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The players representing '''[[:/vp/]]'s''' football team.
!  style="background:#FF3030;color:#fff;height:60px;" | Position
 
!  style="background:#FF3030;color:#fff" | Number
 
!  style="background:#FF3030;color:#fff" | Name
 
!  style="background:#FF3030;color:#fff" | Picture
{|{{Prettytable}}
!  style="background:#FF3030;color:#fff" | Description
|-
!  style="background:#FF3030;color:#fff" | Height
|style="background:#919191; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Released'''
!  style="background:#FF3030;color:#fff" | Playstyle
|style="font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Sub'''
!  style="background:#FF3030;color:#fff" | Skillcards
|style="background:#C3D69B; font-size:90%;" width="40px" align="center"|'''Starter'''
|-  
|style="background:#B7BEC5; font-size:90%" width="40px" align="center"|'''Silver'''
| GK  
|style="background:#E0C068; font-size:90%;" width="40px;" align="center"|'''Gold'''
| 1
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| Gotta Catch 'Em All  
|}
| [[File:Catchemall.PNG|100px|Catchemall.PNG]]
 
| 4. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL. This will be severely punished and strictly enforced. Gotta Catch 'Em All is on the quest to catch every ball there is.
=== Starting Roster ===
| 199
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
| N/A
|-
| N/A
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|-  
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
| GK
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
| 13
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
| Smogon/Karen
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
| [[File:Smogon_karen.png|100px|Smogon_karen.png]]
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
| With an overseeing eye and getting the final say in everything, he/she decides who does and doesn't play. They wanted a Delibird on the team, but Smogon wouldn't allow it. He is waging a relentless war with - Karen, his mortal enemy. Not sure if it's a samefag or a schizophrenic.
(19.07.2024)'''
| 192
|-
| N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B"|400
| N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|-  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gotta Catch 'em All'''
| GK
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gotta Catch 'em All.png|center|300px]]
| 12
|style="background:#C3D69B"|ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?
| Serebii.net
 
| [[File:Serebii.gif|100px|Serebii.gif]]
<strike> Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up. </strike>
| PIKABLU AND MEWTHREE ARE THE STARTERS IN POKÉMON GREY. SEREBII CONFIRMED. POKEMON FUSIONS AND TRIPLE TYPES FOR B&amp;W 2, MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO.
 
| 192
You'll buy them all anyway.
| N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
| N/A
|-
|-  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|718
| CB  
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| 4
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Fully Recovered Zygarde'''
| Doppole
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Fullyrecoveredzygarde.jpg|300px|center]]
| [[File:Doppole.png|100px|Doppole.png]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|{{greentext|start game}}
| Objectively the most kawaii Gen /vp/ mon
{{greentext|zygarde hands you a phone}}
| 185
 
| N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
| N/A
|-
|-  
|style="background:#C3D69B"|54
| CB
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| 19
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Masuda'''
| Preorder Cancelled
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Masuda.jpg|300px|center]]
| [[File:Preordercancel.png|100px|Preordercancel.png]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.
| Mega Evolutions? Pokémon still don't follow you?
 
FUCK NINTENDO I'M CANCELLING MY PREORDER AND NEVER BUYING A POKÉMON GAME AGAIN
When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."
| 185
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
| N/A
|-
| N/A
|style="background:#C3D69B"|109
|-  
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
| CB
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''{{greentext|fanfic meta}}'''
| 7
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Smogon logo.png|300px|center]]
| Joey's Rattata
|style="background:#C3D69B"|The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play.
| [[File:Rattata.jpg|100px|Rattata.jpg]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
| He's in the top percentage of all Rattata, and in case you forget Joey will call to let you know.
|-
| 180
|style="background:#C3D69B"|251
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''MISTA MERRIKU'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:MISTA_MERRIKU.PNG|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|"ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！"
|style="background:#C3D69B"|0
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|386
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Tentaquil'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Tentaquil.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is.
|style="background:#C3D69B"|6
|-
|style="background:#C3D69B"|9
|style="background:#C3D69B" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#C3D69B"|'''Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak'''
|style="background:#C3D69B"|[[File:Gary.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#C3D69B"|Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!
 
