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|team= egg
|team= egg
|general= yes
|general= yes
|motto= Praise The Omnissiah!
|motto= Praise CLANG!
|name= Engineering Games General
|name= Engineering Games General
|nickname= Formerly /svgg/
|nickname= Formerly /svgg/
|date= May 5th, 2017
|date= May 5th, 2017
|manager= Marek Rosa
|manager= Kovarex
|owner= Keen Software House
|owner= Wube Software Ltd.
|irl= {{Anonymous|PossumT|!!jPvacTJAMhh}} (caretaker)
|irl= {{Anonymous|PossumT|!!jPvacTJAMhh}}
|color1= c11200
|color1= c11200
|color2= 414141
|color2= 414141
|bgcolor= 414141
|bgcolor= 414141
|txtcolor= c11200
|txtcolor= c11200
|ranking= 22nd
|ranking= 43  <small>({{increase|6}})</small>
|high_ranking= 10th
|high_ranking= 10th
|high_date= June 30th, 2019
|high_date= June 13th, 2021
|low_ranking= 39th
|low_ranking= 51st
|low_date= June 25th, 2017
|low_date= December 18th, 2022
|scorer= CLANG
|scorer= CLANG
|goals= 18
|goals= 37
|assister= Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons
|assister= CLANG
|assists= 11
|assists= 21
|captain= Eggman
|captain= Eggman
|w= 9
|w= 17
|d= 3
|d= 7
|l= 8
|l= 18
|gf= 45
|gf= 83
|ga= 36
|ga= 85
|win_home= egg
|win_home= egg
|win_away= feg
|win_away= gbfg
|win_score_home= 5
|win_score_home= 5
|win_score_away= 0
|win_score_away= 0
|win_date= June 15th, 2019
|win_date= June 4th, 2021<br>(prev. <strong>5-0</strong> {{team away|feg}}, 2019/06/05)
|lose_home= egg
|lose_home= egg
|lose_away= hgg2d
|lose_away= @
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_away= 4
|lose_score_away= 7
|lose_date= November 21st, 2020
|lose_date= December 9th, 2022
|first_home= egg
|first_home= egg
|first_away= pg
|first_away= pg
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|first_score_away= 1
|first_score_away= 1
|first_date= June 2nd, 2017
|first_date= June 2nd, 2017
|vgl_appearances= 5
|vgl_appearances= 11
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]]
|first_vgl_appearance= [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers]]
|best_vgl_result= 7th
|best_vgl_result= 7th
|best_vgl_cup= [[/vg/ League 12]] & [[/vg/ League 14]]
|best_vgl_cup= [[/vg/ League 12]], [[/vg/ League 14]]
|hex= C11200
|hex= C11200
|color= Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!
|color= Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!


|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5bc_Peb6s0
|a_title= Hymn to Breaking Strain
|a_title= Hymn to Breaking Strain
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w
|altanthem1_title= E.G.G.M.A.N.
|altanthem1_title= E.G.G.M.A.N.
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo
|altanthem2=  
|altanthem2_title= Moonbase Alpha
|altanthem2_title=  
|altanthem2_what= Victory (clean sweep)
|altanthem2_what=  
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1vgWTTmW4
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK1vgWTTmW4
|gh_title= Dinosauroid
|gh_title= Dinosauroid
|althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w
|althorn1=  
|altgh1_title= Victory Anthem (E.G.G.M.A.N.)
|altgh1_title=  
|altgh1_what= Eggman<br>(...don't ask how)
|altgh1_what=  
|althorn2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I5OtlKjzJo
|altgh2_title= Metal Machine Music (headphones on pls)
|altgh2_what= CLANG
|althorn3= drive.google.com/file/d/0B87qJlZS_8pNNnZobkhoYjlIQTQ/view
|altgh3_title= THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE
|altgh3_what= Thomasformer
|althorn4= www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdRYthkSwvI
|altgh4_title= Azumadden Daeiou
|altgh4_what= aeiou or<br>John Madden
|althorn5= www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk3Wu5GPSaY
|altgh5_title= Roll Northumbria
|altgh5_what= Lemonhulk
|althorn6= www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs
|altgh6_title= Trust me, I'm an engineer!
|altgh6_what= Own goal :^)
|althorn7=
|altgh7_title=
|altgh7_what=  
}}
}}
We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br>
We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br>
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==History==
==<div style="display:inline-block;background:#dd1c05;color:#414141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0 0 0 8px;width:calc(90%);border-top-left-radius:12px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1em"><strong> History</strong></span></div>==
After being formed, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre group stage in VGL 8. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.<br><br>
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">In The Beginning...</span></div>====
However, the spirit of The Omnissiah possessed us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
When first formed in <strong>VGL 8</strong>, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.<br>
Ever since has been a rollercoaster ride, with a fall to 40th place in VGL 13, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with {{team away|domg}} for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses in VGL 15. The Omnissiah giveth, the Omnissiah taketh away.<br>


<br>REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse</span></div>====
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in <strong>VGL 12</strong> with the power of broken physics.<br>What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in <strong>VGL 13</strong> after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with <strong>[[/domg/]]</strong> for <strong>VGL 14</strong>, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in <strong>VGL 15</strong>. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...<br>
 
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers</span></div>====
<strong>VGL 16's [[/akg/]]</strong> match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. <strong>VGL 17</strong> continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against <strong>[[/drg/]]</strong>. <strong>VGL 18</strong> finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.<br>
 
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc</span></div>====
<strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br>In the <strong>VGL X-2 Qualifiers</strong>, the managing began. Poorly. The game against <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> failed miserably, then got even worse against <strong>[[/uma/]]</strong>. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.<br>Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.<br><br><strong>VGL 21</strong> started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against <strong>[[/vgt/]]</strong>, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.<br><br>


==Info==
==Info==
Proof of Interest: <br>
<span style="text-decoration: line-through">
https://boards.4channel.org/vg/thread/318934748#p320040859 (final roster poll results - 2021/01/07)
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
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We management now.
<br>
<strong>- {{anonymous|Possum}}</strong>
<br><br>
<strong>POI as of VGL 22 [https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/474660506/#474783831 here]
<br>
Match recordings [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here]</strong>


Note from the caretaker:
==Roster==
This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for tactics then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).<br>
I'd try them myself but {{greentext|implying I play PES}}, and trusting an """AI""" fits our theme<br> - Possum


