/utg/
The /vg/ League 21 is LIVE ON CYTUBE |
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December 9th | /fgog/ | 19:40 UTC | /vg/ League 21 |
Archives of the team can be found at the Match History section.
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Team Information
Reputation
Early in the team's history, the monster mash was initially regarded as a flash-in-the-pan nuiscance in /vg/ and something of a blight, but time and familiarity has softened things somewhat. While the threads themselves remain interminably horny and autistic, Undertale (along with the parts of Deltarune that FUCKING HACK HAS GOTTEN OFF HIS LAZY ASS TO RELEASE) has stood the test of time. Whatever borderline-/trash/ fanart smut or mentally ill tripfagging is happening in the thread, at least people like seeing the team's faces.
After a long hiatus from the league, their VGL17 return gave them a new lease on life as a mid-tier collection of pranksters. Their actual skill and performance fluctuates wildly: choking against gimme opponents, sneaking out undeserved wins, going GOD OF HYPERDEATH mode without warning, racking up fouls, or playing some of the most unwatchable spaghetti-dropping zero-IQ garbage ever witnessed by man or beast. If they exceed expectations, they're a Cinderella story, and if they under-perform they're exposed frauds and retards that should be banished and sealed underground. Whatever they do, it's usually funny... just be sure the joke isn't on you.
History
Previous save states can be seen at /utg/ History.
/vg/ League 19
As the first cup under live coaching in many years, Group E of /vg/ League 19 was predominantly new faces, but an opponent met once before in /digi/ was up first. Jevil, now confined to a wheelchair, decided to finally start doing things (scores, assists, defense, back flips, etc.) en route to being honored Man of the Match after a 2-0 victory. That win was ultimately a twotoriel tutorial match, though, as /feg/ chose their match against us to not bench a medal, and proceeded to kick the monster gang up and down the pitch for the first half. The second half was better, but ultimately the damage was done, and a valuable lesson was learned about fluid formations cobbled together the night before. Sitting as the low 3 of a precarious 4-3-3-1 in group stage math, it was essentially Just Win LOL against /alg/; doable, but not guaranteed. After another intensive all-night cram session before the game, the team discovered the fabled tactic known as "having offense" and cruised to not only victory, but narrowly clinching the top of the group without even using substitutions.
Elated with the fact he didn't completely shit the bed, management happily crashed asleep... and totally missed that there was a bonus playoff against /pmmm/ later that day; oops. Thankfully, The Lads knew the playbook and the team took a 3-1 win to a temporary top-eight seeding. After a nice Day 10 not having to coach via phone (and Flowey getting Day 9 Player of the Day for being a cheeky li'l shit) the Round of 16 match against /fgoalter/ proved to be a nail biter. LIZ LOVE drew first blood, but a goddamn ERA PENAL put the score level again. A cheeky 45+1 brace from DETERMINATION had /utg/ up at the half, but Kiryu-chan pulled it even. At last, buoyed by the synergy of Susie and Krabs in the backfield, Determination nailed a crucial hat trick at 87' and sent /utg/ to their second-ever Final Day. Unfortunately, the team's coaster car ride ran out of track against /akg/; two quick goals early in the first half couldn't be answered, and the monsters lost by one, just like their meeting in the New Thread Cup not long prior. Still, at least the difference wasn't a FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE FREE KICK. And hey, SPAMTON ACTUALLY SCORED ANOTHER GOAL! Top 8 for the second time ever, ending a six year drought? Pretty good. Now to laugh, and return to our mind palace...
/vg/ League X-2 or 20 or Whatever
The team enjoyed their downtime before /vg/ League X-2 began, including finally notching a(n exhibition) win against their Super High-School Level white whale, but the new season brought new challenges. League officials' new rules and return to PES19 took time to get adjusted to, and the opponents of Group D presented an immediate threat amid the headache of a playbook revamp. /gig/ had just come off winning bronze last League, /@/ was in similarly strong form having kicked the tar out of the team in recent memory, and the newly-debuting /xgg/ represented a complete unknown.
With /xgg/ to face down first, Burgerpants scored quick and the team held it together for most of their first game against the rookies, but it didn't last. They were plagued by fatigue in the last 15 minutes of play, and a 2-0 lead dissolved quickly into a hard-fought tie, thanks in no small part to Starwalker's tenacious goalkeeping. Uncharacteristically for the Extended Universe Fun Gang, they responded next week's group math pressure with a fury not even their coach knew they had in them. /gig/ drew first blood, but unknowingly had opened their own personal Doorway to Brazil, spending minute 27 on having a really, really bad time. The team sat (precariously) at the top of the group, with a big cushion between them and group stage elimination, but the idols of /@/ were in top form... and /utg/ knew it. They assumed a defensive position, and kept the loss from being a rout, but a baited foul from FAT BITCH got Jevil his second yellow card, suspending him before Survival Round when the teams needed him most to do something... anything!
