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/npg/
We're not ALL little girls
/npg/ - Neopet General
Founded 2000 Manager Doug Dohring Owner JumpStart IRL manager >implying Team colors Chat color FFD700 Gold Ranking N/A Highest rank 3 (June 2014) Lowest rank 3 (June 2014) Top scorer Dr. Sloth (9) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Dr. Sloth Website /npg/ - Neopet General Nickname Digimon
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 6 3 3 12 50%
GF GA GD 17 12 +5
Biggest win /npg/  4–0  /hanny/ June 14, 2014 Biggest defeat /npg/  1–3  /dng/ June 22, 2014 First match /npg/  0–0  /scv/ June 13, 2014
/vg/ League Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Neopets Ice Cream Machine Music Goal horn Chomby And The Fungos Alternate goalhorn Harry Enfield - Loadsamoney
Kits

Welcome to /npg/. Enjoy your stay.

http://images.neopets.com/prehistoric/band_chombyxmas.swf

Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Tombola Guy #   LB Garet #   CB Birthday Pets #   CB Happiness Faerie #   RB Tarla #   DMF Adam Powell #   CMF Super Attack Pea #   CMF Snowager #   CF DOSH #   SS Xandra Did Nothing Wrong #   CF Dr Sloth

No. Position Player #   GK The Darkest Faerie #   GK King Skarl #   CB NeoHunger Games #   CB Lord Darigan #   CB The Pants Devil #   CB You Still Play Neo? #   LB Nigel #   RB Gooblah #   DMF Disco Fungo #   DMF Myncifarts #   CMF Lewdtarifucker #   CMF SCREEEEEEEEEE

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Tactics

The following is the tactics which are to be used for every /npg/ match in the /vg/ League 5
Here are the tactics in a Pastebin for easy usage.

Use the loadsamoney goalhorn if DOSH, Super Attack Pea, Tarla, Garet, Adam Powell, Nigel, Gooblah score
Use chomby and the fungus balls for all other goals
Use a different kit every game so we get to see them all

Before games substitute in the best conditioned players but don't use auto-lineup because it might swap the CF or the MF which is bad.

Make substitutions at 60 minutes. Substitute off the 3 most tired players out of the following positions: LB, RB, DMF, CMF. Do not substitute in purple condition players ever. Do not substitute in blue condition players unless they are replacing a blue or green player on the pitch.

If losing at 70 switch to central counter instead of wide possession.

get ready for some shit slapping

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
June 13, 2014	/scv/	/vg/ League 2	0-0
June 14, 2014	/hanny/	/vg/ League 2	4-0	P3 Slave Labor  2' Snowager  67' Dr Sloth  78', 86'
June 15, 2014	/kspg/	/vg/ League 2	1-0	Snowager  69'
June 21, 2014	/scv/	/vg/ League 2	0-0 (5-3)
June 22, 2014	/twg/	/vg/ League 2	1-0	Dr Sloth  15'
June 22, 2014	/dng/	/vg/ League 2	1-3	Snowager  57'
June 22, 2014	/mgg/	/vg/ League 2	2-1	Dr Sloth  49', 114'
June 12, 2015	/aa2g/	/vg/ League 4	0-1
June 14, 2015	/dng/	/vg/ League 4	1-1	Super Attack Pea  27'
June 20, 2015	/dsg/	/vg/ League 4	4-2	Snowager  7' Disco Fungo  20' Dr Sloth  34', 57'
December 4, 2015	/rsg/	/vg/ League 5	1-2	Dr Sloth  30'
December 4, 2015	/rlg/	/vg/ League 5	2-2	DOSH  37' Dr Sloth  82'

All time scoring table

Player	Goals
Dr. Sloth	9
Snowager	4
P3 Slave Labor	1
Super Attack Chia	1
Disco Fungo	1
DOSH	1