/wsg/

Play Hard, Work Safe

/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF

Founded

March 1, 2013

IRL Manager

centralnegro
!!TIGcXBQSBUt
boynextdoor
!!11PS7WYsAON

Team Colours

HEX Colour

FF0A4D
Synthwave Sunset Pink

Ranking

1 (

3)

Highest Rank

1 (August, 2024)

Lowest Rank

58 (August, 2015)

Top Scorer

Ricardo Milos (59)

Top Assister

Duane (36)

Captain

Ricardo Milos

Website

/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF

Nickname

The Wiseguys
Wahsug/Wuzguh/Wizgee

Historic Performance

51	21	45			117				43.59%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
246	233	+13

Biggest Win
/wsg/	5–1	/y/
November 3, 2017

Biggest Defeat
/wsg/	0–5	/k/
November 5, 2021

First Match
/wsg/	3–0	/out/
July 21, 2013

Elite Cup
Appearances	11 (First in Summer '14)
Best Result	1st, Summer '24
Babby Cup
Appearances	13 (First in Spring '14)
Best Result	2nd, Spring '20
Fetus Qualifier
Appearances	5 (First in Autumn '13)
Best Result	1st, Autumn '17

Team Music

Anthem	You Reposted in the Wrong Neighbourhood
Alt-Anthem	Tonight
Alt-Anthem	Resonance
Alt-Anthem	U Got That
Alt-Anthem	Roundabout

Goalhorn	Push The Feeling On
Alt-Goalhorn	DotA
Alt-Goalhorn	Lordly
Alt-Goalhorn	Silent Screamer
Alt-Goalhorn	Life Advice
Alt-Goalhorn	Mao Zedong Theme Song
Alt-Goalhorn	You Can Do It
Alt-Goalhorn	September (11th)
Alt-Goalhorn	MULTI-TRACK LISTENING

Kits

Home Kit
Away Kit
Third Kit
Fourth Kit
Fifth Kit

One wonders if the introduction of webms to 4chan was beneficial to /wsg/ or not, on one hand it expanded the focus of the board, on the other it brought a lot of unwanted crossover with YouTube. Nevertheless, what was once a team that only consisted of a collection of random gifs, has now blossomed into team of widely varying interests that can all coexist together thanks to being one of only two boards in which you can post webms with sound and the only one where porn won't drown everything else out.

Roster

Main Article: /wsg/ Roster
See Also: /wsg/ Roster Poll Results

No.

Position

Player

9

GK

To Be Continued

19

LB

WTF Is This Real?

45

CB

Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension

16

CB

Sensible Chuckle

95

RB

MULTI-TRACK LISTENING

49

CMF

Chinese Steel Worker

36

CMF

You Should Kill Yourself... Now!

11

AMF

Gondola

89

SS

Duane

13

SS

Did He Died?

77

CF

Ricardo Milos

No.

Position

Player

1

GK

Deal With It

71

LB

Motherfucking Newports

48

LB

The "Burger" King

68

CB

Why Are You Gay?

26

CB

Dr. Ivo Robotnik

93

CB

Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs?

5

CB

WASTED

29

RB

Thirst Impact

66

RB

[UNINTELLIGIBLE]

20

CMF

Big Man Tyrone

91

SS

Obligatory 9/11 Thread

23

SS

Look At Him Go!

History

Main Article: /wsg/ History

From our humble beginnings as a collection of reaction gifs, to our first taste of competition at the highest level, to subtle rigging by a foreign actor, to our revival from the brink of the abyss, to our quick return to form, to our steady decline into mediocrity and abject failure, to our rebound by dishonest means, to a fresh start under more qualified management, to overcoming all odds in the pursuit of milestones that many teams have accomplished far quicker than us. Once the least relevant team among our cohorts, we've lifted our burdens and become both a contender and champion! We've finally blossomed, but for how long?

