, lovable underdog)
- /g/ (Lads, I use Windows and my processor is Intel- please stop laughing at me)
- /s4s/ (Keksa- fun team that likes to pick a fight with teams i like, 7-3 never happened)
Rules
This is actually important since if I make a PES 14 cup these are approximately the rules i'll use (apart from no eggsdra diem).
- 1.04 patch
- All red conditions and top motivation
- Benuldies only, no ET
- 10 minute games
- Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
- Regular difficulty
- Europa League Mode, fuck the Corruption League
- Using Summer 14 save
Bracket
Teams were randomly drawn against eachother in a single-elimination tournament.
Quarter-Finals
This shit uses Britbong time, just saying.
>implying that matters for a test cup
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26 September 2019 | /s4s/ | 0–0 | /wsg/ | |
18:00 Note: /s4s/ didn't have their kits archived so they used the team that they overwrote's kits Man of the Match: Duane (6.5) |
Old Trafford Attendance: Doctor Snirob G, Keming and a live deer someone managed to get past security | |||
Penalties | ||||
[s4s]-tan Patrick Bateman :^) Wew Le Pig Shig |
4–5 | Big Shake Duane Dodger Leigh Roka Shibasaki 56 Chicken Nuggets |
Football Robots Bowl | ||||
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26 September 2019 | /g/ | 1–4 | /sp/ | |
18:25 Note: /g/ didn't have their kits archived so they used the team that they overwrote's kits Man of the Match: USA USA USA (7.5) |
XP-tan ;_; 7' | 37' Messi 43', 82' Le Cut Inside Man 56' USA USA USA 75' Le Cut Inside Man |
Estadio de Escorpião Attendance: Whoever keeps Fantasy Football servers online |
Utah Teapot Wallpapers | ||||
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26 September 2019 | /wg/ | 1–1 | /3/ | |
18:51 Man of the Match: Colins Bear (7.5) |
Desktop Thread 10' | 77' Colins Bear | San Siro Attendance: Finished WIP | |
Penalties | ||||
Spacecat Cunt Destroyer Decartes Boss Nigger Desktop Thread |
4–5 | Colins Bear 3DS Max Maya Industry Standards Liquid |
Racist Kerning Hell March | ||||
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26 September 2019 | /gd/ | 0–2 | /pol/ | |
19:18 Man of the Match: Stormfront (8.0) |
32', 67' Stormfront | Wembley Stadium Attendance: Kerning with a really short moustache |
Semi Finals
Worksafe Sports | ||||
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26 September 2019 | /wsg/ | 2–0 | /sp/ | |
19:45 Note: /sp/ used the Juventus kit used in the "IT'S TWOOOOO" game to redeem it Man of the Match: Roka Shibasaki (7.0) |
Dodger Leigh 29' Roka Shibasaki 74' |
Juventus Stadium Attendance: Your angry boss, mad at the lack of productivity while you do races with swivel chairs |
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26 September 2019 | /3/ | 1–1 | /pol/ | |
20:04 Man of the Match: Doompaul (6.5) |
Maya 45+1' | 18' Doompaul | Royal London Stadium Attendance: A 3D-Printed Hitler bust | |
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Colins Bear 3DS Max Maya Industry Standards Liquid >blender Learn to Draw Jiggle Physics |
7–8 | Doompaul Stormfront Jews Hitler Breivik Obongo Zimmerman Red Pill |
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Third Place Match
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26 September 2019 | /sp/ | 0–1 | /3/ | |
20:43 Note: Decided to experiment with this match, this match was played on Superstar AI Man of the Match: Nazi Janitor (7.0) |
56' Maya 89' >blender |
FussBall Arena Attendance: The entire /gd/ and /a/ squads |
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Final
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26 September 2019 | /wsg/ | 1–1 | /pol/ | |
21:05 Note: Following impressive stats in the previous game, this game was also played with Superstar AI Man of the Match: Breivik (6.5) |
Dodger Leigh 88' | 9' Stormfront | Juventus Stadium Attendance: Hitler Youth and some laid-off employees | |
Penalties | ||||
Big Shake Duane Dodger Leigh Roka Shibasaki 56 Chicken Nuggets Cup Stacking Otter Boston Dynamics Stephen Colbert |
7–8 | Doompaul Stormfront Jews Hitler Breivik Obongo Zimmerman Red Pill |
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Boss Battle
The Decision but it's for Sporting's managerial position | ||||
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26 September 2019 | Sporting CP | 0–5 | /pol/ | |
22:22 Note: i cba to make sporting cup-legal, we suck anyways Man of the Match: Hitler (7.5) |
6', 24' Stormfront 10', 43', 76' Hitler |
Giuseppe Meazza Attendance: Paulo Bento |
REAL Boss Battle
The "Hat is great" Bowl | ||||
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26 September 2019 | /fa/ | 2–4 | /pol/ | |
22:40 Note: No clue how this result happened. Man of the Match: Stormfront (7.5) |
Cole Mhor 79' Dick Owens 88' |
3' Doompaul 24' Breivik 43', 48' Stormfront |
Estádio da Luz Attendance: Hat and his son, Cap |
Notable Events
- La Lata is the theme of this test cup, for no reason whatsoever.
