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/bag/
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/bag/ - Blue Archive General
Founded February 2022
Manager General Student Council
Owner Nexon
IRL manager Hoshino
H-sensei
Team colors
Chat color 01d2ff
Archive Blue
Ranking 26
Highest rank 11 (11 July 2022)
Lowest rank 26 (19 December 2022)
Top scorer Atsui (14)
Top assister Various (3)
Captain Wolfseggs
Website /bag/ - Blue Archive General
Nickname /bag/gots, /bag/holders, /bag/gers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
10 3 8 21 47.62%
GF GA GD
41 36 +5
Biggest win
/pmmm/ Pmmm icon.png 0–5 Bag icon.png /bag/
July 8th, 2022
Biggest defeat
/bag/ Bag icon.png 0–5 Twg icon.png /twg/
November 26th, 2022
First match
/5N@F/ 5N@F icon.png 3–2 Bag icon.png /bag/
June 18th, 2022
/vg/ League
Appearances 2 (First in /vg/ League 18)
Best result 6th, /vg/ League 18
Team music
Anthem Our New Story
Victory Anthem Summer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Victory Anthem (Wolfseggs MOTM) Clear Morning

Goal horn [// See music section]
Kits


Welcome to Kivotos, Sensei! How would you like to be sexually harassed by your students today?


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History

Inception and VGL 18


As yet another gacha game that became popular on /vg/, some would say it was only a matter of time before /bag/ got its own team. They were right - before VGL 18, the then-newest edition of the event, had even started, /bag/ got its own team, immediately garnering the attention and expectations of many as they participated in the VGL Ladies' Night, on late March 2022. Grouped together with /alg/, /llsifg/, and /hgg2d/, the team put up an impressive first showing before falling just short against /hgg2d/ and later /vrg/ in the playoffs. Nevertheless, the team's debut had turned more than a few heads, and expectations were high for its performance in VGL proper.

Come June 2022, /bag/ would find itself grouped along with the veterans of /FN@F/, the eternal underdogs of /revue/, and the semen slurpers of /ink/ for their first ever VGL. The first match against /FN@F/ seemed to be set for disaster, with /bag/ going down 0-3 by the 52th minute mark, but an impressive effort from Nice Cock, Sensei and Wolfseggs saw the team stop the bleeding and get two goals back; while the opportunities for the equalizer were present, it unfortunately never came to be by the finest of margins, and /bag/ lost its first match 2-3.
The group's first round of results put /bag/ in a precarious place: a loss against /revue/ would doom the team to an early elimination - the first in the entire VGL. Determined to not let that happen, the team dominated the first half, but could not find the opener. Then the worst happened as /revue/ suddenly powered themselves up to two quick goals, pushing /bag/ towards the edge of the abyss. Fortunately, another heroic effort from the team's leading strikers saw /bag/ obtain the coveted equalizer at the very last second, not only keeping the team alive, but putting it in a prime position to advance as long as they beat /ink/.
With everything on the line, /bag/ proceeded to play an extremely cagey match against /ink/. An early goal by non-medal midfielder Iori put the team in the lead, one that they maintained for the whole game, even if only just. Regardless, this result was enough to promote the team out of the group and into Survival Round 1, where they played the always-unpredictable /indie/. Another tight match followed, as /bag/ went up 2-0 only to blow the lead away, but ultimately walked out with a 3-2 win. But their work was not done for that day, as they faced /PMMM/ next. The team then proceeded to get its first taste of a blowout, and on the giving end: a statement 5-0 win meant the team would see the playoffs in their first ever attempt.
Qualified for the round of 16, /bag/ got matched against none other than /fgog/, one of VGL's most tenured and popular teams. The students did not waver, however, and with an inspired performance out of silver midfielder Your Meds, NOW, they walked out with another 3-2 win. Having reached the final day in its first ever attempt, /bag/ could very well be excused for starting to dream; unfortunately, it was a fleeting one as they were met with yet another 2-3 defeat at the hands of /hanny/ in the quarterfinals. Despite that, the team exited the tournament with their heads held high, and set equally high expectations for its future.

VGL 19


One of the VGLs of all time.

VGL X-2 (and qualifiers)


After their previous performance, /bag/ found themselves in an unusual spot: while they remained high enough in the rankings to remain in pot 2, they had to play in the Qualifiers for VGL X-2. They found themselves grouped against the madmen of /egg/, the veteran Russiaboos of /wtg/, and the eternally-unlucky /uma/. Determined to correct their past mistakes, /bag/ came in guns blazing against /egg/, obtaining a 3-1 win in which the opposing keeper having a godlike performance was the only reason why they didn't get utterly BTFO. In the following match against /wtg/, however, /bag/ found themselves down 3-1 at half time, but a fantastic individual performance from newly-promoted gold striker Atsui saw the team walk away with a 4-3 win, a spectacular comeback in which every goal was scored by the old man. With these wins, combined with the group's results, /bag/ went into their match against /uma/ already qualified. Nevertheless, they went hard against the horsegirls, putting up a relentless offense; however, despite a massively lopsided final statline, /bag/ would ultimately taste its first defeat in the VGL X-2 circuit: 2-1 off an own goal from >Gehennoids.

