2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group D

Table

Team	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Pts
/s/	4	3	1	0	11	6	5	10
/lit/	4	2	1	1	6	4	2	7
/adv/	4	2	0	2	10	9	1	6
/tv/	4	0	3	1	3	6	-3	3
/v/	4	0	1	3	6	11	-5	1

/v/ v /lit/

Background: /v/'s 7-0 demolition of /lit/ in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup group stage was their largest win in competitive history, and /lit/'s largest defeat.

Stadium: The Humbert Humbert Memorial Stadium

17 October 2014, 21:00 UTC

Attendance: 741

/v/ 0–2 /lit/

		12' DFW  35' Lolita Wanted It
	Assists
		35' DFW

Kit: Hideki Kamiya Protoman  71' No Fun Allowed  71' HE  71' Donte [spoiler]LOL[/spoiler] Hideo Kojima Mozart Reggie Fils-Aime Sanic Gabe Newell Substitutions: Villager  71' Captain Falcon  71' Dewrito Pope  71' Manager: Exec !!s4zagtDZGcA

Kit: Exit Level Tao Lin A.M. Pinecone Muh Spooks Smirked Quite Jewishly Hemmmingway  68' [philosophy intensifies] Lovecraft  21' MC Homerotic Lolita Wanted It DFW Substitutions: Niggardly Jew  21' Start With The Greeks  68' Manager: San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2 Autocrat !!CgrAMDqsYHX

Man of the Match: DFW (/lit/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 47 53 Shots (on target) 4 5 (3) (2) Fouls (offside) 1 0 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 1 1 Free Kicks 0 1 Passes completed (%) 76 84 Crosses 3 3 Interceptions 6 8 Tackles 1 4 Saves 1 2

/s/ v /tv/

Background: /s/ and /tv/ had met twice before in official competition, in each of the last Autumn Babby Cups. /tv/ comfortably won each match 3-0 and 4-0 respectively.

Stadium: Estadio da Luz

17 October 2014, 21:40 UTC

Attendance: 701

/s/ 3–3 /tv/

Just Die In My Sleep Already  6' BANNED  28', 68'		40' Cleganebowl  57' Dan "The Man" Schneider  88' Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa
	Assists
Thunder Thighs  28', 68'		57', 88' FOR YOU

Kit: Groped Gingerpuss  67' Small Tits  57' Chubby Dat Ass You Love You Lose  67' Questionable Age In The Crack Stacy's Mom Thunder Thighs BANNED Substitutions: Big Tits  57' Puffy Nipples  67' Contributan  67' Manager: Amis

Kit: James Cameron  28' Problem Child 2 Just Die In My Sleep Already  73' Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa Poor Little White Guy Cleganebowl Capeshit  73' AND I'M JAVERT Dan "The Man" Schneider Real Human Being FOR YOU Substitutions: High Ground  28' Vietnam Fucking Shits  73' Wes Anderson  73' Manager: cemedygeld !!Lb3NR9dWRT5

Man of the Match: BANNED (/s/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 46 54 Shots (on target) 7 8 (5) (3) Fouls (offside) 1 0 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 1 1 Free Kicks 0 1 Passes completed (%) 74 78 Crosses 2 3 Interceptions 7 13 Tackles 3 4 Saves 1 2

/tv/ v /v/

Background: /tv/'s 3-0 loss to /v/ in the 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies was the only previous meeting between these two teams.

Stadium: CIA Memorial Stadium

19 October 2014, 20:20 UTC

Attendance: 942

/tv/ 0–0 /v/

Kit: James Cameron Problem Child 2 >YIFY Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa Console of Rome  76' Cleganebowl Capeshit Wes Anderson  76' Dan "The Man" Schneider Real Human Being FOR YOU Substitutions: Poor Little White Guy  76' Aged Like Milk  76' Manager: cemedygeld !!Lb3NR9dWRT5

Kit: Chad Warden Villager Dewrito Pope  73' Protoman Hideo Kojima Senator Armstrong Console Peasant  76' Reggie Fils-Aime PC Master Race  76' SANIC Gabe Newell Substitutions: Captain Falcon  73' Rage  76' Mozart  76' Manager: Exec !!s4zagtDZGcA

Man of the Match: Protoman (/v/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 57 43 Shots (on target) 6 2 (5) (0) Fouls (offside) 1 0 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 2 0 Free Kicks 0 1 Passes completed (%) 77 74 Crosses 3 1 Interceptions 8 16 Tackles 1 5 Saves 0 1

/lit/ v /adv/

Background: These teams first met in the Autumn Babby Cup two years ago where they shared the points in a 1-1 draw. The next meeting was in this Spring's Babby Cup which ended in a no-score draw.

