User:AviationRigger

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Hello there, i'm AviationRigger !!Jon8cx4b8Yu, watching the cup since Spring 17 and hooked ever since, also keen on the history of the cup, making projects in the spirit of rigging and also being a wiki autist, so have a look at what I have to offer or don't, up to you really.

Contact

Email: aviationrigger@gmail.com
Discord: AviationRigger#5139

Teams

/fsx/

Fsx icon.png /fsx/ is my invitational team, it is the main reason why I made this account since aviation is my main interest and Flight Simulator X is one of my favourite games so why not give them a memeball team? I'm sure they can fly across the pitch, although I'm hoping that they won't fly as bad as Boeing's most recent endeavours.

Projects

Since I'm a historyfag for the cup, I have several cup-related projects that I spontaneously wanted to make and actually started doing it. Hell, I woke up this morning and decided "yes, let's make a user page".

The Redux Series

The Redux Series is a series that focuses on the rerunning of former 4chan Cup tournaments before Dragongate by using the same PES versions, same formats, same everything... Until the cup grows lore of itself, the Redux Series tournaments evolve around the happenings in the tournaments in a butterfly effect.

Summer 11 remake patch

Very little is known about the first ever 4chan Cup, but I decided to make a patch to replicate the original cup and learn about its creation along the way, this lead me to discover things like the squad numbers and how the cup was actually made, although I do hope that people who were in the cup around that time would chime in on any improvements I could do, I think I did the best I could with the little information available. When the mod was finished, the 8 Years of Rigging tournament was hosted to celebrate the 8 year anniversary of the 4chan Cup.

Game: Pro Evolution Soccer 2011
Patch: V2 Download

These were matches I did while testing for the 8 Years of Rigging tournament, red conditions and 10 minute matches.

9 August 2019 /sp/ Sp icon.png 3–2 A icon.png /a/

Shaft Scored 48'
George Costanza Goal 88'
John Madden Goal 90+'
Goal 57' Shaft
Goal 81' Cowboy Bebop
Estádio José Alvalade
Video: YouTube (Highlights)

11 August 2019 /ck/ Ck icon.png 4–1 A icon.png /a/
21:34

Nachos Goal 3'6'61'
Forcaccia Goal 89'
Goal 46' Gorespammer KONAMI Stadium
Video: YouTube

16 August 2019 /sp/ Sp icon.png 3–2 Int icon.png /int/
9:57

George Costanza Goal 5'
Based God Goal 72'
Lecrab Goal 82'
Goal 12' Netherlands
Goal 46' Spain
Estádio José Alvalade
Video: Twitch

Football Manager 4chan Cup Mod

Now this is my biggest project yet. Originally starting in FM18 shortly after Winter 19, I'm porting all teams that have entered the 4chan Cup into Football Manager, that means 1472 players in 64 teams and 58 stadiums and it comes with the logos, 2D kits, stadium icons, playerfaces and 3D kits for all of those teams. Why? Aut- Why not?

Game: Football Manager 2018 onwards
Base: [ FM18] & [ FM20]
Logos: [ Download]
Stadiums and Trophies: [ Download]
Facepack: [ Download]
2D Kits: [ Download]
3D Kits: [ Download]

Graphics All-In-One Pack: [ Download]

I originally started working on the mod right after Winter 19 when I settled on the 32 team League system back in December 2018, originally the Elite teams are in their Winter 19 finishing orders, however in the FM18 mod they are in their Summer 17 placements and in the FM20 mod they are in their Summer 19 placements as FM18 starts in 2017 and FM20 in 2019, all teams are from the nation of Kekistan, replacing Gibraltar and the nation was changed wholesale from cities to currency to completely wipe Russia from the records and allowing Kekistan to write its own history. As for squads I just the latest squads as of August-September 2019 (so during Autumn) with the exception of /vg/ who had an "All-Star" team since the /vg/ League isn't in the mod and even if it was, promotion into /vg/ wouldn't be possible.

Tournaments

Tournaments Hosted

Tournament Ideas

Help me lads, I've got too many.

Summer 14 Redux

If I ever choose to do it, it would be on the same year (or after) the Winter 13 redux which would act as the finale of the year-by-year reduxes and then jump up to PES 14 and Summer 14, this would mean that I would have to hold qualifiers to get into the Winter 14 redux with the boards that never competed in a Redux Series tournament or didn't do very well with teams that did get into the Round of 16 in Winter 13's redux but not in Summer 14. This would probably happen in Summer 2021 as Winter 13 redux would be in Winter 2021, but that clashes with the 10 Years of Rigging idea so it would probably be done in Summer 2022 if the 10 Years of Rigging tournament goes ahead.

Format & Rules

  • 32 teams in proper tournament
  • 12 to 16 teams in 1 day qualifiers, winner of each match makes it to main tournament
  • 1.04 patch
  • All yellow conditions and top motivation
  • Eggsdra Diem and Benuldies activated
  • 10 minute games
  • Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
  • Superstar difficulty
  • 4 Substitutions allowed in Round of 16 onwards
  • Using Autumn 14 save but with Summer 14 players

Example
It's a bit too early to give an example, but i'll try to do so anyways. The qualifiers should have an even mix of teams that did well in the Winter 13 Redux but didn't get into the real Summer 14, Asp icon.png /asp/ was founded in May 2013 and the latest Redux would be of Winter 13 so they'd be put in the qualifiers, the winner would take their spot in Pot 1, their opponent would be the best team that didn't get into Summer 14, using the real Winter 13 results, that would be a /asp/ Asp icon.png vs Cm icon.png /cm/ matchup for a Pot 1 spot and so on and so on until we have our 32 teams.

Ideally, every match should be a Redux Series-historied team vs a Summer 14 team that never played in a Redux Series tournament, but if it's lopsided then the lopsided teams will play eachother.

Qualifier Teams
This will be updated with the teams that are guaranteed a qualifiers start in a potential Summer 14 redux.
1.Asp icon.png /asp/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 1)
2.E icon.png /e/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 3)
3.Gd icon.png /gd/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 3)
3.Wsg icon.png /wsg/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 4)
4.Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 4)
6.S4s icon.png /s4s/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 4)
7.Fa icon.png /fa/ (8YOR champions, not in Summer 14 - Qualifier spot guaranteed)
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

Qualifier Matches
I actually have enough teams to lay this out, subject to change.

  • Match 1 : /asp/ Asp icon.png vs TBD icon.png TBD (Winner to Group G)
  • Match 2 : /e/ E icon.png vs TBD icon.png TBD (Winner to Group C)
  • Match 3 : /gd/ Gd icon.png vs TBD icon.png TBD (Winner to Group A)
  • Match 4 : /wsg/ Wsg icon.png vs TBD icon.png TBD (Winner to Group A)
  • Match 4 : /lgbt/ Lgbt icon.png vs TBD icon.png TBD (Winner to Group E)
  • Match 5 : /s4s/ S4s icon.png vs Fa icon.png /fa/ (Winner to Group G)

Issues:

  • Time, time is quite a big one since I'm aiming for the Summer window, something that should be taken by the Summer Cup itself, so I would have to do it after like i did with the 8YOR, plus it would be a full cup rerun as usual, so I would have to avoid clashing with other invitationals and still do an 8 day invitational with a 1 day qualifier.
  • Clashing, I can't clash with other invitationals or the Summer Cup itself in order to even be worth a watch, yes it does have the fact that it uses real teams and an older PES but I don't want to be a nuisance.
  • Files, I don't have everything yet (logos mostly) so I would be unable to host an accurate tournament and would look incomplete, I'm still looking for files though.

Winner Stays On

A tournament that starts with the 2 lowest ranked teams, winner from that match faces the rank above and so on until whoever won all those matches faces the top ranked team, yes it's unfair that the #1 ranked team can just shithouse their way past the team that had to go through all the shit but so is the nature of winner stays on. It's probably gonna be on PES 14 (1.04 luckily) since I find it A E S T H E T I C.

Example: The 2 lowest ranked teams heading into Summer 14: /3/ (55) vs /hm/ (56), winner would take on /out/ (54) and so on until they reached /trv/, the top team before Summer 14.

80CM players Tournament

After Horizons fucked up his player's height and got a penguin-looking midget that shouldn't even be possible on PES 18 I instantly got curious on how it played football and if having 2 teams with 80cm manlets was even possible, my computer isn't that capable of hosting a PES 18 invitational (on the Summer 19 save since that had good games) so that idea just sits there, I'm most likely gonna revisit it once I'm done with The Redux Series and got a better computer since that's my main goal.