Performance

Match Record

Main Article: /wsg/ Match History

Tournament Record

Event	Manager	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place	Note
All Official Friendlies	RollFizzlebeef	4-2-1	15	8	7	Positive Record	N/A	#MakeFriendliesOfficialAgain
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	RollFizzlebeef, Hessen	1-1-2	5	8	-3	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance from a qualifier
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	RollFizzlebeef	3-0-2	9	4	5	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /fa/
2014 4chan Summer Cup	RollFizzlebeef	2-0-2	5	5	0	Round of 16	11th	>Being eliminated by /ic/
2015 4chan Winter Cup	Knicklicht, RollFizzlebeef	0-0-0	0	0	0	Nullified	0th	This tournament's results are negated due to post-cup drama.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Harshmallow	2-1-2	9	10	-1	Round of 16	15th	>4(four) Ro16 finishes in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	Harshmallow	2-0-2	9	10	-1	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /out/
2016 4chan Summer Cup	Harshmallow	1-0-2	3	5	-2	Relegated	23rd	>Letting /soc/ advance over you
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Harshmallow	0-1-2	8	12	-4	Relegated	26th	>Letting /u/ advance over you
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Harshmallow	0-1-2	2	6	-4	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance from a qualifier where three of four teams advance
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Harshmallow	3-0-0	8	4	4	Promoted	1st	>""""""""""Winning"""""""""" a fetus
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Harshmallow	2-1-1	15	11	4	Round of 16	11th	>Arriving late to manage while on vacation against /trv/
2018 4chan Winter Cup	Harshmallow	1-0-2	5	6	-1	Relegated	21st	>YOU GOT BEAT BY /m/
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Harshmallow	1-1-2	8	11	-3	Failed to Advance	28th	>Letting it slip to /sp/
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	1-0-2	3	7	-4	Relegated	25th	>Letting /mlp/ make the great escape
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Admiralmeru	1-1-1	7	6	1	Failed to Advance	7th	>Ricardo double-brace to keep us alive >Get aborted anyway
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	3-0-1	10	7	3	Round of 16	16th	>The nine point curse strikes, hard.
2020 4chan Winter Cup	Admiralmeru	1-1-1	3	3	0	Relegated	20th	>CAM ON WUSUG SCOR SUM FACKIN GOALS
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	6-0-1	20	8	12	Runner-Up	2nd	>Finally win a knockout game >Proceed to go all the way to the Final
2020 4chan Summer Cup	Admiralmeru	0-1-2	3	8	-5	Relegated	30th	>Changing your nearly cup winning tactics
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Admiralmeru	1-1-1	6	7	-1	Failed to Advance	19th	>Bringing back your nearly cup winning tactics but tweaking them
2021 4chan World Cup	Managerless	0-1-2	3	7	-4	Eliminated	59th	>The absolute state of autopilots
2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Centralnegro	1-1-2	3	9	-6	Failed to Advance	31st	>Meme-marking yourself to death
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Centralnegro	1-1-2	13	12	1	Failed to Advance	26th	>Oops, did we do that?
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Centralnegro	0-1-2	5	7	-2	Relegated	27th	>Can't believe not even a 2atb could get us a win, who would have thought?
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Centralnegro	1-2-0	8	6	2	Promoted	5th	>Did he own goaled?
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Centralnegro	1-1-2	10	10	0	Round of 16	11th	>Promoting with style
2023 4chan Summer Cup	Centralnegro	2-0-2	5	8	-3	Round of 16	16th	>Live-managing yourself to death
2024 4chan Winter Cup	Centralnegro	5-0-2	18	9	9	Third Place	3rd	>Finally make it to an elite final day >Proceed to win the 3rd place trophy.
2024 4chan Summer Cup	Centralnegro, Boynextdoor	5-2-0	28	19	9	Champions	1st	>Play hard >Work safe >Win cup

Statistics

Main Article: /wsg/ Statistics

**Top Goalscorers**
Player	Goals
Ricardo Milos	59
Duane	55
To Be Continued	36
Gondola	24

**Top Assisters**
Player	Assists
Duane	36
To Be Continued	23
Gondola	18
Ricardo Milos	17

**Goalkeeper Saves**
Player	Saves
Deal With It	163
Get Out	74
To Be Continued	64
Scott Sterling	14

**Man of the Match Awards**
Player	Awards
Ricardo Milos	21
To Be Continued	11
Duane	10
Gondola	7

Rivalries


The Moving Pictures Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though. The only official meeting between these two teams was a 2-3 loss for /wsg/ in the Autumn '13 Friendlies where /wsg/'s recorded history in the cup began. For various reasons since 2013 the two teams haven't managed to play each other at any point due to factors that range from differing skill levels to straight up not competing for several years in /gif/'s case.
0-0-1


*The Blazin'* All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen.Some teams just want to watch the football world burn**. Friendly is an accurate term for this rivalry, seeing as both meetings between the two were held across the Winter and Summer Friendlies of 2014, the former ending in a fun 4-2 win for /wsg/ and the latter in a tense 1-1 nail-biter. Bygone are the days of PES2014 and it's legendary Yolobowl matches, when these teams ever meet again it will likely be in a more competitive setting.
1-1-0


The Gentleman's Agreement Originally just a meme rivalry born from the use of the Wiseguy moniker, a sole match in the Summer '14 Friendlies decided the fate of the nickname and bestowed it upon the WG team with an S in the middle. Despite the promising sign of a budding rivalry, such a rematch of the two teams would not occur for another six years and both sides would never attempt to put their name on the line again. Many years would pass until a renaissance was ushered in by the great rigging forces of RNGesus. In Spring '20, /wsg/ stomped the competition and would barrel their way through the knockouts to the Semi-Finals where they would meet none other than their forgotten rivals, The Da/wg/s as they were now referred to as. Far exceeding everyone's expectations both teams would enter into a gentleman's agreement, which resulted in a glorious 7-5 slugfest and go down in history as The Greatest Third-Place-Match-Overshadowing Semi-Final Ever :^).
2-0-0


