Server maintenance/downtime still planned during the offseason pending f4r getting some time to actually do it.
/akg/
| /akg/ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Okaeri, Dokutah | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| /akg/ - Arknights General | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Historic performance | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team music | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Kits | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Arknights is a chink gachashit mobile actually >fun tower defense game that takes place in a world full of edgy kemonomimi, angels with guns, Russians, and literal devils and vampires, all infected with rock cancer, and it's up to you as the Doctor to try and cure them of the plague. Allegedly. You spend a lot more time murdering infected people than actually curing them.
/akg/ meanwhile spends most of its time being huge fucking brainlets that don't know who to E2 next and still can't clear TR-15, at least until they reach zero sanity and start screaming about not being able to play for longer than 15 minutes and spamming random lyrics for hours.
Roster
|
|
Exports
| Aesthetics | Audio | Tactical |
Match History
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| June 7th, 2020 |  /pmmm/
|
/vg/ League 14 | 2-5 L |  45+1' ZERO SANITY 68' Donkey
|
| June 13th, 2020 |  /gfg/
|
/vg/ League 14 | 0-3 L | |
| June 19th, 2020 |  /drg/
|
/vg/ League 14 | 3-4 L | 29' ZERO SANITY  42' 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD (Assist: BLOCK CERO) 82' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: GAOOO) 90+5' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING)
|
Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| September 20th, 2020 |  /domg/
|
/vg/ League 15 Friendlies | ||
| September 25th, 2020 |  /alg/
|
/vg/ League 15 Friendlies |
Team Art
BLOCK CERO blocking zero out of five shots, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
ZERO SANITY getting /akg/'s first goal ever, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
Donkey getting /akg/'s second goal, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
BLOCK CERO, who actually blocked four shots, against /gfg/, VGL14 vs. /gfg/
Fanart of Matoimaru
Anon cheering on his wife
Team Awards
VGL Awards
/vg/ League 14 Wooden Spoon
/vg/ League 14 Best General Aesthetics
/vg/ League 14 Biggest Spaghetti Moment - 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD's Own Goal vs. /drg/
Records
- /gfg/ v.
/akg/ set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 587 during the group stage of VGL14
Team History
|
/akg/ was formed on the evening of May 1, 2020. In preparation for the upcoming /vg/ League 14, much debate was had over the team logo and composition. Eventually 23 operators were selected, and /akg/ was ready to make their /vg/ League debut. |
Group I Match 1 vs. /pmmm/With much anticipation and hype built up over the preceding month, /akg/ took the field in their official debut against the lesbians of /pmmm/. Unfortunately, /pmmm/ got off to a fast start as /akg/'s offense was left anemic, with /pmmm/ scoring twice near the end of the first half. However, the efforts of ZERO SANITY and Donkey were able to pull /akg/ back to a 2-2 tie. This was the peak of the match, however, as /pmmm/ broke /akg/'s defense with three goals in seven minutes. /akg/'s first ever match concluded 2-5. Group I Match 2 vs. /gfg/[REDACTED] Group I Match 3 vs. /drg/After two poor performances, /akg/ was already knocked out of the tournament, so the final match against /drg/ was a matter of pride. The offense (except Donkey) started off better than the previous two matches, actually being able to form strings of passes. However, /drg/ was able to take a defensive error by 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD and turn it into a goal. This goal was quickly canceled out by ZERO SANITY scoring a precise shot, taking advantage of /drg/'s own defensive error. Screams of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA filled the stands. A slow first half was coming to a close when the unimaginable happened. BLOCK CERO, already debuffed by an enemy Agent, activated her skill. She kicked the ball directly into 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD's bag, and it ricocheted into the net. At the start of the second half, Donkey missed another opportunity. Following this, /drg/ scored again, bringing the score to 1-3. Switching tactics, /akg/ opted for a more attacking style of play. This resulted in an eventual goal, with GAOOO finding WA CHING WA CHING to halve /drg/'s lead. After another couple of mistakes by Donkey, /drg/ was able to score on a counter. With the game in stoppage time and the score 2-4, /akg/ decided to go for Risk 26 and threw five operators forward. After a save off a kickoff shot by ZERO SANITY, it looked like these tactics were for naught. However, a key tackle by No Thoughts Head Empty followed by an incisive pass from WA CHING WA CHING resulted in another ZERO SANITY goal. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs filled the stands for one last time in this tournament, and the match concluded 3-4. VGL 14 EpilogueDespite a valiant performance against /drg/, other results on the final matchdays went against /akg/, and /akg/ finished with the wooden spoon as the team in the tournament with the least amount of points. However all was not for naught. BLOCK CERO's tactical own goal was able to give /akg/ an award for Spaghetti Moment of the Tournament, and the team's overall aesthetics on their debut won Aesthetics of the Tournament. With more time, hype, and experience on their side, /akg/ now looks forward to /vg/ League 15, hoping that a new tournament will bring better fortune. |
Team Statistics
| Player | Caps | Goals | Assists | Yellow Cards | Red Cards | Playing Time (Minutes) | Average Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 ZERO SANITY
|
3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 270 | 6.5 |
 Donkey
|
3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 270 | 6.17 |
 WA CHING WA CHING
|
3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 270 | 6.17 |
 Mofumofu
|
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 270 | 5.5 |
 HellaCHAD
|
3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 270 | 5.67 |
 LappGOD
|
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 87 | 5.25 |
 Jetpackbro
|
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 68 | 5.5 |
 What's His Name Again?
|
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90 | 5.5 |
 I Never Asked For This
|
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 270 | 5.5 |
 No Thoughts Head Empty
|
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 91 | 5.5 |
 Retardbro...
|
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 65 | 5.5 |
 Stop Sending Clue 7
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | N/A |
 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD
|
2 | Own Goal | By BLOCK CERO | 0 | 0 | 180 | 5.5 |
 >african doctors
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | N/A |
 APPURU PAI
|
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 92 | 5.25 |
 Loginknights
|
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 6.0 |
 Cutest Cripple
|
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70 | 5.33 |
 LA GOBLINA
|
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 67 | 5.0 |
 KO KO DA YO~
|
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 68 | 6.0 |
 GAOOO
|
2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 6.0 |
 Shut the **** Up
|
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 65 | 5.5 |
 Sad Fat Rich Cat
|
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 67 | 6.0 |
| Player | Caps | Saves | Saves Per Game | Average Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 BLOCK CERO
|
3 | 9 | 3 | 5.67 |