Example: Probably just an 8 team cup with 80cm players, I have no idea what the fuck to expect, most likely gonna be called the Messi Growth Hormones Cup

10 Years of Rigging

A spiritual successor to the 8 Years of Rigging that isn't The Redux Series, this would be a PES 11 Invitational with every single team that participated in the 4CC's history, a 64 team bracket to decide which team has been the best in 4chan Cup's history, would be hosted in August 2021 and this would probably be fucking massive to coordinate since I'd actually have to go around asking every single manager to make a PES 11 export of their team and make those myself for teams that are dead.

Rules:
Since the 8YOR was so great results-wise, i'd be keeping it and adding more.

  • Konami's Cup mode since we have 64 teams for a straight bracket
  • Regular difficulty
  • 10 minutes of play
  • Using the team's first ever squads for that tournament
    • Their current kits will be made using the in-game editor, much like the first 2 cups
  • May or may not be live-managing.
  • 3 forward players are awarded 99 stats, rest get 66 stats and the other teams are adapted into this GGG system.

Day 1: Round of 32 first half (8 matches)
Day 2: Round of 32 second half (5 matches)
Day 3: Round of 16 (8 matches)
Day 4: Quarter-finals to Final + Final Boss (9 matches)

Example: 64 teams in a single-elimination knockout bracket, would be 4 days of 8 matches, Summer 11 rules (so basically 3 golds, rest 66s and what is height abuse) with every single team that participated in the 4CC, would have to overwrite both PES League and D2 Leagues entirely alongside some unlicensed teams in Europe. Played in the Champions League mode on Watch Match mode, no managing unless managers are clambering to take part.

Test Cups

This is basically my sandbox, expect autism.

The /myteam/ Bowl

The /myteam/ Bowl
Sp logo.png
Tournament details
Host board Fsx icon.png /fsx/
Dates 26 September 2019
Teams 8
Final positions
Champion Pol icon.png /pol/
Runner-up Wsg icon.png /wsg/
Third 3 icon.png /3/
Fourth Sp icon.png /sp/
Tournament statistics
Matches 8
Goals scored 16 (2 per match)
Top scorer(s) Pol icon.png Stormfront (3 goals)
Top assister(s) >statkeeping
Golden Glove Wsg icon.png Deal With It (2 Clean Sheets)
Best player Pol icon.png Stormfront
Yellow cards 2 (0.25 per match)
Red cards 0 (0 per match)

The /myteam/ Bowl
User:AviationRigger#Winner Stays On Demo

I shamelessly put 8 teams I like in PES 14 and see them face eachother, this is also a testing grounds for a potential Summer 14 Redux Cup and the Winner Stays On tournament I talked about earlier.

Teams
In the order of my preference, it is muh test cup after all.

  • Sp icon.png /sp/ (My actual main team and the only one I'd manage if the occasion arose)
  • Pol icon.png /pol/ (My first team in the 4CC, still root for them if /sp/ gets fuuuuuuuuuuucked)
  • 3 icon.png /3/ (The fact that they didn't win Winter 19 hurts me still, lifelong since Autumn 18)
  • Wg icon.png /wg/ (Who doesn't like wallpapers?)
  • Wsg icon.png /wsg/ (I'm a sucker for early cup history and 2014-era /wsg/ was quite fun)
  • Gd icon.png /gd/ (Despite IT'S TWOOOO, I quite like the kat and their great aesthetics, lovable underdog)
  • G icon.png /g/ (Lads, I use Windows and my processor is Intel- please stop laughing at me)
  • S4s icon.png /s4s/ (Keksa- fun team that likes to pick a fight with teams i like, 7-3 never happened)

Rules
This is actually important since if I make a PES 14 cup these are approximately the rules i'll use (apart from no eggsdra diem).

  • 1.04 patch
  • All red conditions and top motivation
  • Benuldies only, no ET
  • 10 minute games
  • Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
  • Regular difficulty
  • Europa League Mode, fuck the Corruption League
  • Using Summer 14 save

Bracket
Teams were randomly drawn against eachother in a single-elimination tournament.

Quarter-finals
S4s icon.png [s4s]
0(4)
Wsg icon.png /wsg/
0(5)
G icon.png /g/
1
Sp icon.png /sp/
4
Wg icon.png /wg/
1(4)
3 icon.png /3/
1(5)
Gd icon.png /gd/
0
Pol icon.png /pol/
2
Semi-finals
Wsg icon.png /wsg/
2
Sp icon.png /sp/
0
3 icon.png /3/
1(7)
Pol icon.png /pol/
1(8)
Final
Wsg icon.png /wsg/
1(7)
Pol icon.png /pol/
1(8)
Third Place Match
Sp icon.png /sp/
0
3 icon.png /3/
1

Quarter-Finals
This shit uses Britbong time, just saying. >implying that matters for a test cup

  check these dubs.webm  
26 September 2019 /s4s/ S4s icon.png 0–0 Wsg icon.png /wsg/
18:00
Note: /s4s/ didn't have their kits archived so they used the team that they overwrote's kits
Man of the Match: Duane (6.5)
Old Trafford
Attendance: Doctor Snirob G, Keming and a live deer someone managed to get past security
  Penalties  
[s4s]-tan Scored
Patrick Bateman Missed
:^) Scored
Wew Scored
Le Pig Shig Scored
4–5 Scored Big Shake
Scored Duane
Scored Dodger Leigh
Scored Roka Shibasaki
Scored 56 Chicken Nuggets

  Football Robots Bowl  
26 September 2019 /g/ G icon.png 1–4 Sp icon.png /sp/
18:25
Note: /g/ didn't have their kits archived so they used the team that they overwrote's kits
Man of the Match: USA USA USA (7.5)
XP-tan ;_; Goal 7' Goal 37' Messi
Goal 43'82' Le Cut Inside Man
Goal 56' USA USA USA
Booked 75' Le Cut Inside Man
Estadio de Escorpião
Attendance: Whoever keeps Fantasy Football servers online

  Utah Teapot Wallpapers  
26 September 2019 /wg/ Wg icon.png 1–1 3 icon.png /3/
18:51

Man of the Match: Colins Bear (7.5)
Desktop Thread Goal 10' Goal 77' Colins Bear San Siro
Attendance: Finished WIP
  Penalties  
Spacecat Scored
Cunt Destroyer Missed
Decartes Scored
Boss Nigger Scored
Desktop Thread Scored
4–5 Scored Colins Bear
Scored 3DS Max
Scored Maya
Scored Industry Standards
Scored Liquid

  Racist Kerning Hell March  
26 September 2019 /gd/ Gd icon.png 0–2 Pol icon.png /pol/
19:18

Man of the Match: Stormfront (8.0)
Goal 32'67' Stormfront Wembley Stadium
Attendance: Kerning with a really short moustache

Semi Finals

  Worksafe Sports  
26 September 2019 /wsg/ Wsg icon.png 2–0 Sp icon.png /sp/
19:45
Note: /sp/ used the Juventus kit used in the "IT'S TWOOOOO" game to redeem it
Man of the Match: Roka Shibasaki (7.0)
Dodger Leigh Goal 29'
Roka Shibasaki Goal 74'
Juventus Stadium
Attendance: Your angry boss, mad at the lack of productivity while you do races with swivel chairs
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

53

47

Shots (on target)

6

0

(5)

(0)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

0

1

Passes completed (%)

80

82

Crosses

4

1

Interceptions

4

4

Tackles

7

5

Saves

1

2


  Nazi Janitor Custody Match  
26 September 2019 /3/ 3 icon.png 1–1 Pol icon.png /pol/
20:04

Man of the Match: Doompaul (6.5)
Maya Goal 45+1' Goal 18' Doompaul Royal London Stadium
Attendance: A 3D-Printed Hitler bust
  Penalties  
Colins Bear Scored
3DS Max Scored
Maya Scored
Industry Standards Scored
Liquid Scored
>blender Scored
Learn to Draw Scored
Jiggle Physics Missed
7–8 Scored Doompaul
Scored Stormfront
Scored Jews
Scored Hitler
Scored Breivik
Scored Obongo
Scored Zimmerman
Scored Red Pill
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

60

40

Shots (on target)

5

3

(1)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

0

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

0

0

Passes completed (%)

84

76

Crosses

2

1

Interceptions

7

6

Tackles

5

3

Saves

0

0

Third Place Match

  /3/rd Place Trophy  
26 September 2019 /sp/ Sp icon.png 0–1 3 icon.png /3/
20:43
Note: Decided to experiment with this match, this match was played on Superstar AI
Man of the Match: Nazi Janitor (7.0)
Goal 56' Maya
Booked 89' >blender
FussBall Arena
Attendance: The entire /gd/ and /a/ squads
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