Day 9's mind-warping length led to a series impromptu pickup matches, and a loss to /5N@F/ at the end of a seemingly endless day sank the team's spirit and brainpower even further. As a result, their Day 10 rematch with /fgoalter/ was one of the most dreadful matches in recent memory... at least until it went to 0-0 penalties and looped back around to being funny. The first 3 rounds went tit-for-fat, but a save on Burgerpants proved the difference maker, ending the team's run but clawing out a roster slot all the way at the far end of the bench. While the post-revival representative streak survived the ordeal, the team was demonstrably in need of some work.
/vg/ League 21
Faced with rules and configurations changing drastically once again, it was the right time for the addition of Trainer !!z/nDNyNKZRL to doublr the team's management staff and zero-dollar budget. The friendly games were a vital time to try new things out and consult the fans' demands. Sans' experiments with radioactive calcium turned him briefly into a Papyrus-sized behemoth, but the plan was ultimately rejected after sizable losses to /2hug/ and /indie/ brethren. Even besides the valuable practice, at least Tall Sans it scared the bejesus out of /aceg/ for a match. This was also the farewell tour for Toriel "GOATmom" Dreemurr, who retired her #3 jersey and opted to bake cinnamon and/or butterscotch and/or snail pies for after the team's games. In her stead came her second-favorite son Kris, with knife and cage-wagon in tow.
The team was slotted into Group C, featuring the stalwart /fgog/, the plucky-but-beleaguered /omg/, and FUCKING LE MICKEY FREEKICKEY ZERO SANALDO /akg/ not long after clashing on VGL19's final day. With a group this competitive, /utg/ sought group points and big scores early out the gate, and were lucky to face the debuting Omega Strikers first. The match was an offensive free-for-all, a defensive letdown, and a goalkeeping shitshow, but /utg/ was able to outpace the quasi-soccer players. After trading bloots to 3-3, Spamton finally scored his second VGL-career goal (and show off his new goalhorn) to go up at the half, which was held (and extended slightly) to the end... but not before also picking up a pointless yellow card in post-90' stoppage. That's our Big Shit alright.
The road ahead is harder still. Will that yellow come back to haunt the team? Will /akg/ continue to falter after their /fgog/ loss? Or are /fgog/ now just as dangerous? Why were /utg/ one of only two teams to win at home today? Why was the other one /gig/ of all people? Who knows! See you next weekend bitches!
Roster
Main article: /utg/ Roster
Match History
Official Matches
/vg/ League 5
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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December 4, 2015 | /domg/ | /vg/ League 5 Group B |
2-1 W | booby 10' BAD TIMES 67' |
>fun YouTube |
December 6, 2015 | /mgg/ | /vg/ League 5 Group B |
1-4 L | GOAT Mom 32' | >fun YouTube |
December 12, 2015 | /vitagen/ | /vg/ League 5 Group B |
4-2 W | GOAT Mom 14' DETERMINATION 39', 90+' *Ditch 65' |
>fun YouTube |
December 19, 2015 | /kspg/ | /vg/ League 5 Round of 16 |
1-4 L | Burgerpants 45' | >fun YouTube |
/vg/ League 6
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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June 4, 2016 | /xcg/ | /vg/ League 6 Group H |
3-2 W | BAD TIMES 19', 77' Burgerpants 39' |
>fun YouTube |
June 10, 2016 | /kspg/ | /vg/ League 6 Group H |
6-1 W | booby 14' (pen.) >4km/s to orbit 42' BAD TIMES 53', 64', 85' Burgerpants 66' |
>fun YouTube |
June 12, 2016 | /lisg/ | /vg/ League 6 Group H |
3-2 W | BAD TIMES 25', 76', 86' | >fun YouTube |
June 18, 2016 | /drg/ | /vg/ League 6 Round of 16 |
0-3 L | >fun YouTube |
/vg/ League 7
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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December 2, 2016 | /nepgen/ | /vg/ League 7 Group C |
3-1 W | BAD TIMES 45+3', 68' Burgerpants 54' |
>fun YouTube |
December 4, 2016 | /lolg/ | /vg/ League 7 Group C |
3-1 W | BAD TIMES 4' DETERMINATION 56' Burgerpants 81' |
>fun YouTube |
