/vrt/ Historical Roster

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2022

/vt/ League 3

No. Position Player 4 GK Hank Hill 222 RB Menhera Hiatus 169 CB Soft Erotic Belly 999 CB Random Indie 0 LB HEY GUYS 00 DMF Obligatory Doom Stream 70 RMF Malort - I'll Have Another! 26 CMF A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear 3 AMF Retro Rab 19 SS Oh No Lumi 8 CF Dorky Spooder

No. Position Player 96 RB hello me nop inglish 1 RB #1 Sonic Fangirl 13 CB Post Credit Homework 369 CB Retro Rrat 07 CB Is this retro yet? 23 LB throwing Engineers for 23min straight 256 LB Donate all your RAM 5 DMF PoP'ntard 30 DMF a bunch of Oldbots 18 RMF Homework 121 RMF Ear Blessing 401 RMF Free Schizo Bumps

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
Dorky Spooder	5	2	2
Oh No Lumi	4	1	0
Retro Rab	2	0	0
Menhera Hiatus	0	2	0
A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear	0	2	0

2023

/vt/ League 4

No. Position Player 4 GK Hank Hill 222 RB Menhera Hiatus 51 CB I want to fuck my Bro 24 CB I guess i found a new Oshi 70 LB Malort - I'll Have Another! 00 DMF Obligatory Doom Stream 9 RMF Sava... Why? 69 CMF When is the next baking stream? 3 AMF Retro Rab 19 SS Oh No Lumi 8 CF Dorky Spooder

No. Position Player 96 RB hello me nop inglish 999 RB Random Indie 13 CB Post Credit Homework 26 CB A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear 07 CB Is this retro yet? 22 LB Goodnight /vrt/ 256 LB Donate all your RAM 5 DMF PoP'ntard 30 DMF a bunch of Oldbots 88 RMF VRT UNITY! 121 RMF Ear Blessing 401 RMF Free Schizo Bumps

Player	Goals	Assists	MotM
Dorky Spooder	3	1	0
Retro Rab	2	2	2
Oh No Lumi	2	2	0
hello me nop inglish!	2	0	0
When is the next baking stream?	1	1	0
Free Schizo Bumps	1	0	0
Malort - I'll Have Another!	1	0	0
Ear Blessing	0	1	0
VRT UNITY!	0	1	0
Random Indie	0	1	0

Historic Players

Goalkeepers

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	4	Hank Hill		The man for all your Retrogame & Retrogame accessories needs. The original 4th Horseman of the Retrocalypse and one of the OGs that formed the thread to what it is today. Sadly he caught a bad case of "twitch" which have made his stream hard to watch for some and seems to have slowed him down in the Goal in recent times.

Defenders

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	51	I want to fuck my Bro
CB	24	I guess i found a new Oshi
CB	8	Post Credit Homework
CB	26	A Woman to Surpass Metal Gear
CB	07	Is this retro yet?		The age old question that never seems to find a common conscience: Is this retro yet? Some say everything below 2007 is, some say only if its not on a Gen 7 Console. Others are fine with games even up to 2011 while some hardcore spider mom says even the PS2 is not retro yet. So the question in many cases will always be: is this retro yet?
CB	169	Soft Erotic Belly		/vrt/'s beloved dog themed, retro loving, hag chuuba. She is the link of retro and architecture and her belly makes the urge to squeeze hard to resist. Sadly the Architects are quite adamant about her diet and thus she wasn't the fastest on the field and had to be put on the cheering team instead. If only there was a dog themed, retro loving, hag chuuba that was fit and agile...
CB	369	Retro Rrat
RB	8	Menhera Hiatus
RB	96	hello me nop inglish
RB	999	Random Indie		Many a Random Indie are being linked in /vrt/, some to bump the thread, others to shill an oshi or even oneself. They offer a wide variety of retro chuubas that play plenty of different games, but this one JP chuuba gets brought up every now but no one really understands who it is or the things she says as the thread is full of EOPs.
RB	1	#1 Sonic Fangirl
LB	70	Malort - I'll Have Another!
LB	22	Gooodnight /vrt/
LB	256	Donate all your RAM
LB	0	HEY GUYS
LB	23	throwing Engineers for 23min straight

Midfield

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
AMF	3	Retro Rab
CMF	69	When is the next baking stream?
DMF	00	Obligatory Doom Stream
DMF	5	PoP'ntard
DMF	30	a bunch of Oldbots
RMF	9	Sava... Why?
RMF	88	VRT UNITY!
RMF	121	Ear Blessing
RMF	401	Free Schizo Bumps		/vrt/ is a very comfy thread overall but every now some Schizos get lost in it with their weird drama BS that no one cares about. /vrt/ however used to be a young thread and decided to put the Schizos to good use and riled them up in dead hours to bump the thread for them while the regulars went to sleep. It has worked maybe a bit too well as some of themm seem to have taken up permanent residence and sperg out even outside of dead hours.
RMF	18	Homework

Forwards

Pos.	No.	Name	Picture	Description
SS	19	Oh No Lumi		The Matron of the Onobots and Connosseur of PC retro games.
CF	8	Dorky Spooder		The Mother of the Buckos and Connosseur of Console retro games.