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/ring/ - Boris Fit Adventure
Founded December 3, 2019 Manager horsbussy(tentative) Owner DrBorisG's Body IRL manager Undisclosed Team colors Chat color FFD502 Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /ring/ - Boris Fit Adventure Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Dynamic Stretching Victory Anthem Joe Esposito - You're The Best Goal horn Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
Kits

It's a joke, and it'll be a hell of a joke if it actually becomes a team. Also if anyone actually wants to manage this shitfest of a team if it somehow happens, go ahead, I have no way of actually contributing much else.

Players

WIP

No. Position Player 2   GK Ab Guard 30   RB WATER BRAND WATER 11   LB GIVE DEER THE SUCC 16   CB Hubby 17   CB Honey 5   LMF VICTORY POSE 20   RMF Headphone Wire 8   CMF A LITTLE WEIRD 10   CMF TIPP IS LATE 200   SS DrBorisG 500   SS BARA DRAGON

No. Position Player 31   GK Super Spinach Smoothies 12   RB >Gains 7   LB Front Press 21   CB Static Stretching 32   CB Fashion Disaster 1   LMF Overhead Press 3   RMF Knee-to-Chest 4   LMF Squats 9   CMF Leg Strap Slipping Again 420   CMF I Hope You Wash That Towel 156   CMF No Pulse 22   SS Wet Splat