/his/

We Didn't Start the Fire

/his/ - History & Humanities

Founded

October 31, 2015

Owner

Voltaire

IRL manager

JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP

Team colors

Chat color

FCD405
Holy Roman Yellow

Ranking

29 (

1)

Highest rank

1 (February 14, 2021)

Lowest rank

56 (April 17, 2016)

Top scorer

>Holy>Roman>Empire (71)

Top assister

>Holy>Roman>Empire (46)

Captain

Charles II

Website

/his/ - History & Humanities

Nickname

/his/torians

Home ground

Battleship Bismarck (groundshare with /k/)

Historic performance

43	10	47			100				43%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
207	212	-5

Biggest win
/his/	5–0	/fa/
July 26, 2020

Biggest defeat
/his/	1–7	/a/
November 11, 2023

First match
/his/	4–1	/v/
April 15, 2016

Elite Cup
Appearances	10 (First in Summer 2017)
Best result	2nd, Winter 2021
Babby Cup
Appearances	13 (First in Spring 2016)
Best result	2nd, Autumn 2018

Team music

Anthem	Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser ♔
Victory Anthem	Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky - 1812 Overture (Finale)

Goal horn

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit
Sixth kit
Seventh kit

The great Emperor Hiroyuki Nishimura finally answered the calls of the repressed, history-loving communities of 4chan, and granted them a homeland. This homeland was called /his/; and it was estimated to have been created in AD 2015 - but also possibly sometime after that, because we couldn't be fucked sourcing. The anons of this board have come together to form a team that represents them in the 4chan Cup, in all their historical, humanitarian and philosophical capacity.

By the way, we have a discord server now. Join here!

Roster

Main Article: /his/ roster

No.

Position

Player

27

	GK

Taft

66

	LB

Maoist Worst Nightmare

17

	CB

Finno-Korean Hyper war

30

	CB

Decisive Tang Victory

16

	RB

Pregnant Anne Frank

6

	DMF

More Wives, Your Grace?

1

	CMF

Tiktaalik

4

	CMF

Gaius & Aulus

45

	AMF

Bomber Harris/Bombs Away Lemay

12

	SS

>Holy>Roman>Empire

38

	CF

Charles II

No.

Position

Player

13

	GK

___ Battle of the Isonzo

43

	LB

bomes

18

	LB

What the fuck was his problem

5

	CB

Nutmeg Genocide

14

	CB

Plague-carrying Rat

60

	CB

Muh Haplogroups

81

	RB

Ea-Nasir

24

	RB

MS Paint Jehovah's Witness

46

	DMF

CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

44

	DMF

Dirlewanger

64

	CMF

Burnin’ Sherman

99

	CMF

Mongolian Horse Archer

History

Previous campaigns

Special Music

2nd kit anthem: Magna Mater
3rd kit anthem: Heil dir im Siegerkranz
4th kit anthem: Verdun Chant Militaire ON NE PASSE PAS !!!
5th kit anthem: Khusugtun - Tes goliin magtaal
5th kit vs /int/: "Мен – тыва мен" - Anthem of the Tuva Republic
6th kit anthem: Kukultan - Atekokoli
7th kit anthem: The Battle Hymn of the Republic

Taft MoM Victory Anthem: Taft!
>Holy>Roman>Empire goalhorn:Schei-wi-dei-wi-du
>Holy>Roman>Empire hattrick goalhorn: DJ Ostkurve feat Die Jungen Zillertaler - Schei wi dei wi du (Lyrics Remix Video)
Charles II goalhorn: El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron
Bomber Harris goalhorn: Sir Arthur 'Bomber' Harris™
Bomber Harris hattrick goalhorn: DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS
Gaius & Aulus goalhorn: Avicii - Hey Brother
Bombs Away Lemay goalhorn: The Trammps - Disco Inferno
Mongolian Horse Archer goalhorn:Khuleg Baatar
Burnin' Sherman goalhorn: When Johnny comes marching home Matzzz Remix
Finno-Korean Hyper war goalhorn: Ensiferum - Into Battle
Tiktaalik goalhorn: Tiktaalik (Your Inner Fish)
Dirlewanger goalhorn: Franzl Lang - In München steht ein Hofbräuhaus

