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<div style="text-align:center;width:90%"><span style="font-size:20px;color:#cc0000">
CRISIS OVER (...hopefully), but I'll keep these links to apocalypse bunkers up for a short while in case anyone's looking:
<br>>[https://discord.gg/29YbtszQKH Here] for the VGL serb<br>>[https://discord.gg/URDUvfUZ Here] for the long-term /egg/ bunker (it <span style="text-decoration: line-through">has been there since a previous shutdown scare</span> doesn't exist)<br>>The place beginning with '8' and ending with '.moe/v/'</span></strong></div><br>
If a link expires, poke [[User:PossumT|Possum]].<br>
= =
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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br>
We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.<br>
Then arguing over what the hell 'engineering' means in this context.
Then arguing over what the hell 'engineering' means in this context.
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==<div style="display:inline-block;background:#dd1c05;color:#414141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0 0 0 8px;width:calc(90%);border-top-left-radius:12px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1em"><strong> History</strong></span></div>==
==History==
====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">In The Beginning...</span></div>====
====<div style="display:inline-block;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;border-left:solid;background-image:linear-gradient(65deg, #616161, #616161, #616161, #616161, transparent, transparent);width:250px"><span style="font-size:1.1em">In The Beginning...</span></div>====
When first formed in <strong>VGL 8</strong>, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other models and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.<br><br>
When first formed in <strong>VGL 8</strong>, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other models and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.<br><br>


====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 12 to 15 - Rebirth & The Curse</span></div>====
====<div style="display:inline-block;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;border-left:solid;background-image:linear-gradient(65deg, #616161, #616161, #616161, #616161, transparent, transparent);width:325px"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 12 to 15 - The Curse</span></div>====
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in <strong>VGL 12</strong> with the power of broken physics.<br>What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in <strong>VGL 13</strong> after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with <strong>[[/domg/]]</strong> for <strong>VGL 14</strong>, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in <strong>VGL 15</strong>. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...<br><br>
The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in <strong>VGL 12</strong> with the power of broken physics.<br>What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in <strong>VGL 13</strong> after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with <strong>[[/domg/]]</strong> for <strong>VGL 14</strong>, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in <strong>VGL 15</strong>. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...<br><br>


====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers</span></div>====
====<div style="display:inline-block;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;border-left:solid;background-image:linear-gradient(65deg, #616161, #616161, #616161, #616161, transparent, transparent);width:410px"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers</span></div>====
<strong>VGL 16's [[/akg/]]</strong> match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. <strong>VGL 17</strong> continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against <strong>[[/drg/]]</strong>. <strong>VGL 18</strong> finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.<br><br>
<strong>VGL 16's [[/akg/]]</strong> match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. <strong>VGL 17</strong> continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against <strong>[[/drg/]]</strong>. <strong>VGL 18</strong> finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.<br><br>


====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 to 22 - The Possum Heresy</span></div>====
====<div style="display:inline-block;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;border-left:solid;background-image:linear-gradient(65deg, #616161, #616161, #616161, #616161, transparent, transparent);width:435px"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 19 to 22 - The Possum Heresy</span></div>====
<strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br>
<strong>VGL 19's</strong> horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.<br>It was time... <strong>to make our own tactics.</strong><br><br>


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<strong>VGL 22</strong> was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against <strong>[[/gbpen/]]</strong> meant that our <strong>[[/psg/]]</strong> victory and valiant effort against <strong>[[/lcg/]]</strong> still lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.<br><br>
<strong>VGL 22</strong> was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against <strong>[[/gbpen/]]</strong> meant that our <strong>[[/psg/]]</strong> victory and valiant effort against <strong>[[/lcg/]]</strong> still lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.<br><br>


====<div style="display:inline-block;background:#616161;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding-left:10px;width:calc(80%);border-top-left-radius:8px;border-left:solid"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 23 onwards - Return to Form</span></div>====
====<div style="display:inline-block;color:#ff4141;font-family:sans-serif;padding:0px 0px 0px 8px;border-left:solid;background-image:linear-gradient(65deg, #616161, #616161, #616161, #616161, transparent, transparent);width:420px"><span style="font-size:1.1em">VGL 23 onwards - Return to Form</span></div>====


Blasting our way into <strong>VGL 23</strong> with quite possibly an early contender for best match of the tournament, <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> fell after an insane exchange of goals leaving us winning 5-4. Reverting to old models due to <span style="text-decoration: line-through">the manager waiting too long to work on them (again)</span> a problem with the cloning process didn't seem to hold the boys back in the slightest. The <strong>Clash of the Eggs</strong> against <strong>[[/sthg/]]</strong> ended in victory... locking group K in for us and <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> (whom we promptly lost to).<br>Finally, /egg/ left groups, after 5 leagues of waiting.<br>Then we lost to <strong>[[/hanny/]]</strong>. Admittedly it was a very tense match though, with the highly intriguing pastebin tactics of "Go +2 and stay +2" almost working out for us.<br><br>
Blasting our way into <strong>VGL 23</strong> with an early contender for best match of the tournament, <strong>[[/bag/]]</strong> fell after an insane exchange of goals left us winning 5-4. Reverting to old models for PES 17 due to <span style="text-decoration: line-through">the manager procrastinating again</span> a problem with the cloning process didn't seem to hold the boys back in the slightest. The <strong>Clash of the Eggs</strong> against <strong>[[/sthg/]]</strong> ended in victory... locking group K in for us and <strong>[[/wtg/]]</strong> (whom we promptly lost to).<br>Finally, /egg/ left groups, after 5 leagues of waiting.<br><br>Then we lost to <strong>[[/hanny/]]</strong>. Admittedly it was a tense match, with the highly intriguing tactic of "Go +2 and stay +2" almost working.<br><br>


==Info==
==Info==
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==Roster==
==Roster==
<small>Actual positions subject to the whim of whatever tactics we're using at any given time</small>


