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/gig/ - Genshin Impact General

Founded

28 September 2020

Manager

Liu Wei

Owner

miHoYo

IRL manager

Tsumo !!jxjCmfdEGaN

Team colors

Chat color

f6dec7
Golden Nara Almond

Ranking

10 (

2)

Highest rank

4 (December 19, 2022)

Lowest rank

52 (July 11, 2022)

Top scorer

Fuck Jeannies (25)

Top assister

Fuck Jeannies (8)

Captain

Fuck Jeannies

Website

/gig/ - Genshin Impact General

Nickname

/gig/gers

Historic performance

14	4	9			27				51.85%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
67	57	+10

Biggest win
/uma/	5–12	/gig/
December 10, 2021

Biggest defeat
/gig/	1–7	/utg/
June 18, 2023

First match
/indie/	4–4	/gig/
May 21, 2021

/vg/ League
Appearances	4 (First in /vg/ League 16)
Best result	3rd, /vg/ League 19

Team music

Anthem	Road not taken
Victory Anthem	Emberfire

Goal horn	Saltatio Favillae
Fuck Jeannies	Kokoroe
THE CHOSEN ONE	Uppity
BWEHHHHH	Violet Thunder
UNMATCHED	Evening Luxury
60NCIDW	Red sun in the sky

Kits

Genshin Impact is a free-to-play Breath of the Wild knockoff made by Chinese jews in which you, the Traveler, roam the countryside opening chests and murdering ~~Bokoblins~~ Hilichurls in order to gather enough Primogems to wish for fujobait. There's also some shit about the God of Ice usurping the other gods' powers, you trying to find your sibling, and the stars being fake but >giving a rat's ass about the plot in a GaaS.

/gig/ is the home of Genshin Impact on /vg/, where the brainlets who play this game endlessly theorycraft about characters they don't have and make predictions about characters that aren't released yet with as-of-yet nearly 0% accuracy. Never spent a cent on the game though, honest.

Roster

No.

Position

Player

65

	GK

CEO of GEO

93

*rapes you in your sleep*

27

Keka is now strong and damages

7

Why are you here instead of playing the game?

16

For Me, It's Yaoyao

25

Fat Xiao

26

60NCIDW

11

THE CHOSEN ONE

21

BWEHHHH

9

UNMATCHED

8

Fuck Jeannies

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

MORAX!

6

Rewritten Plot

50

>b

10

Hi /gig/!

90

EEEQEEE

14

>yucka

28

I'M BLOOOOMING

15

Coom in Loom

17

Euler

13

Do nothing, win

4

Roll For Who You Like

3

Now post her in game model

Long version for commentators and people who like jokes explained

Historical Rosters

VGL16

No.

Position

Player

65

	GK

CEO of GEO

1

	LB

Alpedo

2

	CB

Boarbara

3

	CB

Tabibito-san

4

	RB

>Cryo Amber

5

	DMF

Mona's Ass

6

	LMF

GOOBA

11

	CMF

Cheld

7

	RMF

Emergency Onahole

9

	AMF

diluc_gaming

8

	CF

Fuck Jeannies

No.

Position

Player

10

	LB

El Hermano

50

	LB

BOUKEN DA BOUKEN

12

	RB

Who Tao

13

	RB

*shrieking*

14

	CB

Jeannie

15

	CB

Bro, your Venti?

16

	CB

Saving for Ayaka

75

	DMF

succ

108

	DMF

108 Primogems

17

	DMF

B A C K P U S S Y

18

	DMF

Fish

77

	DMF

The Spook

VGL17

No.

Position

Player

65

	GK

CEO of GEO

1

	LB

Alpedo

14

	CB

Jeannie

7

	CB

Emergency Onahole

20

	RB

Signora is Slain

21

	DMF

BWEHHHH

19

	AMF

Waschizo

11

	CMF

Cheld

9

	CMF

diluc_gaming

6

	SS

GOOBA

8

	CF

Fuck Jeannies

No.

