Group F of the 2018 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
| Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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 /k/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
9 |
3 |
6 |
7
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 /tg/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
4
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 /tv/ |
3 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
3
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 /wg/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
7 |
-6 |
1
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/tv/ v /tg/
Background: /tg/ routed /tv/ to kick off their 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies season, to the tune of 5–2.
| Stadium: CIA Meemorial Stadium
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17 February 2018, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1125
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Real Human Being  61', 89'
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27' That Fucking Guy
33' Thin Your Paints
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Assists
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Brendan Fraser  61'
Sheev 89'
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27' Gork(or Mork)
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Kit: 
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HOWEVER |
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Problem Child 2 |
 87' |
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Was It Autism? |
87' |
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Mike Stoklasa |
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Super Leia |
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Rick Deckard |
68' |
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Kino |
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Sheev |
 87' |
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Brendan Fraser |
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Real Human Being |
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FOR YOU |
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| Substitutions:
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Dan "Statutory But Mandatory" Schneider |
 68' |
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Classic Paul Dano |
87' |
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>Rotten Tomatoes |
87' |
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| Manager:
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ClingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
Suule !!/bQ+kfA6ObJ
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Kit: 
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Tankred |
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Urist McDwarf |
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Do You Catan? |
61' |
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Dunkelzahn |
61' |
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Urbanmech |
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Old Man Henderson |
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Gork (or Mork) |
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Crazy Hassan |
61' |
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THAT FUCKING GUY |
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Thin Your Paints |
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Doomrider |
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| Substitutions:
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Nicol Bolas |
61' |
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Muscle Wizard |
61' |
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Stat Me |
61' |
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| Manager:
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Lazyturd !!9uWeC3vphKo
CorgiLord !!bcCvQUmQr7n
CptCourage !!X48HYmeF9dn
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Man of the Match:
Real Human Being (/tv/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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40
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60
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| Shots (on target)
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10
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14
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(5)
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(8)
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| Fouls (offside)
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4
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2
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(0)
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(1)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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4
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| Free Kicks
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2
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3
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| Passes completed (%)
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78
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85
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| Crosses
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7
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7
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| Interceptions
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14
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12
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| Tackles
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9
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5
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| Saves
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4
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3
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/wg/ v /k/
Background: /k/ were the first ever team to relegate /wg/, back in the dark days of 1.12. They came away with a 2–0 victory to do so, and despite missing the knockouts that cup (thanks to a playoff loss to now-most dead team in the cup /ic/), earned themselves a soft spot in shitposter hearts. A year later, /wg/ got revenge after easily promoting from the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, ending /k/'s cinderella run with a 3–2 knockout victory.
| Stadium: Mont Cervin
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17 February 2018, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1155
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15' Moist Nugget
38', 76' Hickok45
69' Ian McCollum
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Assists
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15' Ian McCollum
38' Cheeki Breeki
69' TSTTGU
76' Zergface
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Kit: 
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Save One Leave One |
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Rainmeter |
90' |
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Hey /wg/, It's My Birthday! |
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Kilometer One |
90' |
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Orgy Dog |
90' |
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Dank Papes |
47' |
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Comfy |
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Boss Nigger |
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Helios |
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Descartes |
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Cunt Destroyer |
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| Substitutions:
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>>>/w/ |
90' |
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Dark Side of the Moon |
90' |
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Flags of the World |
90' |
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| Manager:
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Moze !!Moze78KszJJ
Meno !!o5KIJgy4fQA
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Kit: 
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2nd Amendment |
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Slavshit |
90' |
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Deagle Brand Deagle |
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Vining |
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT |
69' |
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ATF |
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Ian McCollum |
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Cheeki Breeki |
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Moist Nugget |
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Hickok45 |
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Zergface |
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| Substitutions:
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The Shoulder Thing That Goes Up |
69' |
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| Manager:
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Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I
MilSurpAnon !!UC/MlGJlOke
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Man of the Match:
Hickok45 (/k/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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40
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60
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| Shots (on target)
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5
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8
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(2)
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(7)
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| Fouls (offside)
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3
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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2
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1
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| Free Kicks
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0
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3
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| Passes completed (%)
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85
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87
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| Crosses
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1
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5
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| Interceptions
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4
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9
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| Tackles
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6
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5
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| Saves
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3
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1
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/tv/ v /wg/
Background: Back when nobody knew /wg/ as height abusing fucks with a legendary corgi striker (but rather as the most recent Babby champions), they were in the process of stomping fellow Babby teams in the 2013 4chan Winter Cup group stage. One of these teams was /tv/, whom they defeated 2–1 on the way to 9 point master race.