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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers|/vg/ League 8<br>Qualifiers B]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers|/vg/ League 8<br>Qualifiers B]]


| 2017, June 2nd
| 2017, June 2nd
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| align=center | 0 - 1
| align=center | 0 - 1
|  
|  
| colspan="2"  |<small>John Madden {{yel|76}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>John Madden {{yel|76}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
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| {{team away|agdg}}
| {{team away|agdg}}
| align=center | 1 - 3
| align=center | 1 - 3
| colspan="3"  |<small>Smug Marek {{goal|22}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>Smug Marek {{goal|22}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| {{team away|civ4xg}}
| {{team away|civ4xg}}
| align=center | 1 - 0
| align=center | 1 - 0
| colspan="3"  |<small>KEEEEEEEEN {{goal|73}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>KEEEEEEEEN {{goal|73}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12]]<br>[[/vg/ League 12#Group I|Group I]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12]]<br>[[/vg/ League 12#Group I|Group I]]


| 2019, June 9th
| 2019, June 9th
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| align=center | 2 - 2
| align=center | 2 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|78}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|78}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| align=center | 5 - 0
| align=center | 5 - 0
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|15||56}}, Early Access Sandbox Game {{goal|42}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|70}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|15||56}}, Early Access Sandbox Game {{goal|42}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|59}}, CLANG {{goal|70}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| align=center | 2 - 0
| align=center | 2 - 0
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|75}}, Chaos Engine {{goal|84}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|75}}, Chaos Engine {{goal|84}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| 2019, June 29th
| 2019, June 29th
| {{team away|gfg}}
| {{team away|gfg}}
| align=center | 4 - 2
| align=center | 4 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|20}}, CLANG {{goal|45+2|pen.|50||75}} (the first of many hat tricks)
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|20}}, CLANG {{goal|45+2|pen.|50||75}} (the first of many hat tricks)
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 12#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| 2019, June 30th
| 2019, June 30th
| {{team away|dbg}}
| {{team away|dbg}}
| align=center | 0 - 1
| align=center | 0 - 1
| <small></small>
|  
| colspan="2"  | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|36}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|36}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13]]<br>[[/vg/ League 13#Group B|Group B]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 13]]<br>[[/vg/ League 13#Group B|Group B]]


| 2019, November 22nd
| 2019, November 22nd
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| align=center | 2 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|19}}, CLANG {{goal|52}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|19}}, CLANG {{goal|52}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
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| <small>Mechanically... {{goal|11}}, CLANG {{goal|27}}, Thomasformer {{goal|72}}
| <small>Mechanically... {{goal|11}}, CLANG {{goal|27}}, Thomasformer {{goal|72}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>FUCKING AEIOU {{owngoal|81}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>FUCKING AEIOU {{owngoal|81}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
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| align=center | 1 - 1
| align=center | 1 - 1
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|89}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|89}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14]]<br>[[/vg/ League 14#Group K|Group K]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14]]<br>[[/vg/ League 14#Group K|Group K]]


| 2020, June 7th
| 2020, June 7th
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| align=center | 4 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|4||24}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|38||90+8}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|4||24}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|38||90+8}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| align=center | 4 - 1
| align=center | 4 - 1
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|6||53||55}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|15}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|6||53||55}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|15}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
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| align=center | 2 - 2
| align=center | 2 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|25||90+1}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|25||90+1}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| 2020, June 27th
| 2020, June 27th
| {{team away|d2g}}
| {{team away|d2g}}
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| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|76}}
| <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|76}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG {{pengoal}}, Thomas... {{pengoal}}, Mechanically... {{pengoal}}, Landing... {{pengoal}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG {{pengoal}}, Thomas... {{pengoal}}, Mechanically... {{pengoal}}, Landing... {{pengoal}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 14#Quarterfinals|Quarterfinals]]
| 2020, June 28th
| 2020, June 28th
| {{team away|ssbg}}
| {{team away|ssbg}}
| align=center | 1 - 3
| align=center | 1 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|35}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|35}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15]]<br>[[/vg/ League 15#Group E|Group E]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 15]]<br>[[/vg/ League 15#Group E|Group E]]


| 2020, November 21st
| 2020, November 21st
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| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}
| <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}
| colspan="2"  | <small> ...we just couldn't Alice.
| colspan="2"  | <small> ...we just couldn't Alice.
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| align=center | 5 - 2
| align=center | 5 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Landing Gear... {{goal|31}}, Thomasformer {{goal|43||86}}, Mechanically... {{goal|74}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|16}}, Landing Gear... {{goal|31}}, Thomasformer {{goal|43||86}}, Mechanically... {{goal|74}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
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| align=center | 2 - 3
| align=center | 2 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|36}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|36}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16]]<br>[[/vg/ League 16#Group L|Group L]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16]]<br>[[/vg/ League 16#Group L|Group L]]


| 2021, May 23rd
| 2021, May 23rd
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| align=center | 4 - 1
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|21||35||56}}, CLANG {{goal|75}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|21||35||56}}, CLANG {{goal|75}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| align=center | 1 - 0
| align=center | 1 - 0
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|7}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|7}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically... {{goal|65||84}}
| <small>CLANG {{goal|24||45+2||90+0}}, Mechanically... {{goal|65||84}}
| colspan="2"  | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0!</strong> First ever in the VGL!
| colspan="2"  | <small><strong>CLANG with the 9.0!</strong> First ever in the VGL!
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 16#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
| 2021, June 12th
| 2021, June 12th
| {{team away|akg}}
| {{team away|akg}}
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| <small>Early Access... {{yel|78}}
| <small>Early Access... {{yel|78}}
| <small>Penalties: 0 - 2 <strong>(FOUR MISSES)
| <small>Penalties: 0 - 2 <strong>(FOUR MISSES)
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17]]<br>[[/vg/ League 17#Group D|Group D]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17]]<br>[[/vg/ League 17#Group D|Group D]]


| 2021, November 26th
| 2021, November 26th
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| align=center | 4 - 3
| align=center | 4 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|7}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|70||80}}, Turrents {{goal|90+1}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|7}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|70||80}}, Turrents {{goal|90+1}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
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| <small>CLANG {{goal|69}}
| <small>CLANG {{goal|69}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|45+0}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|45+0}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| align=center | 4 - 2
| align=center | 4 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|10}}, CLANG {{goal|37||86}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|55}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|10}}, CLANG {{goal|37||86}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|55}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17#Survival Round|Survival Round]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 17#Survival Round|Survival Round]]


| 2021, December 17th
| 2021, December 17th
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| align=center | 1 - 2
| align=center | 1 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|43}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|43}}
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 18]]<br>[[/vg/ League 18#Group D|Group D]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 18]]<br>[[/vg/ League 18#Group D|Group D]]


| 2022, June 17th
| 2022, June 17th
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| <small>CLANG {{goal|59}}
| <small>CLANG {{goal|59}}
| colspan="2"  | <small>Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss
| colspan="2"  | <small>Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
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| align=center | 1 - 2
| align=center | 1 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|39}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|39}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2022, July 2nd
| 2022, July 2nd
| {{team away|twg}}
| {{team away|twg}}
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| <small></small>
| <small></small>
| colspan="2"  | <small><strong>6 damn saves</strong> from Eggman, with nothing to back them up
| colspan="2"  | <small><strong>6 damn saves</strong> from Eggman, with nothing to back them up
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19]]<br>[[/vg/ League 19#Group L|Group L]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 19]]<br>[[/vg/ League 19#Group L|Group L]]