7

6

(6)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

3

3

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

75

85

Crosses

3

4

Interceptions

7

13

Tackles

3

3

Saves

4

6

Final

  The Nazi Office Workers Final  
26 September 2019 /wsg/ Wsg icon.png 1–1 Pol icon.png /pol/
21:05
Note: Following impressive stats in the previous game, this game was also played with Superstar AI
Man of the Match: Breivik (6.5)
Dodger Leigh Goal 88' Goal 9' Stormfront Juventus Stadium
Attendance: Hitler Youth and some laid-off employees
  Penalties  
Big Shake Scored
Duane Scored
Dodger Leigh Scored
Roka Shibasaki Scored
56 Chicken Nuggets Scored
Cup Stacking Otter Scored
Boston Dynamics Scored
Stephen Colbert Missed
7–8 Scored Doompaul
Scored Stormfront
Scored Jews
Scored Hitler
Scored Breivik
Scored Obongo
Scored Zimmerman
Scored Red Pill
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

42

58

Shots (on target)

4

3

(3)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

2

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

0

2

Passes completed (%)

78

84

Crosses

3

0

Interceptions

7

11

Tackles

2

1

Saves

2

2

Boss Battle

  The Decision but it's for Sporting's managerial position  
26 September 2019 Sporting CP Sporting icon.png 0–5 Pol icon.png /pol/
22:22
Note: i cba to make sporting cup-legal, we suck anyways
Man of the Match: Hitler (7.5)
Goal 6'24' Stormfront
Goal 10'43'76' Hitler
Giuseppe Meazza
Attendance: Paulo Bento

REAL Boss Battle

  The "Hat is great" Bowl  
26 September 2019 /fa/ Fa icon.png 2–4 Pol icon.png /pol/
22:40
Note: No clue how this result happened.
Man of the Match: Stormfront (7.5)
Cole Mhor Goal 79'
Dick Owens Goal 88'
Goal 3' Doompaul
Goal 24' Breivik
Goal 43'48' Stormfront
Estádio da Luz
Attendance: Hat and his son, Cap

Notable Events

  • La Lata is the theme of this test cup, for no reason whatsoever.
  • Torres Gemelas is the theme of the semis, final and third place trophy because it's where shit got tense.
  • In [s4s] vs /wg/, Duane got a goal disallowed for offside and Shrek hit the trollbar and eventually Patrick Bateman got a 90++ denied by Deal With It, the score remained at 0-0 and benuldies decided it.
  • USA USA USA got the first trollpost of the tournament, hitting the post against /g/.
  • XP-tan ;_; got the first goal of the tournament in the second game against /sp/.
  • USA USA USA scored a wonderful individual goal, running past 4 /g/ defenders until slotting it in from the edge of the box.
  • Inexplicably, Stallman took the free kick against /sp/ and got away with it
  • Also inexplicably, PES erroneously showed the scoreboard as /g/ beating /sp/.
  • /3/ vs /wg/ had a total of 18 shots, with 9 of them being on target but yet only one goal each.
  • Bliss made 5 saves to deny /3/ but yet the match went to penalties in which he couldn't save one and /wg/ crashed out.
  • minimalism was robbed of a goal, Kerning's pass to him was offside but Obongo got the last touch that sent it into the net, this would've counted as an Obongo own goal but PES chalked it off for offside.
  • Stormfront got the longest goal of the tournament with a blooter that hit the bar and went in.
  • Deal With It was able to nutmeg Messi with a throw under his legs.
  • Dodger Leigh scored a goal as there was absolutely no /sp/ defenders in her way.
  • Dodger Leigh got a goal disallowed for offside despite being a foot behind her defender.
  • IT'S TWOOOOOO repeated itself with a powerful shot from Roka Shibasaki.
  • /sp/ didn't get a single shot whatsoever against /wsg/.
  • Maya got trollposted twice in quick succession against /pol/.
  • Colins Bear attempted a backheel past JIDF, Maya was there to literally walk the ball into the net. (Goal of the Tournament)
  • Jiggle Physics' ka-pow killed /3/, no trophy for them once more.
  • Maya got a backwards header past De Burrs to get third place against /sp/.
  • /sp/ vs /3/ had a grand total of 10 goalkeeper saves with Nazi Janitor getting 6 and De Burrs getting 4.
  • Red Pill and JIDF won two penalty shootouts for /pol/, the first against /3/ and the second against /wsg/.
  • During goal kicks, the goalkeepers had a tendency to boot the ball to an opposing player, no goals were scored thanks to this however.

Conclusion
PES 14's results vary wildly, I can't even decide whether to stick to Regular or use Superstar, results are pretty tight either way but I want more goals as anyone does, I'll have to do more matches.

Final ranking

  • Player of the Tournament: Pol icon.png Stormfront
  • Golden Boot: Pol icon.png Stormfront - 3 Goals
  • Golden Glove: Wsg icon.png Deal With It - 2 Clean Sheets

  1. Pol icon.png /pol/
  2. Wsg icon.png /wsg/
  3. 3 icon.png /3/
  4. Sp icon.png /sp/

  1. S4s icon.png /s4s/
  2. Wg icon.png /wg/
  3. Gd icon.png /gd/
  4. G icon.png /g/

Winner Stays On Demo

Winner Stays On Demo
4cc Trophy-Logo.png
Tournament details
Host board Fsx icon.png /fsx/
Dates 27 September 2019
Teams 6
Final positions
Champion Trv icon.png /trv/
Runner-up V icon.png /v/
Third A icon.png /a/
Fourth Mlp icon.png /mlp/
Tournament statistics
Matches 6
Goals scored 27 (4.5 per match)
Top scorer(s) V icon.png Gabe Newell (4 goals)
Top assister(s) >statkeeping
Golden Glove V icon.png Hideki Kamiya (8 saves)
Best player V icon.png Gabe Newell
Yellow cards 3 (0.5 per match)
Red cards 0 (0 per match)

User:AviationRigger#The /myteam/ Bowl
Winner Stays On Demo
User:AviationRigger#Summer 14 Test Cup

This is a proof of concept that displays the Winner Stays On formula of having one team rise through the rankings until it reaches the #1 ranked team. There will only be 8 teams in this one since it's a demo, the real tournament should have every single 4CC team in the rankings.

In the tournament, the two lowest ranked teams would face eachother to kick off the tournament, in this case it would be /an/ (7) and /mu/ (8)
Teams
In order of rankings before Summer 2014.

Rules
More or less the same as the last match.

  • 1.04 patch
  • All yellow conditions and top motivation
  • Eggsdra Diem and Benuldies activated
  • 10 minute games
  • Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
  • Superstar difficulty
  • 4 Substitutions allowed
  • Corruption League mode since this is meant to be a tournament where the champions advance
  • Using Autumn 14 save

Match 1

27 September 2019 /an/ An icon.png 1–2 (a.e.t.) Mu icon.png /mu/
10:00
Note: The first half was really fucking terrible
Man of the Match: Yeezus (6.5)
Spacebat Goal 60' Goal 77' Talentless Hack
Goal 95' MC Ride
Estádio da Luz
Attendance: Who keeps smuggling deers in?
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

53

47

Shots (on target)

2

2

(1)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

0

1

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

1

0

Passes completed (%)

81

83

Crosses

3

1

Interceptions

5

9

Tackles

15

7

Saves

0

0

Match 2

27 September 2019 /mu/ Mu icon.png 0–0 (a.e.t.) H icon.png /h/
10:25
Note: The 90 minutes of this game was the best 0-0 I've ever seen.
Why are all my benuldies the same?

Man of the Match: Asuka (6.5)
Bjork Booked 80' Booked 91' Pomf-chan San Siro
Attendance: Dutch Government Officials
  Penalties  
Trout Mask Replica Scored
MC Ride Missed
The Deak Scored
8.4 Best ReReissued Scored
Yung Lean Scored
4–5 Scored Asuka
Scored Titty Monster
Scored Incest
Scored Tachibana
Scored Delicious Brown
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

53

47

Shots (on target)

6

8

(4)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

1

3

(0)

(2)

Corner Kicks

3

2

Free Kicks

3

1

Passes completed (%)

84

84

Crosses

3

2

Interceptions

6

11

Tackles

4

3

Saves

3

4

Match 3

27 September 2019 /v/ V icon.png 2–1 H icon.png /h/
10:57
Note: The first half was great, the second not really.
/h/'s Asuka was injured at 75' and did not return.

Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.0)
Reggie Fils-Aime Goal 8'
Gabe Newell Goal 25'
Hideo Kojima Booked 75'
Goal 12' Asuka FussBall Arena
Attendance: Rule 34 Moderators
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

50

50

Shots (on target)

7

6

(7)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

3

3

(1)

(2)

Corner Kicks

2

2

Free Kicks

3

4

Passes completed (%)

80

90

Crosses

3

2

Interceptions

2

12

Tackles

7

3

Saves

4

4

Match 3

27 September 2019 /v/ V icon.png 5–1 Wg icon.png /wg/
11:25
Note: Lads, I think /v/ might be the favourites here.
Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.5)
Sen. Armstrong Goal 36'
Gabe Newell Goal 65'
Sanic Goal 77'
Reggie Fils-Aime Goal 81'
Console Peasant Goal 86'
Goal 53' Cunt Destroyer Estádio da Luz
Attendance: Some fag that keeps making videogame wallpapers.
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

52

48

Shots (on target)

12

5

(9)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

2

2

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

2

Free Kicks

2

2

Passes completed (%)

80

80

Crosses

2

2

Interceptions

13

13

Tackles

2

1

Saves

2

3

Match 4

27 September 2019 /v/ V icon.png 3–1 Mlp icon.png /mlp/
11:50
Note: Holy shit /v/ tone it down.
Man of the Match: Reggie Fils-Aime (7.5)
Reggie Fils-Aime Goal 23'83'
Gabe Newell Goal 51'
Goal 10' >rape Old Trafford
Attendance: DrBorisG, the salesman of Them's Fightin' Herds
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

7

9

(6)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

74

75

Crosses

2

2

Interceptions

10

15

Tackles

2

4

Saves

3

7

Match 5

27 September 2019 /v/ V icon.png 3–2 A icon.png /a/
12:16
Note: CAN'T STOP THE GABEN
Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.5)
Sanic Goal 39'
Gabe Newell Goal 61'90+6'
Goal 69' Bert is a Titan
Goal 88' GARcher
Juventus Stadium
Attendance: /v/ and /a/ ultras fighting eachother in the stands
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

44

56

Shots (on target)

5

5

(4)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

1

0

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

3

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

79

81

Crosses

3

8

Interceptions

10

12

Tackles

5

1

Saves

1

0

Match 6

  Grand Final  
27 September 2019 /v/ V icon.png 1–5 Trv icon.png /trv/
12:42
Note: Decided to experiment with random conditions, damn it /v/.
Man of the Match: Superpornowat (7.5)
Gabe Newell Goal 27' Goal 13'74'83' Superpornowat
Goal 21' Sex Tourist
Goal 26' Couchsurfer Rapist
Estadio de Escorpião
Attendance: Every new player in /trv/'s squad
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

50

50

Shots (on target)

7

10

(2)

(8)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

4

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

81

72

Crosses

2

5

Interceptions

11

9

Tackles

5

6

Saves

3

2

Boss Match Winner of the WSO Demo and The /myteam/ Bowl.

27 September 2019 /pol/ Pol icon.png 0–1 Trv icon.png /trv/
13:37
Note: Went back to yellow conditions, benuldies only.
Man of the Match: Sex Tourist (6.5)
Goal 11' Sex Tourist
Booked 26' It's A Slow Board
FussBall Arena
Attendance: Señor Hilter
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

55

45

Shots (on target)

7

9

(5)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

79

83

Crosses

1

1

Interceptions

3

10

Tackles

3

8

Saves

4

4

Notable Events

  • MC Ride's blooter was enough to give /mu/ the win over /an/ despite Take It To The Vet getting a hand on it.
  • /mu/ vs /h/ was a match of goalkeepers as there was a total of 9 saves to keep the match at 1-1.
  • Asuka had a wonderful goal ruled off for offside, chipped the goalkeeper, the goalkeeper saved it until Asuka rounded him and scored, sadly it was offside.
  • Gabe Newell bullied 3 /h/ defenders off the ball to score his goal, Sanic's volley was saved and he just ploughed through them to tap it in.
  • Hideo Kojima killed /h/'s Asuka, leaving them with no captain and down a medal.
  • /h/ and /v/ had all their shots on target and 50/50 possession.
  • Sen. Armstrong scored a squat toilet past /wg/.
  • And following that, Gabe Newell was able to chip the goalkeeper to regain /v/'s lead.
  • And following that, /wg/ fucking collapsed without a trace.
  • Derpy Hooves made 7 saves against /v/ but couldn't prevent 3 from going in.
  • Sanic got a through ball from /v/'s half of the pitch before scoring against /a/.
  • Gaben scored a goal at an estimated 5th minute of 3 minutes added time.
  • /v/'s goalkeeper Hideki Kamiya passed the ball straight to Sex Tourist for /trv/'s second goal.
  • Reggie Fils-Aime hit the bar with a free kick, the closest anyone got to scoring a free kick.
  • /trv/ pulled off the upset of the tournament, defeating the favourites /v/ by 4 goals.

Results

  • Player of the Tournament: V icon.png Gabe Newel - 3 Man of the Match Awards
  • Golden Boot: V icon.png Gabe Newell - 4 Goals
  • Golden Glove: V icon.png Hideki Kamiya - 14 Saves
Team First Match Kills Killed By Ded On Match GF GA GD
An icon.png /an/ Match 1 0 Mu icon.png /mu/ Match 1 1 2 -1
Mu icon.png /mu/ Match 1 1 H icon.png /h/ Match 2 2 1 +1
H icon.png /h/ Match 2 1 V icon.png /v/ Match 3 1 2 -1
Wg icon.png /wg/ Match 3 0 V icon.png /v/ Match 3 1 5 -4
Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Match 4 0 V icon.png /v/ Match 4 1 3 -2
A icon.png /a/ Match 5 0 V icon.png /v/ Match 5 2 3 -1
V icon.png /v/ Match 3 4 Trv icon.png /trv/ Match 6 14 10 +4
Trv icon.png /trv/ Match 6 1 5 1 +4

Summer 14 Test Cup

Summer 14 Test Cup
2014SummerCupLogo.png
Tournament details
Host board Trv icon.png /trv/
Dates 28-30 September 2019 (3 days)
Teams 32
Final positions
Champion S4s icon.png /s4s/
Runner-up Wsg icon.png /wsg/
Third Mlp icon.png /mlp/
Fourth H icon.png /h/
Tournament statistics
Matches 32
Goals scored 104 (3.25 per match)
Top scorer(s) Mlp icon.png >rape (8 goals)
Top assister(s) >statkeeping
Golden Glove Mlp icon.png Derpy Hooves (21 saves)
Best player S4s icon.png [s4s]-tan (3 MOTM)
Yellow cards 7 (0.22 per match)
Red cards 2 (0.06 per match)

User:AviationRigger#Winner Stays On Demo
Summer 14 Test Cup

This is probably going to be the last of my PES 14 test cups, this one is done to test the potential Summer 14 redux to see what teams are good with autopilot and which ones aren't, believe it or not, managers are the reason why we have matches that aren't just continuous 1-1 draws, even if 1.12 was utter shit, if a team is consistently boring I'll probably pimp up their tactics.

This is a one elimination 32 team bracket, the teams are exactly the same as of Summer 14 and their inaugural matches.
Rules
I'm still ironing these out.