Match Log

Cup Perfomance

Event	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0-1	9	5	4	Promoted	3rd
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-0-2	8	9	-1	Failed to Advance	21st
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-1-2	5	9	-3	Relegated	29th
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-1-0	7	3	4	Promoted	1st
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	8	9	-1	Round of 16	13th
2017 4chan Summer Cup	2-0-2	8	7	-1	Round of 16	11th
2018 4chan Winter Cup	1-0-2	2	4	-2	Relegated	23rd
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-0-4	8	19	-11	Relegated	40th
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-0-1	2	3	-1	Promoted	6th
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-1-2	9	3	6	Runner-up	2nd
2019 4chan Winter Cup	3-0-1	12	6	6	Round of 16	13th
2019 4chan Summer Cup	0-0-3	4	11	-7	Relegated	32nd
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-1-1	4	4	0	Failed to Advance	19th
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0-2	8	7	1	Promoted	10th
2020 4chan Summer Cup	3-0-2	15	7	8	Quarterfinals	5th
2021 4chan Winter Cup	5-1-1	13	6	7	Runner-up	2nd
2021 4chan World Cup	1-0-2	8	8	0	Failed to Advance	40th
2022 4chan Winter Cup	1-0-2	3	8	-5	Relegated	27th
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2-1	3	3	0	Failed to Advance	24th
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0-2	6	7	-1	Failed to Advance	23rd
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1-2	7	10	-3	Failed to Advance	9th
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-0-2	10	13	-3	Promoted	16th
2024 4chan Winter Cup	0-0-3	3	9	-6	Relegated	30th
2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0-2	16	16	0	Promoted	7th
2024 4chan Summer Cup	0-1-2	8	13	-5	Relegated	29th
2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1-1	18	10	8	Promoted	6th

Recent & Upcoming Official Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	VOD
2025 4chan Winter Cup	Group H	/sci/	2-1 W	5' >Holy>Roman>Rmpire 80' Gaius & Aulus	January 25, 2025	Video
		/v/			January 31, 2025
		/int/			February 2, 2025