December 10, 2016 | /lzg/ | /vg/ League 7 Group C |
1-2 L | DETERMINATION 50' |
>fun YouTube |
December 17, 2016 | /mhg/ | /vg/ League 7 Round of 16 |
6-3 W | BAD TIMES 17', 50', 69', 88', 90+4' Burgerpants 38' |
YouTube |
December 18, 2016 | /hsg/ | /vg/ League 7 Quarterfinals |
3-4 L | BAD TIMES 26' Goat Mom 40' DETERMINATION 86' |
>fun YouTube |
/vg/ League 8
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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June 10, 2017 | /aceg/ | /vg/ League 8 Group F |
3-2 W | Burgerpants 15' BAD TIMES 59' DETERMINATION 72' |
YouTube |
June 16, 2017 | /sog/ | /vg/ League 8 Group F |
2-2 D | BAD TIMES 9' DETERMINATION 31' |
YouTube |
June 18, 2017 | /nepgen/ | /vg/ League 8 Group F |
0-0 D | YouTube |
/vg/ League 9
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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December 2, 2017 | /digi/ | /vg/ League 9 Group F |
3-0 W | DETERMINATION 8' *Ditch 25, 90+1' |
>fun YouTube |
December 8, 2017 | /meg/ | /vg/ League 9 Group F |
2-5 L | *Flirt 42' DETERMINATION 77' |
>fun YouTube |
December 10, 2017 | /aog/ | /vg/ League 9 Group F |
0-2 L | >fun YouTube |
/vg/ League X
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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June 3, 2018 | /hsg/ | /vg/ League X Group K |
2-2 D | BAD TIMES 68' DETERMINATION 90+0' |
>fun YouTube |
June 9, 2018 | /pmmm/ | /vg/ League X Group K |
3-0 W | DETERMINATION 5' BAD TIMES 82' Burgerpants 90+1' |
>fun |
June 15, 2018 | /tf2g/ | /vg/ League X Group K |
2-2 D | Dummy Posting 77', 90+2' | >fun YouTube |
June 22, 2018 | /fgg/ | /vg/ League X Survival Round 2 |
1(2)-1(4) L | BAD TIMES 90+1' | >fun YouTube |
/vg/ League 11
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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November 23, 2018 | /aceg/ | /vg/ League 11 Group A |
1-1 D | Sans Undertale 40' | >fun YouTube |
December 2, 2018 | /vrg/ | /vg/ League 11 Group A |
0-3 L | >fun YouTube | |
December 8, 2018 | /osg/ | /vg/ League 11 Group A |
0-1 L | >fun YouTube |
/vg/ League 13
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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November 23, 2019 | /vn/ | /vg/ League 13 Group H |
3-2 W | *Flirt 21', 26', 61' | >fun YouTube |
November 29, 2019 | /ddlc/ | /vg/ League 13 Group H |
1-0 W | BAD TIMES 4' | >fun YouTube |
December 8, 2019 | /ssbg/ | /vg/ League 13 Group H |
3-1 W | BAD TIMES 44' Burgerpants 49', 51' |
>fun YouTube |
December 14, 2019 | /drg/ | /vg/ League 13 Round of 16 |
0-2 L | >fun YouTube |
/vg/ League 17
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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November 19, 2021 | /kfg/ | /vg/ League 17 Qualifiers | 3-1 L | BAD TIMES 86' | >fun YouTube |
November 20, 2021 | /osg/ | /vg/ League 17 Qualifiers | 1-3 W | DETERMINATION 17', 52' Chaotic Jester 48' |
>fun YouTube |
November 21, 2021 | /acg/ | /vg/ League 17 Qualifiers | 6-4 W | BAD TIMES 9', 34', 36' Burgerpants 23' DETERMINATION 67', 81' |
>fun YouTube |
November 26, 2021 | /dng/ | /vg/ League 17 Group D |
0-2 W | BAD TIMES 21' DETERMINATION 65' |
>fun YouTube |
December 5, 2021 | /wtg/ | /vg/ League 17 Group D |
0-4 W | DETERMINATION 5', 68', 81' BAD TIMES 29' |
>fun YouTube |
December 11, 2021 | /egg/ | /vg/ League 17 Group D |
2-4 L | BAD TIMES 14', 41' | >fun YouTube |
December 18, 2021 | /mjg/ | /vg/ League 17 Round of 16 |
1-4 L | BAD TIMES 70' | >fun YouTube |
/vg/ League 18
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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June 17, 2022 | /kfg/ | /vg/ League 18 Group C |
3-2 W | BAD TIMES 13', 31' DETERMINATION 81' |
>fun Highlights |
June 26, 2022 | /drg/ | /vg/ League 18 Group C |
1-2 L | BAD TIMES 34' | >fun Highlights |
July 2, 2022 | /dng/ | /vg/ League 18 Group C |
2-1 W | BAD TIMES 70', 90+1' | >fun Highlights |
July 8, 2022 | /@/ | /vg/ League 18 Survival Round 2 |
1-3 L | BAD TIMES 84' | >fun Highlights |
/vg/ League 19
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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November 26, 2022 | /digi/ | /vg/ League 19 Group E |