  • 1.04 patch
  • Random conditions and top motivation
  • Eggsdra Diem and Benuldies activated
  • 10 minute games
  • Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
  • Superstar difficulty
  • 4 Substitutions allowed
  • Summer 14 save

Knockout Stage

Round of 32
Trv icon.png /trv/
0
Gd icon.png /gd/
1
Sp icon.png /sp/
1
Wsg icon.png /wsg/
2
Wg icon.png /wg/
1
Ic icon.png /ic/
4
Mu icon.png /mu/
3(4)
K icon.png /k/
3(3)
F icon.png /f/
1
E icon.png /e/
2
An icon.png /an/
2
B icon.png /b/
0
H icon.png /h/
1
Vg icon.png /vg/
0
V icon.png /v/
3
Ck icon.png /ck/
2
Mlp icon.png /mlp/
4
Diy icon.png /diy/
3
X icon.png /x/
2
Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/
1
A icon.png /a/
1(3)
U icon.png /u/
1(4)
Cgl icon.png /cgl/
1
Hr icon.png /hr/
0
Asp icon.png /asp/
2
Pol icon.png /pol/
1
Soc icon.png /soc/
0
S4s icon.png [s4s]
1
Toy icon.png /toy/
1
Tg icon.png /tg/
2
Gif icon.png /gif/
1
Po icon.png /po/
2
Round of 16
Gd icon.png /gd/
4(4)
Wsg icon.png /wsg/
4(5)
Ic icon.png /ic/
4
Mu icon.png /mu/
1
E icon.png /e/
0
An icon.png /an/
1
H icon.png /h/
3
V icon.png /v/
1
Mlp icon.png /mlp/
2
X icon.png /x/
1
U icon.png /u/
3
Cgl icon.png /cgl/
2
Asp icon.png /asp/
0
S4s icon.png [s4s]
1
Tg icon.png /tg/
2
Po icon.png /po/
1
Quarter-finals
Wsg icon.png /wsg/
2
Ic icon.png /ic/
1
An icon.png /an/
1
H icon.png /h/
6
Mlp icon.png /mlp/
5
U icon.png /u/
1
S4s icon.png [s4s]
4
Tg icon.png /tg/
0
Semi-finals
Wsg icon.png /wsg/
2
H icon.png /h/
0
Mlp icon.png /mlp/
1
S4s icon.png [s4s]
3
Finals
Wsg icon.png /wsg/
1
S4s icon.png [s4s]
2
Third Place Match
H icon.png /h/
0
Mlp icon.png /mlp/
3


Round of 32

  Kerning's Holiday  
28 September 2019 /trv/ Trv icon.png 0–1 Gd icon.png /gd/
10:55

Man of the Match: Helvetica (6.5)
Goal 38' Helvetica Wembley Stadium
Attendance: British Tourists, the worst kind of tourists
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

45

55

Shots (on target)

2

7

(1)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

1

0

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

0

1

Passes completed (%)

84

86

Crosses

2

2

Interceptions

5

3

Tackles

3

2

Saves

3

1


  Football Gifs  
28 September 2019 /sp/ Sp icon.png 1–2 (a.e.t.) Wsg icon.png /wsg/
11:09

Man of the Match: Big Shake (7.5)
USA USA USA Goal 69' Goal 59'111' Big Shake Stade de France
Attendance: Bryan_Ruiz.gif
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

61

39

Shots (on target)

10

7

(5)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

2

2

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

79

80

Crosses

3

3

Interceptions

5

15

Tackles

9

1

Saves

4

5


  Your Wallpaper is Shit  
28 September 2019 /wg/ Wg icon.png 1–4 Ic icon.png /ic/
11:36
Note: Lads, I think I made PES 14 fun.
Man of the Match: Bob Ross (7.5)
Spacecat Goal 6' Goal 11' Main Dude
Goal 58' Wet on Wet
Goal 72'79' Bob Ross
Estádio da Luz
Attendance: /i/rene
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

47

53

Shots (on target)

10

18

(8)

(15)

Fouls (offside)

3

0

(2)

(0)

Corner Kicks

3

3

Free Kicks

0

3

Passes completed (%)

76

80

Crosses

3

3

Interceptions

9

5

Tackles

3

1

Saves

5

6


  The Ol' War Song  
28 September 2019 /mu/ Mu icon.png 3–3 (a.e.t.) K icon.png /k/
18:25
Note: I had to reinstall PES 14 before this match.
Another corner begins! Struck at 18', 72 minutes were played and a good attack give or take for added time.

Man of the Match: Deagle Brand Deagle (6.5)
MC Ride Goal 2'
Talentless Hack Goal 11'102'
Goal 15'93' Zergface
Goal 34' Deagle Brand Deagle
Old Trafford
Attendance: Rhodesians that do die
  Penalties  
Talentless Hack Scored
MC Ride Scored
The Deak Scored
8.4 Best Rereissued Scored
Jeff Mangum Missed
4–3 Scored Zergface
Missed Deagle Brand Deagle
Scored Navy Seal Pasta
Scored Moist Nugget
Missed Vining

Added the previous 2-1 scoreline as shots and on target and the corner that lead to the game being restarted.

                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

54

46

Shots (on target)

10

10

(9)

(8)

Fouls (offside)

0

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

3

1

Free Kicks

0

0

Passes completed (%)

87

79

Crosses

2

2

Interceptions

12

6

Tackles

3

2

Saves

3

4


  I don't even want to make a name for this  
28 September 2019 /f/ F icon.png 1–2 (a.e.t.) E icon.png /e/
20:16

Man of the Match: Yoko Littner (7.0)
Daily Dose Goal 36' Goal 11'115' Yoko Littner Wembley Stadium
Attendance: The Doctor
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

63

37

Shots (on target)

9

7

(6)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

0

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

4

0

Free Kicks

0

0

Passes completed (%)

84

80

Crosses

5

2

Interceptions

11

8

Tackles

7

3

Saves

3

5


  The Longcat Bowl  
28 September 2019 /an/ An icon.png 2–0 B icon.png /b/
20:34

Man of the Match: Spacebat (7.0)
Honeybadger Goal 2'
Spacebat Goal 30'
Estadio de Escorpião
Attendance: Shiroi the Longcat
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

58

42

Shots (on target)

5

3

(3)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

0

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

0

Free Kicks

0

0

Passes completed (%)

88

80

Crosses

1

0

Interceptions

5

7

Tackles

2

4

Saves

1

3


  /hgg2d/  
28 September 2019 /h/ H icon.png 1–0 Vg icon.png /vg/
20:58

Man of the Match: Titty Monster (7.0)
Asuka Goal 69' Wembley Stadium
Attendance: Fucking Weebs, i swear to god
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

52

48

Shots (on target)

4

2

(4)

(1)

Fouls (offside)

1

0

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

0

Free Kicks

0

1

Passes completed (%)

85

80

Crosses

1

2

Interceptions

6

5

Tackles

4

2

Saves

1

2


  The Burger Shot Bowl  
28 September 2019 /v/ V icon.png 3–2 Ck icon.png /ck/
21:37

Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.0)
Console Peasant Goal 5'
Gabe Newell Goal 24'
Reggie Fils-Aime Goal 62'
Hideo Kojima Red card 35'
Goal 14' Pink Himalayan Salt
Goal 22' Nachos
Burg Stadium
Attendance: Niko and his cousin, Roman
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

8

10

(5)

(9)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

4

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

80

74

Crosses

2

4

Interceptions

13

6

Tackles

2

5

Saves

6

2


  Build-A-Pony  
28 September 2019 /mlp/ Mlp icon.png 4–3 (a.e.t.) Diy icon.png /diy/
22:16
Note: Match of the tournament, surely.
Man of the Match: >rape (7.5)
>rape Goal 14'
Cheeselegs Goal 77'
Best Pony Goal 81'
Fuck Your Marker Goal 114'
Goal 31' MacGyver
Goal 35' Shipping Containers
Goal 51' Google it First
Burg Stadium
Attendance: The guys who made the Lyra Plushie
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

48

52

Shots (on target)

10

7

(10)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

0

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

4

0

Free Kicks

0

0

Passes completed (%)

84

87

Crosses

6

0

Interceptions

10

9

Tackles

7

4

Saves

3

4


  Spooky Faggots Bowl  
28 September 2019 /x/ X icon.png 2–1 Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/
22:50
Note: /lgbt/'s Am I Gay? was injured at 47' and returned at 51'.
Man of the Match: /x/-tan (7.0)
Pyramid Head Goal 35'
Cthulu Goal 72'
SCP Series Booked 47'
Goal 16' Am I Gay? San Siro
Attendance: The gays that don't even exist
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

49

51

Shots (on target)

7

2

(5)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

2

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

0

2

Passes completed (%)

74

80

Crosses

3

2

Interceptions

11

10

Tackles

4

2

Saves

1

4


  The Sisterlyb Owl  
29 September 2019 /a/ A icon.png 1–1 (a.e.t.) U icon.png /u/
10:10

Man of the Match: Sumisumi (7.0)
Cowboy Bebop Goal 49' Goal 38' Teru Time
Red card 84' Spontaneous Combustion
FussBall Arena
Attendance: I really gotta start banning weeb teams
  Penalties  
Meguca Scored
Bert is a Titan Missed
Chaika Scored
Tomoko Scored
Oyasumi Punpun Missed
3–4 Scored Purest Form of Love
Scored Homucifer
Scored Ruined Birthday Party
Scored Macarons
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

50

50

Shots (on target)

7

4

(6)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

0

3

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

2

0

Free Kicks

4

0

Passes completed (%)