Previous Official Matches

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	VOD
2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group A	/vr/	3-0 W	Charles II 29', 90+0' >Holy>Roman>Empire 42'	November 1, 2024	Video
		/toy/	4-4 D	3' Charles II 58' Gaius & Aulus 70' >Holy>Roman>Empire 90+3' Bomber Harris	November 3, 2024	Video
		/vst/	5-2 W	Bomber Harris 4', 11' Gaius & Aulus 16' Tiktaalik 23' Charles II 35'	November 9, 2024	Video
	Knockouts	/o/	3-1 W	Charles II 2' Gaius & Aulus 65' >Holy>Roman>Empire 90+2'	November 17, 2024	Video
	Quater Finals	/x/	3–3 L Penalties 3-4	>Holy>Roman>Empire 89' Mongolian Horse Archer 97' What The Fuck Was His Problem 115' Charles II >Holy>Roman>Empire Bomber Harris Gaius & Aulus What The Fuck Was His Problem	November 18, 2024	Video
2024 4chan Summer Cup	Group A	/pw/	3-4 L	9', 21', 36' Charles II	July 19, 2024	Video
		/m/	4-4 D	Charles II 27', 57' Bombs Away Lemay 64' Gaius & Aulus 83'	July 21, 2024	Video
		/a/	1-5 L	48' >Holy>Roman>Empire	July 27, 2024	Video
2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group H	/vmg/	4-1 W	Charles II 21', 63', 79', 86'	April 27, 2024	Video
		/vp/	4-6 L	3' Gaius & Aulus 21', 78' Charles II 90+3' >Holy>Roman>Empire	May 3, 2024	Video
		/n/	3-2 W	Tiktaalik 5' Charles II 37', 90+0'	May 5, 2024	Video
	Knockouts	/c/	4-3 W	Bomber Harris 22' >Holy>Roman>Empire 36' Charles II 63', 82'	May 11, 2024	Video
	Quarter Finals	/y/	1-4 L	48' >Holy>Roman>Empire	May 12, 2024	Video
2024 4chan Winter Cup	Group C	/vrpg/	1-3 L	7' Bomber Harris	January 19, 2024	Video
		/aco/	0-2 L		January 21, 2024	Video
		/vst/	2-4 L	Charles II 73' >Holy>Roman>Empire 90+0'	January 27, 2023	Video
2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group G	/vr/	3-1 W	33', 44', 61' Charles II	October 28, 2023	Video
		/toy/	1-3 L	23' Charles II	November 3, 2023	Video
		/s4s/	5-2 W	Charles II 16', 20', 45+3' >Holy>Roman>Empire 25' Gaius & Aulus 58'	November 5, 2023	Video
	Knockouts	/a/	1-7 L	55' >Holy>Roman>Empire	November 11, 2023	Video
2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Group B	/wsg/	1-3 L	>Holy >Roman >Empire 79'	April 21, 2023	Video
		/vt/	5-4 W	Charles II 3' >Holy >Roman >Empire 43', 58', 86' Tiktaalik 60'	April 22, 2023	Video
		/i/	1-1 D	19' >Holy >Roman >Empire	April 23, 2023	Video
	Playoffs	/r9k/	0-2 L		April 23, 2023	Video
2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group A	/int/	2-3 L	55', 64' Bomber Harris	November 4, 2022	Video
		/aco/	3-2 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 49', 55', 65'	November 6, 2022	Video
		/vm/	1-2 L	10' >Holy>Roman>Empire	November 12, 2022	Video
2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group B	/jp/	1-2 L	Charles II 17'	April 29, 2022	Video
		/h/	1-1 D	67' Bombs away Lemay	May 7, 2022	Video
		/vrpg/	1-0 W	Bombs away Lemay 76'	May 13, 2022	Video
		/r9k/	0-0 D		May 15, 2022	Video
2022 4chan Winter Cup	Group E	/w/	3-2 W	Bombs away Lemay 4', 66' Charles II 81'	January 29, 2022	Video
		/out/	0-3 L		February 4, 2022	Video
		/v/	0-3 L	42' What the Fuck was his Problem	February 6, 2022	Video
2021 4chan World Cup	Group H	/wg/	1-3 L	Bomber Harris 65'	July 18, 2021	Video
		/e/	4-1 W	Napoleon 19', 79' >Holy >Roman >Empire 52' Charles II 29'	July 10, 2021	Video
		/lgbt/	3-4 L	29' Napoleon 39', 52' Charles II	July 30, 2021	Video
2021 4chan Winter Cup	Group D	/trv/	2-1 W	Charles II 63', 76'	January 29, 2021	Video
		/lit/	1-1 D	Charles II 13'	January 31, 2021	Video
		/v/	2-0 W	Bomber Harris 45+0' >Holy >Roman >Empire 83'	February 6, 2021	Video
	Knockouts	/d/	2-0 W	>Holy >Roman >Empire 58' Charles II 82'	February 13, 2021	Video
	Quarter Finals	/mu/	5-1 W	12', 65' Charles II 39', 79' >Holy >Roman >Empire 90+2' Gaius & Aulus	February 14, 2021	Video
	Semi Finals	/wg/	2-1 W	49', 90+0' >Holy >Roman >Empire	February 14, 2021	Video
	Final	/n/	1-3 L	Bomber Harris 58'	February 14, 2021	Video
2020 4chan Summer Cup	Group F	/u/	1-2 L	89' Pregnant Anne Frank	July 18, 2020	Video
		/wg/	3-2 W	64', 71' Gaius & Aulus 76' Charles II	July 24, 2020	Video
		/fa/	5-0 W	18', 30' Gaius & Aulus 59', 90+4' Charles II 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire	July 26, 2020	Video
	Knockouts	/toy/	5-0 W	18', 30' Gaius & Aulus 59', 90+4' Charles II 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire	July 26, 2020	Video
	Quarter Finals	/u/	3-3 L	25' Burnin' Sherman 73' Charles II 82' >Holy >Roman >Empire Penalties 4-5 >Holy >Roman >Empire Charles II Gaius & Aulus Bomber Harris Muh Haplogroups	August 2, 2020	Video