- Torres Gemelas is the theme of the semis, final and third place trophy because it's where shit got tense.
- In [s4s] vs /wg/, Duane got a goal disallowed for offside and Shrek hit the trollbar and eventually Patrick Bateman got a 90++ denied by Deal With It, the score remained at 0-0 and benuldies decided it.
- USA USA USA got the first trollpost of the tournament, hitting the post against /g/.
- XP-tan ;_; got the first goal of the tournament in the second game against /sp/.
- USA USA USA scored a wonderful individual goal, running past 4 /g/ defenders until slotting it in from the edge of the box.
- Inexplicably, Stallman took the free kick against /sp/ and got away with it
- Also inexplicably, PES erroneously showed the scoreboard as /g/ beating /sp/.
- /3/ vs /wg/ had a total of 18 shots, with 9 of them being on target but yet only one goal each.
- Bliss made 5 saves to deny /3/ but yet the match went to penalties in which he couldn't save one and /wg/ crashed out.
- minimalism was robbed of a goal, Kerning's pass to him was offside but Obongo got the last touch that sent it into the net, this would've counted as an Obongo own goal but PES chalked it off for offside.
- Stormfront got the longest goal of the tournament with a blooter that hit the bar and went in.
- Deal With It was able to nutmeg Messi with a throw under his legs.
- Dodger Leigh scored a goal as there was absolutely no /sp/ defenders in her way.
- Dodger Leigh got a goal disallowed for offside despite being a foot behind her defender.
- IT'S TWOOOOOO repeated itself with a powerful shot from Roka Shibasaki.
- /sp/ didn't get a single shot whatsoever against /wsg/.
- Maya got trollposted twice in quick succession against /pol/.
- Colins Bear attempted a backheel past JIDF, Maya was there to literally walk the ball into the net. (Goal of the Tournament)
- Jiggle Physics' ka-pow killed /3/, no trophy for them once more.
- Maya got a backwards header past De Burrs to get third place against /sp/.
- /sp/ vs /3/ had a grand total of 10 goalkeeper saves with Nazi Janitor getting 6 and De Burrs getting 4.
- Red Pill and JIDF won two penalty shootouts for /pol/, the first against /3/ and the second against /wsg/.
- During goal kicks, the goalkeepers had a tendency to boot the ball to an opposing player, no goals were scored thanks to this however.
Conclusion
PES 14's results vary wildly, I can't even decide whether to stick to Regular or use Superstar, results are pretty tight either way but I want more goals as anyone does, I'll have to do more matches.
Final ranking
- Player of the Tournament: Stormfront
- Golden Boot: Stormfront - 3 Goals
- Golden Glove: Deal With It - 2 Clean Sheets
Winner Stays On Demo
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Host board | /fsx/ |
Dates | 27 September 2019 |
Teams | 6 |
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Champion | /trv/ |
Runner-up | /v/ |
Third | /a/ |
Fourth | /mlp/ |
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User:AviationRigger#The /myteam/ Bowl | |
Winner Stays On Demo | |
User:AviationRigger#Summer 14 Test Cup |
This is a proof of concept that displays the Winner Stays On formula of having one team rise through the rankings until it reaches the #1 ranked team. There will only be 8 teams in this one since it's a demo, the real tournament should have every single 4CC team in the rankings.
In the tournament, the two lowest ranked teams would face eachother to kick off the tournament, in this case it would be /an/ (7) and /mu/ (8)
Teams
In order of rankings before Summer 2014.
Rules
More or less the same as the last match.