The Rat Race Rumble What would, on paper, seem to be two boards with no connection comes a competitive rivalry that stems all the way back to the PES14 era. Wily veterans /trv/ are never one to back down from a fight. When /wsg/ came knocking during the Winter '14 Friendlies, they would heed the call to arms and walk away with an tight 1-0 victory. Later that Summer /wsg/ would hold the Winter champions to a close 2-1 victory, sending them on a downward spiral to mediocrity, the two teams would not meet again for another two years. In Summer '16, goalkeeper Get Out with his 7 saves and MotM award would carry the team to a scrappy 1-0 victory. The rivalry though storied only becomes interesting a year later in Autumn '17 where star strikers Duane and To Be Continued worked together to turn a hopeless 3-1 loss into a cheeky 3-3 draw in the dying minutes of the match. /trv/ would finally slay their white whale /wsg/ 1-5 two years later in Autumn '19.
4-1-1

Honours

Awards

Autumn '17 Qualifiers
Golden Boot
Most Valuable Player
Autumn '17
Top Assister
Best Kits
Spring '19 Qualifiers
Golden Boot
Top Assister
Most Valuable Player
Autumn '19
Best Alt-horn
Biggest Spaghetti
Spring '20
Most Valuable Player
Team of the Tournament
Player of the Tournament
Match of the Tournament
Most Exciting Team
Best Kits
Best Overall Music
Best Alt-horn
Best Overall Chants
Best Chant
World '21
Slurpfest of the Tournament
Best Kits
Autumn '21
Slurpfest of the Tournament
Best Overall Chants
Spring '22
Match of the Tournament
Autumn '22
Best Kits
Best Model
Spring '23 Qualifiers
Golden Boot
Spring '23
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best Alt-horn
Best Overall Chants *
Winter '24
Top Assister
Golden Glove
Most Improved Team
Underdog of the Tournament
Most Exciting Team
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best Anthem
The 4CC Pulitzer
Summer '24
Golden Boot
Most Valuable Player
Team of the Tournament
Player of the Tournament
Match of the Tournament
Goal of the Tournament
Underdog of the Tournament
Biggest Upset
Most Exciting Team
Best Overall Aesthetics
Best Model
Best Anthem
Best Goalhorn
Best Alt-horn
The 4CC Pulitzer

Records

**Individual**
Record	Holder	Match	Date
Quickest Brace (1 minute)	Duane	/i/ 1 – 3 /wsg/	May 20, 2018
Most Goals in a Half (5)	Duane	/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/	May 20, 2022
Most Goals in a Match (6)	Duane	/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/	May 20, 2022
Highest Player Rating (9.0)	Duane	/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/	May 20, 2022

**Team**
Record	Holder	Match	Date
Most Goals in a Match (10)	/wsg/	/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/	May 20, 2022

**Match**
Record	Holder	Date
Most Shots (41)	/wsg/ 7 – 5 /wg/	May 10, 2020
Most Shots on Target (26)	/wsg/ 7 – 5 /wg/	May 10, 2020
Most Goals in a Match (17)	/wsg/ 10 – 7 /w/	May 20, 2022

Gallery

Memorable Moments

56 Chicken Nuggets scores a goal and prevents /s/ from advancing to Summer.
WASTED gets MotM, cackling ensues.
Not the team's proudest moment but the juxtaposition is hilarious.
The first and only time any team has ever surrendered a penalty kick to /wsg/.
Funny enough this classic display of >PES physics had nothing to do with the earlier penalty kick.
Duane and To Be Continued tie things up at the last second in a very To Be Continued fashion.
To Be Continued gets To Be Continued himself due to being offside.
The smile is magnetic, it attracts all. You came to satisfy your lust, acquiescing to base instincts like an animal, but you saw his face and felt a higher calling.
Ricardo doesn't know the meaning of "over the top".
He couldn't deal with it, neither could /bant/ so they scored their own as well.
Duane.exe has stopped working.
Boston Dynamics takes /co/ to the garbage dump.
>The absolute state of /wsg/'s Summer cup run.
What could've been a fun meme match, became a fun shitshow.
The thrilling conclusion to the three part gentleman's divegrass exhibition.
I'm in your wballs.
Boston Dynamics Own Goal.webm

The robot dog would be taken out back after this own goal.
Did He Own Goaled.webm

The own goal that cost /wsg/ a 9-point fetus.
The Winter '24 Pulitzer:
Super Gondola Bros.
The Winter '24 Pulitzer was rigged from the start.
The Summer '24 Pulitzer: Back-to-back winners, courtesy of our special lad, Gondola.