| 2022, November 27th
| 2022, November 27th
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|  
|  
| colspan="2"  | <small>Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself
| colspan="2"  | <small>Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffffcc"  
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"  
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| align=center | 2 - 2
| align=center | 2 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|56}}
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|26}}, CLANG {{goal|56}}
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
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| <small>The Chad... {{yel|33}}</small>
| <small>The Chad... {{yel|33}}</small>
| style="color: #ff0000" | <small><strong>thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟
| style="color: #ff0000" | <small><strong>thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers|/vg/ League X-2<br>Qualifiers B]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League X-2 Qualifiers|/vg/ League X-2<br>Qualifiers B]]


| 2023, June 2nd
| 2023, June 2nd
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| <small>Landing Gear... {{yel|21}}
| <small>Landing Gear... {{yel|21}}
| <small>The tictacs begin... poorly
| <small>The tictacs begin... poorly
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"  
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| colspan="2"  |
| colspan="2"  |
| <small>Well that soiled it
| <small>Well that soiled it
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"  
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"  
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| <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|53}}
| <small>{{greentext|Physician}} {{yel|53}}
| <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon saved us
| <small>Timely PES knowledge from anon saved us
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers|/vg/ League 21<br>Qualifiers A]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21 Qualifiers|/vg/ League 21<br>Qualifiers A]]


| 2023, November 17th
| 2023, November 17th
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| align=center | 2 - 1
| align=center | 2 - 1
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|15||60}} <!-- Landing, CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves -->
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|15||60}} <!-- Landing, CLANG assist | Mechanically MotM | 3 saves -->
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"  
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"  
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| align=center | 1 - 0
| align=center | 1 - 0
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|45}} <!-- No assists | Mechanically MotM | 2 saves -->
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|45}} <!-- No assists | Mechanically MotM | 2 saves -->
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"  
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"  
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| colspan="2"  | <small>Epically Engineered Autism {{goal|31}}, Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons {{goal|53}}, RARE CLANG {{goal|64}} <!-- Landing, CLANG, Mech assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves -->
| colspan="2"  | <small>Epically Engineered Autism {{goal|31}}, Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons {{goal|53}}, RARE CLANG {{goal|64}} <!-- Landing, CLANG, Mech assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves -->
| <small>WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY
| <small>WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21#Group J|Group J]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 21#Group J|Group J]]


| 2023, November 26th
| 2023, November 26th
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| align=center | 2 - 5
| align=center | 2 - 5
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|14||32}} <!-- Thomas, CLANG assist | 1 save -->
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Legendary Autism {{goal|14||32}} <!-- Thomas, CLANG assist | 1 save -->
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
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| align=center | 2 - 2
| align=center | 2 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>COMMON CLANG {{goal|17}}, Legendary on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|89}} <!-- Turrents, CLANG assist | 5 saves -->
| colspan="3"  | <small>COMMON CLANG {{goal|17}}, Legendary on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|89}} <!-- Turrents, CLANG assist | 5 saves -->
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
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| <small>Common Engine {{yel|84}}
| <small>Common Engine {{yel|84}}
| <small>It was alright
| <small>It was alright
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 22]]<br>[[/vg/ League 22#Group K|Group K]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 22]]<br>[[/vg/ League 22#Group K|Group K]]


| 2024, June 9th
| 2024, June 9th
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| colspan="2"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|45+1}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|50||72}} <!-- Mech, Chaos, Thomas assist | Mechanically MotM | 4 saves -->
| colspan="2"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|45+1}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|50||72}} <!-- Mech, Chaos, Thomas assist | Mechanically MotM | 4 saves -->
| <small>New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water
| <small>New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
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| colspan="2"  | <small>uh oh <!-- 2 saves -->
| colspan="2"  | <small>uh oh <!-- 2 saves -->
| <small>New on the pitch: Satisfactory
| <small>New on the pitch: Satisfactory
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
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| <small>Curses, out on GD
| <small>Curses, out on GD
| <small>Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie
| <small>Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ccffcc" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23]]<br>[[/vg/ League 23#Group K|Group K]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="f5fff5" rowspan="3" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23]]<br>[[/vg/ League 23#Group K|Group K]]


| 2024, December 1st
| 2024, December 1st
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| <small>Boling Water {{yel|89}}
| <small>Boling Water {{yel|89}}
| <small>Good God what a match
| <small>Good God what a match
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
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| colspan="2"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|16||90+3}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|23}} <!-- Thomas, Thomas, Landing assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves -->
| colspan="2"  | <small>CLANG {{goal|16||90+3}}, Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|23}} <!-- Thomas, Thomas, Landing assist | CLANG MotM | 2 saves -->
| <small><strong>Clash of the Eggs
| <small><strong>Clash of the Eggs
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
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| align=center | 1 - 3
| align=center | 1 - 3
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|40}} <!-- 3 saves -->
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|40}} <!-- 3 saves -->
| align=center | A
| align=center | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="font-weight:bold;background:#ffcccc" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23#Survival Round|Survival Round]]
| style="font-weight:bold" bgcolor="fff5f5" align=center | [[/vg/ League 23#Survival Round|Survival Round]]
| 2024, December 20th
| 2024, December 20th
| {{team away|hanny}}
| {{team away|hanny}}
| align=center | 1 - 2
| align=center | 1 - 2
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|79}} <!-- 3 saves -->
| colspan="3"  | <small>Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|79}} <!-- 3 saves -->
| align=center | H
| align=center | <small>H


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> <!-- <small>??? {{goal|1}} {{yel|1}} --> <!--  assist |  MotM |  saves -->
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1" <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" --> <!-- <small>??? {{goal|1}} {{yel|1}} --> <!--  assist |  MotM |  saves -->
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=== Friendlies ===
=== Friendlies ===


{| class="wikitable" width=75%
{| class="wikitable" width=auto
|-
|-
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Competition
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| {{team away|mmg}} <strong>- The Stand (Man or Machine)
| {{team away|mmg}} <strong>- The Stand (Man or Machine)
| align=center| 2 - 3
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|15}}, CLANG {{goal|24}}</small>
| colspan="3" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|15}}, CLANG {{goal|24}}