- 1.04 patch
- All yellow conditions and top motivation
- Eggsdra Diem and Benuldies activated
- 10 minute games
- Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
- Superstar difficulty
- 4 Substitutions allowed
- Corruption League mode since this is meant to be a tournament where the champions advance
- Using Autumn 14 save
Match 1
27 September 2019 | /an/ | 1–2 (a.e.t.) | /mu/ | |
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10:00 Note: The first half was really fucking terrible Man of the Match: Yeezus (6.5) |
Spacebat 60' | 77' Talentless Hack 95' MC Ride |
Estádio da Luz Attendance: Who keeps smuggling deers in? |
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Match 2
27 September 2019 | /mu/ | 0–0 (a.e.t.) | /h/ | |
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10:25 Note: The 90 minutes of this game was the best 0-0 I've ever seen. Why are all my benuldies the same? Man of the Match: Asuka (6.5) |
Bjork 80' | 91' Pomf-chan | San Siro Attendance: Dutch Government Officials | |
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Trout Mask Replica MC Ride The Deak 8.4 Best ReReissued Yung Lean |
4–5 | Asuka Titty Monster Incest Tachibana Delicious Brown |
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Match 3
27 September 2019 | /v/ | 2–1 | /h/ | |
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10:57 Note: The first half was great, the second not really. /h/'s Asuka was injured at 75' and did not return. Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.0) |
Reggie Fils-Aime 8' Gabe Newell 25' Hideo Kojima 75' |
12' Asuka | FussBall Arena Attendance: Rule 34 Moderators |
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Match 3
27 September 2019 | /v/ | 5–1 | /wg/ | |
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11:25 Note: Lads, I think /v/ might be the favourites here. Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.5) |
Sen. Armstrong 36' Gabe Newell 65' Sanic 77' Reggie Fils-Aime 81' Console Peasant 86' |
53' Cunt Destroyer | Estádio da Luz Attendance: Some fag that keeps making videogame wallpapers. |
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Match 4
27 September 2019 | /v/ | 3–1 | /mlp/ | |
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11:50 Note: Holy shit /v/ tone it down. Man of the Match: Reggie Fils-Aime (7.5) |
Reggie Fils-Aime 23', 83' Gabe Newell 51' |
10' >rape | Old Trafford Attendance: DrBorisG, the salesman of Them's Fightin' Herds |
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Match 5
27 September 2019 | /v/ | 3–2 | /a/ | |
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12:16 Note: CAN'T STOP THE GABEN Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.5) |
Sanic 39' Gabe Newell 61', 90+6' |
69' Bert is a Titan 88' GARcher |
Juventus Stadium Attendance: /v/ and /a/ ultras fighting eachother in the stands |
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Match 6
Grand Final | ||||
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27 September 2019 | /v/ | 1–5 | /trv/ | |
12:42 Note: Decided to experiment with random conditions, damn it /v/. Man of the Match: Superpornowat (7.5) |
Gabe Newell 27' | 13', 74', 83' Superpornowat 21' Sex Tourist 26' Couchsurfer Rapist |
Estadio de Escorpião Attendance: Every new player in /trv/'s squad |
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Boss Match Winner of the WSO Demo and The /myteam/ Bowl.
27 September 2019 | /pol/ | 0–1 | /trv/ | |
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13:37 Note: Went back to yellow conditions, benuldies only. Man of the Match: Sex Tourist (6.5) |
11' Sex Tourist 26' It's A Slow Board |
FussBall Arena Attendance: Señor Hilter |
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Notable Events
- MC Ride's blooter was enough to give /mu/ the win over /an/ despite Take It To The Vet getting a hand on it.
- /mu/ vs /h/ was a match of goalkeepers as there was a total of 9 saves to keep the match at 1-1.
- Asuka had a wonderful goal ruled off for offside, chipped the goalkeeper, the goalkeeper saved it until Asuka rounded him and scored, sadly it was offside.
- Gabe Newell bullied 3 /h/ defenders off the ball to score his goal, Sanic's volley was saved and he just ploughed through them to tap it in.
- Hideo Kojima killed /h/'s Asuka, leaving them with no captain and down a medal.
- /h/ and /v/ had all their shots on target and 50/50 possession.
- Sen. Armstrong scored a squat toilet past /wg/.
- And following that, Gabe Newell was able to chip the goalkeeper to regain /v/'s lead.
- And following that, /wg/ fucking collapsed without a trace.
- Derpy Hooves made 7 saves against /v/ but couldn't prevent 3 from going in.
- Sanic got a through ball from /v/'s half of the pitch before scoring against /a/.
- Gaben scored a goal at an estimated 5th minute of 3 minutes added time.
- /v/'s goalkeeper Hideki Kamiya passed the ball straight to Sex Tourist for /trv/'s second goal.
- Reggie Fils-Aime hit the bar with a free kick, the closest anyone got to scoring a free kick.
- /trv/ pulled off the upset of the tournament, defeating the favourites /v/ by 4 goals.