2-0 W | I Can't Do Anything 7' Determination 20' |
>fun Highlights |
December 2, 2022 | /feg/ | /vg/ League 19 Group E |
1-3 L | BAD TIMES 88' | >fun Highlights |
December 11, 2022 | /alg/ | /vg/ League 19 Group E |
3-0 W | DETERMINATION 18' BAD TIMES 31', 45+2' |
>fun Highlights |
December 17, 2022 | /fgoalter/ | /vg/ League 19 Round of 16 |
3-2 W | DETERMINATION 24' (pen.), 45+1', 87' | >fun |
December 18, 2022 | /akg/ | /vg/ League 19 Quarterfinals |
1-2 L | [BIG SHOT] 34' | >fun |
/vg/ League X-2
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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June 9, 2023 | /xgg/ | /vg/ League X-2 Group D |
2-2 D | Burgerpants 7' BAD TIMES 70' |
>fun |
June 18, 2023 | /gig/ | /vg/ League X-2 Group D |
1-7 W | DETERMINATION 27', 90+3' BAD TIMES 33', 58', 70', 81' I CAN'T DO ANYTHING 43' |
>fun |
June 24, 2023 | /@/ | /vg/ League X-2 Group D |
1-3 L | DETERMINATION 25' | >fun |
June 30, 2023 | /fgoalter/ | /vg/ League X-2 Survival Round 1 |
0(3)-0(4) L | >fun |
/vg/ League 21
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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November 24, 2023 | /omg/ | /vg/ League 21 Group C |
6-4 W | DETERMINATION 5', 69' BAD TIMES 15', 28', 83' [BIG SHOT] 45+3' |
>fun |
December 3, 2023 | /akg/ | /vg/ League 21 Group C |
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December 9, 2023 | /fgog/ | /vg/ League 21 Group C |
Unofficial Matches
Friendlies
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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November 28, 2015 | /5N@F/ | /vg/ League 5 Friendlies | 2-0 W | booby 33' DETERMINATION 53' |
>fun YouTube |
September 24, 2017 | /indie/ | /vg/ League 9 Friendlies | 1-1 D | DETERMINATION 83' | |
April 15, 2018 | /indie/ | /vg/ League X Friendlies | 1-3 L | BAD TIMES 28' | |
September 14, 2018 | /d2g/ | /vg/ League 11 Friendlies | 3-1 W | *Ditch 28' BAD TIMES 67', 78' |
>YouTube |
March 31, 2019 | /fgg/ | /vg/ League 12 Friendlies | 3-1 W | I CAN DO ANYTHING 8', 76' The Chad Lancer 27' |
>fun |
March 21, 2020 | /ssbg/ | /vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 2(5)-2(4) W | Krabs 76' BAD TIMES 87' |
YouTube |
March 22, 2020 | /dbg/ | /vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 3-2 W | BAD TIMES 26' Burgerpants 29' *Flirt 59' |
YouTube |
December 11, 2022 | /pmmm/ | /vg/ League 19 Sneeding Playoff |
1-3 W | DETERMINATION 7' BAD TIMES 67' I CAN'T DO ANYTHING 86' |
>fun Highlights |
March 24, 2023 | /drg/ | /vg/ League X-2 Friendlies | 4-2 W | BAD TIMES 6', 16' Determination 99' Burgerpants 110' |
>fun |
June 25, 2023 | /5N@F/ | /vg/ League X-2 meme match |
2-0 L | >fun | |
September 17, 2023 | /2hug/ | /vg/ League 21 Friendlies | 2-4 L | I CAN'T DO ANYTHING 67' DETERMINATION 71' |
>fun |
September 22, 2023 | /aceg/ | /vg/ League 21 Friendlies | 4-2 W | BAD TIMES 13', 90+2' Nugget 38' DETERMINATION 60' |
>fun |
September 23, 2023 | /indie/ | /vg/ League 21 Friendlies | 4-0 L | >fun |
Invitationals
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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June 30, 2016 | /5N@F/ | Rigging After Dark | 2-3 L | BAD TIMES 56', 60' | YouTube |
July 9, 2016 | /ddg/ | DrDtroit Fakkin Boolsheet Series Round of 16 |
4-1 W | booby 26', 33', 75', 81' | |
September 3, 2022 | /akg/ | New Thread Cup Group C |
0-1 L | >fun | |
September 4, 2022 | /drg/ | New Thread Cup Group C |
1-2 L | BAD TIMES 43' | >fun |
September 10, 2022 | /gfg/ | New Thread Cup Group C |
0-2 L | >fun |
Extra-Unofficial Matches (vs. non-VGL teams)
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Video |
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July 10, 2016 | /discord/ | DrDtroit Fakkin Boolsheet Series Quarterfinals |
3(2)-3(4) L | BAD TIMES 23', 43' Burgerpants 29' |
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December 12, 2017 | /tv/ | Omegacup 2017 Region D Round of 16/Round of 128 |
0-1 L |
Rivalries
/kfg/ - Definitely Not Furries Derby |