80

82

Crosses

6

2

Interceptions

8

9

Tackles

4

5

Saves

1

4


  High Resolution Drama  
29 September 2019 /cgl/ Cgl icon.png 1–0 Hr icon.png /hr/
10:47
Note: This is the worst 1-0 win you'll ever see, /hr/ got refballed to shit.
Man of the Match: Maguma's Shirt (7.5)
J Nig Goal 33' Booked 39' Astronomy Giuseppe Meazza
Attendance: That one guy who managed /hr/
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

41

59

Shots (on target)

3

11

(3)

(7)

Fouls (offside)

0

6

(0)

(4)

Corner Kicks

2

0

Free Kicks

6

0

Passes completed (%)

69

78

Crosses

4

6

Interceptions

8

9

Tackles

2

1

Saves

6

2


  THE GAY COMMUNITY?  
29 September 2019 /asp/ Asp icon.png 2–1 (a.e.t.) Pol icon.png /pol/
11:16

Man of the Match: cenawinslol (7.0)
cenawinslol Goal 7'
American Dragon Goal 99'
Goal 47' Doompaul Juventus Stadium
Attendance: The Summer of 45
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

49

51

Shots (on target)

6

8

(6)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

0

2

(0)

(2)

Corner Kicks

2

2

Free Kicks

2

0

Passes completed (%)

79

85

Crosses

4

4

Interceptions

15

9

Tackles

1

7

Saves

3

3


  The Keksandra's a Camwhore Derby  
29 September 2019 /soc/ Soc icon.png 0–1 S4s icon.png /s4s/
11:42

Man of the Match: [s4s]-tan (6.5)
Goal 73' [s4s]-tan Wembley Stadium
Attendance: /n/ because Keksandra's the town bicycle
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

56

44

Shots (on target)

4

2

(3)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

0

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

87

85

Crosses

0

1

Interceptions

9

6

Tackles

4

5

Saves

1

3


  Thin Your Figurines  
29 September 2019 /toy/ Toy icon.png 1–2 (a.e.t.) Tg icon.png /tg/
12:02

Man of the Match: Creed (7.0)
Woody Goal 9'
O.T. Chainsaw Booked 34'
Goal 20' Doomrider
Goal 109' Creed
Estádio da Luz
Attendance: That Fucking Guy
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

54

46

Shots (on target)

7

2

(5)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

2

2

(1)

(1)

Corner Kicks

2

1

Free Kicks

2

2

Passes completed (%)

88

84

Crosses

3

3

Interceptions

9

6

Tackles

4

7

Saves

0

4


  Paper Plane Headshot Gif  
29 September 2019 /gif/ Gif icon.png 1–2 Po icon.png /po/
12:30

Man of the Match: Paper Plane (7.0)
Epic Cumshot Guy Goal 16'
Epic Cumshot Guy Booked 10'
Goal 12' Paper Plane
Goal 72' Graphig
Booked 45+1' Moneygami
Old Trafford
Attendance: Hansell Riojas
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

49

51

Shots (on target)

6

3

(5)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

2

3

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

2

1

Free Kicks

3

2

Passes completed (%)

77

79

Crosses

1

2

Interceptions

15

11

Tackles

4

1

Saves

1

4

Round of 16

  /wsg/'s Logo Redesign  
29 September 2019 /gd/ Gd icon.png 4–4 (a.e.t.) Wsg icon.png /wsg/
12:52
Note: /wsg/ fucking turned it around
Also what's with all the ones?

Man of the Match: Helvetica (8.5)
Helvetica Goal 21'31'
Fuck You, Pay Me Goal 41'
Kerning Goal 101'
Goal 61'90+1' Duane
Goal 81' Dodger Leigh
Goal 111' Big Shake
Stade de France
Attendance: Kerning, as fucking always
  Penalties  
Kerning Scored
Fuck You, Pay Me Scored
Portfolio Inspiration Missed
Helvetica Scored
Le Pig Shig Scored
4–5 Scored Big Shake
Scored Duane
Scored Dodger Leigh
Scored Roka Shibasaki
Scored 56 Chicken Nuggets
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

50

50

Shots (on target)

7

11

(5)

(8)

Fouls (offside)

1

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

0

1

Passes completed (%)

82

81

Crosses

2

4

Interceptions

7

12

Tackles

4

3

Saves

4

1


  Your Music Taste is Shit  
29 September 2019 /ic/ Ic icon.png 4–1 Mu icon.png /mu/
13:42

Man of the Match: Wet on Wet (7.0)
Bob Ross Goal 16'
Wet on Wet Goal 61'71'
Loomis Goal 88'
Goal 20' MC Ride Juventus Stadium
Attendance: Ownthony Goaltano
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

44

56

Shots (on target)

9

6

(8)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

3

3

(2)

(1)

Corner Kicks

2

1

Free Kicks

3

3

Passes completed (%)

72

84

Crosses

2

3

Interceptions

8

13

Tackles

1

3

Saves

5

4


  Orgy Dog Bowl  
29 September 2019 /e/ E icon.png 0–1 (a.e.t.) An icon.png /an/
14:27
Note: Extra Time was so much better than regular time.
Man of the Match: Leopard Gecko (7.0)
Goal 105+1' Spacebat
Booked 114' Walrus Overlord
San Siro
Attendance: The /wg/ squad on holiday
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

52

48

Shots (on target)

4

4

(2)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

2

2

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

2

1

Free Kicks

2

2

Passes completed (%)

79

77

Crosses

5

2

Interceptions

13

17

Tackles

4

2

Saves

2

2


  /h/entai /v/idya  
29 September 2019 /h/ H icon.png 3–1 V icon.png /v/
15:05
Note: /v/'s Hideo Kojima is suspended for this match
The match in which /v/ were dethroned. F ;_;7

Man of the Match: Titty Monster (7.5)
Titty Monster Goal 21'
Delicious Flat Chest Goal 52'
Asuka Goal 52'
Goal 64' Gabe Newell Konami Stadium
Attendance: 60,000 Faceless Fat Guys
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

60

40

Shots (on target)

10

5

(9)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

0

2

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

3

1

Free Kicks

2

2

Passes completed (%)

82

72

Crosses

5

2

Interceptions

11

7

Tackles

2

2

Saves

2

3


  Nightmare Night Derby  
29 September 2019 /mlp/ Mlp icon.png 2–1 X icon.png /x/
15:37

Man of the Match: >rape (7.0)
>rape Goal 4'66' Goal 61' SCP Series Old Trafford
Attendance: It may look like there's nobody, but ghosts are attending
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

4

8

(4)

(7)

Fouls (offside)

0

2

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

2

Free Kicks

2

0

Passes completed (%)

75

76

Crosses

3

5

Interceptions

9

10

Tackles

0

1

Saves

4

1


  Lesbian Drama  
29 September 2019 /u/ U icon.png 3–2 Cgl icon.png /cgl/
15:59
Note: /u/'s Spontaneous Combustion is suspended for this match
Man of the Match: Homucifer (7.5)
Purest Form of Love Goal 38'
Homucifer Goal 52'69'
Goal 17'33' Yaya's Tatas Juventus Stadium
Attendance: WorldStar Users
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

54

46

Shots (on target)

8

3

(7)

(3)

Fouls (offside)

0

1

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

2

0

Free Kicks

1

0

Passes completed (%)

85

80

Crosses

3

2

Interceptions

9

7

Tackles

4

1

Saves

1

4


  Alternative Sayings  
29 September 2019 /asp/ Asp icon.png 0–1 S4s icon.png /s4s/
16:23

Man of the Match: [s4s]-tan (6.5)
Goal 21' [s4s]-tan San Siro
Attendance: Urban Dictionary Users
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

44

56

Shots (on target)

0

5

(0)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

2

0

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

1

Free Kicks

0

2

Passes completed (%)

87

83

Crosses

2

4

Interceptions

5

4

Tackles

6

7

Saves

4

0


  Emprah Origami  
29 September 2019 /tg/ Tg icon.png 2–1 Po icon.png /po/
16:47

Man of the Match: Creed (7.0)
Doomrider Goal 8'
Jace Goal 62'
/tg/ Chess Booked 76'
Goal 64' Template Estadio del Nuevo Triunfo
Attendance: The Emprah himself
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

56

44

Shots (on target)

7

5

(7)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

2

1

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

3

1

Free Kicks

2

2

Passes completed (%)

81

85

Crosses

5

2

Interceptions

10

6

Tackles

0

2

Saves

3

5


Quarter-Finals

  Worksafe Criticism  
29 September 2019 /wsg/ Wsg icon.png 2–1 (a.e.t.) Ic icon.png /ic/
17:20
Note: This underdogs' match did not disappoint in the slightest.
Man of the Match: Cup Stacking Otter (6.5)
Duane Goal 35'
Big Shake Goal 112'
Goal 49' Loomis Estádio da Luz
Attendance: Your Boss, once again
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