==Roster==
[[/egg/ Roster|Full /egg/ Roster page here]] (a work in progress, just like all of our games)
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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Eggman {{captain}}}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Gas The Marek}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Icarus}} <!-- Gas The Marek -->
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=aeiou}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=The Chad Stormworks Player}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|Physician}}}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|Physician}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=19 |pos=LMF |name=Chaos Engine}}
{{sq silver player |no=19 |pos=LMF |name=Chaos Engine}}
{{sq silver player |no=20 |pos=AMF |name=Thomasformer}}
{{sq silver player |no=22 |pos=RMF |name=Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons}}
{{sq silver player |no=22 |pos=RMF |name=Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons}}
{{sq silver player |no=20 |pos=AMF |name=Thomasformer}}
{{sq gold player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=Mechanically Engineered Autism}}
{{sq gold player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=Mechanically Engineered Autism}}
{{sq gold player |no=23 |pos=CF |name=CLANG {{vice-captain}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=23 |pos=CF |name=CLANG {{vice-captain}}}}
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{{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}}
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=GK |name=Square-chan}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}}
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=LB |name={{greentext|Structural Integrity}}}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=John Madden}}
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=CB |name=Boiling Water}} <!-- John Madden -->
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}}
{{sq player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=Jebediah Kerman}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}}
{{sq player |no=11 |pos=CB |name=SPIDERTRON}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=RB |name=FAILURE}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=DMF |name=BLUE, HURT}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Nick "Unification" Smart}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=DMF |name=Satisfactory}} <!-- Nick "Unification" Smart -->
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=Godforsaken Astronaut}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anatheus Vaya}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Anataeus Vaya}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=LMF |name=Turrents}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=LMF |name=Turrents}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=RMF |name=DAKKA}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=RMF |name=DAKKA}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
===Meet The Starters===
The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.<br>
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<strong>Eggman</strong><br><i>Sonic The Hedgehog franchise
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<strong>Mechanically Engineered Autism</strong><br><i>Most /egg/s
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<strong>CLANG</strong><br><i style="color:#c11200">H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇
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<strong>Chaos Engine</strong><br><i>Besiege
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<strong>Thomasformer</strong><br><i>Machinecraft
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<strong>Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons</strong><br><i>Space Engineers
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<strong>The Chad Stormworks Player</strong><br><i>Stormworks
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<strong>{{greentext|Physician}}</strong><br><i>Robocraft
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<strong>Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman</strong><br><i>Kerbal Space Program
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<strong>SPIDERTRON</strong><br><i>Factorio
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<strong>FAILURE</strong><br><i>Infinifactory
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#1 (Captain)
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#21
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#23
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#19
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#20
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#22
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#5
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#6
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#10
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#11
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#12
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[[File:EggMan.png|256px]]
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[[File:EggThom.gif|256px]]
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He has an announcement to make.
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It looks like incomprehensible spaghetti (even to its creator) but runs at 100% efficiency and any changes you make will probably break it so, please, don't touch it.
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You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal.<br>
As the sound creeps closer, you cry, for you know what will come.<br>
All you can do is pray that he does not take you.
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Yep, it's a flaming ball attached to some sawblades.<br>
A highly unsafe device born during the height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, this baby can produce enough torque to tear apart any contraption.
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All the way from the Isle of Sodor, the brainchild of a madman and a bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR
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Shaking hands with danger to achieve strange goals during the construction of mining vehicles. Combinations of moving parts that are questionably safe at best and deadly at worst.
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Look at this motherfucker. He can make a plane with less material than the average Ikea cabinet that somehow takes off with the acceleration of a rocket booster.<br>
Suck it Elon you Apartheid nepobaby THIS guy's gonna be the first to Mars, and he won't even be using a fucking spacesuit.
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<i>"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician, I just want to fucking play lego robots.<br>
Fuck off with your boring school crap."</i><br><br>
- [https://archived.moe/vg/thread/58973465/#59024621 Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014]
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The Madman of Kerbin himself.<br>
On loan from {{team away|kspg}} while they decide if they're alive or not, this guy has no sense of fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most KSP players he's dead by their third mission.
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God damn look at those legs
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The remains of some poor schmuck who was unwittingly placed in a position they were clearly not qualified for.
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===Meet The Benchwarmers===
Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.
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<strong>EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME</strong><br><i>Steam Early Access
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<strong>Icarus</strong><br><i>Dyson Sphere Program
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<strong>aeiou?</strong><br><i>aeiou!
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<strong>Square-chan (formerly Robokek)</strong><br><i>Robocraft
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<strong>{{greentext|Structural Integrity}}</strong><br><i>Highly subjective
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<strong>Boiling Water</strong><br><i>Everything
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<strong>BLUE, HURT</strong><br><i>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E An insane Finnish man]
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<strong>Satisfactory</strong><br><i>Satisfactory
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<strong>Godforsaken Astronaut</strong><br><i>[https://randyregier.com/portfolio/godforsaken-astronaut/ Randy Regier]
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<strong>Anataeus Vaya</strong><br><i>Opus Magnum
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<strong>Turrents</strong><br><i>Factorio
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<strong>DAKKA</strong><br><i>WAAAGH
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<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#2
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#3
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#4
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#7
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#8
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#9
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#13
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#14
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#15
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#16
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#17
<td style="border:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:#c1c1c1"><strong>#Ayteen
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Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics. The blocks, the items and the player models. The multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child.<br>
...content? What the fuck is 'content'?
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Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this mech WILL steal your sun's energy output and there's nothing those stupid robots can do about it
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Football!
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The poster girl for meta-shitpost shipbuilding, renamed for herself rather than the long-dead game she represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous child before Thomasformer (yes, the madman made both).
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We appreciate the sentiment, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency.
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Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, when we get around to it.<br>
If it generates heat, we WILL use it to boil water.
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It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain.<br>
Invented by a Finn, obviously.
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Not optimised enough for megabases, but enough to ruin the landscape with industrial monstrosities.<br>
It's alright/10.
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A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the void of space.
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The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work.
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The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep the ammo topped up!<br>
Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking.
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Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot.
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===Graveyard===
The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.<br>
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<strong>Marek Rosa</strong><br><i>Keen Code House
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<strong>John Madden</strong><br><i>John Madden Football
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<strong>RIP SERB</strong><br><i>Space Engineers
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<strong>SHINY AND CHROME</strong><br><i>WITNESS MEEEE
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<strong>M1 Bradley</strong><br><i>Pentagon Wars
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<strong>Lemonhulk</strong><br><i>Space Engineers
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<strong>KEEEEEEEEN</strong><br><i>Keen Code House
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<strong>BLANEDS</strong><br><i>Space Engineers
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[[File:EggMarek.png|164px]]<br><br>
Bumbling idiot, or genius exit scammer?
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[[File:EggJohn.png|164px]]<br><br>
Having two {{tt|Moonbase Alpha reps|His football is now carried by aeiou in remembrance.}} was a bit silly.
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Server's down.<br>Again.
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The warcry of those who wish to be <strong>WITNESSED
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[[File:EggBrad.png|164px]]<br><br>
"It's... it's a {{tt|troop carrier|Unfortunate bastard child of meddling higher-ups; a masterpiece of an amphibious over-10-foot-high scout vehicle with infantry portholes, AA cannon, anti-tank missiles, a budget of $14 billion, over a decade of development... and no room for troops. At least, that's if you believe Col. James Burton. He's a bit of a fibber.}}, General"
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{{tt|"Space hulk". A vast, asymmetrical spaceship...|...born from the remains of smaller, derelict ships (functioning or otherwise) grafted onto one another. Ugly, yet strangely beautiful. Created back when /seg/ and /svgg/-posters still flew the Warbros banner, her form was purely for function in raids against the unwitting Argentinian denizens of some public server they descended on to colonise for their own. The lemon-coated creation was tragically from an era before any of us considered saving her as a blueprint for future generations. As such, her glorious yellow figure was never able to be truly represented on the pitch. Rest In Peace, Space Princess.}}
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[[File:EggKeen.png|164px]]<br><br>
Shitass company.<br>Shitass game.
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[[File:EggBlan.gif|164px]]<br><br>
{{tt|Shitass mechanic.|Planets got added to Spengies after years of delays, and they were as mediocre as people should have expected. Got the least votes by far in popularity polls.}}<br>Dead meme.
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====Gallery====
<strong>[[/egg/_Roster|Full page here (in early access)]]</strong> - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.<br><br>


== Match History ==
== Match History ==
All (recorded) matches can be seen [https://implying.fun/team/egg/ here].