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23 February 2018, 18:20 UTC
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Kit: 
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High Ground |
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Sneed's Feed and Seed |
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Was It Autism? |
61' |
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>Rotten Tomatoes |
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Rick Deckard |
61' |
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Mr. Thorax |
24' |
61' |
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Sheev |
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Kino |
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Brendan Fraser |
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Real Human Being |
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FOR YOU |
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| Substitutions:
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Mike Stoklasa |
61' |
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Capeshit |
61' |
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Really Raimi? |
61' |
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| Manager:
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ClingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
Suule !!/bQ+kfA6ObJ
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Kit: 
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Save One Leave One |
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>>>/w/ |
6' |
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Dark Side of the Moon |
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Kilometer One |
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Goldblum |
 6' |
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Dank Papes |
61' |
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Comfy |
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Boss Nigger |
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Helios |
54' |
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Descartes |
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Cunt Destroyer |
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| Substitutions:
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Hey /wg/, It's My Birthday! |
6' |
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Headphone Girl |
61' |
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| Manager:
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Moze !!Moze78KszJJ
Meno !!o5KIJgy4fQA
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Man of the Match:
Real Human Being (/tv/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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52
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48
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| Shots (on target)
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10
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8
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(7)
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(1)
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| Fouls (offside)
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4
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2
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(1)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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| Free Kicks
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2
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4
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| Passes completed (%)
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76
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78
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| Crosses
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15
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3
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| Interceptions
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13
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15
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| Tackles
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13
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8
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| Saves
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0
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6
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/tg/ v /k/
Background: /k/'s magical 2012 4chan Winter Cup title run included a 4–2 win over /tg/.
| Stadium: Magical Realm
|
23 February 2018, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1091
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Thin Your Paints 75'
Doomrider 85'
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8' Cheeki Breeki
32' Ian McCollum
88' Zergface
90+3' Hickok45
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Assists
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| Doomrider 75'
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8' Moist Nugget
32', 88' Hickok45
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Kit: 
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Emprah |
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Los Tiburon |
82' |
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Do You Catan? |
64' |
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Nicol Bolas |
64' |
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Los Magos del Tiempo |
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Gork (or Mork) |
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Old Man Henderson |
64' |
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Stat Me |
64' |
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THAT FUCKING GUY |
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Thin Your Paints |
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Doomrider |
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| Substitutions:
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Muscle Wizard |
64' |
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Dunkelzahn |
64' |
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Crazy Hassan |
64' |
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| Manager:
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Lazyturd !!9uWeC3vphKo
CorgiLord !!bcCvQUmQr7n
CptCourage !!X48HYmeF9dn
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Kit: 
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2nd Amendment |
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Slavshit |
75' |
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Flammenwerfer |
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Vining |
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT |
75' |
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Glocknade |
15' |
75' |
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Ian McCollum |
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Cheeki Breeki |
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Moist Nugget |
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Hickok45 |
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Zergface |
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| Substitutions:
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A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer |
75' |
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Cosmoline |
75' |
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ATF |
75' |
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| Manager:
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Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I
MilSurpAnon !!UC/MlGJlOke
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Man of the Match:
Hickok45 (/k/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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40
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60
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| Shots (on target)
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6
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12
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(4)
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(5)
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| Fouls (offside)
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6
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4
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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2
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| Free Kicks
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|
5
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6
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| Passes completed (%)
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|
69
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79
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| Crosses
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7
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3
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| Interceptions
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|
15
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18
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| Tackles
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8
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8
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| Saves
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2
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3
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/wg/ v /tg/
Background: /tg/, at the time defending cup champions, helped to seal their Summer 2015 group early by defeating /wg/ 2–1. Nearly two years later, both met again, in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup and looking for a semifinal spot. Despite /tg/ taking an early lead, /wg/ took the win, 2–1.