Stadium: The Humbert Humbert Memorial Stadium

19 October 2014, 21:00 UTC

Attendance: 853

/lit/ 3–2 /adv/

Lolita Wanted It  35', 78' Niggardly Jew  68'		25' Suicide  90+5' 5 Inch Dick
	Assists
Lolita Wanted It  68' Start With The Greeks  78'		25' Relationshit  90+5' Suicide

Kit: Exit Level Why I'm The Best QT Yuki  66' Huge Orson Welles Arse Full of Farts Lovecraft Start With The Greeks  89' MC Homerotic Niggardly Jew Lolita Wanted It DFW Substitutions: A.M. Pinecone  66' Ayn Rand  89' Manager: San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2 Autocrat !!CgrAMDqsYHX

Kit: Good Guy Greg Cheating Girlfriend Brojobs  66' Venting Femanon Moralfag Divorce  66' Friendzoned  73' 5 Inch Dick Relationshit Suicide Substitutions: Assburgers  66' Polyamory  66' Manager: Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a

Man of the Match: Lolita Wanted It (/lit/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 63 37 Shots (on target) 11 4 (7) (3) Fouls (offside) 1 3 (1) (2) Corner Kicks 2 1 Free Kicks 3 1 Passes completed (%) 86 77 Crosses 4 1 Interceptions 11 7 Tackles 4 4 Saves 1 4

/adv/ v /tv/

Background: The first meeting between /adv/ and /tv/ was the first match in each team's history, at the 2011 4chan Summer Cup. /tv/ won the match 3-1.

Stadium: CIA Memorial Stadium

25 October 2014, 19:00 UTC

Attendance: 791

/adv/ 3–0 /tv/

Suicide  42', 48', 59'
	Assists
Relationshit  42', 48', 59'

Kit: Incest Weed Venting Assburgers OkCupid 1st World Probs Friendzoned Divorce 5 Inch Dick Suicide Relationshit Manager: Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a

Kit: High Ground HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?  45' Just Die In My Sleep Already >YIFY Poor Little White Guy  45' Cleganebowl Aged Like Milk Capeshit  45' Dan "The Man" Schneider Real Human Being FOR YOU Substitutions: Classic Paul Dano  45' RIP Christopher Lee  45' From Blade  45' Manager: cemedygeld !!Lb3NR9dWRT5

Man of the Match: Suicide (/adv/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 52 48 Shots (on target) 11 5 (10) (4) Fouls (offside) 3 1 (3) (1) Corner Kicks 4 2 Free Kicks 1 3 Passes completed (%) 80 81 Crosses 4 4 Interceptions 7 8 Tackles 5 0 Saves 3 6

/v/ v /s/

Background: The only previous meeting between these two teams was at the 2011 4chan Summer Cup, which /v/ won to mark up the first win in their history.

Stadium: Konami Stadium

25 October 2014, 19:40 UTC

Attendance: 850

/v/ 2–4 /s/

Reggie Fils-Aime  72' SANIC  81'		27', 78' Thunder Thighs  31' In The Crack  56' BANNED
	Assists
Druids  72'		27' Stacy's Mom  31' You Love You Lose  56' Puffy Nipples

Kit: Hideki Kamiya Villager Protoman  68' HE  68' No Fun Allowed Hideo Kojima Mozart Mystery of the Druids Reggie Fils-Aime SANIC Gabe Newell Substitutions: Captain Falcon  68' Dewrito Pope  68' Manager: Exec !!s4zagtDZGcA

Kit: Groped Puffy Nipples Not /r/  68' Chubby Pixie  68' You Love You Lose  68' Questionable Age Stacy's Mom In The Crack Thunder Thighs BANNED Substitutions: Dressed-Undressed  68' Dat Ass  68' Contributan  68' Manager: Amis

Man of the Match: Thunder Thighs (/s/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 49 51 Shots (on target) 9 6 (7) (5) Fouls (offside) 1 2 (1) (1) Corner Kicks 2 1 Free Kicks 2 1 Passes completed (%) 76 83 Crosses 4 3 Interceptions 6 9 Tackles 2 4 Saves 1 4

/s/ v /adv/

Background: /s/ and /adv/ shared a goalless encounter in the 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies in their only past meeting.