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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| {{team away|hgg2d}} <strong>- Perverts vs Autists
| {{team away|hgg2d}} <strong>- Perverts vs Autists
| align=center| 2 - 3
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="2" | <small>Mechanically. {{goal|84}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}}</small>
| <small>Mechanically. {{goal|84}}, CLANG {{goal|90 + 1}}</small>
| <small>CLANG {{yel|42}}</small>
| colspan="2" | <small>CLANG {{yel|42}}


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->


|-bgcolor="dddddd"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#f5f5f5;font-weight:bold" rowspan="1" align=center | [[/vg/ League 24 Friendlies|'24 Friendlies]]
| style="background:#eeeeee;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League 24 Friendlies|'24 Friendlies]]
 
| 2025, March 21st
| {{team away|mmcg}} <strong>- Automation Bloatb Owl
| align=center| 2 - 3
| <small>CLANG {{goal|15}}, BLUE, HURT {{goal|45+2}}
| <small>Turrents {{yel|77}}
| <small>BLUE unexpectedly scoring with the brand new model!


| 2025
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| 2025, March 23rd
| {{team away|pg}} <strong>- Grudge Match: Mark of the Beast
| {{team away|pg}} <strong>- Grudge Match: Mark of the Beast
| align=center| -  
| align=center| 0 - 2
| colspan="3" | <small></small>
| colspan="3" | <small>Eggman suffered a stroke and did nothing for one of them


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
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!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Opponent
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200"| Result
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="3"| Scorers
!style="background:#414141;color:#C11200" colspan="4"| Scorers


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| style="background:#ffcccc;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3|/vg/ RTTC 3]]<br>as {{team away|spess}}
| style="background:#eeeeee;font-weight:bold" rowspan="2" align=center | [[/vg/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup 3|/vg/ RTTC 3]]<br>as {{team away|spess}}


| 2024, August 23rd
| 2024, August 23rd
| {{team away|sfmc}}
| {{team away|sfmc}}
| align=center| 2 - 3
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|30}}, I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE {{goal|71}}</small>
| colspan="3" | <small>Thomasformer {{goal|30}}, I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE {{goal|71}}
| align="center" | <small>A


|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
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| align=center| 0 - 4
| align=center| 0 - 4
| colspan="2" |
| colspan="2" |
| <small>good lord</small>
| <small>Good lord - Placement: 11th, dead last
| align="center" | <small>A


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
 
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| style="background:#eeeeee;font-weight:bold" align=center rowspan="3" | [[Lads on Tour]]


|-bgcolor="bbbbbb"
| 2025, March 7th
| style="background:#bbbbbb;font-weight:bold" align=center | [[Lads on Tour]]
| {{team away|hanny}}
| align=center| 2 - 2
| colspan="2" | <small>CLANG {{goal|89||90+4}} <!-- Chaos, Mech assists | CLANG MotM -->
| <small>A very 'last minute' sort of match
| align="center" | <small>A


| 2025, ??? ?st
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| {{team away|TBC}}
| 2025, March 8th
| align=center| -  
| {{team away|dbg}}
| colspan="3" | <!-- <small>??? {{goal|?}}</small>
| align=center| 2 - 3
| colspan="2" | <small>Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons {{goal|?}}, Mechanically Engineered Autism {{goal|?}}
| <small>First appearance of the Besiege source cube!
| align="center" | <small>H


|-bgcolor="bbbbbb"
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| 2025, ??? ?nd
| 2025, March 8th
| {{team away|TBC}}
| {{team away|fgog}}
| align=center| -  
| align=center| 1 - 0
| colspan="3" | <small>??? {{goal|?}}</small> -->
| <small>Icarus {{goal|90+3}} after a horrific fumble that cheeky bastard
| <small>CLANG {{yel|63}}
| <small>Not enough to carry us through groups - Placement: 5th
| align="center" | <small>A


|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
|-bgcolor="b1b1b1"
| colspan="7" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->
| colspan="8" | <!-- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -->


|} <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} -->
|} <!-- win:"ccffcc" draw:"ffffcc" loss:"ffcccc" <small>player {{goal|time}} {{yel|time}} -->
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|-
|-
!style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"|
!style="background:#C11200;color:#212121"|
'''[[/vg/ League 24|VGL 24]]'''<br>(PES 17)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[- Aesthetic,]<br>
[- Music,] [- Tactic]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/105VQSrJ#FdcJGUBDYfv-1F_xQ7OUE2gvvE2O6gp54Of6lJYULCY Aesthetic,]<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/gtpg3LzT#EtecntnJiAW_qOfnT30R4mPYGBC-zNF9m0G43lZ43f0 Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/40xR2aAD#OWNYNIYxBHWezhLNMeblY_DtYFXqysi7WKBVqZOQ4-U Tactic]
|-
!style="color:#414141; background:#818181; font-size=140%; "align="center"|
'''[[/vg/ League 23|VGL 23]]'''<br>(PES 17)
'''[[/vg/ League 23|VGL 23]]'''<br>(PES 17)
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
--
[https://mega.nz/file/I8ZHSbhZ#kEQCW4eagNL-dciihgsYOKDDstiEf88n8_X1h-TZYlM Aesthetic,]<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/FxwgyAKY#yLISvXDYeGCNmkYrOh6bizcSAieDKEBxYA1qQQ0Rv8U Music,] [https://mega.nz/file/w0ZDlT6J#aRkHBxLjZvAbGvka6PlBg2SjTUzTw5KoJ-V0Wi6lqVU Tactic]
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
|!style="font-size:90%; "align="center"|
[https://mega.nz/file/ZogCHR4B#xs_kxeiUEgPG6C7rtUr9VSLh_gc3lJyhVE9Loj1oW_c Aesthetic,]<br>
[https://mega.nz/file/ZogCHR4B#xs_kxeiUEgPG6C7rtUr9VSLh_gc3lJyhVE9Loj1oW_c Aesthetic,]<br>

Latest revision as of 16:13, 26 April 2025

/egg/
Praise CLANG!
Egg logo.png
/egg/ - Engineering Games General
Founded May 5th, 2017
Manager Kovarex
Owner Wube Software Ltd.
IRL manager PossumT !!PEi0xNGJbQl
Team colors
Chat color C11200
Blood! Blood for the CLANG God!
Ranking 18 (increase 16)
Highest rank 10th (June 13th, 2021)
Lowest rank 51st (December 18th, 2022)
Top scorer CLANG (43)
Top assister CLANG (23)
Captain Eggman
Website /egg/ - Engineering Games General
Nickname Formerly /svgg/
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
20 8 21 49 40.82%
GF GA GD
100 104 -4
Biggest win
/egg/ Egg icon.png 5–0 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
June 4th, 2021
(prev. 5-0 Feg icon.png /feg/, 2019/06/05)
Biggest defeat
/egg/ Egg icon.png 1–7 @ icon.png /@/
December 9th, 2022
First match
/egg/ Egg icon.png 0–1 Pg icon.png /pg/
June 2nd, 2017
/vg/ League
Appearances 13 (First in /vg/ League 8 Qualifiers)
Best result 7th, /vg/ League 12, /vg/ League 14
Team music
Anthem Hymn to Breaking Strain
Victory Anthem E.G.G.M.A.N.

