/SerieA/

/SerieA/
Attack wins matches, Defense wins championships
/SerieA/ - Serie A thread
Founded September 24th, 2017 Manager Massimiliano "PUTTANA MAIALA" Allegri Owner Carlo "Only 4 lesbians care about female football" Tavecchio IRL manager Canes !!J3ZSDcbgj7h Myuer !!3uFZRY/rUap Team colors Chat color 1d9647 Verde Speranza Top scorer TSUUUUUUUUUUU (5) Top assister Piggy's Belly (99999) Captain >Benisvento Website /SerieA/ - Serie A thread Nickname JJwinslol
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 6 2 6 14 42.86%
GF GA GD 24 24 0
Biggest win /SerieA/  4–0  /ncaah/ July 14th, 2018 Biggest defeat /snes/  5–1  /SerieA/ July 8th, 2018 First match /ncaa/  2–1  /SerieA/ March 31st, 2018
Team music
Anthem Tutto il Calcio minuto per minuto opening Victory Anthem Ti Amo Campionato Alt. Anthem Seven Nations Army Alt. Victory Seven Nations Army Remix Goal horn Notti Magiche Angelo Ogbonna Porca Madonna TSUUUUUUUUUUU TSUUUU horn
Kits

>plays like shit
DAI VA BENE
>risks and struggles
HALMA
>finally concedes
HALMA HALMAAAAAAA
>keeps playing like shit
>Angelo Ogbonna passes the ball out of the stadium
USIAMO LA TESTAAAAAAAAAAH
>half the team gets a yellow card for fouling the opposition after losing the ball
FACCIAMOLA GIRARE
>VAR'D equalizes out of the blue
DAI DAI DAI
>somehow TSUUUUUUUUU scores another goal
>look at the bench
>"Warm up for me, Stu- oh"
DAIIII VELOCE
>switch to masterful tictocs 5-4-1
>risks again
>throws coat away
COME A CARPI PUTTANA MAIALAAAAAAAH
>bus status: fully parked
>in the post game interviews
"Bisogna fare i homplimenti ai ragazzi che hanno messo in hampo una prestazione importante hontro un avversario importante"

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Dollarumma 27   RB Warm Up for me, St 0   CB Patrician 0-0 Matchday 4   CB Angelo Ogbonna Porca Madonna 5   LB UN MAIALE NON PUÒ ALLENARE 6   DMF DAI DAI DAI 10   CMF Remember that one goal tho? 8   AMF JJWINSLOL 9   SS VAR'D 11   SS >betting on italian football 7   CF TSUUUUUUUU

No. Position Player 14   CB Virgin Rugani 13   CB European Powerhouse 12   CB Grisi Inda 54   LB Masterful 5-4-1 tictocs 16   LB Leonardo's Magic 17   RB Bohemian Bergkamp 88   RB Nazio 19   DMF HALMA HALMA 9   DMF PIGUAIN 21   CMF King Cuck 22   CMF CIRUZZO ONESTO RAGAZZO DEL SUD 24   CMF >le dribbly drobbly scugnizz

Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
<br{{greentext|/sp/erb Owl 2018	Group Stage	/ncaa/	1-2 L	<small{{greentext|>Benisvento  90+6'</small{{greentext|	March 31st, 2018
		/arse/	1-1 D	<small{{greentext|King Cuck  20'</small{{greentext|	April 1st, 2017
		/trans/	3-0 W	<small{{greentext|Piguain  31'<br{{greentext|Montella's Smile  66', 75'</small{{greentext|	April 7th, 2017
Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV	6v6 Pokemon Classic	/tsab/	0-0 L<br{{greentext|(2-4 PK)	<small{{greentext|</small{{greentext|	June 30th, 2017
<br{{greentext|/ag/ League 3	Group Stage	/ice/	4-3 W	<small{{greentext|Piguain  21', 68'<br{{greentext|Montella's Smile  24', 64'</small{{greentext|	July 7th, 2018
		/snes/	1-5 L	<small{{greentext|Warm Up For Me, Sturato  77'</small{{greentext|	July 8th, 2018
		/ncaah/	4-0 W	<small{{greentext|>Benisvento  28', 53'<br{{greentext|Montella's Smile  34'<br{{greentext|>VAR  90+3'</small{{greentext|	July 14th, 2018
	Round of 32	/trans/	0-2 L	<small{{greentext|</small{{greentext|	July 19th, 2018