Position

Player

10

	LB

El Hermano

77

	LB

Herald of Unmet Expectations

16

	RB

For Me, It's Yaoyao

4

	RB

>Cryo Amber

50

	CB

>see bennett >close stream

2

	CB

Boarbara

22

	CB

Sidegrade

18

	CB

Trust The Plan

5

	DMF

Mona's Ass

13

	DMF

*shrieking*

108

	DMF

108 Primogems

17

	DMF

Please Don't Put Euler On The Roster

VGL18

No.

Position

Player

65

	GK

CEO of GEO

6

	LB

GOOBA

3

	CB

Waschizo

7

	CB

Emergency Onahole

90

	RB

EEEQEEE

21

	DMF

BWEHHHH

16

	CMF

For Me, It's Yaoyao

11

	AMF

Cheld

240

	CMF

240 Days

9

	SS

diluc_gaming

8

	CF

Fuck Jeannies

No.

Position

Player

50

	LB

>see bennett >close stream

10

	LB

Hi /gig/!

15

	RB

Coom in Loom

17

	RB

Euler

4

	CB

Roll For Who You Like

2

	CB

Boarbara

14

	CB

Jeannie

12

	CB

My Useless Onahole Wife!

1

	DMF

Alpedo

5

	DMF

The Chad Inverted Triangle

13

	DMF

*shrieking*

18

	DMF

Berry

VGL19

No.

Position

Player

65

	GK

CEO of GEO

6

	LB

GOOBA

12

	CB

Kot

7

	CB

Emergency Onahole

90

	RB

EEEQEEE

5

	DMF

The Chad Inverted Triangle

16

	CMF

For Me, It's Yaoyao

11

	CMF

Cheld

93

	AMF

Touch Grass

21

	CF

BWEHHHH

8

	CF

Fuck Jeannies

No.

Position

Player

50

	LB

>b

10

	LB

Hi /gig/!

1

	DMF

Alpedo

13

	DMF

*shrieking*

18

	DMF

Berry

15

	DMF

Coom in Loom

17

	RB

Euler

9

	RB

diluc_gaming

2

	CB

Boarbara

4

	CB

Roll For Who You Like

14

	CB

PRINZESSIN DER VERURTEILUNG! A PRECIOUS TREASURE!

3

	CB

Waschizo

VGL20

No.

Position

Player

65

	GK

CEO of GEO

93

Touch Grass

12

Kot

7

Emergency Onahole

16

For Me, It's Yaoyao

25

Don Sombrero

26

Stupid Nara Got It Wrong

11

Cheld

21

BWEHHHH

9

UNMATCHED

8

Fuck Jeannies

No.	Position	Player
6		GOOBA
50		>b
10		Hi /gig/!
90		EEEQEEE
27		DOAya
14		shrieking
28		I'M BLOOOOMING
15		Coom in Loom
17		Euler
13		Elliot
4		Roll For Who You Like
3		Waschizo

VGL21

No.

Position

Player

65

	GK

CEO of GEO

93

Touch Grass

12

Komaniya Prime

7

Emergency Onahole

16

For Me, It's Yaoyao

25

Do The Melusines

26

TEYVAT HAS FALLEN

11

THE CHOSEN ONE

21

BWEHHHH

9

UNMATCHED

8

Fuck Jeannies

No.	Position	Player
6		GOOBA
50		>b
10		Hi /gig/!
90		EEEQEEE
27		DOAya
14		shrieking
28		I'M BLOOOOMING
15		Coom in Loom
17		Euler
13		Elliot
4		Roll For Who You Like
3		Waschizo

Exports

Aesthetics	Audio	Tactical
/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup VGL 16 VGL 17 VGL 18 VGL 19 /vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 2 VGL 20 VGL 21 Mobabowl 2024 VGL 22 Friendlies VGL 22	/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup VGL 16 VGL 17 VGL 18 VGL 19 /vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 2 VGL 20 VGL 21 Mobabowl 2024 VGL 22 Friendlies VGL 22	/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup VGL 16 VGL 17 VGL 18 VGL 19 /vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 2 VGL 20 VGL 21 Mobabowl 2024 VGL 22 Friendlies VGL 22

