/wsg/
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Play Hard, Work Safe
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/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF
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Founded
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March 1, 2013
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IRL Manager
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centralnegro !!TIGcXBQSBUt
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Team Colours
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HEX Colour
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FF0A4D Synthwave Sunset Pink
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Ranking
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19 ( 18)
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Highest Rank
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8 (May, 2020)
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Lowest Rank
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58 (August, 2015)
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Top Scorer
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Duane (51)
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Top Assister
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Duane (33)
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Captain
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Ricardo Milos
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Website
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/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF
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Nickname
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The Wiseguys Wahsug/Wuzguh/Wizgee
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Historic Performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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42
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19
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44
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105
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40%
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Biggest Win
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/wsg/
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5–1
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/y/
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November 3, 2017
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Biggest Defeat
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/wsg/
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0–5
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/k/
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November 5, 2021
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First Match
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/wsg/
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3–0
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/out/
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July 21, 2013
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Elite Cup
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Appearances
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9 (First in Summer '14)
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Best Result
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9th, Winter '16
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Babby Cup
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Appearances
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13 (First in Spring '14)
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Best Result
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2nd, Spring '20
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Fetus Qualifier
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Appearances
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5 (First in Autumn '13)
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Best Result
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1st, Autumn '17
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Team Music
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Kits
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Home Kit
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Away Kit
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Third Kit
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Fourth Kit
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One wonders if the introduction of webms to 4chan was beneficial to /wsg/ or not, on one hand it expanded the focus of the board, on the other it brought a lot of unwanted crossover with YouTube. Nevertheless, what was once a team that only consisted of a collection of random gifs, has now blossomed into team of widely varying interests that can all coexist together thanks to being one of only two boards in which you can post webms with sound and the only one where porn won't drown everything else out.
Roster
Main Article: /wsg/ Roster
See Also: /wsg/ Roster Poll Results
No.
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Position
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Player
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9
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To Be Continued
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19
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WTF Is This Real?
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45
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Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension
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68
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Why Are You Gay?
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95
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MULTI-TRACK LISTENING
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13
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Did He Died?
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89
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Duane
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49
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Chinese Steel Worker
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36
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You Should Kill Yourself... Now!
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11
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Gondola
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77
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Ricardo Milos
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No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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Deal With It
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25
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Motherfucking Newports
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91
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Obligatory 9/11 Thread
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26
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik
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93
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Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs?
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5
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WASTED
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23
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Look At Him Go!
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29
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Thirst Impact
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20
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Big Man Tyrone
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80
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Literally Me
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48
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The "Burger" King
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16
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Sensible Chuckle
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History
Main Article: /wsg/ History
From our humble beginnings as a collection of reaction gifs, to our first taste of competition at the highest level, to subtle rigging by a foreign actor, to our revival from the brink of the abyss, to our quick return to form, to our steady decline into mediocrity and abject failure, to our rebound by dishonest means, to a fresh start under more qualified management, to overcoming all odds in the pursuit of milestones that many teams have accomplished far quicker than us. Once the least relevant team among our cohorts, we've lifted our burdens and become a contender, we've finally blossomed, but for how long?
Performance
Match Record
Main Article: /wsg/ Match History
Tournament Record
Statistics
Main Article: /wsg/ Statistics
Top Goalscorers
Player
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Goals
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Duane
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51
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Ricardo Milos
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43
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To Be Continued
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36
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Dodger Leigh
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18
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Top Assisters
Player
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Assists
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Duane
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33
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To Be Continued
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23
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Gondola
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14
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Ricardo Milos
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9
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Goalkeeper Saves
Player
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Saves
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Deal With It
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153
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Get Out
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74
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To Be Continued
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34
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Scott Sterling
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14
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Man of the Match Awards
Player
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Awards
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Ricardo Milos
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15
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To Be Continued
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11
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Duane
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10
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Big Shake
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5
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Rivalries
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The Moving Pictures Derby
For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though.
The only official meeting between these two teams was a 2-3 loss for /wsg/ in the Autumn '13 Friendlies where /wsg/'s recorded history in the cup began. For various reasons since 2013 the two teams haven't managed to play each other at any point due to factors that range from differing skill levels to straight up not competing for several years in /gif/'s case.
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0-0-1
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The Blazin' All Tens Yolobowl
Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen.Some teams just want to watch the football world burn.