Results
- Player of the Tournament: Gabe Newel - 3 Man of the Match Awards
- Golden Boot: Gabe Newell - 4 Goals
- Golden Glove: Hideki Kamiya - 14 Saves
Team | First Match | Kills | Killed By | Ded On Match | GF | GA | GD |
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/an/ | Match 1 | 0 | /mu/ | Match 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 |
/mu/ | Match 1 | 1 | /h/ | Match 2 | 2 | 1 | +1 |
/h/ | Match 2 | 1 | /v/ | Match 3 | 1 | 2 | -1 |
/wg/ | Match 3 | 0 | /v/ | Match 3 | 1 | 5 | -4 |
/mlp/ | Match 4 | 0 | /v/ | Match 4 | 1 | 3 | -2 |
/a/ | Match 5 | 0 | /v/ | Match 5 | 2 | 3 | -1 |
/v/ | Match 3 | 4 | /trv/ | Match 6 | 14 | 10 | +4 |
/trv/ | Match 6 | 1 | 5 | 1 | +4 |
Summer 14 Test Cup
Summer 14 Test Cup | |
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Tournament details | |
Host board | /trv/ |
Dates | 28-30 September 2019 (3 days) |
Teams | 32 |
Final positions | |
Champion | /s4s/ |
Runner-up | /wsg/ |
Third | /mlp/ |
Fourth | /h/ |
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User:AviationRigger#Winner Stays On Demo | |
Summer 14 Test Cup | |
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This is probably going to be the last of my PES 14 test cups, this one is done to test the potential Summer 14 redux to see what teams are good with autopilot and which ones aren't, believe it or not, managers are the reason why we have matches that aren't just continuous 1-1 draws, even if 1.12 was utter shit, if a team is consistently boring I'll probably pimp up their tactics.
This is a one elimination 32 team bracket, the teams are exactly the same as of Summer 14 and their inaugural matches.
Rules
I'm still ironing these out.
- 1.04 patch
- Random conditions and top motivation
- Eggsdra Diem and Benuldies activated
- 10 minute games
- Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
- Superstar difficulty
- 4 Substitutions allowed
- Summer 14 save
Knockout Stage
Round of 32
Kerning's Holiday | ||||
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28 September 2019 | /trv/ | 0–1 | /gd/ | |
10:55 Man of the Match: Helvetica (6.5) |
38' Helvetica | Wembley Stadium Attendance: British Tourists, the worst kind of tourists |
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Football Gifs | ||||
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28 September 2019 | /sp/ | 1–2 (a.e.t.) | /wsg/ | |
11:09 Man of the Match: Big Shake (7.5) |
USA USA USA 69' | 59', 111' Big Shake | Stade de France Attendance: Bryan_Ruiz.gif |
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Your Wallpaper is Shit | ||||
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28 September 2019 | /wg/ | 1–4 | /ic/ | |
11:36 Note: Lads, I think I made PES 14 fun. Man of the Match: Bob Ross (7.5) |
Spacecat 6' | 11' Main Dude 58' Wet on Wet 72', 79' Bob Ross |
Estádio da Luz Attendance: /i/rene |
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The Ol' War Song | ||||
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28 September 2019 | /mu/ | 3–3 (a.e.t.) | /k/ | |
18:25 Note: I had to reinstall PES 14 before this match. Another corner begins! Struck at 18', 72 minutes were played and a good attack give or take for added time. Man of the Match: Deagle Brand Deagle (6.5) |
MC Ride 2' Talentless Hack 11', 102' |
15', 93' Zergface 34' Deagle Brand Deagle |
Old Trafford Attendance: Rhodesians that do die | |
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Talentless Hack MC Ride The Deak 8.4 Best Rereissued Jeff Mangum |
4–3 | Zergface Deagle Brand Deagle Navy Seal Pasta Moist Nugget Vining |
Added the previous 2-1 scoreline as shots and on target and the corner that lead to the game being restarted.