50

50

Shots (on target)

7

5

(7)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

3

3

(3)

(2)

Corner Kicks

2

1

Free Kicks

3

3

Passes completed (%)

68

76

Crosses

3

2

Interceptions

13

22

Tackles

4

2

Saves

1

6


  Orgy Dog Bowl 2  
29 September 2019 /an/ An icon.png 1–6 H icon.png /h/
17:51
Note: /an/ tried so hard to claw back level, they concede once and they're dead.
Man of the Match: Asuka (7.5)
Honeybadger Goal 44' Goal 16' Reika Kitami
Goal 67' Asuka
Goal 73' Kneesocks
Goal 81'83' Delicious Brown
Goal 88' Titty Monster
Stade de France
Attendance: The guy who drew the Deer+Keksandra comic
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

6

12

(5)

(12)

Fouls (offside)

2

0

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

1

Free Kicks

0

2

Passes completed (%)

85

88

Crosses

1

0

Interceptions

4

10

Tackles

4

0

Saves

6

2


  The HI ANON! Memorial Bowl  
29 September 2019 /mlp/ Mlp icon.png 5–1 U icon.png /u/
18:18
Note: /u/'s defence shat itself so hard, god damn.
Man of the Match: >rape (8.5)
Best Pony Goal 3'
>rape Goal 41'73'82'90+3'
Goal 48' Teru Time Konami Stadium
Attendance: HI ANON!
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

45

55

Shots (on target)

7

7

(7)

(6)

Fouls (offside)

2

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

2

Free Kicks

1

0

Passes completed (%)

83

86

Crosses

2

6

Interceptions

3

5

Tackles

4

4

Saves

4

2


  Praying for Numbers Bowl  
29 September 2019 /s4s/ S4s icon.png 4–0 Tg icon.png /tg/
18:43

Man of the Match: Patrick Bateman (7.0)
Patrick Bateman Goal 11'43'
[s4s]-tan Goal 85'89'
FussBall Arena
Attendance: A totally fair dice.
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

53

47

Shots (on target)

8

7

(6)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

0

0

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

2

3

Free Kicks

0

0

Passes completed (%)

90

89

Crosses

4

3

Interceptions

4

5

Tackles

1

2

Saves

3

2


Semi-Finals

  Worksafe Hentai...? How?  
30 September 2019 /wsg/ Wsg icon.png 2–0 H icon.png /h/
15:41

Man of the Match: Duane (7.5)
Big Shake Goal 66'
Duane Goal 74'
Konami Stadium
Attendance: The Janitors
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

44

56

Shots (on target)

7

4

(6)

(2)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(0)

(0)

Corner Kicks

3

0

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

74

83

Crosses

3

2

Interceptions

8

6

Tackles

2

4

Saves

2

4


  Friendshipb Owl  
30 September 2019 /mlp/ Mlp icon.png 1–3 S4s icon.png /s4s/
16:52

Man of the Match: Patrick Bateman (7.5)
Fuck Your Marker Goal 82' Goal 6' [s4s]-tan
Goal 33'89' Patrick Bateman
Old Trafford
Attendance: /merit/
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

51

49

Shots (on target)

9

6

(6)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

1

3

(0)

(1)

Corner Kicks

4

2

Free Kicks

3

1

Passes completed (%)

82

83

Crosses

7

4

Interceptions

8

8

Tackles

0

1

Saves

3

5


Third Place Match

  Horsefuckers Bowl  
30 September 2019 /h/ H icon.png 0–3 Mlp icon.png /mlp/
17:25
Note: /mlp/ retains the THIRD PLACE TROPHY!
Man of the Match: Derpy Hooves (7.5)
Goal 27'71' Best Pony
Goal 50' >rape
Estadio de Escorpião
Attendance: /merit/, again
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

57

43

Shots (on target)

7

5

(7)

(4)

Fouls (offside)

2

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

1

2

Free Kicks

1

2

Passes completed (%)

92

78

Crosses

7

4

Interceptions

8

8

Tackles

2

2

Saves

1

7


Final

  Unstoppable Force vs Unmovable Object  
30 September 2019 /wsg/ Wsg icon.png 1–2 S4s icon.png /s4s/
17:45
Note: This match is like Greece 2004 vs Denmark 1992, fun underdogs vs boring underdogs.
Man of the Match: [s4s]-tan (6.5)
Dodger Leigh Goal 29' Goal 13' Cory Baxter
Goal 43' Shrek
Estádio da Luz
Attendance: A reminder that you can do it
                 Match Stats
Possession (%)

46

54

Shots (on target)

6

6

(3)

(5)

Fouls (offside)

1

1

(1)

(0)

Corner Kicks

0

1

Free Kicks

1

1

Passes completed (%)

78

82

Crosses

0

4

Interceptions

8

8

Tackles

5

2

Saves

3

1

Notable Events

  • /trv/ vs /gd/ was awful.
  • Big Shake had an absolutely wonderful goal to sink /sp/, a long-range shot in off the bar.
  • Cunt Destroyer had a disallowed goal against /ic/, just barely offside.
  • All of the /ic/ goals were thanks to Bliss fumbling a save.
  • MC Ride scored the second fastest goal of the tournament in 1 minutes and 45 seconds against /k/.
  • The "Another corner begins!" glitch happened in the 18th minute of /k/ vs /mu/ and since it was watch matches mode, the match had to be restarted and played on aggregate.
  • Yung Lean and Jeff Mangum had 3 chances to score all in a row in extra time, /k/'s defender forced a corner with the goalkeeper out of the picture.
  • Jeff Mangum and Vining both missed their penalties in a row, giving /mu/ a 4-3 win.
  • Daily Dose scored a rotating volley against /e/ to tie the match.
  • Dr. Dick had a chance on a plate to equalise in the 120th minute against /e/, it hit the post and went out.
  • Despite being overrun by /f/, /e/ were able to win in extra time.
  • Honeybadger scored the fastest goal of the tournament in 1 minutes and 33 seconds against /b/.
  • Titty Monster had a goal wrongly chalked off for offside against /vg/, the referee judged it as an offside call when she was just on par with her defender.
  • Asuka scored against /vg/ thanks to a defensive mistake, she was able to steal the ball and easily slot it in, that decided the game.
  • Much like in the previous tournament, /v/ scored a squat toilet via Console Peasant.
  • Gabe Newell scored thanks to Iron Cast Skillet fumbling the ball into the goal.
  • Hideo Kojima almost scored an own goal against /ck/, it was denied by the post.
  • Hideo Kojima was later red carded from a tackle from behind against Nachos.
  • At the very end of /ck/ vs /v/, Pink Himalayan Salt's chip was saved to earn /v/ the win.
  • Goalkeeper fumbling seems to be a trend in this cup as >rape got the opening goal against /diy/ that way.
  • And then, Derpy Hooves fumbled the ball onto the post, allowing MacGyver to tap it in.
  • During the attack, MacGyver completely forgot where the ball was, 1.12 pls leave.
  • /diy/ dropped their spaghetti in defence and allowed Fuck Your Marker to score.
  • /diy/ fookin slipped.
  • Am I Gay? scored the second squat toilet of the tournament past /x/
  • Pyramid Head scored a superb volley past the /lgbt/ goalkeeper to tie up the game.
  • Teru Time's goal was arguably offside, can't tell.
  • /u/ had a 120++ header denied by the crossbar.
  • /cgl/ vs /hr/ was riddled with refereeing mistakes, I almost replayed it just because of the times that /hr/ got refballed out of existence, offside calls that weren't offside, hell even at one point they passed it to a player that was well onside by about 2 car lengths and it got ruled offside and when /hr/ got a dangerous 90+++ throw-in, the referee blew for full time.
  • cenawinslol scored for /asp/ thanks to /pol/ goalkeeper JIDF spilling the ball into the net.
  • Doompaul's goal came thanks to an /asp/ player giving away a throw-in for a /pol/ corner and then Doompaul tapped it in.
  • In /asp/ vs /pol/, refereeing decisions were also questionable with dubious offside calls.
  • Creed stunned /toy/ with a wonderful goal, a cross from the halfway line then headed on by Creed into the net.
  • Paper Plane scored a stunning volley after a deflection against /gif/.
  • /wsg/ had clawed back a 3 goal deficit against /gd/
  • In /wsg/ vs /gd/, every goal minute ended on a 1.
  • Bob Ross was able to score past /mu/ thanks to a Merzbow save.
  • MC Ride's shot hit both posts before going in against /ic/.
  • Titty Monster's goal came from a defensive blunder, leaving her a simple tap-in.
  • Asuka scored after Reika Kitami's backheel was saved by the goalkeeper.
  • While trying to pass it back to Derpy Hooves, Twilight Sparkle hit the cross so hard that it went past Derpy and into the crossbar, we almost saw the world's greatest own goal here.
  • >rape's longshot was enough to separate /x/ and /mlp/.
  • /asp/ didn't have a single shot against [s4s] for the entire match.
  • /tg/ vs /po/ was near impossible to see thanks to the pitch being all white, justlike a sheet of paper, yet /po/ couldn't harness the power of paper to win.
  • /ic/ goalkeeper Tehmeh made two incredible saves to deny Duane an individual goal, one being a one on one and the other being a rebound from a sharp angle.
  • Big Shake's shot hit both posts and went out, however Duane was there to tap it in for the opening goal.
  • Honeybadger's out of the box long-ranger was enough to tie it up between /an/ and /h/.
  • Asuka scored against /an/ once more thanks to Titty Monster's shot getting saved.
  • /an/ got the single largest assblasting in the tournament after being level at half time, /h/ scored 5 goals in 21 minutes.
  • >rape scored the tournament's first hattrick after /u/'s defence shat itself.
  • Emprah forgot where the ball was during a cross from [s4s], allowing Patrick Bateman to tap it in while he just stood there.
  • [s4s]-tan dummies the goalkeeper, making him fall to the ground and slotting it into an empty net to make it 3-0.
  • Big Shake's usual move is long-range shots having scored 3 goals that way.
  • [s4s] didn't concede a single goal until the semi-finals, giving one up to /mlp/.
    • And even ended up only conceding 2 goals in 5 games.
  • Asuka nearly got the competition's first free kick goal against /mlp/ until Derpy Hooves did a one-handed save.
  • >rape scored the competition's 100th goal with his only goal against /h/.
  • Roka Shibasaki hit the post with a free kick against [s4s] during the final.
  • Deal With It was thrown completely out of position thanks to [s4s]-tan, her cross meeting Shrek was enough to give [s4s] the goal.
  • Deal With It once again was brought into question when he passed the ball straight to [s4s]-tan who then blasted it over the bar.