=== Official Matches ===
=== Official Matches ===
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| 2017, June 2nd
| 2017, June 2nd
| {{team away|pg}}
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| align=center| 0 - 1
| align=center| 0 - 1
|<small>John Madden {{yel|76}}</small>
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| colspan="2" |<small>John Madden {{yel|76}}


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| align=center| 1 - 3
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| 2019, June 9
| 2019, June 9th
| {{team away|agdg}}
| {{team away|agdg}}
| align=center| 2 - 2
| align=center| 2 - 2
| <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|78}}</small>
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|78}}


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| 2019, June 15
| 2019, June 15th
| {{team away|feg}}
| {{team away|feg}}
| align=center| 5 - 0
| align=center| 5 - 0
| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|15||56}}, EARLY ACCESS. {{goal|42}}, Mechanically. {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|70}}</small>
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|15||56}}, EARLY ACCESS. {{goal|42}}, Mechanically. {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|70}}


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| 2019, June 21
| 2019, June 21st
| {{team away|vitagen}}
| {{team away|vitagen}}
| align=center| 2 - 0
| align=center| 2 - 0
| <small>CLANG {{goal|75}}, Chaos Engine {{goal|84}}</small>
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|75}}, Chaos Engine {{goal|84}}


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| 2019, June 29
| 2019, June 29th
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| {{team away|gfg}}
| align=center| 4 - 2
| align=center| 4 - 2
| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|20}}, CLANG {{goal|45+2|pen.|50||75}} (the first of many hat tricks)</small>
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|20}}, CLANG {{goal|45+2|pen.|50||75}} (the first of many hat tricks)


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| 2019, June 30
| 2019, June 30th
| {{team away|dbg}}
| {{team away|dbg}}
| align=center| 0 - 1
| align=center | 0 - 1
| <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|36}}</small>
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| colspan="2"  | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|36}}


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| 2019, November 22
| 2019, November 22nd
| {{team away|drg}}
| {{team away|drg}}
| align=center| 2 - 3
| align=center | 2 - 3
| <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|19}}, CLANG {{goal|52}}</small>
| colspan="3"  | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|19}}, CLANG {{goal|52}}


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| 2019, December 1
| 2019, December 1st
| {{team away|vrg}}
| {{team away|vrg}}
| align=center| 3 - 4
| align=center | 3 - 4
| <small>Mechanically. {{goal|11}}, CLANG {{goal|27}}, Thomasformer {{goal|72}} (FUCKING AEIOU {{owngoal|81}})</small>
| <small>Mechanically. {{goal|11}}, CLANG {{goal|27}}, Thomasformer {{goal|72}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>FUCKING AEIOU {{owngoal|81}}


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| 2019, December 7
| 2019, December 7th
| {{team away|alg}}
| {{team away|alg}}
| align=center| 1 - 1
| align=center | 1 - 1
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|89}}</small>
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|89}}


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| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14]]<br>[[/vg/ League 14#Group K|Group K]]


| 2020, June 7
| 2020, June 7th
| {{team away|mcg}}
| {{team away|mcg}}
| align=center| 4 - 2
| align=center | 4 - 2
| <small>CLANG {{goal|4||24}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|38||90+8}}</small>
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|4||24}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|38||90+8}}


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| 2020, June 13
| 2020, June 13th
| {{team away|nepgen}}
| {{team away|nepgen}}
| align=center| 4 - 1
| align=center | 4 - 1
| <small>CLANG {{goal|6||53||55}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|15}}</small>
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|6||53||55}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|15}}


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| 2020, June 19
| 2020, June 19th
| {{team away|mggg}}
| {{team away|mggg}}
| align=center| 2 - 2
| align=center | 2 - 2
| <small>CLANG {{goal|25||90+1}}</small>
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|25||90+1}}


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| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| 2020, June 27
| 2020, June 27th
| {{team away|d2g}}
| {{team away|d2g}}
| align=center| 1 - 1
| align=center | 1 - 1
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|76}}</small><br><small><strong>Penalties (4 - 1):</strong> CLANG {{pengoal}}, Thomas. {{pengoal}}, Mechanically. {{pengoal}}, Landing Gear. {{pengoal}}</small>
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|76}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG {{pengoal}}, Thomas. {{pengoal}}, Mechanically. {{pengoal}}, Landing. {{pengoal}}


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| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| 2020, June 28
| 2020, June 28th
| {{team away|ssbg}}
| {{team away|ssbg}}
| align=center| 1 - 3
| align=center | 1 - 3
| <small>CLANG {{goal|35}}</small>
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|35}}


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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vg/ League 15|/vg/ League 15 - Group E]]
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15]]<br>[[/vg/ League 15#Group E|Group E]]


| 2020, November 21
| 2020, November 21st
| {{team away|hgg2d}}
| {{team away|hgg2d}}
| align=center| 4 - 1
| align=center | 1 - 4
| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}} ...we just couldn't Alice.</small>
| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}
| colspan="2"  | <small> ...we just couldn't Alice.


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2020, November 27
| 2020, November 27th
| {{team away|2hug}}
| {{team away|2hug}}
| align=center| 5 - 2
| align=center | 5 - 2
| <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Landing Gear. {{goal|31}}, Thomasformer {{goal|43||86}}, Mechanically. {{goal|74}}</small>
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Landing Gear. {{goal|31}}, Thomasformer {{goal|43||86}}, Mechanically. {{goal|74}}


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2020, December 6
| 2020, December 6th
| {{team away|drag}}
| {{team away|drag}}
| align=center| 2 - 3
| align=center | 2 - 3
| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|36}}</small>
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|36}}


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|  
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|
|
|
|  


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vg/ League 16|/vg/ League 16 - Group L]]
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16]]<br>[[/vg/ League 16#Group L|Group L]]


| 2021, May 23
| 2021, May 23rd
| {{team away|eftg}}
| {{team away|eftg}}
| align=center| 4 - 1
| align=center | 4 - 1
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|21||35||56}}, CLANG {{goal|75}}</small>
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|21||35||56}}, CLANG {{goal|75}}


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2021, May 29
| 2021, May 29th
| {{team away|fg}}
| {{team away|fg}}
| align=center| 1 - 0
| align=center | 1 - 0
| <small>CLANG {{goal|7}}</small>
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|7}}


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2021, June 4
| 2021, June 4th
| {{team away|gbfg}}
| {{team away|gbfg}}
| align=center| 5 - 0
| align=center | 5 - 0
| <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|65||84}} - <strong>(CLANG with the 9.0!)</strong></small>
| <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically. {{goal|65||84}}
| colspan="2"  | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0!
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| 2021, June 12th
| {{team away|akg}}
| align=center | 3 - 3
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|85||90+3}}
| <small>Early Access. {{yel|78}}
| <small>Penalties: 0 - 2 <strong>(FOUR MISSES)
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17]]<br>[[/vg/ League 17#Group D|Group D]]
 
| 2021, November 26th
| {{team away|wtg}}
| align=center | 4 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|7}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|70||80}}, Turrents {{goal|90+1}}
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2021, December 5th
| {{team away|dng}}
| align=center | 1 - 5
| <small>CLANG {{goal|69}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|45+0}}
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2021, December 11th
| {{team away|utg}}
| align=center | 4 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|10}}, CLANG {{goal|37||86}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|55}}
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17#Survival Round|Survival Round]]
 
| 2021, December 17th
| {{team away|drg}}
| align=center | 1 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|43}}
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 18]]<br>[[/vg/ League 18#Group D|Group D]]
 
| 2022, June 17th
| {{team away|ggg}}
| align=center | 1 - 1
| <small>CLANG {{goal|59}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2022, June 26th
| {{team away|vn}}
| align=center | 1 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|39}}


|-bgcolor="eeeeee"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center|[[/vg/ League 16|/vg/ League 16 - Round of 16]]
| 2022, July 2nd
| tba
| {{team away|twg}}
| {{team away|???}}
| align=center | 0 - 2
| align=center| -
| <small></small>
| <small></small>
| colspan="2"  | <small><strong>6 damn saves</strong> from Eggman, with nothing to back them up
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19]]<br>[[/vg/ League 19#Group L|Group L]]
| 2022, November 27th
| {{team away|indie}}
| align=center | 0 - 1
|
| colspan="2"  | <small>Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 2022, December 3rd
| {{team away|きらら}}
| align=center | 2 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|56}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2022, December 9th
| {{team away|@}}
| align=center | 1 - 7
| <small>CLANG {{goal|9}}</small>
| <small>The Chad {{yel|33}}</small>
| style="color: #ff0000" | <small><strong>thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟</strong></small>
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers|/vg/ League X-2<br>Qualifiers B]]
| 2023, June 2nd
| {{team away|bag}}
| align=center | 1 - 3
| <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|45 + 0}}</small>
| <small>Landing Gear. {{yel|21}}</small>
| <small>The tictacs begin... poorly
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2023, June 3rd
| {{team away|uma}}
| align=center | 0 - 5
| colspan="2"  |
| <small>Well that soiled it</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2023, June 4th
| {{team away|wtg}}
| align=center | 3 - 1
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|48, 68, 74}} (and an <strong>8.5</strong>!)</small>
| <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|53}}
| <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" -->
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" -->
|  
| colspan="7"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
|  
 