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group D	/mu/	2-1 W	Bomber Harris 15' >Holy>Roman>Empire 35'	April 24, 2020	Video
		/aco/	1-0 W	Bomber Harris 65'	April 26, 2020	Video
		/w/	2-3 L	11' Bomber Harris 82' >Holy >Roman >Empire	May 2, 2020	Video
	Knockouts	/m/	3-3 L	55' Bomber Harris 62' Gaius & Aulus 102' Charles II Penalties 0-3 Charles II >Holy >Roman >Empire Bomber Harris	May 9, 2020	Video
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group H	/out/	0-1 L		October 26, 2019	Video
		/ck/	3-2 W	25', 43' Charles II 70' >Holy >Roman >Empire	November 1, 2019	Video
		/mu/	1-1 D	Charles II 60'	November 3, 2019	Video
2019 4chan Summer Cup	Group E	/aco/	2-5 L	Bomber Harris 11' Charles II 62'	July 20, 2019	Video
		/mlp/	1-4 L	Charles II 60'	July 26, 2019	Video
		/co/	1-2 L	Bomber Harris 90+1'	July 28, 2019	Video
2019 4chan Winter Cup	Group G	/k/	3-1 W	23', 56' Bomber Harris 36' Monsieur Lindy	February 16, 2019	Video
		/tv/	3-2 W	Bomber Harris 30', 36' Charles II 77'	February 22, 2019	Video
		/b/	5-1 W	17', 34', 59' Charles II 48' Bomber Harris 65' Mongolian Horse Archer	February 24, 2019	Video
	Knockouts	/vg/	1-2 L	Bismarck 74'	March 2, 2019	Video
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group D	/u/	1-2 L	23' >Holy>Roman>Empire	October 26, 2018	Video
		/cm/	2-1 W	27' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1' Bismarck	October 28, 2018	Video
		/gif/	0-0 D		November 3, 2018	Video
	Knockouts	/3/	1-0 W	33' >Holy>Roman>Empire	November 3, 2018	Video
	Quarter Finals	/mu/	3-0 W	11', 72' >Holy >Roman >Empire 53' Bismarck	November 11, 2018	Video
	Semi Finals	/vp/	3-1 W	29', 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire 40' I Rabbu Rirrie-Chan	November 11, 2018	Video
	Final	/pol/	0-2 L		November 11, 2018	Video
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	Group C	/a/	1-0 W	Bismarck 85'	October 12, 2018	Video
		/i/	1-0 W	Charles II 72'	October 13, 2018	Video
		/w/	0-3 L		October 14, 2018	Video
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group G	/vp/	1-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 32'	May 5, 2018	Video
		/trv/	2-3 L	26' Charles II 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	May 11, 2018	Video
		/lit/	3-7 L	Monsieur Lindy 6' Charles II 12' Bomber Harris 35'	May 13, 2018	Video
		/b/	2-4 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 42', 64'	May 13, 2018	Video
2018 4chan Winter Cup	Group G	/fit/	1-0 W	Read the Fucking Sticky 36'	17 February, 2018	Video
		/u/	1-2 L	Charles II 59'	23 February, 2018	Video
		/mlp/	0-2 L		25 February, 2018	Video
2017 4chan Summer Cup	Group C	/s4s/	3-2 W	7', 29' Bismarck 22' >Holy>Roman>Empire	July 28, 2017	Video
		/wg/	1-2 L	69' >Holy>Roman>Empire	July 30, 2017	Video
		/asp/	2-0 W	42' Bomber Harris 52' >Holy>Roman>Empire	August 5, 2017	Video
	Knockouts	/u/	2-3 L	8' >Holy>Roman>Empire 90+2' Bomber Harris	August 12, 2017	Video
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup	Group B	/mlp/	2-1 W	12', 71' >Holy>Roman>Empire	May 12, 2017	Video
		/sci/	4-3 W	Vlad The Implier 5' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+0' Bismarck 74', 90+5'	May 14, 2017	Video
		/n/	2-3 L	Bomber Harris 90+6' Anarcho-Memeism	May 20, 2017	Video
	Knockouts	/tg/	0-2 L		May 27, 2017	Video
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Group A	/lgbt/	3-2 W	Bismarck 21', 30' >Holy >Roman >Empire 68'	April 28, 2017
		/wsg/	3-0 W	13', 76' >Holy >Roman >Empire 89' Napoleon	April 29, 2017
		/tg/	1-1 D	>Holy >Roman >Empire 89'	April 30, 2017
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group H	/p/	4-5 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 8', 31' Napoleon 73' Bismarck 90+4'	October 29, 2016
		/int/	1-1 D	>Holy>Roman>Empire 68'	November 4, 2016
		/wg/	0-3 L		November 6, 2016
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	Group C	/lit/	5-6 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 44', 45', 49', 54', 73'	May 6, 2016
		/o/	0-1 L		May 8, 2016
		/cm/	3-2 W	Bismarck 30' >Holy>Roman>Empire 43', 66'	May 8, 2016
2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	Group B	/v/	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 45+1', 56', 73' Bismarck 64'	April 15, 2016
		/co/	4-1 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 17', 66' Bismarck 33' Vlad the Implier 36'	April 16, 2016
		/toy/	1-3 L	>Holy>Roman>Empire 64'	April 17, 2016