Match History

Competition	Stage	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vg/ League 16	Group Stage Group B	/indie/	4-4 D	GOOBA 18' Fuck Jeannies 63', 66', 76'	May 21st, 2021
		/nepgen/	2-1 W	El Hermano 17' GOOBA 78'	May 30th, 2021
		/dng/	2-0 W	diluc_gaming 63' Emergency Onahole 90+3'	June 5th, 2021
	Round of 16	/fgoalter/	3-2 (a.e.t.) W	Fuck Jeannies 8', 14' Emergency Onahole 93'	June 12th, 2021
	Quarterfinals	/ssbg/	3-3 (4-5 PK) L	diluc_gaming 61' Fuck Jeannies 76', 90+0'	June 13th, 2021
/vg/ League 17	Group Stage Group J	/ink/	2-3 L	Fuck Jeannies 55' GOOBA 77'	November 28th, 2021
		/drag/	1-6 L	GOOBA 38'	December 4th, 2021
		/uma/	12-5 W	Waschizo 7', 20', 82' Fuck Jeannies 11', 33', 59' GOOBA 17', 30', 50', 65', 85' diluc_gaming 69'	December 10th, 2021
/vg/ League 18	Group Stage Group H	/smtg/	0-2 L		June 18th, 2022
		/mjg/	2-3 L	For Me, It's Yaoyao 29' Fuck Jeannies 35'	June 24th, 2022
		/feg/	1-3 L	Fuck Jeannies 10'	July 3rd, 2022
/vg/ League 19	Group Stage Group J	/vn/	1-1 D	Fuck Jeannies 40'	November 27th, 2022
		/gbfg/	3-1 W	For Me, it's Yaoyao 8' Fuck Jeannies 39' "Own Goal" (but really Fuck Jeannies) 81'	December 3rd, 2022
		/hgg2d/	1-1 D	BWEHHHH 53'	December 9th, 2022
	Round of 16	/skg/	4-1 W	Fuck Jeannies 6' BWEHHHHHHHH 52', 66', 90+4'	December 17th, 2022
	Quarterfinals	/llsifg/	3-2 W	Touch Grass 18' Cheld 22' For me, it's Yaoyao 84'	December 18th, 2022
	Semifinals	/twg/	1-4 L	Touch Grass 90+0'	December 18th, 2022
	Third Place Match	/pmmm/	3-2 (a.e.t.) W	BWEHHHHHHHH 5' Fuck Jeannies 8' Touch Grass 99'	December 18th, 2022
/vg/ League X-2	Group Stage Group D	/@/	0-0 D		June 9th, 2023
		/utg/	1-7 L	UNMATCHED 22'	June 18th, 2023
		/xgg/	3-0 W	UNMATCHED 18' Fuck Jeannies 74' BWEHHHHHHHH 90'	June 24th, 2023
/vg/ League 21	Group Stage Group D	/kfg/	3-1 W	Fuck Jeanies 18,31' UNMATCHED 62'	November 24th, 2023
		/pmmm/	1-0 W	TEYVAT HAS FALLEN 44'	December 3rd, 2023
		/hsrg/	5-0 W	Fuck Jeanies 9, 85' UNMATCHED 45+1', 75' THE CHOSEN ONE 68'	December 9th, 2023
	Round of 16	/wtg/	3-2 W	Fuck Jeannies 30', 82' UNMATCHED 36'	December 16th, 2023
	Quarterfinals	/2hug/	3-3 (3–5 PKs) L	UNMATCHED 83' Teyvat Has Fallen 90+1' Fuck Jeannies 110'	December 17th, 2023
/vg/ League 22	Group Stage Group J	/omg/	4-2 W	60NCIDW 49' 88' THE CHOSEN ONE 53' UNMATCHED 77'	June 9th, 2024

Rivalries

/hsrg/ - The Hoyobowl	Dunking on your little brother is every older sibling's favorite passtime. Which game is the premiere Mihoyo IP? Who will EoS first? Which general is less bad? Our next match might just decide it.
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