|  
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|  
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21]]<br>[[/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers|Qualifiers A]]
|  
 
| 2023, November 17th
| {{team away|tf2g}}
| align=center | 2 - 1
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|15, 60}} <!-- Landing assist, CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves -->
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2023, November 18th
| {{team away|assg}}
| align=center | 1 - 0
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|45}} <!-- No assists | Mechanically MotM | 2 saves -->
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2023, November 19th
| {{team away|ink}}
| align=center | 3 - 2
| colspan="2"  | <small>Epically Engineered Autism {{goal|31}}, Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons {{goal|53}}, RARE CLANG {{goal|64}} <!-- Landing assist, CLANG assist, Mechanically assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves -->
| <small>WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21#Group J|Group J]]
 
| 2023, November 26th
| {{team away|vgt}}
| align=center | 2 - 5
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|14, 32}} <!-- Thomas assist, CLANG assist | 1 save -->
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 2023, December 2nd
| {{team away|nikg}}
| align=center | 2 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>COMMON CLANG {{goal|17}}, Legendary on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|89}} <!-- Turrents assist, CLANG assist | 5 saves -->
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 2023, December 8th
| {{team away|gbpen}}
| align=center | 3 - 3
| <small>RARE CLANG {{goal|14, 36, 45+1}} <!-- Landing assist, Mechanically assist | 1 save | CLANG MotM -->
| <small>Common Engine {{yel|84}}
| <small>It was alright.</small>
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7"  | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->


|}
|}


=== Unofficial Matches ===
=== Unofficial Matches ===
As you can see, we display incredible skill even during friendly matches.


{| class="wikitable" width=75%
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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Scorers
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="3"| Scorers


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|  
| colspan="7" |  
|
|
|
|  


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center|[[/vg/ League 13 Friendlies]]
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13 Friendlies|'13 Friendlies]]


| 2019, September 29th
| 2019, September 29th
| {{team away|dfg}} - The Lever Room Bowl
| {{team away|dfg}} <strong>- The Lever Room Bowl
| align=center| 0 - 2
| align=center| 0 - 2
|  
| colspan="3" |  


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2019, October 4th
| 2019, October 4th
| {{team away|kspg}} - The Space Bowl
| {{team away|kspg}} <strong>- The Space Bowl</strong>
| align=center| 0 - 1
| align=center| 0 - 1
| style="text-align:right"|<small>hhehehe we stole jeb</small>
| colspan="3" | <small>huehuehu we stole jeb after this


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|  
| colspan="7" |  
|
|
|
|  


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center|[[/vg/ League 14 Friendlies]]
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14 Friendlies|'14 Friendlies]]


| 2020, March 22
| 2020, March 22
| {{team away|tf2g}} - The Engie Bowl
| {{team away|tf2g}} <strong>- The Engie Bowl
| align=center| 1 - 2
| align=center| 1 - 2
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|66}}</small>
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|66}}


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2020, March 27
| 2020, March 27
| {{team away|digi}} - The Forsaken Autopilot Final
| {{team away|digi}} <strong>- The Forsaken Autopilot Final
| align=center| 3 - 4
| align=center| 3 - 4
| <small>CLANG {{goal|15||21||86}} - Mechanically. {{yel|74}}, Landing Gear. {{yel|82}}</small>
| <small>CLANG {{goal|15||21||86}}
| colspan="2" | <small>Mechanically. {{yel|74}}, Landing Gear. {{yel|82}}


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|  
| colspan="7" |  
|
|
|
|  


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center|[[/vg/ League 15 Friendlies]]
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15 Friendlies|'15 Friendlies]]
 
| 2020, September 25th
| 2020, September 25th
| {{team away|r6g}} - The B owlsiege
| {{team away|r6g}} <strong>- The B owlsiege
| align=center| 1 - 2
| align=center| 1 - 2
| <small>CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}} - KEEEEEEEEN {{yel|15}}
| <small>CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}}
| colspan="2" | <small>KEEEEEEEEN {{yel|15}}


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|  
| colspan="7" |  
|
|
|
|  


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center|[[/vg/ League 16 Friendlies]]
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16 Friendlies|'16 Friendlies]]
 
| 2021, March 27th
| 2021, March 27th
| {{team away|indie}} - The Early Accessb Owl
| {{team away|indie}} <strong>- The Early Accessb Owl</strong>
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|61}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 2}}
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" |
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17 Friendlies|'17 Friendlies]]
 
| 2021, October 3rd
| {{team away|ssbg}} <strong>- The VGL14 Grudgem Atch
| align=center| 3 - 2
| align=center| 3 - 2
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|61}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 2}}
| <small>Chaos Engine {{goal|34}}, CLANG {{goal|42}}, Mechanically. {{goal|68}}
| colspan="2" | <small>Landing Gear. {{yel|77}}
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" |
 
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19 Friendlies|'19 Friendlies]]
 
| 2022, September 16th
| {{team away|ss13g}} <strong>- The 2022 Cargonian War of Independence
| align=center| 3 - 0
| colspan="3" | <small>Landing Gear. {{goal|6}}, Mechanically. {{goal|21}}, Thomasformer {{goal|35}}
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2022, September 23rd
| {{team away|d2g}} <strong>- The Micromanagement Bowl
| align=center| 1 - 2
| colspan="3" | <small>CLANG {{goal|71}}
 
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" |
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 Friendlies|X-2 Friendlies]]
 
| 2023, March 25th
| {{team away|akg}} <strong>- The Mobile City Bowl
| align=center| 2 - 4
| colspan="3" | <small>Landing Gear. {{goal|4}}, Mechanically. {{goal|45+0}}
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2023, March 26th
| {{team away|aceg}} <strong>- The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl
| align=center| 6 - 2
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|15}}, CLANG {{goal|69}}
 
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2023, April 2nd
| {{team away|mmg}} <strong>- The Stand (Man or Machine)
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="3" | <small>Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded</small>


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" -->
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"<!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" -->
|  
| colspan="7" | <!-- <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} -->
|  
 
|  
|}
|  
 
|  
== Music ==
Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.<br>
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Main Themes
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Goalhorns
!style="background:#C11200;color:#414141"| Chants
 
|-
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:10px" |
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain</p>
[[File:EggAnthem_(Hymn_to_Breaking_Strain).mp3]]<br><br>
Victory Anthem - E.G.G.M.A.N.
<br>[[File:EggVictory_(E.G.G.M.A.N.).mp3]]<br><br>
Clean Sheet Victory - Moonbase Alpha
<br>[[File:EggClean_(Moonbase_Alpha).mp3]]<br><br>
</strong>
 
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:10px" |
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid</p>
[[File:EggHorn_Default.mp3]]<br><br>
CLANG - Metal Machine Music
<br>[[File:EggHorn_CLANG.mp3]]<br><br>
Mechanically Engineered - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuxZ2u8-WXg Create Machines]
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Mechanically.mp3]]<br><br>
Thomas - THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Thomas.mp3]]<br><br>
Jeb - Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Jeb.mp3]]<br><br>
aeiou & John Madden - Azumadden Daeiou
<br>[[File:EggHorn_aeiou.mp3]]<br><br>
<!-- Lemonhulk - Roll Northumbria
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Lemon.mp3]]<br><br> -->
Own Goal - Trust Me, I'm An Engineer!
<br>[[File:EggHorn_Own.mp3]]<br><br>
</strong>
 