Goal horn Dinosauroid
Kits


CRISIS OVER (...hopefully), but I'll keep these links to apocalypse bunkers up for a short while in case anyone's looking:


>Here for the VGL serb
>Here for the long-term /egg/ bunker (it has been there since a previous shutdown scare doesn't exist)
>The place beginning with '8' and ending with '.moe/v/'


If a link expires, poke Possum.


We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure, sometimes dead) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing over what the hell 'engineering' means in this context.

Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?

History

In The Beginning...

When first formed in VGL 8, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no other models and we dropped out after a mediocre qualifying group performance. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.

VGL 12 to 15 - The Curse

The will of The Omnissiah compelled us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ (now with actual models) managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power of broken physics.
What followed was a rollercoaster ride of results with a dramatic fall to 40th place in VGL 13 after a horrible group stage, riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14, then failing to leave the group stage with 2 losses once again in VGL 15. The team had gained the curse (...or blessing, maybe?) of a cycle between failure and success, even going as far as identical results: exiting the group stage on odd-numbered leagues, followed by only losing to the champions in quarterfinals - even as far as drawing & winning the same number of matches during even leagues. However...

VGL 16 to 18 - The Curse Wavers

VGL 16's /akg/ match weakened the cycle with the team losing earlier than usual to one that did not survive the final game. The eggs were no longer balanced. VGL 17 continued to buck the trend by letting us escape the clutches of Group D for a rematch (note: unsuccessful) against /drg/. VGL 18 finally ended the cycle - an even league with the literal worst group showing we'd ever had.

VGL 19 to 22 - The Possum Heresy

VGL 19's horrific spaghetti performance cemented the Omnissiah's abandonment of /egg/.
It was time... to make our own tactics.

In the VGL X-2 Qualifiers, the managing began. Poorly. The game against /bag/ failed miserably, then got even worse against /uma/. Suddenly, an Anon in the thread revealed that he had actually played PES before. Some timely advice on his end turned things around so fast that /wtg/ suffered a surprise defeat, preventing total humiliation on our end. Someone who's played the game before knows how it works? Shocking, I know.
Sadly, this wasn't enough to keep us in the running for that league.

VGL 21 started off strong and finally dragged us off the bottom of the pile, but sadly some tactical jokery and medal-benching tomfoolery couldn't get us out of groups (especially against /vgt/, good lord they wiped the floor with everyone) so we had to settle for King of the Qualies.

VGL 22 was 4/10, it was alright. Literally, there were 10 goals in our matches and 4 were ours. A poor showing against /gbpen/ meant that our /psg/ victory and valiant effort against /lcg/ still lead to us dropping out through goal difference. New players Icarus, Boiling Water and Amazon Warehouse Wagie - along with the new model for FAILURE - got their time on the pitch though, so that was nice.

VGL 23 onwards - Return to Form

Blasting our way into VGL 23 with an early contender for best match of the tournament, /bag/ fell after an insane exchange of goals left us winning 5-4. Reverting to old models for PES 17 due to the manager procrastinating again a problem with the cloning process didn't seem to hold the boys back in the slightest. The Clash of the Eggs against /sthg/ ended in victory... locking group K in for us and /wtg/ (whom we promptly lost to).
Finally, /egg/ left groups, after 5 leagues of waiting.

Then we lost to /hanny/. Admittedly it was a tense match, with the highly intriguing tactic of "Go +2 and stay +2" almost working.

Info

REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.

We management now.
- Possum

POI as of VGL 22 here
Match recordings here

Roster

Actual positions subject to the whim of whatever tactics we're using at any given time

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Eggman Captain
2
  CB
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
3
  CB
Boiling Water
4
  CB
aeiou
5
  DMF
The Chad Stormworks Player
6
  CMF
>Physician
19
  LMF
Chaos Engine
20
  AMF
Thomasformer
22
  RMF
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons
21
  SS
Mechanically Engineered Autism
23
  CF
CLANG Vice-captain
No. Position Player
7
  GK
Square-chan
8
  LB
>Structural Integrity
9
  CB
Icarus
10
  CB
Jebediah Kerman
11
  CB
SPIDERTRON
12
  RB
FAILURE
13
  DMF
BLUE, HURT
14
  DMF
Amazon Warehouse Wagie
15
  CMF
Godforsaken Astronaut
16
  CMF
Anataeus Vaya
17
  LMF
Turrents
18
  RMF
DAKKA

Meet The Starters

The big boys up front, forging a path forwards of scientific discovery. Very slowly. They're not actually trying to, they just want to blow things up faster.


Eggman
Sonic The Hedgehog franchise

Mechanically Engineered Autism
Most /egg/s

CLANG
H̸͕̮E͕̗̱̠ͅ ̛͓̫͙̖C͖̪̪̣̼O̞͟M̭̥̻͚̘Ḛ͖̼͍́S̨̹̰̫̮͖͚͇

Chaos Engine
Besiege

Thomasformer
Machinecraft

Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons
Space Engineers

The Chad Stormworks Player
Stormworks

>Physician
Robocraft

Jebediah "Motherfucking" Kerman
Kerbal Space Program

SPIDERTRON
Factorio

FAILURE
Infinifactory

#1 (Captain) #21 #23 #19 #20 #22 #5 #6 #10 #11 #12

EggMan.png

EggAuts.gif

EggCLANG.gif

EggChaos.gif

EggThom.gif

EggLand.png

EggChad.png

EggDumb.png

EggJeb.png

EggSpidertron.gif

EggDead.png

Flag bearer for every misunderstood mechanically-brained maniac out there.

He has an announcement to make.

"All in all, it works pretty good if I don't touch anything. Literally. If I get too close to the cars I cause the whole thing to jam."

- Anon, creator of BadBagel's Centrifuge

You are building your ship, when you hear the distant sound of metal on metal.
As the sound creeps closer, you cry, for you know what will come.
All you can do is pray that he does not take you.

Yep, it's a flaming ball attached to some sawblades.
A highly unsafe device born during the height of /v/'s foray into the mechanics of Besiege, this baby can produce enough torque to tear apart any contraption.