P.S: Ash is a loser
|style="background:#C3D69B"|2
|-
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|383
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:fuckingnothing.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!?
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|14
|-
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|272
|style="background:#B7BEC5;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''Miror B.'''
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|[[File:mirorb.jpg|300px|center]]
|style="background:#B7BEC5;"|'''SALSA!'''
The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon {{greentext|XD}}.<br>Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.
|style="background:#B7BEC5"|62
|-
|style="background:#E0C068"|452
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|style="background:#E0C068"|'''Citizen Snips'''
|style="background:#E0C068"|[[File:snips.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068"|Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs!
|style="background:#E0C068"|66
|-
|style="background:#E0C068;"|384
|style="background:#E0C068;" align="center"|{{Position|CF|type=4}}
|style="background:#E0C068;"|'''Fug {{Captain}}'''
|style="background:#E0C068;"|[[File:Fug.png|300px|center]]
|style="background:#E0C068;"|<span style="font-size:300%">fug</span>
|style="background:#E0C068"|81
|}
 
=== Substitutes ===
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
|-
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
(12.05.2024)'''
|-
|377
|align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
|'''OMP OMP OMP'''
||[[File:OMP OMP OMP.gif|300px|center]]
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSMQYDYBALY '''<span style="font-size:150%">⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏</span>''']
|0
|-
 
|448
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''Proud of its Power'''
|[[File:POIP.jpg|300px|center]]
|His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would?
|0
|-
|645
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''Landorus at Home'''
|[[File:Greattusk.jpg|200px|center]]
|<strike>Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.</strike>
A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks.
|0
|-
|83
|align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|'''HOUSEWIFE'd'''
|[[File:Houswife.jpg|300px|center]]
|Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for.
|0
|-
|83
|align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
|'''John Gamefreak'''
|[[File:John_Gamefreak-IG.jpg|200px|center]]
|''AKA John Gamefreak'' The ''real'' CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be.
|0
|-
|1017
|align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
|'''Ex-Champion Kiki'''
|[[File:The oger.jpg|300px|center]]
|cucked by an orange
|0
|-
|999
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|'''Best Pokégirl'''
|[[File:Best_Pokegirl.jpg|300px|center]]
|Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?
 
Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.
|1
|-
|959
|align="center"|{{Position|DMF|type=4}}
|'''{{greentext|75}}'''
|[[File:75.png|300px|center]]
|{{greentext|Furret is stronger}}
|0
|-
|1
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''
|[[File:KANTOOOO.jpg|300px|center]]
|D-Did you say it's '''THE''' Charizard? Fr-from...! <br>
KANTOOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO<span style="font-size:0%"> </span>OOOOOOOOOO
|0
|-
|164
|align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
|'''{{greentext|implying owls are birds}}'''
|[[File:IOAB.jpg|300px|center]]
|''"Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"''
 
But seriously, {{greentext|owls >birds}}
|6
|-
|13
|align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|'''Specs Weedle'''
|[[File:specsweedle.png|300px|center]]
|So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times.
|1
|-
|
|
|
|align="center"|{{Position|SS|type=4}}
|-
|'''It's Me, Nemona! '''
| CB
|[[File:Nemona.jpg|300px|center]]
| 5
|You! Me! Battle! Yes?!
| Jovi
|0
| [[File:Jovi.png|100px|Jovi.png]]
|}
| Fierce rival of Miror B and one of the most violent chicks you'll ever meet. With her trusty Alberath at her side protecting the world from Shadow Mewthree and Cory, don't be surprised if you're pinned to the ground and beaten up if you pass her. | 185
 