| style="padding:10px 9px 9px 9px" |  
 
{| style="border-spacing:0px"
|-
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;padding:0px 10px 0px 0px" |
<strong><p style="color:#C11200">The Announcement</p>
[[File:EggChant_ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3]]<br><br>
Shadow's dick
<br>[[File:EggChant_Shadow.mp3]]<br><br>
Another Chinese earthquake
<br>[[File:EggChant_Chinese.mp3]]<br><br>
CBT patriots
<br>[[File:EggChant_CBT.mp3]]<br><br>
Moon comrades
<br>[[File:EggChant_Moon_Comrades.mp3]]<br><br>
Gmod metal collisions
<br>[[File:EggChant_GMod.mp3]]<br><br>
MAKE PEEENIS INTO ROBOT
<br>[[File:EggChant_MAKE_PEEENIS.mp3]]<br><br>
Jonathon Coulton - The Future Soon
<br>[[File:EggChant_Future.mp3]]<br><br>
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
<br>[[File:EggChant_Trust.mp3]]
</strong>
 
| style="text-align:center;vertical-align:text-top;border-left:solid;border-color:#a2a9b1;border-width:1px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px" |
<strong>Pentagon Wars
</strong><br>
<i>Adventures in bureaucracy</i>
<strong><br><br>
...fourteen.
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Fourteen.mp3]]<br><br>
Portholes.
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Portholes.mp3]]<br><br>
A scout?
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Scout.mp3]]<br><br>
What are "sheep specs"?!
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Sheep.mp3]]<br><br>
The Bradley
<br>[[File:EggChant_Pent_Bradley.mp3]]
</strong>
|}


|}
|}


==Player Autistics==
==Player Autistics==
Stats as of <strong>[[/vg/ League 21|VGL 21]]</strong> end


{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Player
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Player
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Goals
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Goals
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Assists
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Assists
!style="background:#ffd700;color:#C11200"| MotMs
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | MotMs
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|- bgcolor="edda74"
| CLANG
| CLANG
| 19
| 37||21||12
| 9
|- bgcolor="d5d5d5"
| 7
|-
| Mechanically Engineered Autism
| Mechanically Engineered Autism
| 9
| 25 || bgcolor="d3a890" | 14 || 6
| 8
| 2
|-
|-
| Thomasformer
| bgcolor="d3a890" | Thomasformer
| 8
| bgcolor="d3a890" | 11 || 9 || bgcolor="d3a890" | 1
| 5
| 1
|-
|-
| Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons
| Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
| 5
| 6 || bgcolor="d5d5d5" | 16 || 0
| 11
| 0
|-
|-
| Chaos Engine
| Chaos Engine
| 1
| 1 || 3 || 0
| 3
| 0
|-
|-
| Smug Marek
| Turrents
| 1
| 1 || 1 || 0
| 1
| 0
|-
|-
| EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
| Early Access Sandbox Game
| 1
| 1 || 0 || 0
| 0
| 0
|-
|-
| The Chad Stormworks Player
| 0 || 1 || 0
|- style="color:#a1a1a1"
| Gas The Marek
| 1 || 1 || 0
|- style="color:#a1a1a1"
| KEEEEEEEEN
| KEEEEEEEEN
| 1
| 1 || 0 || 0
| 0
|- style="color:#a1a1a1"
| 0
| Nick "Unification" Smart
| 0 || 1 || 0
|}
|}
<br>


===Saves===
===Saves===
{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Keeper
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Keeper
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Saves
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Saves
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| Eggman
| Eggman || 89
| 32
|-
|-
| Nick "Unification" Smart
| Early Access Sandbox Game || 2
| 3
|-
|-
| Early Access Sandbox Game
| Square-chan || 1
| 2
|- style="color:#a1a1a1"
|-
| Nick "Unification" Smart || 3
| Robokek
| 1
|}
|}


Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain.<br>
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs we definitely know what we're doing.]
Then we stuck him in goal.<br>
<br><br>
Don't worry, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs we definitely know what we're doing.]
<br>


===Records===
===Records===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Player
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Date
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Match
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Record
|-
| bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons'''
| 2020 June 7th || '''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]''' {{team away|mcg}}
| '''Latest goal in a regulation length match''', scoring at '''{{tt|90+8'|97:18}}''' (beating the previous record by one second!)
|-
| bgcolor="ccffcc" | '''CLANG'''
| 2021 June 4th || '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]''' {{team away|gbfg}}
| The '''first official VGL 9.0 player rating'''! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼'''
|}
<br>


'''Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons''': scored the latest goal in a regulation length match in the /vg/ League, scoring at '''{{tt|90+8'|97:18}}''' against {{team away|mcg}}, beating the previous record by a second!
===Team Awards===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | League
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" | Award
|-
| '''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 17]]''' || style="background:#ccffcc" | '''Best Anthem - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEwxguHUi_U Hymn To Breaking Strain]'''
|}
<br>


===Physicians===
===Physicians===


'''aieou''': our first own goal - directly off his ass - which lost us our [[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]] {{team away|vrg}} match. Good job, son.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Player
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Date
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Match
!style="background:#b1b1b1"| Retard moment
|-
| bgcolor="ffcccc"| '''aeiou''' || 2019 December 21st
| '''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]''' {{team away|vrg}}
| <strong>/egg/'s first own goal</strong>. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son.
|}


==Exports==
==Exports==
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If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing<br>
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing<br>


{|{{Prettytable}}
{| class="wikitable"
|style="color:#212121; background:#C11200; font-size=140%; "align="center"|'''Current - [[/vg/ League 15]] (subject to change)'''
 
|style="color:#C11200; background:#616161; "align="center"|'''[[/vg/ League 15 Friendlies]]'''
|style="color:#C11200; background:#616161; "align="center"|'''[[/vg/ League 14]]'''
|style="color:#C11200; background:#616161; "align="center"|'''[[/vg/ League 14 Friendlies]]'''
|style="color:#C11200; background:#616161; "align="center"|'''[[/vg/ League 13]]'''
|style="color:#C11200; background:#616161; "align="center"|'''[[/vg/ League 13 Friendlies]]'''
|style="color:#C11200; background:#616161; "align="center"|'''[[/vg/ League 12]]'''
|-
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| League
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Main
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Friendly


|style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
|-
[https://mega.nz/file/NhZTyAbS#oTuKgJLm7rJIafW85c9pDoePgqZ_jL3RtPCbYJEPbic Aesthetics]<br>
!style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"|
[https://mega.nz/file/0sYV0CYD#MQLQ1ym7NyL_doDSEkhBdgp8JJdTQPjyLB2s-jP4h_I Music]<br>
'''[[/vg/ League 21|VGL 21]]'''<br>(PES 19)
[https://mega.nz/file/MMpmiYAB#RJqnvQY3IqD-XZPYPy5Z5tF4tnk14jk6CUnTWIg0x8c Eternal autopilot]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/51I1jbCI#tOXq1qdAIbACyKBWJBdIlSU9PrYT3Ck67GtBvn4aWeo Aesthetic,]<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/xpxzQaSC#ohS8AtoC9-QHbfozLl-rT45KcWwPSrIqs3Lx_OUDYrw Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/4kIFXSSD#u0645N76M8G_rVTl-GnKG8ab6WKN2KENt3rwm023yiY Tactic]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
--


|style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
|-
[https://mega.nz/file/soxDBS7A#h4qO5ooCNZfzV2oUpcHljktXmxEHb2AOZPC3kIR67xA Aes. (First of PES 19)]<br>
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/h9QziIra#9gm0hT1QuTjwSKKq7tb4uE5SpHuudxmX2gSdjDsmAa8 Music]<br>
'''[[/vg/ League X-2|VGL X-2]]'''<br>(PES 19)
Eternal autopilot
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/85oiAC6b#vsQx6dQk-F1fynqskHMKg0p-18_owlRvjtCzF8DCRzU Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/U1gzWYJZ#FdXlgsdm7WwxSmNPEhp822fzn2esE-NEnfV4Sjnjcx4 Music], [https://mega.nz/file/R9p0mDQL#QSmoVigY7eAODBRdszbNX72mMqMMCbXPmF3bkJCTosI Tactic]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/85gkxLAb#gzlUOeMSf8SdIP7GTGsAD5S5mpPivNp9n7GbGZwljiE Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/FhBjlZ6B#FdXlgsdm7WwxSmNPEhp822fzn2esE-NEnfV4Sjnjcx4 Music], [https://mega.nz/file/4pJmEAQb#uHZDXfj8rYa4TxPKYw2AdzevqIAe5Z0OIOTbkaJYEjA Tactic]


