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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
In The Beginning...
When first formed in VGL 8, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance.
With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
Rebirth & The Curse
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in VGL 13 after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in VGL 15. By this point the team had gained The Curse (...or blessing? Maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals. Not only that, but even as precise as drawing & winning the same number of matches during the even leagues!
However...
The Curse Wavers
VGL 16's /akg/ match weakened the cycle, with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. VGL 17 continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against /drg/.
VGL 18 is the current biggest sign that the cycle is ending: an 'even' league... with the literal worst group showing we've ever had. T-thanks, Omnissiah.
Info
REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
Note from the caretaker:
This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for tactics then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but >implying I play PES, and trusting an """AI""" fits our theme
- Possum
Roster
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Gallery
Full page here (in early access) - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.
For info on who they are, see below!
Meet The Starters
The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.
Thomasformer Machinecraft |
#20 |
All the way from the Isle of Sodor, | |
>Physician Robocraft |
#6 |
"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to | |
Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman Kerbal Space Program |
#10 |
The madman of Kerbin himself. | |
Meet The Benchwarmers
Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.
>Structural Integrity Highly subjective |
#8 |
We appreciate the sentiment, but it's | |
BLUE, HURT An insane Finnish man |
#13 |
It's a robot that uses artificial | |
Godforsaken Astronaut Randy Regier |
#15 |
A representative for all the poor | |
Anataeus Vaya Opus Magnum |
#16 |
The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make | |
Meet The Rejects (profile pics in early access)
The players voted out for various reasons. Not quite popular enough to compete any more, irrelevant, or just dumb.
SHINY AND CHROME WITNESS MEEEE |
-6rd |
The warcry of all those who wish | |
Satisfactory ...Satisfactory |
-4rd |
Voted in as /egg/ enough for a new | |
KEEEEEEEEN Keen Code House |
-2st |
The exasperated call of an engie suffering | |
BLANEDS Space Engineers |
-1rdn't |
Planets got added after years of delays, | |
File:EggBlan.png |
Match History
All (recorded) matches can be seen here.
Official Matches
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scores | ||
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group B | 2017, June 2nd | /pg/ | 0 - 1 | John Madden 76' | ||
2017, June 3rd | /agdg/ | 1 - 3 | Smug Marek 22' | |||
2017, June 4th | /civ4xg/ | 1 - 0 | KEEEEEEEEN 73' | |||
/vg/ League 12 - Group I | 2019, June 9th | /agdg/ | 2 - 2 | CLANG 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism 78' | ||
2019, June 15th | /feg/ | 5 - 0 | Thomasformer 15', 56', EARLY ACCESS. 42', Mechanically. 59', CLANG 70' | |||
2019, June 21st | /vitagen/ | 2 - 0 | CLANG 75', Chaos Engine 84' | |||
/vg/ League 12 - Round of 16 | 2019, June 29th | /gfg/ | 4 - 2 | Thomasformer 20', CLANG 45+2' (pen.), 50', 75' (the first of many hat tricks) | ||
/vg/ League 12 - Quarterfinals | 2019, June 30th | /dbg/ | 0 - 1 | >Physician 36' | ||
/vg/ League 13 - Group B | 2019, November 22nd | /drg/ | 2 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 19', CLANG 52' | ||
2019, December 1st | /vrg/ | 3 - 4 | Mechanically. 11', CLANG 27', Thomasformer 72' | FUCKING AEIOU 81' | ||
2019, December 7th | /alg/ | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 89' | |||
/vg/ League 14 - Group K | 2020, June 7th | /mcg/ | 4 - 2 | CLANG 4', 24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 38', 90+8' | ||
2020, June 13th | /nepgen/ | 4 - 1 | CLANG 6', 53', 55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 15' | |||
2020, June 19th | /mggg/ | 2 - 2 | CLANG 25', 90+1' | |||
/vg/ League 14 - Round of 16 | 2020, June 27th | /d2g/ | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 76' | Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG , Thomas. , Mechanically. , Landing. ) | |