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28 September 2019 | /f/ | 1–2 (a.e.t.) | /e/ | |
20:16 Man of the Match: Yoko Littner (7.0) |
Daily Dose 36' | 11', 115' Yoko Littner | Wembley Stadium Attendance: The Doctor |
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The Longcat Bowl | ||||
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28 September 2019 | /an/ | 2–0 | /b/ | |
20:34 Man of the Match: Spacebat (7.0) |
Honeybadger 2' Spacebat 30' |
Estadio de Escorpião Attendance: Shiroi the Longcat |
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/hgg2d/ | ||||
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28 September 2019 | /h/ | 1–0 | /vg/ | |
20:58 Man of the Match: Titty Monster (7.0) |
Asuka 69' | Wembley Stadium Attendance: Fucking Weebs, i swear to god |
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The Burger Shot Bowl | ||||
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28 September 2019 | /v/ | 3–2 | /ck/ | |
21:37 Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.0) |
Console Peasant 5' Gabe Newell 24' Reggie Fils-Aime 62' Hideo Kojima 35' |
14' Pink Himalayan Salt 22' Nachos |
Burg Stadium Attendance: Niko and his cousin, Roman |
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Build-A-Pony | ||||
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28 September 2019 | /mlp/ | 4–3 (a.e.t.) | /diy/ | |
22:16 Note: Match of the tournament, surely. Man of the Match: >rape (7.5) |
>rape 14' Cheeselegs 77' Best Pony 81' Fuck Your Marker 114' |
31' MacGyver 35' Shipping Containers 51' Google it First |
Burg Stadium Attendance: The guys who made the Lyra Plushie |
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Spooky Faggots Bowl | ||||
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28 September 2019 | /x/ | 2–1 | /lgbt/ | |
22:50 Note: /lgbt/'s Am I Gay? was injured at 47' and returned at 51'. Man of the Match: /x/-tan (7.0) |
Pyramid Head 35' Cthulu 72' SCP Series 47' |
16' Am I Gay? | San Siro Attendance: The gays that don't even exist |
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The Sisterlyb Owl | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /a/ | 1–1 (a.e.t.) | /u/ | |
10:10 Man of the Match: Sumisumi (7.0) |
Cowboy Bebop 49' | 38' Teru Time 84' Spontaneous Combustion |
FussBall Arena Attendance: I really gotta start banning weeb teams | |
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Meguca Bert is a Titan Chaika Tomoko Oyasumi Punpun |
3–4 | Purest Form of Love Homucifer Ruined Birthday Party Macarons |
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High Resolution Drama | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /cgl/ | 1–0 | /hr/ | |
10:47 Note: This is the worst 1-0 win you'll ever see, /hr/ got refballed to shit. Man of the Match: Maguma's Shirt (7.5) |
J Nig 33' | 39' Astronomy | Giuseppe Meazza Attendance: That one guy who managed /hr/ |
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THE GAY COMMUNITY? | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /asp/ | 2–1 (a.e.t.) | /pol/ | |
11:16 Man of the Match: cenawinslol (7.0) |
cenawinslol 7' American Dragon 99' |
47' Doompaul | Juventus Stadium Attendance: The Summer of 45 |
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The Keksandra's a Camwhore Derby | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /soc/ | 0–1 | /s4s/ | |
11:42 Man of the Match: [s4s]-tan (6.5) |
73' [s4s]-tan | Wembley Stadium Attendance: /n/ because Keksandra's the town bicycle |
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Thin Your Figurines | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /toy/ | 1–2 (a.e.t.) | /tg/ | |
12:02 Man of the Match: Creed (7.0) |
Woody 9' O.T. Chainsaw 34' |
20' Doomrider 109' Creed |
Estádio da Luz Attendance: That Fucking Guy |
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Paper Plane Headshot Gif | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /gif/ | 1–2 | /po/ | |
12:30 Man of the Match: Paper Plane (7.0) |
Epic Cumshot Guy 16' Epic Cumshot Guy 10' |
12' Paper Plane 72' Graphig 45+1' Moneygami |
Old Trafford Attendance: Hansell Riojas |
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Round of 16
/wsg/'s Logo Redesign | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /gd/ | 4–4 (a.e.t.) | /wsg/ | |
12:52 Note: /wsg/ fucking turned it around Also what's with all the ones? Man of the Match: Helvetica (8.5) |
Helvetica 21', 31' Fuck You, Pay Me 41' Kerning 101' |
61', 90+1' Duane 81' Dodger Leigh 111' Big Shake |
Stade de France Attendance: Kerning, as fucking always | |
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Kerning Fuck You, Pay Me Portfolio Inspiration Helvetica Le Pig Shig |
4–5 | Big Shake Duane Dodger Leigh Roka Shibasaki 56 Chicken Nuggets |
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Your Music Taste is Shit | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /ic/ | 4–1 | /mu/ | |
13:42 Man of the Match: Wet on Wet (7.0) |
Bob Ross 16' Wet on Wet 61', 71' Loomis 88' |
20' MC Ride | Juventus Stadium Attendance: Ownthony Goaltano |