All the way from the Isle of Sodor, the brainchild of a madman and a bangin' battlehorn by the Vengaboys, give it up for ya boi MOTHERFUCKING THOMASFORMERRRRRRRRRRR

Shaking hands with danger to achieve strange goals during the construction of mining vehicles. Combinations of moving parts that are questionably safe at best and deadly at worst.

Look at this man. He will make a plane with the same mass as an Ikea wardrobe that takes off in seconds.
How does the engine work? Why does it work? He doesn't know.
He doesn't care.

"Dude I don't want to do physics and maths to play this shit, I'm not a fucking physician, I just want to fucking play lego robots.
Fuck off with your boring school crap."


- Lost child, /rcg/ c. 2014

The Madman of Kerbin himself.
On indefinite loan from /kspg/ while they suffer ego death, this guy has no sense of fear and an addiction for adrenaline. For most KSP players he's dead by their third mission.

God damn look at those legs

The remains of some poor schmuck who was unwittingly placed in a position they were clearly not qualified for.


Meet The Benchwarmers

Just as good (usually) as the main lads, but they do feel a bit underappreciated sometimes.


EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME
Steam Early Access

Icarus
Dyson Sphere Program

aeiou?
aeiou!

Square-chan (formerly Robokek)
Robocraft

>Structural Integrity
Highly subjective

Boiling Water
Everything

BLUE, HURT
An insane Finnish man

Amazon Warehouse Wagie
Satisfactory

Godforsaken Astronaut
Randy Regier

Anataeus Vaya
Opus Magnum

Turrents
Factorio

DAKKA
WAAAGH

#2 #3 #4 #7 #8 #9 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #Ayteen

EggSand.png

EggIcarus.png

Eggaeiou.png

EggSqua.gif

EggStruct.png

EggBoil.png

EggBlue.png

EggSatis.png

EggGodf.png

EggVaya.png

EggTurr.gif

EggDAKKA.png

Alright, so you're making a game. You've got the physics. The blocks, the items and the player models. The multiplayer might even function! It's time to put it on the store to let people have an early look at your dream child.
...content? What the fuck is 'content'?

Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this mech WILL steal your sun's energy output and there's nothing those stupid robots can do about it

Football!

The poster girl for meta-shitpost shipbuilding, renamed for herself rather than the long-dead game she represents. Arguably BobdaBiscuit's most famous child before Thomasformer (yes, the madman made both).

We appreciate the sentiment, but it's more of an afterthought when you're going for efficiency.

Coal. Nuclear. Even fusion, when we get around to it.
If it generates heat, we WILL use it to boil water.

It's a robot that uses artificial neurons to simulate pain.
Invented by a Finn, obviously.

Employee of a mysterious galaxy-spanning conglomerate, this poor bastard was dumped on some backwater planet and told to get a move on with the resource shipments.

A representative for all the poor bastards lost to unscheduled re-entries and the void of space.

The autistic alchemist. He just wants to make compounds in peace, kindly stop bothering him and let him continue with his work.

The unsung hero of xenophobic expansionism. Remember to keep the ammo topped up!
Yes that's how it's spelled, stop asking.

Dis greenboi's gotta lotta gunz, and 'e's not afraid ta use 'em. EVERYFIN needs more dakka ya filfy grot.


Graveyard

The players voted out for various reasons - not relevant any more, not quite popular enough, or just plain dumb.


Marek Rosa
Keen Code House

John Madden
John Madden Football

RIP SERB
Space Engineers

SHINY AND CHROME
WITNESS MEEEE

M1 Bradley
Pentagon Wars

Lemonhulk
Space Engineers

KEEEEEEEEN
Keen Code House

BLANEDS
Space Engineers

EggMarek.png

Bumbling idiot, or genius exit scammer?

EggJohn.png

Having two Moonbase Alpha reps was a bit silly.

EggSerb.png

Server's down.
Again.

EggShiny.png

The warcry of those who wish to be WITNESSED

EggBrad.png

"It's... it's a troop carrier, General"

EggHulk.png

"Space hulk". A vast, asymmetrical spaceship...

EggKeen.png

Shitass company.
Shitass game.

EggBlan.gif

Shitass mechanic.
Dead meme.


Gallery

Full page here (in early access) - ingame shots of the players as they do their thing.

Match History

All (recorded) matches can be seen here.