Unofficial Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Video
January 30, 2016	/trash/	2016 Winter Cup Unfriendlies	2-3 L	Rasputin's Dick 21' Bismarck 43'
January 7, 2017	/vg/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Bismarck 30'
May 6, 2017	/block/	Invite challenge	4-5 L
January 19, 2018	/pol/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	88' Bismarck
January 20, 2018	/vg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-5 L	Charles II 54', 63'
May 20, 2018	/trash/	Wooden Spoon Match	13-1 W	2', 17', 20', 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire 12', 27', 31', 34' Mongolian Horse Archer 15' Julius Caesar 63', 71' Napoleon 79', 90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare	Video
August 25, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	5-2 W	>Holy>Roman>Empire 16', 50' Bomber Harris 19' Charles II 22' Finno-Korean Hyper war 54'
December 20, 2019	/eqg/	Test Cup V 19	3-0 W	Charles II 3', 36' >Holy >Roman >Empire 42'	Video
December 21, 2019	/co/	Test Cup V 19	2-3 L	19', 38' >Holy >Roman >Empire	Video
December 27, 2019	/mu/	Test Cup V 19	2-2 D	Charles II 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire 63'	Video
December 28, 2019	/mlp/	Test Cup V 19 round of 16	2-2 L	Charles II 33' >Holy >Roman >Empire 63' Penalties 3-5 >Holy >Roman >Empire Charles II Bomber Harris Gaius & Aulus	Video
March 6, 2020	/tv/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	13' Charles II
March 13, 2020	/k/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	24' Charles II 71' >Holy >Roman >Empire
March 20, 2020	/tg/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 W	17' Charles II Penalties 3-2 >Holy>Roman>Empire Charles II Bomber Harris Gaius & Aulus 9th Battle of the Isonzo
September 19, 2020	/k/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 L	17' Charles II Penalties 1-2 >Holy >Roman >Empire Charles II Bomber Harris Gaius & Aulus Taft	Video
September 27, 2020	/tg/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	>Holy >Roman >Empire 52'	Video
September 27, 2020	/v/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	4-1 W	Charles II 5', 43', 78', 83' >Holy >Roman >Empire 90+1'	Video
May 2, 2021	/x/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	0-2 L		Video
May 8, 2021	/vst/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	2-0 W	>Holy >Roman >Empire 11' Gaius & Aulus 90+2'	Video
May 23, 2021	/k/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	2-1 W	63' Charles II 87' >Holy>Roman>Empire	Video
September 17, 2022	/tv/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	72' Charles II 92' Bombs away Lemay	Video
September 18, 2021	/wg/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Charles II 9' >Holy>Roman>Empire 45+2' Bombs away Lemay 90+0'	Video
September 24, 2021	/c/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Charles II 61' source? 62' >Holy>Roman>Empire 64'	Video