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Orgy Dog Bowl | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /e/ | 0–1 (a.e.t.) | /an/ | |
14:27 Note: Extra Time was so much better than regular time. Man of the Match: Leopard Gecko (7.0) |
105+1' Spacebat 114' Walrus Overlord |
San Siro Attendance: The /wg/ squad on holiday |
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/h/entai /v/idya | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /h/ | 3–1 | /v/ | |
15:05 Note: /v/'s Hideo Kojima is suspended for this match The match in which /v/ were dethroned. F ;_;7 Man of the Match: Titty Monster (7.5) |
Titty Monster 21' Delicious Flat Chest 52' Asuka 52' |
64' Gabe Newell | Konami Stadium Attendance: 60,000 Faceless Fat Guys |
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Nightmare Night Derby | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /mlp/ | 2–1 | /x/ | |
15:37 Man of the Match: >rape (7.0) |
>rape 4', 66' | 61' SCP Series | Old Trafford Attendance: It may look like there's nobody, but ghosts are attending |
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Lesbian Drama | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /u/ | 3–2 | /cgl/ | |
15:59 Note: /u/'s Spontaneous Combustion is suspended for this match Man of the Match: Homucifer (7.5) |
Purest Form of Love 38' Homucifer 52', 69' |
17', 33' Yaya's Tatas | Juventus Stadium Attendance: WorldStar Users |
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Alternative Sayings | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /asp/ | 0–1 | /s4s/ | |
16:23 Man of the Match: [s4s]-tan (6.5) |
21' [s4s]-tan | San Siro Attendance: Urban Dictionary Users |
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Emprah Origami | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /tg/ | 2–1 | /po/ | |
16:47 Man of the Match: Creed (7.0) |
Doomrider 8' Jace 62' /tg/ Chess 76' |
64' Template | Estadio del Nuevo Triunfo Attendance: The Emprah himself |
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Quarter-Finals
Worksafe Criticism | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /wsg/ | 2–1 (a.e.t.) | /ic/ | |
17:20 Note: This underdogs' match did not disappoint in the slightest. Man of the Match: Cup Stacking Otter (6.5) |
Duane 35' Big Shake 112' |
49' Loomis | Estádio da Luz Attendance: Your Boss, once again |
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Orgy Dog Bowl 2 | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /an/ | 1–6 | /h/ | |
17:51 Note: /an/ tried so hard to claw back level, they concede once and they're dead. Man of the Match: Asuka (7.5) |
Honeybadger 44' | 16' Reika Kitami 67' Asuka 73' Kneesocks 81', 83' Delicious Brown 88' Titty Monster |
Stade de France Attendance: The guy who drew the Deer+Keksandra comic |
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The HI ANON! Memorial Bowl | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /mlp/ | 5–1 | /u/ | |
18:18 Note: /u/'s defence shat itself so hard, god damn. Man of the Match: >rape (8.5) |
Best Pony 3' >rape 41', 73', 82', 90+3' |
48' Teru Time | Konami Stadium Attendance: HI ANON! |
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Praying for Numbers Bowl | ||||
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29 September 2019 | /s4s/ | 4–0 | /tg/ | |
18:43 Man of the Match: Patrick Bateman (7.0) |
Patrick Bateman 11', 43' [s4s]-tan 85', 89' |
FussBall Arena Attendance: A totally fair dice. |
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Semi-Finals
Worksafe Hentai...? How? | ||||
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30 September 2019 | /wsg/ | 2–0 | /h/ | |
15:41 Man of the Match: Duane (7.5) |
Big Shake 66' Duane 74' |
Konami Stadium Attendance: The Janitors |
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Friendshipb Owl | ||||
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30 September 2019 | /mlp/ | 1–3 | /s4s/ | |
16:52 Man of the Match: Patrick Bateman (7.5) |
Fuck Your Marker 82' | 6' [s4s]-tan 33', 89' Patrick Bateman |
Old Trafford Attendance: /merit/ |
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Third Place Match
Horsefuckers Bowl | ||||
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30 September 2019 | /h/ | 0–3 | /mlp/ | |
17:25 Note: /mlp/ retains the THIRD PLACE TROPHY! Man of the Match: Derpy Hooves (7.5) |
27', 71' Best Pony 50' >rape |
Estadio de Escorpião Attendance: /merit/, again |
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Final
Unstoppable Force vs Unmovable Object | ||||
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30 September 2019 | /wsg/ | 1–2 | /s4s/ | |
17:45 Note: This match is like Greece 2004 vs Denmark 1992, fun underdogs vs boring underdogs. Man of the Match: [s4s]-tan (6.5) |
Dodger Leigh 29' | 13' Cory Baxter 43' Shrek |
Estádio da Luz Attendance: A reminder that you can do it |
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Notable Events
- /trv/ vs /gd/ was awful.
- Big Shake had an absolutely wonderful goal to sink /sp/, a long-range shot in off the bar.
- Cunt Destroyer had a disallowed goal against /ic/, just barely offside.
- All of the /ic/ goals were thanks to Bliss fumbling a save.
