/offtopic/

/offtopic/
Just stop giving a shit lmao
/offtopic/ - 4CC Offtopic
Founded August 31st 2018 Manager Italian Clay Owner Italy IRL manager /merit/ Council Team colors Chat color 8CC642 4chan Clover Green Top scorer GODDAMNIT Schizo Moment Offtopic Moment (4) Top assister cum (4) Captain Offtopic Moment Website /offtopic/ - 4CC Offtopic Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 8 2 7 17 47.06%
GF GA GD 62 48 +14
Biggest win /offtopic/  8–2  /aoba/ 5 October 2024 Biggest defeat /dtl/  5–2  /offtopic/ 31 December 2020 First match /offtopic/  0–1  /sfi/ 5 December 2020
Team music
Anthem Fuck you Texas Victory Anthem Never Meant Goal horn I love little girls American Hours Real American Eurasian Hours Hunnu Guren That's Split Over There I Know You Want Me Balkan Mix GODDAMNIT Real Human Bean cum Oppekepe + Sneed Offtopic Moment Heartaches Schizo Moment Untitled Hohol Gang Smells Like Teen Spirit vs. Ukrainian Anthem mash-up
Kits

• Team Colors: KARA BOGA Black, 4chan Clover Green

Players

No. Position Player 12   GK :shitmypants: 5   LB st 4   CB Saluting Chong 88   CB Hitler we have a problem 9   RB Steak 1   DMF clueless (1) 110   CMF Banned From 110 Invitationals 10   CMF Schizo Moment 2   SS YEAAAA I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A NIGGER 8   SS just stop giving a shit lmao 11   CF Offtopic Moment

No. Position Player 0   GK Delete The Server 76   CB ... the numbers... 13   CB [Terrifying Presence] 420   CB Smonk 14   CB With Jews You Lose 3   LB fuckin 15   LB I'm fuckin dying 18   RB Get Better Material 21   RB vax status? 20   SS GODDAMNIT 22   SS cum 23   SS ! ANGRY PIG ALERT !

2022

This roster did not play a single match

No. Position Player 0   GK just stop giving a shit lmao 4   CB :shitmypants: 3   CB Oh Woes Me 😩 5   LB Rika hand 9   RB ᗜˬᗜ 8   DMF Breast Appreciation Thread 7   CMF cum 10   CMF Smonk 2   AMF st 8   SS Offtopic Moment 11   CF Schizo Moment

No. Position Player 1   GK 1 blocked message 81   CB ... the numbers... 14   CB N 22   CB :mm: 16   LB steak 2   LB Eurasian Hours 15   RB If I lose I retire 18   RB American Hours 47   DMF 47/50 20   DMF GODDAMNIT 22   CMF YEAAAA I JUST GOT BUTTRAPED BY A NIGGER 23   CMF ! ANGRY PIG ALERT !

2021

December 2021 Edition

No. Position Player 0   GK just stop giving a shit lmao 3   CB :shitmypants: 2   CB Rika hand 5   LB That's Split over there! 6   RB st 9   DMF ᗜˬᗜ 7   CMF Hohol Gang 10   CMF ! ANGRY PIG ALERT ! 4   AMF cum 8   SS Offtopic Moment 11   CF Schizo Moment

No. Position Player 12   GK The Museum 70   CB ... the numbers... 14   CB Smonk 22   CB :mm: 16   LB tiny soyjak 2   LB KGB datamining 15   RB handposting 18   RB Hordes of Unvaxxed Anglos 13   DMF uoooh 20   DMF GODDAMNIT 22   CMF Eurasian Hours 23   CMF American Hours

March 2021 Edition

No. Position Player 1   GK UFO PORNO 3   CB stunad 2   CB 2D > 3D 5   CB Amogus 6   CMF Humble Balkan Tour Guide 7   CMF N 8   CMF GODDAMNIT 4   LMF The Stud and the Promiscuous Females 10   RMF Italian Mafia 11   SS American Hours 9   SS Eurasian Hours

No. Position Player 12   GK The Museum 13   CB Tomboy gf 14   CB uh hello based department? 22   CB :mm: 16   CB Did you do your testing yet? 2   CB >self-doxxing 15   CMF cum 18   CMF Serbia Gang 19   CMF return to monke 20   CMF gib merit 92   CMF KWAB 23   CMF cCc

2020

No. Position Player 1   GK Albania Refugee Camp 3   CB Senko-san 4   CB >self-doxxing 5   CB Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister 6   CMF return to monke 7   CMF Ranjeet Vora 8   CMF cum 56   LMF American Hours 10   RMF Eurasian Hours 97   SS Humble Balkan Tour Guide 9   SS GODDAMNIT

No. Position Player 12   GK The Museum 13   CB Italian Mafia 14   CB uh hello based department? 22   CB Jackbox Gang 16   CB handposting 2   CB 2D > 3D 15   CMF N 18   CMF Kino Nights 19   CMF Tomboy gf 20   CMF >merit 21   CMF Rock CDs Van 23   CMF GigacCchad