/vg/ League 14 - Quarterfinals | 2020, June 28th | /ssbg/ | 1 - 3 | CLANG 35' | ||
/vg/ League 15 - Group E | 2020, November 21st | /hgg2d/ | 1 - 4 | Thomasformer 26' | ...we just couldn't Alice. | |
2020, November 27th | /2hug/ | 5 - 2 | CLANG 16', Landing Gear. 31', Thomasformer 43', 86', Mechanically. 74' | |||
2020, December 6th | /drag/ | 2 - 3 | Thomasformer 26', CLANG 36' | |||
/vg/ League 16 - Group L | 2021, May 23rd | /eftg/ | 4 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 21', 35', 56', CLANG 75' | ||
2021, May 29th | /fg/ | 1 - 0 | CLANG 7' | |||
2021, June 4th | /gbfg/ | 5 - 0 | CLANG 24', 45+2', 90+0', Mechanically. 65', 84' | CLANG with the 9.0! | ||
/vg/ League 16 - Round of 16 | 2021, June 12th | /akg/ | 3 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 59', CLANG 85', 90+3' | Early Access. 78' | Penalties: 0 - 2 (FOUR MISSES) |
/vg/ League 17 - Group D | 2021, November 26th | /wtg/ | 4 - 3 | Thomasformer 7', Mechanically Engineered Autism 70', 80', Turrents 90+1' | ||
2021, December 5th | /dng/ | 1 - 5 | CLANG 69' | >Physician 45+0' | ||
2021, December 11th | /utg/ | 4 - 2 | Thomasformer 10', CLANG 37', 86', Mechanically Engineered Autism 55' | |||
/vg/ League 17 - Survival Round | 2021, December 17th | /drg/ | 1 - 2 | Thomasformer 43' | ||
/vg/ League 18 - Group D | 2022, June 17th | /ggg/ | 1 - 1 | CLANG 59' | Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss | |
2022, June 26th | /vn/ | 1 - 2 | CLANG 39' | |||
2022, July 2nd | /twg/ | 0 - 2 | 6 damn saves from Eggman, with nothing to back them up | |||
Unofficial Matches
As you can see, we display incredible skill even during friendly matches.
Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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/vg/ League 13 Friendlies | 2019, September 29th | /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl | 0 - 2 | |
2019, October 4th | /kspg/ - The Space Bowl | 0 - 1 | huehuehu we've stolen jeb | |
/vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 2020, March 22 | /tf2g/ - The Engie Bowl | 1 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 66' |
2020, March 27 | /digi/ - The Forsaken Autopilot Final | 3 - 4 | CLANG 15', 21', 86' ... Mechanically. 74', Landing Gear. 82' | |
/vg/ League 15 Friendlies | 2020, September 25th | /r6g/ - The B owlsiege | 1 - 2 | CLANG 90 + 1' ... KEEEEEEEEN 15' |
/vg/ League 16 Friendlies | 2021, March 27th | /indie/ - The Early Accessb Owl | 2 - 3 | Mechanically Engineered Autism 61', CLANG 90 + 2' |
/vg/ League 17 Friendlies | 2021, October 3rd | /ssbg/ - The VGL14 Grudgem Atch | 3 - 2 | Chaos Engine 34', CLANG 42', Mechanically. 68' ... Landing Gear. 77' |
Player Autistics
Player | Goals | Assists | MotMs |
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CLANG | 30 | 16 | 10 |
Mechanically Engineered Autism | 15 | 12 | 3 |
Thomasformer | 11 | 7 | 1 |
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons | 5 | 12 | 0 |
Chaos Engine | 1 | 3 | 0 |
Gas The Marek | 1 | 1 | 0 |
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | 1 | 0 | 0 |
KEEEEEEEEN | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Turrents | 1 | 0 | 0 |
The Chad Stormworks Player | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Saves
Keeper | Saves |
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Eggman | 58 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 3 |
Early Access Sandbox Game | 2 |
Square-chan | 1 |
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Records
Player | Date | Match | Record |
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Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons | 2020 June 7th | VGL 14 /mcg/ | Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!) |
CLANG | 2021 June 4th | VGL 16 /gbfg/ | The first official-match 9.0 rating in the VGL! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼ |
Team Awards
League | Award |
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VGL 17 | Best Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain |
Physicians
Player | Date | Match | Retard moment |
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aeiou | 2019 December 21st | VGL 13 /vrg/ | /egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son. |
Exports
If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing
League | Main | Friendly |
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Current: |
Aesthetics, Music, |
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Aes. (First of PES 19), | ||
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