| 185
=== Released Players ===
| N/A
{| class="wikitable" width=100% style="text-align: center"
| N/A
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-  
|-
| CB
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Number'''
| 15
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Position'''
| Showderp
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Name'''
| [[File:Showderp.png|100px|Showderp.png]]
|width="20%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Picture'''
| WE CHOOSE A CHAMP, WE CHOOSE  TEAM, CHAMP TAKES ON OU (or in this case, the other team)
|width="50%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Description'''
| 180
|width="5%" style="background:#082567;color:#FFF" align="center"|'''Goals
| N/A
(22.07.2023)'''
| N/A
|-
|-  
|style="background:#919191"|64
| CB
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|GK|type=4}}
| 16
|style="background:#919191"|'''THAT ONE TREE'''
| {{greentext|Implying Owls Are Birds}}
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:thatonetree.jpg|300px|center]]
| [[File:Owls.jpg|100px|Owls.jpg]]
|style="background:#919191"|JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches.
| {{greentext|Implying Noctowl are Flying types}}
|style="background:#919191"|0
| 180
|-
| N/A
|style="background:#919191"|278
| N/A
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|-
|style="background:#919191"|'''Trumpets'''
| RB
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Trumpets.png|300px|center]]
| 22
|style="background:#919191"|Along with the water, the {{tt|trumpets|fun fact: the instrument isn't actually a trumpet}} are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived.
| Trumpets  
|style="background:#919191"|3
| [[File:Trumpets.jpg|100px|Trumpets.jpg]]
|-
| GLOO GLOO WATER TRUMPETS BEST SOUNDTRACK HOENN CONFIRMED
|style="background:#919191"|82
| 180
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| N/A
|style="background:#919191"|'''? Post ELO'''
| N/A
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:post elo.png|300px|center]]
|-
|style="background:#919191"|? Post ELO
| RB  
|style="background:#919191"|0
| 21
|-
| MissingNo.
|style="background:#919191"|477
| [[File:Missingno.png|100px|Missingno.png]]
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|RB|type=4}}
| Formerly a star signing from /x/, MissingNo. played as a starting defender for /vp/. After a string of glitchy games and own goals, Missingno was benched for eternity, only to come out when some hacks are needed.
|style="background:#919191"|'''Grandma Dusknoir'''
| 180
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:shinydusknoir.png|300px|center]]
| N/A
|style="background:#919191"|Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma
| N/A
Rip grandma
|-  
|style="background:#919191"|0
| LB
|-
| 3
|style="background:#919191"|234
| Tentaquil
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| [[File:Tentaquil.png|100px|Tentaquil.png]]
|style="background:#919191"|'''Stantlerchads'''
| Spitting (puking) blood on all those who oppose him, Tentaquil is a force to be dealt with. Created from a Garbodor and the fecal evidence after a night at Taco Bell, Tentaquil, whose name echoes the combination of Tentacool and Cyndaquil, strikes fear into all those who see him. Bears a strange resemblance to moot.
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:stantlerchads.jpg|300px|center]]
| 180
|style="background:#919191"|Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel.
| N/A
|style="background:#919191"|1
| N/A
|-
|-  
|style="background:#919191"|663
| LB
|style="background:#919191" align=center|{{Position|CMF|type=4}}
| 18
|style="background:#919191"|'''Bravest Bird'''
| It Was Zoroark
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Bravest_bird.jpg|200px|center]]
| [[File:Zoroark.jpg|100px|Zoroark.jpg]]
|style="background:#919191"|Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.
| Just when you think you were clever enough to use that super effective move.. NOPE! It was Zoroark!
 