| Stadium: Mont Cervin
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25 February 2018, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 1194
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| Communism 63'
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12' Stat Me
29', 82' Thin Your Paints
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Assists
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| Descartes 63'
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12' That Fucking Guy
82' Los Magos Del Tiempo
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| Kit:
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Save One Leave One |
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Original Content |
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Zdzisław Beksiński |
40' |
63' |
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Hey /wg/, It's My Birthday! |
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Headphone Girl |
46' |
63' |
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Spacecat |
62' |
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Boss Nigger |
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Comfy |
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Helios |
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Descartes |
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Cunt Destroyer |
85' |
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| Substitutions:
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Communism |
62' |
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Dark Side of the Moon |
63' |
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Dank Papes |
63' |
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| Manager:
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Moze !!Moze78KszJJ
Meno !!o5KIJgy4fQA
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| Kit:
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Emprah |
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Los Tiburon |
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Dunkelzahn |
62' |
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Nicol Bolas |
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Urbanmech |
62' |
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Gork (or Mork) |
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Old Man Henderson |
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Stat Me |
62' |
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THAT FUCKING GUY |
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Thin Your Paints |
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Doomrider |
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| Substitutions:
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Muscle Wizard |
62' |
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Los Magos del Tiempo |
62' |
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Crazy Hassan |
62' |
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| Manager:
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Lazyturd !!9uWeC3vphKo
CorgiLord !!bcCvQUmQr7n
CptCourage !!X48HYmeF9dn
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Man of the Match:
Thin Your Paints (/tg/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
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52
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48
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| Shots (on target)
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6
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10
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(3)
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(7)
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| Fouls (offside)
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5
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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| Free Kicks
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0
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5
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| Passes completed (%)
|
|
79
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75
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| Crosses
|
|
2
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1
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| Interceptions
|
|
19
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17
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| Tackles
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13
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12
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| Saves
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|
4
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3
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/k/ v /tv/
Background: /tv/ sealed promotion from the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup by winning their final group stage match, 2–1 over the eventual wooden spoon.
| Stadium: Innawoods Park
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25 February 2018, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1446
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| Hickok45 16'
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89' Brendan Fraser
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Kit: 
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2nd Amendment |
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A Literal Fucking Gun Playing Soccer |
78' |
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Navy Seal Pasta |
78' |
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Deagle Brand Deagle |
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT |
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ATF |
78' |
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Ian McCollum |
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Cheeki Breeki |
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Moist Nugget |
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Hickok45 |
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Zergface |
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| Substitutions:
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Ivan Chesnokov |
78' |
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Is That A FAMAS? |
78' |
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Obrez |
78' |
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| Manager:
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Miles_Paratus !!IhJa9y3np3I
MilSurpAnon !!UC/MlGJlOke
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| Kit:
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HOWEVER |
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Was It Autism? |
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Mike Stoklasa |
78' |
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Sneed's Feed and Seed |
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Sheev |
78' |
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Kino |
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Problem Child 2 |
78' |
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Poor Little White Guy |
78' |
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Brendan Fraser |
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Real Human Being |
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FOR YOU |
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| Substitutions:
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>Rotten Tomatoes |
78' |
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Classic Paul Dano |
78' |
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Super Leia |
78' |
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| Manager:
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ClingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
Suule !!/bQ+kfA6ObJ
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Man of the Match:
Brendan Fraser (/tv/)
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| Match Stats
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| Possession (%)
|
|
51
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|
49
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| Shots (on target)
|
|
3
|
|
7
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|
(3)
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|
(3)
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| Fouls (offside)
|
|
1
|
|
4
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(0)
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(0)
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| Corner Kicks
|
|
0
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|
1
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| Free Kicks
|
|
4
|
|
1
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| Passes completed (%)
|
|
83
|
|
81
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| Crosses
|
|
2
|
|
11
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| Interceptions
|
|
12
|
|
14
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| Tackles
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|
6
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|
7
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| Saves
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|
3
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2
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