/nintyg/

/nintyg/
Please Understand
/nintyg/ - Nintendo General
Founded September 23, 1889 Manager Tatsumi "Yakuza Man" Kimishima Owner Yamauchi Family IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color FFFFFF Endless White Ranking 30 Highest rank 8 (December 15, 2013) Lowest rank 30 (December 14, 2014) Top scorer Reggie Fils-Aime (4) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Satoru Iwata Website /nintyg/ - Nintendo General Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 6 0 6 12 50%
GF GA GD 17 21 -4
Biggest win /3dsg/  4–1  /kspg/ December 14, 2013 Biggest defeat /nintyg/  0–3  /ffg/ December 5, 2015 First match /3dsg/  4–2  /nepgen/ December 7, 2013
/vg/ League Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Main Theme Goal horn Xenoblade Chronicles – You Will Know Our Names Reggie althorn My Body is Ready XCX is shit althorn Black Tar
Kits

Story

Founded in November 2013, /3dsg/ (Nintendo 3DS General) were a team who participated in the very first /vg/ League, and became one of the original Elites, making the knockouts only to be eliminated by cup winners /dsg/. The following /vg/ Leagues saw /3dsg/ not participating; after showing interest once again in time for the /vg/ League 4, /3dsg/ ceased to exist, being merged with /wug/ (Wii U General) to create /nintyg/.

Under the new general of /nintyg/, in May 2015, the team remained interested in participating in the VGL4, and played for the first time in a year and a half. Drawn into a group with last /vg/ League's 2nd place team /wtg/, mediocre team turned autopilot /rsg/, and newcomer /meg/ after a strong friendlies showing against /feg/ winning 2–0, /nintyg/'s hopes were high for the /vg/ League 4. Throughout the first two matches of group stage a 2–1 victory over /wtg/ and a 1–0 victory over /meg/ propelled /nintyg/ to a guaranteed knockout berth, the second of the league. An absolute semen slurper of a 1–0 victory over /@/ led to a disappointing 2–1 loss against /rsg/, who had previously beat /nintyg/ 3–2 in the final match of group stages. Despite falling at quarterfinals, /nintyg/'s goalkeeper Powerglove won the /vg/ League 4's Golden Glove, which allowed /nintyg/ representative and eventual /vr/ medal Satoru Iwata to assume the position of starting goalkeeper for /vg/ in Autumn 2015. That didn't go quite as planned.

/nintyg/ remained interested when the VGL5 rolled around, likely due to the general itself having almost nothing else to actually talk about. Grouped with eventual league winner /ffg/ (who /nintyg/ beat on benuldies in a friendly match), sister general and /vg/ League Elite /ssbg/, and rebuilt /aa2g/ and with a slightly updated roster, /nintyg/ flopped hard. /ffg/ got revenge with a 3–0 blowout on their way to the title, but /nintyg/ showed they weren't completely lifeless with a 1–0 victory over /ssbg/. /nintyg/ had some hope of advancing, but /aa2g/ proceeded to tear apart /nintyg/ in the final match, scoring four before a late consolation goal from Reeggie. The end result was /nintyg/ losing their spot on /vg/ and finishing last in the group. Since then, /nintyg/'s manager has been ded, and eventually despite the Switch release the 4 remaining residents of /nintyg/ decided they would rather shitpost on /v/ than /vg/ and left the general to die.

Team

No. Position Player 1   GK Power Glove 4   CB True and Honest Donkey Kong 3   CB Gunpei Yokoi 2   RB Linkle 6   LB Eiji Aonuma 5   DMF Hiroshi Yamauchi 7   CMF XCX is shit 11   CMF RIP Nikki 8   AMF Shigeru Miyamoto 10   SS Satoru Iwata 9   CF Reggie Fils-Aime

No. Position Player 12   GK Listanon 13   CB Satoru Shibata 14   CB First Party Trash 16   RB Miitomo 21   RB pige :3c 15   LB Region Locking 22   LB NX 20   DMF ok 19   DMF Gor 17   AMF Tatsumi Kimishima 18   AMF Lanky Kong 23   AMF Bill Trinen

Export

VGL 4 Aesthetics Export: 7z File

Music

Anthem: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Main Theme: [You Tube]

Goalhorn: Xenoblade Chronicles - You Will Know Our Names : [You Tube]

Alt. Goalhorn (If Reggie Scores): Reginald's Body is Ready : [You Tube]

Alt. Goalhorn (If XCX is Shit Scores): Xenoblade Chronicles X - Black Tar (Doll Battle Theme): [puush]

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 7, 2013	/nepgen/	/vg/ League 1 Group Stage	4–2 W	3DS XL  31', 50', 78' Region Lock  83'
December 8, 2013	/acg/	/vg/ League 1 Group Stage	0–3 L
December 14, 2013	/kspg/	/vg/ League 1 Group Stage	4–1 W	Is It Cracked?  45+' 3DS XL  55' Region Lock  67' HEY  85'
December 15, 2013	/dsg/	/vg/ League 1 Quarterfinals	0–2 L
June 7, 2015	/feg/	/vg/ League 4 Friendlies (unofficial)	2–0 W	Satoru Iwata  10' Wii Mini  77'
June 12, 2015	/wtg/	/vg/ League 4 Group Stage	2–1 W	Satoru Iwata  60' Reggie  69'
June 14, 2015	/meg/	/vg/ League 4 Group Stage	1–0 W	Reggie 89'
June 20, 2015	/rsg/	/vg/ League 4 Group Stage	2–3 L	Reggie  15' Satoru Iwata  75'
June 27, 2015	/@/	/vg/ League 4 Knockout Stage	1–0 W	Lanky Kong  75'
June 29, 2015	/rsg/	/vg/ League 4 Knockout Stage	2–1 L	My Dick Hurts  51'
November 28, 2015	/ffg/	/vg/ League 5 Friendlies (unofficial)	2(6)–2(5) W	Reggie  38' Shigeru Miyamoto  53'
December 5, 2015	/ffg/	/vg/ League 5 Group Stage	0–3 L
December 11, 2015	/ssbg/	/vg/ League 5 Group Stage	1–0 W	Satoru Iwata  65'
December 13, 2015	/aa2g/	/vg/ League 5 Group Stage	1–4 L	Reggie  82'