| 180
Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7
| N/A
|style="background:#919191"|19
| N/A
|-
|- bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|style="background:#919191"|?
| DMF
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| 9
|style="background:#919191"|'''World Champion Ash '''
|  No Es Fake
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Champash.jpg|300px|center]]
| [[File:Noesfake.png|100px|Noesfake.png]]
|style="background:#919191"|He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain.
| NO ES FAKE, ES HADA
|style="background:#919191"|19
| 205
|-
| Anchor Man
|style="background:#919191"|964
| S18
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|CB|type=4}}
|-
|style="background:#919191"|'''Dolphin Quest '''
| CMF
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:Dolphin.jpg|300px|center]]
| 20
|style="background:#919191"|What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own!
|  Gary Oak
|style="background:#919191"|0
| [[File:GaryOak.jpg|100px|GaryOak.jpg]]
| Gary Oak is back and better than ever! At a whopping 6'10", Gary, the self proclaimed "trollball expert" makes the perfect midfielder scoring corners, tap ins and helping out on the defence. No goalkeeping blunders this time, at least not for Gary...
| 175
| N/A
| S20
|-  
| CMF
| 2
| Fairy Type Confirmed
| [[File:Fairytype.png|100px|Fairytype.png]]
| FAIRY TYPE CONFIRMED SUCK IT DENIALFAGS
| 175
| N/A
| S20
|-
| CMF
| 14
|  Stealth Rocks
| [[File:StealthRocks.png|100px|StealthRocks.png]]
|   Despite the fact that he is widely hated, stealth rocks is still one of the most sought after players in the 4chan cup metagame. In a recent test game with /k/, /vp/ was found in a large amount of trouble when Stealth Rocks was finally banned by SmogonKaren in the 6th minute, completely ruining the entire meta football game for them.
| 170
| N/A
| S20
|-  
| CMF
| 23
|  No Moves
| [[File:No Moves.png|100px|No Moves.png]]
| NO MOVES has always had a hard life. He never had the ability to get anywhere. People always said "Oh flareon is so shit use a ponyta" or "ewww, he has no moves, I'll just use charizard&#33;". Well, NO MOVES is here to prove that he has moves. Demoted for no reason but to give the new players chance at being silver.
| 175
| N/A
| S20
|-
| CMF
| 6
|  It's a Hat
| [[File:itsahat.png|100px|itsahat.png]]
| It's hair.
| 170
| N/A
| S20
|-
|-
| CMF
|style="background:#919191"|43
| 17
|style="background:#919191" align="center"|{{Position|LB|type=4}}
| Prof Oak Came
|style="background:#919191"|'''ababor '''
| [[File:Prof_oak.jpg|100px|Prof_oak.jpg]]
|style="background:#919191"|[[File:1702770312702.jpg|300px|center]]
|  Professor Oak came when he heard you beat the league, and now he's coming all the way into the football world, one drop at a time. Professor Oak Came played an important role in what offense /vp/ could muster during the spring 2012 Babby Cup providing much need assists to his teammate Miror B, leading to his promotion to the starting 11.
|style="background:#919191"|{{greentext|oddish used ababor!}}
| 165
your bro sucks shit
| N/A
|style="background:#919191"|0
| S20
|}
|- bgcolor="C0C0C0"
| AMF
| 11
| Relentless Fletchling
| [[File:Relentlessfletchling.jpg|100px|Relentlessfletchling.jpg]]
|  With a friendly nature and a beautiful chirp, Fletchling is a popular Pokémon among many Trainers. But Fletchling is also known to be ferocious in battle, capable of unleashing relentless attacks!
| 189
| Classic Nº10
| P03, S10, S11
|- bgcolor="EDDA74"
| CF
| 10
|  Mega Ampharos
| [[File:Megaampharos.png|100px|Megaampharos.png]]
| What is this, Digimon?
| 189
| Goal Poacher
| P01, P03, S11, S13
|- bgcolor="EDDA74"
| CF
| 8
|  Miror B
| [[File:Mirorb.png|100px|Mirorb.png]]
|  Used to be the only FABULOUS GOLD player, then failed to show his worth and was demoted to bronze, and then promoted to Gold again... He's still the team captain and chose their music. He's a pretty sweet guy. He is currently working on Miror B: The Game.
| 189
| Goal Poacher
| P03, S06, S08, S09, S19
|}
|}
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[[Category:Official team rosters|vp]]

Latest revision as of 21:22, 19 July 2024

The players representing /vp/'s football team.


Released Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Roster

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(19.07.2024)

400
GK
Gotta Catch 'em All
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 ALL OF THEM. The fuck do you think you're doing trying to score on my net when you haven't completed your National Pokédex, faggot?

Unless you're in Galar. Why? Haha we really don't know. 400 is the perfect number, and if you want more, you better pay up.

You'll buy them all anyway.

0
718
LB
Fully Recovered Zygarde
Fullyrecoveredzygarde.jpg
 >start game

>zygarde hands you a phone

0
54
CB
Masuda
Masuda.jpg
 Junichi Masuda, producer and programmer of Pokémon games. Strangely clueless about the possibilities of implementing wanted features in Pokémon games, like the Battle Frontier or Black 2 & White 2's Challenge Mode reintroduced. Perhaps the most hated man on /vp/ due to his terrible PR for Sword and Shield. And may or may not have an affinity for bugs in his anus.

When asked why he was playing for /vp/'s team, he simply laughed and said, "Haha, I don't know."

2
109
CB
>fanfic meta
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 The "competitive" fanfic "meta" wishes they were a legitimate e-sport. The Smogon tryhards on the opposing team will begin to question their very own reason to play. 0
251
RB
MISTA MERRIKU
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 "ＭＩＩＩＳＴＡＡＡＡＡＡＨＨ　ＭＥＲＲＲＩＫＵＵＵ，Ｕ　ＢＥＴＴＥＲＵ　ＰＥＲＳＵＡＤＥＲＯ　ＧＡＩＪＩＮ　ＴＯ　ＢＵＹ　ＯＵＲ　ＧＡＹＭＥＲＯＳ，ＯＲ　ＢＡＧＵＳＵ　ＩＮ　ＡＮＵＳ　ＦＯＲ　ＴＷＥＮＴＹ　ＦＯＵＲ　ＨＯＵＲＯＯＯ！！！" 0
386
DMF
Tentaquil
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 Ask /vp/ to draw their favorite Pokémon from memory? Just don't be surprised when the drawing looks like shit and no one has any idea what the fuck it is. 6
9
CMF
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak
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 Time for a motherfucking Gary Oak thread!