Official Matches

Competition Date Opponent Result Autistics
/vg/ League 8
Qualifiers B
2017, June 2nd Pg icon.png /pg/ 0 - 1 John Madden Booked 76' A
2017, June 3rd Agdg icon.png /agdg/ 1 - 3 Smug Marek Goal 22' A
2017, June 4th Civ4xg icon.png /civ4xg/ 1 - 0 KEEEEEEEEN Goal 73' H
/vg/ League 12
Group I
2019, June 9th Agdg icon.png /agdg/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 16', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 78' A
2019, June 15th Feg icon.png /feg/ 5 - 0 Thomasformer Goal 15'56', Early Access Sandbox Game Goal 42', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 59', CLANG Goal 70' A
2019, June 21st Vitagen icon.png /vitagen/ 2 - 0 CLANG Goal 75', Chaos Engine Goal 84' H
Round of 16 2019, June 29th Gfg icon.png /gfg/ 4 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 20', CLANG Goal 45+2' (pen.)50'75' (the first of many hat tricks) A
Quarterfinals 2019, June 30th Dbg icon.png /dbg/ 0 - 1 >Physician Booked 36' A
/vg/ League 13
Group B
2019, November 22nd Drg icon.png /drg/ 2 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 19', CLANG Goal 52' H
2019, December 1st Vrg icon.png /vrg/ 3 - 4 Mechanically... Goal 11', CLANG Goal 27', Thomasformer Goal 72' FUCKING AEIOU Scored 81' H
2019, December 7th Alg icon.png /alg/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 89' A
/vg/ League 14
Group K
2020, June 7th Mcg icon.png /mcg/ 4 - 2 CLANG Goal 4'24', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 38'90+8' H
2020, June 13th Nepgen icon.png /nepgen/ 4 - 1 CLANG Goal 6'53'55', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 15' A
2020, June 19th Mggg icon.png /mggg/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 25'90+1' H
Round of 16 2020, June 27th D2g icon.png /d2g/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 76' Penalties: 4 - 1 (CLANG Scored, Thomas... Scored, Mechanically... Scored, Landing... Scored H
Quarterfinals 2020, June 28th Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ 1 - 3 CLANG Goal 35' A
/vg/ League 15
Group E
2020, November 21st Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ 1 - 4 Thomasformer Goal 26' ...we just couldn't Alice. H
2020, November 27th 2hug icon.png /2hug/ 5 - 2 CLANG Goal 16', Landing Gear... Goal 31', Thomasformer Goal 43'86', Mechanically... Goal 74' A
2020, December 6th Drag icon.png /drag/ 2 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 26', CLANG Goal 36' H
/vg/ League 16
Group L
2021, May 23rd Eftg icon.png /eftg/ 4 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 21'35'56', CLANG Goal 75' H
2021, May 29th Fg icon.png /fg/ 1 - 0 CLANG Goal 7' A
2021, June 4th Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ 5 - 0 CLANG Goal 24'45+2'90+0', Mechanically... Goal 65'84' CLANG with the 9.0! First ever in the VGL! H
Round of 16 2021, June 12th Akg icon.png /akg/ 3 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 59', CLANG Goal 85'90+3' Early Access... Booked 78' Penalties: 0 - 2 (FOUR MISSES) H
/vg/ League 17
Group D
2021, November 26th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 4 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 7', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 70'80', Turrents Goal 90+1' H
2021, December 5th Dng icon.png /dng/ 1 - 5 CLANG Goal 69' >Physician Booked 45+0' H
2021, December 11th Utg icon.png /utg/ 4 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 10', CLANG Goal 37'86', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 55' A
Survival Round 2021, December 17th Drg icon.png /drg/ 1 - 2 Thomasformer Goal 43' H
/vg/ League 18
Group D
2022, June 17th Ggg icon.png /ggg/ 1 - 1 CLANG Goal 59' Non-canon eggsdra dime ended in a 1 - 3 loss H
2022, June 26th Vn icon.png /vn/ 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 39' A
2022, July 2nd Twg icon.png /twg/ 0 - 2 6 damn saves from Eggman, with nothing to back them up H
/vg/ League 19
Group L
2022, November 27th Indie icon.png /indie/ 0 - 1 Complete fukken spaghetti-fest if I do say so myself A
2022, December 3rd きらら icon.png /きらら/ 2 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 26', CLANG Goal 56' A
2022, December 9th @ icon.png /@/ 1 - 7 CLANG Goal 9' The Chad... Booked 33' thi̺̜͗sͪ is the la̤ͤͤst s̑͝t́raẘ̸̢͜ gǫ͉̜̻̺̅̀̐̀͋̀̈̊̚d͓̜̮̤̈́͑ͩ̋̍ͩ͋͌ͩ͢ d̦͉ͩ̾am̵̛̹̬͂ͭ̒̑ͪ͟n̸̛͔̦ͭͣ͟͠ iͦt͉͟ H
/vg/ League X-2
Qualifiers B
2023, June 2nd Bag icon.png /bag/ 1 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 45 + 0' Landing Gear... Booked 21' The tictacs begin... poorly H
2023, June 3rd Uma icon.png /uma/ 0 - 5 Well that soiled it A
2023, June 4th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 3 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 48'68'74' (and an 8.5!) >Physician Booked 53' Timely PES knowledge from anon saved us H
/vg/ League 21
Qualifiers A
2023, November 17th Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ 2 - 1 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 15'60' H
2023, November 18th Assg icon.png /assg/ 1 - 0 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 45' A
2023, November 19th Ink icon.png /ink/ 3 - 2 Epically Engineered Autism Goal 31', Landing Gear on Rares on Pistons Goal 53', RARE CLANG Goal 64' WE'RE BACK BABYYYYY H
Group J 2023, November 26th Vgt icon.png /vgt/ 2 - 5 Mechanically Legendary Autism Goal 14'32' A
2023, December 2nd Nikg icon.png /nikg/ 2 - 2 COMMON CLANG Goal 17', Legendary on Rotors on Pistons Goal 89' A
2023, December 8th Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ 3 - 3 RARE CLANG Goal 14, 36, 45+1' Common Engine Booked 84' It was alright H
/vg/ League 22
Group K
2024, June 9th Psg icon.png /psg/ 3 - 2 CLANG Goal 45+1', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 50'72' New on the pitch: Icarus, Boiling Water A
2024, June 15th Gbpen icon.png /gbpen/ 0 - 3 uh oh New on the pitch: Satisfactory A
2024, June 21st Lcg icon.png /lcg/ 1 - 1 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 88' Curses, out on GD Satisfactory -> Amazon Warehouse Wagie H
/vg/ League 23
Group K
2024, December 1st Bag icon.png /bag/ 5 - 4 CLANG Goal 4'56'66', Thomasformer Goal 11', Landing Gear... Goal 63' Boling Water Booked 89' Good God what a match A
2024, December 7th Sthg icon.png /sthg/ 3 - 1 CLANG Goal 16'90+3', Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal 23' Clash of the Eggs H
2024, December 13th Wtg icon.png /wtg/ 1 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 40' A
Survival Round 2024, December 20th Hanny icon.png /hanny/ 1 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 79' H

Unofficial Matches

I don't really know why but our performance is significantly worse in friendlies.
If anything, you'd expect the opposite.

Friendlies

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
'13 Friendlies 2019, September 29th Dfg icon.png /dfg/ - The Lever Room Bowl 0 - 2
2019, October 4th Kspg icon.png /kspg/ - The Spacebowl 0 - 1 huehuehu we stole jeb after this
'14 Friendlies 2020, March 22 Tf2g icon.png /tf2g/ - The Engiebowl 1 - 2 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 66'
2020, March 27 Digi icon.png /digi/ - The Forsaken Auto Final 3 - 4 CLANG Goal 15'21'86' Mechanically. Booked 74', Landing Gear. Booked 82'
'15 Friendlies 2020, September 25th R6g icon.png /r6g/ - The (Be)Siegebowl 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 90 + 1' KEEEEEEEEN Booked 15'
'16 Friendlies 2021, March 27th Indie icon.png /indie/ - The Early Access Bowl 2 - 3 Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal 61', CLANG Goal 90 + 2'
'17 Friendlies 2021, October 3rd Ssbg icon.png /ssbg/ - Grudge Match: Vengeance For '14 3 - 2 Chaos Engine Goal 34', CLANG Goal 42', Mechanically. Goal 68' Landing Gear. Booked 77'
'19 Friendlies 2022, September 16th Ss13g icon.png /ss13g/ - The 2022 Cargonian War of Independence 3 - 0 Landing Gear. Goal 6', Mechanically. Goal 21', Thomasformer Goal 35'
2022, September 23rd D2g icon.png /d2g/ - The Micromanagementbowl 1 - 2 CLANG Goal 71'
X-2 Friendlies 2023, March 25th Akg icon.png /akg/ - The Mobile City Bowl 2 - 4 Landing Gear. Goal 4', Mechanically. Goal 45+0'
2023, March 26th Aceg icon.png /aceg/ - The Aircraft & Artillery Bowl 2 - 6 Mechanically. Goal 15', CLANG Goal 69'
2023, April 2nd Mmg icon.png /mmg/ - The Stand (Man or Machine) 2 - 3 Mechanically. Goal 15', CLANG Goal 24'
'23 Friendlies 2024, October 4th Hgg2d icon.png /hgg2d/ - Perverts vs Autists 2 - 3 Mechanically. Goal 84', CLANG Goal 90 + 1' CLANG Booked 42'
'24 Friendlies 2025, March 21st Mmcg icon.png /mmcg/ - Automation Bloatb Owl 2 - 3 CLANG Goal 15', BLUE, HURT Goal 45+2' Turrents Booked 77' BLUE unexpectedly scoring with the brand new model!
2025, March 23rd Pg icon.png /pg/ - Grudge Match: Mark of the Beast 0 - 2 Eggman suffered a stroke and did nothing for one of them