Friendly is an accurate term for this rivalry, seeing as both meetings between the two were held across the Winter and Summer Friendlies of 2014, the former ending in a fun 4-2 win for /wsg/ and the latter in a tense 1-1 nail-biter. Bygone are the days of PES2014 and it's legendary Yolobowl matches, when these teams ever meet again it will likely be in a more competitive setting.
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1-1-0
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The Gentleman's Agreement
Originally just a meme rivalry born from the use of the Wiseguy moniker, a sole match in the Summer '14 Friendlies decided the fate of the nickname and bestowed it upon the WG team with an S in the middle. Despite the promising sign of a budding rivalry, such a rematch of the two teams would not occur for another six years and both sides would never attempt to put their name on the line again.
Many years would pass until a renaissance was ushered in by the great rigging forces of RNGesus. In Spring '20, /wsg/ stomped the competition and would barrel their way through the knockouts to the Semi-Finals where they would meet none other than their forgotten rivals, The Da/wg/s as they were now referred to as. Far exceeding everyone's expectations both teams would enter into a gentleman's agreement, which resulted in a glorious 7-5 slugfest and go down in history as The Greatest Third-Place-Match-Overshadowing Semi-Final Ever :^).
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2-0-0
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The Rat Race Rumble
What would, on paper, seem to be two boards with no connection comes a competitive rivalry that stems all the way back to the PES14 era. Wily veterans /trv/ are never one to back down from a fight. When /wsg/ came knocking during the Winter '14 Friendlies, they would heed the call to arms and walk away with an tight 1-0 victory. Later that Summer /wsg/ would hold the Winter champions to a close 2-1 victory, sending them on a downward spiral to mediocrity, the two teams would not meet again for another two years.
In Summer '16, goalkeeper Get Out with his 7 saves and MotM award would carry the team to a scrappy 1-0 victory. The rivalry though storied only becomes interesting a year later in Autumn '17 where star strikers Duane and To Be Continued worked together to turn a hopeless 3-1 loss into a cheeky 3-3 draw in the dying minutes of the match. /trv/ would finally slay their white whale /wsg/ 1-5 two years later in Autumn '19.
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3-1-1
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Honours
Awards
World '21
Slurpfest of the Tournament
Best Kits
Autumn '21
Slurpfest of the Tournament
Best Overall Chants
Spring '23
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best Alt-horn
Best Overall Chants *
Records
Individual
Record
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Holder
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Match
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Date
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Quickest Brace (1 minute)
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Duane
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/i/ 1 – 3 /wsg/
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May 20, 2018
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Most Goals in a Half (5)
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Duane
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/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/
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May 20, 2022
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Most Goals in a Match (6)
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Duane
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/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/
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May 20, 2022
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Highest Player Rating (9.0)
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Duane
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/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/
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May 20, 2022
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Team
Record
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Holder
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Match
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Date
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Most Goals in a Match (10)
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/wsg/
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/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/
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May 20, 2022
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Match
Record
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Holder
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Date
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Most Shots (41)
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/wsg/ 7 – 5 /wg/
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May 10, 2020
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Most Shots on Target (26)
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/wsg/ 7 – 5 /wg/
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May 10, 2020
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Most Goals in a Match (17)
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/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/
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May 20, 2022
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Gallery
Memorable Moments
56 Chicken Nuggets scores a goal and prevents /s/ from advancing to Summer.
WASTED gets MotM, cackling ensues.
Not the team's proudest moment but the juxtaposition is hilarious.
The first and only time any team has ever surrendered a penalty kick to /wsg/.
Funny enough this classic display of >PES physics had nothing to do with the earlier penalty kick.
Duane and To Be Continued tie things up at the last second in a very To Be Continued fashion.
To Be Continued gets To Be Continued himself due to being offside.
The smile is magnetic, it attracts all. You came to satisfy your lust, acquiescing to base instincts like an animal, but you saw his face and felt a higher calling.
Ricardo doesn't know the meaning of "over the top".
He couldn't deal with it, neither could /bant/ so they scored their own as well.
Duane.exe has stopped working.
Boston Dynamics takes /co/ to the garbage dump.
>The absolute state of /wsg/'s Summer cup run.
What could've been a fun meme match, became a fun shitshow.
The thrilling conclusion to the three part gentleman's divegrass exhibition.
Logo History
Kit History
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