Conclusion
I finally fucking did it, I made PES 14 worth watching and all I needed to do was change conditions to random and not touch anything, gg lads. In terms of teams, /wsg/ are gonna be fun to watch, [s4s] has the best defence and /mlp/ are /mlp/. Shoutouts to /ic/ and /h/.

Team Awards

Award Team
Team of the tournament Wsg icon.png /wsg/
Most improved team Tg icon.png /tg/ (23rd to 6th)
Least improved team Hr icon.png /hr/ (2nd to 27th)
Disappointment of the tournament V icon.png /v/
Rigger's choice Wsg icon.png /wsg/
Underdog of the tournament Ic icon.png /ic/
Surprise of the tournament S4s icon.png /s4s/
Villain of the tournament Cgl icon.png /cgl/
Mlp icon.png /mlp/
Defence of the tournament S4s icon.png /s4s/ (2 goals conceded in 5 games)
Attack of the tournament Mlp icon.png /mlp/ (15 goals scored in 5 games)
At least you tried Wg icon.png /wg/
Goal of the tournament S4s icon.png /s4s/ ([s4s]-tan's dummy vs /tg/)
Biggest spaghetti moment Tg icon.png /tg/ (Emprah forgetting where the ball was and letting Bateman score)
Biggest RIGGED moment Cgl icon.png /cgl/ (Paying off referees for dubious calls against /hr/)
Match of the tournament /gd/ Gd icon.png (3) 4–4 (4) Wsg icon.png /wsg/
Biggest upset /wsg/ Wsg icon.png 1–2 S4s icon.png /s4s/
/ic/ Ic icon.png 4–1 Mu icon.png /mu/

Final Rankings

  1. S4s icon.png /s4s/
  2. Wsg icon.png /wsg/
  3. Mlp icon.png /mlp/
  4. H icon.png /h/
  5. Ic icon.png /ic/
  6. Tg icon.png /tg/
  7. U icon.png /u/
  8. An icon.png /an/

  1. Gd icon.png /gd/
  2. E icon.png /e/
  3. Asp icon.png /asp/
  4. Po icon.png /po/
  5. X icon.png /x/
  6. Cgl icon.png /cgl/
  7. V icon.png /v/
  8. Mu icon.png /mu/

  1. K icon.png /k/
  2. A icon.png /a/
  3. Diy icon.png /diy/
  4. Ck icon.png /ck/
  5. F icon.png /f/
  6. Gif icon.png /gif/
  7. Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/
  8. Pol icon.png /pol/

  1. Sp icon.png /sp/
  2. Toy icon.png /toy/
  3. Hr icon.png /hr/
  4. Trv icon.png /trv/
  5. Soc icon.png /soc/
  6. Vg icon.png /vg/
  7. B icon.png /b/
  8. Wg icon.png /wg/

Comparison
Comparing the S14TC results with the original 2014 4chan Summer Cup. (Sorted by position change)

Team 14S S14TC +/-
Tg icon.png /tg/ 23 6 increase 17
Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 19 3 increase 16
Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 30 14 increase 16
Mu icon.png /mu/ 1 16 increase 15
E icon.png /e/ 22 10 increase 12
A icon.png /a/ 27 18 increase 11
Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 32 21 increase 11
Gif icon.png /gif/ 31 21 increase 10
Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 11 2 increase 9
S4s icon.png /s4s/ 9 1 increase 8
V icon.png /v/ 20 15 increase 5
Pol icon.png /pol/ 26 21 increase 5
Gd icon.png /gd/ 13 9 increase 4
Ck icon.png /ck/ 24 20 increase 4
Po icon.png /po/ 15 12 increase 3
Asp icon.png /asp/ 13 11 increase 2
H icon.png /h/ 5 4 increase 1
Trv icon.png /trv/ 28 27 increase 1
Ic icon.png /ic/ 5 5 steady
An icon.png /an/ 8 8 steady
K icon.png /k/ 17 17 steady
Sp icon.png /sp/ 21 21 steady
U icon.png /u/ 5 7 decrease 2
B icon.png /b/ 29 31 decrease 2
Diy icon.png /diy/ 16 19 decrease 3
Wg icon.png /wg/ 25 32 decrease 7
X icon.png /x/ 4 12 decrease 8
Soc icon.png /soc/ 18 27 decrease 9
F icon.png /f/ 11 21 decrease 10
Toy icon.png /toy/ 9 21 decrease 12
Vg icon.png /vg/ 3 27 decrease 24
Hr icon.png /hr/ 2 27 decrease 25

Leaderboards

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
S4s icon.png /s4s/ 5 5 0 0 11 2 9 15
Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 5 4 0 1 11 8 3 12
Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 5 4 0 1 15 8 7 12
H icon.png /h/ 5 3 0 2 10 7 3 9
Ic icon.png /ic/ 3 2 0 1 9 4 5 6
Tg icon.png /tg/ 3 2 0 1 4 6 -2 6
U icon.png /u/ 3 2 0 1 6 8 -2 6
An icon.png /an/ 3 2 0 1 4 6 -2 6
Gd icon.png /gd/ 2 1 0 1 5 4 1 3
E icon.png /e/ 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
Asp icon.png /asp/ 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
Po icon.png /po/ 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3
X icon.png /x/ 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3
Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3
V icon.png /v/ 2 1 0 1 4 5 -1 3
Mu icon.png /mu/ 2 1 0 1 4 7 -3 3
K icon.png /k/ 1 0 0 1 3 3 0 0
A icon.png /a/ 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 0
Diy icon.png /diy/ 1 0 0 1 3 4 -1 0
Ck icon.png /ck/ 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
X icon.png /x/ 1 0 0 1 4 4 0 0
F icon.png /f/ 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Gif icon.png /gif/ 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Pol icon.png /pol/ 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Sp icon.png /sp/ 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Toy icon.png /toy/ 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Hr icon.png /hr/ 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Trv icon.png /trv/ 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Soc icon.png /soc/ 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Vg icon.png /vg/ 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Wg icon.png /wg/ 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0

4chan Cup Archives

Old Man Sou's PES13 Pack.rar (15/8/2018)
GermanBro's Cup.zip (11/8/2019)
Smugleaf's 4cc.rar (25/9/2019)