Invitationals

Competition Date Opponent Result Scorers
/vg/ RTTC 3
as Spess icon.png /spess/
2024, August 23rd Sfmc icon.png /sfmc/ 2 - 3 Thomasformer Goal 30', I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE Goal 71' A
2024, August 24th Aniplex icon.png /aniplex/ 0 - 4 Good lord - Placement: 11th, dead last A
Lads on Tour 2025, March 7th Hanny icon.png /hanny/ 2 - 2 CLANG Goal 89'90+4' A very 'last minute' sort of match A
2025, March 8th Dbg icon.png /dbg/ 2 - 3 Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons Goal ?', Mechanically Engineered Autism Goal ?' First appearance of the Besiege source cube! H
2025, March 8th Fgog icon.png /fgog/ 1 - 0 Icarus Goal 90+3' after a horrific fumble that cheeky bastard CLANG Booked 63' Not enough to carry us through groups - Placement: 5th A

Music

Every good team needs some bangers to listen to while figuring out how to automate the next science tier.

Main Themes Goalhorns Chants

Team Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain

File:EggAnthem (Hymn to Breaking Strain).mp3

Victory Anthem - E.G.G.M.A.N.
File:EggVictory (E.G.G.M.A.N.).mp3

Clean Sheet Victory - Moonbase Alpha
File:EggClean (Moonbase Alpha).mp3

Main Goalhorn - Dinosauroid

File:EggHorn Default.mp3

CLANG - Metal Machine Music
File:EggHorn CLANG.mp3

Mechanically Engineered - Create Machines
File:EggHorn Mechanically.mp3

Thomas - THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE
File:EggHorn Thomas.mp3

Jeb - Everybody Wants To Be An Astronaut
File:EggHorn Jeb.mp3

aeiou & John Madden - Azumadden Daeiou
File:EggHorn aeiou.mp3

Own Goal - Trust Me, I'm An Engineer!
File:EggHorn Own.mp3

The Announcement

File:EggChant ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3

Shadow's dick
File:EggChant Shadow.mp3

Another Chinese earthquake
File:EggChant Chinese.mp3

CBT patriots
File:EggChant CBT.mp3

Moon comrades
File:EggChant Moon Comrades.mp3

Gmod metal collisions
File:EggChant GMod.mp3

MAKE PEEENIS INTO ROBOT
File:EggChant MAKE PEEENIS.mp3

Jonathon Coulton - The Future Soon
File:EggChant Future.mp3

Trust me, I'm an engineer!
File:EggChant Trust.mp3

Pentagon Wars
Adventures in bureaucracy

...fourteen.
File:EggChant Pent Fourteen.mp3

Portholes.
File:EggChant Pent Portholes.mp3

A scout?
File:EggChant Pent Scout.mp3

What are "sheep specs"?!
File:EggChant Pent Sheep.mp3

The Bradley
File:EggChant Pent Bradley.mp3

Player Autistics

Stats as of VGL 23 survival round end

Player Goals Assists MotMs
CLANG 43 23 14
Mechanically Engineered Autism 30 17 6
Thomasformer 12 12 1
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 10 19 0
Chaos Engine 1 4 0
Turrents 1 2 0
Early Access Sandbox Game 1 0 0
The Chad Stormworks Player 0 1 0
Gas The Marek 1 1 0
KEEEEEEEEN 1 0 0
Nick "Unification" Smart 0 1 0


Saves

Keeper Saves
Eggman 108
Early Access Sandbox Game 2
Square-chan 1
Nick "Unification" Smart 3

Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain then stuck him in goal. Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.

Records

Player Date Match Record
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 2020 June 7th VGL 14 Mcg icon.png /mcg/ Latest goal in a regulation length match, scoring at 90+8' (beating the previous record by one second!)
CLANG 2021 June 4th VGL 16 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/ The first official VGL 9.0 player rating! P̮̞̲̼̰͞R̞̳̯̹͙ͅA̲I̩̣̝̙͍͢S҉͉̱̰͓̦̩̪E̵̱̹͔ͅ ҉C̩͖͍L̝̞̹̮̠̘A̭̘N̼̫̬͖̫͓G̜̝͈͓!̜̲̹̬̺̼
Mechanically Engineered Autism Nov '23 - Feb '25 Player of the Week VGL PotW for 64 weeks in a row! Try and beat THAT, scrubs


Team Awards

League Award
VGL 17 Best Anthem - Hymn To Breaking Strain


Physicians

Player Date Match Retard moment
aeiou 2019 December 21st VGL 13 Vrg icon.png /vrg/ /egg/'s first own goal. Bounced directly off his ass, and lost us the match. Good job, son.

Exports

If something's fucked, I swear it's CLANG's doing

------------------------> RTTC 3 EXPORT HERE

League Main Friendly

VGL 24
(PES 17)

[- Aesthetic,]
[- Music,] [- Tactic]

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

VGL 23
(PES 17)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

VGL 22
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

--

VGL 21
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

--

VGL X-2
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

Aesthetic,
Music, Tactic

VGL 19
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 18
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

--

VGL 17
(PES 19)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 16
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

--

VGL 15
(PES 21)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

VGL 14
(PES 16)

Aesthetic,
Music, Auto

Aes. lost lmao,
Music, Auto

VGL 13
(PES 16)

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

VGL 12
(PES 16)

Aes., Prof.,
Music, Auto

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