|style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
|-
[https://mega.nz/file/Q1B2nIJK#kyIp9mYneonZuvrU-QiGVzLd__omfRMdNPSD3AVI-ag Aes. (Last of PES 16)]<br>
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/h4BjWQzT#ILE2zJ_MiReOFZ2Iq1CYZ1bOWECSp5B5NnO_7bwAiKc Music]<br>
'''[[/vg/ League 19|VGL 19]]'''<br>(PES 21)
[https://files.catbox.moe/vpn3b4 Eternal autopilot]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/ZkBAHIJR#DrxVVK2Upu8CSqVjK6tTpYXMgwsR02TD2mUqdWZru1Y Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/Uk4FxCwK#JIbIZ7E1cyfOE34KgZMHFsBCwC6Akr06CoXFgc7YAiI Music], [https://mega.nz/file/oVYnBRwJ#P-3nCc4u9kzZ1jA6ceaKibWoMNiB5LJrZW7wESlfIMM Auto]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/ppQCiQyL#472xj1CyDj3INtzbGmJyQ79lKXg627jcEbOADCx1Vwk Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/ooIhGboT#tFOAh4Y6jOlddVQ1ecUi9jcUThMqKlAknHwMbDXgy7w Music], Auto


|style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
|-
Aes. - lost to time<br>
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/#!hgw1UACT!361Snd09u3TqjFAgMSEUtHg9rXdpH-TqVeO1qVoexXM Music]<br>
'''[[/vg/ League 18|VGL 18]]'''<br>(PES 21)
Eternal autopilot
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/ppQCiQyL#472xj1CyDj3INtzbGmJyQ79lKXg627jcEbOADCx1Vwk Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/ooIhGboT#tFOAh4Y6jOlddVQ1ecUi9jcUThMqKlAknHwMbDXgy7w Music], Auto
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
--


|style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
|-
[https://mega.nz/#!gsASFAAQ!xpVFdDz_Oc0O1cnpJW-8ViaBYHz9rRtKh5z6xC7ufew Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Qt1qx-9hU5F9-5Qx-Y01b3FYjzX-IJJL Profiles]<br>
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/#!hgw1UACT!361Snd09u3TqjFAgMSEUtHg9rXdpH-TqVeO1qVoexXM Music]<br>
'''[[/vg/ League 17|VGL 17]]'''<br>(PES 19)
[https://mega.nz/#!gZ4RVA6R!9ZF2tbA1inTkluItPnrXtD4iG03bszQU2sB2oFl1bbM Eternal autopilot]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/l9gDhKxK#ZmX0uoQjjrtyyjVAdgEaK-ZQqo-zl7-AeDOQGSWstzg Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/Y9hAxYqS#nwfnq6A5vtkft-3zolPaSl0sNnboXtoL-HPX9HpmvLU Music], [https://drive.google.com/file/d/115DFqkSGjJ9gi49q4Yxz0c2evPtliM20/view?usp=sharing Auto]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/ckYhFQaL#hrgG72VVUq6YEzhKQOQtAcp8gXQ8bcLJtVPFY8FNfGg Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/x1YRgIha#QabuT11CnQGneucNNj5tIcGVVD4-EDN9kQVjqvngSjE Music], [https://mega.nz/file/VVJH2IQY#q_uNioON1W6mpIJedI1uEewJpksWsQjo52jzAs9J-oE Auto]


|style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
|-
[https://mega.nz/#!gsASFAAQ!xpVFdDz_Oc0O1cnpJW-8ViaBYHz9rRtKh5z6xC7ufew Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Qt1qx-9hU5F9-5Qx-Y01b3FYjzX-IJJL Profiles]<br>
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"|
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uEgvw-ltrO8FSdtqpVZ-VG094EbbU5PL Music]<br>
'''[[/vg/ League 16|VGL 16]]'''<br>(PES 21)
Eternal autopilot
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/F04wELwC#EVorAKxMInD2IKc8CZl7W_qLXhTZ8WZDxK6oVnYw6-I Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/M9gyyQwI#sbJps5F3I6p_LFaZi7VDGup39vRZgOCWqPuX1_4rwGg Music], [https://mega.nz/file/VVJH2IQY#q_uNioON1W6mpIJedI1uEewJpksWsQjo52jzAs9J-oE Auto]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
--
 
|-
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; "align="center"|
'''[[/vg/ League 15|VGL 15]]'''<br>(PES 21)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/NhZTyAbS#oTuKgJLm7rJIafW85c9pDoePgqZ_jL3RtPCbYJEPbic Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/0sYV0CYD#MQLQ1ym7NyL_doDSEkhBdgp8JJdTQPjyLB2s-jP4h_I Music], [https://mega.nz/file/MMpmiYAB#RJqnvQY3IqD-XZPYPy5Z5tF4tnk14jk6CUnTWIg0x8c Auto]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/soxDBS7A#h4qO5ooCNZfzV2oUpcHljktXmxEHb2AOZPC3kIR67xA Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/h9QziIra#9gm0hT1QuTjwSKKq7tb4uE5SpHuudxmX2gSdjDsmAa8 Music], Auto
 
|-
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; "align="center"|
'''[[/vg/ League 14|VGL 14]]'''<br>(PES 16)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/Q1B2nIJK#kyIp9mYneonZuvrU-QiGVzLd__omfRMdNPSD3AVI-ag Aesthetic],<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/h4BjWQzT#ILE2zJ_MiReOFZ2Iq1CYZ1bOWECSp5B5NnO_7bwAiKc Music], [https://files.catbox.moe/vpn3b4 Auto]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
Aes. lost lmao,<br>
[https://mega.nz/#!hgw1UACT!361Snd09u3TqjFAgMSEUtHg9rXdpH-TqVeO1qVoexXM Music], Auto
 
|-
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; "align="center"|
'''[[/vg/ League 13|VGL 13]]'''<br>(PES 16)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/#!gsASFAAQ!xpVFdDz_Oc0O1cnpJW-8ViaBYHz9rRtKh5z6xC7ufew Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Qt1qx-9hU5F9-5Qx-Y01b3FYjzX-IJJL Prof.],<br>
[https://mega.nz/#!hgw1UACT!361Snd09u3TqjFAgMSEUtHg9rXdpH-TqVeO1qVoexXM Music], [https://mega.nz/#!gZ4RVA6R!9ZF2tbA1inTkluItPnrXtD4iG03bszQU2sB2oFl1bbM Auto]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/#!gsASFAAQ!xpVFdDz_Oc0O1cnpJW-8ViaBYHz9rRtKh5z6xC7ufew Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Qt1qx-9hU5F9-5Qx-Y01b3FYjzX-IJJL Prof.],<br>
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uEgvw-ltrO8FSdtqpVZ-VG094EbbU5PL Music], Auto
 
|-
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; "align="center"|
'''[[/vg/ League 12|VGL 12]]'''<br>(PES 16)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/#!QhomkYDY!wCB5sg16w--ZmDzCcgklKBsYAxfR2NIte7jv9ApHZRM Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1judPMnmd-BvnX98DBdRVNveyFghuJ0g6 Prof.],<br>
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uEgvw-ltrO8FSdtqpVZ-VG094EbbU5PL Music], Auto
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"| --


|style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/#!QhomkYDY!wCB5sg16w--ZmDzCcgklKBsYAxfR2NIte7jv9ApHZRM Aes.], [https://drive.google.com/open?id=1judPMnmd-BvnX98DBdRVNveyFghuJ0g6 Profiles]<br>
[https://drive.google.com/open?id=1uEgvw-ltrO8FSdtqpVZ-VG094EbbU5PL Music]<br>
Eternal autopilot
|}
|}



Latest revision as of 21:35, 2 May 2024

/egg/
Praise CLANG!
Egg logo.png
/egg/ - Engineering Games General
Founded May 5th, 2017
Manager Kovarex
Owner Wube Software Ltd.
IRL manager PossumT !!jPvacTJAMhh
Team colors
Chat color C11200
Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!
Ranking 43 (increase 6)
Highest rank 10th (June 13th, 2021)
Lowest rank 51st (December 18th, 2022)
Top scorer CLANG (37)
Top assister CLANG (21)
Captain Eggman
Website /egg/ - Engineering Games General
Nickname Formerly /svgg/
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
17 7 18 42 40.48%
GF GA GD
83 85 -2
Biggest win
/egg/ Egg icon.png 5–0 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
June 4th, 2021
(prev. 5-0 Feg icon.png /feg/, 2019/06/05)
Biggest defeat
/egg/ Egg icon.png 1–7 @ icon.png /@/
December 9th, 2022
First match
/egg/ Egg icon.png 0–1 Pg icon.png /pg/
June 2nd, 2017
/vg/ League
Appearances 11 (First in /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers)
Best result 7th, /vg/ League 12, /vg/ League 14
Team music
Anthem Hymn to Breaking Strain
Victory Anthem E.G.G.M.A.N.