Having qualified for VGL X-2 proper, /bag/ was rewarded with the group of death: /ggg/, /PMMM/... and /uma/, meaning there would be an immediate rematch. This time, however, the horsegirls put up a legitimate fight, and found themselves up 1-0 until a good effort from Wolfseggs and Horny and Stupid earned /bag/ the equalizer, 1-1. Against /PMMM/, /bag/ would find themselves up 2-0 quickly, but watched that lead evaporate just as quickly as both teams went into half time dead even. Then, a stunning individual effort from Horny and Stupid gave the lead back to /bag/, and a 90+2' finish from Atsui off an expertly-taken free kick from Ako let the team walk away with another 4-3 win.
With these results, /bag/ needed to merely not lose against /ggg/ in order to advance. Their match started in a rough manner, conceding an early goal to /ggg/'s star striker, but the defense held and Atsui scored the equalizer, and the nail-biting match eventually ended 1-1, sending /bag/ to Survival Round 1 once again. The reward for their efforts in promoting from such a brutal group was a match against none other than /hgg2d/, one of VGL's greatest. The students were not at all intimidated, however, and played a near-perfect match against the giants. Unfortunately, the team could not capitalize on its numerous chances, and ultimately lost 2-1 in an incredibly heartbreaking manner despite having dominated the match. Still, the team performed just well enough to earn a spot in /vg/'s roster once again, and restored the fans' faith in it, putting up a good show all throughout their run.

Roster

No. Position Player
4
  GK
T8 Bag, Sensei
20
  LB
SEX
23
  CB
Our Light
7
  CB
It's Your Fault
3
  RB
Nice Cock, Sensei
6
  DMF
Pakeji
5
  CMF
100kg
69
  CMF
coom in doom
14
  AMF
Horny AND Stupid
1
  SS
Wolfseggs Captain
2
  CF
ATSUI
No. Position Player
8
  GK
I'll take responsibility.
10
  RB
ALLERGY DONOR!
22
  RB
Tensai Bishoujo Hacker
19
  RB
Your Meds, NOW
18
  CB
No contribution
16
  CB
XDXDXD
15
  LB
Childs
13
  LB
Ako fan on /bag/
17
  LB
Toki, Milk Sensei
21
  DMF
I FORGIVE
12
  DMF
Vanilla Vitamins
11
  DMF
Explosive Dog

Exports

Aesthetics Audio Tactical

Music

Anthem: Theme 154

Victory anthem: Up to 21°C | Wolfseggs MOTM anthem: Clear Morning | KOs advancement anthem: わたしたちのクエスト

Goalhorns: Theme 182 | Theme 156 - Wolfseggs | 動いてないのに暑いよ (quilt heron remix) - ATSUI | ダダダメ叡智 - Horny AND Stupid | Theme 174 - coom in doom | NRG FielD - Hat-tricks


Special: Unwelcome School

Official matches

Competition Stage Opponent Result Scorers Date
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/vg/ League 18
Group Stage 5N@F icon.png /5N@F/ 3-2 L Nice Cock, Sensei Goal 67'
Wolfseggs Goal 75'
June 18th, 2022
Revue icon.png /revue/ 2-2 D Nice Cock, Sensei Goal 68'
Wolfseggs Goal 90+2'
June 24th, 2022
Ink icon.png /ink/ 1-0 W Bro? Your Iori? Goal 17' July 3rd, 2022
Survival Round Indie icon.png /indie/ 3-2 W Wolfseggs Goal 19'
Nice Cock, Sensei Goal 22'71'
July 8th, 2022
Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ 5-0 W ALLERGY DONOR! Goal 32'
Wolfseggs Goal 35'39'
Nice Cock, Sensei Goal 48'57'
July 8th, 2022
Round of 16 Fgog icon.png /fgog/ 3-2 W Nice Cock, Sensei Goal 19'
Wolfseggs Goal 71'
Your meds, NOW Goal 78'
July 9th, 2022
Quarterfinals Hanny icon.png /hanny/ 2-3 L Nice Cock, Sensei Goal 12'85' July 10th, 2022
Vgleague.png
/vg/ League 19
Group Stage Twg icon.png /twg/ 0-5 L November 26th, 2022
Ink icon.png /ink/ 0-1 L December 2th, 2022
Forza icon.png /forza/ 1-0 L December 11th, 2022
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/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers
Group Stage Egg icon.png /egg/ 3-1 W Atsui Goal 21'90+3'
Wolfseggs Goal 81'
June 2nd, 2023
Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 4-3 W Atsui Goal 10'59'63'81' June 3rd, 2023
Uma icon.png /uma/ 2-1 L Atsui Goal 11' June 4th, 2023
Vgleague.png
/vg/ League X-2
Group Stage Uma icon.png /uma/ 1-1 D Horny and Stupid Goal 86' June 9th, 2023
Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ 3-4 W Wolfseggs Goal 9'
Atsui Goal 19'90+2'
Horny and Stupid Goal 56'
June 18th, 2023
Ggg icon.png /ggg/ 1-1 D Atsui Goal 59' June 24th, 2023
Survival Round Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ 2-1 L Wolfseggs Goal 21' June 30th, 2023
Vgleague.png
/vg/ League 21
Group Stage Xgg icon.png /xgg/ 2-1 W ATSUI Goal 43'90+0' November 25, 2023
Ggg icon.png /ggg/ 2-1 W Horny AND Stupid Goal 54'
Wolfseggs Goal 79'
December 1st, 2023
Aceg icon.png /aceg/ 3-2 W ATSUI Goal 9'58'
Wolfseggs Goal 63'
December 10th, 2023
Survival Round 2hug icon.png /2hug/ 1-2 L Horny AND Stupid Goal 72' December 16th, 2023