P.S: Ash is a loser

2
383
CMF
WOW! IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
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 New Pokémon news coming soon? Will it be legit info or will it be FUCKING NOTHING!? 14
272
SS
Miror B.
Mirorb.jpg
 SALSA!

The spiciest member of the team, Miror B. is a classic /vp/ fan-favorite character from Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon >XD.
Maybe he'll return one day when Genius Sonority stops making fucking mobile games.

62
452
SS
Citizen Snips
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 Keep boostan champ! No one can stop final form Snibs! 66
384
CF
Fug Captain
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 fug 81

Substitutes

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(12.05.2024)

377
GK
OMP OMP OMP
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 ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ ⠠⠕⠠⠍⠠⠏ 0
448
CB
Proud of its Power
POIP.jpg
 His best IV may only be 30 in Attack, but at least he can control his power and he's proud of it. Imagine getting a Lucario that thrashes about on the team like an idiot would? 0
645
CB
Landorus at Home
Greattusk.jpg
 Thought you could remove them from the meta? Better luck next gen, fuckers. The genie meta is here to stay on the field.

A- viability? So they are finally removed? Wrong! Lando just traveled back in time and grew tusks.

0
83
CB
HOUSEWIFE'd
Houswife.jpg
 Liko is not the new Ash. Instead she prepares herself to be the best wife /vp/ could ask for. 0
83
LB
John Gamefreak
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 AKA John Gamefreak The real CEO of Game Freak, John Gamefreak is here to leak details about the upcoming Pokémon games to a /vp/ always eager to eat them up, no matter how bullshit they may be. 0
1017
RB
Ex-Champion Kiki
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 cucked by an orange 0
999
DMF
Best Pokégirl
Best Pokegirl.jpg
 Going to share your #hotopinion on who's best Pokégirl?

Don't even bother, you're just going to fucking embarrass yourself revealing your awful taste.

1
959
DMF
>75
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 >Furret is stronger 0
1
CMF
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KANTOOOO.jpg
 D-Did you say it's THE Charizard? Fr-from...!

KANTOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO

0
164
CMF
>implying owls are birds
IOAB.jpg
 "Three birds on the pitch, Bravest Bird's got it... IMPLYING, OWLS ARE BIRDS! IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS!"

But seriously, >owls >birds

6
13
SS
Specs Weedle
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 So powerful that it is only given to the most special champs. A secret weapon that /vp/ keeps at hand at all times. 1
SS
It's Me, Nemona!
Nemona.jpg
 You! Me! Battle! Yes?! 0

Released Players

Number Position Name Picture Description Goals

(22.07.2023)

64
GK
THAT ONE TREE
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 JPEG quality trees to go along with your 2 frame attack animation battles and blistering 15 FPS open world experience. A stalwart defender that will block any goal with its pixelated branches. 0
278
CB
Trumpets
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 Along with the water, the trumpets are the reason RSE are easily the best incarnations of Pokémon Game Freak has ever conceived. 3
82
RB
? Post ELO
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 ? Post ELO 0
477
RB
Grandma Dusknoir
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 Playing Pokemon in memory of grandma

Rip grandma

0
234
CMF
Stantlerchads
Stantlerchads.jpg
 Not only did Stantler get into Legends: Arceus but he also got a brand new evolution. The wait was worth it, we won. All must kneel. 1
663
CMF
Bravest Bird
Bravest bird.jpg
 Gale Wings makes sure that the Bravest Bird's attacks always strike first, and strike hard for the team.

Truly the hero /vp/ needs. ;_;7

19
?
LB
World Champion Ash
Champash.jpg
 He did the unthinkable and beat the undefeated Champion Leon, finally becoming World Champion after 25 years of pain. 19
964
CB
Dolphin Quest
Dolphin.jpg
 What is GameFreak's groundbreaking new evolution method? Looks like we're going to have to figure this one out on our own! 0
43
LB
ababor
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 >oddish used ababor!

your bro sucks shit

0
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