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/tesg/
In CHIM Speramus
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/tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General
Founded October 31, 2018
Manager Tiber Septim
Owner Bethesda Game Studios
IRL manager Dovahfag !!KpbbQhVLJyj
Team colors
Chat color 5b253d
Morrowind Mauve
Ranking N/A
Highest rank 48 (December 9th 2018)
Lowest rank 48 (December 9th 2018)
Top scorer M'aiq (1)
Top assister Hodd Toward (1)
Captain M'aiq
Website /tesg/ - The Elder Scrolls General
Nickname Uriel's Legionnaires
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 3 3 0%
GF GA GD
1 9 -8
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
/mcg/ Mcg icon.png 5–0 Tesg icon.png /tesg/
2018-11-25
First match
/mcg/ Mcg icon.png 5–0 Tesg icon.png /tesg/
2018-11-25
/vg/ League
Appearances 1 (First in /vg/ League 11)
Best result 48th, /vg/ League 11
Team music
Anthem Nerevar Rising
Victory Anthem Auriel’s Ascension

Goal horn One They Fear
Vivec Goal Horn Chim Chim Cher-ee
Sheogorath Goal Horn ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN)
Dagoth Ur Goal Horn Dagothwave
Kits


The stars were right, this is the time. Gods give us strength.

Team History

Freed from the jail cells in the Imperial City, Dovahfag put together a squad of the most dangerous useless footballers to win glory for /tesg/. Their adventure did not get off to a triumphant start.

VGL 11

On the 3rd day of the group stages, /tesg/ played the second match of the day against /mcg/ in Group I. This was a disastrous debut for the team. The team conceded two goals in the first half, and were unable to regain any ground in the second half. Much like the Thalmor Invasion of the Empire, the Brown Bricks of /mcg/ crushed any hopes of a MostDangerousLead comeback and a fatal goal occurred from Autism at 58 minutes. Changes were made to the team to try and stem the bleeding, with only a single goal following from MotM, Dedotated Wam (7.5), suggesting the changes could have had some effect. Truly a grim showing from /tesg/.
/tesg/ played their second game on the 5th day of VGL 11, against /rsg. Despite a strong showing from /tesg/, they were unable to beat ur bad's impeccable goal-keeping. Every shot on target was caught by the /rsg/ keeper. Misfortune piled on misfortune, as "HALT!" made a terrible clearance by kicking the ball into the back of Stealth Archer which allowed for Slayerscape to convert /rsg/'s first shot of the game into an easy goal. This goal was followed by a second four minutes later from Thok after Pelinal pulled a Neymar instead of clearing the ball. While /tesg/ continued to make many shots in the second half, the lack of substitutions for the team did not help the tired players convert any of those shots into crucial goals. Despite winning by 2 goals, it was /rsg/'s ur bad who claimed the MotM title with a (7.0) for holding /tesg/ to a second scoreless appearance. Following the second cursed game, /tesg/ now require a win of at least 4 goals in the final match of Group I in addition to /mcg/ blowing out /rsg/ as they have done in their first 2 games.
Despite a victory from /mcg/ against /rsg/, Azura did not favour /tesg/ in their match with /vitagen/. The team secured their first goal from a corner taken by Hodd Toward which resulted in a successful header into the net for M'aiq at 17 minutes, but this euphoria was short-lived. /vitagen/ responded swiftly with an answering goal in less than a minute, and /tesg/ found themselves drawn. The team could not successfully penetrate /vitagen/'s defence for the rest of the first half, and were down by a goal at the half after High Impact Sexual Violence managed a second. The team came a bit more to life in the second half, with "HALT!" in red condition carrying the defence at several points. /tesg/ nearly matched /vitagen/ for shots by the end of the game, and outplayed them in passing, but those statistics were for nought as they could neither secure an equaliser or their advancement from the group stage. Losing 2-1, /tesg/ won the VGL 11 spoon, with a tragic -8 GD.

Roster

Main article: /tesg/ roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
A NEW HAND
96
  CB
"HALT!"
69
  CB
Nexus
5
  LB
Serana
2
  RB
Hodd Toward
8
  DMF
Pelinal Whitestrake
3
  CMF
Vivec
6
  AMF
Stealth Archer
4
  LWF
Dagoth Ur
9
  RWF
Sheogorath
7
  SS
M'aiq Captain
No. Position Player
11
  GK
Paarthurnax
14
  CB
Ulfric Did Nothing Wrong
15
  CB
Lorelet
18
  CB
Rolff
21
  CB
UESP
52
  LB
Fargoth
17
  DMF
Kirkbride
22
  DMF
>Vanilla
36
  CMF
Waifu (male)
16
  AMF
Thalmor Aesthetics
20
  RWF
Orc Hygiene
77
  CF
Alchemy is fine


Exports

Competition Exports Dates
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/vg/ League 11

Initial Aesthetics
Audio
Group Stage Tactics

2018.11.23 - 2018.12.07

The Bard's College

Anthems

Goal Horns

  • Standard Goal Horn: One They Fear
  • Vivec Goal Horn: Chim Chim Cher-ee
  • Sheogorath Horn: ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN)
  • Dagoth Ur Horn: Dagothwave

Imperial Library Match Records

Main article: /tesg/ Arcanaeum

Official Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
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/vg/ League 11
25 November, 2018 Mcg icon.png /mcg/ 5 - 0 None
1 December, 2018 Rsg icon.png /rsg/ 2 - 0 None
7 December, 2018 Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/ 1 - 2 M'aiq Goal 17'


Unofficial Matches

Trophy Room

Wooden Spoon - /vg/ League 11

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
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VGL Luigi Circuit
12 January, 2019 Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ TBD icon.png TBD TBD icon.png TBD
12 January, 2019 TBD icon.png TBD TBD icon.png TBD TBD icon.png TBD


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