- MC Ride scored the second fastest goal of the tournament in 1 minutes and 45 seconds against /k/.
- The "Another corner begins!" glitch happened in the 18th minute of /k/ vs /mu/ and since it was watch matches mode, the match had to be restarted and played on aggregate.
- Yung Lean and Jeff Mangum had 3 chances to score all in a row in extra time, /k/'s defender forced a corner with the goalkeeper out of the picture.
- Jeff Mangum and Vining both missed their penalties in a row, giving /mu/ a 4-3 win.
- Daily Dose scored a rotating volley against /e/ to tie the match.
- Dr. Dick had a chance on a plate to equalise in the 120th minute against /e/, it hit the post and went out.
- Despite being overrun by /f/, /e/ were able to win in extra time.
- Honeybadger scored the fastest goal of the tournament in 1 minutes and 33 seconds against /b/.
- Titty Monster had a goal wrongly chalked off for offside against /vg/, the referee judged it as an offside call when she was just on par with her defender.
- Asuka scored against /vg/ thanks to a defensive mistake, she was able to steal the ball and easily slot it in, that decided the game.
- Much like in the previous tournament, /v/ scored a squat toilet via Console Peasant.
- Gabe Newell scored thanks to Iron Cast Skillet fumbling the ball into the goal.
- Hideo Kojima almost scored an own goal against /ck/, it was denied by the post.
- Hideo Kojima was later red carded from a tackle from behind against Nachos.
- At the very end of /ck/ vs /v/, Pink Himalayan Salt's chip was saved to earn /v/ the win.
- Goalkeeper fumbling seems to be a trend in this cup as >rape got the opening goal against /diy/ that way.
- And then, Derpy Hooves fumbled the ball onto the post, allowing MacGyver to tap it in.
- During the attack, MacGyver completely forgot where the ball was, 1.12 pls leave.
- /diy/ dropped their spaghetti in defence and allowed Fuck Your Marker to score.
- /diy/ fookin slipped.
- Am I Gay? scored the second squat toilet of the tournament past /x/
- Pyramid Head scored a superb volley past the /lgbt/ goalkeeper to tie up the game.
- Teru Time's goal was arguably offside, can't tell.
- /u/ had a 120++ header denied by the crossbar.
- /cgl/ vs /hr/ was riddled with refereeing mistakes, I almost replayed it just because of the times that /hr/ got refballed out of existence, offside calls that weren't offside, hell even at one point they passed it to a player that was well onside by about 2 car lengths and it got ruled offside and when /hr/ got a dangerous 90+++ throw-in, the referee blew for full time.
- cenawinslol scored for /asp/ thanks to /pol/ goalkeeper JIDF spilling the ball into the net.
- Doompaul's goal came thanks to an /asp/ player giving away a throw-in for a /pol/ corner and then Doompaul tapped it in.
- In /asp/ vs /pol/, refereeing decisions were also questionable with dubious offside calls.
- Creed stunned /toy/ with a wonderful goal, a cross from the halfway line then headed on by Creed into the net.
- Paper Plane scored a stunning volley after a deflection against /gif/.
- /wsg/ had clawed back a 3 goal deficit against /gd/
- In /wsg/ vs /gd/, every goal minute ended on a 1.
- Bob Ross was able to score past /mu/ thanks to a Merzbow save.
- MC Ride's shot hit both posts before going in against /ic/.
- Titty Monster's goal came from a defensive blunder, leaving her a simple tap-in.
- Asuka scored after Reika Kitami's backheel was saved by the goalkeeper.
- While trying to pass it back to Derpy Hooves, Twilight Sparkle hit the cross so hard that it went past Derpy and into the crossbar, we almost saw the world's greatest own goal here.
- >rape's longshot was enough to separate /x/ and /mlp/.
- /asp/ didn't have a single shot against [s4s] for the entire match.
- /tg/ vs /po/ was near impossible to see thanks to the pitch being all white, justlike a sheet of paper, yet /po/ couldn't harness the power of paper to win.
- /ic/ goalkeeper Tehmeh made two incredible saves to deny Duane an individual goal, one being a one on one and the other being a rebound from a sharp angle.
- Big Shake's shot hit both posts and went out, however Duane was there to tap it in for the opening goal.
- Honeybadger's out of the box long-ranger was enough to tie it up between /an/ and /h/.
- Asuka scored against /an/ once more thanks to Titty Monster's shot getting saved.
- /an/ got the single largest assblasting in the tournament after being level at half time, /h/ scored 5 goals in 21 minutes.
- >rape scored the tournament's first hattrick after /u/'s defence shat itself.