Stadium: The Void 2.0

31 October 2014, 17:40 UTC

Attendance: 616

/s/ 2–0 /adv/

Thunder Thighs  45+2' Stacy's Mom  78'
	Assists
Dat Ass  45+2' Thunder Thighs  78'

Kit: Hairy Puffy Nipples Big Tits Not /r/  61' Dat Ass You Love You Lose Questionable Age  61' Stacy's Mom In The Crack Thunder Thighs BANNED Substitutions: Dressed-Undressed  61' Preggo  61' Manager: Amis

Kit: Pick Up Artist Cheating Girlfriend Brojobs Bitches & Whores Femanon First World Problems Rape Victim  78' Friendzoned 5 Inch Dick Suicide Relationshit Substitutions: Shut In  78' Manager: Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a

Man of the Match: Thunder Thighs (/s/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 52 48 Shots (on target) 6 3 (4) (2) Fouls (offside) 1 3 (0) (2) Corner Kicks 0 1 Free Kicks 3 1 Passes completed (%) 83 83 Crosses 3 1 Interceptions 8 13 Tackles 3 1 Saves 1 3

/tv/ v /lit/

Background: /tv/ and /lit/ had met three times previously. /tv/ were undefeated in all encounters with a 2-1-0 record. Their last meeting was in the quarter finals of the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup.

Stadium: The Void 2.0

1 November 2014, 18:20 UTC

/tv/ 0–0 /lit/

Kit: James Cameron HMMMMMMMMMMMM? Just Die In My Sleep Already From Blade Console of Rome Cleganebowl Aged Like Milk Billy Batts Dan "The Man" Schneider Real Human Being FOR YOU Manager: cemedygeld !!Lb3NR9dWRT5

Kit: Exit Level Tao Lin  69' Muh Spooks QT Yuki  69' Smirked Quite Jewishly Lovecraft Hemmmingway  69' MC Homerotic Niggardly Jew Lolita Wanted It DFW Substitutions: Why I'm The Best  69' Huge Orson Welles  69' Ayn Rand  69' Manager: San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2 Autocrat !!CgrAMDqsYHX

Man of the Match: Muh Spooks (/lit/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 48 52 Shots (on target) 3 0 (2) (0) Fouls (offside) 0 0 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 2 0 Free Kicks 0 0 Passes completed (%) 76 86 Crosses 6 0 Interceptions 6 12 Tackles 5 3 Saves 0 2

/lit/ v /s/

Stadium: The Humbert Humbert Memorial Stadium

1 November 2014, 22:20 UTC

Attendance: 912

/lit/ 1–2 /s/

Huge Orson Welles  90+3'		59' BANNED  82' In The Crack
	Assists
The Woolf  90+3'		59' Stacy's Mom  82' Thunder Thighs

Kit: Exit Level Why I'm The Best  69' Huge Orson Welles QT Yuki The Woolf Hemmmingway  69' Lovecraft  86' MC Homerotic Niggardly Jew Lolita Wanted It DFW Substitutions: Tao Lin  69' Start With The Greeks  69' Mouldy Dique  86' Manager: Amis

Kit: Groped Gingerpuss Chubby Not /r/ Pixie You Love You Lose Preggo  69'  86' Stacy's Mom In The Crack Thunder Thighs BANNED Substitutions: Contributan  86' Manager: San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2 Autocrat !!CgrAMDqsYHX

Man of the Match: In The Crack (/s/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 56 44 Shots (on target) 3 3 (2) (3) Fouls (offside) 2 3 (1) (1) Corner Kicks 0 1 Free Kicks 3 2 Passes completed (%) 84 73 Crosses 3 3 Interceptions 8 6 Tackles 2 4 Saves 0 1

/adv/ v /v/

Background: /adv/ bettered /v/ 3-2 in the Round of 16 of the 2013 4chan Winter Cup. It was in this match that 5 Inch Dick scored one of the fastest goals in 4chan Cup history.

Stadium: Them Feels Stadium

2 November 2014, 17:00 UTC

Attendance: 635

/adv/ 5–4 /v/

Relationshit  28', 41' 5 Inch Dick  33' Suicide  49' Polyamory  70'		4' Dewrito Pope  38' Gabe Newell  45+3' Druids  72' Good Guy Greg
	Assists
Suicide  28', 33' 5 Inch Dick  49' Friendzoned  70'		4' Console Peasant

Kit: Good Guy Greg OkCupid S/adv/irgin Venting Femanon First World Problems Polyamory Friendzoned 5 Inch Dick Suicide Relationshit Manager: Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a

Kit: Hideki Kamiya Dewrito Pope HE Protoman Senator Armstrong Hideo Kojima Console Peasant Mystery of the Druids Reggie Fils-Aime SANIC Gabe Newell Manager: Exec !!s4zagtDZGcA

Man of the Match: Relationshit (/adv/)

Match Stats
Possession (%) 55 45 Shots (on target) 17 12 (14) (9) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (1) (1) Corner Kicks 5 2 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 80 79 Crosses 9 2 Interceptions 9 8 Tackles 0 4 Saves 5 7