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Boris CircleJerk League

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Boris CircleJerk League 2

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Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
BCJL	Group Stage	/sfi/	0–1 L		5 December 2020
		/sps/	3–5 L	51' American Hours  53' Humble Balkan Tour Guide  66' Eurasian Hours	6 December 2020
		/bvn/	2–3 L	45+0' American Hours  70' GODDAMNIT	12 December 2020
End of the Year RNG Madness 2020	Quarterfinals	/gt/	3–2 W	31' GODDAMNIT  82' N  85' American Hours	31 December 2020
	Semifinals	/moonman/	3–1 W	10' Senko-san  36' Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister  61' Ranjeet Vora	31 December 2020
	Final	/dtl/	2–5 L	37', 81' GODDAMNIT	31 December 2020
BCJL 2	Group Stage	/hfc/	1–0 W	26' Schizo Moment	27 November 2021
		/retardy/	3–0 W	28', 58' Schizo Moment  82' Offtopic Moment	28 November 2021
		/rlo/	2–0 W	31' Offtopic Moment  90+1' Schizo Moment	5 December 2021
	Quarterfinals	/bvn/	2–5 L	3', 78' Offtopic Moment	6 December 2021
Akko League V	Group Stage	/fluff/	1–2 L	90+4' Hitler we have a problem	27 September 2024
		/hi3/	5–5 D	8', 11', 35', 81' Offtopic Moment  20' clueless (1)	28 September 2024
		/nightcore/	6–6 D	11' [Terrifying Presence]  13', 38', 78' Schizo Moment  45+3' Just stop giving a shit lmao  67' Offtopic Moment	29 September 2024
		/rancevii/	6–1 W	5', 25', 56' clueless (1)  19', 48' Schizo Moment  76' Banned From 110 Invitationals	4 October 2024
	Playoffs	/aoba/	8–2 W	9', 45+1' Offtopic Moment  25', 49' Just stop giving a shit lmao  40', 84' Schizo Moment  52' Saluting Chong  61' Banned From 110 Invitationals	5 October 2024
	Quarter Finals	/sdm/	6–4 W	33' Just stop giving a shit lmao  52' Schizo Moment  57', 60', 78' Offtopic Moment  72' Banned From 110 Invitationals	6 October 2024
	Semi Finals	/3ds/	2–3 L	34' Banned From 110 Invitationals  38' clueless (1)	6 October 2024
	Third Place Match	/pg/	7–3 W	8', 23', 45+0' Offtopic Moment  21' clueless (1)  53' Just stop giving a shit lmao  66' Banned From 110 Invitationals  67' With Jews You Lose	6 October 2024

Player statistics

Players in italics are no longer on the team

Goalscorers

Player	Goals
GODDAMNIT	4
Schizo Moment	4
Offtopic Moment	4
American Hours	3
Humble Balkan Tour Guide	1
Eurasian Hours	1
N	1
Senko-san	1
Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister	1
Ranjeet Vora	1

Assisters

Player	Assists
cum	4
Offtopic Moment	3
Tuk Tuk Driver's Sister	2
Eurasian Hours	2
Humble Balkan Tour Guide	1
American Hours	1
GigacCchad	1
Return to Monke	1
Ranjeet Vora	1
Schizo Moment	1

Trophies and awards

Team

• 

  BCJL 2: Moral Victory

• 

  Akko League V: Third Place Trophy

Personal

• 

  Akko League V: Offtopic Moment: Golden Boot

• 

  Akko League V: Schizo Moment: Golden Ball

• 

  Akko League V: :shitmypants:: Golden Glove

List of tournaments /offtopic/ is expelled from

Tournament	Year	Reason
The 4chan Cup	indefinite	Anti board racism
/vg/ league	indefinite	Anti general racism
/vt/ league	indefinite	shiticalshart....
Gusic League	indefinite	Having too patrician music taste
/vr/ league	indefinite	Too many zoomers
/a/nime league	indefinite	>Blinky; also racism
/pol/eague	indefinite	Racism against white people
Multinational Bowl	indefinite	Racism against fictional "nations"
/tv/ league	indefinite	Racism
/vp/ league	indefinite	Racism
Friendship Association Games	indefinite	"I would kill myself at the gate of the airport"
Banned Bowl	indefinite	Didn't pass the reality check
/sp/erb Owl	indefinite	green gay lmao
/u/ league	indefinite	>women’s >divegrass
Divegrass Before Christmas 2	2020	"Uhhhh just like circlejerk lol"
/ag/ league	2021	shiticalshart....
Boris' Circlejerk League	2021	Oy vey, remember the 2-4-4
Fakkin Boolsheet	2022	Using injokes which the average person won't understand; didn't pass the "interest check"
Divegrass Before Christmas 4	2022	"Please do not sign up a team based on a discord community or other circlejerks, it is unfortunate that it has to be addressed like this"