Friendly fare, but still a few historical wrinkles. The two met first in the VGL17 Qualifiers, where the Friends took the win... but Toby's Tulpa Gang advanced as well and eventually surpassed their group stage performance to make the roster. They met again almost immediately in VGL18's group stage, but this time the wildlife lost and were denied a berth to a 4chan Cup slot by that loss and another to /utg/'s other active rival. Long story short, the versus record doesn't quite paint the whole picture here, and any future meetings may add yet another twist. |
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/2hug/ - Danmaku Derby |
Where most of the rivalries and semi-rivalries here are driven by the players and their histories on the field, this one is strictly the fans' thirst for blood. As the drought of new content grows and the counting of days gets longer and longer, we stare greedily at the other projects that have won Toby Fox's attention. What was meant to be a friendly celebration of bullet patterns became an minor instigating event. It makes sense, in retrospect. "First that hack wastes valuable Chapter 3 development time chasing Gensokyo hussies? And then they casually drop by our home pitch to beat us?! Vengeance! Violence! EXECUTION POINTS!" Or something like that. |
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/@/ - Requiem for a Fat Bitch |
One of two lightly-stewing grudges yet to become a full-blown rivalry, mostly because of how handily the idols have the upper hand so far. In both their meetings they served the monsters a painful 1-3 loss; the first time in VGL18 it was a knockout. In VGLX-2 it was merely a group stage drubbing, but a baited foul from Kotoha Tanaka left /utg/ Jevil-less in a Survival Round embarrassment. While Idolmaster have been known to yo-yo every now again, their abilities when firing on all cylinders are renowned and rightly feared. Notching a win against the team represents an aspiration; with their last white whale (arguably) slain and vanished, time will tell if this becomes the new team to beat. (Also if that fake-humble slag of theirs decides to cement this as a personal thing.) |
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/fgoalter/ - The Knockout Game |
The other simmering grudge which hasn't yet become either a white whale or a blood feud. This particular gang of gacha gooners suffered a hotly-contested Round of 16 exit at the monster's hands and feet in VGL19, giving their rematch in the Survival Round of the very next league tournament. Of course, /utg/ couldn't do anything thanks to a medal disadvantage, and after 120 minutes of some of the worst divegrass that entire cup, the match was ultimately settled 4-3 in benuldies... after which /vn/ handily dispatched /fgoalter/ as frauds. (Sure, the same would've almost certainly happened to /utg/ in the same place, but still!) For an eggsdra-dime win after an atrocious match against a handicapped opponent, the Chaldeans were a bit lippy, but it's all in good fun. For now. |
1-0-1 |
Honors
Awards
VGL5:
- Best Stadium: Cyber City
- Best Player Model:
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
- Best Player Model:
- VGL Player of the Day (Day 9):
YOU IDIOT
Being a smug piece of shit who almost provoked an own goal
- VGL Player of the Day (Day 9):
/vg/ Player of the Day (Day 6):
YOU IDIOT
Being a smug piece of shit who actually provided crucial defense
Records
- /utg/'s BAD TIMES tied the record for most goals scored by a single player with 5 during VGL7 in the knockouts against /mhg/
- /utg/ - /fgg/ set the following records during VGLX in the Survival Round:
- Most yellow cards by one team (/utg/): 5
- Most yellow cards by both teams in one game: 6
- Most cards in one game: 7 (6 yellows and 1 red)
- BAD TIMES tied the record for the highest player rating (9.0) during the VGL17 Qualifiers against /acg/ and is currently banging your mom RIGHT FUCKING NOW
/vg/ Representatives
* Label -> League
* Logo -> Cup
* Icon -> Roster
* Name -> Stats
Exports
CURRENTLY DED EXPORTS: literally every export from VGL5 to VGL11 (rip my nigga puush)
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