Team Statistics

Italics denote retired players

Goalscorers

Who /his/ here?

Player	Goals	Assists
>Holy>Roman>Empire	66	41
Charles II	49	21
Bomber Harris	26	20
Gaius & Aulus	9	8
Tiktaalik	2	3
Mongolian Horse Archer	1	3
Pregnant Anne Frank	1	1
Burnin' Sherman	1	1
More Wives, Your Grace?	0	1
Napoleon	5	8
Monsieur Lindy	2	1
Bismarck	14	10
Vlad the Implier	2	4
Lutheran Shitposter	0	1
Charlemagne	0	1
Shitposting Cossack	1	0
Anarco-Memeism	1	0
Empire for Sale	0	1
>Marxism	0	1
Eternal Anglo	0	1
Carl von Clausewitz	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Starts	Saves	Clean Sheets
TAFT	38	90	4
___ Battle of the Isonzo	25	48	6
Shitposting Cossack	2	6	0
Maginot Line	4	19	1
Great Wall of China	7	20	0
Julius Caesar	3	5	0
Christian Dark Ages	10	23	3

Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest brace, scoring in 44' and 45' (1 minute).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest hattrick, scoring in 44', 45', and 49' (5 minutes).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Fastest double brace, scoring in 44', 45', 49', and 54' (10 minutes).	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/
/his/	July 28, 2017	Most free kicks awarded to a single team with 10.	/s4s/ 2 - 3 /his/
/his/	May 21, 2018	Most goals allowed by a team within a single tournament with 19.	/b/ 4 - 2 /his/
/his/ (Tied)	May 21, 2018	Lowest GD in a group stage with -11.	/b/ 4 - 2 /his/
>Holy>Roman>Empire	February 24, 2019	Most assists by a single player in a game, at 5.	/b/ 1 - 5 /his/

Former records

Holder	Date set	Record	Match	Date beaten
>Holy>Roman>Empire	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match by a single player with 5.	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/	August 6, 2016
/his/	May 6, 2016	Most goals scored in a single match for the losing team with 5.	/his/ 5 - 6 /lit/	February 15, 2019

Rivalries


The Spooker Bowl Both boards like dusty old books, but whose are better? In a /his/toric first Babby match, the goals poured in for /lit/ until >HRE fought back to turn what would have been a humiliating defeat into a narrow 5-6 loss.
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The Edgelord Derby It could hardly be avoided - people were tired of /pol/ shitposting. It was impossible to have meaningful conversation on anything remotely related to the last three centuries of history without Bob McDuff of Alabama injecting his fetid political ideology into matters long done-and-dusted. Based Hiro heard our call and created /his/, where in a (mostly) civil matter, anons discuss history and the humanities as they are studied. Mercifully, /pol/ are now contained in their conspiratard safe space, free to jerk off to framed infographics long-debunked and portraits of Stalin, Donald Trump and other wingnuts. When these edgelords take the field against us, they must be reminded of the singular indisputable lesson of /his/tory: Those who fail to learn from it, are doomed to repeat it.
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The Siege of Lesbos A rivalry forged in the fires of 4cc competition, rather than from actual board relations. Still, ever since the two teams met for the first time, they were seemingly inseparable. From the first ever Elite run for /his/ being cut short by the Y/u/ris, to being relegated by them in the very next cup, it seemed the two might just have a bone to pick. But when the defending lesbian champions spooned their Summer 18 run, only to be drawn against the current babby spoon holder in /his/ for their very first game, people started suspecting that (((some))) unusual forces might be at play here, especially since every time the two boards met, one of them would end up in the final of the same cup. We also just can't beat this fucking team for shit.
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