Unofficial matches

Competition Stage Date Opponent Result Scorers
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VGL Ladies Night
Group Stage
Group D
March 26, 2022 Alg icon.png /alg/ 4-0 W
Our Light Goal 17'

Wolfseggs Goal 21' Bro? Your Iori? Goal 29'
Rape Correction Goal 88'

March 27, 2022 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ 4-1 W
Bro? Your Iori? Goal 47'

Reset__ Goal 51' Wolfseggs Goal 57'66'

April 2, 2022 Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ 2-1 L
Wolfseggs Goal 80'
Quarter
Finals
April 3, 2022 Vrg icon.png /vrg/ 5-4 L
Wolfseggs Goal 59'70'

T4 Bag, Sensei Goal 79' Rape Correction Goal 103'

Competition Stage Date Opponent Result Scorers
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MobaBowl 2023
Winner's bracket January 7, 2023 きらら icon.png /きらら/ 1-1(3-2) W Wolfseggs Goal 48'
January 8, 2023 Gfg icon.png /gfg/ 3-1 W Goal 9' Nice Cock, Sensei
Goal 15' Stinky Fox
Goal 73' Wolfseggs
January 15, 2023 Dbg icon.png /dbg/ 4-1 L Wolfseggs Goal 33'
Loser's bracket January 15, 2023 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ 2-2(3-4) L Stinky Fox Goal 57'
Atsui Goal 68'
Competition Stage Date Opponent Result Scorers
Vgleague.png
New Thread Cup 2
Group Stage September 30, 2023 Llsifg icon.png /llsifg/ 3-2 W AtsuiGoal 44'
WolfseggsGoal 85'87'
October 1, 2023 Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 4-1 W Horny AND StupidGoal 39'
Nice cock, Sensei.Goal 44'
AtsuiGoal 76'
WolfseggsGoal 86'
October 7, 2023 Ss13g icon.png /ss13g/ 2-1 W AtsuiGoal 42'
WolfseggsGoal 62'
Semifinals October 8, 2023 Uma icon.png /uma/ 4-1 W AtsuiGoal 17'
100kgGoal 57'
WolfseggsGoal 74'84'
Final October 8, 2023 Ss13g icon.png /ss13g/ 2-1 L Horny AND StupidGoal 88'
Competition Stage Date Opponent Result Scorers
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MobaBowl 2024
Winner's bracket January 6, 2024 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ 4-1 L Atsui Goal 62'
Loser's bracket January 7, 2024 Lcg icon.png /lcg/ 2-2(4-3) W Wolfseggs Goal 6'
Atsui Goal 21'
January 12, 2024 Pcrg icon.png /pcrg/ 3-0 W Atsui Goal 7'49'
Horny AND Stupid Goal 76'
January 13, 2024 Akg icon.png /akg/ 3-2 L Horny AND Stupid Goal 42'
Atsui Goal 90+3'

Rivalries

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/pcrg/ - MOGGED.com
Blue Archive is just like Princess Connect Re:Dive, except better, more successful, and with an existing EN server.
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/nikg/ - SOVL vs soulless
>be NIKKE
>be shit
>literally every bad gacha stereotype rolled into one
>lead artist unironically uses stable diffusion
>supposedly rakes in money yet nobody cares about you
>takes months to get the amount of fanart/OC BA gets in a day, and what they do get is likely AI-generated
Imagine being a Nikker. It couldn't be me.
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