- Emprah forgot where the ball was during a cross from [s4s], allowing Patrick Bateman to tap it in while he just stood there.
- [s4s]-tan dummies the goalkeeper, making him fall to the ground and slotting it into an empty net to make it 3-0.
- Big Shake's usual move is long-range shots having scored 3 goals that way.
- [s4s] didn't concede a single goal until the semi-finals, giving one up to /mlp/.
- And even ended up only conceding 2 goals in 5 games.
- Asuka nearly got the competition's first free kick goal against /mlp/ until Derpy Hooves did a one-handed save.
- >rape scored the competition's 100th goal with his only goal against /h/.
- Roka Shibasaki hit the post with a free kick against [s4s] during the final.
- Deal With It was thrown completely out of position thanks to [s4s]-tan, her cross meeting Shrek was enough to give [s4s] the goal.
- Deal With It once again was brought into question when he passed the ball straight to [s4s]-tan who then blasted it over the bar.
Conclusion
I finally fucking did it, I made PES 14 worth watching and all I needed to do was change conditions to random and not touch anything, gg lads.
In terms of teams, /wsg/ are gonna be fun to watch, [s4s] has the best defence and /mlp/ are /mlp/. Shoutouts to /ic/ and /h/.
Team Awards
Award | Team |
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Team of the tournament | /wsg/ |
Most improved team | /tg/ (23rd to 6th) |
Least improved team | /hr/ (2nd to 27th) |
Disappointment of the tournament | /v/ |
Rigger's choice | /wsg/ |
Underdog of the tournament | /ic/ |
Surprise of the tournament | /s4s/ |
Villain of the tournament | /cgl/ /mlp/ |
Defence of the tournament | /s4s/ (2 goals conceded in 5 games) |
Attack of the tournament | /mlp/ (15 goals scored in 5 games) |
At least you tried | /wg/ |
Goal of the tournament | /s4s/ ([s4s]-tan's dummy vs /tg/) |
Biggest spaghetti moment | /tg/ (Emprah forgetting where the ball was and letting Bateman score) |
Biggest RIGGED moment | /cgl/ (Paying off referees for dubious calls against /hr/) |
Match of the tournament | /gd/ (3) 4–4 (4) /wsg/ |
Biggest upset | /wsg/ 1–2 /s4s/ /ic/ 4–1 /mu/ |
Final Rankings
Comparison
Comparing the S14TC results with the original 2014 4chan Summer Cup. (Sorted by position change)
Team | 14S | S14TC | +/- |
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/tg/ | 23 | 6 | 17 |
/mlp/ | 19 | 3 | 16 |
/cgl/ | 30 | 14 | 16 |
/mu/ | 1 | 16 | 15 |
/e/ | 22 | 10 | 12 |
/a/ | 27 | 18 | 11 |
/lgbt/ | 32 | 21 | 11 |
/gif/ | 31 | 21 | 10 |
/wsg/ | 11 | 2 | 9 |
/s4s/ | 9 | 1 | 8 |
/v/ | 20 | 15 | 5 |
/pol/ | 26 | 21 | 5 |
/gd/ | 13 | 9 | 4 |
/ck/ | 24 | 20 | 4 |
/po/ | 15 | 12 | 3 |
/asp/ | 13 | 11 | 2 |
/h/ | 5 | 4 | 1 |
/trv/ | 28 | 27 | 1 |
/ic/ | 5 | 5 | |
/an/ | 8 | 8 | |
/k/ | 17 | 17 | |
/sp/ | 21 | 21 | |
/u/ | 5 | 7 | 2 |
/b/ | 29 | 31 | 2 |
/diy/ | 16 | 19 | 3 |
/wg/ | 25 | 32 | 7 |
/x/ | 4 | 12 | 8 |
/soc/ | 18 | 27 | 9 |
/f/ | 11 | 21 | 10 |
/toy/ | 9 | 21 | 12 |
/vg/ | 3 | 27 | 24 |
/hr/ | 2 | 27 | 25 |
Leaderboards
Team | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
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/s4s/ | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 9 | 15 |
/wsg/ | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 12 |
/mlp/ | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 8 | 7 | 12 |
/h/ | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 9 |
/ic/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
/tg/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 6 |
/u/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 6 |
/an/ | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 6 |
/gd/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
/e/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
/asp/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
/po/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
/x/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
/cgl/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
/v/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 3 |
/mu/ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 3 |
/k/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
/a/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
/diy/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 0 |
/ck/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
/x/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
/f/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
/gif/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
/lgbt/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
/pol/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
/sp/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
/toy/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
/hr/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 |
/trv/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 |
/soc/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 |
/vg/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 |
/wg/ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 |
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