Goal horn Dinosauroid
Kits


We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.

Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?

History

In The Beginning...

When first formed in VGL 8, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.

VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse

The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in VGL 13 after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in VGL 15. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...

VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers

VGL 16's /akg/ match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. VGL 17 continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against /drg/. VGL 18 finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.

VGL 19 onwards - The Heresy Arc

VGL 19's horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.
It was time... to make our own tactics.

In the VGL X-2 Qualifiers, the managing began. Poorly. The game against /bag/ failed miserably, then got even worse against /uma/. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that /wtg/ suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.
Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.

VGL 21 started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against /vgt/, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.

Info

REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.

We management now.
- Possum

POI as of VGL 22 here
Match recordings here

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Eggman Captain
2
  CB
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
3
  CB
Icarus
4
  CB
aeiou
5
  DMF
The Chad Stormworks Player
6
  CMF
>Physician
19
  LMF
Chaos Engine
20
  AMF
Thomasformer
22
  RMF
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
21
  SS
Mechanically Engineered Autism
23
  CF
CLANG Vice-captain
No. Position Player
7
  GK
Square-chan
8
  LB
>Structural Integrity
9
  CB
Boiling Water
10
  CB
Jebediah Kerman
11
  CB
SPIDERTRON
12
  RB
FAILURE
13
  DMF
BLUE, HURT
14
  DMF
Satisfactory
15
  CMF
Godforsaken Astronaut
16
  CMF
Anataeus Vaya
17
  LMF
Turrents
18
  RMF
DAKKA

Meet The Starters

The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.


Eggman
Sonic The Hedgehog franchise

Mechanically Engineered Autism
Most /egg/s

CLANG
H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇

Chaos Engine
Besiege

Thomasformer
Machinecraft

Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons
Space Engineers

The Chad Stormworks Player
Stormworks

>Physician
Robocraft

Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman
Kerbal Space Program

SPIDERTRON
Factorio

FAILURE
Infinifactory

#1 (Captain) #21 #23 #19 #20 #22 #5 #6 #10 #11 #12

EggMan.png

EggAuts.gif

EggCLANG.gif

EggChaos.png

EggThom.gif

EggLand.png

EggChad.png

EggDumb.png

EggJeb.png

EggSpidertron.gif

EggDead.png

He has an announcement to make.

It looks like incomprehensible spaghetti (even to its creator) but runs at 100% efficiency and any changes you make will probably break it so, please, don't touch it.

You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal.
As the sound creeps closer, you cry, for you know what will come.
All you can do is pray that he does not take you.

Yep, it's a flaming ball attached to some sawblades.
A highly unsafe device born during the height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, this baby can produce enough torque to tear apart any contraption.

All the way from the Isle of Sodor, the brainchild of a madman and a bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR

Shaking hands with danger to achieve strange goals during the construction of mining vehicles. Combinations of moving parts that are questionably safe at best and deadly at worst.

Look at this motherfucker. He can make a plane with less material than the average Ikea cabinet that somehow takes off with the acceleration of a rocket booster.
Suck it Elon you Apartheid nepobaby THIS guy's gonna be the first to Mars, and he won't even be using a fucking spacesuit.

"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician, I just want to fucking play lego robots.
Fuck off with your boring school crap."


- Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014

The Madman of Kerbin himself.
On loan from Kspg icon.png /kspg/ while they decide if they're alive or not, this guy has no sense of fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most KSP players he's dead by their third mission.

God damn look at those legs

The remains of some poor schmuck who was unwittingly placed in a position they were clearly not qualified for.


Meet The Benchwarmers

Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.


EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
Steam Early Access

Icarus
Dyson Sphere Program

aeiou?
aeiou!

Square-chan (formerly Robokek)
Robocraft

>Structural Integrity
Highly subjective

Boiling Water
Everything

BLUE, HURT
An insane Finnish man

Satisfactory
Satisfactory

Godforsaken Astronaut
Randy Regier

Anataeus Vaya
Opus Magnum

Turrents
Factorio

DAKKA
WAAAGH

#2 #3 #4 #7 #8 #9 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #Ayteen

EggSand.png

EggIcarus.png

Eggaeiou.png

EggSqua.gif

EggStruct.png

EggBoil.png

EggBlue.png

EggSatis.png

EggGodf.png

EggVaya.png

EggTurr.gif

EggDAKKA.png

Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics. The blocks, the items and the player models. The multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child.
...content? What the fuck is 'content'?

Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this mech WILL steal your sun's energy output and there's nothing those stupid robots can do about it

Football!

The poster girl for meta-shitpost shipbuilding, renamed for herself rather than the long-dead game she represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous child before Thomasformer (yes, the madman made both).

We appreciate the sentiment, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency.

Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, when we get around to it.
If it generates heat, we WILL use it to boil water.

It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain.
Invented by a Finn, obviously.

Not optimised enough for megabases, but enough to ruin the landscape with industrial monstrosities.
It's alright/10.

A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the void of space.

The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work.

The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep the ammo topped up!
Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking.

Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot.


Graveyard

The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.


Marek Rosa
Keen Code House

John Madden
John Madden Football

RIP SERB
Space Engineers

SHINY AND CHROME
WITNESS MEEEE

M1 Bradley
Pentagon Wars

Lemonhulk
Space Engineers

KEEEEEEEEN
Keen Code House

BLANEDS
Space Engineers

EggMarek.png

Bumbling idiot, or genius exit scammer?

EggJohn.png

Having two Moonbase Alpha reps was a bit silly.

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Server's down.
Again.

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The warcry of those who wish to be WITNESSED

EggBrad.png

"It's... it's a troop carrier, General"

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"Space hulk". A vast, asymmetrical spaceship...

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Shitass company.
Shitass game.

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Shitass mechanic.
Dead meme.


Gallery

Full page here (in early access) - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.

Match History

All (recorded) matches can be seen here.

Official Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
/vg/ League 8
Qualifiers B
2017, June 2nd Pg icon.png /pg/ 0 - 1 John Madden Booked 76'
2017, June 3rd Agdg icon.png /agdg/ 1 - 3 Smug Marek Goal 22'
2017, June 4th Civ4xg icon.png /civ4xg/ 1 - 0 KEEEEEEEEN Goal 73'
/vg/ League 12
Group I
2019, June 9th Agdg icon.png /agdg/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 78'
2019, June 15th Feg icon.png /feg/ 5 - 0 Thomasformer Goal 15'56', EARLY ACCESS. Goal 42', Mechanically. Goal 59', CLANG Goal 70'
2019, June 21st Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/ 2 - 0 CLANG Goal 75', Chaos Engine Goal 84'
Round of 16 2019, June 29th Gfg icon.png /gfg/ 4 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 20', CLANG Goal 45+2' (pen.)50'75' (the first of many hat tricks)
Quarterfinals 2019, June 30th Dbg icon.png /dbg/ 0 - 1 >Physician Booked 36'
/vg/ League 13
Group B
2019, November 22nd Drg icon.png /drg/ 2 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 19', CLANG Goal 52'
2019, December 1st Vrg icon.png /vrg/ 3 - 4 Mechanically. Goal 11', CLANG Goal 27', Thomasformer Goal 72' FUCKING AEIOU Scored 81'
2019, December 7th Alg icon.png /alg/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 89'
/vg/ League 14
Group K
2020, June 7th Mcg icon.png /mcg/ 4 - 2 CLANG Goal 4'24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 38'90+8'
2020, June 13th Nepgen icon.png /nepgen/ 4 - 1 CLANG Goal 6'53'55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 15'
2020, June 19th Mggg icon.png /mggg/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 25'90+1'
Round of 16 2020, June 27th D2g icon.png /d2g/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 76' Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG Scored, Thomas. Scored, Mechanically. Scored, Landing. Scored
Quarterfinals 2020, June 28th Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ 1 - 3 CLANG Goal 35'
/vg/ League 15
Group E
2020, November 21st Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ 1 - 4 Thomasformer Goal 26' ...we just couldn't Alice.
2020, November 27th 2hug icon.png /2hug/ 5 - 2 CLANG Goal 16', Landing Gear. Goal 31', Thomasformer Goal 43'86', Mechanically. Goal 74'
2020, December 6th Drag icon.png /drag/ 2 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 26', CLANG Goal 36'
/vg/ League 16
Group L
2021, May 23rd Eftg icon.png /eftg/ 4 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 21'35'56', CLANG Goal 75'
2021, May 29th Fg icon.png /fg/ 1 - 0 CLANG Goal 7'
2021, June 4th Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ 5 - 0 CLANG Goal 24'45+2'90+0', Mechanically. Goal 65'84' CLANG with the 9.0!
Round of 16 2021, June 12th Akg icon.png /akg/ 3 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 59', CLANG Goal 85'90+3' Early Access. Booked 78' Penalties: 0 - 2 (FOUR MISSES)
/vg/ League 17
Group D
2021, November 26th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 4 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 7', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 70'80', Turrents Goal 90+1'
2021, December 5th Dng icon.png /dng/ 1 - 5 CLANG Goal 69' >Physician Booked 45+0'
2021, December 11th Utg icon.png /utg/ 4 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 10', CLANG Goal 37'86', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 55'
Survival Round 2021, December 17th Drg icon.png /drg/ 1 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 43'
/vg/ League 18
Group D
2022, June 17th Ggg icon.png /ggg/ 1 - 1 CLANG Goal 59' Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss
2022, June 26th Vn icon.png /vn/ 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 39'
2022, July 2nd Twg icon.png /twg/ 0 - 2 6 damn saves from Eggman, with nothing to back them up
/vg/ League 19
Group L
2022, November 27th Indie icon.png /indie/ 0 - 1 Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself
2022, December 3rd きらら icon.png /きらら/ 2 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 26', CLANG Goal 56'
2022, December 9th @ icon.png /@/ 1 - 7 CLANG Goal 9' The Chad Booked 33' thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟
/vg/ League X-2
Qualifiers B
2023, June 2nd Bag icon.png /bag/ 1 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 45 + 0' Landing Gear. Booked 21' The tictacs begin... poorly
2023, June 3rd Uma icon.png /uma/ 0 - 5 Well that soiled it
2023, June 4th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 3 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 48, 68, 74' (and an 8.5!) >Physician Booked 53' Timely PES knowledge from anon
/vg/ League 21
Qualifiers A
2023, November 17th Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ 2 - 1 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 15, 60'
2023, November 18th Assg icon.png /assg/ 1 - 0 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 45'
2023, November 19th Ink icon.png /ink/ 3 - 2 Epically Engineered Autism Goal 31', Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons Goal 53', RARE CLANG Goal 64' WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY
Group J 2023, November 26th Vgt icon.png /vgt/ 2 - 5 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 14, 32'
2023, December 2nd Nikg icon.png /nikg/ 2 - 2 COMMON CLANG Goal 17', Legendary on Rotors on Pistons Goal 89'
2023, December 8th Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ 3 - 3 RARE CLANG Goal 14, 36, 45+1' Common Engine Booked 84' It was alright.

Unofficial Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
'13 Friendlies 2019, September 29th Dfg icon.png /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl 0 - 2
2019, October 4th Kspg icon.png /kspg/ - The Space Bowl 0 - 1 huehuehu we stole jeb after this
'14 Friendlies 2020, March 22 Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl 1 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 66'
2020, March 27 Digi icon.png /digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final 3 - 4 CLANG Goal 15'21'86' Mechanically. Booked 74', Landing Gear. Booked 82'
'15 Friendlies 2020, September 25th R6g icon.png /r6g/ - The B owlsiege 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 90 + 1' KEEEEEEEEN Booked 15'
'16 Friendlies 2021, March 27th Indie icon.png /indie/ - The Early Accessb Owl 2 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 61', CLANG Goal 90 + 2'
'17 Friendlies 2021, October 3rd Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ - The VGL14 Grudgem Atch 3 - 2 Chaos Engine Goal 34', CLANG Goal 42', Mechanically. Goal 68' Landing Gear. Booked 77'
'19 Friendlies 2022, September 16th Ss13g icon.png /ss13g/ - The 2022 Cargonian War of Independence 3 - 0 Landing Gear. Goal 6', Mechanically. Goal 21', Thomasformer Goal 35'
2022, September 23rd D2g icon.png /d2g/ - The Micromanagement Bowl 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 71'
X-2 Friendlies 2023, March 25th Akg icon.png /akg/ - The Mobile City Bowl 2 - 4 Landing Gear. Goal 4', Mechanically. Goal 45+0'
2023, March 26th Aceg icon.png /aceg/ - The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl 6 - 2 Mechanically. Goal 15', CLANG Goal 69'
2023, April 2nd Mmg icon.png /mmg/ - The Stand (Man or Machine) 2 - 3 Note: this is hearsay because the match wasn't recorded

Music

Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.

Main Themes Goalhorns Chants

Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain



Victory Anthem - E.G.G.M.A.N.


Clean Sheet Victory - Moonbase Alpha


Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid



CLANG - Metal Machine Music


Mechanically Engineered - Create Machines


Thomas - THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE


Jeb - Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut


aeiou & John Madden - Azumadden Daeiou


Own Goal - Trust Me, I'm An Engineer!


The Announcement



Shadow's dick


Another Chinese earthquake


CBT patriots


Moon comrades


Gmod metal collisions


MAKE PEEENIS INTO ROBOT


Jonathon Coulton - The Future Soon


Trust me, I'm an engineer!

Pentagon Wars
Adventures in bureaucracy

...fourteen.


Portholes.


A scout?


What are "sheep specs"?!


The Bradley

Player Autistics

Stats as of VGL 21 end

Player Goals Assists MotMs
CLANG 37 21 12
Mechanically Engineered Autism 25 14 6
Thomasformer 11 9 1
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 6 16 0
Chaos Engine 1 3 0
Turrents 1 1 0
Early Access Sandbox Game 1 0 0
The Chad Stormworks Player 0 1 0
Gas The Marek 1 1 0
KEEEEEEEEN 1 0 0
Nick "Unification" Smart 0 1 0


Saves

Keeper Saves
Eggman 89
Early Access Sandbox Game 2
Square-chan 1
Nick "Unification" Smart 3

Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.

Records

Player Date Match Record
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 2020 June 7th VGL 14 Mcg icon.png /mcg/ Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!)
CLANG 2021 June 4th VGL 16 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ The first official VGL 9.0 player rating! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼


Team Awards

League Award
VGL 17 Best Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain


Physicians

Player Date Match Retard moment
aeiou 2019 December 21st VGL 13 Vrg icon.png /vrg/ /egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son.

Exports

If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing

League Main Friendly

VGL 21
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

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VGL X-2
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

VGL 19
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 18
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

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VGL 17
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 16
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

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VGL 15
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 14
(PES 16)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aes. lost lmao,
Music, Auto

VGL 13
(PES 16)

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

VGL 12
(PES 16)

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

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